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Babygate - A Repeated History
Disclaimer - I do not give a fuck about Woody Allen. I do not care about his image, his allegations, his cases or anything else. I am just covering up the topic of him being a biological father. So DO NOT ask me about anything else.
Note - The term fake fatherhood has never been used before and it will never ever be used even in the future, because this is something that happens behind closed doors and it never comes out in public. Even when fake pregnancies and fake parenthood is revealed, they just manipulate the story calling the parents or the child victim of circumstances and they end it by providing the true DNA test publicly.
Most of the people outside Larry fandom refuse to believe that fake fatherhood or fake pregnancies are real. To everyone else out there this is an extreme reach where we think that someone can fake fatherhood. People do not realise that Hollywood is a shithole and it's very easy to lie about pregnancies, DNA test, birth certificates, etc. Louis's situation is very very different from Woody Allen's but both have faked fatherhood for years. Here's what happened with Woody Allen-
Woody Allen met Mia Farrow in 1979, they began publicly dating in 1980.
In 1987 their family expanded and Mia Furrow gave birth to their son Ronan Furrow. In 1992 they split up. Nobody questions the fact that Mia Farrow is Ronan’s biological mother.
Woody Allen’s paternity of Ronan was never publicly questioned in the press at the time, and he raised him under the presumption that he was in fact the father. Thus he became Ronan’s legal father in the eyes of the law, regardless of what the factual truth might be. Woody Allen fathered Ronan. Paid child support for him for his whole childhood, legally Allen was Ronan's father.
Here is Woody Allen with his son Ronan
However, as Ronan grew into adulthood, more and more people came to suspect that Farrow’s ex-husband, Frank Sinatra, might have been the true biological father — including Allen himself.
Then in 2013 Mia Furrow mother of Ronan suddenly revealed in a Vanity Fair interview that Woody Allen might not be Ronan's real father and Frank Sinatra, Mia's first husband might "possibly" be her son's real father despite Woody Allen’s name on birth certificate. (Sounds Familiar? )
That is, the mother revealed after whole 26 years that the real father of her son can possibly be someone else and this whole time Woody Allen was playing the father of Ronan, he fathered him, legally, he paid his full child support. But at the end it turned out that Woody Allen is not even the real father of the kid.
There is suspicion even with regards to the birth certificate of Ronan. Allen was there for Farrow’s caesarian delivery of their son. But when he saw Satchel’s birth certificate, he was shocked again: His name, according to sources, was missing. “The doctors and nurses just forgot,” Farrow told him. Allen had to hire lawyers to put it on.
Now this case can be taken as by keeping Woody Allen in the positive light and saying that Mia cheated on him and she herself said that she and Sinatra never really broke up, hence poor Allen was betrayed and had no idea that he was being framed for fake fatherhood by Mia. And she wanted to hide her own infidelity.
But knowing that Woody Allen is a piece of shit and by keeping all the circumstances in mind it can be very easily said that all this drama of fatherhood was actually planned and had been fake since the very start.
It should also be noted that, despite being married three different times, over a combined span of over 30 years (comprising more than a third of his life), Allen has never managed to impregnate any of his wives. So it's totally possible that Allen knew this whole time that he was not the real father of this kid but he played along to hide his infertility.
And when Mia Furrow revealed that Allen might not be the real father, everyone gave such a mild response as if they knew it all along and it's no big deal.
Mia just dropped the news in 2013 in a Vanity Fair interview.
Ronan joked about it on twitter saying “Listen we’re all *possibly* Frank Sinatra’s son.”
Ronan was also asked about this on national TV “Now, what do you think your father would think about what you’re doing now?”
And he answered, laughing. “I didn’t want to give you the soundbite of ‘Which one?'”
And Allen said “In my opinion, he’s my child, I think he is, but I wouldn’t bet my life on it. I paid child support for him for his whole childhood, and I don’t think that’s very fair if he’s not mine.”
