we as society need more media where vampires interact with (and have strong opinions about) other vampire media. give me more of Lestat Claudia and Louis dying laughing at Nosferatu. more of Viago dressing up as Blade or Nick loving Twilight. more of Guillermo wanting to be a vampire bc he had a crush on Armand. if you make a media with vampires in it you need to make them aware of vampire media.
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Thinking about little Mizuki having the meltdown to end all meltdowns when her Magical Girl Light Up Talking Henshin Wand's battery runs out
CG Ena, seeing a silent toy and a screaming Mizuki, immediately assumes the worst!! She's frantically trying to reassure Mizuki that it's okay, she can replace the broken toy, can Mizuki please tell her what it's called so she can look up where it's sold?
To her surprise, Mizuki calms right down upon hearing this, and then looks at her like she's grown another head. She asks her something to the effect of "Ena... Do you always replace things when their batteries run out...? You know you can just take the batteries out and put new ones in, right? Right???" (but in markedly babier terms)
Three AAA batteries later, everything is okay! Almost everything. Ena's pride is a bit wounded from the embarrassing misunderstanding, but that's the only casualty.
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I just watched the first episode of the new japanese series called "crime family" and I need you all to understand that it's the funniest shit ever
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a maiko could beated up mizuchi
ive had this ask in my box for 2 days cuz I loved it too much to post it
ur right tho. a tiny chef child with the power of friendship + optimism could beat up a 7ft scary guy <3
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People who experience romantic and/or sexual attraction are so funny sometimes
They will ask "who's your crush?" And you will answer "i don't have one" and then it starts
"Why are you liying?", "you can trust me", "don't hide", "i don't belive you", "what?! Everyone has one come on", "hmhu it's [name] isn't it?".
in the extreme cases (mine once) they won't let you even leave the conversation and place it started
And so you lie
And when if "confession" comes from "name" and you reject it every single persson who made you lie will be angry.
Honey. Why the fuck are you angry? You decided a lie is more realistic than reality
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genuinely about to cry at the word for france in te reo māori. so like. almost every country name is just the english name but altered to only have letters that exist in te reo (so like canada = kānata, norway = nōwei etc) except france that is literally just fucking. wīwī. as in ouioui. imgoing to fucking die
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