I don't ship Phoenix and Maya and never have, but I think it's crazy for anyone to suggest they aren't each other's best friend in the world. Like there are so many different forms of love, none more important than the other, and the love that Phoenix and Maya have as each other's best friend and confidant is very, very real. They are not lovers, they are not siblings, but they ARE best friends and I think that should be appreciated for the gem it is.
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"What the HELL is wrong with you?! Alfred died BECAUSE OF YOU! And now you're mocking his death like it's nothing important?!" He spits with fury, channeling his father's fiery personality and his mother's sharp words.
Damian simply laughs in his face and retorts, "Why should I care? He was only a butler. He had one purpose: to serve the family. He fulfilled that job perfectly, why does he deserve more praise for doing the bare minimum?"
Even though Tim knew how psychopathic Damian was, he was still stunned at the sheer callousness of his words.
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After years of Damian's abuse and Dick's neglect, Tim's limit is reached after Alfred's funeral and a few insensitive comments from Damian.
actual dogshit fic im telling you, this racist person is going to hell honest to god🙏
rant ahead but here’s a sneak peak of how SHIT this is:
PICK UP A COMIC DAWGGG WHAT R U SAYING??????? DAMIAN’S FAMILY R ENVIRONMENTAL VILLAINS WHY WOULD HE KILL ANIMAS WHEN HIS FAMILY SAVES THEM???????????????
No wayyyy I couldn’t even telll
U dumb bitch Damian fucking hallucinated alfred he was fucking traumatized im dead please kill fanon Im so fucking done with you tim drake hoes spewing racist bullcrap everywhere. HOW TF R U WRITING ABT CHARACTERS YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ABOUT ARE YOU NOT EMBARRASSED???????????
FLASHING GREEN IM DEADDDDDD HOEEEE WHAT IS THISSS😭😭😭😭
poor tim he was so traumatized because he was rich and was having the time of his life in boarding school with his best friends but his parents went on vacations
Damian has had such an easy life all he had to do was murder people and climb mountains at like 5 or smth to prove his worth 🙄🙄
If you can’t tell this is a joke ion want no t*m fan crying abt how sad kid tim was because i could not care less. How tf r u comparing trauma between a rich lonely kid and a child assassin i am dead please
Ofc we compare the brown kid to a feral dog again. 😻😻seems to be a recurring topic for tim drake
Im crying at how this person made stuff up and is getting mad at it. Like these r fictional characters it’s not that serious (but racism is)
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Now hold on a gosh-diddly-darn minute, I noticed the entire time talking about a tipsy Peppino no one thought to ask this but what about tipsy GUS? I mean we saw him a li'l tipsy in the fastfood saloon escape, can I hear your thoughts about that/him please? Have they ever gotten tipsy together?
(I just like the mental image of the two alone, just being real giggly with each other (Gus just says "hey" and Peppi starts giggling which sets Gus off giggling) and being sappy goofs with each other <3)
HEEHEE u are so right and i am so sorry for withholding this information from the masses 😭
My homebrew for gnomes is that they are simultaneously hardy folk (able to eat virtually anything and immune to most poisonous creatures) AND extremely intolerant of alcohol. Theres no reason for that, i just like it alot :)
So Gus would be an extreme lightweight 😭 its SO bad; he cant speak clearly at all, he cant walk straight, he has the Worst hangovers and he wont remember anything from the previous night. The line between ‘pleasantly buzzed’ and ‘blackout drunk’ is so thin that Gus doesnt even try social drinking. If he MUST drink, it will be in the comfort of his own barebones apartment 😭 at least, until Peppino started hanging out with vigilante and his crew.
Gustavo LIKES drinking! Its just hard to find a good balance, and THATS bc he simply doesnt know how alcohol works. Peppino is like:
“Look ‘ere. All of these have a number somewhere on the bottle. Or a percentage. Lower the number, the better it is for you.”
Gustavo is like !!! Oh!!! That is very helpful! What would you recommend for me then?
“Probably…2-5%. 5-10 proof. Small 'a numbers.”
Gustavo nods, interested. He points at a bottle he recognizes from the last time he came here and got shitfaced. “That one up there; do you know how ‘a strong that one is? Or should i ask the bartender?”
Peppino squints at the company label. “45%.”
“Oh!” That makes sense. “Well what do you usually drink?”
“70%.”
“Oh!”
Peppino recommends some of the LIGHT light wines, the ones that barely have a hint of anything. Theyre sweet (which Gustavo loves so very very much) and for the first time in a very long time, he Stays buzzed instead of immediately faceplanting into being blackout drunk.
Hes very. Playful. Is what Peppino would describe a tipsy Gustavo. He hesitates to use the term ‘flirty’ because that is not whats happening. But hes like. Clearly entertaining some gruff looking men like five times his size as they ramble drunkenly about random shit like ‘waow….thasso cool…and then what happened???’
Its funny at first bc Gustavo is so fucking TINY that all you can see of him, in the group of men as they yapyapyap about some inane shit that Gustavo wont even remember, is his tiny little tail 😭 It is less funny, however, when Peppino catches himself rambling about work and Gustavo is like (ears perked; tail swaying) ‘mmhmm. wrow…thats ‘a kinda nice…what else did you do??’ Peppino is like *buffering* (‘something is happening right now that will need to be addressed at a later time. Do not forget DO NOT FORGET. URGENT!!!!’)
Otherwise Gustavo is just a silly guy. Vigilante will make a joke and he laughs so low and deep that he sounds downright villainous 😭 Peppino will point out something stupid on the TV and like hours later Gus is like ‘…heeeuehuuueee…..do u remember [insert stupid reference] and Peppino will giggle. Peppinos affinity for throwing around ilus are met with Gustavo going ‘😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊’ with absolutely no way to even pretend to mask it.
Gustavo has fun being out in the saloon but he really enjoys drinking in Peppinos house. Its not nearly as loud as the saloon and theres usually homecooked foods like breads and soups (Because Peppino stress-cooks ALL the time). Brick gets to stay indoors instead of waiting outside the saloon, so Gustavo gets to mess with his soft fur contentedly. He just gets to be cozy; its quite nice 😊
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