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strawlessandbraless · 2 years

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Giant Siphonophores really out here doing the most, and somehow also the least

Love to sea it

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natashasnoodle · 9 months

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Natasha, during training: Alright, listen up, you little shits. Not you, Y/n. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.

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hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year

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Morgana: Alright that's it

Morgana: I’ve decided that I’m planning a wedding.

Gwen: Whose?

Morgana: Merlin and Arthur's

Gwen: They're both engaged?!

Morgana: I'll make sure they are

Gwen:

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widowshaze · 1 year

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*the squad is playing a team sport*

Carol: Aren’t you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Nat?

Y/N: Have you ever played a game with Natasha?

Carol: No…

Y/N: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Natasha, chasing Tony: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

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writerswho · 1 year

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Enid, about Wednesday: If dangerous, why friend shaped?

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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 1 month

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Blood Moon: *texting Lunar* I heard Stitchwraith say he was going to Dairy Queen so I snuck into his car and he has no idea I’m here.

Blood Moon: *texting Lunar* He asked FC what he wanted, and I popped up from the floor and said ‘I was thinking about a milkshake’.

Blood Moon: *texting Lunar* I have never heard two people scream louder.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 8 months

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Carol, to the Avengers: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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hchollym · 9 months

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Marcus: I will now torture you.

Percy: Kinky.

Marcus: I think you are sweet and beautiful.

Percy: Wait…

Marcus: You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others.

Percy: No. Stop.

Marcus: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.

Percy: I need a safeword!

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traveleroffarawayplaces · 6 months

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Twilight: … the important thing is that you learned something.

Wild walking away with half of his hair burnt and clothing covered in ash: No, I didn’t.

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incorrect-dnd-classes · 11 months

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Warlock: Sorry if it seems like I’m not paying attention I’m internalising demonic screams.

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strawlessandbraless · 2 years

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Just some underloved and overlooked deep sea creatures 💙

🌊 First up is this deranged muppet - The Deep Sea Telescopefish

🌊 Hatchetfish - they’re actually really fun at parties

🌊 The Sarcastic Fringehead - cool outfit, horrible personality

🌊Siphonophores - asexual, mostly keep to themselves

🌊 Barreleye fish - lights on but no one’s home

🌊 Vampire Squid - I’m weak for those blue eyes

🌊 The Frilled Shark - excellent hugger

🌊 Giant Isopod - always plotting

🌊 The Umbrella Gulper Eel - bet he’d beat Joey Chestnut in a hot dog eating challenge any day

🌊 The Goblin Shark - sensitive about the size of his nose

🌊 Deep Sea Anglerfish - this is a female, the males are tiny little guys that latch onto the females by biting them, they then meld with the female and basically become a spare set of gonads so the female can reproduce as she pleases. Love that for her

🌊 The ultra black Pacific blackdragon- soul eater

🌊 We’ll end it with the Sea Angel who was captured on film living under the ice of the White Sea in Russia

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natashasnoodle · 1 year

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Y/n: The stars are so beautiful Natasha: They're just giant balls of gas. Y/n: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Natasha: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Y/n: Oh

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autisticzenitsu · 3 months

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Douma: She died of natural causes.

Akaza: You pushed her off a roof.

Douma: Gravity is natural.

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widowshaze · 2 years

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Wanda: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.