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80yearoldmanmoodboard · 5 months
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So…I watched Head.
I didn’t know what was going on, this was my favorite part, 10/10 film over all.
*minor flash warning for the video. There’s a few parts with strobe-like flashing for short periods (only a few seconds)
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merevide · 6 months
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idc if they make the saw franchise consist of only flashbacks or say she has a twin or a clone or they resurrected her from the dead the people need amanda young on their screens
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frogplayingguitar · 10 months
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has anybody else seen that merge mansion ad with Pedro Pascal where it’s like a movie trailer and a crime documentary i know i’m not hallucinating (again) that cuz i have video proof
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simhrt · 5 months
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more boob k!nks 😗
boob kinks — enhypen (ot6)
warnings before every member
a/n : happy new year guys! this has been in my drafts since so long omg. idrk if these are “boob kinks” (?) tbh i just wrote what i see each of them doing with their s/o’s boobs, sorry i’m so stupid help.
heeseung
warnings : slightly perverted (?); use of nicknames (love)
you and heeseung decided to clean up around your apartment today. it was finally summer break and you had some time on your hands before workload filled up your plate again, so you decided to make the most of it by asking your boyfriend to help you clean up your store room. since it felt as if it was almost a 100 degrees outside, you took off your flannel, revealing your black tank top underneath. heeseung continued to clean some photoframes but he most definitely was staring at your boobs. since his hands were doing the work, you didn’t notice him. he would do this often. it wouldn’t matter how much cleavage your piece of clothing showed, he would always be staring at your chest. those round and perfect boobs turned him on so much. he was practically drooling with the way they jumped up and down as you struggled to fix things on the top shelf. "hee, a little help here?" you caught him staring at you. he was startled when you suddenly spoke to him. "right, sorry." he got up quickly. "if you were looking at me then why didn’t you offer to help me beforehand?" you asked while handing him the remaining stuff. "uh.." he cleared his throat. he put the last thing up and turned towards you. "okay love, can we take a break?" before you could say something, he took off his shirt, revealing his abs that were glistening with sweat. "i promise i'll make it up to you."
jay
warnings : nicknames (baby)
jay had come over to watch a movie with you. after his busy schedule, he deserved a relaxing evening with his girlfriend. both of you were on the couch, cuddling. you sat in front of him and he sat behind you while wrapping you up in his arms completely. it felt so warm and comfortable. you wore just your shirt with nothing underneath, along with your shorts. you loved fiddling with his hands, so you grabbed one of them and intertwined your fingers with his. he kissed your head as you continued to play with his fingers. you positioned his hand on one of your boobs, followed by him caressing them. something about them drove him so fucking crazy. he would love it when you wouldn’t wear anything underneath your clothes. he loves the way they bounce when you’re riding him, the way their pace matches the pace at which you’re riding him. he's all in for treating you like a princess during and after sex but was such a big tease when it came to your boobs. he un-wrapped his arms from your body and grabbed both your boobs, massaging them slowly as he felt your nipples harden under his touch. "jay.." you groaned, causing him to chuckle softly. "let me take my time with them baby? i missed them so much. just give me some time and i'm gonna show my princess how much i missed her, all of her."
jake
warnings : extremely perverted
you were sleeping peacefully on your bed. your boyfriend jake was outside, finishing up some work. usually you guys cuddle while sleeping, but tonight was different. you had gone to bed earlier than him since you were extremely tired. after a few minutes, he entered the room. he saw you sleeping but didn’t want to wake you up by wrapping himself around you. he knew that him doing that would disturb you and you’d have trouble going back to sleep, so he just laid down on the other side of the bed. he wasn’t that sleepy so he went on his phone. a few minutes later, you tossed and turned towards him while still being fast asleep. he shut his phone since he didn’t want any direct light entering your eyes. he checked up on you and noticed that your blanket was all messed up. he adjusted it but stopped as soon as he noticed your boobs. you slept with a sports bra on and they were squished together, making them look bigger than they normally do. your nipples were hard because of the air conditioner and the lack of warmth from the blanket. they looked as if they were begging to be freed. jake traced his fingers on them as he gasped softly. he carefully shifted the fabric to reveal one of your hard nipples. he gave it a little kiss before putting his hand in his trousers. he started rubbing his hard cock while staring at your huge boobs and hard nipples. he felt like a pervert but he couldn’t care less. he rubbed his thumb on his tip and covered his mouth since his moans could get extremely loud. he could feel his orgasm approaching as images of you completely naked flashed before his eyes. he increased his pace while attaching his gaze to your boobs once again while also constantly looking at your face, imagining the way it looks when he’s pounding into you, your eyes rolling back in pleasure. in no time, he shot his seeds inside his trousers as he breathed heavily, riding out the high from his orgasm. he quickly got up and washed his hands. he came back to cover you up in the blanket, gave you a little kiss on your forehead and thanked god for the fact that you managed to stay asleep during all of this.
sunghoon
warnings : nicknames (my love); hickeys
you were invited to your cousin’s birthday. even though you hated the thought of going, you were forced to do so by your mother. you sighed in annoyance as you rummaged through your wardrobe. “babe? which one?” you asked your boyfriend sunghoon who was trying on a couple of coats. “the one which covers you up completely.” he said as he chuckled. you rolled your eyes. “hoon please, as it is I don’t want to go and it’s enough that i feel that way. i don’t need to show it too. so can you please help me decide?” you said as you plopped down on your bed. he walked over to you and sat down next to you. rubbing your shoulders, he said, “my love, let me help you relax a bit. wanna do our “getting-ready-together-but-it’s-basically-a-quickie” ritual?” you smirked, suddenly forgetting all about your bad mood. he stood up and kissed you passionately yet hungrily, making you lay on the bed instantly. he took off the robe you were wearing to reveal nothing but your beautiful naked body. he traced his slender fingers all over as he continued to kiss you before moving towards your boobs. wasting no time, he took one of your nipples in his mouth and sucked hard on it, swirling his tongue around your sensitive flesh. you moaned his name and gripped his hair tightly as you felt him biting your boobs lightly. he loved doing that and knew you loved it too. he loved putting those fangs to work and seeing the marks right after. he loved to lick and bite the already red and purple marked up area continuously till he was satisfied. he gave your nipples multiple kisses and got up to see his masterpiece. he smirked and helped you get up. “oh look at the time, we should leave now.” he said. “and also, you now have a reason to cover up.”
sunoo
warnings : perverted (taking pictures); nicknames (baby)
you and sunoo were out for a date. since sunoo LOVED cafés, he decided to take you on a date to a new place which had just opened up. you wore a cute and short floral dress which really complimented your boobs and thighs. both of you ordered the specials. "baby, can you take some pictures of me?" you asked him. "you didn’t have to ask baby. i was gonna do that anyway." he smiled as he took his phone out and began taking pictures of you. you posed with your hands in front of you as if you were sitting like a princess. the pose made your boobs press together, making them look bigger than usual. he took a deep breath and gulped as he stared at your boobs through his screen. he zoomed in and took pictures of them instead, completely forgetting your original request. he could feel himself getting hard at the thought of his hands and mouth on your boobs. he was so gentle yet so eager when it came to touching you. he would make eye contact with you while kissing you all over your body. he would hold hands while licking your round boobs, kissing them, sucking on your nipples as you moaned his name. "baby, are the pictures good?" you asked, making him snap out of his dirty thoughts. he gulped as he put his phone back in his pocket. "uh..yes baby..so fucking good."
jungwon
warnings : nicknames (baby)
you and jungwon were moving in together to another apartment. halfway through clearing out stuff from his closet, you noticed one of your fishnet tops hidden deep inside his drawers. you held it up and turned towards him. “you had this? i’ve been looking for this since like a month!” you exclaimed. jungwon stood there with his cheeks flushed and a smirk on his face. “it wasn’t in a position for you to wear it after the last time you had that top on.” he said as he walked closer to you. you smirked as you shut the doors of the closet behind your back. “is it? i don’t remember..” you took a step closer to him. “how about you remind me baby?” you took off your top with nothing underneath and put the fishnet top on. without a second thought, jungwon picked you up and pressed his lips against yours. he kissed you hungrily and at a fast pace, not allowing you to breathe. he set you down on the couch and while you gasped softly for air, he took off his sweatpants and grabbed some lube from the counter and poured it on your boobs. he massaged them and flicked your nipples as you moaned with pleasure. he put some lube on his dick and pumped it a few times, groaning as he grew impatient. he positioned it in between your boobs and almost immediately started thrusting at a fast pace. “oh fuck..i miss-missed this..” he moaned as he threw his head back. fucking your boobs was like a stress reliever to him. he could give up heaven if he had to just to see you beneath him with your boobs swallowing his dick completely. the sensation of the fabric rubbing against his tip and your tongue flicking it continuously was enough to make his dick twitch and shoot his warm cum all over your lips and chest. he breathed out heavily as he got off you. you took of your top and he cleaned you up with a towel. he gave you a kiss on your forehead and picked up your top from the floor and smirked at you. “looks like this is gonna spend some more time at my place.”
