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Elizabeth: Can i ask you something
Elizabeth: How much do we really know about Jack?
Will: The exotic stranger that popped in out lifes out of nowhere?
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Fitz: You’ll regret this day, Sparrow.
Jack: I regret most of them already.
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Isobel: What's the best way to get revenge on someone who wronged me.
Maria: The best revenge is forgetting about it and living your life happily.
Isobel:
Isobel: Hey, dad, how do I get reven-
Teague: Brick.
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I'm thankful to the Tumblr user that wrote this it's amazing and I appreciate all of the threads
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#good omens#good omens memes#incorrect good omens quotes#jokes#funny#yep the quote is shamelessly stolen from potc :D
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Toby, looks at Slender:
Toby, starting to laugh so hard he can’t speak:
Toby, point at Slender and crying: Whe-When you’re bald
Slender, existing with baldness:
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potc as succession quotes 9/??
turnerjones edition :)
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Harry: You actually were telling the truth
Voldemort: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised
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You cannot convince me Jack did not ghost wrote this
Bonus:
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Thorin, looking at bilbo: this is a hobbit…
Gandalf: …yes?
Thorin: Is the hobbit… going to help?
Gandalf: if you don’t want him, give him back.
Thorin, grabbing bilbo closer: …no
Gandalf, ‘highly’ amused: Then he helps.
Basically that scene from potc where jack gets his jar of dirt.
- also please enjoy my dumb pun of Gandalf being high. I’m aware it��s dumb but it brought me joy.
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Jack: where i come from there's a say
Jack: "Love is just around the corner"
Arabella: aw Jack, that's swee-
Jack: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes
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How are you?
Fitz: Uhhhh not good 🙄 I’d rather not talk about it….
Jack: *pats Fitz on the shoulder* yeah I understand. Having a boyfriend can be pretty tough!
Fitz: *slaps Jack’s hand off him* HEY!
Fitz: That’s YOU!
Fitz: DON’T LIE
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Nadia, after Julian's trial: You are without a doubt the worst murderer I’ve ever heard of.
Julian: But you have heard of me.
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Loki: You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?
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Jack: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
- Salazar to Lesaro at some point.
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