#idk im the kinda person to put off doing things i want and buying things i want until i dont even care anymore bc i cant justify spending
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ok so i was wondering if you write for itzy and IF you do can you do taking yuna and kazuhas virginity and if not, are you able to just do kazuha?
virgin!yuna x f!reader
notes: IM SORRY IF THIS IS OOC i like itzy but i dont really know all their personalities that well </3
cw: established relationship, virgin yuna aww, wholesome sex? idk what else to put here
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you and yuna had been dating for a while now, 7 months going strong. you’ve hit most milestones that every couple had done, going on dates, buying each other silly little gifts, introducing each other to their friends and family. pretty much everything under the radar apart from sex. you thought it was the perfect time to initiate it, bringing her back to your house after a very pricey dinner date. it felt like a dream, walking hand in hand in the midst of night with your gorgeous girlfriend who you were planning on fucking that night
as you two made it through your doorway, it was like some spirit possessed you, you couldn’t help but kiss her on the lips. she was so perfect tonight, a beautifully decorated dress hugged each curve amazingly, wow… now you have her pinned against the wall, one hand restricting both of her wrists above her head.
usually your kisses would never get this heated given the slow nature of your relationship, but this time you wanted to quicken things up as your mind progressively began to think about her 24/7. and caught by surprise, yuna didn’t know how to react. sure, you definitely kissed a lot, but not to this extent. you could feel her heartbeat racing in her chest with your own pressed up against hers. your other hand so dangerously close to her inner thigh.
“yuna… can i?” parting your lips slightly away from hers to speak. you caress your thumb on her lip as you pull away. her pretty face, dusted red with arousal.
“at least on the bed” the way she looks up at you with lust filled eyes, she knew what she wanted. although, you knew she was nervous by the way she trembled. you took the opportunity to lead, guiding her by the hand into your bedroom. your own heartbeat thumping loudly in your chest, hopefully she doesn’t notice how sweaty your hands are and how quick your pulse is. she’s shy, the confident girl demeanour she wore replaced by a timid woman in front of your very eyes. you give her a little push indicating that she should sit on your bed,
“yuna… you're so pretty” calling out her name before kissing her again, this time you were more passionate about it. swiping your tongue against her lips, feeling greedy you wanted more of her. and she wanted more of you, letting you in her mouth humming at the warmth you shared between you. it wasn’t enough, you wanted more and more… her soft moans were making your head cloudy, you needed her so much. oh you loved the dress but she didn’t need it anymore, unzipping the back and letting it slowly fall off her shoulders. parting away from her lips once more, you go south, grazing your lips over her neck, and kissing down to her shoulders, making sure she feels love for every inch on her body. “should i go further?” there was a hesitation. it was her first time and you knew that- “…we don’t have to if you don’t want to do it”
“i do, it’s just i’m kinda nervous..” you smile at her, hand caressing her face. there was adoration in your eyes, you loved her so much and you wanted her to know that, whether it be through your actions or your words.
“that’s okay, i promise i’ll take care of you” she just nods, a shy one. kissing her one more time and smiling right back at her, you began to strip her completely. unable to resist the temptation, you open up her legs, leaving delicate kisses on her thighs as you make your way down to her core. you felt the need to check in with her again, what if she didn’t want this? looking up from in between her legs. she, again, gives you another nod. relieved, you push aside her panties, giving kitten licks on her clit.
“you taste good” you mumble, noticing how she stares at you with her half lidded eyes, mentally taking a picture of the expression on her face, it drove you crazy. you feel arousal build up between your own legs, the way shes reacting from the smallest things causes you to become hungrier for more. you change the rhythm of your licking, from kitten licks to swirling her clit in your tongue, in hopes of gaining a new reaction from her. and it did, her hand making their way to the back of your neck, pushing you closer to her mound. god she was so beautiful like this, calling out your name while her knuckles turn white grabbing the sheets from underneath her.
it wasn't enough, you wanted to see her unravel from your touch. sliding one finger into her, knuckles deep into her pussy, you begin to explore her walls, finding that sweet spot that you believe she would love. there it was, the reaction you were eagerly waiting for, her moans grew louder and louder as you hit that spot repeatedly. a mess under a touch yet she had this huge grin plastered on her face, you grew to know what this meant- in between moans “is.. that.. all…?” she was cheeky, you knew this. a little bit of a tease when it came to you. she’d playfully push your buttons but you immediately shut her down.
“aww, you think this is all babe?” entering another digit into her pussy, she cries out. face contorting from the pleasure, you groaning at how she squeezes down on your fingers. entranced by the way she matches the rhythm of your movements.
harder, you work so much harder. sucking, licking, biting her clit and curling your fingers inside of her, making sure to hit her sweet spot. you notice that she’s beginning to come close to her orgasm. rocking her hips while her legs hook around your back, trapping you in between her thighs and the way she shamelessly whimpers are enough to tell you that she’s about to cum.
literally digging her hands into the sheets, she lets her head fall back and her mouth hang open as she cums hard all over your face, her legs shaking violently from the immense amount of pleasure jolting around in her body. helping her ride out her first ever high with one hand placed on her stomach, enjoying the way she twitches from the little kisses you give her clit. as you pull away you lick your lips, checking in with her to make sure she was feeling okay, giving her one last kiss on the head before you lie down next to her.
“so… was your first time with me good?” smirking at her with a cheeky look in your eyes. you knew you made her feel good, great even. you just wanted to hear it from her
“did you not see the way my legs were shaking? yes y/n, it felt very good” smiling back at her as a response. you could cherish this moment forever.