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joygyuz · 3 months
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when reader has an oral fixation *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
warnings: txt (seperately) x impliedfem!reader, reader gives head a lot, implied longhaired!reader in tyuns, uhh idrk what else tell me if i missed anything
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YEONJUN | ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾
- would be obsessed with the way you’re constantly asking to kiss him or suck him off
- he’s like “i thought you’d never ask” even if you’re asking like a billion times everyday
- would find it so cute how you suck him off with such enthusiasm even if you’ve done it so much already
- and then you always asked to be fucked in missionary
- cuz you wanna kiss him
- he’s literally your fanboy you’re the cutest thing ever to him
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SOOBIN | ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾
- when you guys first met you had a lollipop in your mouth
- and he didnt really think much of it
- but then he realized how often you were sucking on something or had something in your mouth, whether it was a gum drop or a lollipop
- and he asked about it, and you just plainly admitted that it’s a weird habit you developed
- he didn’t know that habit would carry into your sexual life
- so you were always asking to suck him off, but he honestly didn’t mind and found it really cute tbh
- you’re just always like, “soob can I suck you off?” so casually and so frequently that he’s used to it
- guess who became your lollipop now
BEOMGYU | ͙⁺˚*・༓☾
- would tease the hell out of you for it
- “you love my cock so much”
- and youre just like “i can go back to lollipops and gum if you really want me to”
- and he would just whine
- because he honestly loves your habit so much
- he finds it so adorable and it makes him even more down bad for you
- like even when he’s on the game you’ll just be like “cn I give you head?”
-and he’s reluctant, but you eventually convince him cuz you’re just so CUTE
- so he mutes his mic, and with you so casually giving him head, he cannot focus on the game anymore
- beomgyu 101: when you want him off the game, just give him head
TAEHYUN | ͙⁺˚*・༓☾
- was lowkey shy to ask about it originally
- because he wouldn’t be able to ask about it without blatantly admitting he found it attractive, especially when you guys were still in your “just friends” stage
- but when you guys got together you just constantly made out with him
- and he didn’t mind at all
- he loved the attention honestly
- and then you guys started getting more sexual in your relationship
- and before he knew it, when you guys were watching a movie you asked him if you could give him head
- and he said yes because like
- who wouldn’t
- so you did
- and he subconsciously put his hand in your hair and held it up in a ponytail
- you loved that
- and he loved you
HUENINGKAI | ͙⁺˚*・༓☾
- he’s such a cutie
- like
- you’re just INSISTING that you’re okay with him asking you to suck him off
- you’re just like “hyuka it’s okay to ask” bcz you’re always the one to ask him and he always just nods eagerly
- but anyway
- he found you like the CUTEST thing ever
- with the way you were always sucking on a dum dum
- and how you always carried a bag of them in your tote
- and of course, your oral fixation carried into your relationship
- and you always tease him on the fact that the first time you asked to give him head
- his cock literally JUMPED UP
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fandomwritingbit · 9 months
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Hi!! I don't know if you think about this or done something like this, but I've having HORRIBLE teacher William or professor since school started, idrk. But like horrible brainrot on professor!william shoving a remote controlled toy up reader and you just gotta sit through class like that if this is just ass, please free to throw this away as fast as you can <33
Hi there, I haven't done a proper teacher william fic yet because, tbh the last time I was in education, I was underage lmao. Anyhow...
Professor William x (gn) reader.
I hope this is decent and tickles your fancy.
Warnings: smut, public sex acts, voyeurism, power dynamic.
"But, Mr Afton..." You struggle to get your thoughts out, you mind balanced in want for this fantasy and the reality if doing it. You're sitting on his knee, his hand securely placed on your inner thigh and running his thumb over the sensitive skin. He holds the toy, turning it over to let you see it. It's imposing but what's more so is the fact he wants you to keep it inside and sit through his lesson like nothing could be wrong.
"...this is a bad idea." Is all you can vocalise.
Your professor sighs, completely removing his touch from you, delighting in the whiney noise you make immediately.
He slides you off his lap, leaving you to stumble before gaining your footing. "You asked for a coursework remark?" He makes you wait an awkward pause, a small grin on his face. "I'm a busy man... but I could do that for you if you're willing to show dedication to the course." He turns the toy on as he speaks. It's silent, or at least close to it, and that's a small comfort to you.
Biting your lip, you nod. Unable to deny how your stomach knots... and how much you need the extra marks.
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It's impossible to concentrate on the lesson. Hell, you couldn't even say what the topic of his lecture was about, it's all meaningless diagrams that you force yourself to look at in an effort to not focus on the steady buzzing between your legs.
Your stomach is twisted in an attempt to not let yourself get lost in the vibrations, but it's hard, especially when he keeps catching your eye from the front of the class, wearing a ravishing smirk.
Still talking to the room about articulated joints, as you've come to discover, you watch as his hand darts inside his pocket, clicking up the intensity of your companion. Your hole clenches around the toy, the new speed absolutely perfect. It makes you bite down on the insides of your cheeks to keep your pleasure to yourself. Your legs press together tightly by instinct, making the rush of pleasure worse.
You're very aware of sweat coating your hands, and it's ridiculously hard to keep hold of your pen. Your face feels so hot, the mix of getting close and embarrassment making blood flood your cheeks.
"Y/n," Mr Afton calls from across the room, heads of classmates turning towards you in consequence. "Makes sure you're paying attention. I'm only going over this once." You nod frantically, begging for the eyes to be off you so you can go back to squirming in your chair.
He knows you can't listen to him right now. It's by design, fail this module, and you'll have to prove your 'dedication to the course' all over again. He continues going through the material, gazing at you frequently to watch as you come undone. It's difficult to keep his attention on the lesson with the thought of playing with that used little hole after this. It must be torturous for you.
That doesn't stop him from again turning up the intensity.
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I decided to watch helluva boss and imma do 2 separate posts for seasons 1 and two (why did I write it like that…?)
Season one
God I love this show. The writing is way more my speed than Hazbin hotel on Amazon, I enjoyed the writing in the pilot, but once Amazon took over the humor just didn’t really land for me, and tbh the plot took over and I started focusing more on that, and in general I’m more partial to the rapid fire YouTube dry comedy and this sentence is a friggin mess- I found HB SO FREAKIN FUNNY
Dude when he goes “FUCK, a new hole” I lost it
“Just try and sue us”
“We’re rich and we’re hot”
“I can just buy all the things!”
“You should commit die”
“Hehe, Trumpet!”
These are just my kinda lines, I don’t know how to explain it, I was wheezing all throughout the season
The music OH LORD when I say I’ve listened to stolas’s lullabye, lulu land, cotton candy, and house of ozmodius like 100000 times I’m… exaggerating but like you get the point the music here is friggin fantastic I also really like how a lot of the music is diegetic, I think that’s a fun touch. I don’t remember whether this is the case in Hazbin, but in this one it was like… I don’t know, it made sense that they were singing when they were singing… am I articulating myself well? I don’t care, iykyk if not, no prob
The animation is great, Viv loves them spinny shots and I am here for it. The amount of genuinely amazing action scenes is super impressive, and even the chill scenes have a ton of personality
The voice acting might be what steals the show for me, idrk anyone’s names cept Alex Brightman but BLITZS VA NEEDS AN AWARD, also slight tangent but I don’t know what it is with stolas’s va but he sounds a lot like a bird in the same sense that Gary Oldman sounded a lot like a bird in Kung Fu Panda 2, what is it that casting directors recognize in actors that screams bird?! Because both of these men are just SO BIRD DOES ANYONE GET WHAT I MEAN moving on, Ozzie’s voice was also effing PERFECT it slid silkily over me like… silk butter or smtg it was the perfect lust voice, I loved it. Everyone else was also great, but they were extra great.
