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#if you say ''must be nice having money to waste'' all that does is remind me how much better off we are now than we were a few years back
thethingything · 1 year
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btw for everyone wondering why we're getting anon hate, I blazed the "we verified your boyfriend" post and people are mad at me for spending my own money on checkmarks and blazing a post.
so far someone's said they hope I shit myself in a job interview, and someone else is mad at me for spending the money instead of donating it, even though I do that too but I just don't blaze posts about it.
I'm not upset about any of this, I just think it's funny that people are mad enough about a harmless joke to take time out of their day to let me know
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cinnamonest · 22 days
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May I present to you... innocent playgirl reader x modern au incel scara??
Like reader is just a sweet gal that thinks this boy who she's in a project with is pretty and despite his weird and creepy behaviour, it's a good thing she's trying to make a move, because y'know! it's actually women's fault that men get so frustrated and depressed since they never give the short guys a chance! Only go for the top 1% and all that.
Unfortunately after scara naps her, noncons the absolute, living daylights out of her, and continues to terrorize her ass does she realize that being nice and sweet to the degenerate, sexist incel in hopes of fixing him wasn't the brightest idea 😔
(If you can't tell I love the idea of kind n sweet MC who doesn't know any better getting her shit wrecked for no good reason because incel scara is just that much of an asshole)
Ohhhh my God bless you for this
Precisely, it’s so unfair. It’s just extra inches of leg bone, it means nothing. And yet day in, day out, the oppressed class (sub-6-foot males) have to deal with unjust discrimination. All because you have the most superficial desires and can’t compromise on such a silly thing. No, you’d rather whore around with some guy that will just use you and cheat on you because your dumb girl brain seeks that out like every other. And in spite of being smarter and better than the neanderthals you choose to date, which should entitle him to pussy, he’s left with nothing but porn and his hand. The world is an unjust place.
He’s pessimistic as all hell, so he can’t take any kindness or attempts at getting closer from you at face value, there has to be an ulterior motive.
You’re only pleasant to him when you talk to him because you want something. You probably expect him to do work for you, or help you cheat on tests for you or fork over money. You think he’s the sort of loser that will salivate over any girl that gives him a shred of attention, don’t you. That he’ll run himself ragged doing whatever for you just to get your approval. Well. You’re not going to get that.
It goes along with this greater idea of you he’s crafted in his head, one that fits a similarly pessimistic image. It doesn’t matter how “innocent” you are, literally anything you say or do, he’s projecting this stereotype of a secretly not-so-innocent, ultra-promiscuous college girl onto you and using it as both justification for his disdain and as a means of rationalize not leaping at this rare chance for female interaction — it’s not that he’s too afraid of rejection, it’s just that he knows that talking to you is a waste of time anyway, you undoubtedly have guys lined up you're fucking on a regular basis.
Besides, even if he tried, you’re far too dull-brained, so any conversations you’re capable of aren’t going to be stimulating anyway. You’re in college, of course you’ve spent all this time racking up a body count because God knows girls only use college as a means to get dicked all the time, they don’t actually care for academics in any way.
And poor you, you're completely oblivious to his bitter seething. You just think he's just quiet. And surely he doesn’t come off as rude and cold on purpose, no, you tell yourself that he probably just is one of those guys that is naturally like that, it’s not malicious.
But then you have to start going out of your way to be actively nice. Trying to make conversation and say nice things — you must think he’s stupid, that he doesn’t know that it’s actually just fake niceness so you can lure him in and get him to say something you can then mock him for in that faux-sweet tone of yours. In the exact opposite of your assumptions on him, he assumes malice in everything you do and say. He won’t give you the satisfaction of giving you leverage, so, he stays quiet, gives you one-word answers and shrugs.
What plans do you have for the weekend?, you say, in your attempts to make conversation. Ugh.
Not only are you trying to jab at him by reminding him that he has no plans other than staying inside and wallowing, but clearly you do have plans, undoubtedly ones that end with you stumbling home in a walk-of-shame on a Sunday morning.
And the nicer you get, the more you irritate him. What makes you think you can just be like that? All smiley and sunshine-like, and for what? To mock him? Acting innocent and sweet as if you don't know what kind of power you inherently hold just by having a hole between your legs, as if you're not actively abusing that power when you're clearly trying to get him to be attracted to you.
Each and every class period, he ends up so infuriated by the few words you exchange that the only way he can even stay sane is by immediately going back to his apartment after class and releasing all the pent up frustrations via exceptionally violent porn. He's got a few specifics pages bookmarked now, girls that look just like you getting slapped around and choked and manhandled and skull-fucked and gaped… but it's just not satisfying enough, there's still this lingering irritation, a skin-crawling malice that won't go away.
It's not good enough to imagine. If anything, the post-orgasmic clarity just makes the whole thing feel pathetic — it's not really you, you get to be all happy and safe and sound when it should be you, you should be the one being brutalized and put in your place, you deserve it for being so damn nice. So pleasant and upbeat and kind and what gives you the right?
In the end, once the burning fury becomes too much and no one else is going to do it, the only option is to take matters into his own hands…
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dinums · 2 months
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Secrets and Broken Hearts
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Chapter 3
Thomas Shelby x (Writer) Reader
Ms. Bennett is a peculiar woman whose motives are always unclear, though, of course, she alone has grace this knowledge upon herself and none of anyone she knows. What happens when an inspector and his spy come to town? Shall she make due and quench her curiosity or finally learn to back down? Who knows, maybe at the end, she'll compromise. A conflicted woman will always be a surprise. You can trust that. It's Ms. Bennett afterall
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Ms. Bennet's P.O.V.
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"This is pointless as it is stupid." I mumbled to myself. Tossing and turning on my shared bed with William. If a national treasure really did get stolen, what treasure would it be?
Minerals? Gold? Jewellery? Some ornaments from the royal family? Placing my arm to cover my face, I groaned in frustration. Surely, these factors I laid out won't be considered. After all, all these can easily be replaced or would have no effect to be a threat to this very constitution. Treasure.
"What's a treasure besides Gold that once in the hands of others you would crumble..." I thought deeply, a world run by men surely limited me to a few other factors.
"My guess is, it's either illegal documents, ledger, guns, some proof blackmailing Churchill himself." Talking to myself aloud, I rolled on my stomach. My face buried in the pillows as I screamed internally.
"Thomas Shelby and Freddie Thorne, one of them might know a thing or two." As if hit with adrenaline, something clicked in my brain, I sat up and thought more clearly.
"Freddie either did or did not know what the national treasure is, nor who stole it. If he knew, he wouldn't have said those words to Thomas... but if he did, was it to catch Thomas with a bluff? What does bluffing get him? Anyway, he knew even if Thomas knew something, he wouldn't tell Freddie... meaning that rules out the second probability"
My thoughts turned to Thomas earlier, I decided that he would be the one I would use as lead.
"How in the world am I to get close to a mobster?" Without realising it, I started to bite my lip while my nails made their way to claw on my thigh. Once I tasted blood, I stopped and lied back down.
The Shelby's were people I was acquainted with, much like half the people in Small Heath. Jon Shelby and I were classmates. He and his brothers would cause mischief here and there before. I then remembered the time they would encourage cigarettes and alcohol to the students in school. That made me laugh, I remember Jon giving me a handful, which caused Arthur to smack him in the head, saying , "Oi! Yer only supposed to give em one of each! Then, after the second time, you rip their money off! It's what Tommy said!" Turns out it was a money laundering little scheme which got me a bit close to the two Shelby brothers. After that, they treated me nicely, Thomas, on the other hand... well, he was just there. Nothing more, nothing less. At least I can speak a bit freely than others would.
"Maybe I can use this closeness with Jon and Arthur to get close to Thomas..."
Looking up at the ceiling, I blinked a few times. If only I knew no bounds, then maybe, maybe I wouldn't want to stick my nose up in other peoples business.
"Morris Dawn"
My penname, a reminder of my other life. I had to write about something soon. If I were to investigate and yet not publish this, what good does it make? I'm risking my life and earning nothing. Must I be damned to be a curious writer by heart? I cursed myself under my breath.
Looking over my side, I see that night has already come. William isn't home yet.
"Make up your mind. You're wasting time." I groaned, talking to myself once more. Standing up, I walked towards the vanity, formulating every plan for every possible outcome already.
By the time William came home, I lay in bed, asleep. Brain fried. Odds and probabilities everywhere.
"Oh, love..." William chuckled, undressing himself down to only his trousers before making his way to bed and underneath the covers.
When I woke up, I was alone in bed. A note to my right that read:
"I had to go to the shop early today, made breakfast for you. Just the way you like it"
-William
I smiled at the note before making my way to freshen up and get ready for the day. Later that morning, I went and ran errands. Going to my usual go-to bakery, i smiled at the familiar woman handling the register.
"Oh, Ms. Bennett! What a lovely surprise"
"Hello, Mrs. Fer. How are you?"
I asked, as then she answered me. We go about our conversation as I picked out some bread and pastries from the older woman.
"Oh? By the way, Ms. Bennett"
"Mhm? What is it? Anything wrong? Maybe I can help, " I said kindly, the bag of food around my arm.
"I heard there's an inspector in town. He came last night... Best be careful, Ms. Bennett. My husband told me to stay quiet about this, but I just worry for you. Thought I ought to let you know that you're like the daughter we never had after all..."
My heart swelled with love for the older woman, reaching out to squeeze her hand to comfort her, I decided to ask more for purposes, of course.
"But Mrs. Fer, what about the inspector? Surely he wouldn't harm innocent people here, right?" The older woman only shook her head and sighed.
"My dear, you're far too nice for this town. Why not move away to somewhere safer with your lover? Get married, have a peaceful life -"
"And leave you behind? I'd rather not Mrs. Fer, I've come to love the people in this town enough to stay." I interrupted her, which made her frown deepen. I only shook my head and gave a soft smile. It was the truth, after all.
"The inspector called for a meeting, all the policemen and some new lackeys. Told my husband and the others that he would be cleaning this town up. Dear, a man like that -" She stopped herself and cupped both of my cheeks before continuing, "a man like that will stop at nothing, so it's best to keep safe, aye?"
I nodded as she released her hands from my face. Bidding goodbye, I walked out of the bakery with my freshly baked goods and onto my next errand. Mrs. Fer, an old lady married to a policeman sure does have its perks, added points that she's quite fond of me as I with her.
Though I did feel guilty using these people, masking and hiding beyond a facade of a sweet young lady. I stopped in my tracks before shaking my head, trying to get physically rid of these thoughts.
"Remember, if what you're doing is for their good... a little harm here and there wouldn't hurt, besides... it isn't like they know any of it"
The day went by smoothly, and I finally had something to work with. From the bakery I found out of the inspector, from the butcher I heard some men talking about what they knew of the said inspector whilst the women talked about someone trying to find the identity of the mysterious Author, Morris Dawn which in turn made me gulped, I had to be careful. lastly, from William's shop, I found out how there had been people, mostly wives gone missing. Feeling lucky, I put the things I bought inside the flat, there had been new things to investigate, so many things to know, getting a few breads I bought before putting them inside a basket. I decided to go to the Garisson, to at least visit Harry, I forgot that I hadn't had the chance to pay for my drink last time, hence the bread.
Walking down the familiar path down Watery Lane, I think of the words to say when suddenly, someone harshly bumped into me. My focus on the bread as I tried to save them, but alas, only one was left safe.
"There goes my luck then... shouldn't have spoken too soon..."
"You're luck, eh?" A familiar gruff voice said, whipping my head from the bread on the ground towards the person. My eyes locked into those blue crystallike eyes of him.
"Yes, my luck. Mr. Shelby. This was for Harry, I ought to give him an apology for not being able to pay for my drink-" realising I was giving out too much of my thoughts to a man who wo t even care, I shut my mouth, blinking a few times, what am I doing.
After an awkward silence, I stepped out of his way, noticing the alchohol bottle he was holding, knowing better than to ask him to pay for the soiled bread. Going inside the pub without another word, I walked to the bar. To my surprise, a young, beautiful, blonde woman came into view, working at the bar, pouring drinks instead of Harry.
"Oh- hello, you are -?" I asked kindly, though it was overshadowed by my surprise and confusion.
"Grace, Grace Burgees. I'm the new Barmaid," She explained, an Irish accent to her. I nodded and smiled.
"Do you know where Harry is? I ought to give him some bread..."
Just in time, Harry came I to view, to my relief. I explained to him why i only had one loaf of bread rather than more. Nonetheless, he accepted it with gratitude. When I gave him money for the drink, though, that was the time he refused. I shook my head and accepted defeat, still talking to Harry as Grace was on the side.
"I'm really sorry to give you a half-hearted apology, Harry. If only I'd look in the way Mr. Shelby -" I was cut off by Harry reassuring me once more that it was fine. After a bit, Grace looked at me, I gave her my name, which she responded with a smile. We talked for a bit, she told me which town she lived in back in Ireland, how life was like there while I told her how I lived my life here in Birmingham, saying words enough to satisfy her curiosity but not enough to give anything away.
"I better get going then. Next time I visit, I'll bring you some bread too!" I said, smiling at her before leaving the bar. She smiled and waved me goodbye.
A woman from the same town as the inspector, someone who came to Small Heath the same time the inspector did. It didn't take much to put two and two together, though that just means they'd do the job for me, correct?
"Maybe I don't have to investigate anything after all..."
Putting this 'treasure' to the side, I went to go look for any leads, common things between these missing wives. If I moved too slowly, either this incompetent policemen would forget about this or have more people killed than needed.
Putting myself with the burden of such heroic secrecy, I walked down Watery Lane. Knocking on the door of one of the husbands of a missing wife.
"Ms. Bennett?" The man asked, surprise he knew who I was.
"Oh- you know who I am?" The man only gave what little smile he could before explaining himself.
"There aren't many people helping around for the good besides that, Pastor." He said, shaking his head.
After a bit of small talk he led me inside, I told him that I wanted to help babysit for their son whilst the coppers try and find his wife since it was well known how he wasn't doing well takinh care of the little critter, that was a mere alibi of course. Though it felt nice to help, my motives were clear to me as the night sky. I am no saint, a mere sham. A lie and a lie I will always become. If a false Saint will be able to keep everyone I could help safe, I'd gladly be one.
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devilmayfamily · 2 years
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School vs DMC Boys
Summary: Because the fall school season is closing in and some of you may have already moved into your college/university dorms, I present to you all, the DMC boys vs you having to leave for school
Dante
"You have to leave?!", Dante whines. "You leave all the time Dante", you reply. "For like, a few days", Dante counters.
He'd rather have you home and will fight with you about it until the day you go
Helps you pack even if it means your a step closer to going
"You can always come visit", you say. "Dont give me that kind of permission", Dante replies.
Actually. Dont. Mans will be there every day to check on you until someone or yourself tell him he has to stop and leave
Has tried to bargain with you
"How about we live together in (enter where your college is). We can get an apartment or do couples housing", Dante says. "Dante, you barely have enough money to pay rent here. Besides, couple housing is for married couples", you reply. Dante:*slowly gets on one knee* "DONT!"
Seeing you get into the van all packed up makes him proud and sad at the same time. He loves seeing you go after your dreams but hates he has to stay behind this time.
He pulls you in for one last hug. "Write me, call, anything", he says. "Was planning on it", you reply, hugging him just as tight as he was you. You give the devil hunter one last kiss before jumping into the van, Nico driving you off.
Vergil
"You have to leave? Yes, I suppose that makes sense"
He keeps it in how much he's going to miss you
Helps you pack, always double checking things
"You're sure you have everything?", Vergil asks. "Im sure babe", you reply.
Has secretly packed you a William Blake book so you having something that reminds you of him
And some tea because he knows if he doesn't you'll waste so much money on coffee
"You could come visit", you tell him. "Visit? That does sound nice"
He visits once a month, taking you out for lunch or just sitting and reading with you in the surrounding parks or libraries
No one messed with you before, but now no one really messes with you after seeing that cold Vergil stare
Right before you have to leave, Vergil pulls you aside to say his own goodbye
"I will miss you my dear", Vergil says. “I’m going to miss you too Verg", you reply. You pull Vergil into a hug, tears brimming in his eyes. He clears his throat, trying to get rid of them. "I suppose you must start heading out", Vergil says. You sadly nod, looking back at the van. You give Vergil a kiss, running into the van before you cry in front of him.
"Crying Verg?", Dante asks. "No, just dust", Vergil replies, wiping at his eyes. Dante smiles, giving his brother a pat on the back. "You'll see them again"
Nero
"L-leave?"
He's like a kicked puppy like his uncle
Becomes super clingy in your last few days
"Nero, I have to pee" "But I only have these last few days to be by ur side!" "5 seconds Nero!!"
Sure it can be annoying but you wouldn't trade it for the world
He does come visit often but not as much as Dante would. Maybe once a week at least
Blue anthropomorphic wings has never scared college kids more in the their lives
"Nero you scared him", you chuckle. "He needed to get a run in today anyways"
On the day you have to leave, Nero is constantly going where you do; to the room, in the kitchen, on the couch, he's everywhere
After everyone has said goodbye to you, Nero pulls you in for a hug, blue wings also accounted for
"Im going to call every day", Nero says. "I know you will", you reply. "And we will have to talk for at least an hour", Nero adds. "And if we cant?", you ask. "We make up for it next time", he replied. You smile up at the goof. "I'll be back before you know it, dont worry", you say, ruffling Nero's hair. You both laugh as Nero attacks you in kisses before loading up into the van.
