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Y'all ever think Abt how pretty Spencer would be in lingerie? Like both Baby Reid AND Later szns Reid. LIKE BABY BLUE PANTIES ONG??
THIS IS SO REAL OMFG!!!
i read a fic abt this exact thing but i can't remember who wrote it and now i'm sad</3
honestly i always have baby reid in mind bcs im a baby reid girlie until i DIE
HEADCANON SEGMENT!!! >;3
i just know he'd be so shy and nervous the first time he wore them and he'd be all blushy and trying to cover himself.
would think he looks silly until he sees you literally eye fucking him.
it becomes one of his guilty pleasures to wear your underwear, even just in his day to day life. he'd 100% love the fact that nobody around him knew that he was secretly wearing your lacy underwear and ROCKING them.
you literally can't get enough of how cute and dainty they look on him and how irresistible he looks with his pretty cock peeking out over the waistband.
any time you buy new pretty underwear you buy him a matching pair too, either in the same colour or one that compliments yours.
he would love how much you praised him, telling him how good he was for you and reassuring him that he's your pretty boy.
he would look so unbelievably good in a lacy thigh garter istg or even a garter belt and thigh highs<33
would want to send you pictures in his pretty underwear but would get too shy</3
definitely filing this away for a fic mayhaps>:)
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hii !! i just read your sick gojo getting taken of by reader fic (it was amazing btw <33) and i was wondering if u could write it in reverse? like gojo taking care of sick reader yk
love ur writing and i hope u have a great day 🫶
(THANK YOUUUUU FOR THR REQUEST I LOVE SICK FICS SO MUCH IM SORRY FOR HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO WRITE THIS !!!! TY AGAIN)
“Impartial”
— you’re sick, you hate being sick but at least he’s there.
( taking care of Gojo while he’s sick here <3 )
When you woke up this morning you thought you were dying.
Your entire body was flushed, your temperature fluctuating, your breath coming out ragged and raspy against your raw throat.
It took you about thirty seconds of enduring this torture before you rolled over and groaned into your pillow, the action making you dizzy.
Helpless to your symptoms you wiped the sweat off your forehead, throwing the covers off of your clammy body and sighed.
Fuck sakes, you were sick.
Gojo and you were supposed to go to the little cafe just around the corner of your apartment for breakfast this morning, you frown as you recall how excited he was when you asked him to join you.
The thought of food made you cringe, your eyes clamping shut in an attempt to retain you composure.
Nope, you were going to have to cancel.
With a bitter expression you sent him a quick text, telling him of your, in your opinion, life threatening cold, and apologising with a promise that you’ll join him later in the week for waffles.
You were just going to have to sleep it off- you could surely just do that. There was no way you could do anything in this pathetic state.
You close your eyes, trying to ignore the pounding in your head and how you could hear the blood rushing in your ears, and the feeling of your nose being tapped…By what felt like a finger?
…Huh?
You cracked and eye open and almost shrieked when you saw your idiot boyfriend grinning at you through his lashes, his finger delicately placed of the tip of your nose.
“Satoru! What the fuck!” You exclaimed, your heart pounding, glaring at him.
“Hi baby.” He winked, standing up to place a hand on your forehead “Man you’re burning up, how long have you felt sick hm?”
You gape at him, unable to fully register his words.
“How the hell did you get in..? Oh my God did you fucking teleport into my room?” You sat up, pushing his hand away.
The room swayed and you winced as your body protested the sudden movement.
A gentle hand was placed on your shoulder, “Hey, hey take it easy ‘kay?” Gojo raised a hand to brush away the stray hair stuck to your forehead, a soft smile on his face, “I couldn’t just leave my poor sick princess alone when she so desperately needs my help no?”
You frown at him, your hand reaching up to grasp his, “‘M not desperate at all you jerk.”
And Gojo giggles, leaning down to kiss your forehead, “Sure you are! Look at your cute little flushed cheeks.” He coos.
Your grip on his hand tightens, and he beams at how you roll your eyes at him.
“Lemme take care of you yea?”
“You’ll get sick.”
And Gojos mouth twitches, as if holding himself back from reminding you that he is the strongest.
And you hold yourself back from throwing your pillow at his stupid face.
Despite everything however, you found yourself leaning towards him, resigning yourself to his care, ignoring the way his face lights up.
With another quick kiss to your forehead he jumps up, a look of domestic determination on his features.
“Have you ate?”
You shake your head.
And then you’re in the air, well, in his arms, heading towards the kitchen.
“Satoru put me down!”
“No baby, ehe~”
You groan against his neck, and he shivers ever so slightly, gently rocking you in his embrace.
“You need to eat sweet pea! Otherwise you’ll never get better.”
“Yes I know that.” You hiss, “But I can walk to the kitchen without your help.”
Gojo gasps, and you pull yourself from his neck to look at him.
“But baby what if something terrible happened and I wasn’t there to help?”
“I hate you.”
“You love me.”
And you do, he knows you do, they way you whisper a small “thank you” and kiss his neck is telling, and he loves how you let him care for you, loves that you, despite everything, rely on him to help.
“Say ‘Ah.” And you just stare at Gojo, who wiggled a spoon in your face, “Come on baby, say ‘Ah.’-”
“I’m not going to say “Ah” Gojo.” You deadpan.
You’re sat on the counter of your kitchen, the one beside the sink, Gojo claiming it was the easiest place for him to feed you for you to eat.
He had made your favourite comfort meal, the one you told him about months ago, that you were sure he had forgot about.
“I’m really not hungry Toru.” You mumble, feeling a wave of nausea crash over your body.
Gojo deflates, thinking.
When he raises his head his eyes are shining, and you lift a hand to cover his mouth, knowing a ridiculous idea was going to be presented to you.
You’re fast, but he’s faster, the gentle grip on your hand is proof of that, and he smirks.
“If you eat it, I’ll give you a kiss.”
You’re staring at him again, and he only smiles back, his dimples taunting you.
“Fucking fine.” You sigh, Gojo aways gets his way, there’s no point arguing. And although you’d never admit it, out-loud, ever, you kind of wanted a kiss.
And Gojo feels his heart swell with pride as you open your mouth and eat, there’s probably stars in his eyes and he dotes upon you.