People started talking about The Frank Sinatra Paternity Theory, public started analyzing photos of Ronan with both Allen and Sinatra, and they realised that he resembles Sinatra a lot. People even started analyzing Mia's pregnancy timeline (how ridiculous this is because this was happening after 26 years of her pregnancy). Even Sinatra's family drew a pregnancy timeline of Mia. And it became public knowledge that Allen's name was missing from the original birth certificate because Mia was taking a host of steps to prevent his status as Woody Allen being the acknowledged father. And media started questioning both Sinatra family and Ronan that if Frank was secretly fathering him this whole time.
Ronan has always been super close to Sinatra's family. They said "He is a big part of us, and we are blessed to have him in our lives. We are family and will always be.”
Larry King said ‘This is Frank Sinatra’s son . . . He has a Frank Sinatra appeal, so it’s possible. Frank was always close to Mia. He stood up for her when the Woody Allen (divorce) happened. Frank stood up for you.”
Frank - Ronan - Allen
Then one must consider the fact that Ronan has never submitted to a paternity test to discover the truth, nor has he ever been encouraged to do so by his mother.
The fact remains that neither side offers evidence that is fully conclusive, and all sides have reason to lie or obscure the truth out of pride, spite or embarrassment.
Unless and until Ronan Farrow decides to take a paternity test, we may never know the true answer. Neither Allen nor Ronan wants any kind of DNA test and Frank is already dead. They all are comfortable in their own places even after this whole fake fatherhood scandal.
Despite any suspicions Allen may have had from the start, all indications were that he was a loving father to Ronan and fully supported him financially.
Here is full case study of Sinatra Babygate if anyone wants to study it deeply. X
This case itself reveals that it's so fucking easy to fake everything. When it comes to people at powerful positions who can do ANYTHING to make things convenient according to what they want, nothing is impossible. Call it a paternity scandal or another example of fake fatherhood, but this case shows that how celebs can fool people so easily.
The concept of fake baby became a joke after this. Like Katy Perry literally joked about her management suggesting her to have a fake baby.
“My management told me I should have a fake baby to increase the publicity and have more followers… This is Bella, sponsored by Fit Tea.”
The joke is lost on management here. But nothing can beat the reality. Here is how common it is for celebrities to fake pregnancies
The case of Louis is slightly different from the above mentioned cases. He's not doing it for hiding his infertility or for PR but rather this has been forced on him to hide his sexuality and for several other reasons that we already know. He has pissed off a lot of powerful people and this will definitely end one day but even then no one will fully accept that this was a case of fake fatherhood. They will just throw a DNA test one day because they have made it pretty clear since the very start that Louis never had any paternity test. HE DOES NOT NEED ONE. He TRUST Briana who he barely knew well to had a baby with and who defrauded her sugar daddy, which we famously know as boobiegate.
Closeting tactics are nothing but pre experimented strategies. It just depends which scenario they see fit to apply it again with slight variations.
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ALRIGHT SO I was reminded of this today by a lovely mutual when we were discussing the crazy times of early larry. This… well… this was a great time to be in the fandom. It was chaos. I’ll link the original post I found of this back on my blog from 2013 as well, but I want to add my commentary throughout this post just to explain to all you newer larries what the HELL happened here (and that original post is missing one VERY important picture…)
So… if you think we are excellent detectives now, back then we were constantly finding things because there were so many things happening. The boys and their mothers used Twitter as a place to openly chat and talk shit and Jay and Anne were always tweeting each other about larry and everything… but, these tweets were still in the public eye. It just was a different time, and larrry content was still high on Twitter.
However, there were many more platforms available that the boys could use without being directly in the fandom’s eye. This included Pinterest / Blogspot.
Now, we only ever found Harry’s, and we searched for the other boys ones but couldn’t find anything and I doubt they had them. It was very on brand for Harry to have a Pinterest, so, let’s have a little look, shall we?
I screenshotted the first picture below today. This is Harry’s blogger account. This is still up, although the account hasn’t been active since 2013.