V
"Haha! You have to live in some crummy ol' dorm room!", Griffon squawked out. V held onto the birds beak, fighting the bird to shut up
Griffon is gonna make as many jokes as possible about you leaving. They wont cross any boundaries but they will make you roll your eyes at the bird
Shadow gives you extra loving on the coming days of you leaving
V is helping you pack (when you aren't laying under Shadow)
He packs you all kinds of tea when you're not looking
"Who's this in the picture y/n?", your roommate asks. "That's my boyfriend", you reply, smiling fondly at the photo sitting on your desk. You were able to get a photo of V just admiring the world around him.
You brought a few photos of V and you to have as decor. It didn't help that V was the first to sneak a photo in your suitcase
V comes by once a month to take you out and away from studying all the time. He understands it's important but so is your mental health (get some rest guys)
Everyone on campus is curious about your mysterious boyfriend but Griffon is good at keeping them in line
Speaking of Griffon, the bird can't not visit you
He jokes about you being away but he secretly misses you a lot too
He visits almost as much as Dante would
"Griffon, you can't be here", you scolded the bird. "Who said so? I'm just checking on you", he replied. "That's what you said yesterday", you reminded him. Griffon didn't answer, just snuggled up next to you.
Your poor roommate had to get accustomed to a giant bird coming in through the window almost every day very quickly.
On the day you had to go, all the familiars were out, hugging you and saying goodbye
Nightmare doesnt want to let you go but knows he has to
"Alright you three, they got to go", V says to his familiars. They whine but return to their master nonetheless. "We will miss you", V says, finally able to say his own goodbye. "I know you will", you reply. V pulls you in for a hug, one you know you'll miss. Reluctantly you let go of the man, getting one more kiss from him before jumping into the van. Griffon flies along side the van just to make sure you get there safe.
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teabutmakeitazure · 2 years
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Congrats on 300, you deserve it!! I really like your writing and I wanted to request Z - "Aren't you a strong one? Let's see how long you'll persist." with Dottore,
Feel free to ignore if motivation doesn't strike/you don't want to write it. I'll honestly eat any and all your content <3 Don't forget to hydrate yourself!!! And once again congrats :D
a/n: why would I ignore it >:( it's a nice prompt for a menacing man! Thanks for the reminder <3 I grabbed a glass of water right after reading that 🏃
>Yan! Dottore x Fem! Reader
Prompt: Z - Zinnia (endurance) "Aren't you a strong one? Let's see how long you'll persist."
Word count: ~0.8k
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Nature cannot be rivalled by humanity. No matter how much humans may try to mimic something or improve it, nature will always prevail. What was made in a mother’s belly cannot be inferior to what was hand-made, even if it was specially carved by the hands of a genius. Humans have limits, but blessings don’t. Those are the products of nature and thus a guarantee of excellence.
So why did you have to fall ill and spend the rest of your life on medication? High society of Snezhnaya has no shortage of mora, the main reason your parents weren’t worried. However, it proved to be useless because all the doctors from all over Teyvat had said the same thing.
“There’s nothing that can be done. Adequate rest and some risky, albeit strong, medicine should help keep her stable."
No one knew what was wrong with you, but the strange doctor with the bird-like mask did. He knew. It's probably because he caused it. You wouldn't be surprised if he managed to sneak something into your drink, like a poison or such, in the brief meeting you had with him at an opening party.
You sometimes find yourself thinking back to it. It all went downhill from there, with you ending up as a labrat and all. Who knew the daughter of a wealthy family of Snezhnayan high society could end up like this? Engaged to and imprisoned by the same man.
Money and ambition really is the deadliest combination in the world. To a man who possesses both, arrogance and insanity are permanently part of him.
"I told you to get up."
For people like you, defiance and stubbornness are the only means of survival. Even if it means being berated and insulted and hurt.
"Don't waste my time, my little labrat."
No movement from your side and he crouches down to your form, hair scattered about as you lay on the floor. Whatever he gave you under the pretence of water was definitely not water. Who knew he could make his concoctions tasteless? Maybe you should dare him for some poison.
A finger pokes your form and you realise that your tongue feels heavy. You can hardly move a muscle and it's taking a lot to even breathe. This sucks.
"Ah, it seems like I kept the dose too strong. My apologies." With no remorse, he just throws you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and moves you from your previous seat on the chair to the bed, lovingly tucking you in. With a pat to your cheek, he checks for consciousness again.
Surprisingly, your eyes shoot open and you send him the nastiest glare you could manage. Laughter bubbles from his throat as he mockingly cups your cheek, tongue licking his lips. You know where this is going. He’s going to play with you more, watch you suffer and then finally give you some medicine. It’s aggravating and insulting and-
“Eviscerating me with your eyes? I must say, that is a bold move, not that you could get away with it if you did. How does it feel? The brief feeling of satisfaction that flows through you, flooding your senses, when you imagine me in a pool of my own blood? Splendid? Or does it make you feel guilty for being no better than me?”
“I’m not obliged to answer your bullshit.”
“Oh come on,” he whines, hand sliding down to your collarbone, “is that any way to talk to your betrothed?”
“Is this any way you treat your betrothed?”
“Why yes! All life is temporary. Why not have your fun while it lasts?”
He shifts, now completely on the bed. With a titter, his hand starts working on the buttons on your blouse but before he could far, you muster up all your strength and grab his wrist, jerking it away. This is a line you don’t want him to cross. He can torture you all he wants with whatever chemicals he mixes, but you will never let him violate you. Not when you can stop it.
The wrist you jerked away is casted looks of bewilderment and surprise as his head slowly turns to face you, infuriating smile widening.
“Aren’t you a strong one? Let’s see how long you’ll persist. That new concoction was supposed to keep your muscles relaxed for at least an hour, but look at you! Already somewhat immune to this one already.”
Sheets shuffle as he gets up, hastily heading for the door of your sad room. Ironically, he stops dead in his tracks when you mutter a ‘finally’, turning around to face your form on the bed.
“Don’t worry. I’ll be back soon with another drink.”
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cainluvr69 · 11 months
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"A Blade Dancing in the Starry Night" Cain SR Story -- Central and West's Biggest Flirts
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Cain: Hmm… This and this, and that, and…can you grab me the star-shaped candy in the back there?
Shopkeeper: Thanks for the business! If you're buyin' this much, you must have a lot of gifts to be giving, mister!
Cain: Ahaha, you're just that good at selling them to me. I'll leave the money here.
Rustica: Hello, Cain. You're carrying quite a lot, aren't you.
Cain: Hey, Rustica. Yeah, I think I might've overspent a bit… It's hard to help myself when I'm faced with quality goods and a nice shopkeeper, y'know?
Shopkeeper: Ahaha! You're pretty smooth, y'know that? Here, take this on the house. It's just for you, you big flirt.
Cain: Ahaha, that wasn't really what I was trying to do, but thanks… Wait, you're giving me all this?!
Shopkeeper: It's an expression of my feelings! That, and I bet giving my wares to a flirt like you will make for good advertisement.
Rustica: My, what a generous merchant! Good for you, Cain. Now your pile of gifts has turned into a mountain.
Cain: No, no, no! I already bought plenty of gifts, and I can't take all of these back to the manor too. I'm glad you feel that way, mister, but I'd feel terrible if any of this ended up going to waste. So…how about this. Can I just take this and…this along with me?
Rustica: Oh my, that's…
✦✧☾✧✦
Rustica: What an adorable decoration. It reminds me of a bridal veil with how delicately fluttery and white it is.
Cain: Right? That's why I want to give it to you and Chloe.
Rustica: Even though it was given to you? Are you sure?
Cain: I want to give it to the two of you. You're the stars of tonight's festival, after all. Chloe said you're a bit forgetful, so if you've got something like this on hand, it'll ensure you can remember this night as many times as you want.
Rustica: So that's why… Thank you, Cain. Chloe and I will treasure it. Not only are you so kind and openhearted, but even give such lovely gifts… Why, as the West's foremost flirt, I simply cannot let myself lose to you. By way of thanks, will you let me take you to tea? Please, let me treat you and your gentle heart to the best tea leaves and cookies I can offer.
Cain: Ahaha. You're a perfectly good flirt even without going that far. But hey, since you're offering. How about instead of tea and sweets, we go drinking together? You can bring Chloe too. Since it's a nighttime festival, we might as well enjoy ourselves the way only adults can.
Rustica: Adult… Fufu. My, I see.
Cain: Wh-why're you smiling like that…?
Rustica: Oh, don't you fret. Well then, shall we look for Chloe? So that we adults may enjoy this festival together.
A Story of an Unbelievable Love
Akira: I heard that you, Rustica, and Chloe all went drinking together the night of the Star Festival. What did you guys talk about?
Cain: Oh, yeah… We talked about a lot, but I guess the most exciting topic was romance.
Akira: Oh, love stories! Yes, the three of you do all seem to like those…
Cain: Ahaha! Well, I wouldn't say I hate them. Especially when the Western wizards start talking about it, because all the stories they've got are so wild. But more than anything else, they like the ones that are downright unbelievable. Whenever we start swapping stories, I'm always so startled, like, woah, are you for real?! That kinda thing.
Akira: Woah! Could you give me an example?
Cain: I think the most out-there one I've heard was about a beautiful maiden descending from the [Great Calamity] that drove men around the world wild with longing. Big money from all around tried to gain her favor with gifts and offerings, and even the country's king proposed to her. But the noble-minded maiden was unswayed, and rejected them all by saying that she'd only wed someone who could bring her a dragon's hidden treasure--
Akira: (…Hm? This story sounds like…) Erm… By any chance, does this story end with the maiden returning to the moon at the end?
Cain: It sure does! Did you already hear this story from them?
Akira: No, it's actually a fairytale from my world. If I think about it, I'm pretty sure I told it to the Western wizards once…
Cain: I see, so it's a story from your world! I did think it was kind of weird hearing a story made up about falling in love with a girl from the moon. But an unbelievable story like this can be born in a world that isn't under attack from the moon… It kind of feels weird to think about.
Akira: (It's amazing how an innocent little story from home can take on such a completely different meaning here… Well, that's Princess Kaguya for you…)
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oc rambling time owo
Anyway Eugene really is so genuine and earnest that sometimes he says the most romantic shit to Ophelia and has no idea until he see's her blushing and it's adorable cuz like they ofc take a bit to get together for real but Eugene is absolutely accidentally flirting with her all the time and it's not even really an accident he very much means what he says he just didn't mean to say it so openly
and you KNOW this shit annoys Sasha, I mean at first they find it very funny but after a few months of Ophelia being like "okay maaaaybe I like him but there's no way he likes me" they are banging their head against the wall like "Ophelia despite you eventually giving him permission to listen to your old music recordings he refused because he knows that makes you uncomfortable AND he said, and I quote, "already gets to hear the sound of your voice every day and that's more than enough" I'm pretty sure he's fucking in love with you"
like literally Eugene is out there being so bad at hiding his feelings saying shit like "The color of your hair reminds me of the ocean, I always catch myself looking at yo- I mean it, uh, your hair- haha a-anyway it's beautiful that's all" and "Sorry if I take too many pictures of you, I'll stop if you want...I just like to save things that are important to me" and "My favorite part of the morning is when you wake up. The apartment is more than fine! But it's rather...boring, when you're not around. I much prefer getting to share coffee and talk with you"
and Ophelia is like "idk man he's just being nice" and Sasha has to stop themselves from strangling her bcs she just doesn't get it she doesn't even notice how Eugene goes from being kind and pleasant to a fucking glowing blushing mess the second she's in his line of sight OR how he tries to always stand close to her and how he blushes a lot especially when she smiles and he looks like he's never seen something so beautiful when she laughs and he's always offering her his sweater SHE JUST THINKS THAT'S NORMAL bcs that's how he acts around her lmao she's never gonna get it
(And ofc Eugene is way too nice and has WAY too much deep seated self loathing to even CONSIDER that Ophelia might feel the same way despite the fact that if you know what to look for she is ALSO doing a massively shitty job at hiding her feelings lmao she's a quality time/acts of service/gifts bitch and she is going all out!! going with him to the library like every day, happily listening when he gives her the complete abridged history of ceramics or info dumps about seals or whatever else he's been reading about, her bangs are the ONLY thing saving her from it being 100% obvious that she too is always looking at him, buying him stuff she thinks he might like even though he tells her not to waste her money on him just bcs she can at least see how touched he is when she does(and he's never had the luxury of owning more than the clothes on his back and she Must Correct This), despite not being much of a morning person she starts waking up earlier and earlier just so she can talk with him over coffee and breakfast, and my girl may not have quite as many pics of him on her phone but she spends so much time looking at the ones she does have like she has it SO BAD)
but ofc neither of them realize the other likes them!! at least not normally, nah these repressed, dense bitches have the most dramatic confession ever bcs it basically takes a life or death situation for them to get their heads on straight and stop pretending they don't love each other so much it's disgusting
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Play Dates 3 - The Beer Garden, Part I
I'd hoped to be a little further ahead with this, but wanted to post before I went on holiday. So, that teaser I posted is still a teaser, part II arrives in just over a week!
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The bar manager - Kara - arrived with their beers, then suddenly looked up with the air of a hunting dog spotting a rabbit. She set the tray down sharply, then dashed outside to where two teenagers were pointing their phones at the bar window. No, she realised, they were pointing them through the window at where she and Ben were sitting. 
Amy could hear Kara’s voice through the glass, and Ben turned his head too, as the irate bar manager pointed at the two teenage boys, then at the window, then shouted: “What do you think this is, a zoo? You don’t go taking pictures of people without permission!”
“’Scuse me,” Ben murmured, then stood up quickly and followed her out. Amy, and a few of the nearest drinkers, watched as he made his way over to them and started chatting, Kara visibly calming down as it became apparent that they weren’t taking photos of Amy, and were just a bit starstruck. She came back in and headed back to Amy’s table.
“Sorry about that, I thought they were taking photos of you.”
“Cheers, Kara,” Amy replied, “but it’s okay.”
“You got yourself a footballer as well, then?” she teased, as Amy waved her own card at the card reader, blinking slightly at the total, but waving it off as the prices having changed without her realising.
“As well?”
Kara laughed. “You’re not the only ones on Insta, you know! I follow her as well. Nice pics she’s been posting of Ibiza, wish I could afford to take the wifey over there.” She winked and returned to the bar as Ben returned and sat down.
“That happen often?”
“Not that often,” Ben replied, “but sometimes.”
“Must be tough. Do you feel like you can’t go out without being spotted?”
He shook his head. “Depends where you are, sometimes, yes, but not everyone follows football. Also, Mase is the poster boy!” He grinned.
“He does look good on a poster, but it must be weird, having people staring at you that much. I’ve seen some of the things y/n has to manage,” Amy replied, thinking back to a conversation months ago in their flat. She’d been catching up on Game of Thrones whilst y/n frowned at her tablet and shook her head.
“Hey, what’s up?” Amy had asked eventually, seeing her friend’s expression. She was vaguely aware that Chelsea had lost a match earlier that day, but hadn’t given it much thought.
“Oh… it’s nothing,” y/n had replied, sighing “just that some people on Twitter are twats, you know?”
“Oh yeah,” Amy agreed, pressing pause and peering over her friend’s shoulder. “Ugh, that looks like a… gravestone?”
“Don’t look at it,” her friend said, scrolling past quickly. “Why do people do this shit?”
“Because some people are sad little twats,” Amy replied. “They probably sit in their bedrooms all day in their mum’s house, just wankering on.”
Y/n shook her head. “It’s just… this is horrible.”
“Don’t look at it, then,” Amy advised her, “doesn’t Mason have a PR team to take care of it?”
Her friend put the phone down. “He does, and he knows he shouldn’t take any notice, but I think they must all be aware of it. Maybe in the old days it wasn’t so bad, but these days… he has one bad game and it’s like suddenly everyone thinks he’s a waste of money, and it’s just 24 hours, wall-to-wall crap on social media.”
“Why would he pay any attention?” Amy pointed out.
“Because…” her friend paused. Amy nodded encouragingly. “It sounds a weird thing to say, but I think it does bother him. Maybe that’s why he acts like such a pain in the arse all the time.”
“Do you think that’s why he hangs out with The Dickheads?” ‘The Dickheads’ being the name the two of them had given to Mason’s crowd of assorted hangers-on. “They just tell him he’s great all the time?”
“Could be,” y/n shrugged rather bitterly, “or maybe he just can’t stand not hearing how brilliant he is 24/7.”
Back in the present, Ben frowned a little at the reminder of what was currently happening with y/n and his friend, or rather, not happening.
“She’s good at that,” he agreed, “but…” he stopped suddenly and took a big gulp of his beer.
“But what?”
“But… okay, maybe you can explain this. I get that she doesn’t like Morgan, but trust me, Mase does not give a shit about Morgan. All he did was walk her home and let her stay over when she was drunk and couldn’t get home. He did that for her, too, so… what’s the big deal?”
Amy actually agreed with him, but loyalty prevented her from openly saying so. Also… could Ben possibly understand what it was like to be on the outside of his world, peering in? He and Mason had doors opened everywhere for them, they were stars who Chelsea had paid millions of pounds for, where y/n was only in their world because she worked for Mason’s dad. And besides, Amy thought, it wasn’t like Ben would know what it was like to be in competition for someone you liked with someone else who was drop-dead stunning, and whatever else you could say about Morgan, she had everything, perfect face, perfect figure, perfect clothes. She looked the part of a girl who should date a famous footballer, and y/n…
Y/n also looked like that, Amy thought loyally, but how could you not be insecure when a girl who looked like Morgan came strolling out of the bedroom of the guy you thought was yours, big smile on her face, in front of his family and friends?
“It’s…” Amy started, then didn’t finish. It didn’t feel right to talk about y/n’s issues with Ben. Y/n’s ex had a lot to answer for.