#wintersera#itzy smut#itzy yuna smut#itzy x fem reader#itzy x fem reader smut#itzy x reader#fem! reader#kpop smut#girl group smut#gg x reader#girl group x reader smut#girl group x reader
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ateez as boyfies.
mar's notes! jus a whole bunch of wholesome fluff, ts my first post in AGES, b nice every1 and enjoy! <3 (this isnt THAT detailed ok, i tried my best<3). I GOT KINDA CARRIED AWAY IN WOOYOUNGS-
hongjoong . . .
he the sweetest man ever!! we luv hongjoong. hes SO perfect. he's like the man who u have an option to either get w, or regret not choosing him fo the rest of yo life. he puts sososo much effort into making u happy bc ur like, the joy in his life, his lil sunshine and he ADORES u, so much. move nights and late night cuddlin is defo his fav thing to do w u, not to mention him bringing gifts whenever he gets to see u !!
seonghwa . . .
yall know, hes literally malewife. as a bf, he would definitely make sure ur okay like allll around the clock. he cooks for u, he'd make sure u guys eat TOGETHER. he'd keep u company all the time ofc, even if he has a tough schedule he still b like "come w me :<" hes tha clingy cute perfect boyfie we all need.
mingi . . .
often he finds himself singing to u, rapping small verses or even some sentences he feels like singing, bc GOD who would even complain hearing song mingi sing? he'd let u dye his hair whatever color u'd want, often go shopping w u and spoiling u and then showing that cute grin on his face whenever he'd make u flustered infront of other people. we heart mingi, honestly.
yunho . . .
ok so hes big man right? hes tall, hes cute, hes like got the most cute and clumsy and loving personality. this man will definitely cuddle u late at night or whenever he'd come back from rehearsals or sumf. he ALWAYS finds a way to make u nervous, for example: hes taller than you so he'd cower over you when hes asking for something or wanting to sprinkle a lil bit of playfulness into the situation. the lesson is that yunho is puuuuurrrrrfect!
jongho . . .
wakes you up by humming small tunes into your ear, if your mad at that u clearly shouldnt even be thinking of that bro. flashes that smile that has you literally KICKING YOUR FEETS. its absolutely atrocious the amount of smiling this man has me actually doing whenever im watching his lil moments or something. he'd defo take loads of couple goals pictures with you, wear matching outfits. "jongho, can we buy matching beanies?" "baby buy them, you know i'll wear it anyways ^^" epitome of baby. ^^
yeosang . . .
HE BRINGS U TO GYM WITH HIM. and he even helps u with the equipment, and when after you guys go to a cute cafe to grab some food, sitting in the corner and discussing your plans together, overall deciding on staying at home all day to just do coupley things ofc. he lets u do his hair, vice verse as he likes to always play with ur hair and run his fingers through it wording "ur hair is so soft :o." no but IMAGINE OK, but i should stop before i get too carried away..
choi san . . .
another malewife. ok so like insert scenario that ur ill, havin bedrest n shi. HE DECIDED TO STAY W U ALLLLL DAY. he doesnt care if he catches the cold off u bc he js wants to b there for u because he cares and loves u sm !! hes the typa bf to surpise u in every way w bracelets, matchin stuff, makeup, and even small gifts. he js wants to see his pretty princess smilin. he also takes u to gym w him ofc, he cant even think abt not bringing u. end of convo bc im gonna get too carried away likewise w yeosangs. :(
wooyoung . . .
idk why ok but he gives off enemies to lovers typa beat. like he would be battling w u at first and then be heads over heels, and when u FINALLY get together after some plan of friends, u realise that hes literally AMAZING. yes he probably is playful, mostly probably teases alot ngl, but thats his way of showin his love. he absolutely adores u, even if u guys are havin a competition, you always get reminded u got the most loving n best boyfie in the whole wide world. ALSO bonus he buys u so many flowers ur garden is HOARDED in the amount of flowers, he gotta clean all of it up w u, giggling when he realises how cute you look when ur mad and pulls u into a kiss, eventually forgetting about the overload of pretty flowers in ur garden.
#ateez fluff#ateez x reader#ateez imagines#ateez fanfic#hongjoong fluff#seonghwa fluff#yunho fluff#choi san fluff#yeosang fluff#jongho fluff#mingi fluff#wooyoung fluff
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Rengoku x reader headcanons
I LOVE RENGOKUUU
yippie
ummm idk what to make reader so i’m just gonna default to gn 😭😋
enjoy 🤪
okkk so..!
he’s the best boyfriend ever without question
his mama raised him right so he’s a gentleman
he thinks the traditional flowers and sweets is decent but he likes to put a unique spin on it!
oh your worried for your family because demons lurk nearyour hometown?
well never fear! he planted wisteria trees around it!!
oh you like sweets?
DO YOU LIKE SWEET POTATOES?
he’s sharing w you 100%
(for those who don’t know his canon fav food is sweet potatoes)
he’d take you on dates spontaneously
after you reminded him that couples date
he knows but kinda forgot since he was never focused much on romance before you
if your not a hashira he wants you as his sugoku
but his training..😭😭
he would be heavily motivational
but he won’t really ease up on you because you have to be strong if you want to survive powerful demons
he does this because he cares, please understand 😭
his love languages are quality time and gift giving
he always brings you back gifts because he knows you worry
or he’ll send them through his kisagi crow to you to arrive before he does
he does this to let you know he’s alive
it’s a real scary relief
but he’s really thoughtful with his gifts so it makes you smile in the end
whenever your together he’ll value and cherish that time forever
sometimes you’ll catch him staring at you with the kindest eyes and most loving smile ever
just watching you as you train or go about your daily life
it warms your heart so much
speak of warm-
MANS GIVES OFF NATURAL BODY HEAT
so..!
perfect cuddler!
you’ll crisp in summer tho :)
have fun! :D
if you develop your own breathing style he’ll be very interested in it and proud of you for creating your own!!
praise is a never ending thing with this man!!
if your a hashira he’d love to spar without holding back to push you both to your limits
you’d spend time at each other’s hashira houses a lot
relaxing in your kimonos as you soak in the warm sunlight
or watch a beautiful sunrise/sunset together
he’d love to go shopping with you on your free time!!
hashira’s can get paid as much as they want but he’d still insist on buying everything for you like the gentleman he is
he such a doting and sweet lover!
