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Kili: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Y/n a little bit.
Thorin, holding Kili's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Kili: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Thorin: My mistake.
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Bilbo: I... did a bad thing..
Thorin worried, not even thinking what it could be: What ever is it my love?
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Bard: I did a bad thing.
Thranduil: Does it involve me?
Bard: No.
Thranduil: Then suffer in silence.
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Bilbo: I don’t know how to tell you this…but you’re in love with me.
Thorin: …what?
Bilbo: :)
Thorin: oh my god, I am!
Balin, too old for whatever that was: What kind of confession did I just witness?
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Incorrect Quote #5
Fíli: do you support gay rights?
Bilbo: I am gay
Kíli: he’s dodging the question
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Dís, talking to Bilbo: You see, on their own they can be tolerable, rational even.
Dís: *gesturing at the company in general* Collectively, however, they have the intelligence of a sack of bricks.
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bilbo, after thorin’s death: i have decided to give up on love and put all of that energy into tomatoes
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another good time to post this
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part 5, this time you get five
Boromir: i was raised as an only child
Boromir: it was honestly kinda unfair towards my brother
— — — —
Orc: i have one of your sons!
Aragorn: which one? we have four.
Orc: uh— the annoying one, constantly talking and asking about food?
Boromir: …
Aragorn: …
Boromir: which one? we have four.
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Three hunters moment
Gimli and Legolas: in our defence, we were left unsupervised
Gandalf: wasn’t Aragorn there with you?
Aragorn: …
Aragorn: so in my defence, i was also left unsupervised—
— — — —
Thorin: and what did I tell you about breaking the rules!?
Kili and Fili: how uncle, you toLD US HOW!
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Gimli: this i a stupid idea, what are you like five?
Legolas: yeah, five heads taller than you
Gimli: …
Legolas: …
Gimli: …
Legolas: nononono wait don’t walk away!!
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incorrect middle earth starring y/n #14
Y/N: :)
Thorin: You are too good for this world.
Y/N: :D
Thorin: but that's okay
Thorin: I'll be an asshole for the both of us
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My Incorrect Universe #91
Thranduil, cleaning his swords in his room: ah, I love this sword more than I love Thorin.
Me,sipping on tea next to him : Darling, you love anything more than Thorin.
Thranduil, in full adoration towards me: you're always so right meleth-nin I sure do like even the spiders more than that short stacked weasel.
--meanwhile in the Misty Mountains--
Thorin*sneezing continuously* : I sense someone talking shit about me
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Bilbo: I have 7 empty books and no idea what to put in them. Suggestions?
Kili: you should put spaghetti in it.
Bilbo: currently taking suggestions from anyone but you.
Fili: put spaghetti in it.
Bilbo: not taking suggestions from you two.
Thorin:
Bilbo: ...
Thorin: you should put spaghetti in it.
Bilbo: I am no longer taking suggestions.
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Thorin: *aggressively pushes Bilbo against the wall* WHERE'S THE ARKENSTONE?
Bilbo:
Bilbo: Are we about to kiss-
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Thorin: I love you.
Bilbo: ... How many people have you said that to?
Thorin: Everyone.
Bilbo: W... Everyone?!
Thorin: I told everyone i love you.
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Thorin: oh come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Dwalin: You we’re flirting with Bilbo.
Thorin, confused: so what? He’s my husband.
Dwalin: You asked him if he was single.
Dwalin: and then cried when he said he wasn’t.
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Incorrect Quotes #4
Gandalf: I love all the members of the company equally
Bofur: there was a fire while you were gone
Gandalf: IS BILBO OKAY?!
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Thorin: Guys, I have to tell you something... I love Bilbo
Thorin: Yes, I know you might be shocked, but please don't tell him
Balin: Thorin, we all already knew that
Thorin: Wait... you already knew? How?
Balin: You see, Thorin, there are these things, called eyes...
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