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Incorrect One Direction Quotes
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Niall: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…
Harry: What’s updog?
Niall: Zayn! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#harry styles#niall horan#zayn malik#ziall#narry#source: internet
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Niall: We need a diversion. I say Liam gets naked.
Liam: No.
Niall: I could get naked.
The band: NO!!!
#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#niall horan#liam payne#zayn malik#harry styles#louis tomlinson#niam#source: internet#ot5?
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Liam, glancing at the window: *alarmed* Zayn! There’s a stranger in our jacuzzi.
Zayn: Who is it?
Liam: You do know what stranger means, don’t you?
Zayn, joining Liam by the window: Oh my god, how long has he been there?
Liam: I saw him exactly 1 second before you, you know everything I know.
#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#zayn malik#liam payne#ziam#incorrect ziam#source: modern family
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Zayn: I am such a bad judge of character.
Louis: Of course you are, I'm your best friend.
#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#louis tomlinson#zayn malik#zouis#source: 2 broke girls#incorrect zouis
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Paul, to the band: Boys, you've been watching TV for the last ten hours. Go read something instead.
Louis: *turns on subtitles*
Paul:
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Interviewer: So what's your religion, Harry?
Harry: I pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to do.
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Louis: There’s nothing better than a dog.
Zayn: Two dogs?
Louis: You’re right. I have been a fool.
#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#louis tomlinson#zayn malik#zouis#incorrect zouis#source: unknown
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Zayn: Harry, are you okay? You hit your head pretty hard.
Harry: Oh, no, I’m fine.
Niall: We’ll see about that. How many musical numbers are there in “Zootopia”?
Harry: Ugh, just the one.
Niall: Yeah, he’s okay.
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Louis: I don’t know if I’m up for this. I mean, the last time I was in charge of something was my high school yearbook.
Zayn: So?
Louis: So that was the year we didn’t have one.
#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#louis tomlinson#zayn malik#zouis#source: big bang theory#incorrect zouis
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Zayn: You know I can’t say no when you look at me like that.
Liam: That is why I look at you like that.
#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#zayn malik#liam payne#ziam#incorrect ziam#source: the flash
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Louis, Harry, and Niall: *approaching the house*
Zayn: *rushes out*
Zayn: Guys! Liam is making us clean the house and he has jobs for everyone! Now it's too late for me, but go! Save yourselves!
Louis, Harry and Niall: *run away*
#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#louis tomlinson#harry styles#zayn malik#liam payne#niall horan#ot5?#ziam#source: friends
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Niall: What if you met my ex and she was like Angelina Jolie?
Liam: Oh come on, Niall, be realistic.
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*Harry pulling up a picture of Louis*
Harry: Look at this face. How can anyone spend all day with this face and not fall in love with it?
Liam: Well, for one thing, at some point that face starts talking.
#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#harry styles#liam payne#lirry#source: big bang theory#louis tomlinson#larry#lilo
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Harry: I’ve got two more pancakes here!
Zayn: I want French toast.
Harry: Well, you better move to France.
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what the hell are boops and evil boops? i have no idea what’s going on
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Liam: Do you know how many times Niall started a fire?
Zayn: I don’t know… Many?
Liam: Eighteen!
Niall: Seventeen!
Liam: What about this one?
Niall: Oh, yeah. Eighteen if you count this one.
#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#niall horan#liam payne#zayn malik#niam#ziam#ziall#source: icarly
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Louis: I wish I could say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply did myself.
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