Silence fell again, then Ben sighed, and rubbed his forehead. “Maybe it’ll be for the best when he moves on.”
Amy felt as though a trickle of ice water had just gone down her spine. “What do you mean? Is he… is there someone else?”
Ben shook his head slowly. “No, not right now. But… there’s always girls.”
“What?” Amy frowned incredulously at him. He looked puzzled, and she burst out before could stop herself. “’There’s always girls?´ Do you know how that sounds?”
“It sounds like ‘there’s more fish in the sea’,” Ben pointed out.
Amy bit her lip. She felt strongly that the two did not compare, but for the moment she could not quite find the words to explain why.
Ben stared at the table for a few seconds, then looked up. “Put it this way. When we go out, there’s always a Morgan. There’s always going to be another Morgan, and she’s not even the worst. They all know how much we earn, and some of them go after him like dogs after a bone. Sooner or later…” he let the sentence trail off.
The silence lingered. Yeah, that killed the conversation, Amy thought, taking a big swig of her beer.
The worst of it was, Ben had a point. He hadn’t actually said ‘“fuck the pain away” is a thing’, but… it really wasn’t hard to see Mason deciding that the best way to take his mind off his heartbreak was to have a meaningless fuck with any one of the various Morgans of the world, most of whom would happily attach themselves to him and do whatever he wanted, so long as he kept his wallet open and they could be seen out and about with him.
“What are you going to say to her?” Amy asked at last, and wondered whether, if Ben replied “pretty much what I’ve just said to you”, that would even be a bad thing. She wanted her friend to be happy, but this situation couldn’t go on. Not least, she thought with a worried frown, because how is it going to work if she can’t even be in the same room as Mason, and she works for his dad? “I just want to see if she’s alright,” Ben said, more gently than she’d expected. “After that… not really getting involved. It’s up to them to figure it out.”
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20 April 2023 Urthursday uh jueves 3:22 am pdt
incubus gave me very painful diarrhea several minutes ago. I think he really hates me. I don’t buy the husband stuff anymore. They keep making me think that all those guys: Scott, Nick carter, murdaugh? Spelling. He likes them more than me. And they all do what he says. Bow down to him. He uses me to save face to those who might not otherwise approve of the rape: young women, teens. Incubus please stop taking bone from me. Please... please please please please. Please. Why must I live tortured everyday? Stop making people born for doctors bottom line. Right butt pain 3:27 am pdt. People who know god yet have the audacity to say “want to save lives” biggest con/lie. Their dreams are to torture people. That’s their hearts desire. 3:28 am pdt am pdt
3:30 am pdt you will know (top lip pain) if you’ve been reading along every post. Garrido’s demon angels and his wife Nancy. Pharmacists and doctors and nurses. They all bow down to the same god. Incubus is NOT my god. Incubus = pestilence = Greek god of disease and cures. Same god, different alias/pen name. 3:32 am pdt
3:33 am pdt stop using me to pay someone’s bills. Decapitate me with your own hands. 3:33 am pdt
cnbc yanking my chain(?) = joking? Massive inflation and death and losses across the board in every way. Is it really (right hip pain bone 3:36 am pdt) I don’t know much but I’ve seen news articles all covid long. Is it really 99% and 1%? If 99% are regular people of course there’s RECESsION. 3:38 am pdt but yes please do elaborate Bcz I don’t know everything.😞😖😭😫😩😩 3:38 am pdt
1% does not need stimulus. 3:42 am pdt I don’t need music and movies to remind me of how unhappy I am. 3:43 am pdt
3:43 am pdt people who say it was wasteful to send stimulus. Don’t send to rich 🤑 people? I guess if you like everyone to be tortured Bcz you’re heartless sure say that I’m glad 😞 CNBC guy a minute ago said that on tv 📺 stimulus checks were wasteful. 😤🥵😤🥵😤😤🥵😤 you don’t need the sacrificial lamb 🐑 sitting on the thrown to start the apocalypse again from the beginning. Incubus made me move into address in 2018 with 79 and castle 🏰 in it with prince 👑 George as a cross street. Can’t get any clearer with that with my birthday 🎂 and relatives and all the other cross over in signs 🪧 that history will repeat 🔁. I can’t think straight. 3:49!am pdt decapitate please ! 3:49 am pdt
8:21 pmpdt minutes ago brain 🧠 skull 💀 acid pain. I left arm pain spine pain. Right eye 👁 pain. Times I have given stuff away including money 💰: car 🚗 rides: (spine pain) w/o repayment = 2. My saved allowance from dad (usually he gave equally if I got $ my sister usually got $. I gave $ for 2 middle school 🏫 yearbooks 2 my sister. I let her borrow my tshirts but told her if she got compliments she had to tell them it was mine. 8:27 pmpdt In middle school 🏫 I remember once I baked cookies 🍪 I said 2 for me 1 for you 😞 she got at least 3 cookies 🍪 probably. When I graduated 8th grade she was almost as tall as me. She grew to 5’4”. I think 💭 although I feel like she might have been taller (right hip joint pain 8:31 pmpdt minutes ago had severe tummy ache 8:32 pmpdt) I gave my still good twin mattress to my friend. I gave a very good nice futon couch 🛋 to my ex boyfriend when he became my boyfriend. I don’t remember asking for money 💰. It was given to us free from my mom’s friends who let us stay at their place in 2002 Bcz of something that happened to my mom. (acid pain skull 💀 left shin pain 8:36 am pdt) I m probably short from all the times I’ve been sick 🤒 (left hip bone 🦴 pain 8:37 pmpdt) I tried to give away my sister’s Barbie dolls to the next door 🚪 neighbor btwn 1996-2000. I think 💭 I was already in high school 🏫? It was immature I gave my sister’s instead of mine. I think 💭 she probably was not playing with it anymore... but I was still playing with mine? And my dad commented “you’re too old to be playing with Barbie dolls.” I think 💭 I was 14 years old. Does growing taller (acid brain 🧠 skull 💀 pain 8:42 pmpdt) means you are growing up 🆙? Taller = bigger brain 🧠? More mature? I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️. I was punched in the head during 8th grade year and then started having tendency to look 👀 down most of the time? I think 💭 I read autistic people do that? 8:46 pmpdt I still don’t know why I was punched. It was a surprise attack. 8:46 pmpdt 8:47 pmpdt
8:51 pmpdt my sister probably used all her allowance money 💰 when she hung out with friends? I usually stayed home 🏠 b4 sophomore year high school 🏫? She was always going to a friends house 🏠. 8:53 pmpdt I felt like I could not ask my mom if I could invite people over. I felt like we were treated differently. When ever I wanted something it was usually “not now!” But when my sister wants something it’s like “ok.” 8:55 pmpdt
8:56 pmpdt I had severe cramps 😖😭 acid throat pain while I was typing 💬 above. 8:57 pmpdt 8:58 pmpdt here’s a something I (spine pain 😖😭) that you might not expect from god. Acid brain 🧠 skull 💀 pain spine poking pain pulling pain 😖😭cramps ) when I was 4 years old I had a Mickey Mouse 🐭 plush toy 🧸. Cramps 9:01 pmpdt
10:19 pmpdt I am having a lot of cramps and diarrhea. When I was 9 years old I got confused about diarrhea. I ate cereal at my dads and I thought it was me and the cereal causing diarrhea. I don’t remember anymore when I figured out it wasn’t the cereal. Eczema I think I remember reading that it was considered like an autoimmune disease/disorder.
10:30 pmpdt (throat acid pain x3 in about last 10 minutes) I guess I read it during a time gene I wasn’t thorough about research/reading. I guess it isn’t? Although why would doctors so there is no cure? I don’t know. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 10:32 pmpdt
10:33 pmpdt I found stuff that cured it. Even though doctor said there is no cure. Which means doctor is not knowledgeable? Or is a liar? For money? 10:34 pmpdt a sell out? 10:34 pmpdt so if I extrapolate? What could I say then about garrido? And other head trauma patients? 10:35 pmpdt
10:41 pmpdt I think child rape is (acid mouth pain 10:42 pmpdt) demonic. But I guess god doesn’t think so. Which is why garrido was able to keep dugard for many years. Incubus god doesn’t think it demonic. Incubus parents divorced when he was 8 years old. 10:43 pmpdt
10:44 pmpdt moth acid pain butt acid pain. 1987 incubus was 8 years old. 1991 dugard was kidnapped. 10:45 pmpdt
10:50 pmpdt mouth not moth. I need to read more Jon benet RAMset stuff. 10:51 pmpdt
11:07 pmpdt my cousin did something to my aunt/her mom’s things that she denied. Something that could have been unforgivable if something happened to her (acid throat pain 11:08 pmpdt) it was a cellphone. If my aunt needed it (acid pain skull brain 11:09 pmpdt) she also cut the seatbelts in the back seat of her car and put her dirty shoes on the back of the driver/front seats. 11:11 pmpdt I advised her to find a hobby now (2015?) that she likes so she might make a career out of something she likes so that she’s not stuck in something she doesn’t like.she twisted my words to mean that she should make money now (2015) infront of my face seconds after I said it. 11:14 pmpdt acid skull pain. In gods world there’s karma for everything. There’s no clean slate like Sierra LaMar said, even if it wasn’t her mistake (acid pain brain 🧠💀mouth 11:16 pmpdt) it was her dads she was judged for it probably hence the small world and crickets. Her dad is still alive? He didn’t do much? But she’s gone? 11:18 pmpdt Bcz she’s half Japanese? Asian hate? 11:19 pmpdt the first 4 numbers of her case number is 1207 = Pearl Harbor. 11:19 pmpdt elephant in the room. 11:20 pmpdt Scott lived in Cupertino all his life? Friends with the cops. Loves history channel. And mentioned to me his birthday is same as Pearl Harbor. I’m half Asian. 11:21 pmpdt
11:22 pmpdt spine pain. 11:23 pmpdt I forget how old I was. Maybe I (right hand bone pain 11:24 pmpdt)
11:26 pmpdt 11:27 pmpdt Jon benet Ramsey case one site said that s*xual assault did happen. 11:28 pmpdt
11:31 pmpdt Jon benet Ramsey was 6 years old when she was murdered. I wrote some posts ago that I looked at a tall grown man in a swimming pool and swam beside him and smiled at him being a little too friendly. 11:33 pmpdt I don’t know why. I don’t know if he was secretly a s*x offender (right hip bone pain 11:34 pmpdt). Maybe I wasn’t his type? Maybe he wasn’t? Never met him b4 that or afterwards. 11:35 pmpdt after and b4 that I was shy. So why was I not shy to him in my swim suit in the pool? 11:36 pmpdt (throat acid pain 11:36 pmpdt) when I was 4 years old... incubus with his magic 🪄🧜‍♀️ (Acid pain skull 11:37 pmpdt) tickled my vag repeatedly. And he did it for years. 11:38 pmpdt and when I was in middle school I became very h*rny from that point forward. 11:39 pmpdt
11:48 11:49 pmpdt I guess nothing I write or say matters. Bcz men are excused for child rape, too. Bcz all men are like that???? My dad never touched me like that. 11:50 pmpdt I don’t think my dad was like that. Why are other men like that? Who is it usually? Is it normal? Is it only something that happened Bcz god wanted it to happen? Child rape is bizarre to me. But it happened. So I have to consider that it actually might be naturally occurring. On tv some guys are portrayed as players who try to sleep with as many women as possible. It’s as if they’re trying to find out how many holes they can fit it into. Acid pain skull 11:55 pmpdt spine pain x many 😖😭. What is natural for children? When you’re 4 years old? Is it abnormal to approach any man you don’t know only Bcz he is good looking and wanting to be friendly? 11:57 pmpdt
11:59 pmpdt when I was ≈11 years old I thought Brian of Backstreet Boys was cute. I heard some girls thought Nick carter was cute. Was incubus grooming girls from age 4 going forward for rape? 12:01 am pdt tickled vags. 12:01 am pdt
12:02 am pdt acid stomach pain. Left eye acid pain 12:03 am pdt throat acid pain tooth pain. We already know garrido premeditated it. He anticipated kidnapping dugard. He was prepared. And officers allowed him to keep dugard for years. So did the doctors Bcz they released him repeatedly after each offense even after he raped the 14 year old . Does no one see anything wrong with this? A god who helps out guys like this? 12:06 am pdt what can we suspect then about guys like Nick carter Et al? 11 year olds thinking Nick carter is cute? 12:07 am pdt when you sell your soul to the devil, what do you get in the end? Guilty by association? 12:08 am pdt
12:14 am pdt student of the week letters from elementary school, and every yearbook from school people wrote you’re quiet. Quiet girls leave you empty like coffee. But quiet girls don’t have many friends. Desolation. Easy targets for rape? I need to think about that. 12:16 am pdt do balls become empty after ejaculation? I think I read some where they do. 12:17 am pdt
12:47 am pdt I don’t know why but I smelled a hint of marijuana??? Was it?? And gasoline fumes. One after the other. 😞😖😭😤🥵 incubus why are you making me smell 👃 those things in the bathroom 🚽 weird. I guess Bcz I don’t have a window 🪟 in the bathroom 🚽 it’s way inside so I don’t have a choice but to smell 👃 it. 12:49 am pdt 12:50 am pdt. Child rape is heinous to me. Maybe 🤔 not to incubus Bcz he can’t relate? 😞😖😭😤🥵 12:51 am pdt acid mouth 👄 pain anus pain sharp I hope I don’t poop 💩 in my pants 👖 12:51 am pdt
12:52 am pdt I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ if I’m nice 👍😞
1:06 am pdt incubus demonstrated he can control my thoughts 💭. Which can become actions. (Bone 🦴pain left eyebrow 1:08 am pdt 😤🥵😤🥵😤🥵😤😖😭 upper 😖😭 tummy ache arm pain hot exhaling hot air. 1:09 am pdt I’m not perfect but could I at least get some brownie points for this effort?????? 1:09 am pdt left hip bone 🦴 pain 1:10 am pdt like I don’t know a reward like to keep my bones ???????
2:32 am pdt searching my memory for clues. I told a coworker in 2009 or 2010 that I (thought? I) got diarrhea (pain right foot 🦶 pain 2:33 am pdt) from Raisin Bran cereal 🥣. And she replied “maybe it worked too well.” 2:34 am pdt cramps 😞😖😭😱
3:01 am pdt I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ what I really am (acid throat pain) Bcz god is (right hip bone pain 😖😭) really skilled at. Changing my feelings and memory. It feels like I should not believe great 👍 things about myself. 3:03 am pdt 😞🥵 started warming up 🆙 my back. I think 💭 it is very cruel to do this to women. Men seem to have it far better than women do for a very long time. I think 💭 that toilet 🚽 seAt challenge started many years ago. I watched (acid butt bone 🦴 3:05 am pdt) I saw 👀 a video in art 🖼 class of a student 👨‍🎓 doing it himself in 2009? Some people have very good immune systems like cavemen they survived with out (vag cutting pain difficulty breathing 3:07 am pdt) but I don’t for some reason. You’d think 💭 that bacteria 🦠 and viruses 🦠 were aliens 👽 who came later like the yerks in animorphs books 📖. 3:09 am pdt
3:10 am pdt they say that the skin is the first line of defense. Integumentary system. Immune system. Broken skin = weakened immune system. 3:12 am pdt 3:13 am pdt I should know by now from every lie they told me that they are going to keep taking bones 🦴 from me until I have no vagina. Spine pain 😖😭 they’re cruel. They rape 6 year olds and 11 year olds. 3:15 am pdt they said they’re never going to stop 🛑 in harder to breathe 🧘🏻‍♀️ and Nick carter is still much more ok 👌 than me. They’re never going to stop 🛑 doing stuff to me and little girls. They lie to me so they lie to little girls. Left hip pain 3:18 am pdt he wants to make me look bad by tricking me into doing things. But in my mind they excuse garrido and carter. I want a poll to be taken of all carter fans. When they started (acid pain face below lip left side. 3:20 am pdt they banged up my head and made spine! 😖😭 3:21 am pdt my skull 💀 and brain 🧠 hurt a lot! Extremely! Who knows what they were doing to my brain 🧠 every time it got punched or collided with hard material. 3:23 am pdt what age they were. 3:23 am pdt what year? 3:24 am pdt
3:31 am pdt how old were they when they went to their (acid tongue 👅 throat pain 3:32 am pdt) first concert 🎵of the Backstreet Boys? What year? And if anyone they knew died after? 3:34 am pdt
3:38 am pdt something that bugs me. Incubus is scaring me about mentioning it. Now he’s making me feel evil 🦹‍♀️? For thinking 💭 tongue 👅 pain. 3:40 am pdt 😰 I compared space shuttle to airplane ✈️ significantly different. But also similar? He is making me scared 😱 to type it now. But you’ve been taking my bones 🦴 and giving me a helluva harder to breathe 🧘🏻‍♀️ time and you excuse garrido and carter. Why should I listen 👂 to you? 3:44 am pdt you’ve been killing me. 😩😤🥵😤🥵😤 3:45 am pdt
6:12 am pdt if the incubus was serious 🧐 about getting rid of the monster 👹 that little girls scream in fear at, why isn’t Jesus Christ a man this time instead of a woman 👩🏼? He did say was it a monster 👹 who lives in her dream 😴? So not the real monster 👹? Only the figment ? Definition? Imagined monster 👹? Maybe the decoy for the real monster 👹? Bcz if Nick carter is a child rapist then he would trick you first into being safe? It’s like the princesses 👸🏻 and the worn out dancing shoes 👠 . They thought 💭 they were dancing with princes but they were under (Merlin? Incubus? Magic 🪄 spells 🪄 6:17 am pdt) so if you genuinely 💭 thought 💭 he would get rid of child rapists .. were probably mislead by your own misunderstandings? What’s that phrase they throw around don’t waste seed? Good stock/seed? When referring to mans sperm? Why say that? Is it Bcz only the Y chromosome carries rapists gene 🧬? Is there a rapist gene 🧬? Is it in all men 👨? Then of course women are doomed to have menopause start at age 32! And men get to keep on ejaculating into how old was Catherine mcphee’s husband? Whyyyy? Hillary swank had a baby at age 50?! The other karate kid ???? 6:23 am pdt and Janet Jackson???? 6:24 am pdt so in this world 🌎 the real child rapists are better than me? Ok 👌! 6:25 am pdt
if they were grooming me to be a victim of child rape 😐 I guess they have” reasons” to manipulate me to look bad. 6:27 am pdt bcz my aunt on my dad’s side she went to a sperm bank 🏦 and had a baby 👶 from it. God can manipulate all of us? To do it that way. We already know men like to have s*c without conception. They live for it it seems 😑so honestly, these days all rapists are most probably heinous. 6:30 🕡 am pdt
incubus god and all those who postpone the catching of rapist = heinous b*txhes. 6:31 am pdt
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roguestarsailor · 1 year
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Sometimes pretty friends are the more ignorant people ever. Spending a week with my pretty friend is a lot and not that it’s her specifically that makes it tiring but sometimes our conversations and interacts with people that really shows you how other people live a rather positive life and they don’t have the try all that much.