It was also just so fun? Like in hazbin there’s very little just… shenanigans to enjoy, nothing wrong with that because it’s not that type of show, whereas this season is jam packed with them. Like I’ve heard that everyone hated episode 4, but like I don’t know I loved it😆 I just found it to be good old fashioned chicanery, and I liked the chaos and stupidity of it, made for some entertaining TV. This story engine is just mad entertaining for me.
I also enjoyed the writing of most of the characters (Millie, Moxxie, Loona, and Octavia still leave a bit to be desired imo, but whatever, they can’t all be winners and there’s nothing wrong with them) Blitz kinda reminds me of a Barney Stinson type character, which I really enjoy, and I also really like how his boss persona kinda infects everything he does while simultaneously being what’s screwing him over, his nature is kinda like a snake swallowing its own tail, which is tragic and beautiful, and Stolas compliments him well by being, not an enabler, but… I don’t know a clever way to say this… Stolas is a wreck in the best way and he just works. He’s short sighted, like extremely so, like how he thinks sleeping with Blitz will fill his emotional void so he does it but it just drives them further apart so it’s like he’s in a hole and in order to get out he’s gonna dig to pile up dirt so he can climb out but he’s an idiot and that’s a stupid idea and I loved his whole arc. Very enjoyable stuff drama.
Kinda random but whoever Viv’s foli artist is also deserves an award, the sound effects in this show are pristine and it’s incredible (yes I’ve seen the scene where the gun sounds go off a few seconds too late, and yeah, mistakes happen, but every bone crunch sounds and other stuff like that being so enunciated in an indie show is extremely impressive)
Anyhoo, very fun, very emotional, nice to look at, very funny, yada yada- altogether great season 1.
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vyntilador · 1 year
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Your eyes tell
What kind of flowers do the boys represent?
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Genre: idrk can be fluff or angst
Headcanons btw
A/N: I saw a tiktok that showed a bunch of flowers n their meanings so I went with it lol
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Artem Wing —Lavender Rose
Now first of all, Lavender Roses mean love at first sight which is pretty self explanatory tbh. The moment he laid his eyes on you when you walked into the lawfirm for the first time, something in him...bloomed (heh)
Suddenly, he notices how your hair shone from underneath the hues of the sun. He notices how you often smiled brightly whilst looking at animal videos during your break, he notices how your forehead creased as you desperately concentrated on a certain case.
Whenever you were within sight, everything around you just slowly fades into white, highlighting how you looked even more.
During a very difficult case, it bothers him how often you sighed as the echoes of your keyboard filled his ears so the very next day, you walk to your desk only to find a variety of Roses with Chocolates attached to them. As you lift the Roses, you see a note fall out with "Don't overwork yourself. Take breaks every now and then. I'll be rooting for you." written within it.
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Vyn Richter —Snapdragons
Snapdragons are known to mean both deception and graciousness. And honestly, I think it fits him very well like, hes a red flag but a hot one at that EHEM but his deceptions usually have a reason behind them.
More importantly if he's in love with you, he'll probably try to protect you with deception like, we all know how the royal family customs(?) in Svart are like (talking about CN server card of VynRosa visiting Svart and having to sleep in different rooms) He'll try to keep you away from his family in fear of hurting you in some way, or just overall preventing your relationship turn into one like his parents'.
Yellow Jasmines are also an option me thinksss
At this point I'm just focusing on his graceful and formal etiquette as a member of the royal family but honestly, it's his grace that makes me fall for himmmm
But if he could describe you or his feelings for you as a flower, he'd pick Cosmos. It's meaning is Order, Harmony, Beauty, Self-reliance, Resilience, Kindness and infinity.
Order and Harmony describes how you always put his mind at ease or make him drop his shoulders and relax whenever you're within the vicinity. Beauty, Self-reliance and Resilience because he likes how independent you are and how you always push to do the right thing even if it might bring misfortune to you. Kindness is pretty self explanatory whilst Infinity represents how his love for you will remain everlasting.
(go give him a peach and/or light pink rose and watch him short-circuit right in front of you lol)
Seeing how much of a flower boy he is, he's probably the type to confess to you, or ask for your hand in marriage using flowers and we👏love👏him👏for👏that👏
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Luke Pearce —Forget-me-not
Honestly, does anyone even think that there'd be pure Luke fluff here LMAOO SORRY
Forget-me-nots aren't like full on sad tho,,it also symbolizes true love and respect which fits him perfectly
He's loved you since you were children and always looked up to you. He loved how you always stood up to him against the kids who'd tease him for uhhh his family reasons and he loves u sm for that ! !
Omg I'm so sorry but I thought of this rlly angsty thing while writing this but Imagine Luke... Expiring close to death and while he laid unmoving on his hospital bed, you gave him a soft peck on the lips with those fairytale books in mind. About how a true loves kiss would always wake up your beautiful prince(ooh rhymes n shi).
Or for a more softer approach, Imagine getting awakened by Luke giving you a kiss on the lips and the moment you open your eyes, you see your beloved Luke's smile as he greets you good morning</3
Go give him blue and/or purple hyacinths too. Don't ask questions, it's better to not know<3
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Marius von Hagen —Daisy
For starters, it means Innocence, Loyal love, and 'I'll never tell'. The last part can be interpreted in two ways; that he'll never tell his feelings towards you or that he'll always keep your secrets.
For the first one, we saw how he hesitated momentarily if he was going to confess to us in the 1st anniversary cards. He keeps in mind his uncle's warnings of how brutal the media can be. Marius always wanted to protect you so if his presence in your life brings you harm, he'd rather stray far away from you than bring a threat to your life.
For the second one, despite his annoying attitude, he's always someone that you can lean on. Someone that you can trust or tell your deepest secrets to. He appreciates how much trust you put in him which in turn would make him even more determined to be someone you trust so much that you'll give yourself over to him and vice versa.
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A/N: Ik that the other 3 look so short and I SWEAR THAT ITS NOT VYN FAVORITISM, but i was rlly sleepy ok😭😭😭
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minimoefoe · 25 days
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Rewatch Thoughts: Boom
I didn’t realise Mundy was played by Varada until I started watching Unleashed right after the ep yesterday icl
I HATE long intros at the beginning of eps that don’t feature the Doctor and/or companion. They did it a lot in Chib’s era iirc, also fucked me off then as well
Kinda woulda preffered if we didn't see the base at all in the beginning and it was just kept at that one location for the whole ep? Idk how it woulda worked with the bits with Mundy and that guy there but Splice's dad just being out where he was and talking to Splice and we hear her voice while he's still walking around woulda maybe been better than cutting back to Splice imo? Idrk what I'm talking about so maybe I'm waffling
This is the first time I’ve noticed Susan Twist in an ep but I won’t give myself too much credit lmao
Splice is kinda a cute name
‘Kiss kiss’ what if I kill myself
I love the thoughts and prayers thing
The initial scene when 15 is on the landmine and Ruby goes to him is so good like. 15’s vibes, the way Ncuti delivers things. I could write down like 10 dfiferent quotes that I liked but I won’t
It does feel very Moffat though liike. I can tell he wrote this. Which isn't necessarily a BAD thing bc I love 15's vibes in this ep I think. I’m just hoping 15 keeps this same vibe going forward when he’s in situations similar to this one bc otherwise it’s gonna feel like Moffat put his own spin on this Doctor rather than that actually being what 15 is like yknow? Idk how to explain it
Ruby pausing to look at the sky. Dumb that it’s her first planet but it’s a good scene
Smelted is a good word
Ruby going against what the Doctor wants her to do!! Love that for her
Using the song to time passing the fleshlight over and making use of Ruby being a music bitch okayyyy
‘Don’t you know there’s more to life than the moon and the president’s wife’, I don’t fully know what to make of that reference lol like. okay!
