Scrip/Isom. He/Him. Adult. No real-people-shipping on this blog, but character shipping is allowed (and in some cases, encouraged /hj). Follows from statuesarecooliguess as this is a sideblog.
there's something kinda funny to me about certain ways scar tends to be drawn because it's like. okay imagine hypothetically you took a distillation of fanon scar designs and showed it to someone who's never even heard of a minecraft, and asked them what they think this guy might be like. we're ignoring context here, pretend we're showing them a ref sheet. and it's like, alright, here's a rugged looking buff guy. nice abs. lots of scars. he's got a smug grin on his face. very shirtless. he looks like the love interest in a bodice ripper. i bet he's got some dark angsty secret he keeps buried underneath that suave facade. but not buried too deeply, just enough to intrigue.
and then you go watch third life and he is like a cat whose owner keeps desperately trying to make him stop eating plastic.
generally speaking i fucking despise when jimmy’s character is boiled down to just being pathetic. like yes he is that but he’s also silly, funny, easy to irritate but then pretty easy to cheer up again, mischievous, what i can best describe as sassy i guess?? he has many facets because he is being portrayed by a human man who has many traits as most humans do. idk the way he gets depicted sometimes makes me feel like the people drawing/writing him don’t actually watch many of his videos orz
recent events have me remembering that I think on a vodskall video iskall admitted he enjoys joel because he’s fun to mess with and has funny reactions, like mumbo. this tells us so much about the psyche of the iskall. the fact this involves sending spam love letters I think adds something to this image too but given how iskall and mumbo are (or iskall and stress for that matter), if we view this as “iskall has decided that joel can be a mumbo”, this really was only inevitable, actually.
that and he’s gone a bit insane clearing that ocean monument. that also,
watching Scar’s recent hermitcraft episode, he comes across the statue of Grian and says something along the lines of ‘And he has a mullet! Since when has Grian had a mullet’ to which I was reminded of my horrible knowledge that actually, Grian does have a mullet
following the definition of a mullet being a hair style thats shorter at the front and sides but long at the back and generally stops at the neck(?), minecraft skins dont really have necks but they have an area that reads as one. The underside of the back of the head (here on Steve)
So following that and the definition of a mullet, Im going to say that any mc skin that has hair that covers that area but doesnt go any lower or extend to both other undersides of the head has a mullet. which lead me on an hour long journey investigating the skin of every hermit to see who actually has a mullet
Behold, the hermitcraft mullet tier list
(Note: joe hill’s current muppet skin has a mullet but its not the one shown so I didnt add it)
gem and joel and etho are all obsessed with each other but crucially i think the vibes are soooo different between them. gem and joel are best friends and cool kids who support each other 100% before anything else. the etho gem obsession is like that of siblings, the younger one idolising the older and the older always bothering the younger. and etho is joel’s work wife and joel is etho’s manic pixie dream girl. and theyre all obsessed with bdubs