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Heimdall definitely doesn't get drunk and his brothers probably initially reacted like this
Tyr: There have been rumors going around that you've been abstaining from drink
Heimdall: Yeah well they're lies okay 'cause I love drinking, it's delicious, I'm ~drunk~ right now
Thor: Ah sure look at him he can't even slur his words
#incorrect god of war ragnarok#alcohol mention#heimdall god of war#tyr god of war#thor god of war#god of war ragnarok#memes#foil arms and hog
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Me: *bolts awake at 3 AM* BALDUR'S GATE 3 AU WHERE, THROUGH DIMENSIONAL SHENANIGANS, KRATOS ENDS UP OCCUPYING THE ROLE OF TAV!
THINK OF IT! JUST THINK OF IT!
Companion: So any that's how that God/Being of incredible power ruined my life.
Kratos, noted Godslayer, planning how he's going to destroy yet another pantheon for these weird little mortals he's found himself in charge of: Tell me more.
*later*
Gale and Astarion: Becoming a God would fix me, I promise!
Kratos: *knocks their heads together like the Three Stooges* No.
His favorite companion is actually Jaheira because she's one of the only ones who knows how to shut the fuck up and he bonds with her and Minthara over shitty jokes and grunts of displeasure.
Mizora takes one look at him, recognizes that Wyll and Karlach are now hanging with THE KRATOS and hides in the depths of Avernus for the rest of the game.
He is hella distrustful of Selune when Shadowheart starts worshiping her instead of Shar but Dame Aylin seems alright so he's okay with it for now even if he's watching every statue of Selune they pass with a suspicious eye.
Lae'zel is now his daughter. He takes one look at this angry, disagreeable little murder-hobo and immediately starts carrying her around in a baby-backpack even as she tries to bite his face off like a feral racoon.
He's actually hella sympathetic towards Ketheric Thorm because... like... yeah...
His endgame is leading a crusade in Avernus to kill Zariel with Karlach, Wyll, Minthara, Dame Aylin and Isobel with him. And once Zariel is dead, Shar, Mystra, and Vlaakith are next on his list.
DO YOU SEE MY VISION?! DO YOU?! KRATOS BEING THE AWKWARD LEADER OF THESE LITTLE MORTAL FREAKS HE SEES A LITTLE BIT OF HIMSELF IN ALL OF THEM AND DECIDES TO HELP THEM WITH ALL 5 OF HIS B+ PARENTING SKILLS!
#incorrect super smash bros#Baldur's Gate#Baldur's Gate 3#BG3#God of War#GoW#God of War Ragnarok#GoWR#Kratos#Gale#Astarion#Jaheira#Minthara#Wyll#Karlach#Shadowheart#Lae'zel#Dame Aylin#Isobel#Ketheric Thorm#Kratos has the solution to religious trauma#it's killing the god that abused you
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Being: i’m gonna kill you!
Loki: oh really? how original. i’ve died so many times my gravestone says BRB instead of RIP on it
#loki laufeyson#loki odinson#marvel#mcu#loki series#loki mcu#loki god of mischief#loki god of stories#incorrect quotes#loki of asgard#loki god of time#loki friggachild#the avengers#avengers endgame#avengers infinity war#thor dark world#thor ragnarok#thor
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Horangi seeing Y/n and König's son after several years
Horangi: "How that get in here???. What in the hell is he anyway??."
König: "That is my son."
Horangi: "Well, what in the hell happened to him?!? He's too damn tall now! And he looks like.... that!." *turns to König* "I blame you."
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#könig#könig call of duty#cod könig#horangi mw2#horangi#cod mw2#könig x y/n#könig x reader#call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes#call of duty modern warfare 2#incorrect cod warzone#incorrect cod mw2#incorrect call of duty#call of duty#another god of war ragnarok reference! 🤣🤣🤣
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Atreus: Has anyone ever told you they love you?
Thor: Parents count?
Atreus: Yeah
Thor: Then no
#that's a lie his wife Sif loves him#but it's for the funny so you'll have to accept it#thor god of war#gow thor#god of war ragnarok#gow incorrect quotes#gow atreus#gow ragnarok
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*After Ruby learns about what happen to Penny in the pathways*
Ruby: I suppose... this is the part where I forgive you, or I attack you.
Jaune: Have you decided?
Ruby: To be honest... I don't think I can do either. Look.... Everything that's happened between us—
Jaune: No need to explain. Not to me. Not for that.
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Kratos: Tell me you didn’t drag Sindri into this.
Atreus: I did not drag Sindri into this.
[Door knocking sounds.]
Kratos: ...who is that?
Atreus: .......I think you know.......
#god of war#this isn't really a spoiler but I'll tag it anyway#god of war spoilers#ragnarok spoilers#god of war ragnarok spoilers#spoilers#incorrect quote source: it's a tiktok audio but I don't know the show unfortunately
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Freyr: Why is she leaving...
Freya: ... Freyr she doesn't live here. She needs to go home
Freyr, near tears: Oh
Freya: Would it make you feel better if she has a place to rest here.
Freyr *Now in tears*: Yes
#incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes god of war#god of war incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes x you#incorrect quotes x reader#god of war#god of war ragnarok#god of war x you#god of war x reader#god of war x y/n#gow ragnarok freyr#Freyr x you#Freyr x reader#freyr god of war
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You are Kratos's daughter and helping Vanaheim preparing for war.
Freyr who is so romantic and flirts with everyone, cannot take his eyes off of you. Despite the death stare from Kratos, he keep tries to impress you with sweet words.
