my brain can't comprehend that there are people who don't listen to music every day, or at least often. what do you mean?? do you just walk somewhere and instead of listening to music... you think?
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Every time I vote in a poll and I chose the answer that has the most votes at the time of my interaction I feel like I just won a little guessing game
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they should invent a human interaction that doesn't feel like chalkboard scraping
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There's absolutely nothing like the panic that goes through your body when you check your pocket or bag and your keys/phone/wallet isn't there
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who up wanting something they can never have
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i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem
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I’m a married man!
Yeah well, I got something to show you. Boy, maybe something will happen ;)
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love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on
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