We were talking about getting our nails done and how some girls will take the time to do it regularly. She goes to talk about how she wants to be as low maintenance as possible because it’s expensive. When she said that, it hit me how we’ve spend this entire week of me spending a ton of money and her not spending a single cent because “she’s really picky” about clothes which ok fine must be nice to have self control. But I also spend a lot of money on clothes because I feel the need to curate this image and be this person. I can’t just put on clothes like she does and it fits and looks good. She looks like a model off duty, I look like a caricature of trying to be fashionable.
Then she goes to talk about how she’s shocked that girls will wake up hours to get dolled up and how much work that is. She talked about that euphoria character who wakes up 2 hours before school to get ready and the guy she wants to impress just glared at her. She thought that was a waste and maybe should focus on smarts instead. The pretty friend says she will just wake up and roll out of bed and be done. And at this point I was defensive. You don’t know what it’s like to “fix” yourself to be presentable. Lucky she was born the way that’s acceptable to look and you get attention so easily and of course you can afford to not spend much on your appearance!
Just thinking about how she can afford to save so much money whereas I have to spend a lot makes me super annoyed. She constantly says I make a lot and reminds me that I make *sooo* much that I cannot possibly be uncomfortable but the thing is I have to spend it. It’s a VHCOL city and on top of that I didn’t grow up in a respectable, wealthy family. I have to learn fast and figure out how to run with the crowd who did. I spend a lot on clothes because I need to look presentable. I go to work everyday and I go out to make friends because I don’t know anyone here. I have to spend money on workout classes because I need to be skinny. I have to have a lot of maintenance because I am ugly and I need work. I am even considering breast reduction and lighten freckle procedures! Like very expensive procedures to feel good and like I can fit in and feel a semblance of attractiveness.
Fuck oak+fork specifically because they don’t put mirrors in the dressing room so you had to walk out into the open to see yourself and I tried on this semi tight mini skirt that was a risky choice but I was optimistic and as I was looking at the mirror my friend walks out looking great in her outfit. I felt sooooo disgusted with my body I immediately went to change to something else. I tried another piece and it wasn’t any better; my thighs are huge and pasty and then she walks out with a satin slip dress, the type of dress I WOULD FUCKEN LOVE TO WEAR but can’t because it doesn’t work with my body and I’m just so shook. I pretty much sprinted back into my changing room because I’ve never felt more like an OGRE. Anyways I hated that experience with my entire being and I feel like absolutely shit.
It hurts a lot now because I feel hideous and I don’t feel particularly attractive to anyone (especially walking next to her for 7 days straight and just watching the heads swivel and even the guy I like *noticing*). I’m extra round and extra puffy in the wrong places.
On top of that she insinuated that as an older sibling I don’t have it that bad. I talked about having to help my brother all through school because nobody else could speak English and I had to be the first to learn as much as possible so I can help my brother and my family. I think she said something about her having to figure out her own homework growing up whereas her brother didn’t help her so it doesn’t sound that hard. And the thing is, it must be so fucken nice to grow up privileged enough to be pretty. My entire being is shaped because I was required to help my family, to walk and labor when I can for my family. We walk everywhere, we carry heavy shit up and down many flights of stairs, we will opt to use our body before using money for the convenience. I’ve looked at my body and seen how it doesn’t compare to any of my friends. My calves are huge because I walk everywhere, because it’s what I do to save money. My fingers are big because I spent it using it to write to fix things to carrying heavy shit; to help my dad and my family. My body holds this weight and it will never be beautiful and presentable like those born naturally thin.
God, how envious I am about other people. Nobody knows how I truly envious I am of skinny girls and getting to be beautiful and feeling attractive for less. Model off duty, clothes fitting on your easy to care for body and being loved by your choice of men and being carefree and can feel comfortable being naked.
Of course, it’s all in my head. It’s not a competition and it’s not like I don’t have good qualities but when you’re feeling unloved and not comfortable in your skin and like you’re lacking something it’s not great. I feel lonely and tired and I want to be optimistic for the future but it’s hard right now. My body is changing and I am still stumbling around in this new place where it seems like everyone is having fun and partnered up and everyone looks beautiful and fit and it feels hard to believe that I can achieve any of those things and feel at peace somehow. It feels like I have to do so much more work.
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Childhood
Father of Mine – Part 1 and Part 2
+ This Game of Ours
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Jason’s eyes snapped open at a sound that no human should be able to hear.
Ever since he’d been resurrected from the Lazarus pit, his senses had grown abnormally acute – amongst other strange things. 
Sometimes he swore he could even hear Y/N’s heartbeat. It was easiest to do with her, after all he was so intone with her very being.
But all of that made nearly impossible for anyone to sneak up on him – let alone in his own home. Which someone was. He could feel it.
Jason’s eyes glanced down at Y/N, who was sound asleep on his chest.
Ever so carefully, he lifted her body off of him so he could slip out of bed.
But Y/N was a light sleeper, unfortunately. She must’ve inherited that from Bruce, even though she wasn’t even raised by the man.
Y/N winced as her eyes opened just in time to see Jason grabbing one of his hidden guns from below their bed frame.
“What’s going on?” Her voice raspy.
“Nothing,” Jason lied. “Stay here.”
Now that she found out about another hidden gun in their apartment, Jason knew he was going to return to a lecture from Y/N. She never hid her hatred for guns, and had asked him to keep them out of their apartment.
“Jason…” Y/N whispered desperately, now more awake and concerned.
“Stay here,” Jason said, more firmly this time.
Then he quickly kissed her, leaving even less room for her to argue.
In only his black boxer briefs, Jason snuck out of their bedroom and into the living room without making any sound. Y/N had always been shocked at how quiet her giant boyfriend could make himself.
Just as Jason raised his gun, he heard the familiar voice.
“Put some clothes on, Todd.”
Damian stepped out of the shadows.
To Jason’s surprise, he was in civilian clothes and not in his Robin uniform.
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing, breaking in like that?” Jason reprimanded as he uncocked the gun.
But before Damian could defend himself, the bedroom door squeaked open and Y/N was rushing out into the living room.
“I told you to stay there,” Jason growled.
Y/N rolled her eyes at her boyfriend’s overprotectiveness. “Obviously I recognized Damian’s voice, Jason.”
Then Y/N looked at her half-brother for a second and quickly realized Damian had come there for a reason.
“Everything alright, Damian?” She asked carefully.
“Yes,” he lied.
Jason remembered when Damian despised Y/N. He saw her as a threat to his claim to the Wayne throne. But Y/N had immediately made her intentions clear. “I have my own reputation, money, and career that I built without a name attached to me. I want nothing to do with Wayne Enterprises,” she had told Damian as soon as she realized he saw her as some sort of competition.
It took Damian months to even acknowledge Y/N. And he really only did because both his father and Dick – basically his surrogate father – scolded him for not doing so.
Slowly but surely, the two grew closer.
Y/N didn’t put up with Damian’s attitude. But she also didn’t scold him like a child. If he was rude or aggressive, she spoke to him the same way she would speak to a grown man who behaved in such a manner. Somehow it made the boy slowly start to respect her more.
Eventually, they bonded over their mutual love of the arts. Damian was impressed with her photographs, while Y/N was honored whenever Damian decided to share his drawings with her. Y/N had gifted Damian his first camera. And Damian once gave her a few lessons on the basics of sketching and painting.
Who knew Waynes were the creative type?
And it was when Damian’s pets all seemed to be obsessed with Y/N that the boy finally decided to get over his original opinions and feelings.
It was by no means a short or easy battle. But the rest of the family was relieved when Damian finally accepted Y/N as one of their own.
“How about I make us some hot chocolate?” Y/N offered Damian.
The boy just shrugged, but she noticed his eyes subtly light up.
She never understood why he refused to let himself feel joy in the simple things. It was like she could catch him stopping himself from being a kid.
“I’m going to bed,” Jason announced with exhaustion.
It was clear to him that Damian came to see his sister, not him. And he was nice enough to leave the two of them alone. Even though he was a bit bitter that his girlfriend was being stolen from their bed.
Before turning back to the bedroom, Jason invaded Y/N’s space and gently grabbed her jaw before pressing a kiss to her lips.
“Gross,” Damian groaned.
Jason glared and pointed at the boy. “You’re in our apartment, demon spawn. I’ll kiss my girlfriend if I fuckin’ want to.”
Y/N just laughed as she watched Jason close their bedroom door behind him.
“Come on,” she nudged her head in the direction of the kitchen. “Let’s make some hot chocolate. I think I have some of Alfred’s cookies hiding somewhere, too.”
“I don’t know what you see in him,” Damian mumbled.
Y/N smirked and shook her head. Tonight, she wasn’t taking the bait. 
Once Damian decided he didn’t hate Y/N, he jumped right to making it known that he did not think Jason was good enough for her. But she knew it was an act – mostly.
“Why aren’t you on patrol?” She asked casually once they had giant mugs of hot chocolate and cookies in front of them, making sure to give the boy extra marshmallows. 
“I’m grounded,” Damian muttered.
Y/N tilted her head. “Grounded?”
It seemed like a far too normal concept for a family of vigilantes.
“Yes,” Damian confirmed.
“I’m guessing that means Bruce and Alfred don’t know you’re here…?”
“I snuck out,” he admitted.
“Why did you get grounded?”
“Father found out I was skipping school. And then that I skipped the school dance.”
“Why does it matter if you skipped the dance?” She asked, clearly confused.
Y/N was also struggling to imagine Bruce caring about such a trivial thing like that.  
“Father wishes for me to have normal experiences that young man of my age is expected to have,” Damian said with a roll of his eyes.
“School dances are lame,” Y/N commented.
Damian sat up straighter, not expecting that to be her response.
“I skipped prom. I didn’t want to go,” she added.
“Why not?” The boy challenge, somewhat caught off guard by that.
Y/N shrugged. “Bad music. Bad dancing. Tacky dresses. Just wasn’t all that appealing to angsty, teenage me.”
Damian just nodded slowly, and then got quiet.
“I have no desire to be normal,” he finally stated after a few minutes.
“I’m not taking his side, but I get why Bruce wants you to do these things, Damian. You were robbed of a lot of things because of the way you were raised. I’m not saying that it’s bad or good. But I think Bruce just wants to give you the opportunity to experience the life of a – well...of a kid.”
“And was your life normal?” Damian quickly asked.
Y/N nodded. “So normal that it was boring.” She laughed, “My entire life was normal until I met all of you weirdos.”
That got a smile out of Damian.
But then it slowly dropped and he seemed to get lost in his head.
“I don’t…I don’t have any friends,” Damian finally whimpered.
Y/N was shocked by the boy’s emotion.
Damian was always composed.
“It’s like they speak a different language. And it’s one I can never learn.”
“Oh, Damian,” Y/N sighed as she rushed from her seat to kneel beside him. “I know it must be hard to try and fit in. But you’re not doing anything wrong. None of that’s your fault.”
“Father is more than aware that I don’t need the education,” Damian’s voice shook as he tried not to cry. “He only forces me to attend so I can make friends. And that is one thing I am unable to do.”
Y/N let him breathe and have an opportunity to continue before she spoke again. 
“I hate school, so I skip. And the school dance seemed so ridiculous to me, so I skipped that too – even after father specifically requested that I attend.”
Y/N sighed, “And did you tell him how you’re feeling when he grounded you?”
Damian shook his head no.
She hadn’t expected anything different. She could easily imagine Damian lashing out at Bruce when he received his punishment, saying that the requests were a waste of his time and beneath him. 
Damian was good at hiding his emotional pain – maybe even better than their father.
Y/N was sure Bruce didn’t have a true understanding of what Damian was going through.
“Can I stay here tonight?” Damian asked.
“Of course,” she gave him a sad smile. “How about we take this hot chocolate to the couch and watch a movie?”
Damian shrugged. But it wasn’t a no.
Y/N let him pick the movie.
He chose Fantasia. 
When Y/N didn’t hide her surprise, he explained that he respected the animation and loved all of the classical music. Even when they did a child-like activity, he still always found way to remind the world that he was no normal child.
An hour later, both of them had fallen asleep on the couch with the movie still playing.
When Damian felt another presence, he awoke with a jolt and grabbed his hidden knife, holding it to the throat of the intruder.
But it was Jason, gently bringing Y/N’s sleeping body into his arms.
“Once again, demon spawn, you’re in our apartment,” Jason hissed with annoyance.
The man was completely unfazed by the feeling of a blade threatening to slit his throat. 
Damian huffed.
“I’m taking her to bed,” Jason explained the obvious. Then he nudged his head at the love-seat across from Damian. “There’s a blanket right there if you want to sleep on the couch. Or you can sleep in the guest bedroom.”
But Jason paused, with Y/N sleeping in his arms, as he noticed a strange look on Damian’s face.
“What?” He urged.
“If you ever hurt her, I’ll kill you myself,” Damian growled softly.
Jason looked utterly unimpressed. “You’d have to get in line,” he answered, making sure to keep his voice quiet to prevent waking Y/N.
But then Jason’s face softened. “Look, kid, I think you know that she’s the best thing to ever happen to me. I’d die before doing anything to mess this up.”
“Hmph,” was the only noise Damian made in response.
Jason rolled his eyes and carried Y/N back to their bedroom.
In all honesty, he couldn’t fall asleep while she had been in with Damian. With Jason’s weird enhanced hearing because of the pit, he was able to catch a bit of their conversation.
Jason softly place Y/N back in bed and pulled the covers up to her shoulders. When he joined her on the other side of the bed, she didn’t even wake as she slid back into his arms.
Now Jason could finally go to sleep.
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When there was a knock on the apartment door the next morning, Damian and Y/N shared a look.
“I’ll get it,” Y/N sighed.
Jason had made all three of them breakfast that morning.
But now Damian pushed the food around his plate, knowing this was the end of his small rebellion. Who knew what his new punishment would be?
Y/N opened the door to unsurprisingly find her father.
Bruce was wearing a full suit, despite it being a Sunday morning. On top was a heavy, black overcoat with the back of the collar slightly propped up.
“You could have least told me he was here,” Bruce greeted his daughter.
She smirked mischievously and shrugged. “I’m no snitch.”
Damian appeared behind Y/N, not seeing the point in dragging this out any longer than necessary.
“Alfred’s downstairs with the car,” Bruce told his son evenly.
The disappointment in both his expression and tone was obvious.
Damian looked up at Y/N. “Thank you for having me, Y/N.”
“Next time, use the actual door so you don’t give me or Jason a heart attack.”
Damian smiled at that before walking past his father and down the hallway.
“Can I talk to you a second?” Y/N asked Bruce.
Her father seemed surprised by the request, but nodded anyways and closed the door behind him.
“I think Damian is really struggling – more than you think, I mean.”
Bruce’s brow furrowed and he crossed his arms. “He hasn’t even been remotely injured from patrols in months…”
“No, Bruce,” she quickly cut off. “Not as Robin. As Damian.”
Bruce was quiet.
“He doesn’t know how to fit in, Bruce. And you’re putting a lot of pressure on him to live a normal life. Bu he’s never gonna have normal. That was taken away from him before you even knew he existed.”
“He said that to you?” Bruce asked.
She nodded. “In so few words, yes.”
“And I’m assuming you have some advice,” he quirked a brow.
“Well, yeah. Maybe you should just homeschool him.”
“Y/N, the whole point of him going to school is to be around kids his own age. We both know the education is beneath him already.”
“But that’s the thing, Bruce. He’s never going to relate to any of those kids. Going to school makes him feel like a freak. Let him get homeschooled.”
“He needs to learn to make friends,” Bruce argued.
“You’re right. He does. But not with the spoiled brats of Gotham Academy. How many superheroes are you friends with?”
“He doesn’t consider them friends!” Jason shouted from the kitchen.
Y/N rolled her eyes. “Fine. How many superheroes are you acquainted with, who have kids around Damian’s age?”
Bruce’s jaw tightened.
“I know you like to keep your personal life away from Batman. But those are the only kids that Damian is ever going to relate to in some way. Do you get what I’m saying?”
To her surprise, Bruce nodded. “You’re right.”
Her brows shot up. “I am?”
