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#incorrect tbb quotes
swbbb6 · 3 days
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Incorrect Bad Batch quotes!
Omega (to Hemlock): “I came here to drink milk, and kick ass. And I’ve just finished my milk.”
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techwrecker · 2 days
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Echo: I promise I won’t be mad— I just want to know who ate all my powdered donuts.
Omega: It wasn’t me, I didn’t even know you had any.
Crosshair: Obviously it wasn’t me.
Tech: I do not care for donuts of the powdered variety.
Hunter: It wasn’t me.
Wrecker: *covered in white powder* C’mon guys, just fess up. This is serious! Who ate Echo’s donuts?
Echo:
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letsquestjess · 2 months
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Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?
Hunter: I'm depressed.
Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.
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tattycoram · 9 days
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Echo: What are you three up to? Crosshair: Why would we be up to anything? Omega: We are good innocent siblings Echo: I've never trusted you less in my life Tech: Completely valid
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alabyte · 6 months
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Tech: I'll explain.
Crosshair: Is this an offer?
Tech: This is a threat.
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bibannana · 1 year
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Hunter *looking around a crowded market*: Oh no.
Wrecker *munching on some roasted nuna*: What?
Hunter *panicking*: We lost the kid. How are we ever going to find her-
Echo *taking a deep breath*: By yelling.
Crosshair *frowns*: Please don't-
Echo and Wrecker *shouting*: OMEGA!!!!
Tech *sighs and looks at his datapad*: And this is why I gave her a tracking device. Every single planet-
Omega *standing behind them all*: Hi!
*terrified screaming*
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mamuzzy · 2 months
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Omega: Do you want to escape Tantiss?
Crosshair: No.
Omega: Come on let's go and flee!
Crosshair: No.
Omega: I never see you snark no more Omega: Come out the door
Omega: It's like you've gone away!
Omega: We used to be best buddies!
Crosshair: Since when
Omega: And now we're not
Omega: I wish you would tell me why
Crosshair:
Omega: Do you wanna escape Tantiss?
Omega: I have a plan to escape Tantiss!
Crosshair: FUCK OFF, KID!!!!
Omega: Okay, bye. :(((((((
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Hunter: I brought tacos! Also, I adopted a child. Crosshair: You WHAT?! Wrecker: Tacos! Yeah!
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snotbuggle · 11 months
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-In the bad batch family group chat-
Crosshair: Idiot #1 threw idiot #2 up a 6 meter wall after being told—and I quote—“I should be able to make it if you throw me high enough.” He ended up shattering his kneecap by hitting the edge.
Hunter: What the hell?!
Tech: It was a simple miscalculation. I am fine.
*Crosshair looks up from his phone*
Crosshair: “Your kneecap is fucking gone.”
Tech: “It’s still there; just shards reconnected by wires.”
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swbbb6 · 21 hours
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Already feeling tbb withdrawals, y’know what that means?
Incorrect Bad Batch quotes!
Omega: “LET ME HEAL YOUR HEART HOLE!!!”
Crosshair: “NEVER!!!!”
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*incorrect quote for @callme-xo Modern Batch AU*
Echo: Yeah, the vet thinks Gonky has anxiety.
Crosshair, turning to Gonky: You and me both, buddy.
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letsquestjess · 1 year
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Tech: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Phee: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Tech: Absolutely not.
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tattycoram · 16 days
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Crosshair: I'm here to pick Omega up Teacher: She's in detention Crosshair: What? Teacher: She misbehaved in class and now must spend an hour here after school Crosshair: I know what detention is. I mean what did she do? Teacher: She brought a knife to school Crosshair: That's illegal?
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alabyte · 10 months
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Tech: Given the fact that I'm older and more experienced, I'd take my advice if I were you.
Crosshair: We are literally the same age.
Tech: That's correct. However, I'm still older.
Crosshair:
Crosshair: THE KAMINOANS TOOK YOU OUT OF THE TUBE SIX AND A HALF MINUTES BEFORE ME YOU KRIFFIN'-
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bibannana · 11 months
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Hunter *relaxing in the co-pilot seat with a nice hot mug of caf*: You know what?
Tech *disinterested*: What?
Hunter *sipping his caf*: I should be rewarded. It's hard looking this pretty whilst on the run.
Crosshair *doesn't even look up from where he is cleaning his sniper*: You? Pretty? Huh.
Wrecker *laughing*: Nice joke Hunter!
Tech *nods*: Yes. Highly amusing.
Echo *fake swoons*: You're the prettiest Hunt'ika.
Hunter *huffs*: I hate you all.
Omega *smiling*: I think you're pretty Hunter!
Hunter *smiles softly*: Thank you Omega.
Taglist:
@soliloquy-of-nemo @jiabeewrites @staycalmandhugaclone @nekotaetae
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sweetlittlestarbursts · 8 months
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Omega: Am I in trouble? Hunter: Take a guess. Omega: No? Hunter: Take another guess
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