Asra: Nadia! Guess who's here?
Nadia: MC?
Asra: Your husband
Nadia: I don't have a husband. Call the police
Lucio: Your ex-husband
Nadia: I'll call the police
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MC: Titties so big I call him the boobonic plague.
Julian: Please, don’t call me that.
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Julian : Hey, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Julian : Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Asra : Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Asra : The fucking satisfaction.
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valdemar, after brutally killing someone in the name of science while all the other doctors stand around in horror: well, it looks like an angel gained its wings!
julian, who has been locked down there for over 50 days now and is delirious: lemon pepper or parmesan garlic
valdemar, turning around and pointing a scalpel at him: GET OUT
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Vesuvia Weekly: Prompt for April 10th - 24th
You voted, so here it is!
Things That Changed
Specifically focused on pre- vs post-plague :)
With that, the "First Post-Crisis Date" prompt is officially closed!
The tags are the usual #vesuvia weekly and for this specific prompt, #things that changed. The masterlist for all works submitted for this prompt will be under the poll for next week :D
MASTERLIST
Things the M6 don't do anymore by @iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia
Changing MC/LI dynamics by @fox-daddy
things that changed by @etherithemagician
Taking the First Step by @mermaidchan05
How it Started, How it's Going by @mermaidchan05
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Nadia: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Nadia: I became more evil if you’re curious
Mc: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Nadia: i’m going to get worse on purpose
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Asra: I was pretty sure you would sleep in and forget to meet me this morning.
Julian: Wouldn’t have forgotten if I was sleeping with you.
Asra: But look at this- Jesus! Look at this outfit.
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Asra: [to MC about Lucio] He is not the love of your live - he is just a guy! Hit him with your carriage!
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Portia: How was the honeymoon?
MC: Your brother got so drunk that he tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
MC: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.
MC: I love him.
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julian: 'person of interest' is almost too flattering.
julian: like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'a man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' i'd be like, 'me? oh, do go on.'
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lucio: (deep-throating a popsicle) sorry force of habit
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