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gayllamafromspace · 8 months
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(Art by me, I put maybe too much effort into this damn fic)
Fandom: Wednesday (TV 2022)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Larissa Weems/Original Female Character(s), Larissa Weems/Reader, Gomez Addams/Morticia Addams, Wednesday Addams/Enid Sinclair, Larissa Weems & Reader, Marilyn Thornhill | Laurel Gates & Reader, Marilyn Thornhill | Laurel Gates & Larissa Weems
Characters: Larissa Weems, Marilyn Thornhill | Laurel Gates, Wednesday Addams, Enid Sinclair, Xavier Thorpe, Rowan Laslow, Tyler Galpin, Francoise Sylvanne Galpin, Donovan Galpin, Noble Walker, Lucas Walker (Wednesday), Vlad (Wednesday), Morticia Addams, Gomez Addams, Pugsley Addams, Thing (Addams Family), Fester Addams, Bianca Barclay, Divina (Wednesday), Yoko Tanaka, Eugene Ottinger, Annita Bevington (OC/Reader), Gale Filander (OC), Helen Hillard (OC)
Additional Tags: Character Death, Minor Character Death, Blood and Gore, Mutilation, Nevermore Academy (Wednesday), Fluff and Angst, Fluff, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Friendship, Friends to Lovers, Teacher Reader, History Jokes, Poisoning, Poison, Wolfsbane Poisoning, Banter, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canonical Character Death, Investigations, Murder, Attempted Murder, Grave Robbers, milf OC/reader, doesn't have kids, but in their forties, history professor, Botany, Fun Teacher, POV Third Person, chronically allergic to first person pov, had a friend beta read, Updating the tags as I go, TikTok, sorry but it had to happen, philomena cunk - Freeform, because she's fucking hilarious, Slow Burn, Slow Romance, pop culture references, there might be an occasional song cameo, Addams Family References, we bully historic figures here
Summary: Annita Bevington joined the Nevermore staff two years ago. It had been a peaceful and refreshing change of pace, working with outcasts. Every experienced teacher will tell you that the first year in a new school is the hardest. That rule clearly doesn't apply to Nevermore. Third time's the charm! If you could call chaos and a generous amount of bloodshed charming.
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clown-owo · 10 months
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"he would not fucking say that" has a younger sibling called "i don't know what he WOULD say but whatever it is its not THAT"
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iceeericeee · 6 months
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Reblog if you think polyamorous people are valid
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Jason: oh so being an anti-hero is sexy and cool when your fuck buddies do it, but god forbid I-your SON-even touch a duffel bag full of heads. Is it the lack of tits B? Is it?
Bruce:
Jason:
Bruce:
Jason: 🤨
Bruce: never say that to me again *melts into darkness*
Dick: *muffled wheezing from medbay bed*
Jason: see how he didn’t answer?
Dick: *actually dead from his broken rib puncturing a lung*
Jason: *pokes dick* *pokes dick* *pokes dick*
Jason: if I had tits this would have never been an issue :/
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nereidprinc3ss · 2 months
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like real people do
in which spencer gets home from a case and fem!reader is feeling extra clingy
fluff (18+ for nudity) warnings/tags: reader referred to as a girl, non-sexual nudity/intimacy (again....??...), if you have daddy issues you'll prob like it, i should try therapy, technically suggestive, not even one whiff of plot, just cute shit a/n: wrote about a heatwave because winter makes me crave death. kisses!
It was hot in LA, and it’s a different, muggier kind of hot back at Spencer’s apartment when he gets home at four in the morning. The plan is to take a quick shower without waking you and then pass out for ten hours, but as soon as he opens the bedroom door, plans change. 
Even the sheer sleep-deprivation he’s experiencing can’t hamper the smile that forms when he sees you face down on the bed, fan on the highest setting and pointed straight at you, and conspicuously lacking a shirt. He drops his bag and folded suit jacket to the floor, trudging to the bed before practically falling upon you, pressing a trail of kisses up your spine.
A little sleepy grumble from you notifies him that his plans of keeping you asleep have failed, but he can’t find it within himself to be too broken up about it. 
“Spence!” you murmur, voice so quiet and scratchy with sleep but still drenched in pure adoration and joy. 
“Hi, baby,” he says, lifting his weight off of you just enough for you to turn over before he collapses on top of you again. He slips his arms underneath you and around your waist just as you wrap your arms around him. 
“You’re home.”
“I am,” he agrees, burying his face in your neck with a sigh. “And I missed you so much, pretty girl.”
He laughs when you kick the blanket away, attempting to wrap your legs around him like a koala bear. 
“Did you kiss any movie stars while you were gone?”
“Not a one,” he assures you, pressing his lips to your jaw like an offering. 
“Are you sure?”
“I am positively sure. Did you give up on clothing yourself while I was gone?”
“You don’t know how hot it was earlier when I was trying to fall asleep. There was no other option.”
