Mitsuki: Kirishimas eyes are brown, right?
Katsuki: No. They’re bright red with flecks of maroon when the light hits them just right.
Mitsuki: And when was the last time he smiled?
Katsuki: Last night at 11:30 p.m. when he laughed at something Kaminari said.
Mitsuki: What’s his favorite animal?
Katsuki: Red pandas, because they’re really cute and soft, even though them being endangered makes him sad
Mitsuki: Uh-huh. And when’s my birthday?
Katsuki:
Mitsuki: When’s my birthday, Katsuki.
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Shoto: What’s a himbo?
Mina: Beefy, stupid, and kind, like Kirishima
Shoto: What if they’re just beefy and kind?
Mina: That’s a hunk, like Iida
Shoto: Kind, but stupid?
Mina: That’s just a decent man
Shoto: Kaminari?
Mina: Yes.
Shoto: What about Bakugo?
Mina: Beefy, but mean. That’s a jock.
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Momo: The world doesn't revolve around you, you know
Bakugou: Oh really? Shitty hair, Deku, run around
me in a circle for a little bit
Midoriya and Kirishima: Why?
Bakugou: Just fucking do it. I'm trying to prove something
Midoriya and Kirishima: *start running around Bakugou*
Bakugou: Now it does
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(OMG CHAPTER 37.2 THEY GET CUDDLY I CAN’T.)
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*The Squad is on a hike*
Uraraka: It’s beautiful out here.
Todoroki: And quiet.
Kaminari: Too quiet.
Kirishima: Did we lose someone?
*cut to Bakugo with a bear in a headlock and Izuku ready to fight*
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Kirishima: this is real
Bakugo : I know
Kirishima: you're my husband
Bakugo : I'm your husband
Kirishima: you married me… in front of people
Bakugo: i know. i was there
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Kirishima to Mina: I love laying my head on your chest as we both fall asleep to the rain outside.
Bakugo, to Izuku: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fu*king loud you are and why I can’t fu*king sleep.
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*bakubro helping kami get dressed for his date*
baku: no, absolutely fucking not. youre not wearing a lime green jacket
kami, pouting: it’s a cool jacket bakubro!
baku: I’m not letting any of my idiots go out looking like goddamn idiots
kami, weighing his options: but what about kirishimas cr-
baku, cutting him off with a sigh: there’s nothing I can do about Kirishima and his crocs
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Kirishima: *recording a vlog on his phone well walking to class* always be positive!
Kirishima: *trips down 2 flights of stairs*
Kirishima: wow! I got down those stairs really fast!
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Kirishima: So tell me...do you like like him!?
Katsuki: Shitty hair - I've been dating Izuku for 4 years, of course I like him.
Kirishima: Yeah! But do you like like him?
Katsuki: We live together. We are parents of a dog. I proposed to him last week.
Kirishima: Oo! Sounds like things are getting ~serious~ between you too!
Katsuki:
Katsuki: The hell are you talking about!? YOU'RE MY BEST MAN IN THE WEDDING!!
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mha as things ive overheard in high-school 9
all might: alright kiddos we doing dodge ball today so if you got glasses on then you best take em off
iida, throwing his glasses off: fuck it we ball
midoriya: dont hit all might now
iida: if i mistake him for a student cus i cant see then thats his fault
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kirishima: you are the reason we shouldnt be allowed to have art classes
kaminari, drawing a scarily realistic dick: literally what are you talking about
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*during theater club*
shouji: so i just fall
tokoyami: yeah but be dramatic with it
shouji: aight
shouji: *death drops*
kouda: :o
yaoyorozu: OH THATS NOT-
tokoyami: no no let him cook
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masterlist <3
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Damn girl. U r a rock. I am hard. Or something.
Thanks anon!!
It's also my birthday, happy birthday me. My back hurts.
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Kirishima: Bro, let's play chicken. We spend quality time together and the first one to fall in love loses.
Bakugo: Deal!
**a few weeks later, in the UA dorms**
Bakugo: ...dammit!
Kirishima: Ha! I make you happy!
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Uraraka: Its pretty cold out
Tsuyu, wrapping her jacket around Uraraka: Here! I dont want you to be cold
Kirishima, looking at Bakugou: Yeah it is pretty cold
Bakugou: *takes off his jacket and waits a minute*
Bakugou, putting his jacket back on: Its not that cold. You'll survive
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Kirishima: I made a smoothie with 4 cups of protein powder. So ready for this workout!!!
Ochako: Was it- the blue container?
Kirishima: Yep.
Ochako: That wasn’t protein powder, it was pre-workout.
Kirishima: Is that why I tried to benchpress the couch because it was too green and it was hurting my ears?
Ochako: I think that it’s likely, yeah.
Denki: That’s a relief. Iida and I thought you might be on cocaine. He started googling pamphlets and everything.
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