The below photo is from the original post about this whole Pinterest thing. We all clicked on it. It was verified and I saw it with my own eyes. It’s not photoshopped
So anyway, let’s start with his blog before we jump into Pinterest. His blog is adorable! There are more articles than just the one below (screenshot taken today, the link to this blog is here)
So anyway, back in the day, he really didn’t receive many comments or anything. It was a pretty quiet little blog, that sadly, didn’t last that long.
So let’s have a squiz at his Pinterest, shall we?
It was lovely to find his Pinterest. Seeing all the things that he liked, that sparked joy for him… it was truly lovely and such a cool way to connect to our boy. Obviously, by the follower count, it was a little more well known when this screenshot above was taken. However… the earlier screenshots from his Pinterest were a… a time to be alive. When we first found it, we went through his boards, and some photos he’d uploaded and pinned. Have a look…
And so… we were all kind of like okay. Wow. What if this is really him? But…. There’s nothing proving it’s him. And then, we got this photo (which I never see floating around anymore, and we hadn’t seen it prior to this). AHEM WHAT IS THIS SIR THIS WAS TRULY WILD
We lost our minds. There was so much stuff on his profile, a picture of a curly haired kid in suspenders, a lot of pride and larry and Louis stuff in a folder called “be happy”, but alas, the mobile app will only let me post 10 pics. But, there was also this little cheeky dig at you know who, which I loooooove
And oh!!! Remember louis’ black tie 21st that Harry threw??? THIS was one of his boards before Louis had turned 21. There was no way a fan guessed he’d be having a black tie 21st.
BUT everything Louis related, whether it be his 21st or that chihuahua or the photo of them together, got deleted soon after we found it. Obviously we freaked out, tumblr had a meltdown, we had some pretty solid larry evidence on our hands. But the old stuff and anything related to Louis or Harry’s sexuality, got deleted and Harry continued to use it for a little while after. Then, the whole acct was deleted. Which… interesting… why would you bother deleting the whole acct? There wasn’t just larry stuff, there was a heap of things that Harry shared and pinned and loved and it was really cool. Would have been a nice little archive. But the larry evidence was too strong. So it got deleted and we only have screenshots, unfortunately.
But, I can assure you, we all clicked on that Pinterest link and we all saw it with our own eyes. It was verified. It was him. This was real. I scrolled through all of those photos. We also found a tumblr very similar, under the same username, but it disappeared around the same time too.
However, the blog didn’t have anything larry on it, so it’s still up. But yeah. There you have it. Some more larry lore that I forgot about until today. Hehe. Original post with some more commentary from my tumblr in 2013 here
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Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed
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Not only are these two intros both so so beautiful, they also sound so so similar.
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#fanart#cute#louis tomilson#harry styles#larry stylinson#larry#b99#b99 quotes#b99 incorrect quotes#peraltiago
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girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right
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Heart Eyes
Main Pairing: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Rating: Explicit
Status: Complete
Word Count: 21k
Summary: What the fuck did he just do?
“Harry?” the demon asks as he tries to catch his breath. Louis looks like he’s been fucked to hell and back. His eyes are half-lidded in what Harry can only describe as erotic bliss, even as his crumpled form lies on the dirty ground.
The incubus truly is a sight for sore eyes. He’s gazing up at Harry with those infuriatingly pretty heart eyes as if he's hung the very moon.
This is wrong.
This is all so fucking wrong.
Or: Harry is a dedicated sentinel with a strong aversion to demons, and Louis is the lovesick incubus who will go to any lengths to win Harry's heart.
Written for the @bottomlouisficfest 🍓⚔️
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Upon request, today we have the fifth part to our college/university rec list. If you'd like to check out the first several parts, you can find part one here, part two here, part three here, and part four here. Please be sure to like and reblog this post to help spread the word. Happy reading!
1) I Can't Get You Off My Mind (I Still Crave It) | Mature | 4,531 words
"You're an idiot," It was Lya's time to interrupt. "Why would you want another guy when you already have yours? Don't you ever get tired of those silly games?"
"It is different!," Louis defended himself again, mouth open.