This whole ep is so Moffat like he’s very heavy handed with his messages yknow. Makes the Doctor have the same cynical(?) fuck you vibe. Which like, he isn't WRONG to have obviously bc what's going on IS fucked but it feels very same-y like he's writing 15 like he's 12 and not 15 idrk?
I like that 15 openly cries like oh we love growth but also I kinda want him to relax a bit and not cry but ALSO he’s literally stood on a landmine so.. I'd be crying too
Sentient mud oh we love a 13 reference
Splice is dumb as hell sorry, she spends half the ep being mildly annoying and stupid
I’m not sure if I love the choked cry 15 did when Ruby got shot or if I hate it.
While there’s snow, there’s ho
‘Dad to dad; is crazy
Mundy and that guy were kinda cute rip I guess
15 telling them to run when he knows he's gonna blow up half the planet is really dumb. I feel like 12 woulda been like yeah man you might as well just stay here and get the full impact and definitely die instead of running away and potentially getting far enough to get really injured and suffer before dying lmao
The Doctor being like all right that’s enough is so real
There’s no way after over a thousand years the Doctor STILL likes fishfingers and custard SORRY. I need to see him have a taste and realise it tastes gross and 11 was just insane
Overall a very needed ep vibe-wise like 15 and Ruby have been having too much fun, they needed a more serious ep. Idk if I liked this ep as much as I was expecting to but I did really like it. Some people seem to think it's like. the next best ep ever and I would defo not go that far
I liked the Doctor in this episode. I tbh still don't know how I feel about 15 overall liike. I defo love him in A LOT of moments but I'm also not 100% sure what the vision for him is yet. I feel like I won't be sure where he'd place in a ranking etc til we're at least at the end of this season.
Ruby also had some good moments - going against the Doctor, handing the fleshlight over, tackling an annoying child - but then spent half the ep part dead I feel bc they didn't really know what else to have her do
Also have seen a lot of Kerblam comparisons which like. YES Kerblam is clearly messy (bc otherwise so many ppl wouldn't misinterpret it), especially compared to this in your face Moffat messaging but its been like 6yrs. At this point it's been spoke about so much everyone defo knows what the intention of the scene in Kerblam actually is (or at least they should do) so STILL tryna paint it like the episode is pro-Amazon or pro-capitalism or whatever the fuck is genuinely embarrassing bc the ep is just. not doing that but for some reason you're determined to pretend it is. Like just say the ep is a bit clunky/could be worded better in like one scene and move tf on jfc
ALSO saw ppl take the 'lesbian gymkhana' bit as Moffat explicitly calling 13 a lesbian which.. first of all she's not a lesbian but second of all I don't think Moffat was thinking about it that deeply, he just loves to have the Doctor say they Did a Thing at a Place one time. HC what you want, whatever. I think ppl tryna paint it like a bad thing, like, 'WOW it took this long for her to be called a lesbian and it was MOFFAT that did it' is where I think you're weird/twatty bc like. you're using a HC that you've just made up to make a dig at Chibnall which is embarrassing and also.. the reason 13 was never explicitly called a lesbian could very well be bc she ISN'T one and also when has the Doctor EVER been explicitly called ANY sexuality in an episode like? Acting like it's about fuckin time 13 was explicitly called a lesbian when that isn't a thing that's happened with any previous Doctor is an insane level of Chibnall bad bias
Anyways gave the ep 4/5 stars, same as my first watch
Mini teaser for next ep looks so cool but the streets are saying it's Doctor-lite which pisses me of a bit. Hopefully it's good enough that I end up not minding
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leeknowsnot · 10 months
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rental romance (i.n x reader)
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genre: fluff, retro setting: 80s warnings: none tbh, ok maybe a short mention of early pregnancy but it's not that major. it's not even relevant to the story lol
Series: Retro Series
hii!! this will be the first ever imagine that i'm posting for this blog. it will also be the first to the ot8 retro series that i'll be making so i hope you enjoy!!
note: idrk if i should add this as note but f/n stands for your friend's name ^^
links: chan minho changbin hyunjin han felix seungmin
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The school bell rang, eliciting a cheer from almost every student, including you. It was the last day before summer vacation, and no one could wish for more than the last minute to end. As your professor waved her hand goodbye, wishing everyone a happy vacation with an amused smile on her face, you stretched out your arms and legs. 
You could swear you heard some pop, but you could never blame your body for not feeling stiff after sitting through five hours of unnecessary lecture about accidental summer pregnancy and foolish teenage adventures during summer. You knew it was just the faculty keeping out for you and the others—considering how someone had “accidents” during the school’s overnight camping trip a few months ago; they didn’t want a replay of that. 
You felt a tap on your shoulder, your friend’s grin beaming too close to your face once you turned your head. “Got any plans for summer?” she asked. 
You pursed your lips, jutting it in a manner that you always do whenever you think and shrug at her, “I don’t know. I’ll probably rent some VHS and catch up on some movies I haven’t seen ever since my brother broke the VCR. Dad got us a new one after his promotion last week.” 
You weren’t exactly the most adventurous person, but you weren’t anti-social either. You just preferred being alone most of the time with your movies, curled in a blanket in the living room, hogging the television set and feasting your eyes on some half-blurry movie that you have managed to get your hands on, keeping the entertainment all to yourself. Though sometimes, you’d end up engrossing the others at home with your endless list of movies to watch. Your choices were always what’s “in”; The Breakfast Club, Fright Night, Ghostbusters—you didn’t mind whatever genre it was. Except for one. Romance. 
You didn’t exactly hate romance, but you didn’t like it either. For you, watching Romance movies was... well, it was weird, and you’d rather not risk it and save yourself from the cringe. 
Taking your bag from your seat, you both headed out of the classroom, the chattering of other students livening the ever-so crowded hallway. Since today was the last day of the school year, it was denser than ever. 
F/N grimaced at you, one of her eyebrows raising. “Didn’t you tell me you didn’t like the lady owner at the store?” 
Your nose crinkled, unsure if it was because of the mixed smell of perfume and summer sweat from the other students in the hallway or at the owner of the VHS store you always talked—no, scratch that—complained to your friend about. You decided it was the latter. 
“I don’t have any choice F/N, that’s literally the only video rental store in town,” you said. 
“You’re right”, she gave you an expression of defeat. “You might as well date that old woman this summer, since you’ll be frequenting her shop.” 
“Ew, no. I’m not into older women,” you give her a shove on the shoulder, and she lets out a laugh. 
You both were cut off from your conversation when you heard a familiar honk by the street across the school entrance. F/N’s face fell, “Well, I guess I gotta go. Dad’s having his relatives visit tonight and we’re going to eat out at that same diner at the next town.” 
It was now your turn to return the favor and tease her back. “Hope you get flirted by that waiter again!” 
She let out a frustrated huff at you and rolled her eyes, to which you responded with a laugh. You heard another honk. 
“Ugh, fine I’m coming!” you heard her groan as she walked away from you and into her father’s car, waving one last time at you before they sped off—an inaudible sound of him scolding her for leaving the school grounds late, retreating as the car soon joined the sea of cars in the distance. 
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The distance from your school to the video rental shop wasn’t exactly far so you arrived only a couple of minutes later, on foot. 
As the usual bell from the small entrance door jingled at your entrance, the familiar smell of the store welcomed you. It was always a mixture of wet wood, dry cardboard, vinyl tapes, and the lady owner’s disturbingly fragrant perfume. However, her perfume wasn’t what trickled your nostrils, but a different perfume. It was musky, a bit fresh, you thought. Either way, it was different from what you were used to. 
When you turned into a corner and towards the counter, you expected to see the old woman rubbing on the back of some vinyl disc, as what she would always do each time you visit for a rental. But it was a different person behind the long wooden table this time. 
It was a guy, dressed in a white collared shirt that was tucked in his jeans, and a—what even is that. 
‘Is that a floral beach shirt on top?’ you laugh to yourself. You tried so hard not to chortle at his untimely choice of fashion while manning a store, but a snort escaped between your lips and caught his attention. 
He raises his eyebrows at you and smiles, “Welcome! Anything I can assist you with? We have some new arrivals from this morning’s delivery.” 