Y/N had really expected him to fight her on this.
Bruce chuckled. “Of course you are. Out of everyone in this family, you are the only one who can say they had any semblance of a normal childhood.”
Suddenly his phone dinged and he glanced down at it.
“I have to go,” he regretfully told her.
When he looked back up at her, his face softened. “Come to the manor soon for dinner,” he asked her gently.
She gave him a soft smile and nodded, “I will.”
Bruce nodded in the direction of the kitchen where Jason was hiding. “And bring that one with you, will you?”
Y/N laughed. “He’ll go wherever I go. He’s like a puppy, that one.”
“I can hear you!” Jason called out.
Bruce laughed and stepped forward to give Y/N a kiss on the cheek. “Thank you for looking out for Damian, Y/N.”
“You don’t have to thank me, Bruce.”
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blzzrdstryr · 3 years
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Yandere!Kaeya & Yandere!Albedo x gn!reader
Wordcount: 4156
CW: Yandere themes, mentions of violence, death and NSFW
An angel.
That’s what Kaeya thinks when he sees you - he’s far from being a religious person, yet this word appears in his mind, vivid and burning, pushing out any other thought away. He stands here, starstruck and unsure what to do, devouring your visage with his eye alone.
Your first meeting is incidental - he walks around the Mondstadt, looking for the leads for the recent mass disappearance case. An alarming number of people went missing right before the Windrise festival. All are destitute alcoholics with no real importance, all except one - Javier Lawrence, who in this case is a rich alcoholic, and a reason why investigation even started. Mondstadt may be a nation of freedom, yet money and status still dominate most of its social dynamics.
Kaeya goes to Eula first - Javier was her twice removed cousin after all, she ought to know something. The spindrift knight is restrained in her speech, careful not to insult her missing relative, despite the deepening frown. She says almost nothing new, stating that Javier had a passion for drinking and wasting his days away, she also mentions his favourite places to wander while drunk - gardens, plaza and the forest outside the city.
Visits to the first two bear no fruits - Kaeya doesn’t find any eyewitnesses, but hears tons upon the tons of complaints and insults directed at the missing, so he heads for the forest, expecting to find the mangled body among the heaps of green leaves - being drunk in the forest deep is never a good idea, yet he finds none. He stumbles upon you instead.
You sit among the wild flowers and bitter herbs, head bowed, closely inspecting the plants in your hands and humming a light tune as you do so. There’s a certain serenity about you, some kind of magical elegance radiating off of every movement, it’s deliberate, yet relaxed. You remind him of the forest nymph from the paintings he saw - celestial and seductive, and totally unaware of the effect you have on him.
This feeling is further exacerbated by the simple white shirt you're wearing - the material is thin and half-transparent, already revealing the outline of your torso. Kaeya gulps when he imagines it getting wet and clinging to your body, your skin and nipples showing through the flimsy fabric. The only thing that spoils this otherwise perfect sight are small dark bruises both hands, blooming like two ominous roses.
“Hello”, he finally suppresses lustful urges and steps closer, distracting you from the herb picking. “My name’s Kaeya Alberich, I am the cavalry captain of the Knight of Favonius, and I want you to answer a couple of my questions”.
You turn unnaturally still upon hearing his voice, hands squeezing the plants, even your breathing is impossible to hear. You are terrified. Kaeya turns his head to the side at this picture, eyebrows raised - this is… a very interesting reaction.
“I am sorry, I am not allowed to talk to strangers”, you say, finally collecting yourself and raising your head to meet his eye, and Kaeya finds himself struck again.
Stars.
You have star-shaped pupils. Just like him.
He makes a step again, back this time, as his chest starts to rise and fall faster, breathing accelerating. Why do you have these eyes? He thought he was the only one left…
“Sir Kaeya, what brings you here?”he hears a familiar voice. Albedo comes from the forest deep, quickly striding to him and then stopping between you and the cavalry captain. Alchemist's face remains indifferent and his tone impassive, yet through the haze of confusion and shock Kaeya still notes how he protectively put himself between you two, as if shielding you from his gaze.
“Investigation. I thought asking… this lovely person a couple of questions might help solve the case”, he flashes one of his most charming smiles to Albedo, who predictably remains apathetic towards such displays. You, on the other hand, still sit on the forest ground and have your eyes shifting between Kaeya and Albedo, with fear and hope respectively.
“I am afraid you won’t find any answers here. They are under my care, and they don’t know anything about whatever your case is”. Albedo’s voice still remains polite, but Kaeya can taste the hidden hostility, he almost backs off from surprise.
“Well, that’s unfortunate”, he admits defeat and puts on a smile again - it’s a colder one this time, less genuine - and turns on his heels, throwing “have a nice day” as the afterthought, insides burning with the strange mix of disappointment and resentment.
He almost leaves the forest, as he hears Albedo talking to you: “It’s alright, [First], I won't punish you for speaking to him, he asked you first”. You reply something, but Kaeya is too far to make out any of your lovely voice, yet the things he witnessed today are enough to spawn a horde of questions.
Why does Albedo act so possessive? Why do you allow him to do so? What connects you two together? And most importantly: Who are you?
Thousand different theories fleet through his mind, as he mulls over new information. He doesn’t come back to that place, despite his curiosity nagging him to do so, he can’t - Kaeya is now acutely aware of the power Albedo seems to hold over you and returning might anger the alchemist.
Cavalry captain returns to the case of missing people, yet his mind continues to wander off, thought returning to your face and voice and body and the colossal mystery cloaking you.
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Investigation progresses unbelievably slowly - if he was a gullible person, Kaeya would’ve thought that all of the missing just vanished into thin air - no leads, no traces, not a single clue of what might have happened, leaving the knights with nothing but straws to grasp at. To add to the severity of the situation after a week of receiving the case from Jean, Kaeya is notified about the new disappearance of two other people - Joachim and Luckas. They’re also a pair of alcoholics, the first one was last seen around the Angel’s Share, the second one was heading for the Dragonspine.
Kaeya goes to the said tavern - at first he just talks with the patrons, effortlessly fishing out the information about the missing person, which brings nothing new (again), then he gets a bit bored with drunk-interrogating others and decides to ask Diluc what he might’ve seen. And that also reveals nothing new (again) - Joachim has visited the tavern, ordered some wine and after a couple of bottles downed, left. Nothing extraordinary or groundbreaking, just a day of another Mondstadtian drunkard.
It seems that he isn’t destined to find whatever spirited Joachim away, so Kaeya leaves the city heading for the snowy mountain in the distance. He asks around the adventurers camp near the ruined tower, only to hear that Luckas was seen around the mountain.
Kaeya walks to the Dragonspine, already feeling the chill at the foot of the mountain, and his determination slowly melts - Dragonspine is one big freezing hellhole, full of monsters and Fatuis who for some reason decided to reside here, yet one particular face appears in his mind. Seeing you again might be worth the whole trouble - he noticed you a couple of times, always in the company of the certain alchemist, so if Albedo is in his camp, then you’re most likely there too.
Now inspired Kaeya quickly traverses the mountain, skillfully avoiding the hilichurl tribes and skirmishes altogether. After a short, yet frankly gruelling travel he finds himself finally arriving at the camp, your figure seen from the entrance. You sit near the alchemical device, tightly bundled up in layers upon layers of warm clothes, a book in your hands with no Albedo in sight. The alchemical apparatus is on, dyeing the whole room into scarlet shades, something red boiling inside of it, filling the air with the strange metallic scent. “Recent history of Teyvat”, Kaeya reads the cover and takes a step in. You remain still, too engrossed in reading to hear his footsteps, which he uses to take another good look at you.
Your face still looks lovely as it was on that day, yet there’s now a strong aura of frailness present - a greyish undertone of the skin, dry, chapped lips, pinkish-red rims blooming on your eyes, duller hair, even the fingers holding the books appear to be thinner. You look emaciated and exhausted, you must be sick.
“Hello”, Kaeya decides to pop the bubble of tranquility again - you quickly lift your head to look at him and almost drop the book: “We met before, in the forest, remember? I am here because of an investigation”.
“I am sorry, but I don’t think I can be of any help and I am still not allowed to talk to strangers”, you say and return to reading, pretending that he isn’t here.
“Well, that means we can introduce ourselves, so we won’t be strangers anymore and you will be able to talk to me without breaking any rules, right? Hello! I am Kaeya Alberich and I work as cavalry captain in the Knights of Favonius, pleased to meet you!”, he puts on his warmest smile and outstretches his hand to shake yours.
“I am not sure that this is a good idea, Albedo warned me to avoid outsiders”, you say, looking uneasy, as you throw a quick glance, past Kaeya, to the entrance of the camp.
“Albedo and I are coworkers, we both even had to work on some missions together, sure he doesn’t think of me as some outsider”.
“If you say so”, you sigh and cave in, your palm finally touching his. Kaeya feels the corners of his lips creeping up at the sensation, his heart skipping a beat or two: “I am [First} and I am… Albedo’s ward, pleased to meet you too”
“Now with introductions done, can I ask you a question?”, he takes another step and you nod - a step more and he might feel the warmth radiating off of your body, or hear your faint breathing, or smell your scent.
“Where are you from?”, your eyes widen at that. Kaeya finds himself almost hypnotized by this sight: the stars in your eyes shine with a renewed strength, the pale sunlight bringing out their warmth and radiance.
“I don’t really remember”, you admit, voice quiet and small: “Albedo says he found…”
“I discovered [First] in the heart of the mountain”, alchemist ends it for you, standing at the entrance of his camp with both of his assistants by the side, hands occupied by the local flora.
“Timaeus, sort and prepare ingredients”, he hands the herbs to the man: “Sucrose, you check up on [First] and give them.. the medicine, don’t worry I’ll just talk to sir Kaeya there”, Timaeus and Sucrose rush to the assigned task, with the latter taking out a red vial from the alchemical drawer, the liquid inside shimmering and glowing with an unnatural glitter. The last part is said to you, as alchemist gestures for the cavalry captain to go outside, quickly leaving the room.
Kaeya follows him as they both leave the camp - Albedo walks unusually quickly, not looking around even once to check if he’s still behind, and only when the both of them leave the camp far enough - so far that you, Timaeus and Sucrose turn into a small dots does he stop.
“What do you need? Why did you interrogate [First]?”, Albedo says, skipping all of the courtesies. His voice remains neutral, but Kaeya can feel the displeasure - it radiates off of his pose and faster speech, how Kreideprinz’s disinterested eyes suddenly turned cold and piercing.
“Easy, easy”, Kaeya half-laughs, raising his hands in mock defence: “interrogate is a strong word here, we two just had a friendly chat”.
Teal eyes narrow at this whimsical answer and alchemist’s face sours: “Leave [First] alone”, he voices, darkly and angrily - Kaeya almost backs off from surprise - it’s quite unusual to see Albedo express his disdain so freely and openly, yet he replies in the same carefree tone:
“I won’t, not until you say where they’re from at least. [First] has star-shaped pupils, we both know what it means”.
“I already have said that - I found [First] deep underneath the mountain, completely frozen. Cold must have trapped them in the ice and preserved their body for all these years, yet it also damaged their memory. They seem to be unaware of what happened to your homeland five hundred years ago, nor do they have any idea of the present world". Kaeya intently observes Albedo as he says that - alchemist is certainly hiding something.
"That's how.. Well, I wish [First] good luck in retrieving their memories", he decides not to press further - Albedo is already in a bad mood and won't tolerate him fishing for more information, nor will the alchemist agree to share what he hides. Kaeya asks him a couple of questions pertaining to the missing person and he gets the expected answer - Luckas wasn't seen by Albedo or any of his assistants either. Alchemist says it a bit quicker than he usually talks, Kaeya chalks it up to annoyance.
***
The first useful lead appears after the third disappearance this month - Masha Haedle, who was characterized as hardworking and passionate, yet troubled by her alcohol addiction, vanished on the way to her job. Her employer sent one letter after another, demanding her to visit her workplace, lest she will be fired. Haedle didn’t answer any of the messages, nor was she spotted anywhere in the next few days.
It was her concerned neighbours who notified the knights, who quickly connected her disappearance to the series of other missing cases and Kaeya was dispatched again - he decided to start by investigating her house and he was right in doing so.
Her place is barren, but tidy, Haedle's diligence and financial issues shining through the simple interior. Kaeya strides among the neatly cleaned house until he enters a small bedroom.
Unlike the rest of the place, the bed here is undone, sheets lay messily across the nightstand and floor, with a couple of plant pots knocked over, dry soil sprawled everywhere. He comes closer to this picture, taking in the small details - there's a trace of fingernails on the wood, as if the victim was latching onto the furniture as she was dragged back, a part of the sheets is actually burnt, with a small candle crushed on the floor - it could be knocked down when kidnapper attacked Masha, and the most glaring piece - an orange dimly glowing crystal.
It crumbles and disintegrates the same second Kaeya picks it up, but this short moment is enough to feel the warmth radiating off of it - it's a geo crystal, formed by the reaction with pyro.
Whoever attacked miss Haedle was using a geo vision to put out the fire, and might also be the reason of other disappearances. After all, a vision user kidnapping the drunkards is just as nonsensical as said drunks just vanishing into thin air, leaving nothing behind.
***
Mondstadt embraces the Windrise festival with the same warmth it always did, as citizens of all sorts start to prepare for the coming festivities. Some decorate their houses with dried and paper flowers that they consider anemones, others stock up on both sweets and wine, no doubt for a celebratory dinner, bards recite the new songs, praising the anemo archon and caroling the freedom that Barbatos gave them, and knights, both high and low ranks alike are piled with even more work.
Kaeya finds himself temporarily dispatched from the dead-end investigation, tasked to look out for any suspicious persons and possible lawbreakers, as a horde of tourists and traders flooded the city. He spends the entire day working, and catches a breather once the sun starts to set. This break, however, is swiftly interrupted, when Jean summons him, asking to deliver some messages to Albedo for the lack of workforce.
Unsurprisingly, the alchemist spends his time outside of the city in a temporary camp, preferring the fresh air and forest landscape to the human loudness and cheer. He finds you alone again, with Albedo nowhere to be seen. Seems that whatever disease has plagued you started to back off - your tone is still far from healthy, yet it stopped being so ashy and grey like the first time, and your starry eyes no longer look like you’ve cried all night non-stop.
You stand near the table, slowly sorting the alchemical compounds, with both sleeves rolled up, exposing the delicate, elegant wrists and the old bruising on the forearms. The setting sun almost lights your visage on fire - you look brighter, more vivid, than you did under the pale Dragonspine sun or the cool shadow of the forest. You look like you glow too.
Even with the fatigue, he still smiles - ah, you’re so easy on the eyes, he rests just by looking at you..
“Hello”, he approaches, distracting you from your task for the third time: “is Albedo here?”.
“He left some time ago, he wanted to sketch hilichurl tribe. Said it’s too dangerous for me, so I am just standing here, waiting for him”, Kaeya can sense a mild disappointment coming from you, which is not surprising - spending your time in the wilderness, while the city before you is set ablaze in the celebration can frustrate anyone. He gets an idea.
“I see you want to see the Windrise for yourself, am I right?”, your affirmative nod, “How about I accompany you to Mondstadt and we both have some fun?”.
“I would really want to, but Albedo asked me to stay here. I don’t want to disappoint him”, you reply, the hesitation in your voice clear as day.
“And you won't!”Kaeya retorts: “I will take all the blame, say that I spirited you away with my persuasion skills”, he adds dramatically and outstretches his palm in a theatrical gesture. You giggle at that, obviously entertained by his antics.
“Alright, you’ve convinced me”, you take his hand, before asking: “this is why you came? To invite me to a festival?”
Oh, he forgot about messages.
Kaeya leaves them in the secure box you pointed to, before taking your hand again and almost running back to Monstadt. Something tells him that Albedo will be livid once he returns to the now empty camp.
***
“Oh gods”, you gasp, looking at the burst of colors exploding in the night sky - some travelers have brought fireworks from Liyue and Inazuma and decided to set them off, creating a breathtaking scenery. Kaeya even forgets how to breathe, but not because of the fireworks, but you - you look so excited and amazed, and all kinds of colours reflect from your eyes, the stars in them resembling two large diamonds. He’s ready to kill for this sight.
The next half an hour are spent with him following you, as you excitedly run from one thing or another - turns out Albedo didn’t allow you much outside time, so even the main streets of Mondstadt are novelty to you. He drinks in your reactions, all the faces and sounds you make are stored away in his memory as you get amazed by the simplest things.
In the end, he decides to take you to the Angel’s Share, you’re already so cute and he can’t imagine how much more adorable you’ll become all drunk and giggly. He orders a bottle of a young wine for you two - made from the spring dandelions, it’s taste is perfect for the atmosphere of Windrise - it tastes of freedom and adventure, the spirit of Mondstadt encapsulated into a beverage.
“It tastes nice”, you comment, taking a small sip, “it’s sweet but not too sweet”, before your face suddenly contorts from pain and you bend in half, hands clutching your abdomen.
“[First]? What’s happening, [First]?”Kaeya rushes to you, his hands stopping your fall. You mumble something incoherent, before going limp in his hold - you are unconscious. He shakes your form to wake you up, yet you don’t respond, inner panic slowly rising - what to do, what to do, what to do?
“Did you give alcohol to [First]?!”, suddenly someone hisses near him. It’s Albedo again and it’s the first time Kaeya sees him so angry. “We need to get [First] to my lab quickly. Every second counts”, Albedo helps him to lift you up and almost runs out from the tavern, pushing others away to make way for Kaeya and you in his hands.