He hums, his face still slotted under your jaw like pieces of a puzzle. 
“You should go back to sleep. I’m just going to take a shower and then I’m coming to bed.”
Your hands weaves through his hair gently, which doesn’t make him feel any less like passing out where he is. 
“Can I come?”
“To the shower?” He chuckles, rousing slightly. “You’re welcome to, but it’s not going to be very exciting. I’m exhausted.”
“That’s okay,” you assure him. “There will be no funny business whatsoever.”
“Okay. Come on, lovebug.”
He rolls off the bed, pulling you to your feet with just a little bit too much force. The momentum send you stumbling into him, but he catches you gratefully and captures your lips in a sweet kiss. 
“Wait,” you order when he tries to pull away. “Not done yet.”
“Oh, you’re not?” He laughs against you between kisses, but slowly the humor fades and he loops his arms around your waist, gently rocking the two of you back and forth for a very long moment. “You are in rare form tonight, sweet girl,” he murmurs, finally pulling away from the kiss for good. 
“I’m not all the way awake yet,” you admit. “What’s that called, again?”
“Hypnagogia.” He presses a kiss to your temple, loosening his hold on you. “I am also rapidly losing consciousness so we need to make this shower super quick, okay?”
“I know, I know! I said I would behave!”
“I’ll believe it when I see it,” he says dryly, tugging you toward the adjoining bathroom. You pout.
“Your lack of faith in me hurts."
Despite his hesitations, the shower remains PG-13. You cling to him pretty much the entire time like a flowering vine, but no untoward advances are made. 
“Okay, you’re going to have to let go of me long enough so I can put some clothing on.”
Spencer says it lightheartedly, but you huff dramatically anyway, sitting on the edge of the bed as he roots through drawers in search of pajamas. When he produces a shirt for himself, your favorite of his, you object. 
“Wait, I wanna wear that one.”
“Oh? I thought you don’t do shirts anymore,” he teases, tossing it to you before finding another for himself. You pull it over your head, getting up again to search for a pair of shorts as he gets dressed. 
“Well, since you’re so concerned that I’m a sex-crazed harlot, I figure I’d better wear some clothes.”
“I never said that,” he reprimands gently, pulling you backward by your waist. “If you decided to forgo clothing completely, I would respect that decision.”
“You think you’re so funny.”
The two of you land on the bed, a tangle of limbs as he pulls you close as humanly possible. 
“I think I’m delirious,” he admits. With a start you realize the room is lit with the very early beginnings of dawn—you don’t even want to know how long he’s been awake. Suddenly you feel very guilty. 
“Oh—I’m really sorry for keeping you up, Spence.”
“Don’t worry about it, sweetheart. I’m comfortable with my choices.” His hand finds the small of your back, rubbing small comforting circles over the bare skin. “Now, go to sleep.”
“Okay,” you murmur, eyes fluttering shut. “Love you.”
“I love you,” Spencer sighs dreamily. “So much.”
And the warmth you feel then has nothing to do with the heatwave. 
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bisexualfbiagents · 4 months
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THE X FILES | Fox Mulder's Standup Comedy Demo Reel (part 1/?)
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one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible
like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that
#zedaph#hermitcraft#genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post#i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-''#only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed#and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected#not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits#but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on#and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place''#at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE'#i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line#bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa#sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare#idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then#so maybe its not nearly as rare these days#but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8#when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him#and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people#so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video
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hauntingyourself · 2 months
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Lord Huron has been rotting my brains for the better part of the year so far. This is the result of that
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getmenaced · 2 months
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In my short time on Tumblr ive noticed that you all are very fond of gortashes titties. Hrm. interesting. Needless to say this will be going in everyones file.
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hiimcanadia · 1 month
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There's a lot of posts out there reminding people that they don't have to respond to every stupid post they see but I feel like it's worth saying that you also don't have to finish reading the post once you've realized it's stupid. Easily one of my favorite things about the internet is the ability to get like two sentences into a post and go "actually I think you're wrong" and then just stop reading.
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forestborg · 3 months
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Who could possibly be causing Lae’zel to make this face ?
(It’s Shadowheart. Obviously it’s Shadowheart. She’s in the full version on Twitter 😌).
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scalierpepper · 5 months
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necromancy is cool
I really struggled with this angle and I was too stubborn to give up so there's a lot of things that aren't quite right, but I want to call it done and I really like the composition so I send it into the tumblr void for you to see anyways ~~
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metaphoricallyrose · 5 months
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More!
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parasitoidism · 10 months
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Coping with beating innocent sin rn
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the-king-of-lemons · 4 months
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has anyone done this yet
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I'm so sorry you're hurting yourself like this. You're clearly an autistic young woman. I hope you get the help you need ❤️
thank you so much!! i really needed this encouragement. it means so much to hear you call me a woman, especially since im a cisgender male.
i will get the help i need! ill look into hormone replacement therapy and become the beautiful autistic young woman you see inside me!!
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