One spoonful, then another, and then he’s kissing you all over.
You protest but don’t pull away, and when he finally reaches your lips, you finally smile, the giggle you let out matching his.
You’re on the sofa, on his lap, cradled in his arms as the TV plays a rerun of some shitty movie from the 90’s.
And you let yourself cuddle him, feeling exhausted but safe in his arms, your head doesn’t seem quite as sore as it once was.
He traces little patterns on your back, humming a quiet song meant for your ears only.
“Love you Toru.” You whisper, and he doesn’t reply, just tightens his hold on you, a silent gesture that reassures you that you don’t need to thank him, that he would care about you always, regardless of what you think, or say.
the end.
masterlist here <3
THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH FOR THE REQUEST I HOPE THIS WAS OK !!!! IM SO SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO WRITE IT ! i love you and i hope you’re well anon :))
(A/N: My sister and I are like alone in our hotel cause our parents went on a cruise this morning.. ANYWAY she like turned to me crying and i was like help are you ok BECAUSE RN IM SO TOTALLY HUNGOVER and then she threw up on me. IT WAS LITERALLY LIKE BIG SISTER MODE WAS ACTIVATED i feel like a fucking doctor, i stole a mop and a spray from one of the cleaning ladies cart SO if you’re a cleaner and you can’t find your mop i’m so sorry that was me i panicked.)
#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#jjk leaks#gojo satoru x reader#jjk manga spoilers#i’m literally going insane#fluff#comfort
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Just read one of your ao3 fics and immediately came here. Could you possibly do Kaeya's first reaction to reader squirting for the first time?
ooo nice!! i didnt konw if people would really see my tumblr from my ao3 so im glad to hear that <33 also i. literally just accidentally posted this so people who sent asks before this/a few days ago YES i have your asks i just forgot to save this as a draft im sorry ;-;
One thing about Kaeya is he is incredibly diligent in whatever he does. He does everything to 100%, even if it doesn't seem like it. What his priorities are is an entirely different matter.
This is doubly so whenever it comes to you. He adores you with every fiber of his being, loving to be around you and spend time with you and learn what makes you laugh and smile. Making you happy is the only thing he thinks he's okay with doing for the rest of his life.
When you first began to spend nights at his place he liked to try and rile you up, see what kinds of things get you going and how to make you a flustered mess. It was a fun past time of his and he really quite enjoyed it.
Once you started having sex with him you realised fully the true extent of his devotion to you. He used his body to make you melt under his hold, desperate for more and more of him. It didn't matter how much you pushed against him, as long as you didn't tell him no, he had no issues working over the edge over and over again.
His favourite was to see how much overstimulation you could take after a bout of edging before the only thing you could say was his name, body shaking as sweat ran down your skin that he couldn't help but kiss. The way your hands trembled in his as he held you could make him rock hard in an instant, gently nosing against you with the light ask of "again?" in that soft husky voice you could never resist.
All of his experimentation paid off one night in a big way, and the only way you could describe his reaction was excited. You knew in you'd never rest again after this joint discovery, but the way he pulled you into his chest made you not mind too much.
"Fuck, you're doing so good," Kaeya pants into your ear, ramming into your used hole over and over.
Your nails are scratching against his chest, pressed up against him in a way that would be uncomfortable were it not for him stealing any coherent thought you could have with the way he's fucking you. It's endless, almost maddening but you can't help the way your body reacts. His hands hold your hips still, forcing you to take whatever it is he wants to give you as your knees weakly rest against his waist.
"Mmn, Kaeya -" you keen, feeling another orgasm beginning to crest.
He was fighting for this one, feeling you on the precipice for a while now but for some reason, he wasn't yet able to push you over the edge. Now that it was coming again, he had to just have it. Your walls were clenching so tightly over him and you were biting your lip again, trying to hide your moans from him but he would just have to ignore it for now.
Kaeya is relentless, sitting up and pushing your thigh towards your chest so he can mount you better, watching as your body bounces against the sheets hungrily. There's nothing he loves the sight of more and when your expression begins to shift he knows he has you.
He fucks you through the orgasm, chasing his own peak as he feels your arousal soak his pelvis. The sound you make and the feeling is so erotic it makes him cum on the spot, almost collapsing onto you as his hips continue grinding into you slowly.
"You fucking squirted," he huffs into your ear, almost offended you held out on him.
"Why are you mad at me?!" you retort, brain too fuzzy to think right as you smack his face in retaliation.
"Have you never done that before?" You shake your head and an evil grin spreads across his face as he flips you over, pulling your back into an arch as he manages to get his half-hard cock inside of you.
"Really? I'll see how many times I can make you do it then," he practically growls at you, brutal pace starting up again.
#kaeya x reader#kaeya alberich x reader#kaeya smut#genshin smut#genshin x reader#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact smut
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cw. nsfw, gn!reader, one menion of a cigar, daddy kink (im a whore for daddy price 🤲), praise, brief spanking *not proofread, just pure horny
[@sant-riley you seemed to want more price fics 🤭🤭 istfg price brings out the deepest and darkest depths of my daddy issues 🧍🏻♂️]
reblogs and comments are appreciated <33
MINORS DNI !!
the scent of cigars and sex permeated in the room, the sound of breathy moans and skin on skin lingering along with it. each bounce on his cock left you breathless and twitching in his lap, holding onto him for dear life.
"fuck sweetheart, you're so good for me." his words are hushed, too quiet for the sound to fully reach your ears. his hands circle your waist, holding you firmly against him. "ah daddy please-" your cheeks are flaming hot, hips rocking and twitching as his cock rubs against your velvety walls. "oh shit," his words are cut off with a quiet grunt. "you feel so fucking good 'round me."
he trails his hands down to your thighs, squeezing and groping the fat as your bounces becomes erratic. price shifts his hips under you, his tip pressing deep into your sweet spot. his restless hands move to your ass, landing a few quick smacks on it before trailing his hands up your sides. his lips kiss down your neck and chest, his grip tightening around you to keep you close.
"gonna cum and make a mess for me, yea?" his head is pressed into your neck, his cock twitching each time your sank down and clenched around him. "gonna make a pretty mess for daddy?"