rengoku goes straight for personality when it comes to his partner
anyone, really
hes not one to judge :)
therefore your beautiful personality reflects onto your face like sunlight, making it shimmer and glow in through his eyes
rengoku would be a pretty good cook
i feel he observed his mother as she did and picked up on a lot of things
he also keeps his place clean, he doesn’t buy anything he knows he won’t use so it’s mostly sentimental stuff that means something to him
pictures of his family
gifts from friends
everything you’ve ever gave him
he doesn’t mean it in a creepy way
its endearing in his eyes 😅
writes love letters to you if you ever have to be away from him for a long time
the rest of the hashira’s and kagaya think you guys are adorable <33
rengoku wouldn’t mind at all if you like pda
he’d initiate it himself occasionally
neither of you get obnoxious with it
unless you do
mitsuri wouldn’t mind
but the rest?
“😅😃”
is their reaction
you think it’s funny tho
they still love you two dw
but you love each other more
♥︎♥︎♥︎
you can prob tell but this is demon slayer reader btw lol
im sooo happy with how these turned out this gotta be my best work yet it’s adorable 💗
#anime#anime and manga#rengoku kyōjurō#rengoku kyojuro#kny rengoku#rengoku x reader#demon slayer rengoku#kny kyojuro#demon slayer#kny x reader#kny x you#kny#kny headcanons#kny x gender neutral reader#demon slayer x reader#demon slayer x you#demon slayer x gender neutral reader#fluff#relationship headcanons#anime headcanons#kny anime#kny x y/n#kny x male reader
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Hiya idk if your requests are open but if they are can I get a jackass image/fic (Platonic) where reader gets dumped by their partner
This is kinda hard to explain
But yk how some people write a fic and there multiple people in that in fic that's kinda what I'm thinking like something with whatever jackass guys you want
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hiiiiii, yes they are open, sorry ive been really busy lately so i havent posted
i did headcanons bc i dont really know how to write full fics, also i did johnny, steve-o, ryan, bam and pontious :) hope you like it!!!!
Platonic!Johnny Knoxville/ Steve-o/ Bam Margera/ Ryan Dunn/ Chris Pontious x reader who has just been dumped
Johnny Knoxville
(im really sorry his is gonna be short bc i have no idea what to write for him)
Ok so i feel like Johnny would definetly hug you and tell you that it's going to be okay
Like some motivational dad talk lmao
Because his way of comforting you is most likely talking about it
And if you don't want to talk about it then he 100% understands and tells you that he's here for you
Probably watches a comedy movie/show with you so you will laugh
Orders takeout or makes food himself
Just like makes sure you feel alright and makes you forget about the person who just dumped you
Does anything you ask him to
In general he's really gentle about it
Steve-O
I feel like Steve-O wouldn't really be into the whole talking thing
I mean like he definetely will listen to you rant if you need to but he just wouldn't really know what to say
It also depends on what era it is
Because if he's sober then he's incredibly sweet and like Johnny probably watches a movie with you
But if he's not sober then he'll 100% suggest going to the bar and getting shit faced after like 10 minutes of hearing you talk about the breakup
And like honestly you two would have so much fun that night
Drinking and laughing
Honestly maybe even crying
If you don't want to go to the bar then he understands and goes by himself
Lmao jk he's not that mean
He might whine a bit but if you really don't want to go then he gets it and you guys probably fall asleep on the couch watching some early 2000s cartoon
Bam Margera
Now here's the deal with Bam
He totally and completely gets it and is there for you
But he will also suggest that you guys go skate to let some anger out
If you can skate it's not even gonna be a suggestion
He'll literally grab you, pull you off of the couch and throw you in the car to go to the skatepark
If you don't know how to skate he says that he'll help you and while you're there he "teaches" you different tricks but in reality he's just having fun and he may have slightly forgotten that you can't skate
Once you guys are done you probably hit up a gas station, buy some snacks and sit on the sidewalk
In the middle of converstation he'll ask if you're okay and if there's anything else he can do
Bam's an amazing friend so he'll help in any way he can
If the person who dumped you was a guy and was a total asshole then he definetely calls Dunn and they "talk" to him
You guys spend the rest of the night listening to HIM and maybe even smoking
Ryan Dunn
Bro when I tell you that Ryan is the best friend anyone could have I mean it
I mean like first of all he would 100% give you an AMAZING hug and tell it's gonna be alright
Then he would probably take you to the store and buy you whatever snacks and/or drinks you wanted
You guys would spend the rest of the afternoon/evening/night/whenever talking and watching tv
He shares some of his stories on how he got dumped and tells you that he knows how you feel and wants to make you as happy as possible
If you want to laugh then he'll put on some show or tell you funny stories
If you want to cry then he will totally cry with you
If you're mad then he will first try to calm you down and if that doesn't work he'll find an abandoned building or something where you guys can break stuff
If the rest of the viva la bam/cky guys hear about what you guys are doing they will 100% join you (and if you don't want them to Ryan tells them to fuck off)
Ryan's the definition of the sweetest friend anyone could have
Chris Pontious
Lets get one thing straight
Chris is the funniest person on the planet
So when you tell him about you getting dumped, his goal is to make you laugh as much as possible
Whether that's while you're crying
Or when you guys are talking about other things
He tries to get your mind off of it and he does anything to do it
Even if he totally embarasses himself in the process
As long as you're laughing he's happy
He's also really good at talking so if you don't want him to make jokes 24/7 he'll 100% listen and talk to you about other things
I feel like he gives really but also kinda stupid advice
Idk how to explain it
Maybe its the fact that normally everything that comes out of this dudes mouth is goofy as fuck
Or maybe its just the fact that he hasn't fully stopped making jokes
Whatever it is the advice is still pretty good
And he is still fully devoted to making you happy
Also please laugh at his jokes
Even if they're kinda bad
It'll boost his ego so much lmao
#jackass#jackass x reader#viva la bam#viva la bam x reader#bam margera#bam margera x reader#jackass number two#jackass the movie#bam margera headcanons#bam margera imagine#johnny knoxville headcanons#johnny knoxville x reader#johnny knoxville#steve o#steve-o#steveo x reader#steve-o x reader#ryan dunn#ryan dunn x reader#ryan dunn headcanons#chris pontius#chris pontious x reader#chris pontious
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i have a request!!! playing minecraft with streamer!Hee 😭😭 i think i’d be really cute, can be hcs if you want!!