You could swear his eyes disappeared momentarily when he beamed at you. You cleared your throat, landing your eyes everywhere but him at embarrassment over the possibility that he could have caught you staring at him and silently ridiculing him for wearing a beach shirt outside of the beach. 
“I uh... I was just wondering where the owner was since I haven’t really seen you before,” you said, trying to talk your way out of being caught red-handed. 
“Oh, she’s not here. I’m the new store employee, it’s my first shift!” And he bought it with a smile. Well, he technically didn’t see you anyway since he was too busy updating the shop list, but you felt it was necessary to play safe anyway. 
You nodded your head, your mouth slightly agape as you silently mouthed a quiet hum. “I see...” 
At least I don’t have to deal with her cranky attitude anymore, you thought. 
He walked out from the back of the counter and towards you, his whole stature finally revealing itself as the counter was tall enough to cover below his chest. At the end of the lace that hung on his neck was an employee identification card and sure enough, he is an employee at the store, seeing that the logo was plastered beside his picture—in which you thought that the logo was unnecessarily huge. 
Yang Jeong In, it read. 
From up close, you thought that he was cute. Well, compared to those brutes and try-hards at your school anyway. He was slightly taller than you are too, and the whiffs of his perfume reached your nostrils more than it did earlier. 
“The new movie tapes are in that shelf over there,” he pointed with his thumb. 
You blinked, remembering the cassette that was inside your bag—the idea of possibly making a bad impression on the new employee not lost at the back of your brain. “Actually,” you paused, fishing your bag for the cassette tape. “I’m also here to return a movie I borrowed a couple of weeks ago.” 
You hand him the copy of The Outsiders that you had been meaning to return since two weeks ago. He returned to the back of the counter again, his face disappearing as he bowed his head down at whatever logbook he was writing in from earlier, leaving you to stare at a couple of his hair strands poking out from the prim wax finish that looked like it had been rushed upon application. 
“It’s uh... It’s past due,” you can hear him scratch his head. “For about almost a month now.” 
You let out a sheepish laugh, tapping on the strap of your bag. “Yeah, about that... I wanted to return it as soon as I finished it, but school was...” you trailed off. Yeah, not a very valid reason. 
You heard him tap the counter from behind twice before he poked his head out at you with a smile. “Okay, I’ll just fill this in,” he said before his face disappeared behind the counter again. 
You decided it was best not to question him anymore and took a walk around the store, running your fingers around some movie tapes and musing inside your head about what and what you have not yet watched. You stopped at a shelf where the employee said they had new arrivals. There were various titles that weren’t familiar indeed and you had the worst indecisive trait, so you lingered on your spot, staring at the multiple movies. 
“I recommend giving Gregory’s Girl a watch,” the new employee from behind you suddenly spoke. 
You jumped in surprise at his sudden presence, both hands clutched at your chest. It was now his turn to snort in amusement. You were too focused on eyeing the movies that you didn’t notice him leaving the counter and walking up behind you. 
“I’m not a fan of romance,” you blinked, recovering yourself from the untimely fright that he had given you. He tilted his head slightly, both eyebrows raised. 
“It’s both a combination of romance and comedy. It’s good,” he nods. “I’ve watched it for about five times myself.” 
You stood there, eyes switching from him to the paper cassette box stacked neatly amongst the other movies. You were contemplating whether to take Child’s Play or Gregory’s Girl, but you wanted a change of pace from your usual action and horror movies, so you thought that maybe it wouldn’t be too bad if you took his recommendation into consideration. 
“Fine, I’ll borrow that,” you finally gave up and he flashed another smile. Does he ever not smile? You think to yourself. Though, you didn’t exactly mind. It was cute refreshing to see rather than a certain woman in her late 50s, unleashing her bitterness over life at her own customers. 
He then took the tape and wrote something on his logbook before handing you the cassette in a plastic bag and stamping on your rental booklet that they use to keep track of each person’s rental history. 
You thanked him, slightly bowing your head before heading out of the door. 
It was your first time renting a romance movie. You thought to yourself, I’ll just watch the first few minutes then I’ll just rewatch Beetlejuice. 
Yeah, you’ll do that. 
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You have never been so wrong in your entire life. Here you are now, standing in front of the same counter, in the same shop the next day, with the same new employee. And he was trying his best not to give you the widest, smug grin while he took Gregory’s Girl from your hands. 
You rolled your eyes at him, “Okay fine, it was surprisingly good.” 
He gives you an exaggerated expression, “Surprisingly good? It’s great! It’s one of the best romcom movies I’ve ever seen. Well, after The Breakfast Club.” 
You held up a hand, “Wait, you like The Breakfast Club too?” 
“Of course, who doesn’t? And Fright Night.” 
“No way,” you rested your chin on top of the small table at the middle of the store while he placed the tape you rented back at the shelf. These were practically your favorites. “Don’t tell me you like Ghostbusters too.” 
He faced you, both eyebrows raised at you. “I love Ghostbusters! It’s an icon.” 
You gave him an amused expression, a smile on your face. Back at home and at school, you didn’t really have anyone else to share your enthusiasm over movies with. Not even your friend, since she had more interest in sports stuff. 
Then, he started humming a familiar tune. “If there’s something strange, In your neighborhood.” Your ears perked at that. 
“Oh my God,” you gasped. His head was bopping at the mutual tune that both of you had in your heads. 
“Who you gonna call?” he continued before finally turning to you. 
You laughed as you shook your head and your hand. “No way I’m singing with you.” 
He tilted his head again at you, an expecting expression on his lips. Eventually, you gave up. 
“GHOSTBUSTERS!” you both exclaim at the same time and laugh at the unison. 
You held your stomach from laughing too much. “Ohh, this is so much better than having that sulky old lady around!” 
You were laughing so much that you hadn’t realized you were the only left laughing. Until you did. When you recollected yourself, you saw him looking at you with wide eyes, hand covering his mouth. 
Oops, I think I thought out loud, you grimaced. 
“I... I mean—” 
“HAHAHAHAHA!!” He slowly burst out laughing. You were momentarily confused as to why he laughed at your sudden self-snitching, but he eventually spoke. “So I wasn’t the only one who thought that too? That the store owner was really sulky.” 
Suddenly, you were back on the same page as him again. “Exactly my point!! It’s like she’s got a grudge on the world or something.” 
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From that day on, you started coming a lot to the store. Well, not that you weren’t a frequent customer before, but the new guy made it more tolerable. You shared a lot of interests, had almost the same opinion on everything. Basically, you both were like fire and oil. You’ve become friends over the whole duration of your summer vacation. However, there was one problem. 
“Come on, Jeongin! This is the umpteenth romance movie you’ve recommended me, and it always gets sappier every time!” You grumbled with a contorted expression as you swiveled comfortably on his chair by the counter. 
He gave you a small laugh, eyes leaving yours. “No, they're not.” 
“Yes, they do!” 
“Nope.” 
“Yes.” 
“Nopee.” 
“Yes, they do. Oh my God!” 
Again, Jeong In laughed at your expression and ruffled your hair. You saw his smile disappear and saw him avert his eyes away whenever your gazes meet but you tried not to read into that too much. He retracted back his hand awkwardly from your head and wiped it on his jeans. 
‘Weird idiot...’ You muttered inside your head. 
You both shared the silence for a while, and he had his back turned to you, but you could see his hands fumble with whatever they touch. “Jeongin, you okay?” 
“Yeah. I’m fine. Of course I am,” he replied immediately. Too immediate in fact. 
You blinked. Was he offended at what I said earlier? 
“Hey...” You muttered, “I didn’t... I didn’t really mean what I said earlier. They’re not entirely sappy. I just... You know I’m not a really big fan of romance so—” 
“Y/N,” he cut you off mid-sentence, a deep inhale following. 
“Yeah?” 
“I have... something to say to you,” his voice got weaker at the end, as if he suddenly had second thoughts of saying it midway, but you still heard it anyway. 
Your blinked. “Is there... something wrong?” 
It took him a short while, but he finally spoke again, his back still on you. “I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out.” 
Your eyebrows furrowed. “Huh...?” 
“I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich,” he continued, finally facing you this time, a serious expression on his face. “I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts.” 