#bubbly writes <3#john price x reader smut#captain price#captain john price#john price x reader#john price#captain john price x reader smut#captain john price x reader#cod price#cod mwii#cod x reader#cod mw22#john price smut
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Terukane analysis <33
one of my favorties because it really shows how much they care and more about THEM less about how teru looks at akane or things like that
like i said in my last last LAST post, i wanted to write an analysis on what happened between terukane just before the severance so here i am. Writing this at 8:15pm on a sunday.
after getting back to the ”human realm”, akane realizes aoi isnt there with him, turns around in confusion, and sees teru with a saddened look on his face
Teru looks saddened while explaining what happened to aoi and how she couldnt return
Akane asks if teru knew the whole time, teru confesses to having had known that she wouldnt come back but didnt say anything, leading to akane being very clearly distressed and upset
Akane grabs teru by the shirt/jacket or wtv hes wearing and punches him and shoves him against a wall
Akane’s done with attacking teru, and turns around to try to go back and get her, falls to the ground in pain, his untreated wounds getting worse by the minute, gets back up to get her, teru forces him down, akane’s lying on the ground, disappointed and sad
Yadayadayada idrc what happens after this thats not what we’re focusing on, now that im done with the ridiculously long recap lets break it down further
As seen here, teru is both feeling and looking, extremely guilty. He’s guilty ab not telling akane, but knowing he kind of had to keep it a secret
Something you need to know ab terukane to really understand it, is their relationship is heavily built around their trust in one another so when teru hid how aoi couldnt come back from akane, he was hurt and confused as if he had never seen it coming, like it wasnt even a what if. He knows teru tries to be “perfect” to everyone else, but had never even CONSIDERED that he might lie to HIM.
The reason this hit like a fucking global pandemic is because akane trusted teru so much he didn’t even think ab the “what ifs” and even if he did, him lying wouldnt even be on there
and since he was really hurt, he lashed out and punched him. Teru knew he was hurt/betrayed and let him punch him, feeling guilty at himself for keeping this from him. Gosh they really do care about one another
As seen here, akane tries to get aoi, but in his damaged state, he literally cannot. Teru knows this, and hurts inside seeing him like this, him having to literally shove him to the ground to stop him.
Akane seems to be at like rock bottom rn. Just lost his childhood bsf and this dude he swears he hates just lied to him ab something this srs. my mans really going through it
Forgot to add but teru looks especially heartbroken here looking at akane, it literally hurts him to do this to akane, but he knew he wouldnt leave aoi there so he did what was best for him, and brought him back. Also not to mention he literally travelled through the most notorious school mystery’s boundary (also the god of fucking death like wdym) just to save akane like what the fuck
teru’s so obvious istg if AidaIro doesnt make terukane canon thats one thing, but if they dont confirm or at least prove in some way teru has a crush on akane, my entire life is a fucking lie
pls give me ideas or stuff ab terukane that you’ve noticed and i havent im running out of analysis ideas 😭😭🙏
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songs made by black artists that i think would suit jjk characters.
oh my god this took forever to format n link songs. anyway, happy black history month yall!!!! i hope yall like this bc im sick of seeing taylor swift pop up in the list of artists gojo would listen to <33
gojo – starboy the weeknd, daft punk + ghost town kanye west, partynextdoor
for starboy it just gave im that nigga vibes, and for ghost town it's just the entire ‘i alone am the honored one’ scene. but mayb it could also be applicable to current gojo? idk.
geto – like a tattoo sade
fun fact: this is actually the inspo for my user!! the whole ‘broken by the burden of his youth’ and ‘hungry for life, thirsty for the distant river’ reminds me of his whole reason for defecting. he's hungry for life (wanting sorcerers to not have to risk their life to protect non-sorcerers & actually live a long, fulfilling life) and thirsty for the distant river (remember when they kept with the race/hallway analogy? yeah, and geto's goal was always going to be unattainable for him simply bc he didn't have the strength)
yuuji – adorn miguel + crooked smile j. cole, tlc
UGGHHH he's just so lovely. the most supportive boy ever i love my son sm, and that is my only justification for my song choices.
megumi – alone willow + nineteen pinkpanthress + answer tyler, the creator
tbh… idk bros been goin thru it this entire series, but esp recently. for answer, i rlly liked the first couple of verses (idk what to actually call it, but it's before the first chorus) bc it aligns well w papaguro n megumi. ig the stepdad could be gojo…?
nobara – no scrubs tlc + conceited flo milli + apeshit the carters + on my mama victoria monét
she takes nobody's bs n i love that for her!!! i feel like she'd absolutely love flo milli + megan thee stallion.
nanami – lotus flower bomb wale, miguel + i love you more than you know black party, childish gambino
sorry i rlly like him y'all... there's no angsty reason for these songs! n for i luv u more than yk, it's just nanami if/when he goes to malaysia :3
choso – do you like me? daniel caesar
i actually dk for this one... i just thought it suited him! yk since he wants to live as a human n when he loves he loves hard (shown by how determined he is to be the best older brother to his lil siblings)
toji – she will lil wayne, drake + foe tha love of $ bone thugs-n-harmony, eazy-e + crack rock frank ocean
i am a firm believer toji would like 90s + early 2000s rap. it just makes sense idk, also i once saw a post that said he died just a bit b4 no hands by waka flocka came out and... hey! for crack rock, it's just post-mamaguro him n instead of crack, it's his gambling addiction
sukuna – hater's anthem infinity song + hit ‘em up 2pac, outlawz + king’s dead jay rock, kendrick lamar, future, james blake + unbothered ski mask the slump god
he's a hater just for my son. bum ass nigga... and for hit em up: ‘don't one of u niggas got sickle cell or sumn? u fuck around n have a seizure or a heart attack’
maki & toji – worst behavior drake
self explanatory! them n their rebellion against the zenin clan <3
gojo & geto – oui jeremih
cause if weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! sorry but this is fueled by geto saying ‘we are the strongest’... thats it :p
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk gojo#jjk geto#jjk nanami#jjk yuji#jjk megumi#jjk nobara#jjk maki#jjk choso#jjk toji#jjk sukuna#jjk headcanons#gojo headcanons#geto headcanons#toji headcanons#sukuna headcanons
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ok so now im stuck on the whole stepdad!james maybe dark ask i jsut send in, but obviously this james is the tried and true, big beefy rugby lad, gentle giant, that type.