a/n: anon... streamer!hee is my whole personality i personally believe he would be a streamer if he wasnt an idol but thats for another day. i hope this satisfies ur request!!
warnings: none that i know of
gn!reader
Minecraft with boyfie streamer!hee
His twitch and/or youtube has like 5 million subscribers or something idk
People love hot men who game! (me core)
Kinda irrelevant but i think heeseung would be one of the korean members in the quackity smp server idk idk idk
Hees fans know abt u
But you never really show yourself because you dont rlly feel the need to yk
But heeseungs comments keep begging him to play games with you
So he goes to call you (on stream may i add)
“Baby!!!” so cute stfu
“Yeah hun whats up” ur phone connected by your ear and shoulder (do yk what i mean im bad at explaining) bc ur buying groceries for the house😭😭😭
“Chat is asking for you to play a game with me on stream”
“As long as we play minecraft im so down”
“Thank you lovie! Ill see u when u get home MWAH”
So then you guys plan for his next stream
BOOM now ur here
Ur cute lil set up right next to his i cant do this
He helps you set up ur facecam n everything so that chat can see and hear u
Now for the actual game
The mc world name is yabadabadoo
I think heeseung is a calm mc player not one who grinds and does allat yk
Stream starts nd hes like
“Baby lets play a game, anytime something scary happens we kiss”
“Kiss… during the scary parts??? Of minecraft???”
Cue chat calling heeseung a loser im sorry
You guys start off in ur survival world and immediately his hunter gatherer instincts kick in
He’d getting meat, house materials, wool
“Hee, put ur minecraft bed next to mine”
And he gasps
“Yn thats so scandalous..”
At first the house is just a dirt hut
But everytime you guys stream mc tgt the house gets more elaborate
From ur lil dirt hut to like a mansion
You guys have a barn that you built
You even learned how to make an aquarium in mc go you!!!
When heeseung mines and he finds diamonds, he gives a majority of them to you
Like let's say he found 7, he gives u 4 and he keeps 3 yk
Love a man who can provide for his lover
Even w this big mansion home
He makes SURE ur beds r still tgt
You get lost a lot when you wander and dilly dally so he has to come find you 😭
Your knight in shining diamond armor
You guys have a cat and a dog
Cat is named kombucha (heeseungs idea)
Dog is named hershey (ur idea)
It was supposed to be a one time thing but you liked it and heeseungs fans love you so minecraft streams are a twice a month typa thing
Now its something you, him, and the fans look forward in doing
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Dating Enid Sinclair
warnings ✩° : cursing, enid being goofy?
pairing ✩° : enid sinclair x gn!reader
authors note ✩° : i said it in the preferences but im neurodivergent so most of these are things i kinda do SO IF YOURE IN LOVE WITH HER YOURE IN LOVE WITH ME /j. but no tbh i would say that out of all the characters im a mix of wednesday and enid bc in public and around my friends im like wednesday but in private and online im like enid,, so take your pick idk.
- Ok despite being definitely more than friends, she makes friendship bracelets for you ALL the time. I see gift giving as her love language. That and psychical touch, but mostly gift giving.
“Look Y/n! This is SO you. I’m buying this right now!”
- Speaking of, she lets you borrow all of her clothes, in fact she encourages it because she’s really big on scent and smelling like you and smelling you on her clothes is her absolute favorite thing.
- LOVE LOVE LOVES when she gets to paint your nails the colors she chooses for you. Sometimes they're really chaotic and vibrant, other times they’re the colors you actually like ((ignore if you like vibrant nail colors but me personally i paint my nails black and neutral colors)) such as muted tones and pastels.
- Being around you is enough for Enid to be so excited she’s bouncing off the walls. It gets even worse when you two do anything outside of normal Enid and Y/n things, so if you give her a surprise kiss on her cheek her face explodes with heat and she’s left a stuttering mess.
- Enid is a really bold person, so it’s no surprise she’d be protective too. Especially with you since you're literally all she’s cared about and more, so if you two were put in a situation where someone would be flirting with you, she would shamelessly bare her teeth and cling onto you. She doesn't really get social cues if you get what I mean ((little head canon inside of a head canon bc i am neurodivergent and i see her as neurodiveregent as well)).
- She adores cuddling you and really twisting herself into your limbs, tangling you both so if one of you tries to move they literally can’t. Enid always giggles when you try to get up but she doesn't want to, knowing you're going to attempt to break free from her nonhuman strength and inevitably give up and fall right back into her warm embrace.
- Definitely names a few of her stuffed animals after you or things you do, both to mess with you and also just in your honor.
“Y/n look! I named this little guy after you,” She holds up a stuffed frog, “Calling him...Snoozy.”
“The fuck is Snoozy?”
“Oh, you know, because you sleep a lot.”
- Always ALWAYS hypes you up. Even if you're wearing the ugliest outfit ever or cut your hair into bangs that really doesn't compliment your face shape, she still beams and gives you double thumbs up because she’s just that supportive.
- Knocked the hell out when she kisses you, it’s hard to control herself too so her claws kind of come out when she gets too in the moment or eager to do more, sometimes she bites you too but it’s all in harmless fun...please forgive her.
- She smells like bubblegum. That’s it. Enough said. Like a soft bubblegum scent.
- Enid is the type to say “It’s us!” with the absolute most absurd things ever. She could point out two rabid opossums fighting each other for a slice of pizza and swoon about how similar they are to you two.
