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notahorseindisguise · 5 hours
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notahorseindisguise · 6 hours
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ok everyone how are you all
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notahorseindisguise · 6 hours
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i love you guys did you know that. unless youre gay
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notahorseindisguise · 17 hours
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Bro balls collection part 1
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notahorseindisguise · 17 hours
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He was trying to make sure you could be horny on main and still get paid. The hero we needed not the hero we deserved.
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notahorseindisguise · 17 hours
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@iseetheisland
Stop. Please back up. That's not a Manic Pixie Dream Girl. That's a Feral Non Binary Autistic and they're highly aggressive towards outsiders.
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notahorseindisguise · 17 hours
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notahorseindisguise · 18 hours
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for half of the year everyone is a little bit sick. and we're ok with this
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notahorseindisguise · 18 hours
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they couldn't make kitchen nightmares today. it's because of the woke. instead of burgers gordon ramsay would have to show them how to make pronouns
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notahorseindisguise · 18 hours
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Did you know? You can actually still visit the sprawling set for the fictional country of Greece which was invented for Mamma Mia! (2008)
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notahorseindisguise · 18 hours
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oh my god paul you met cher ?!?!?
paul: I FORGOT CHAT POSTS WERE A THING TOOOOO I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE IN YEARS cher: hey its me cher
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notahorseindisguise · 18 hours
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me: so i take the frozen pizza out of the box and i pull off all the pepperoni and i put it back on but like evenly gordon ramsay: wow me: yeah and then i'll put some extra shredded cheese on it before i put it in gordon ramsay: fucking hell. bloody delicious
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notahorseindisguise · 18 hours
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me: so i take the frozen pizza out of the box and i pull off all the pepperoni and i put it back on but like evenly gordon ramsay: wow me: yeah and then i'll put some extra shredded cheese on it before i put it in gordon ramsay: fucking hell. bloody delicious
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notahorseindisguise · 18 hours
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ok . good morning team !!!!
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me when i stand barefoot on a hot floor on a summers day
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if i was a drag king i think my name would be Mendel Illness
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