but you just know that the lads take the PISS outta him, like he doesn’t introduce ur mom as “the missus”, or anything endearing, but once the boys find out that ur sorta kinda his step daughter?? ohh the porn jokes come flooding in.
want her to call u daddy james? oh stepdad im stuck over the couch again!!
and james can’t help but flush red cus he doesn’t really like ur mom like that, but he wants to be around you cus ur pretty and nice (not to mention ur a lot closer in age), and then. oh then. u get an almost-boyfriend.
a guy who sorta tries asking you on a date so u sorta try and go, but james is a fuckin baby about it once he finds out. all petulant and flushed cheeks bc he CANT say anything to u bc he’s not an official authority figure in ur life, or a potential romantic interest cus he hasn’t said so, so he’s stuck between a rock and a hard place so he tries to put issues in place like forgetting to dry ur date dress, or making ur favourite meal bc oh bug im so sorry i totally forgot ur going out tonight!! :((
i just want beefy james potter and his big fat fucking tits at this point that’s so cringe but MY GOD 🙏🙏
this post is 18+ (and so are its characters) and dark, minors dni.
THIS IS SO SPECIAL TO ME :')) james is already a certified lover boy but when he can't express that whenever he wants to?? totally whipped!! he's constantly calling you honey or love or sweetheart and when his friends realize that he doesn't call your mom any of that shit they lay into him so hard </33 sirius sends him porn links that he passes on his way to whatever he's looking for that are labeled stepdad or stepdaughter something along those lines, along with teasing remarks like 'this kinda looks like your kitchen. been up to anything fun with y/n?' or 'if you're looking for any ideas ;)'
when.. when you tell him you're going out. oh my god. he doesn't know what to say!! he can't stop you, and if he tattles on you to your mom she won't stop you, because what reason would she have? so he just nods all stiff and tells you he's happy for you. he bolts from the room as soon as he can, and you think it's kinda weird/mean but he seems fine later so you brush it off!! but the reason that he's fine is that he's just schemed with sirius and remus to get you to stay home for the date and he's confident now that you won't go </3
you're so right he does bait you with your favorite meal.. he calls you downstairs to ask you to taste the sauce for him and you come down in a full face of makeup!! he tells you that you look so pretty, but asks what it's for. you're like james.. my date?? and he goes ohhh, honey i forgot! i made your favorite :( i thought we could have a movie night!! your mom's at work :') and you feel sosososo bad bc he seems so hopeful about it and you don't want him to think that you don't like him!! but you're still planning on this date, so you tell him you'll eat light and come home early.
not good enough for him!! he just smiles and nods and tells you your dress is fresh out of the dryer, but ohhh it shrunk :( it's too tight now!! he's so sorry for ruining it, he must have put it on the wrong setting :( he'll take you to the mall tomorrow to replace it!! and you're pretty discouraged now, your outfit is ruined, you feel guilty for leaving, so you just raincheck the guy :( you feel super bad, especially because he thinks you're just getting cold feet, and snaps at you that he wouldn't have enjoyed your company anyways. this means you're sad and feeling guilty, and james gets to croon over how mean he was and how sweet you are for still feeling bad and he wraps you up in his big strong arms beside the stove and lets you bury your face in his big broad chest and he coddles you for as long as you’ll let him :’) he shovels your comfort meal into your mouth and puts on your favorite movie and snuggles up under blankets with you and at the end of the night you end up snoozing on his shoulder while the credits roll :’) he carries you up to your bed and tucks you all snug under your covers and he can’t stop himself from kissing your forehead :’)) your face is warm and flushed and he yearns to kiss your lips but he tears himself away and leaves you there with a promise to himself that he’ll treat you better than anyone else because it’s what you deserve :’)
#dark mei#stepdad!james#James potter#James potter x reader#James potter fanfiction#James potter oneshot#James potter imagine#James potter headcanons#James potter au
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more touya headcannons cuz im so in love w him <33
warnings: def has manga spoilers, i probably swear a lot, unedited cuz it’s 1am and im losing my mind
- fuckin loves it when you kiss his nose
- literally will blush
- he’s never blushed before in his goddamn life but a stupid (cute) peck to his nose reduces him to some loverboy
- underneath his shitty box dye, his hair is super soft
- one time you helped re-dye it and you felt his roots and literally gasped because they were so soft
- i think he’d refuse to use any kind of 2 or 3 in one
- no matter the situation
- he really values hygiene, especially after living in the streets in filth for so long
- is so bad at household chores though
- like he doesn’t understand how to sweep you have to teach him pls
- i’ve said this time and time again but listening to sexy villain by remi wolf w him and fucking around
- i think he’d be a dominic fike fan ngl
- def likes hiphop and rock
- he’s totally a mitski fan too but keeps it secret
- really loves ttekbokki but can’t handle the spice
- has a tiny trinket or stuffed he’s kept with him since childhood no matter what but no one knows about it :((
- also a super soft spot for all his siblings and his mother, even shotou
- especially natsuo though :((((((
- he checks up on him from afar
- sometimes he’ll watch rei through the window (IN A NON CREEPY WAY) since he’ll never be able to visit her
- he also totally watched the sports fest for shotou and found himself cheering him on and then realized what he was doing and turned it off quickly
- visibly freezes the first time you call him touya
- he’s always despised that name but from you?? oh he’s in fuckin love
- you’re legitimately the only person he trust to let in whatsoever
- he has a rlly hard time saying “i love you” but shows it through his actions
- his love language is 100000% acts of service
- always leaves you a post-it with the number of his burner phone just in case you need it
- he has your number memorized
- it doesn’t matter what he’s doing
- he could be in the midst of murdering endeavor for gods sake
- but if you were in danger he’d drop everything
- honestly, he doesn’t know who he’d be without you
anyway that’s all for now :p
#dabi#dabi x reader#touya todoroki#touya x reader#bnha deku#bnha fic#bnha x you#bnha fanart#bnha headcanons#dabi smut#dabi x y/n#touya headcanons#mha kirishima#mha hawks#mha shoto#dabihawks#bnha hawks#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bakugo headcanons#bakugo x reader#shoto x reader#todoroki x reader#shoto torodoki#bakugou katsuki#deku x fem!reader#mha izuku#mha midoriya#denki kaminari#sero fluff
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erm. coralbaird drabble inspired by this post by @casper-the-fiend and @losingmymindrn
pirate!coral/siren!lg
forgot to make coral a pirate sorry djdjdhs
and sorry if this is awkward its kinda rushed and im a gay man trying to write wlw lmao (also i don't ship coralbaird but i like making my friends smile so <3)
Nooo but like imagine it guys imagine it
Coral’s been stuck with the most boring crew for ages. They captured her forever ago, and in return for her survival, they're making her keep the entire damn boat clean. She's just so fucking done. My girl wants more in life
So maybe one of the numerous nights she’s up mopping the deck or whatever they say she's really not feeling it. Girl is dead tired, everything fucking hurts and she wants to sleep. But she can't. Again, they kept her alive only because she kept them clean.She decides to take a break, though. Sets her mop and bucket down to the side and watches the sea for a bit. That was her only comfort out here. She'd been raised on the shore and was glad she didn't leave it.A few minutes into her break, she starts to hear singing. It's not unusual, pirates have their shanties, but what is unusual is how it's coming from the middle of fucking nowhere. So she starts to look around until she notices a figure on one of the rocks nearby.And, christ, if it isn't the prettiest girl she's ever seen.