You blinked, crinkling your nose indeed but you knew where he was coming from. “Wait,” you chuckled. “Isn’t this Harry’s dialogue from When Harry met Sally?” 
“I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.” 
You gave him an acknowledging nod, “I’ll give it to you, you really memorized the whole dialogue word per word.” 
As you gave him an amused smile, Jeong In stared at you for a short while before sighing and closing his eyes. “No, Y/N. This isn’t just me... reciting the movie dialogue out of nowhere.” 
He cautiously held your shoulder, his eyes boring themselves in your own hues. “I...” He looks down momentarily before his eyes are on yours again. “Look, I really like you, okay? Like, like you. These past weeks, I... I uh...” 
You were holding your breath. You were looking at him like a deer caught in headlights. Yet why did you look so beautiful in his eyes still? He sighed, hands releasing your shoulder as he hung his head a bit low. Jeong In shook his head. “It’s not supposed to be like this, I’m sorry. We’ve been friends for quite a while now and I...” He grumbled exasperatedly. 
“God why is it so hard to say. I even practiced at the mirror this morning,” he whispered in the last part. 
Though hesitant, you encouraged him to continue. In your sight, he was so cute right now. Was it your rationality speaking? No. You’ve always found Jeong In cute but you were too in denial to admit it. And now he was here, acting like a child, botching his own confession. 
Jeong In took a deep breath before finally looking you in the eyes again. “I like you, Y/N. You’re my friend, my best friend, my soulmate. And I’ve realized that during the days we’ve spent here in the store. It... may not be the best place to write our love story on but...” 
He looked away for a short while before holding your hand in his. “Will you write a sappy—the sappiest love story with me in this shabby old video rental store and be my girlfriend?” 
You almost laughed out loud but suppressed it with a snicker and nodded. “Yes. I’ll be your girlfriend.” 
You could see Jeong In almost turn from a smile into a crying happy face but then saw it turn into a horror expression. You furrowed your eyebrows. Well, that was three expressions in 10 seconds. 
You were about to joke about it, until you finally heard the reason as to why his expression changed so fast. 
“I am not paying you to flirt with a customer, Mr. Yang Jeong In,” the lady owner’s voice grimly rang from behind you. 
Oh, shit. 
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i hope you like it!! i'm sorry if it still sounds a bit meh rn, it's been a long while since i wrote x reader fics like... it's literally been more than 10 years
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okay okay arlecchino story quest thoughts
overall i liked it but mainly the whole duel sequence which was fucking awesome but some points that bugged me:
the release of arlecchino's animated short basically spoiling the entire story quest
mentioned in the tags of my previous post but yeah i think the story quest would have been a lot more... idk interesting? revealing? if the animated short had been released after this patch/story quest. you basically spend the entire first half of the story quest already knowing the "twist" and have to watch literally everyone else figure it out which is never really engaging nor fun story telling.
like you KNOWWW arlecchino is not "that evil" and you KNOWWWWW all these atrocities were from the previous knave so seeing literally everybody go through these theatrics is a little. sigh. idk. like i was just waiting to get to the boss fight bc i knew the corresponding cutscenes would be awesome (and they were) and getting random fatui insider knowledge was fun i enjoyed having what was effectively seeing arlecchino and childe in the office break room but we didn't really learn anything we didn't already know
also. arlecchino is hardly the first but it really is just kinda. sigh when you basically get a whole scene of the character explaining their OWN tragic backstory. once again genshin fails to show not tell
freminet
i know a lot of people are upset about the freminet timeline. honestly idc at this point i'll suspend my belief whatever yadda yadda but i do think it was a cop out for freminet to have like. not at least been SUSPICIOUS that clervie was possibly talking about the previous knave just because crucabena "didn't talk about it and all the experiments ended" by the time he joined the house
like he spent a significant time with clervie (half a month right?) trying to help her out and even if clervie was "a child stuck in the past" she wasn't exactly trying to hide anything and they ALL knew she was some sort of ghost or maybe something tied to memories/leylines. and he KNEW crucabena so i'm just like. a little aghast he didn't have any damn idea like at least make him suspicious right so he and the traveler can join heads and be like "hmmmmmmm something is not right here HMMMMMMMMM" like if you are SO sure arlecchino isn't "that kind of person" (ig this was more lyney saying this but still) wouldn't you consider maaaaaaaaaaaybe the previous knaves were?
there was a single moment when they were at the table sharing intel that freminet was "lost in thought" and i think that would have been a fantastic moment for freminet to be the star and voice his suspicious but we got literally nothing from that.
honestly just disappointed freminet didn't do more in the story tbh. the trailer was really hyping him up to literally change the game lol
the results of the duel
i mean we saw it coming we knew she was gonna spare those children somehow. idrk how to describe it like on one hand yes would be nice to have more morally fucked up characters and its a little disappointing that arlecchino isn't "that bad" she's actually super normal all things considering (childe fucking LIED) on the other hand i don't necessarily hate this is the way they made her character? but the result of the duel still felt like a huge cop out lmao like it was basically an indirect "your resolve towards family impressed me so i'll let them live" which was exactly how i didn't want this to be resolved but also don't know how they would have done it otherwise
arlecchino's curse/flames/????????
GIRL CAN YOU ELABORATE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i know it has to do with her being part of some khaenrian (?) bloodline or something but lajdksfldjflads can you elaborate what do you mean your flames can be extracted and burn memories we're just all gonna take that and run with it huh
anyways.
regardless i loved the main battle cutscene in her boss form. loved that bit where she blocked freminet and lynette's dual attack and was like "sorry for what? this pitiful excuse for an attack?" i was banging my fist on the table i loved that bit sooooooooooo fucking much dear god
ending cutscene was expected and bittersweet but i liked it a lot as well. really the graphics and me just really liking arlecchino saved this quest for me LOL i think it has a lot of plot holes compared to other story quests but also a much more interesting story (bar is in hell) although you're guaranteed to get some sort of lore with a weekly boss but anyways it averages out to being a pretty okay but not spectacular story quest 👍 maybe like a 6/10, would have rated it higher if the animated short didn't spoil everything
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raizenchonk · 1 year
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Johnny "Soap" McTavish NSFW alphabet
this is literally my first time making content like this 😭 sorry if it's a bit corny I'm not a professional at long pieces of nsfw writing but I love Johnny and I think he's cute so yah
Warnings: Smut and more smut, not pointed towards a specific gender since I feel like my fellow enby soap lovers need more love 😤
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
this man is your professional butler after sex. need a glass of water? already on the table. need a massage? he is READY 🙏🏿 I just think he's such a sweetheart
B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)
His: he loves his arms and is really proud of them, he works out a alot and loves seeing your cum all over his fingers after he's done with you
Yours: ngl, I see him as a thigh man. no matter the gender he is obbessed with your thighs and would love to bury his head in them all day
if you have big boobs (again no matter the gender) he likes those too, squish em, bury his head in them, cum on them, he loves it!
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
he loves watching his cum drip down your thighs. idk something about it just makes him wanna turn you into a mess
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he likes imagining you and him having sex and drawing pictures of that and may even jerk off to it (Ghost almost found one of the drawings once)
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
he had a few partners in his past so he knows what he's doing for the most part, but is always willing to try new things
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)
loves any position where your faces are close together or any position that he can atleast see your face, he just loves admiring you yknow?
