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ian: i think i'm inlove with mickey. thoughts?
mandy: and prayers, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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hear me out- jason as mickey milkovich and tim drake as ian-
Jason: *watching Bernard leave* Who's that? Your cousin?
Tim: He's the guy I've been seeing.
Jason: That's the- the guy you've been seeing? What, do you go picnicking together or?
Tim: No, we mostly just fuck.
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Mickey: “Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.”
Ian: “I think you mean cards.”
Mickey, pulling knives out of his sleeves: “No, I do not.”
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Ian: I would want you to come out
Mickey: okay
*later*
Mickey, to Terry: GUESS WHAT DADDY, I GET FUCKED IN THE ASS
Ian: NOT LIKE THAT
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Mandy: Are you straight?
Mickey: Straight from hell.
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Carl: Help! I told Bonnie I’d cook dinner for her tonight, but I can’t cook!
Mickey, pouring milk directly into the cereal box: And you thought I could help?
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mickey: i'm gonna nickname my child "lil bitch".
ian: i see you're passing on your name.
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Compliments:
Lucifer: That's it! Mammon, I'm revoking your MC privileges!!
Mammon: 😨
MC: 😨
Mammon: H-hey Lucifer, hold on-! Big bro, let's be reasonable!
MC: Yeah, Lucifer, let's talk about it!! What about my Mammon privileges? What did I do??
Lucifer: *scrunches his face* You consider Mammon a privilege...?
MC: Yes, of course! Mammon's my man! My GOAT! My bro! My buttermilk cheese biscuit!! You can't just take him!!
Mammon: 😳
Mammon: ☺️ D'aww, MC ya don't gotta-
Mammon: -what was that last one??
Beel: *sniff*
Beel: The most beautiful compliment I've ever heard... 🤧
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Sirius, gets out of Remus’s bed: Slut
Regulus, gets out of James’s bed: I know you are but what am I?
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Harry Potter, the Menace:
LUCIUS: Malfoys don’t BOTTOM!
HARRY: Was Draco adopted..?
LUCIUS: Screw you, Potter! *Slams door in his face*
HARRY: I’ll relay the message but saying “screw me” won’t get your bratty son to do it! Bye Lucie!
HP 🤝 Shameless! Harry=Ian / Draco=Mickey / Lucius=Terry
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Rossi: okay if I didn’t raise you guys, how did you turn out so well?
Emily pointing to herself: um? Sexually confused 50 year old who faked her own death?
Garcia: emotionally unstable with abandonment issues?
Reid: drug addict who just got out of prison?
Morgan: uses strength to hide the fact that I’m severely traumatised?
JJ: hasn’t had a good day since 2005 yet I keep coming back because I’m trauma bonded to this place?
Rossi: exactly! You all turned out great <3
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Regulus looking at James and the caterer guy: What are this
James: The chairs you wanted
Regulus: Was I not clear? Where the FUCK are the chiavari chairs
Caterer guy: This are the chiavari's
Regulus: You shut the fuck up
Regulus to James: You. I could not have been more specific. I asked you to find me a caterer who had the gold chiavaris with the white cushions. You had ONE JOB
Caterer guy: That was my fault, I thought we had those but I was mistaken
James: But I think any of this could work
Regulus: God dammit. Why does everything always have to suck!! This is my FYCKING WEDDING DAY. For one day- for ONE day.
*he levitates one chair and stamps it against the wall destroying it*
Regulus: I'VE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR MONTHS
James: ...
Caterer guy: ...
Caterer guy: I mean...I can call around
Regulus: I thought I told you to SHUT THE FUCK UP, are you not fucking able of following a simple instruction? Are you an idiot?
Caterer guy: *scared* I'm an idiot
Regulus: an idiot with NO CHIVIARI CHAIRS
Regulus: *Takes a deep breath*
Regulus: I'm sorry. This is my fault, I put too much on your plate. *he goes to the chimney and disappears with the floo connection*
James: ...
Caterer guy: ...
James: He's not normally this aggressive, I swear
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This would ABSOLUTELY work with ROSEKILLER and Barty would Mikey Milkovich
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Ian: “Why is there blood everywhere?”
Mickey: “I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.”
Ian: “YoU StAbBeD sOmEoNe?!!!”
Mickey: “No, no. I aggressively poked them with a knife.”
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Ian: *removes his ring to do the dishes so it doesn't fall down the drain"
Mickey: if you hate me and want a divorce, just say so you coward
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