She tries to approach the figure and get a chance to speak, but they're spooked, and dive into the water. The only thing she was able to catch a glimpse of was a few scales in the moonlight.
So she'd spend every night doing the same thing– Cleaning, waiting for the mysterious girl to return, and then trying to make her move. Girl is bored as hell, she doesn't have much else to do.And then one night, finally, she gets her chance. Lucy Gray climbs the rock closest to her ship and the two spend the entire night talking <33 Lucy Gray sings for her and tells her all about her life under the sea, how she's a musician with her family. The captain wakes up early as usual and the two are forced to part ways, but Coral finds comfort in knowing they'll do this again tomorrow. And they do! They keep up this routine for a while.
Until the ship's captain announces one day that there's been a change of plans, and they're going to start sailing in a totally different direction. Coral is y'know pretty upset by this. So, that night, she tells Lucy Gray, who is upset, too. She's always been fascinated by the human world and now she's losing her only connection to it.“I don't know what to do,” Coral said with a frown. “I can't stay, but I can't go either.”
“Do what you must.” The siren said in a smooth tone. “I'll follow you no matter what.”
#drabble#coralbaird#tbosas#tbosbas#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#lucy gray baird#coral tbosas#coral thg#lucy gray x coral
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I’m going a hiatus but I wanted to ask for something before I doooooo!!! May I ask for some Epic Sans x reader headcanons?
Where the reader and Epic are friends but they unknowingly crush on each other and when Epic finally tries flirting, he learns the reader gets extremely flustered very easily. (Ah yes kabedons….instant melting-)
Thank you in advance! Also it’s been awhile, how have you been?
I NEVER SAW THIS WHAN YOU SENT IT IN IMSO SORRY 😭😭😨
genuinely still dont know much abt epic but hes kinda silly so lets see how this goes!! apologies if he's ooc im too lazy to look up anything about him
also ive been good thank you for asking ^^ livin life in beast mode since i got a cross bodypillow,,
motherfucker is WHIPPED goddamn 👴 always has some degree of a blush on his face when you're around,,,, or when he's talking about you,,, or thinking about you,,,,
you think his lil flushed cheeks are soo cute
because they ARE?? if only u knew they were flushed cuz of you <33
he likes to rant to anyone who'll listen abt how adorable you are. how in love with you he is. how he just wants to kiss your cute little face all over, leave you flushed and dizzy—
cross is FED UP with listening to his simping 😒😡
he's always so giddy around you. boundless energy, like you're some drug that gets his metaphorical heart pumping. really, you ARE like a drug to him. he's ADDICTED to you, the way you make him feel,,
ofc he'd never tell you that... that's too embarrassing!
until he decides to somehow make a stupid pick-up line.
"hey bruh, are you a drug? cuz i feel like im dying when im without you for an extended period of time."
WHY are you blushing at that horrible, stupid line?? he could have made it SO MUCH better, but this is SO him—silly and slightly nonsensical—and while it was kind of dumb, he's using a pick up line on you oh my god
nerd ass weeb anime mf will call you his waifu or husbando or whatever. it always makes you blush when he introduces you as "my awesome (waifu/husbando) whom i love" but you always just. brush it off as a joke. cuz i mean he can't ACTUALLY like you right? haha he's just overly friendly pshh ofc ourse he diesnt actually like you that's crazy—
sorry writing that actually made me cringe i cant believe he would say that 😭 life is so hard when that's my husband's best friend #savemefromepic
for the longest time he doesn't even realise that he's flustering you, but OH BOY, when he DOES become aware,,,, lord help your poor poor SOUL, you won't have a moment of rest
i mean, c'mon, he thinks you look so cute when you're all flustered because of him,,,, so adorable how your eyes widen fractionally, the way your lips press together, how you try to hide your heated face from anyone's view,,, so cute <33
dude double's down in his flirting. no matter how wild what he says is, you always get that cute look on your face that makes him want to kiss you so fucking bad bro
then, one day, after the two of you watched some stupid cliché romance anime where the female protagonist was pinned to the wall by her love interest...
it's like a lightbulb went off in his empty head. that's peak anime romance, so why doesn't he do that to you? he bets you'd get so embarrassed and cute if he did that~
except it kind of backfires. he slams his hands against the wall, effectively caging you between them, but he's a little shorter than you and the force he used rocked him right into your body and it's more like he just body-checked you than anything. it took all of his strength to make sure he didn't accidentally nail you in the nose with his big fat head. still, the close proximity got you all flushed.