- She also gets zoomies, just like, whenever. It gets especially worse with you around because she’s borderline running in her room but then when you show up she starts ACTUALLY zooming.
- Adores kissing your cheek with lip gloss or her pink lipstick on just to see the marks on your face and lips, like an indirect makeover.
- There’s times where Enid will grab both of your hands and spin you around so fast that when you get dizzy—she doesn’t because it takes a lot to get her dizzy—and then she does this thing where she just lets go, throwing you directly into her stuffed animals or onto her bed. Although you're both having fun, she wants you to be safe still.
- Her temper is SUPER short so when she gets frustrated or mad, the only way to properly calm her down is by pressure therapy, aka hugging her so tight that she’s relieved of all negative emotions. She’ll be huffing at one point and then after a few minutes in your arms and between your legs she’s completely docile, playing with the ends of your hair as another means of comfort.
- Enid always likes to link her arm with yours and nuzzle into you whenever you two are walking because she thinks it’s the cutest thing ever!!
- She definitely has separation anxiety with you, so if you're gone for too long without her and without telling her where you are, she freaks out and start hysterically crying because she’s so worried about you.
#wednesday series#wednesday#enid sinclair#wednesday enid#enid sinclair imagine#enid sinclair x reader#enid sinclair x y/n#enid sinclair x you#gn!reader#enid sinclair preferences#kaicubus
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Cooking up this one modern au that wouldn't probably turn out to be something, but it is fun spinning it around my head.
bodyguard!sonetto, celebrity!vertin au.
They were childhood friends but due to life circumstances, both of them got separated, with nothing more but letters and gifts being exchanged over the years. The years go by and the correspondences grow less and distant as the two of them pursue their own careers and grow into their own persons. Sonetto turns to working as a bodyguard after realizing she's pretty good at it, Vertin works in the line of... something, i guess, feel free to throw ideas at me, that shoots her into stardom.
After years the two of them finally cross paths, in a formal reception where Sonetto's working as a bodyguard to some person and Vertin's there because she was invited. Something something they meet, catch up a little, on what's been up to them.
Then at one point Sonetto becomes Vertin's bodyguard and then after all these years she gets to know things about Vertin's life that isn't blared through the media, and somewhere along the way she kinda gets integrated into the little (massive) circle of friends and found family Vertin has picked up along the way. Everyone knows Vertin and she practically knows everyone lmao. She's the guy who knows a guy that knows a guy. Vertin also gets to know what Sonetto's been up to, and finds herself also quickly integrated into Sonetto's own circle.
Pretty fun thinking about what the other characters are doing in this world. Maybe i'll put a list here or something.
Pavia and Lilya are Sonetto's coworkers. Pavia teaches her italian/sicilian on their free time and Lilya's the one to keep nagging her to loosen up
And being coworkers for years Sonetto has been dragged to numerous gatherings courtesy of Lilya that she's a pretty common fixture in the Lilya-Druvis househould. Druvis' younger cousin Sotheby adores her.
Vertin and Sonetto were both orphans in the same orphanage, hence why they know each other.
i'm thinking the incident that takes Sonetto and Vertin away is some fuckery happening with the orphanage (cough cough constantine) causes it to be investigated and dissolved, with the orphans being sent to other ones. This is where the two part ways.
Though some time after that, Vertin gets adopted by everyone's favorite foundation parents, Miss Z and Tooth Fairy. something something the toffees Vertin sends to Sonetto on the mail is courtesy of Tooth Fairy.
Vertin Zhang-Campbell rolls of the tongue nicely.
Sonetto, unfortunately, does not get adopted and ages out of the system, but manages to get a good foothold into adulting by being... Sonetto, ever the diligent overachiever.
I need someone to give me last name ideas for her oh god
Verneider are married. The way they first met is as probably as whirlwind and chaotic as canon verneider, but less... murder and death. They have been happily married for a while : )
Feel like Schneider would be an actor. She is the embodidment of a femme fatale lmao
Anyways verschnetto endgame in my head. idk how it happens but the buildup of the three's dynamic is something like "hey my wife saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. can we buy you a drink?"
I kinda want Blonney and Horropedia to be a brief fixture here. Both of them are horror afficionados that have made a name for themselves in their specific crafts (movie director and writer) and Sonetto has once bodyguarded them. She did not have a good time (had to sit through a horror-specific awarding ceremony type thing and had to listen to them talk each others ears off. she is forever traumatized.) also a scene im thinking off is that Horropedia off-handedly mentions Vertin, to which Sonetto of course focuses on, but all in all the scene goes like the one tweet about a dentist mentioning their son is captain america's actor but its Tooth Fairy and Vertin lmao
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might be a bit too personal of a question so feel free to ignore/delete but have you struggled w/ alcoholism? i think i remember you saying that you dont drink much anymore so i just wanted to ask for idk some kind of advice cuz i just cant manage to drop that shit. thanks in advance man
hi don't worry i don't mind talking about it, but i'll put it behind a cut for others bc this got kinda long and i don't want to trigger anyone
first off i wouldn't say i am or ever have been an alcoholic especially comparing myself to other people in my life but i've had periods where i was struggling with it, getting drunk most nights and even sometimes having a drink (or two) during the day if i had to do something i felt anxious about, it was def a crutch and i occasionally fall back into it but only for short times luckily. so have that in mind, my advice might not be that useful for you
so for me it was really mostly about realizing ok this is A Thing and i don't want to let it get too far, i was pairing it with some other really unhealthy habits and started noticing some side effects (other than money lmao)
so i kinda figured ok. you don't need to do this. every time you decide to buy a bottle of whatever that's the alcohol kinda whispering in ur ear like ohhh im so fun but in the long term it's only gonna make me feel like shit, both physically and mentally. so not having it in the house made it so i could go a couple days without it, and then cave again, feel like shit, repeat.