"How come it is different?," Lya asked again.
"I love Harry," it was easy like breathing. "He's the love of my life, I'm going to marry him," Louis looked around, until his eyes looked with Harry's, glossy and vibrant. "That guy was just a hook."
2) Azaleas Where Your Face Should Be | Explicit | 5,626 words
Note: This fic is locked and can only be read by AO3 users.
Harry and Louis having some sexy time and some sappy time and sometimes both at the same time.
3) Spaces Between Us, Hold All Our Secrets | Not Rated | 6,441 words
The thing about Harry is, is that he is the most wonderful guy you´ll ever meet. He is kind, compliments you on things you are usually insecure about, which shows he truly pays attention to who you are as a person. And he befriends everyone.
Except Louis.
4) Cut Me Up, Kiss Me Harder | Mature | 9,431 words
A group of friends, a slightly drunk alternate version of spin the bottle, and the universe having a wicked sense of humour may just be enough to bring one bratty omega and a tired-of-said-omega’s-bullshit alpha closer than they’ve ever been. In more ways than one.
5) Hook You Up (Charm You Down) | Explicit | 9,600 words
Swiftly, Harry raises his right hand to his head. Bringing two ringed fingers up, he touches the brown hat sitting on his head, tipping it with a raise of eyebrows in the direction of Peter Pan. He punctuates the whole action with his signature smirk.
The reaction is almost immediate. Like Harry hoped it’d be. Though he expected the grin he received, he can’t say he directly expected the man to come forward his way. But he surely isn’t going to complain.
“Captain! Fancy seeing you there,” Peter Pan says when he reaches Harry’s space.
And wow. Seeing it from up close, Niall was right. Face of an angel, totally Harry’s type and all that.
6) The One Who Stays And The One Leaving You | Mature | 10,315 words
Fuck.
He had just slept with none other than Harry Styles.
7) Behind Closed Doors | Explicit | 10,332 words
“You should ask that whoever he’s currently fucking.”
Liam’s eyes grow wide.
“No.” His tone is unbelieving, just like Louis’ would’ve been if you had told him what turn today would take.
“Yes.”
“How do you know?”
Louis’ room mate’s eyes barely leave him as he tries to untie his shoes without looking.
“Went to his dorm earlier, found a sock on his door handle. He’s such an arsehole.”
8) Sunshine On My Mind | Explicit | 12,704 words
Seeing Harry as an actual professor will never get old to Louis as his eyes soak him in. The casual attire of a student-teacher is gone and now Harry’s got on a button up under a sweater vest that both have stripes on it because someone with a face like Harry’s can actually pull that off. His beige trousers ride up high on his waist, loose and wide around the legs like he’s been preferring lately. By the time Louis’ done taking all of him in, he’s got a smile stretched wide across his face, cheekbones feeling like they’re about to burst just from happiness alone.
“Hello Professor Styles."
9) You Know It Ain’t Fiction, Just a Natural Fact | Not Rated | 13,312 words
Harry is the golden boy of the college football's team, Louis is their professors' golden student and they definitely don't have anything in common. Falling in love would be dumb.
10) Kiss Me Once, Kiss Me Twice | Mature | 13,487 words
“You’re a fucking brat, you know that,” Harry muttered through clenched teeth, bones already burning with the pure desire and hatred mixing in his body. It was an intoxicating rush of adrenaline and something else that probably came with fucking Louis Tomlinson. He squeezed his neck just a little tighter. “I can’t stand it.”
Their lips were brushing against each other, just moving with the ragged movements of their mouths and harsh breathing.
“You’re a lying piece of shit dickhead,” Louis muttered right back. That was all he did, challenge and nag. He loved to have the last word and Harry let him because he used all his energy to fuck him mindless.
11) Wake Me Up With It | Mature | 13,699 words
“Oh god, I sound like a rapist now.”
Louis gave a soft, sympathetic giggle, shifting on top of him, and that was when he noticed he was hard, as well. “No, Haz. You fucking me while I'm still asleep and waking up to a dick in my arse? That sounds fucking hot.”