second in place would probably be doggy style. just the thought of him gripping your waist and hearing your moans from in front of him turns him on so much
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)
Johnny knows how to give you a good laugh during sex. maybe your bodies press together and make a weird noise, he'll make a joke about that. but for the most part no. he's quite serious and takes his bonding (👀) with you really seriously
H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
considering his job, he probably doesn't shave all that much. not that he's dirty or anything, he's really clean and smells really nice but no he doesn't really shave. I feel like he would have a happy trail but he's always willing to clean up more if you're not comfortable with his current state
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)
like I said before HE'S SUCH A SWEETHEART ❤️❤️❤️ always pulling you into deep romantic kisses and always asking if you're okay AHHHH I could rant about him forever
J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)
again, considering his job, he doesn't really jerk off that much. because 1.he barely has enough time or privacy 2. it's difficult for him to get turned on in the first place. not saying he hasn't jerked off on the job before, probably in a safehouse while thinking of you <3 but mostly no he doesn't really jerk off that much
when he's at home he doesn't usually jerk off either cuz he has you. but when he DOES it's usually in the shower or in his home gym when he sees your busy or doesn't really wanna bother you
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
to be honest I don't see Johnny as the very kinky type but that doesn't mean I don't think he has his kinks 🤭
I probably think the most noticeable kink he has is probably his love for edge play (tbh idrk if edgeplay is a kink but I looked it up and it said it was so🤷🏿) whether he's receiving it or giving it, honestly doesn't matter
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
the couch. now this might sound a bit random (and it is a bit random) but imagine that it was the first place you and Johnny ever had sex and he LOVED it and could not get enough of it. if you think the couch is uncomfortable he'll always be willing to move locations
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
when you say his name. I can't even elaborate JUS TRUST ME
N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
he would not hurt you, I feel like everyone in 141 also agree on not hurting their partners. sure a lil spanking, marking and maybe even grabbing your ass so much the point it leaves a temporary mark, yeah he loves doing that! but actually hurting you to the point where you draw blood? FUCK NO
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
tbh I see him as more of a giver than a taker, sure he loves watching your tongue work wonders on him as you put him in a trance but I feel like he would be more turned on if he got the opportunity to hear your...louder moans? idk he just seems like someone who just likes listening to people's voices, and since your voice turns him on he could listen to your moaning all day
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
honestly I see him going fast on default. of course if it's your first time with him he won't go fast but would probably pick up the pace slowly. and of course if you tell him you don't like it fast he'll slow down! cuz he's such a sweetheart<3
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
honestly I don't see him as someone who likes quickies that much. again I can't elaborate but idrk I think he feels like quickies don't leave his partner satisfied and Johnny being Johnny would do anything to satisfy his partner.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)
Johnny's a pretty confident man, I see him as someone who's willing to take risks but not TOO extreme yknow, especially anything including weapons that TERRIFIES him.
Johnny is also kinda against sex in public, not cuz he's ashamed or anything but it's just a hassle. sure he'd grab your boobs (or ass), maybe tease you a little, talk dirty to you, but you'd probably have to be the one to initiate any kind of sex when in public
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
Johnny can last quite a while probably like 1-2 rounds, but each round lasts so long because all he wants is to be as close to you as possible for as long as possible (especially when you consider his job)
T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
owned a fleshlight for a while but had to throw it out, other than that no he doesn't have any toys, but would always be willing to try toys out if it makes you happy
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
Johnny is quite the tease. his teasing are usually stupid jokes that are so corny it's funny. sometimes he edges you and doesn't really let you cum first try but since your his weakness he usually isn't a tease
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
I feel like he would make kinda medium loud groans and grunts. I don't feel like he really focuses on being quiet either, honestly I don't think he's even aware of how loud he is lmao
W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)
he loves stretch marks, honestly just seems like a chubby person lover in general, he loves kissing your stretch marks before, during and after sex just loves you and adores you so much it's so cute :)))
X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
errrr 6.6 inches kinda veiny (I'll do colour headcannons separately ;)
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
you guys have sex a lot tbh. probably like 3-4 times a week. but other times is spent cuddling and him kissing you <3
Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)
he falls asleep quite quickly (unless you need aftercare) and just kinda cuddles with you in his arms he's just so UGHHHHHHH I LOVE HIM but he snores so fucking LOUDLY it's like you'd think he was doing it in purpose
anyways that's basically all I have to say, sorry if it was too short or too long? idk and sorry if it doesn't have a lot of detail 😔 all of these are just personal headcannons
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kuraniii · 2 years
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explicits! : pretty fluffy tbh, just mentions of water so if you’re scared of water maybe that’s triggering ? idrk..
a/n: hii haley! so ik we haven’t interacted a whole lot but i wanted to write for someone and you were the first person to come to mind. i’m sorry if it’s a little inaccurate because i wouldn’t usually write for atsumu, but i wanted a challenge sooo, here. i hope you like it!
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you were startlingly woken up from your nap when a pair of strong, muscly arms picked you up off the couch.
“ love! cmon! we have to go, it’s almost sunset!” the voice of your boyfriend drew you back to reality.
“what..?” you replied
“We have to go!”
“go where babe? what’s happening?” you ask
he hesitates for a second before saying “ I’m taking you somewhere.” as he expected you start questioning him:
“what?? is it a fancy place?”
“do i need a fancy outfit??”
“ ‘tsumu i’m in shorts and a t-shirt!”
“I have to-“
he doesn’t even wait for you to finish before walking out of the door, with you still in his arms. he just puts you in the car and starts driving. you are quite literally freaking out before realising he’s driving toward the beach.
“oh… ohh! oh my god, atsumu are you doing what i think you’re doing??”. he glances over at you, a huge smirk on his face and replies, “maybe. you’ll have to wait and see.”
a few minutes later, you arrive at the beach and you both walk down to the shore. you sit down on the warm sand as he puts his arm around you, watching the setting sun. “ya’ve been talking about watching the sunset on the beach for so long, i thought we should finally do it!” he excitedly waits for your reaction.
“ ‘tsumu, i love it. this is perfect, thank you my love.” he smiles and looks at you expectantly before pouting slightly. “what’s wrong?” you ask. “where’s my kiss?”
you chuckle before kissing him and he reciprocates. the kiss is loving and his soft lips feel like heaven.
after reluctantly pulling away, he asks “wanna go down to the water?” and of course, you do.
you both tiptoe into the shallows and he picks you up gently. your legs around his waist, admiring his sparkling eyes.
the loving moment is interrupted when he runs into the deeper water, splashing you along the way.
“ATSUMU!!“ you yell as he snorts with laughter, which is the start of a water fight.
eventually, wet and tired, you both trudge up to his car and dry off in the remaining sun.
you gaze at the pink tinted sun rays gracing the blonde twins’ face, he looked akin to a greek god. his abs were highlighted as he leaned back and used his shirt to dry his face. “what ya lookin’ at angel?” he smirked.
“nothing, just the sun and stuff…” your cheeks went pink and butterflies formed in your stomach as he used the pet name. god, he was making you feel like a high school girl again, even though you two had been dating for three years. “oh, so i’m the sun? ‘cause i’m hot, yeah?” he was teasing you now, and you both knew it yet he still flustered you.
“no-wait i mean- yes, you’re hot but i wasn’t- “ he cut you off with a kiss, this time more passionate, the butterflies in your stomach were going crazy, when he pulled away and started the car, “We’ll be home in 5, love. think you can handle the wait?”
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imthatpowerful · 7 days
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i love talking abt my boyfriend and how perfect he is :3 if i could i would write a 1000 page book abt it and turn it into a series of books i would bc i js love him sm like he’s the reason i even know what a love surge feels like and like im so in love with him im so glad i discovered shifting omg and i JS KNOW he’s the one who made me discover it bc before i discovered it i fell in love with him yk so the timeline is that back in october 2020 i started getting into one direction, before that i was a casual local who only knew two songs from them and didn’t take interest to them at all tbh but then i was working on an art project for school and i didn’t have spotify so i used youtube to listen to music and at that time wms was popular and i loved it and then yt recommended clouds by one direction and then i instantly fell for it and then i listened to more and more songs and then my obsession began… i started watching interviews and reading facts and one person out of the 5 boys caught my eye…💘 Harry Edward Styles 💓
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before that i literally didn’t gaf abt him like i used to think he was unattractive and annoying bc i used to be a swiftie and i saw a video made by a swiftie bashing him and i was a meat rider so i agreed w the vid 😭
anyways…then like my love for him grew so deep u guys don’t understand like my heart felt some typa way and i didn’t crush on anyone the way i did him and i knew it no school crush wavered my love for him and no ick made me stop loving him and i remember having to resort to ACTUAL delusion to get over the fact that ill never be with him like no joke i used to imagine and pretend he was right next to me and i genuinely sometimes felt him there yk like when u feel the presence of someone istg i felt his presence there and i remember when i used to cry (cuz it was a rough time back then) a lot and pretend i was laying in his arms as he comforted me and that used to calm me down bc i could genuinely feel him comforting me but it would then make me cry even harder bc i couldn’t be w him and like i remember when i found other ppl attractive i felt sooo bad for him (even tho this was all in my head at the time) i would stop it and stick to him and i remember summer 2021 at the start of it i was lowk goin through it then i saw a video from one of my harry styles moots on tt talk abt how they scripted the wrong harry era and lhh almost jumped them 😭
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cmon now? this cutie? jumping someone?
