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Phee: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Tech: AS ENEMIES?! Phee:
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aldrawss · 1 month
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Omega: *sneaking back onto the Marauder late at night*
Hunter: *From the pilots seat* Where have you been?
Omega: *Freezes*
Omega: Erm…with Crosshair?
Crosshair: *Spins round in the Co-pilot seat*
Crosshair: Try Again.
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tattycoram · 2 months
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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in
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mimi-noelle · 2 months
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Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone
Omega: only in an emergency
Later…
Omega: we are now in an emergency
Crosshair: thank god
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omega: *showing off batcher*
omega: can we keep her?
wrecker: hunter’s allergic
crosshair: hunter can stay outside
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gamelpar · 2 months
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Crosshair: I hate you.
Omega: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is simply untrue.
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sanshinexx · 3 months
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Don't worry guys he's fine, it just took him a while to find his way back because he can't fucking see anything :]
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Y/N: Get out of my room, Wreck!
Wrecker: *being a little shit and standing outside the doorframe* I’m not in your room!
Y/N: HUNTER-
Wrecker: Hey! No fair! You can’t just call Hunter every time you want to get your way!
Y/N: Fine.
Y/N:
Y/N: CROSSHAIR-
Wrecker: *immediately running away* That’s so much worse and you know it!
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letsquestjess · 3 months
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Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?
Hunter: I'm depressed.
Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.
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maestro030403 · 8 days
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Average night on the Marauder
Hunter *tucking Omega in*: Goodnight, sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. 
Tech: Technically, there would be no bed bugs. We just cleaned. Why do you think there are bed bugs?
Crosshair: Goodnight. Sleep tight, don’t let the monsters haunt you.
Wrecker: Monsters?
Omega: What monsters?
Echo *sighs*: There are no bed bugs, there are no monsters. Just go to bed. 
Wrecker: But what monsters?
Hunter: No monsters. 
Omega: Just bed bugs. 
Tech: Again, there should be no bed bugs. Have you seen signs of them?
Echo: All of you go to sleep
*Quiet for a minute* 
Wrecker: But why does Batcher always sleep with Crosshair? No fair, I wanna turn
Omega: She sometimes sleeps by me
Wrecker: No fair
Crosshair: She just likes me best
Tech: Technically, it may be because of Crosshair’s unresolved trauma. Dogs tend to know when humans are not alright. Although that may not be a good enough reason because many of us have unresolved issues. 
Hunter: Yes, thank you for calling us out Tech, now go to sleep
 *Quiet for another minute*
Omega: I need some water
Wrecker: I have to use the refresher
Tech: It is too hot in here to sleep. What temperature is the ship set at? This is not the optimal sleeping environment
Hunter: Do not touch the thermostat!
Echo: WOULD YOU GO TO SLEEP ALREADY?
Crosshair: Okay, mom.
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imdead2124 · 16 days
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Crosshair: So are you two dating now?
Tech & Phee: Yes.
Crosshair: Why?
Tech: I happen to find Phee very appealing.
Crosshair: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Phee.
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Wrecker, texting Echo: Echo there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? Wrecker: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry Wrecker: Echo Wrecker: Echo Echo: Echo is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.
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smw-on-kamino · 27 days
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The Sad Batch + Text Posts pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4
~Crosshair special~
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tattycoram · 1 month
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*Hunter minding his business in his bunk* Crosshair, loudly from the next room: If you don't shut your autistic ass up I'm going to turn on the ceiling light and make it so you have to get up to turn it off! Tech: OH WE'RE DOING HATE CRIMES NOW? Hunter: Hunter: Maybe joining the empire isn't such a bad idea after all
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mother-mommy · 2 months
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Crosshair: Your mom, next question
Hunter: Neither of us even has a motHE-
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Crosshair, drunk af: Oh my God it’s bisexual lightning!
Hunter: Crosshair that’s the POLICE!
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