Luca: Alberto used to think he was indestructible
Alberto: Well, it added up. I’ve never broken anything, I’ve never been sick, and when I need to, I can summon incredible strength. Guilia, tell him the story about the really heavy door
Guilia: It was a really heavy door. He opened it
Alberto: On *one* pull!
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Ruby: I dare Emma to prank call her mom.
Emma taking her phone out: Pftt thats it? Siri call mom.
Siri: *Calling 'Mommy'*
Emma: no no no no
*Regina's phone rings*
Ruby:
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Lucas: Please tell me you didn’t drag Steve into this.
Dustin: I did not drag Steve into this.
Steve: [knocks on the door]
Lucas: Who’s that?
Dustin: I think you know.
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Missy: I could kill you if I wanted to.
Nardole: Yeah? So could a human being.
Missy:
Nardole: So could a dog.
Missy:
Nardole: So could a dedicated duck.
Missy:
Nardole: You aren't special, Missy.
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Lucas: Mike isn't asnwering his phone.
Will: I'll call.
Dustin: Lucas and I have both tried six times, what makes you thi-
Mike: Hello?
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-During stoner night-
Jonathan: I think Will likes Mike…
Argyle: The dude with the fake threads? Really?
Steve: Why Mike!? Lucas is right there!
Eddie: Wheeler? Jesus H Christ that’s so embarrassing, Baby Byers.
Steve: Dustin! Dustin would treat him so much better than Mike could!
Argyle: This is worse then when we had to bury that super secret agent man in the desert.
Jonathan:…thank you all for understanding what I’m going through.
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Do you think his back ever hurts from carrying the whole party?
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Steve: [removes Eddie from his lap to do work]
Eddie: husband is... evil? husband is unyielding? husband hates me? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going into hiding again. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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