Freyr: Hey beauty, Hati would chase you thinking you are the moon.
Him, again: look, I brought you flowers and they cannot look at you straight because of your beauty.
Freyr, again: The butterflies keep flying to you thinking you are the flower.
Freyr the romantist again: I mean I sometimes cannot think straight because I am so occupied with you.
You are so done with his flirty cheesy lines as your embarassment cannot be hold anymore, so one day, you burst out.
You: Look Freyr, If you are not going to stop with those cheesy lines, I will challenge you. Seriously, I will do that.
Freyr: But those are my genuine observations of you.
You are now taking out your sword slowly.
Freyr: they are genuine facts but I can stop. Pretty girl
You: okay, I will let you go this time.
Freyr: Sorry I was so concerntrated on your beautiful lip and didn't hear what you said.
At this point, you are now ignoring him and leaving to see Kratos. At least Freyr gets bit less talkative in front of your father.
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Thor: *holds up a water bottle* I found THIS in your room
Mimir: Aw for Odin's sake, a bottle of water Heimdall?
Heimdall: I was holding it for a friend!
Thor: *holds up an entire case of water bottles* I found THESE under his bed
Heimdall: It's not mine! IT'S NOT MINE!
Mimir: It's not yours? Really? The evidence is overwhelming
Heimdall: *to Magni* Admit it Magni! Admit it!
Thor: He's never drank anything that's not a protein shake or a pint
#incorrect god of war ragnarok#heimdall#mimir#tyr#thor#foil arms and hog#alcohol mention#memes#changed tyr to mimir because i just realized it would be more fitting
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God of War: Grumpy Neighbor AU
God of War AU where the instant Sif gets pregnant with Magni and Modi (they are twins here if they aren’t in canon) Thor gets him and his wife the fuck outta dodge because he doesn’t want Odin fucking his kids up the way he fucked Thor himself up.
They hide out on Midgard and Odin keeps trying to find them but Thor’s been his hatchet man for centuries and knows his tricks. Thor hangs up Mjolnir and takes up a crook, becoming a shepherd and farmer.
But, plot twist, they end up living next to a certain vagabond God of War and his Totally Not a Giant wife.
Now Faye recognizes Thor instantly and internally panics but decides that freaking out and running would only confirm any suspicions he has so she pretends nothing is wrong. Thor, meanwhile, is 98% sure this woman is a Jotun but smashing giants is not his goddamn job anymore so he also pretends that everything is fine.
Kratos and Thor grunt in each others’ general directions every once in a while and consider each other their best friends. Sif and Faye end up becoming friends even though there remains a layer of reservation that Sif can’t define the source of.
Magni and Modi grow up as vaguely wholesome Gym Bros who respect women, wrestle bears, and are constantly challenging “uncle Kratos” to wrestling matches, determined to one day beat him.
Sif and Faye get pregnant with Thrud and Atreus around the same time and help each other through their pregnancies, even though Faye knows her time is coming.
Thor sits Kratos down and reveals who he is. Kratos does the same. They come to the same conclusion: their children will never be safe in a world where Odin holds sway.
Thor takes up Mjolnir once more. Kratos takes up the Blades of Chaos again. They set off together, leaving Magni and Modi to guard Faye and Sif. They seek allies, those Thor knows have an axe to grind with Asgard and Odin. Freya, Mimir, as many others as they can find.
Odin never stood a chance.
#incorrect super smash bros#God of War#Ragnarok#God of War Ragnarok#Kratos#Thor#Sif#Faye#Laufaye#Magni#Modi#Atreus#Loki#Mythology#Norse#Norse Mythology#idea#au#fanfic#fanfiction#thought#musing#Greek#Greek Mythology
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GOW Thor: You're though, for such a scrawny imposter.
Marvel Thor: How about we get something to drink after this battle?
GOW Thor: Sure, if you survive this.
#marvel#incorrect quotes#thor#thor odinson#marvel thor#gow thor#god of war#gow ragnarok#crossover#avengers#the avengers
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Y/n: *footsteps* "What happened to him?."
Ghost: "It died."
**** years later ****
Y/n: "What's that?."
Ghost: "Dead."
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#yes thats a quote from god of war 2018#cod ghost#cod mw ghost#call of duty modern warfare 2#cod x y/n#incorrect call of duty modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare 2022#simon ghost riley#simon riley#call of duty#well the 2nd quote is from god of war ragnarok#incorrect call of duty modern warefare 2022#incorrect call of duty quotes#incorrect cod mw
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Odin: You know, it's amazing. Every time I ask you to do something, you always screw it all up
Loki: And yet you continue to ask me
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Atreus : Babe are you mad.
Heimdall: no babe, is just the way your dad ripped my arm off and beat me to a pulp in a justified rage about my fucked up threat to your well-being that got me shaken a little.
#heimtreus#gow#heimdall#heimdall x atreus#god of war ragnarok#god of war#atreus#gowr#heimdall gow#Heimtreus correct qoutes#Mistake#Not really really#gow incorrect quotes#Ship incorrect qoutes#Or actually...#Nah jk they didnt say that#Gow game#Gow ships#I would do the same tbh
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Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go rest my neck. It’s sore from looking down on you.
Heimdall to literally everyone except Odin.
#heimdall#heimdall gow#heimdall god of war#god of war#gow#god of war ragnarok#gowr#gow ragnarok#incorrect quotes#incorrect god of war#source: pitch perfect 2
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