he really can't help himself when he leans up and finally, finally kisses you. call it the heat of the moment, but it was the perfect opportunity. pressed up against the wall, so close to each other,,, when you just look so cute, your soft body against his bones feeling just right, like two perfect puzzle pieces coming together...
he could feel when your breath hitched, the way you tensed for but a moment before fervently kissing him back. your face is positively burning, but it makes the kiss all the better, feeling divine against his cooled cheeks, flushed with his own blush.
he pulls back and then...!! leaves. he disappears, falling into his bed and kicking his feet. he's totally squealing, fanboying harder than he ever has before.
you're allowed to kick his ass for just leaving you like that
but he'll text you later that night asking if you wanna be his "official (waifu/husbando)" because he's cringe and can't just ask if you wanna date the normal way.. </3
i keep cringing at him. have fun with your weeb man. i'm judging you for your tastes (/j)
#pokegalla#epic sans#epic x reader#jester writes#sans x reader#undertale x reader#guys im so tired of tagging things#worst part of being a content creator on tumblr tr#fr*#ok i actually had fun with this one though#feel like he may be hella ooc but likr i said#im lazy 😭#...ignore the lact i had like five other requests before this one#I FEEL BAD CUZ YOU WERE GOING IN HAIRUS 😭
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insieme
warnings: light descriptions of addiction recovery, rehab, these two being each other’s rocks. Enjoy!
“Nor, you dont have to post anything! Please it’s not a big deal, its silly… all I did was go to rehab, darling.”
“Matty, that’s exactly it though! You’ve done the hardest part, getting help and I am so proud of you and how far you’ve come. Just want to show the world how incredible you are and how I love you. It is a huge deal and should be celebrated, my dear.”
“Okay fine, but as long as we are clear I don’t expect you to help me with this or anything if it triggers you or your feelings. I love you so much and am so proud of you and how you’ve set this beyond amazing example for me, but if at any point you need time to check in with yourself and take a breath let me know okay, Gorgeous?”
“I’m your girl. Handsome. I’d follow you into hell if you needed me. You’re my forever. Through thick and thin, good and bad, ugly and pretty. I’ll be here for you every step of the way okay and same goes for you, if you need a moment to decompress or you feel the itch let me know and I got you… for life.”
“We do this together….”
“Together…”
And she clicks post. For the first time ever, Nora Downey posts on Instagram.
theendowney fiamme gemelle
trumanblack I love these photos
trumanblack I love you
rass1975 twin flames forever!
1975adam love these pictures and love you both
bedforddanes75 <33 nike and aries <33
charli_xcx my loves !!
denise_welch glad he has you, my darling future daughter inlaw! and come over for supper when you’re back!
carly.rh my heart cant take this omfg IM PREGNANT WOMAN
samuelbradley love.
jordhughesphoto glad i got these on film for u guys, love to u both
jamieoborne truly, the best couple ever (sorry everyone!)
ameliadimz love to see u both happy & healthy<33
brittany_broski AAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK IM CRYING
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january 15, 2019
#lil change in format#very short lil blurb#matty x nora#the 1975#matty healy#drew’s writing :)#an encounter#i love these two sm#also big news comin so keep an eye out lol#i wrote this in 40 min can you tell (don’t answer that)
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I listened to every song named after current f1 drivers (so you dont have to)
Max: some of these are hype songs a la pitstop boys, and most of the ones that aren't are pretty odd lowkey. A couple are literally just his entire life story rhymed and set to a beat which gives me Homer vibes so that's kinda cool. Some are...kinda weird. 6/10 Special mention to Max verstappen by Abad 33. Man wrote a biographical rap, amazing
Checo: the same 3 bands that write all the max stadium chants are also writing checo ones which is kinda sweet! a lot of these are directly about him rather than namedropping him--he has a higher ratio of these than other drivers. Also not just rap/dance tracks, some are more traditional Mexican music which is awesome. Overall no skips here, 9.8/10 Special Mention: Checo Perez by Alan Y Roberto
Charles: most of these are along the lines of "im sexy and fuckin cool and i feel like charles leclerc" but the vibes are there. have heard at least 3 that reference Max or make ver-stop-him type puns. Also several modern epic poetry vibes and a few kinda slow ones, very him. 8.2/10 Special Mention: Charles Leclerc by SAE. The one by Alexander Lewis is also kind of a mood but a little more hype
Carlos: some really lowkey beats here, kinda chill not too aggressive. The only issue here is I can't tell if theyre about him or his dad and they're more namedrops than bios so it's hard to tell. 6/10 for that reason but special mention for Carlos Sainz by teme
Lewis: can confirm Lewis Hamilton by geezy is a mood lowkey but based on the line "swear i drive like a ferrari, I'm all about the wins" I think maybe geezy does not watch formula 1. These are good though! Lot of bops in here. a LOT of songs abt this man. 9.5/10 Special mention for being the only one on this list to have a song he sang in, shoutout to Pipe feat XNDA
Pierre: he actually has a couple but some of them are weird as hell. Weirdly enough every one I've found is in English, maybe because Gasly is really easy to rhyme in English? not sure. 7/10. Special mention to Pierre Gasly by FeldaLeaf, featuring the classic line "Pierre Gasly driving the Tauri, bitch I'm the alpha I got people coming for me"
Lando: actually thought he'd have more but he only has a couple. One is a hype song and the other is his roller coaster one. Overall fun but not hits. 5/10 Special mention: Let's Go Lando! by Pitstop Boys
Valtteri: has quite a few which all have car noises and radio clips and are pretty heavy/hard rock. These feel like they maybe came from the Mercedes era because they're just generally full of rage but i kind of love that for him. 7.6/10 Special Mention: Bottas by Arcangel, which is only slightly about him but is heavy as hell
Fernando: please just go listen to El Nano by Melendi, this is the happiest fucking song ive ever heard in my entire life. It's from the Renault era and it sounds so 2000s and i had to translate the lyrics but theyre SO cute. when he gets in his renault? Magic alonso!!!!! <33333 he honestly has the best music so im giving him 15/10 hands down but please know its mainly because of El Nano
anyone who was not listed isn't on here because I found no songs named after them, very sorry (parody songs written from the perspective of certain drivers not included). Takeaways from this exercise: there is a lot of bad self-produced rap on spotify, some of it is pretty good, and in general people are writing music about this sport like its the fuckin Iliad or something which I think rules. In conclusion, thank you for reading and please stream El Nano
#long post#max verstappen#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#sergio perez#pierre gasly#lando norris#valtteri bottas#fernando alonso#thought there would be more for george especially but it might take a year or two longer
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8 18 33 :)
8. Is there an artist or song that you like, despite being of a genre you don't usually like?
im a professional nu metal hater but i fucking love system of a down
18. A song or album from the 90s
slave to the grind by skid row n detonator by ratt r both rly good :)
33. Your favorite artist from your city/state/country?
rock city angels is from fl so probably them but photophobia's from my city n they have an ep on spotify that FUCKS. still mad i couldnt be at to their last show but thats life rip 💔
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if you have a lighter, what color is it?