“Put them here”, alchemist point to the big wooden table, quickly knocking over all empty flasks down, uncaring of the equipment he might break, as he rushes into the further part of the room, taking out the already on alchemical apparatus from the depths of his cabinets.
The strange red liquid slushes inside, as Albedo swiftly opens the top and adds some hideous mix of blood and pieces of flesh into the device, the reek of blood and alcohol permeating the air.
Kaeya wants to gag. “What’s this?”, he asks, not bothering to hide his disgust.
“Medicine”, Albedo quickly replies, teal eyes shifting from the mix to your sick face.
Over time the stench subsides, and apparatus starts to glow and shimmer with that scarlet radiance Kaeya saw in the Dragonspine camp, replacing the stink with the same strange coppery scent. Albedo takes out a glass vial from his pocket and connects it to the faucet of the apparatus, collecting the fat drops of the produced liquid.
Kaeya takes a good look at the product, mesmerized by the strange glitter and shimmer - it looks alive, and then suddenly everything clicks - the origin of medicine, the smell of alcohol coming from meat and even the disappearances of the drunkards. He remembers the tales his father used to tell him, about khemia and the wonders and horrors it could unleash - artificial humans, endless gold and…
“Philosopher’s stone”, he breathes out, utterly shocked by his revelation.
“How? How did you know”, Albedo looks at him with scared eyes, almost dropping the vial with “medicine”.
“Why?! Why did you do that?!”Kaeya yells instead of answering the question, still shocked and horrified, a taste of bile appearing on his tongue.
Alchemist seems unsure and totally lost for a good minute, as his usually calm face rapidly shifts between different emotions: sadness, shock, horror, shame and even anger, until finally resulting into the expression of total defeat: “It’s for [First]’s sake”, he tiredly admits the dark secret: “The frost has severely damaged their internal organs. I’ve been trying to heal them, but to no avail”.
“So you decided to break alchemical laws and create the elixir of life”, Kaeya grimly concludes, face scrunching up from disgust.
“Yes”, an unsettling lips makes its way onto the alchemist's lips as he lifts his head and looks captain right in the eye: “I’ve broken the laws, killed people and used their bodies. All to save [First]. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t do the same, I’ve seen how you stare at [First] and I know what you want to do with them”.
.Was he that obvious?
“I see”, Kaeya replies, sensing the growing headache and rubbing his temples: “I won’t tell others of what you’ve done”. He can’t just imprison Albedo and doom you to a slow, agonizing death.
“I knew you would agree with me”, alchemist sighs “[First] is getting healthier, they won’t need… medicine as often, yet their organs will never be in a top condition”.
“How many?”
“What?”
“How many people per year?”
Albedo turns quiet again, the creepy smile vanishing as quickly as it appeared, as his eyes adopt that contemplating look again.
“No more than three people. Once I fix that liver damage you gave [First] with your wine, they won’t need no more than three transfusions”, he says his verdict and Kaeya weighs his words - three missing people per year is a miniscule number.
“I make at most philosopher’s stones per year and you cover my tracks in exchange for time with [First]. Deal?”, Albedo extends his hand for a handshake and Kaeya takes it, yet doesn’t shake it, asking instead:
“Can I get to taste [First]?”, he smiles, remembering your face and imagining your body.
“If [First] consents to that, then yes”, Albedo becomes that inexpressive again, yet he can still feel the displeasure and indignation coming from alchemist’s answer.
“I am sure they will, I think they like me”, he finally shakes the other’s arm.
They sit in a silence for a while, before the vial gets completely filled by the “medicine” - Albedo takes out a syringe and injects the mixture into your bloodstream through the veins on the hands. Kaeya smiles even wider, looking how a healthy colour returns to your face - he can’t wait to reap the fruits of this agreement.
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The B*tch
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Title: The b*tch
Summary: It’s a game for you and Bucky. Sometimes you even burn a whole town down if you must.
Square Filled ‘Second Chances’ for: @buckybingo​​
Rating: Explicit 18+
Pairing: Mobster!Bucky Barnes x fem!Reader
Characters: Steve Rogers, Dot, Sam Wilson, Wanda Maximoff
Warnings: angst, language, love-hate relationship (toxic relationship), public blowjob (light), light fingering, mentions of anal sex (nothing happens, no description), mentions of infidelity/break-up, implied/mentions of threesome/foursome, smut, unprotected sex, public sex, forced voyeurism, possessive Bucky, hair pulling, roughness, implied character’s death, therapy, roleplay
Words: 5,3k
2021 BUCKY BINGO masterlist
Divider by @firefly-graphics​
A/N: Please head the warnings. The reader and Bucky have a toxic relationship in this. Both are awful people.
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“Steve, tell your boss to keep his bitch in line,” you growl, tapping your glass to order another drink. The bartender smirks, watching Steve Rogers, the right-hand man of the most feared man in Brooklyn cower in front of you. “This is my club, and I don’t like hussies at my club, nor whores.”
“Doll, don’t make a fuss,” Steve tries. “I know you and Buck got a war of roses going on, but he didn’t think much of bringing that girl here.”
“I said, I don’t want his whores at my club,” you whip your head to meet Steve’s eyes, narrowing your eyes. “And I don’t mean girls making money with riding dick. I like prostitutes, Stevie. They are always polite and know how to dress. Suzie over there works here every night.”
“Y/N, stop right now. You know every club pays Bucky good money. Every club except for you,” Steve warns.
“I don’t give two shits on Barnes. I make the rules here,” Steve doesn’t like you slide your hand over your thigh, patting the hidden knife. He knows you love to wear a knife strapped against your thigh beneath your crimson silky robe. 
He follows the motion, eyes glued to the slit in your dress, revealing your thigh and the tattoo on it. The one you will remove soon enough.
“Still got the tattoo, doll? I knew you can’t get rid of me completely,” a smug grin on his lips, and a dopily smiling Dot on his arm Bucky waltz toward you as if he owns the club.
“Oh, the trash made it out of the house,” you batt your eyelashes, chuckling lightly. “Didn’t think she can walk on her own.” turning around to face the bartender you give her a sweet smile. “What do you think, Wanda, doll. Does that woman look like she should be at my club?”
“I don’t know, boss,” Wanda smirks. While refilling your drink, she looks at Dot, shrugging as she doesn’t want to get in trouble with Bucky. “I’m not into cheap chicks.”
“Give me two cherries,” you coo, ignoring Bucky fumes right next to you. “Maybe give Steve water to make sure he doesn’t dehydrate. He looks so pale tonight. We don’t want him to get sick.”
“On its way, boss,” snickering Wanda pours Steve water, relieved she doesn’t have to talk about Bucky’s latest arm candy.
“Steve, tell my ex to shut her nasty mouth before I stuff it,” Bucky barks orders at Steve before he sits next to you on his favorite barstool, the one he used to occupy when you still were a thing.
“You wish,” you sip at your martini, looking anywhere but at Bucky. “Why do you come back here? There are other clubs in Brooklyn, with owners liking you, Barnes.”
“I like the atmosphere and the drinks are good,” he smirks, placing his favorite knife onto the bar top. A silent warning for you to watch your tongue. “What can you recommend?”
“To leave,” you quip, sipping at your drink.
“You know, it’s a crime to put cherries into a martini,” Bucky mutters, watching you place one of the cherries on your tongue, moaning at the taste.
“I give a shit on your opinion, Barnes. If you would excuse me now, there are tables, a dancefloor, and restrooms you can use,” you jerk your head toward Dot stand next to Steve, still grinning at you. “Take your bitch and leave me to my drink and the music.”
“Ya know,” Bucky leans closer to breathe in your neck, “you should fuck more often to get the stick out of your ass, my love.” his fingertips ghost over your back, draw circles in your skin.
“Ya know,” you get your knife out to press the tip into Bucky’s crotch before Steve can even flinch, “men like you should watch their tongue and balls. One day someone will break into your house and cut them off. Now go.”
“Little bitch.”
“I used to be your doll,” you say, a little too bitter. “Sadly, you couldn’t keep it in your pants,” you chuckle. 
“Bitch,”
“Cheating bastard,” you dip your head to glance at Dot. “You should hurry to disappoint the next woman. Maybe you will keep your promises this time – huh? Or maybe she’ll get empty promises too.”
“One day someone will cut your sharp tongue off,” you press the tip harder into his crotch, smirking when a hint of pain flashes across Bucky’s features. “Maybe I’ll be the one to do so.”
“Aw, you can’t take the pleasure away from all men in Brooklyn who want a blowjob from me. You know,” leaning closer you brush your lips over Bucky’s ear, “men love it when I use my tongue.”
Bucky shudders, remembering the way you went down on him. Teeth, lips, and tongue. “You weren’t that good.”
“What a pity,” you smirk, hiding the knife in your garter. “I just wanted to remind you how good I can blow you off.”
“You sure?” Steve chokes on his water when you slide off the barstool to pat his cock, right in front of his boss.
“What the fuck, doll?”
“Oh, you believed I wanted to suck your dick?” you chuckle. “No, I wanted to go down on your tall blonde piece of meat and show him a good time.”
“Go ahead and show Steve a good time,” Bucky challenges, watching you slowly unbuckle Steve’s belt.
You don’t care the club is crowded or that Bucky is right next to you and Steve. 
“Y/N, doll,” Steve mumbles when you slide your hand over his chest down to his abs. “Stop, you don’t want to do this.”
“Stevie,” you coo, giving his lips a peck, “you should know I do what I want, and right now,” you tug harshly at his pants, shove them down his legs, “I wanna suck your dick and show you a good time.”
Steve swallows thickly, but what can man do when a woman like you shoves her hand down his boxers to run it up and down his swelling length. 
“Oh, you are packing, sweet Steve,” you moan, hand leaving his boxers too soon to shove the fabric down his thighs.
No one at the club dares to watch you. You’re at the VIP section, the one reserved for and your friends. This part of the club only belongs to you, and you can do whatever you want without anyone spying on you.
“Doll,” Steve’s breathing quickens when you ever so slowly sink to your knees to cup his balls. “You shouldn’t.”
“Don’t tell me what I can do, Stevie,” you smirk, hand fisting his cock harshly. “That’s a nice cock, a big one and I’ll worship it. Don’t you want my lips around your dick?”
“Y-yeah-“ Steve chokes out. “But B-Bucky is right next to us, doll. Can we go somewhere private?”
“No, baby,” chuckling you roughly grip Steve’s cock. “I want to prove a point, Steve, and want to choke on your cock right here and now.”
You lick over the wide head, smiling to yourself when you hear Bucky bark your name. He dangerously growls it, wants you to stop but you relax your jaw and go for the goal.
“If you dare to suck his dick, I’ll end your life,” he growls. “Y/N, I’m warning you, doll. Don’t you-“
It’s too late, you suckle at the tip of Steve’s cock, ignoring Bucky throws a tantrum.
“What, James? You told me I’m boring and you want to move on with a hotter chick. Obviously, Stevie has a different opinion and is hard as a rock for me. Now lemme get him off, he’s so hard it would be a waste to not suck his dick.”
“Stop being a brat,” fisting your hair Bucky drags you off Steve, leaves his friend panting and unsatisfied behind.
“Let go of me Barnes,” you try to swat Bucky’s hands away, but he pushes you onto the couch at the VIP section, growling low in his throat. “I wanna suck Stevie’s dick, James. Let me suck his fucking cock!”
“Be good now,” panting heavily Bucky pins your hands above your head, to hold you down. “You will not suck Steve’s cock, not before you did so with mine.”
“I won’t suck your pitiful dick,” you spit into Bucky’s face, grinning viciously when he growls low in his throat. “Now get off me! This is still my club.”
Bucky’s eyes drift toward your legs, especially the tattoo on your thigh, the one with his name on it. 
“This is still all mine, doll. Forget about Steve’s cock, mine is all you’ll get. No one in this town will ever touch you.”
“You fucker!” you try to kick Bucky but he takes the opportunity to settle between your thighs, smirks as you can feel his erection press against your thigh. “Get off me! You made sure no guy I hit on fucked me?”
“It’s the law,” Bucky breathes against your lips, “Y/N, Y/L/N is Bucky Barnes property. I laid claim on you years ago, my beloved wife.”
“The fuck! I’m not some fucking property, you dickhead,” you cry, fighting Bucky with all your strength. “I will kill you the moment you get off me. I will start with cutting your balls off and end it with carving your heart out of your chest!”
“Damn, you really want to suck Steve’s dick,” Bucky grins. He pecks your nose, snickering when you try to bite him. “Did ya hear, Stevie? Y/N wants to suck your cock so badly.”
“Barnes, get off me,” you mutter, tilting your hips to rub your core against Bucky’s erection. “Or get me off.”
“Interesting,” he smirks, eyes drifting toward your chest. “But I don’t fuck bitches,” you huff at Bucky’s words, wiggle harder in his hold.
Your stiff nipples strain against the thin fabric of your silky dress, force Bucky to remember how it felt when you pressed your sweaty body against his chest, nipples scraping his skin. 
“Then get off me, Barnes, and leave my club. Take your sweet puppy with you,” you growl. “I’m gonna find another dick to suck tonight.”
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“You had to fuck with her again, didn’t you, Buck?” Steve sighs, tugging his cock back into his pants. “Damn, why didn’t you let her finish me? She’s so good at sucking dick.”
“That was a one-time thing, and we were all drunk,” Bucky growls. “And it was one of her fantasies. Y/N is not for you to touch.”
“Didn’t look like it when you encouraged her to give me a blowjob,” cursing under his breath, Steve stomps toward the car. “I had a raging hard dick.”
“Do you think I give a shit! She’s still my wife, Steve,” Bucky sneers. “If not for our friendship, you would lie six feet under right now.”
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“Bastard!” tossing the divorce papers onto Bucky's desk, you scowl at him. “James, you told me you’ll sign the papers weeks ago. Now you sent them to me, unsigned and a picture of your dick glued to it.”
“I’m not going to sign that crap, kitten. And I know you loved the picture. I bet you got off looking at my dick,” leaning back in his chair Bucky roams your body with his eyes. “You look ready to get eaten in that black pencil skirt, baby doll. Why don’t you come over here and let me shove my hand down your panties?”
“Everything is a joke to you,” you roll your eyes, not in the mood for one of Bucky’s games. “You wanted out of this marriage, you got out. You can’t suddenly change your mind.”
“I can and did,” he shrugs, eying you shamelessly when you cross your legs. “What happened last night will never happen again, doll. If you ever try to let another man touch you, he’ll die. Everyone in town knows you are mine.”
“You can’t-“ you growl, hands balling into fists. “What do you want for letting me go? I don’t want to fight anymore. I’m tired of your games. Do you want my club? You can have it! Just sign the papers and I’m out of town for good.”
“You would give ‘Artemis’, the club you built out of nothing, up to be free of me?” you shrug. Nothing you can’t accomplish. When you are free of Bucky you will start anew.
“New town. New club,” Bucky huffs at your words. “It’s nothing special. People want to dance, drink, and fuck everywhere. The only difference is, there will be no James Buchanan Barnes fucking me over.”
“I did not fuck you over but fucked you thoroughly,” you scream in frustration, grasp the first thing on Bucky’s desk to throw it at him. “I even let you fuck Stevie.”
“That was a birthday gift, and you had your turn too,” getting up you want to attack Bucky, but you don’t get far. 
“Come here doll and get some,” he already grasps for your arm, moves faster than you can blink to push you onto the couch at his office.
“Get off me,” you fight with Bucky. Slap his face, tug harshly at his hair, fist his clothes before you end up on top of him. 
He has you on his lap, your legs on each side of his thighs moments later to shove your panties aside, fingers pushing inside your dripping core. “Fuck, you’re dripping for me, doll.”
“I’m just needy thanks to you, Barnes,” you growl, hands pawing at his jacket, tugging harshly. “Give me something, anything…”
“My dick?” he cocks a brow, groaning when you nod eagerly. “Just a minute baby doll,” husking the words Bucky rips your panties apart. “Lemme call Steve to join us.” He grins, revealing he tricked you again.
“Fucking asshole,” you slap his cheek harshly, growling his name. “There I believe you can act like an adult.”
“Just let me call him and he can watch me fuck you like a man,” Bucky grips your waistline, fingers digging in your flesh to hold you on top of him. “I want him to see how good I can make you feel.”
“I wanted to get off, not give your best buddy something to jerk off,” you growl, pushing against Bucky’s shoulders. “Jesus, we are a mess, Barnes.”
“I know, but I love you,” you sigh, forehead pressing against Bucky’s. “Can we not try again? I know that I fucked up, but give me another chance, doll.”
Your hands cup his face, and you breathe against him. Your forehead still touches Bucky’s heated one, and you just take a moment to feel him against you.
“I want Dot gone, not just out of your life but out of town. I don’t care if you send her to hell or Timbuktu. Just get rid of that grinning bitch,” you mutter. “If you get rid of her, we can talk again.”
“Uh-erm,” Bucky tilts his hips to press his erection into your core. “Can we still fuck? I didn’t touch Dot, I swear. Yes, I had a few flings here and there, but I know you were riding Steve’s dick over the last months.”
“What can I say – he has a nice dick,” you smirk, hands kneading the knots out of Bucky’s shoulders. “Maybe we can invite him once in a while?”
“What will I get in return?” Bucky husks, searching your eyes. “Doll?”
“You can do that thing with your thing,” a deep guttural growl leaves Bucky’s chest before you find yourself underneath the mobster, pinned to the couch.
“Give me five and I’ll get her out of town. And then, I want to do the thing with my thing in your ass.”
“Not today,” you grumble. “Get me off first and show me you’ll not stray again. If you can prove you are worth my time, you can conquer my ass.”
