Louis: why do you always have to be so bloody tall??
Harry: would you prefer me on my knees, Louis?
Louis: what
Harry: what
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Harry: I won't forgive you unless you say the magic words.
Louis: I love you?
Harry: ...
Harry: I was hoping you'd say "I'm sorry" but that works too.
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(Still in the interrogation room, after kicking Robin out)
Batman: Why are you here?
Lord Death-Man: To be your nyemesis!
Batman:
Batman: I will not ask again.
Red Hood: I think he's telling the truth.
Lord Death-Man: I am! And you shall not vanquish me, Batman!
Batman: And why is that?
Lord Death-Man: Because unlike you, I cannot die!
...
Red Hood: ...You can't die...?
Lord Death-Man: No! I am immune to death!
Batman: Hood, don't-
Red Hood, pulling a gun out: Bet.
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A collection of incorrect NATM quotes
Bought to you by my exomemories
Octavius: for the love of Jupiter Jed, you are a COWBOY. HOW did you manage this?
Jedediah, tangled in his lasso: I don’t know help
Ahk, wiping makeup stains off his cheeks: haha it’s fine, I’m fine, everything is fine
Larry: Ahkmenrah I mean this in the nicest way possible, you are the most mentally fucked up person I know
Larry: Jesus Christ how do I get a bunch of ancient people mental help?
Nick: therapy dog
Larry: we’ve got Rexy for that
Nick: two therapy dogs
Larry: no
Nick: therapy cat then
Jedediah: Pardner with a ‘d’ is friendly, Partner with a ‘T’ is romantic
Larry: so you DO like octavius
Jedediah, just now realising he’s been using T with Octavius: … listen
*the end of Ahk’s first night out*
Larry: you should probably get back into the sarcophagus befo-
Ahk: if I have to go back in that thing I’m going to start crying
Larry: … ok that’s definitely a trauma response
Sacagawea: three separate people have accidentally called me mum tonight, I feel like I should just adopt everyone at this point.
Jedediah: ahk you gotta hide me
Ahk: why?
Octavius, in the distance: GET YOUR ASSLESS CHAPS BACK HERE COWBOY-
Ahk: you broke something didn’t you?
Jedediah: …maybe
Jedediah: I was a gay cowboy before it was cool, before brokeback mountain made it trendy
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Wonka: Hello friends!
Noodle:
Larry:
Abacus:
Piper:
Lottie:
Wonka: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling.
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Harry: That's ridiculous, Louis doesn't have a crush on me.
Liam: Yes he does.
Zayn: Yes he does.
Niall: Yes he does.
Louis: Yes I do.
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Louis: I love you.
Harry: How many people have you said that to?
Louis: Everyone.
Harry: What?
Louis: I told everyone that I love you.
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What is Love?
Larry: a sensation one feels when attracted to another either platonically, romantically, or paternally.
Poppy: When you get an extra cookie in your lunchbox from Rika.
Hassel: A profound delicate emotion that in its purest state is unconditional
Rika: BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE
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Harry: Lou, I'm cold.
Louis: Aw, babe do you want my sweater? I could give you a blanket? Do want some hot chocolate?
Liam: I'm cold too-
Louis [Glares at Liam]: Suffer.
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(Red Robin landing on a roof with Nightwing and Spoiler attempting to pin Red Hood to a wall)
Red Robin: Hey, what the hell is going on here!?
Red Hood: That motherfucker is annoying as hell and I swear on my casket I'll kill him!
Red Robin: Who!?
Spoiler: The guy in the gimpsuit.
Red Robin: The what!?
Lord Death-Man: It is I, Lord Death-Man! And I am to be Batman's nyemesis!
Red Robin:
Red Robin: I now understand wanting to shoot him.
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