but by stretching that time before caving i could sit with it for better or worse like now what do i do? i feel bad but drinking is gonna make me feel a different kind of bad so that's not an option (today at least! there's always tomorrow for making worse choices, idk but having that in mind helped) and then i'd find ways to distract myself, something to do with your hands can be helpful but it depends on how much brain space you have. but it gets easier and easier, slowly but surely. it's cliche but at first it really is about having that bit of control to go even a day without. that shows you that you can do it, however short at first
and then in time i won't lie you'll have moments of missing it but it's like. i know the trade off and i know it's not worth it slipping into that again because in the end it doesn't help. it's a coping mechanism and you have to either replace it with something healthier or whatever, or deal with what's making you use it. for me personally it was (and is) depression and anxiety and just shit life syndrome which aren't easy to just fix but i know drinking is gonna make all of that worse and i know better ways to deal with my feelings (could be anything for you, some people like journaling or therapy and neither of those did shit for me so. but you gotta find something)
sorry this got kinda long and rambling, and i don't know how much help it really is. i never felt like i needed outside help so i don't have any clue how that works but i've heard from others that groups like aa (maybe not aa specifically cause i've heard some weird stuff about them) can be really good for more insight and accountability but idk on a personal level
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STRAWBERRY ✯ 𝙕𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙂 𝙃𝘼𝙊!
m.list
synopsis: 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐥
pairing: Zhang Hao of ZB1 and fem!oc
status: ongoing
chapter 11: deal
the next day, rina woke up to a slew of good morning messages to hao.
haohao 🐼:
good morninggg nanabear
10:15am
good morning?
i rlly pulled out that cringey nickname for u
and this is how you repay me ?
11:00am
even he was weirded tf out..
12:15pm
you better be dreaming abt me
12:45pm
riri 🐼
i was dreaming abt juyeon actually 😘
good morning haohaobear
that doesn’t sound as cute as nanabear
haohao 🐼
yeah you're sick
and it’s afternoon now idk if you know this yet
riri 🐼
wrdgaf
what are you doing today?
haohao 🐼
im literally about to die of boredom
i kept scrolling youtube and got to the point where i’m watching a honey
badger fight off a bunch of lions
riri 🐼
you know what would make your day better?
haohao 🐼
hmm idk humor me
riri 🐼
buying breakfast and bringing it to meeeee
haohao 🐼
you're gonna give me a house tour?
riri 🐼
house is a strong word
it would take one 360 spin and you're done!
haohao 🐼
send me the address and i’ll be there asap
riri 🐼
this is why you’re my favorite person on the planet kinda
rina sprang up from her bed, eager to get ready to see hao. she may or may not have hastily stuffed everything in sight into her closet to create the illusion of cleanliness. when he said "asap," he meant it. in the midst of fixing her hair in front of the mirror, the doorbell buzzed.
"who is it?" she teased.
through the peephole, she could see his amused expression. "vogue 73 questions."
the moment she opened the door she yanked him in roughly.
“are you trying to dislocate my shoulder?” he pouted.
“my neighbor is on the balcony.” she closed the door behind him.
“you’re acting like i’m beyonce. i promise you the grandma living next to you has not a clue who i am.” he plopped on her couch, laying out the breakfast on the coffee table.
the two shared a meal while binge watching dramas. "watching" might not be the most accurate term; they chatted incessantly, offering commentary on every single scene. they were the kind of people you should never go to the movies with—they'd talk your ears off, sounding more like characters themselves than the ones on screen.
as they progressed through the episodes, they found themselves gradually edging closer on the couch. each thought they were slyly shifting a millimeter every ten seconds. eventually, they both scooted over at the same time, resulting in them turning to each other and bursting into laughter at their synchronized stupidity.
“you thought you were slick,” rina laughed at hao’s shocked face.
“me? you were doing the same thing!” he poked her side.
he gave in to his wants and snaked his arm around her, snuggling into the crook of her neck. even peppering faint, feathery kisses on her collarbone.
“hao, are you trying to put me into cardiac arrest?” rina whined.
as his kisses ventured lower, rina’s doorbell buzzed unexpectedly. they looked at each other confused as she wasn’t expecting anyone.
peering through the peephole, she was met with haemin and hyemi waving at her. she quickly turned to how and signaled him to go hide in her room. she opened the door just enough for her to stick her head out, “can i help you?”
haemin pushed the door open, “i thought we could all hang out.” she looked like she was looking for something, more specifically someone.
rina watched them make their way to the couch and tried to sneakily kick hao’s shoes out of sight.
“big breakfast?” hyemi snarked.
“can you guys come another time? i’m planning to go out right now.” rina knew she shouldn’t piss them off given what they know about her.
“where? can we tag along?”
haemin was almost a whole new person—someone that was one the sweetest best friend rina could ask for turned into somewhat of a mean girl. it was totally out of her character. it truly doesn’t take much for a friendship to turn sour.
“okay, i’m not going anywhere. what is this about?”
“is there a reason you don’t want us here?” haemin tilted her head with a mocking tone evident in her voice.
“what do you want from me. we all know what this is about; let’s not play dumb.”
“i have a deal for you,” hyemi walked closer to rina “get me jebewon’s phone numbers and address, and i won’t spill the beans about your little relationship.”
rina looked at the girls incredulously. she knew they had bad intentions but this crossed so many lines. haemin was always a big fan of idols, but never displayed sasaeng behaviors. this revelation was a punch to the gut for rina. it always hurts when someone you know so well proves that you didn’t know their true nature
“you don’t even have proof of anything.” she forced out a nervous chuckle.
“you think we don’t know about your park dates? could you be any sloppier?” an insulting tone laced in haemin’s words. “i know he’s in your room, you are so predictable, rina.”
“what would you even do with the phone numbers and address? they could easily change their numbers, and they have security.”
“we could sell information on them,” hyemi chimed in “it’s your choice, you wouldn’t want to see your baby boy get hate, would you?”