“I wanna-“ Bucky whines. “You better let me fuck that tight ass, doll. If not, I’ll not let you cum for months…”
“Promises…promises…”
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“Bye, bye, Dottie,” you coo, waving at Steve. The tall blonde drags said woman out of her apartment, not caring Dot screams, fighting Steve with tooth and nails. “Have a nice trip!”
“Bitch!” Dot growls, screaming on the top of her lungs. “You can have that bastard back. He barely made me cum.”
“Did you fuck her?” growling the words you glare at Bucky. “James Buchanan Barnes! Did you fuck that woman?”
“Maybe a little?” Bucky shrugs, rubbing his hands over your arms, grinning sheepishly. “I was barely inside, ya know.”
“What the fuck! There is no ‘I was barely inside’, James. You were inside and fucked her or you weren’t,” you punch his chest harshly. “There is no halfway!”
“Fine, I fucked her ass,” your husband grumbles. “What can I say? We were on a break, and I was lonely.”
“Don’t you fucking dare to tell me you were lonely, Barnes,” pushing against his shoulders you ignore Steve tries to drag you off his friend. “Good thing I rode Steve’s dick excessively. Damn, he was so good!”
“If you don’t stop talking about Steve’s dick I’ll let him fuck you right here, in front of all my men! Maybe I’ll let them have a turn too – huh? All of them!” Bucky threatens, not liking the grin on your lips.
“Oh, please! As if I didn’t already fuck all of your men! Sam was the first I blew off in your car! He tasted like a goddamn popsicle!”
“Lying bitch!” Bucky is in your face, breathes heavily when you exclaim Thor had you on your husband’s desk, followed by his raven-haired brother. “You didn’t fuck my men!”
“I did and if I want to, I’ll do it again. Right here. Right now. All of them in all my holes,” you jab your finger into Bucky’s chest, snickering when he wraps his metal hand around your throat.
“You better think before you speak to me again,” he growls. “Get in my car and shut your mouth.”
“Aw, don’t you want one of your men to shut my mouth with his dick?” you retort, laughing when Bucky roughly shoves you toward his car to bend you over the hood.
“You want to act like a whore, I’ll show you what you’ll get,” Steve tries to stop his friend when Bucky rips your dress down your body, followed by your panties.
“Oh, do you want to fuck me, or will you ask a real man to do so?” laughing manically you spread your legs. “I’m ready for all of them, James.”
“Fucking bitch,” he unzips his pants, impatiently getting his dick out. “I’m gonna fuck you right here for all my men to see.”
“Promises again-“ you giggle, not missing Steve tries to stop his friend. “Will ya fuck me now or shall I ask one of your men?”
“Shut up,” his cock slaps against your ass, and his men turn around, not wanting to peak on you getting fucked. “If anyone takes his eyes off my wife, he’ll fuck her after me!”
“Did you just offer my pussy to all of your men? Naughty, James,” you grin, imagining getting filled by all of Bucky’s men. “Damn, yes.”
“I might add, anyone putting their hands on my wife will die, slow and painful!” you whine, disappointed you’ll only get Bucky’s dick. “Now shut the fuck up and just take my dick like a good girl.”
“Aw, you still think I’m a good girl, Bucky. That’s so sweet of you,” giggling you tap your fingers onto the hood. “Will I get your dick now or do you have performance issues in front of your men?”
“Fucking bitch,” his metal hand roughly fists your hair, presses your face into the cool surface of his car, gives you a stark contrast to his hot cock that nudges at your slit. “I hope you are wet because I don’t care if it hurts for you.”
“Bastard,” filled to the brim seconds later you struggle to breathe. Bucky is not gentle by all means, he roughly grips your shoulders, holds you down like you are nothing but a hole to fill. “Fuck me like a man, if you can.”
“Buck, can we not leave,” Steve grumbles, eyes glued to your body pressed to the car. He would never tell anyone so, but Steve loves to fuck a girl on a car. 
“Watch and maybe, you’ll get a turn too. Sloppy seconds and all,” Sam tries to not look, knowing Bucky is too engrossed in starting to fuck into you. Brock on the other hand rubs his hand over his dick, listening to all the noises you make for your husband.
“Buck, this goes too far,” you moan loudly, feeling Bucky speed up. He doesn’t care if you get off or enjoy the ride; he simply wants to lay claim on your body again. “Bucky!”
“You’ll watch me fuck my wife, Sam,” Bucky moves his hands to your hips, holds your body in a tight grip. “I dare you to look away.”
“Bucky likes to have an audience while we fuck,” you quip, pushing yourself up onto your elbows to meet Steve’s darkened eyes. “Look at you Steve, so hard while your best buddy fucks his wife.
“Can you stop flirting with Steve?” Bucky starts to drag you onto his length, groans with every harsh thrust. “If you don’t stop, I’m going to not let you cum.”
“Don’t challenge me, Barnes!” while you bicker with your husband, his men silently sneak toward their cars, leave you to your coupling. “You better make me cum!”
“Little bitch wants to dictate my life,” he ruts into you, hands pawing at your flesh. “My doll wanted to fuck Stevie, and I let her. But then I want to fuck Natasha and she freaks out.”
“As you didn’t ask me to do so! You fucked her in our bed, and she wore one of my dresses,” you growl, pushing back onto Bucky’s length. “All those bitches, you fucked them on our bed. I would’ve never fucked Steve on our bed!”
“Hypocrite!”
“Cheater!”
“Fucking cum.”
“I’m trying but you lost your mojo,” you pant, smirking at Steve. He’s the last man standing – or rather the only guy watching you and Bucky fuck. 
“Steve, make a mental note. We will put my wife in the dungeon and play with her all night long,” whimpering you look at Steve, imagining all the cruel things both men will do to you. 
“Please.”
“Cum and I’ll hurt you so good…”
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“I forgot we got a freaking sex dungeon,” you roll on your back, stretching your sore body. “So, who’s going to get me food?”
“Steve?”
“I don’t feel my legs, Buck,” Steve groans. “How about you go, and I’ll just lie here, ignoring my sore dick.”
“Don’t be such a baby,” you tut. “I only tried to show you a good time. How should I know you can’t take it?”
“Stevie, if you want to keep up with my wife, you must train your dick,” Bucky snickers, looking around the room to find his pants. “Sam, why are you still on the floor?”
“I need a break,” Sam pants, glancing at Bucky who ushers toward the door to unlock it. “I never thought I will ever not want sex.”
“Aw, my sexy soft bear can’t get up from the floor, Bucky,” you sigh deeply, closing your eyes for a moment. 
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“Did you hear me?” the female asks, disturbing your moment of silence. “Mrs. Barnes, did you hear me?”
Your eyes snap open and you feel the heat creep into your cheeks. Your therapist looks at you, expectantly, waiting for you to answer her question. “What did you imagine?”
“I-I,” you sigh, realizing you daydreamed once again. “To pay him back and, have some fun,” you sniff now. 
“How did you do it? Who are you when you pay him back?” she asks. “Describe the person you are in your dreams.”
“When I imagine paying my husband back, I’m sexy and wild. Not meek and boring. If only I was a little more like that woman, he would’ve never found someone better, sexier, and more interesting.”
“Mrs. Barnes, you are not boring nor unsexy. Men cheat on their women for other reasons,” she tuts. “We talked about your low self-esteem.”
“Doesn’t change the fact she’s a ten and I’m a two, maybe even a one,” you sniffle. “I guess he will file for divorce soon enough to marry that woman. I can’t do anything and feel so helpless. What can I do? Bucky doesn’t love me anymore, maybe he never did.”
There is a knock on your therapists’ door, causing her to frown. “Just a minute, Mrs. Barnes. I wonder who dares to disturb our session.”
“It’s okay,” you give her a soft smile. “I can open it for you, and you can make some more notes.”
“We need to talk,” when you open the door, Bucky stands in front of you, panting heavily, an envelope with papers in his hands. You assume he wants to deliver the divorce papers today, so you nod silently.
“Okay, come in,” defeated you open the door a bit wider to let Bucky inside. “Let’s get this over with.”
You walk toward the couch, holding back the tears while Bucky strips his coat off, tossing it onto the couch, ignoring your therapist completely.
“You need to stop talking to your therapist about me,” he begins. “Y/N, what will happen when she tells anyone about the stuff you told her.”
“I only told her about my doubts, that I feel like a grey mouse,” you sniffle. “There is nothing wrong with it. I try to feel better and get over the fact that I never was pretty or sexy to you.”
Tears run down your face, and you choke out a sob, hating yourself for it. “What the fuck, doll. I gave you time and space, but you’ll not talk about shit with a stranger. I want you to talk to me!”
“About what, Bucky? There is nothing left to say. You want that sexy woman, and I’m going to fade in grey again,” you shrug. “It is what it is.”
“Fade to what?” running one hand down his face Bucky sighs. “Y/N, doll. I was drunk and Natasha asked me if she can stay in the guest room. When I walked into our bedroom she was there, wearing little to nothing.”
“How could you resist a woman like her while having someone like me at home. I’m not-“ your voice cracks when you look down your body. 
“I-I’m sorry that I almost had sex with her. I was stupid. We had this fight, and I was weak that night, baby doll,” he crouches down next to you, gently touches your foot. “Look at me, doll. Natasha can���t compare to you.”
“’s okay, Bucky,” you shrug. “Men like you shouldn’t go for girls like me. You belong to Natasha or anyone else but me.”
“Fucking shit, Y/N! Yell at me. Scream. Throw things. Do anything but blame yourself for my infidelity. I was drunk and made out with Natasha. This was not your fault, it was mine, doll,” he runs his hand up and down your leg, tries to make you talk to him.
“I will sign the papers, no problem.” 
“Papers? What papers? I got you the photos you wanted of the puppy,” Bucky opens the envelope to place the pictures of one of the puppies you liked onto your lap. “I-you see.”
“Puppies? I don’t understand, Bucky,” sniff, wiping your eyes with the sleeve of your shirt. 
“Y/N, can we not talk about what happened?”
“Mr. Barnes, I’m glad you made it to one of our sessions,” your therapist clears her throat, watches you make space on the couch for your husband. “Why don’t we talk about your problems? Maybe I can help you?”
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“OHMYGOD, Bucky,” you giggle, slapping his bare chest while he tries to slip inside of you. “Hey, shouldn’t we do one of those pair therapy exercises?”
“I’m on it, beautiful,” your husband slams into you, ignores you are still sore from your last encounter. Well, you barely made it out of your therapist’s office without fucking the life out of each other. “Aw, you were such a cute shy girl, and I, the big bad mobster just came to the session to help you cope.”
“You’re an asshole,” you pant, cunt already soaked again. “But fuck me, baby. My therapist will be so fucking proud of me for taking the next step.”
“Next step, huh? You went straight to fucking me, Steve, and Sam. That’s not the next step, it’s the ultimate.”
“Yeah, and it was great,” your nails bite into Bucky’s back, leave angry red lines but you don’t care. “I’m gonna lay claim on you again Barnes.”
He growls, hips crashing into yours. “This cunt is mine. No more Sam or Steve,” you hum to yourself, lean back, and decide to just enjoy the ride. “What? Don’t just lie there, doll.”
“I’m tired but want an orgasm. Come on, Buck, work that body,” you grin, watching Bucky move on top of you. “That’s what you wanted. Right? A girl like Dot, who just lies there and takes it.”
“Damnit, doll. Move your body,” he groans when you decide to buck your hips. “More, Y/N. I wanna feel you move your body…”
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“So, a second chance?” your therapist asks when you shyly sit on the couch next to Bucky. Oh, how you love to pretend you are not the devil in disguise.
Your red lips curve into a smirk and you wonder if that smart woman will ever find out the truth about you and Bucky.
“Yes, we will go for more sex and fewer puppies,” Bucky grunts, patting your thigh, squeezing it roughly with his metal hand. “Truth is doc; my girl needs a cock more than anything. Sometimes I’ll bring Steve in, to help me fuck her.”
“What?” your therapist stutters, looking at you with wide eyes. “Mr. Barnes!”
“Oh, she loves it, doc. Last time it was an orgy. I watched Steve, Sam and Thor take turns. She was covered in cum and screamed only my name,” Bucky grins like the devil, already patting his hidden gun.
“I-I,” unsure what to say or how to react to such a confession your therapist slowly gets up from your chair. “I think I’ll need fresh air.”
“Sit, doc,” his voice dangerously low now Bucky dips his head to look her straight in the eyes. “Did you think I don’t know you were selling all those nice information my wife gave you to my enemies?”
“Buck,” you sigh. “Don’t kill another therapist. I liked that one—”
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“Great, now I must find a new therapist thanks to you,” watching Bucky parade around your bedroom, a smirk plastered all over his face you roll your eyes. “Seriously, Barnes. You killed three of my therapists in not eight years.”
“The first dared to say we should file for divorce. I know he only wanted to get a taste of your pussy,” your husband mutters.
“Yeah, but what about therapist number two? He didn’t do anything wrong, still, the cops knocked on my door not days after his disappearance.”
“Hey, it wasn’t me!” Bucky snickers. “Maybe Steve didn’t like your therapist blamed him for our failed marriage.” The bastard shrugs. “Or I had to show him no one touches my wife.”
“He didn’t touch shit, Barnes,” you growl, watching Bucky open the door to the bathroom to reveal his next gift to you. “What?”
“May I present to you—” he smirks when a black cat waltzes into the room, “that’s Hades, its soul is as black as yours.”
“Don’t say shit about black cats,” patting the mattress you watch Hades jump onto the bed, purring. “I love black cats.”
“I know, doll,” laughing Bucky sits on the bed to watch you pat the cat.
“This is your last second chance, Barnes. Next time I’ll just kill you...”
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Demon Brothers as Roommates
Intro:
So, the MC has left the Devildom and, of course, everybody is quite sad… But this time around, they have a little trick up their sleeve. With just a bit of magic (and training thanks to Solomon) the MC can now summon one of their favorite demon boys up to the human world with them! There's just, uh, one problem though… After being summoned to their side, their beloved demon now refuses to leave it.
Alright MC, enjoy your new demonic roommate!!
Lucifer
Apparently Lucifer is on sabbatical… And yes, he does appreciate that irony in that.
Lucifer actually has a surprising amount of human world money stashed away in alias accounts (because this man renting a cheap motel on business trips? Let's be real) so he uses that wealth to get them a place befitting his standards… which are high.
Spacious apartments in nice areas that would make even the upper middle-class shit their pants? Congrats, MC, that's where you're staying now!
Even with all that money, though, Lucifer CANNOT sit idle for a second. The guy is used to working all his life and just sitting around would drive him insane!
Expect him to still be running some Devildom affairs long-distance style while doing something else on the side, probably stock market stuff tbh.
Is going to want to pay for and provide everything himself but will respect the MC if they still want to work and split the bills (not to a ridiculous degree, though, like half-and-half because that would mean getting three jobs at least).
A lot of trips and vacations too, especially if the MC likes to travel. It’s a good excuse to relax while also technically doing something so he doesn’t lose his mind doing nothing in particular.
He is going to be that strict roommate who expects you not to be a slob and isn't afraid to say so. Regularly scheduled cleaning/organization days are mandatory because hygiene is important. Take some pride in yourself and wash up, MC. That kind of thing.
Also going to have short-fuse for… antics. If you want to prank him, do so at your own risk because he may prank back (and that’s not nearly as fun as it sounds, trust me.)
Mammon
Yeah so, living with Mammon is like the inverse of Lucifer. Prepare to be poooor.
Man has no human money, are you kidding me? Even if he did, he wouldn’t keep it for very long. Couples budgeting is a MUST if you’re looking to survive.
The apartment is going to be whatever the MC can more or less afford on their own with Mammon shoved in somewhere like a cheap lamp… Don’t expect a lot of room.
However, Mammon is great at the hustle. Man can work multiple jobs and actually be pretty dang good at them. For the most part, anyway. He may occasionally trip up and get himself fired, but he bounces back quick.
If the MC isn’t so moral he can also uh… “find” some extra money lying around too. Just be careful when playing with fire, right?
Even if they’re poor as shit, Mammon is still a blast to be around. The guy knows how to have fun on and off of a budget. Lots of “window shopping” (getting kicked out of stores for goofing off), nightclubs, amusement parks, and cheap fun. They’ll never be without a story to tell or a smile on their face!
He IS pretty slobbish though. He’s not going to remember to clean up after himself unless told, but he’s also not going to be bothered if they don’t do the same thing. A weekly cleaning day is going to be ideal unless they don’t mind living in a pigsty...
Prank waaaaars!! The kind of guy to get them both water guns and have a war in the middle of the apartment complex. Good luck getting any rest with Mammon around.
Leviathan 
Whelp, your room is now his room, quite literally MC. You had to pick the shut-in…
The guy isn’t exactly poor but what human money he does have is all wrapped up in his many interests… Merch interests specifically. 
Thankfully, he won’t take up too much space. Put him in a room with a desk, bed (or bathtub), TV, and computer and he’s good to go! 
He’s not going to be a complete bum, thankfully. There’s no way that they can get him to leave the apartment, but he can run small online stores (usually anime themed) or become a streamer. Probably enough to help pay the bills, but not much more.
If they don’t mind having a literally permanent housemate, then being with Levi has its own kind fun. Lots of anime marathons, movie nights, and game nights. Really, it’s just like how he was in the House, but now transported to the human world.
Is probably going to want a pet goldfish, snake ,or lizard so prepare to house Henry 3.0.
When he does leave the apartment, it’s to take the MC to conventions, concerts, or anime stores. He always manages to get just enough money for these trips, but never says where the money comes from… Best not to ask. Could be black market for they know...