pepsi box blue or cheetos bag orange?
do you like pasta?
how often are you on tumblr?
are you only doing this because you’re bored?
what blogs do you mostly interact with?
can you swim?
have you had water today?
which do you prefer, cotton candy or funnel cake?
have you ever [insert question]?
bass or drums?
favorite tv commercial?
can we be friends?
do you admire the clouds and color of the sky?
what’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to you?
a netflix series that’s your favorite?
an earliest obsession you remember?
do you play video games?
zombies or vampires?
have you listened to [insert musician/band]?
your first celebrity crush?
do you have a collection of cool rocks?
five words that describe you?
what have you learned about yourself?
can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
do you believe in aliens?
books or films?
an unusual song that’s your favorite?
the last thing you ate?
do you have a favorite [insert question]?
have you gotten bit by a dog?
do you write better with a pen or a pencil?
a song that gets stuck in your head?
when you hear “ peace ” what do you think of?
a school subject your good with?
how many alarms do you have set?
do you shop at thrift stores?
what’s the meaning behind your url?
is there wise words you live by?
what’s your favorite [insert question]?
you gotta have a favorite beatles song, what is it?
earphones or a speaker?
what do you remember from your childhood?
do you collect anything?
favorite tea?
a christmas song you secretly like?
book stores or record stores?
how weird were these questions?
what scents do you like?
is there [insert question]?
-i dont rlly use lighters but i do use molotov :] my fav is the green one
-cheetos bag orange
-pastaaaa <33
-first place i go to when open my phone, its my comfort place yk,,,
-mybe,,,
-probably a/im-going-to-hornyjail or pepperpep
-mybe
-yes
-cotton candy
-[insert amswer]
-drum
-the cafe commercial where the man (coffe) and the woman (milk) walk to eachother and blend together. Very bigender xoded
-yes
-yeah
-hmmmmmmmmm too much cant rember
-i dont have netflix
-undertale
-yes
-vampie
-[insert yes or no answer]
-i dont have any celeb crish
-*wink*
-silly loyal power-hungry nostalgic bittersweet
-idk
-mybe probably wont stay long tho
-*ring @salachy * r u an alien :0
-book
-messages from the stars by the rah band, god is calling me back home by king gizzard and the lizard wizard and to my enemies by saint motel
-rice
-[insert answer w fav thing]
-naw B]
-it doesnt matter itll still look likr chicken scratcj :'D
-dumb dumb- mazie
-the fruit
- art mybe
-i woke up whenever so no alarm
-yeah i would
-wouldnt u like to know weather boy? (Fuck around and find out)
-"the entire point of my life is to be silly kind and rlly weird btw"
-[answer]
-strawberry fields forever
-earphone
-yeah :D
-plastic bag and straws
-winter melon tea
-humbug by owl city
-bookstore
-theyre kinda weird
-lavender or those scent that remind me of a memory
-[insert the answer here]
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ok here's my favourite pokemon. it should be complete bc I looked very throroughly through my book :] sorry it took so long, hope it's good!
Marshtomp
Swampert
Mudkip
Aron & Lairon & Aggron
Araquanid
Rotom
Incineroar
Galvantula
Quagsire
Froslass
Flygon
Porygon(2)
Ditto
Wooper
Wobbuffet
Relicanth
Reuniclus
Mudkip is my fave starter from Hoenn she's literally perfect though I don't care too much for swampert it just doesn't read as a mudskipper anymore.
Aron and Lairon are beautiful little bugs and I like Aggron cause I like pokemon that look like kaiju.
Araquanid is a little out of my realm cause I stopped paying very much attention to Pokemon after Unova but it is cute and I definitely agree that it's far superior to Dewpider.
Rotom is a perv soo that's pretty cool and also michaelwave
Incineroar I really prefer the rest of its family I don't really like big macho characters unless they're really funny about it (like another buff pokemon Buzzwole or real life pro wrestling)
Galvantula is awesome and I love just how fuzzy it is, I know I would be so so scared of it irl but in the pokemon world im not sure if i would even have arachnaphobia. Hey. Do you think people in the pokemon world get pokephobia. How the fuck do they live with that it's like being afraid of breathing air.
Quagsire/wooper is BABY BOY and clodsire is my fuckingprecious
Froslass is really pretty and I kinda wish I could cosplay her, though I also wish that there were male froslass!
Flygon is like in my mind right now I have been obsessed with flygon for the past like two weeks because that pokemon carried me through almost my entire White 2 playthrough like from Nimbasa to post-game I used almost exclusively Flygon, really good stats and levitate is nice but the real killer was the diversity of move types that I was able to get and stick with. Its name is ANT.
Porygon2 is a rubber ducky and I like rubber ducky but i don't have strong feelings about this one, i think having a real rubber ducky in the shape of porygon2 would be really cute though
I like Ditto. :)
Wobbuffet is a really old favourite of mine cause I liked Jessie's wobbuffet in the anime as a kid
Relicanth is AWESOME and i love it and the fish its based on cause I love the way it combines the real fish and the *legend* of the fish, like, same goes for the fish too, its literally a modern legend. I wish relicanth was actually a mythical or legendary pokemon.
Reuniclus kinda sticks out in my head a lot because not too long ago my friends were asking me if i would fuck the solosis family and I said yeah. I've never used them cause I don't prioritise psychic types in my party but they are a really fun concept.