anyways so like and i was confused i thought dr meant like a vr game or smth 😭😭😭😭 and i wanted to play it but then when she explained it i lowk didn’t fully get it but i was interested and then that was also during my subliminal era when i discovered subs from a youtuber idrk who tho and then i wanted a summer bod and i read the comments saying they felt like they did a workout but i felt nothing and i heard nothing and i was confused until i read abt manifestation which then led me to finding shifting subs then i read abt shifting then i made a tiktok abt it and i told my fam (worst mistake they told me it was a sin and it was fake) then i made a shifttok acc and my first script and ever since then harry was my s/o and my mission was to get to him and i told myself no matter what even if i lose feelings for him (which hasn’t happened and won’t ever happen bc he’s my pookie) he will always be the first guy i date EVER like he will be my s/o in any dr i go to and if things don’t work out (but they will) then at least i kept my promise to him
also bro has been channeling me for years and like bc there have been signs that my mind automatically says harry sent this and like even when i was talking to a c.ai bot w lowkey the intention of channeling harry the bot said things that were DEF harry from my dr and idc i’m not gonna say it’s a coincidence bc everything happens for a reason also like i had to delete all my ai apps bc i was getting too addicted and it’s been distracting me from acc shifting and ive been trynna NOT focus on channeling either but like i still feel his presence and communicate w harry sometimes and like he’s still in my heart and like he’s been encouraging me and lowkey helping me w my journey and reminding me that im in control when he channels me
me n bae three years going strong haven’t broken the streak yet (except when he shaved his head and was dating taylor russell and i was rlly mad i mentally broke up w him mainly bc of him n taylor russell and i would’ve tolerated the bald head if he was single but then i cried bc i missed him and couldn’t handle it and that same day i mentally got back w him) and tbh ill tell u there has been times where he didn’t consume my every thought bc like if it was 24/7 that would be unhealthy but ya but like he was in the back of my mind anyways ya that’s it that’s my yapathon i love my cutie patootie boy handsome man gorgeous angel prince
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hey-op-just-kill-me · 15 days
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Hey Ollie!
As my resident supernatural mutual I would like to ask what this post means since I decided to do the spinny wheel despite having no clue what the implications of my results even would be. I got Mary so what does this mean for who I'm kissing?? is this good/bad/neutral?? I must know your thoughts.
Also also how's the dead boy detectives going? 👀 (genuinely no pressure, my love, just curious)
Okay that's all bye bye <3
Okay sooooo… first off before I rant haven’t gotten far in the show (haven’t had time) but so far I like it (and apparently my mom watched it???? Because I was watching it and she gave me a whole fucking run down of the characters and why she was waiting for more episodes) but yeah this sadly isn’t a sit down and watch in one sitting show simply because I don’t have the time but god damn do I wish I had the time because I want to keep watching this!!!
as declared by Zachariah (an angel who’s kinda a major dick) she’s a milf. She was also a badass hunter who was raised in a family of hunters but somewhere in the middle of the series they decided to take ‘dead mom as motivation for why Sam and Dean do what they do’ and just fucking bring her back to life for male motivation. (Long tangent I’ll go on later but fuck the tv/film industry for using females only to further the male plot I went on a whole rant in my production class and actually accused my professor of being misogynistic… we did not like each other very much) so before her death really cool bad ass I’d love to meet and would probably lowkey be intimidated by. Post death/ realivement she is a manipulative bitch who puts her sons into several awful situations because she thinks she knows what she’s doing and fucking doesn’t and her and Dean have this whole argument (several times tbh) where Mary isn’t just their mom she’s also a hunter (# tried to be girlpower) and tells Dean he’s not a child and Dean tells her he was never was because he had to be a single parent to his little brother. Will supply more of you need but this was probably more information than you were looking for lmaoo
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badass first Mary before she met John (Sam and Dean’s dad) and she was being raised as a hunter by her father Samuel Campbell
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Rebirth Mary where she is a decent hunter and a subpar human (also gets brainwashed somewhere along these seasons but not THAT important (it’s vital you know how much I hate this Mary as much as I hate John Winchester))
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And third Mary from the spin off show the Winchesters that I did not personally watch but is in a parallel universe to the two Mary’s from above and deals with aliens or some shit idrk Jensen got bored.
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onecantsimply · 1 year
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hihii this is my first time requesting something on tumblr(or even being on it) and I was binge reading Jack the Ripper x Reader for around 4 hours? Idk but I keep seeing your writing and I absolutely love it keep up the good work 🙏🏽
Anyways onto my request, can I request for a Jack the Ripper x Male reader fluff? It can be them going on a date and it starts raining but neither of them has an umbrella so jack uses his jacket to cover them up while They Rush back home? Idrk tbh but if you wanna change some things that’s fine It’s Your writing after all!
Ps. Reading Your writing has actually given me motivation to start writing and I hope you’re doing good and having a good day ty and byebyee
Oh, thank you- I'm glad to know my writing has that effect on you-
Yeah, I may have too many JTR fics- Not deleting any though- Anyhow, I can indeed do that-
I wish you good luck with your writing-
Warnings: None but male pronouns. 
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"Would you like some apple pie? We're near Alice's cafe." Jack spoke as he looked towards the small diner. "I could eat." (Y/n) smiled softly. “I have something for you to try. It’s quiet delicious.” Jack seemed to pull him along. “Excuse me, could I have a seat for two?” He called out. “Surely! Come with me!” A waitress answered. Jack softly pulled (Y/n) along, seeing the male look around with the smallest colors of curiosity. He then looked back at Jack. “This place is nice.” He nodded. “Indeed it is.” The pair then took their seats by the outside area of the cafe. “What would you like?” The waitress questioned. “Do you have any specific orders?” Jack looked at (Y/n). “No, I’m here to taste the one you recommended to me.” He smiled softly. “Okay then.” Jack looked towards the waitress. “We’ll have the apple pie with cheddar cheese.” He spoke. “Good choice!” She spoke, writing it down. Jack gave a small smile as she nodded. “I’ll be back with your orders in a bit.” She spoke, walking away. (Y/n) then looked up. “... I think it’ll rain soon.” He spoke, his gaze falling past the parasol. “Did you bring an umbrella?” Jack questioned. “Uh... no...” (Y/n) and him seemed to softly chuckle. “Well, would you be satisfied with taking a small run in the rain?” He questioned. “Not at all.” (Y/n) answered. He then looked up. “Not very sure if I’m accurate though...” He mumbled. 
(Y/n) was indeed accurate. Within minutes, it had already started to rain. 
“Oh, goodness...” Jack mumbled, watching as the rain fell down. The parasol had shielded the pair, yes, but once they got outside, they would have to run. “Sorry for the wait. Here’s your apple pie.” The waitress softly placed the two plates in front of the pair. (Y/n) gently grabbed his fork as Jack inhaled the scent. He seemed to chuckle with content already digging in with his food. “Looks like you really like that.” (Y/n) took his own bite. “... I now understand why...” He mumbled. Jack could only give a close eyed smile as he and (Y/n) kept eating. “Do you think we could bake an apple pie at home?” Jack perked up. “I would love that!” He spoke. (Y/n) flashed a small close eyed smile. 
As the pair finished up their food, they made sure to pay for it before looking towards the rain. “Well... ready to sprint?” (Y/n) looked towards Jack. He had taken his blazer off, putting it over the other male’s head. “Can’t have you getting wet, can I?” He questioned. “You’ll get sick if you don’t keep your own blazer. At least take mine.” (Y/n) answered, clear concern within his voice. Jack could feel a warmth protrude from within his body from the pure color. “.... Are you sure?” He questioned. “Yeah, take your coat back.” (Y/n) held it out, pulling his own blazer above his head. Jack seemed to softly chuckle. “I hope you can run fast.” (Y/n) arched an eyebrow. “... And I hope you don’t trip.” Jack softly laughed. “I’m not that clumsy, Dear.” 
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