… He’s a shut-in. He’s a shut-in roommate. Hygiene isn’t exactly his main concern. If they ask him to, he’ll make sure to clean up after himself, but he may need a reminder.
Can have a fun side, but just don’t mess with his stuff too much. He doesn’t need a Mammon 2.0 around too...
Satan
He's either hatching a plan for world domination or adopting 10 cats… One or the other.
About as poor as Mammon at first, but threat not. He won’t be for very long. Satan is intelligent beyond his years (or equivalent his years maybe?) so he’ll probably net himself several degrees within a couple semesters like a certified prodigy.
At that point, there really isn’t much to worry about (aside from student loans, join our pain Satan) but he can sell himself just fine and probably get some high paying job like a lawyer or doctor or whatever… I’m not jealous…
They’ll start out in a pretty modest place, but there will be upgrades fairly quickly when he starts racking it in so Satan’s a fairly decent choice as a roommate.
He does still have that nasty habit of breaking things when he’s pissed off, but that can be subverted by getting a pet! Just hold up whatever cat you own when he’s about to rampage then declare that he’s scaring/upsetting them and he’ll stop in his tracks. Works every time!
Probably going to be the most domestic out of the brothers. He enjoys cooking (and ain’t half bad at it either), shopping is a practical necessity, he’ll take care your pets like they were his own flesh and blood, etc.
There will even to be points where he’s in bed reading in the middle of the night with tea and reading glasses like some kind of grandma so take that image for what you will.
Satan is the prankster of the household, but he does his pranks more as a way to give grief to his enemies rather than for funsies. Be warned, if you poke this bear he will retaliate for sweet, sweet revenge and he has centuries worth of pranks behind him. Good luck.
Asmodeus 
It's a new party every night, sweetie, get used to it!
Asmo is the only other brother who has some amount of money to offer from his own trips to the human world, but it's just a modest amount.
Is totally willing to work to help pay for a nice place. He wants a building nice enough to host parties!
Would go back to modeling and maybe dip his toe into acting from time to time… He gets a lot of gigs (this IS the Avatar of Lust after all) so they won't be strapped for cash. Which is good, because Asmo is a very "business by day, but party every night" kind of person. 
Do know that his shopping is NOT going to slow down either. Keep an eye on the budget.
He’s also going to make friends wherever he goes so he’s going to want for them all to hang out at least somewhat regularly.
That being said, he can tone it down some if the MC so desires, just know that they can’t keep him cooped up in the apartment for too long or he’ll start getting antsy. You can’t keep this stallion locked up, MC, he needs to run free!!
Being with Asmo is going to be like having a free pass to whatever gathering the MC wants to go to, at least. He could even get them into red carpet events with just his sheer charisma, charm, and er-… “charms.” Who doesn’t want to meet their favorite actress or singer, eh?
But oh, sweetie, please don’t prank him! Life is too short to waste on silly games (he also just genuinely just doesn’t enjoy being messed with so best not do it).
Beelzebub 
Brave choice, MC, but quick question. How in the world are you going to pay your food bills???
Beel is a real sweetheart through and through but his stomach is NOT. That thing will eat them out of house and home! (Maybe even literally!!) Both of them are going to have to work and probably some pretty looong hours (cause he’s got no money either).
Honestly, Beel would be best as a personal trainer in the human world. He’s a pretty decent combination of tough but genuinely kind and motivating. (The fact that he’s pretty easy on the eyes would help out a lot too).
But the MC won’t have to worry about Beel sneaking off with someone just looking for some “quality time.” He’d take his job seriously, though he’s not particularly versed in what the human body can’t handle so only the really dedicated (or masochistic) would stick with him anyway.
“Good work last week, April! You did so well that we’re going to go from 500 pushups to a thousand! … I can see you’re worried, but I believe in you.”
But hey, he can deadlift well over 2,000 pounds without breaking a sweat so who has the balls to argue with him, anyway?
Trying out every restaurant in town would be a must. He’d even plan out vacations for them with the sole purpose of travelling the globe and tasting the different flavors. Food trips!!
He's neat enough since he used to tidy up a lot for Belphie so no need to worry about him picking up after himself (except for the occasional pile of wrappers. Toss those out unless you want ants)
I mean, you can prank Beel if you want. He'll be pretty good-natured about it as long as it stays harmless. Just don't ruin any of his food, got it?
Belphegor 
So… Belphie makes for some excellent décor! Really he is great at laying around and looking fantastic just… he’s not that great at much else...
Realistically, choosing Belphie as a roommate is kind like having a high maintenance pet. He’s good for love and cuddles, but he’s not going to be helping with the bills or anything unless they whine incessantly about it.
If the MC can make enough for the both of them, then it should be fine. They won’t get upset and he won’t be crabby but if not… Oh boy.
Regular job Belphie is a needy Belphie. He’ll come back from whatever job he’s working, likely a night shift, and demand attention or cuddles right then and there. He needs to recharge those batteries, after all...
If he isn’t working then he's at his happiest. He can even pull off being a “househusband” of sorts. He’s not going to go above and beyond the call of duty, but he can keep the place clean, get a basic meal on the table (provided someone teaches him some human recipes), and get groceries if he needs to… You know, basic domestic shit.
They’re going to have to come to terms with the fact that, at some level, Belphie just doesn’t believe in “common curtesy” or “human decency.” If some neighbors are being too noisy for his liking, he will troll them to oblivion and beyond. He may even get sued for it if he takes it too far, so the MC will have to keep an eye on him…
He’s the House’s #2 prankster, but unlike Satan he doesn’t need any malice to be a little shit. The MC will be pranked and it will be at the most unexpected times. Be warned...
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scuttle-buttle · 3 years
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Chapter 17
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WC: 1131
Rated: E
Chapter Tags: angst, language, discussions of student/professor relationships, age difference
A/N: so I'm actually going out of town for a week and I'm not sure I'll be able to write much if at all so I figured I'll be nice and not leave yall hanging too much
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A sea of petrified students part as you come raging down the academic building’s hallway. You waste no time in throwing open the heavy wooden door to his office. It hasn’t even had time to slam shut before you begin your tirade.
“What the fuck is your problem?” you seeth.
Laszlo sighs, annoyed at having his work interrupted for the second time in the last hour. The headache from his encounter with Sara made his temples throb uncomfortably. He once again removes his glasses, tossing them indelicately onto the desk, before running a hand through his neatly combed hair. “What, is it not allowed that I do my work in peace?” He does nothing to hide his exasperation as he lifts his head to face you. The dark bags under your eyes remind him of his own.
“I don’t know who the hell you think you are, some high and mighty hot-shot professor, but I do not need your pity money,” you spit at him. “It’s disgusting and patronizing and quite frankly fucked up. It’s bad enough that you fucking fire me over text for no goddamn reason, but then you go rub it in my face just how much I needed this job and the money. I’m not some pathetic charity case, Laszlo. I can figure out my own shit and I don’t need your help to do it!”
Midway through your rant he stood up from his desk. Now Laszlo is more confused than angry at your outburst. Charity case? “I haven’t the slightest idea what you’re on about.”
You scoff. “Oh, don’t play dumb, it’s beneath you. You were supposed to fix the system to say that you removed me from being your TA. But no, you went and kept me on payroll on purpose so that, what, I didn’t go starving on the streets without you? You think that I’m so incapable of taking care of myself that only you, the great Dr. Laszlo Kreizler could help, and just so you could feel better about yourself?” The sarcasm drips heavily in your tone.
With the raising of your voice so did your frustration. Laszlo could feel it pushing off you in waves, stoking the fire within his own emotions. He lets out a dark chuckle at the preposterousness of your accusation. “If you think for even a moment that I have done anything out of pity for you then you truly must be beyond yourself. I have not done anything outside of what is required for my position as your supervisor and professor at this university. If you have a problem with that, you may take it to the Dean," he sneers. "As for your accusation of treating you like a charity case - that was never my intention nor purpose. I became preoccupied and did not find the time to change your status in the system.” He looks you up and down from where he stands, his eyes cold. “You have much to learn if you are going to expect people to take you seriously as an academic.”
Jabbing a finger towards him, you yell “don’t you talk down to me like I’m a child! God, you are infuriating!” You throw up your hands and begin to pace the office. Taking a breath, you try to bring some logic into your fuming thoughts. “Okay fine, let’s say I do believe that you forgot to fix it. That still doesn’t explain why you fired me out of the blue. Was I not doing my job correctly?”
“You did what was asked of you.” He does his best to sound neutral in his response.
“That doesn’t- ugh- that doesn’t answer the damn question, Laszlo! For once, why can’t you act like a human being and not like some omnipotent god that just takes pleasure in pointing out everyone else's flaws?” The fire behind your eyes blazes hotter than the surface of the sun.
Circling the desk he comes to stop a few feet from you. His shoulders are rigid as he glares down at you. “Perhaps I will the day you yourself get a hold on your own actions. You are intelligent beyond your own comprehension, yet you present yourself as a naïve child might. You speak as though your ideals are the only ones that could possibly be entertained. You are loud and confrontational and irritating-”
You cut him off; “I could say the same thing about you!” You pause a short beat. At this point you decide to rip the proverbial band aid off - “Is it because we almost kissed? Did I really fuck it up that bad or are you just unable to grow up and be a big boy with your feelings? Because you’ve been giving me all these signs and if they aren’t really there then fuck, Laszlo, you need to figure out how to actually talk to someone without making them think you have feelings. Or is it because you’re a professor and I’m your aide? Am I some stupid little girl that caught feelings for her teacher? Does the idea offend you that much that you had to get rid of me-”
“I CAN’T!” he yells mere inches from you. His shout stops you in your tracks, your eyes darting between his own pitch black pupils. Laszlo's face is flushed, his temples throb.
He sees red as he tries to defend himself from your onslaught. “I cannot be around you!” He growls, pacing away from you towards the back wall.
You don’t let him get away so easily, following him with a single measured step. “Laszlo… why not?” You are enraged and heartbroken, but you need answers no matter how much they might rip your soul to shreds.
He runs his fingers through his already mussed hair, pulling at the strands. “Because I feel my control slipping when you are around. Everyday you sit here and all I want is to be near you, to feel you against me, to know every thought that crosses that beautiful mind. I become more and more alienated from my own when I am with you. I’m not sure I have much sanity left. There are certain things a man cannot control...” You hear his swallow. “I’m afraid of what I might do if you stay…”
When you do not respond he glances over his shoulder. You stand where he had left you, your jaw clenched, eyebrows scrunched together. He continues to study you from across the room. Neither of you say anything.
Finally, you open your mouth to whisper out “I’m afraid of what might happen if I don’t.”
The words are barely past your mouth when he launches himself towards you, his left hand tilting your jaw forward to crush his lips against yours.
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Going off from the free dating headcanon… how about some for Miguel and Agata? >.<
I’m so happy to see another blog writing for the shishigumi, they’re finally getting the character development they deserved
I'm happy to write for the lovable bastards, though it does seem like there's only 1 or 2 other blogs that write for all of the Shishigumi.
Speaking of blogs, @couldyouspeakmyname is a very nice one ü, please check them out if you haven't already!
I had to keep the word limit in mind (especially since there's 2 characters involved here), so, if this ask wasn't what you wanted, feel free to let me know and I can try again!
— Psychic
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General Dating Headcanons
Agata
Agata has had his fair share of partners. Society makes lions out to be good leaders, and so, many animals begin relationships with them. Agata's a darker-coloured lion, so this effect was multipled for him.
While he did have a “bad boy” phase, Agata is truly a nice person at heart.
That would have been more than enough for others to stay in a relationship with him, had he been born almost any other animal.
He was cheated on a lot by love interests who wanted to make a lion jealous, and by those who expected something . . . more passionate from a relationship with a lion.
As a result, Agata's very clingy, and mayhaps a bit bitter.
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Miguel
Miguel's relationships tend to last 6 months to 1 year, but never much longer than that. He doesn't have much of an interest in relationships, but he's open to love if it finds him first.
Previous lovers had a tendency to sexualise him— this is something that makes Miguel very uncomfortable.
He doesn't mind dirty jokes, etc, but more intimate actions have been partially ruined for him.
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Meeting Them
Agata
It's quite possible that you ran into him at a local community college.
I can imagine Agata taking a course there— perhaps it's related to technology?
It's also quite possible that the both of you shared the same, mandatory class.
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“oh shit oh shit oh shit . . .”
A noise that was more whisper than spoken word. You don't see it, but you can almost taste the anxiety that flows over from your colleague.
Your eyes moved involuntarily over to your left, where a dark-maned lion crawled on his hands and knees, as if searching for something.
You rest your head on your hand. “Looking for something?”
A muffled, “Dropped my pen . . .”
You fished about in your pencil case, pulling out one of your spares. It wasn't nearly as favoured as your gel pens, and, it also wasn't one you would miss if someone were to steal it.
“You can borrow this one . . . just give it back.”
You had never seen someone look so grateful; the expression was genuine, which filled your body with a cosy warmth.
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Miguel
Perhaps you met him at the gym.
Although Miguel had more than enough exercise equipment at the Mansion, he preferred to workout away from the Black Market.
It gave him the chance to organise his thoughts.
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“STAY FIT”— a simple, two word long mantra and a reminder of the New Year’s resolution you wanted to keep.
In order to achieve that goal, you signed yourself up for a gym— it was only a few blocks away on foot. Since it was so close, you were always the first one there . . .
Or rather, you were always the first one there, until recently.
“You must really love working out,” You struck up pleasant conversation whenever the both of you took your breaks. There wasn't anything else to do, really.
The feline, whose mane was tied up neatly behind him, took a swig of his bottled water. “I suppose you could say that.”
It was a curt response, yes, but it was also the start of a wonderful acquaintanceship.
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Growing Closer
Agata
over the course of several weeks, Agata racked up a fine collection of pens— all of them yours, of course.
Somehow, you didn't believe that you would get them back.
It didn't matter much though— you had more than enough to spare.
The pair of you studied together often; either on-campus or back at your place.
His notes were very neat, you noticed.
He divided his pages into three sections; one for definitions, one for summarisations of the text and one for miscellaneous notes.
When you expressed your interest, Agata is more than happy to explain the Cornell Method to you.
You were just pleased that all the pens you lent him hadn't gone to waste.
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Miguel
you actually had to put some effort in before Miguel felt comfortable enough instigating a conversation with you.
In the beginning, you talked to yourself, more or less.
Miguel gave short, curt answers in reply.
You both took note of what subjects the other person was interested in, and then went from there.
Polite conversation made to pass the time became deep and insightful discussions.
Miguel kept a neutral expression when speaking to you, but after a while, his lips curved into a pleasant smile more and more often.
You liked his smile.
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Going Steady
Agata
You didn't notice the way Agata’s hands shook until much later, when you were both reminiscing on how he had asked you out the first time.
You did notice that the lion had a few bags’ worth of stationery with him, though.
“Finally decided to return those pens you borrowed?” You were teasing of course — your friendship with him was such that you didn't care about those trivial things anymore.
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“Let’s go see a movie tonight!”
You blinked once. Twice.
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Then, you cleared your throat. “Ah . . . sure—” You turned around, intending to fetch a jacket. “I’ll just get a coat and—”
“Y-you can borrow mine!”
Thought it was several sizes too large, Agata's jacket was indeed very comfortable.
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Miguel
It just sort of happened.
One thing led to another, really, and soon, the both of you were bouncing ideas back and forth.
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“You're weird,” You snorted, playful as always. With the gentle push of a button, the treadmill belt beneath you began to move.
You thought you saw Miguel smile. He slung his towel over one of the machine's handle bars. “Maybe so, but, aren't you going to answer? It's not hard, right?”
“Well . . .” You clicked your tongue, actually thinking. “I've always wanted to go cycling at the park with someone else.”
“Are you free Thursday?”
You eyed the lion suspiciously, but nodded, “Mhm . . .”
But then, it clicked, “Oh . . .”
It really clicked, and you broke out into a wide grin, nodding up and down quickly.
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Dating
Agata
he was very nervous at first, and very, very clingy.
He felt as if he had to keep impressing you, and giving you gifts just to keep you around.
You didn't think much of it at first, but you drew a line when he arranged for a limosuine to drop you off at your agreed rendezvous point.
Where did he even get the money for a limo, anyways?
You called the date off, in favour of talking it out with him.
Though a part of you wanted to let Agata have it, the more sensible part just wanted to know why.
As the both of you stood in the parking lot of the movie theater, you noticed that several pairs of eyes were on you.
You grabbed him by the hand and, after a short walk, came to a more secluded area.
You sighed, and told Agata exactly how you felt.
In turn, he explained his side of the issue.
It wasn't planned for, but you both enjoyed the impromptu heart-to-heart under the stars nonetheless.
It was enjoyed so much so, that neither of you saw the black car which drove away, its scar-faced driver satisfied that Agata could handle things from there.
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Miguel
dating Miguel feels as if you're hanging out with a dear friend — which you were, in a way.
Your dates are spent cycling around the district, dominating patronising the local basketball court and just enjoying the other’s company.
And then, you slept together.
It had been late, so, you told him that he could crash at your place until daylight.
Despite your insistence that he take the bed while you slept on the sofa, Miguel was adamant that it be the other way around.
You had shrugged your shoulders, and decided not to fight him on it further.
Come morning, you had successfully moved him into your bed— he looked mad uncomfortable on the couch, anyways.
To your surprise, Miguel awoke with a start, a hand over his chest and eyes wide.
He demanded to know whether or not the both of you had done anything the previous night.
You didn't know about his . . . fear at the time, but you knew that you had royally fucked up.
You promised not to do that sort of thing again, and the rest of the morning is spent in the other's arms.
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