“I’d, like, discuss it before. Like get consent for it before.”
“Obviously,” Louis rolled his eyes, staring up at Harry with a sad expression. “I’d let you do that to me, Harry.”
“What?” Harry blinked, sure the world was ending by those words he never thought he’d ever hear in his life. The words sounded muffled to him, like he was swimming.
12) I Couldn't Face A Life Without Your Lights | Mature | 15,549 words
Louis and Harry are college students who haven't been the same in the past two years.
13) Give My Heart A Holiday | Not Rated | 17,222 words
AU where Louis and someone else both like Harry but Harry obviously likes Louis and is oblivious to the other person with scenes like Harry’s sitting with his legs on the coffee table and the other person wants to walk across and Harry doesn’t see them, so they have to say excuse me, but when Louis wants to cross he doesn’t even have to say anything because Harry sits up, puts his feet down, and gives his undivided attention to Louis.
14) There’s A Hole In My Heart (And It’s Got Your Name On It) | Explicit | 19,508 words
The four scream from the stands as the team huddles together, pulling their helmets and gloves off and slapping each other's backs as they celebrate their win. Louis had stolen a pom-pom from Mal earlier and he shakes it vigorously. His breath hitches when Harry looks up and their eyes meet. The hockey player smirks at him but looks away quickly.
“Did he just-”
“No.” Louis quickly stops Jade from even finishing that sentence because he’s about to lose his damn mind
15) Kiss And Tell (Me A Lie) | Explicit | 19,827 words
It takes three friends, a video game, and an arse tattoo for Harry to realize the truth.
16) Lovin’ Online | Not Rated | 27,627 words
“Huh?” Harry asks, muffled by his forearm. He feels lips on his face and the tip of Louis’ nose against his ear when Louis repeats himself. Brain sluggish with sleep, it takes a moment for him to process the words, but his eyes snap open, and he’s met with darkness. He's got to be dreaming, there’s no way Louis just said what he thinks he said. “What did you say?”
He can see the vague shrug from Louis before he turns around to toss the towel with the pile of their discarded clothes. “Did you say…” he starts slowly, automatically slinging his arm around Louis as he gets back into bed and throws the blankets over them.
“That we should make a sex tape?” Louis asks rather nonchalantly for such a big proposition. He cuddles easily into the warm body and confirms, “Yes, I did.”
17) Science & Faith | Mature | 36,442 words
Louis Tomlinson is a science major who's dedicated his life to proving that love doesn't actually exist.
Harry's the philosophy major determined to prove him wrong.
18) You Could Be The One That I Love | Explicit | 39,797 words
“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” Niall waved off. “Now, let’s talk man to man to man. You two have had a crush on each other since uni. Now’s your chance to finally get something going. I could see the sparks and connection and attraction back then and I can still see it now, God damn it! You’re just denying fate at this point.”
He looked impassioned, his blue eyes wide and imploring. Louis shook his head again and chuckled. “You can’t just snap your finger and expect us to, like, get it on.”
“I’m not,” he reasoned. “I’m merely telling you to do something about it.”
19) Sink Into Your Sunlight | Explicit | 79,562 words
Louis hadn’t forgotten about Harry as much as he tried. It wasn’t due to the strange nature of their meeting, more so the magnetic pull he somehow had on Louis. He couldn’t fathom why this complete stranger stayed in his mind as much as he tried to stop it. Any time his phone sounded his heart skipped a beat at the thought of it possibly being Harry. In all honesty, it made him feel sort of pathetic.
Gay guy falls for straight guy, what a cliche he had become.
20) Nothing Quite Hits Like You | Explicit | 81,098 words
For many centuries, Inferis Lamia had been a college strictly for higher magic alphas, where most rulers of the Underworld had reached their Divine Enlightenment to become the alphas they were now. However, that year, for the first time since it was founded many centuries ago, the academy would welcome omegas from the Underworld, giving them the same opportunities alphas had, the same education.
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