“text me your decision, or we’ll do what we have to do.” haemin said before the two finally left.
rina walked over to her room to see hao fast asleep on her bed, she could’ve sworn they only talked for five minutes. she sat next to him and smiled at his cute expression—eyebrows furrowed his lips slightly parted. however, her smile faded once she realized the choice she had to make. how could she possibly win in that situation? she knew the difficulties that would come with dating an idol, but she didn’t know those difficulties would arise from her supposed best friend.
she looked out her windows and doors to see if haemin and hyemi were watching her. she wouldn’t put it past them to do a stakeout for blackmail.
should we just stop seeing each other? she thought to herself. she didn’t want it to come to this, but she felt a great sense of guilt. dating scandals can very well ruin images. she didn’t want to be a source of stress and trouble for him and his group. all these thoughts caused tears to well up in her eyes and soon stream down her face. she didn’t want to lose him, but she didn’t want to hurt his livelihood. i can’t tell him about this.
#zhang hao x reader#zb1#zerobaseone#zhang hao#boys planet#park gunwook#ricky#kim gyuvin#han yujin#kim jiwoong#kim taerae#seok matthew#sung hanbin#zb1 x reader#zerobaseone x reader#fluff#zb1 fluff#zb1 imagines#kpop#idol#kpop idol#zb1 reactions#zb1 scenarios#zb1 ricky#zb1 hanbin#zb1 zhang hao#zb1 gyuvin#zb1 gunwook#zb1 gifs#zb1 han yujin
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Sorry if uve answered this before but like. What do u think kon and clarks relationship? I kinda like them being on good terms but in the nebulous ur ny uncle/brother/cousin/close family memeber deal instead of clark being a parent because... waves hands at luthor and the uh. Kinda constant issues of how kon was created and also because I think kon deserves to choose what people to mean to him after everything he's been thru but what do u think
ive had a couple asks about this and i dont remember if ive answered it before or not but i guess ill separate my thoughts into Fanon/my preferred timeline and then canon. but i think im in the same general camp where i think that theyre relationship is very nebulous, but don't mind if Parent is one of those relationships thrown into the mix. saying theyre brothers doesnt feel 100% right, but saying theyre father-son also doesnt feel totally right? i literally don't know how to explain how i feel about it but if you read this maybe it will be more clear
uh this will be long
1)Canon (pre retcon and post retcon)
Sooooo firstly with canon, i chalk a lot of the choices up to the narrative constraints and dc editorial things? because one, they wanted superboy to be a solo hero and not a sidekick, and two, his original story is that he is not a superman clone, but just a clone from a shitbag scientist named Paul Westfield that was altered to look and mimic clark, which is also pretty weird and understandably off-putting for clark still.
then when clark finally "returns from the dead" he's still pretty concerned about the kid? like he helps kon figure out what to do with cadmus and all, and then kon gives clark's old apartment back to him and says he's gonna find a new place and fly "second star to the right and straight on till morning" T-T
and you know from then on he's just a guy that occasionally pops up and gives kon advice.
and then we get to the whole "brother thing" because when kon went into hypertime and met teen clark, teen clark assumed his adult self had shared his secret identity and life with kon, which makes kon feel insecure about not being trustworthy. teen clark explains that he probably has a reason and says they could be like brothers. and when kon comes back and confronts kal-el, kal tells him he's family.
they do act familial, but the brother thing was proposed by clark first so it's not as clear on kon's side. personally, despite his rebellious attitude and insistence on being his own man, he's still a kid, and with how much kon latches onto father figures, laments about not having a real father or mother and even wishes he had one, gets distraught at the thought of losing his father figures like guardian or dubbilex, i don't really blame some readers for hoping clark would step in more as either a mentor or something more?
but again, that would require some big narrative commitments and mightve made it hard for them to be solo heroes with separate lives, and supergirls a solo hero too with a similar age range but she's already been established as a cousin.
now after the retcon, its been changed so that kon is half lex luthor half clark, and though there's still a mixed bag of opinions on it, at least kon's attitude towards paul and not wanting to end up like a shitbag and have to be told by clark he's his own person still applies i guess T-T and the circumstances are more iffy and kon does keep it a secret for a while. it also complicates things by painting clark to be some absentee dad, which frankly is out of character for him i think. so idk kon keeping both his donors a secret could be interesting ? i have to think about it and how to resolve that narrative issue T-T. but also, i dont think the retcon is necessarily bad, just had a bunch of missed unique opportunities they could've used to make it stand out in a medium where this type of plotline already saturates its stories T-T (you could buy a sandwich if you had a nickel for every hero with half villain half hero genes)
so yeah basically im pretty sure readers at the time were hoping for a more father-son relationship while some were fine with just being brothers, and dc cant decide so i have decided that i will apply homestuck rules in which they are genetic father and son and may call each other brothers but in a way where kon looks up to clark so much he's basically a father to him. or like in ninjago where kai and lloyd clearly have a brotherly relationship but lloyd claims "kai was a father to me when i needed one."
because relationships aren't so cookie cutter you know? especially when it comes to family.
ANYWAYSSSSSSS
2) Fanon/My canon timeline
In my mind's eye, their relationship takes a longgg time to develop, and it has to overcome misunderstandings, but they are always amicable to each other. (Basically, not whatever the yj show did?) Clark doesn't automatically set himself to adopt or whatever, but he promises to look after him and has a more active role in helping kon find a place to stay, on kon's own insistence on being his own independent person. He heavily distrusts Cadmus though but dubbilex and guardian seem trustworthy enough. There is a part where he asks kon to keep an eye on cadmus' shady operations, and in my fanon I'd rather him just say that kon should go to him if anything bad every happens more out of concern for kon's safety than anything else? If that made sense.