Very solid picks this belies really good taste in Pokemon but lets look at the stats
Water: 4
Ground: 3
Rock: 2
Bug: 2
Electric: 2
Ghost: 2
Normal: 2
Psychic: 2
Steel: 1
Fire: 1
Dark: 1
Ice: 1
Dragon: 1
You have a favourite in 13/18 or 72% of all types (except ???) and a slight proclivity towards water and ground type pokemon.
Now let's look at stat totals, as of generation 9.
They're in here in alphabetical order.
THE BIG GIRL TABLE
Highest HP: Wobbuffet at 190
Highest ATK: Incineroar at 115
Highest DEF: Aggron at 180
Highest Sp.ATK: Reuniclus at 125
Highest Sp.DEF: Araquanid at 132
Highest SPD: Froslass at 110
Highest total: Wobbuffet at 405
Highest average: Swampert at 89.17
THE BABY PISS PANTS TABLE
Lowest HP: Ditto at 48
Lowest ATK: Wobbuffet at 33
Lowest DEF: Wooper at 45
Lowest Sp.ATK: Wooper at 25
Lowest Sp.DEF: Wooper at 25
Lowest SPD: Wooper at 15
Lowest total: Wooper at 210
Lowest average: Wooper at 35
So what have we learned here? WOOPER SUCKS.
I looked online and the average stats over ALL POKEMON as of gen 7 was
Wooper is actually the 21st lowest average stats. Swampert isn't the greatest but it's pretty damn up there.
FYCJJ !!!!!!!!!!!!1 THE DOWNFALL OF WOPER
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Even more Tears of the Kingdom thoughts (SPOILERS)
I cant figure out how long after Calamity this game is set. It's got to be at least some years, everyone else has changed but Link and Zelda
Link and Zelda have lived this time together in Link's house in Hateno <<33
Their Well holds Zelda's secret room
Also yes every well in this game has something so my favorite thing rn is just jumping into wells
Zelda had a school built to Hateno because she loves kids
I hate how so many people in this game who should know who Link is dont know him
You mean to tell Ive been living in Hateno for years and no one recognises me
Zelda is still referred to as princess which implies she hasnt allowed herself to be crowned queen
Ive spent like three hours just strolling in Hateno
I did get the camera and my enjoyment of the game has increased tenfold
HATENO TECH LAB HAS A RUINED GUARDIAN I REPEAT HATENO HAS A GUARDIAN REMAIN
Im so excited I missed seeing these everywhere
Purah's room has drawings of them and the divine beasts
You can just pick up the koroks who need to be reunited w their friends with ultrahand and carry them wherever they want to go. They also roll down hills
Me @ the forbidden ruins in Kakariko: "Let me in, let me innnn"
SIDON HAS A FIANCE
IM SO DISTRAUGHT
THEY SAW US SHIP LINK AND SIDON AND WENT "none of that here is his gf"
HUDSON HAS A DAUGHTER <<33
This game has cheese. I can die happy now
I am taking the elevator up every time I see a falling rock
Went to Akkala Citadel Ruins. Was looking at the views. SUDDENLY EVERYTHING GOES RED AND HANDS ARE CHASING ME WHAT THE FUCK
The way they dont let my boy have his long hair out on any fits is criminal. Could have tweaked the armor sets that much
Why is Zelda appearing everywhere and being an evil menace??? Zelda tf is going on w you?? Arent you supposed to be in the past
They looked at me, specifically, loving side quests more than my life and going "we have to give them more" and this is a good day
There's a golden horse???
Also I heard Yunobo is a dick in this??? Not my boy :(
I go to the Zora tower and there is a man nearly dead
ALSO OH MY GOD WHY DID ZELDA ATTACK KING DOREPHAN
Man was dying (Lets hope this doesnt age poorly because I dont think I could handle it)
So its been like five years at least since BOTW ended and like. Why does no one remember me and also where did all these new people come from that didnt exist here couple years ago?? Where were yall?? Having tea??
Kilton has a little brother <3
I should get back to the "first" main questline as in the Rito are dying in a blizzard but there's pretty flowers and mayoral elections
Did I already mention they did not nerf bows? They didnt and I love that, archers for life
Also I lost Hestu again and I need more inventory
I am afraid to venture into the Korok Forest
Stables are so fun. You get points from first visit, staying the night, registering horses etc AND THEY GIVE YOU REWARDS
I got the Traveler's Gear for General (my baby boy horse)
I found Big Horse and named him Babylon
Also saved this one guy stuck in a cave
Starting to get to a point where enemies drop 15-30 fuse power parts and life is getting easier
Ive activated like 20 shrines since I last did a bunch. I havent done them because what if I have to build vehicles (bad)
I miss cryonis
Havent done much in the sky tbh
I want my champions tunic. I however dont feel like going to the castle
Where the fuck is Ganondorf
I could always see him in BOTW I dont like this
I am kind of disappointed they didnt change the looks of old armor sets. HOWEVER. Cece's hat is all Im going to say. I wonder if I can wear that to Gerudo town
Im still a one shot to so many things
The Zora are dying (their water is turning into mud)
Gorons have malice pink eyes so dont trust theyre doing too well either
Barbarian armor fits so well with Link's messy long hair
Im still kind of shocked that the sheikah tech is just gone
How do I get into Hateno tech lab
Some of yall are actually building vehicles? Im avoiding that like the plague
Still salty about Sidon
I get taken for a little while and he gets engaged
His fiance did refer to Sidon as "my best friend"
The quote went "Im Prince Sidon's... oh forgive me. I am your best friend's fiancee"
She us cute but still
ALSO THEY MOVED MIPHA'S STATUE TO THE TOP OF PLOYMUS MOUNTAIN
THE ZORA'S DOMAIN STATUE IS NOW OF LINK AND SIDON
Why cant I marry him
Sidon carries Mipha's trident now (sobs)
When you meet him he goes "Its good to see you my friend" so happily
"By the way... I hope you know that I am truly happy to see you again after such a long time apart, my dearest friend"
I sobbed
He loves us so much
Just go visit him
Sidon wont marry me and Sonia and Rauru are married, cant a man find some love in Hyrule
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