Also, Clark is young and still rattling with the fact there's a mini-him running around the place that was meant to replace him so he's allowed to feel weird about it and not have all the answers. He does know that the right thing to do is make sure the kid's safe, but the kon's got a chip on his shoulder and doesn't make it easy. Kon is no one's sidekick--he is going to be superman one day, because it's what he's meant to do. He doesn't always know what's best for him, and always gets himself into trouble, and maybe he knows that, but I'd write it so that he slowly has to learn that it's okay to be a kid and to fuck up sometimes and listen to someone who knows better. Also, he talks big shit about being superman but also places expectations on himself because Clark's shadow is just so big that it makes it hard to connect with clark maybe? Like that's the guy you were made to be one day. And you know for a fact he didnt mess up as much as you did.
And when kal gives him the name kon-el and proclaims that he is family, kon is so happy he cries so you're left wondering why it took so long for them to get to that point. so i think in my timeline it'd happen a bit sooner? or like i would not make it take so long lol.
then you meet teen clark, and i think that's when things start to change. Of course this is the homestuck in me talking, but I think i'd have liked to see kon spend more time with teen clark, where some of that walls between them could have been broken down at now that kon's able to see what clark was like as a kid and bring him down to earth more rather than view him as this big lofty figure in his life. that's also partly what the yj sins of youth arc does too i guess. mmm gotta love the coming-of-age-ness of it all.
teen clark says that having kon around is kind of like having a brother, and kon nods but wonders if adult clark will think the same. after returning to his reality, kon goes to kal-el who reassures him he's family and trusts him and is sorry he doesn't make that more clear. he'd ask what kon wants but kon himself is still unsure. and after that convo, clark makes it a point to check up on him more and grows more concerned. he's gotten to know the kid a lot more!
and okay i could go on and on but basically, he voices his concerns about kon's living situations and surrounding peers a lot more and is careful not to command kon like a scolding parent, but nudge him with advice and let it be kon's decision on what to do. basically this is the stage where clark is acting more like a guardian figure i guess and after kon is finally convinced to go live in smallville with the kents, clark gets a lot more unbearable and acts like an annoying family member to kon and smothers him with sagely advice lol. and kon appreciates the gesture but he's having a hard time adjusting to it all, at having to live a normal life, and no matter what clark does there's still this shadow and expectation that falls on him. and not knowing what to do kon gives in, and tries to mimic clark cuz his previous efforts to be his own person all always landed him in hot shit.
(and if we are keeping the retcon, then finding out you arent who you thought you were would just add more to ur identity crisis T-T and if ur like me who likes to think of kon as queer then aaaah this new life would do a number on you and you might try to act soooo normal and scramble for a sense of control and understanding of your own life. and insisting on keeping it a secret bc ur afraid it'll change what people think of you? ough ik it wasnt meant to be read like that but my brain just went aaaaah. the queer experience. and with the whole luthor mind control thing? I hate 70% of it but i like thinking about it from an angle where kon realllly has to fight for an ounce of control over any aspect of his life idk idk T-T even without the retcon, i think you could still find a way to do something with this notion of identity and control)
anyways, i think time in smallville would slowly allow clark and kon to bond even more and really see each other for who they are as people and for kon to really find out who he is and who he wants to be, not as a sidekick to clark or as superman but as himself (and he'd slowly come back to a more punk and/or flamboyant fashion sense T-T). he's friends with the coolest teen heroes ever who are his family, and he's ma kent's boy. and he's clark's family. he tells his school friends that clark's his cousin and maybe thats what the documents say, and they may agree to call each other brothers, but bottomline is clark will be a father to kon whenever he needs one and will always be there to help kon and be a home to him.
then when clark is older and has jon, i guess maybe kon would still stick around and help out and definitely sees himself as jon's brother. like regardless of what clark and kon decide to call themselves kon is jon's brother like i really want them to be silly brothers. also cuz jon deserves one. there's so many interesting things dc could do with jon and kon aaaag so sad. it's also important to me that clark is a good parent and even if he wasnt perfect, he cared about kon and explicitly shows theyre family? like even in canon sometimes it didnt feel like it T-T
maybe it's just me, but i guess i project a lot of my own experiences and my oc rolin's experience onto him a lot. because rolin lives with his aunt who is basically a mother to him, and he has an older cousin who is basically a brother to him, and then this little girl that barges into his life basically becomes his sister and he can act like an overbearing parent to her even though they're not related by blood. he's got a weird relationship with his own dad, so he sees a father in a lot of older ppl. you can never have too many parental figures!!! so i guess my mind's used to thinking of family members doing double duty T-T ? i just personally really think dynamics shouldn't easily be pinned down as just one thing and think ppl are too stuck on traditional (or perhaps a nuclear or western) family standards. ugh when i write my oc story you will all see.
sorry that was really long and rambly and didn't make sense in some parts--i probably should have done this in google docs and made this fancy. also! who knows i might totally change my mind on a thing anyways. canon is my playdough i mold to whatever i think suits a more interesting narrative or to my personal bias.
#i think maybe this is also my filipino experience talking#also even if ur related by blood you choose to be family by choosing to treat them like one#and also you can have more than one parental figure bc why restrict yourself to two?#this probably makes NO sense to anyone sorrrry ill shut up now Bye.#but would i still read a fic or premise where kon acts like a rebellious teenage son ? maybe i would.#clam answers#this is just my personal canon definitely dont have to agree#i just would like the official comics to explore it more cuz theres a lot u could do! especially now that kon is actually back#and if anything i want kon and jon dynamic!!!!!!!!!#dc#kon el#kontent#i did this instead of my homework!!!!!!!!!!
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HI! I FINALLY HAVE TIME! VERY TIRED BEEN UP SINCE 7 BUT REALLY WANNA READ AND LIVEBLOG CAUSE I MISS THAT SHIT
also I think I might be lactose intolerant? but I only get really fucking bad headaches, nausea and the like from milk but am pretty okay with other dairy products and it...oh wait no ice cream and yogurt also make me sick after I pass a certain limit and is this why cheese makes my stomach feel weird sometimes? okay theory, I am not TOO lactose intolerant. main problem is milk and the rest I can have in limits. makes sense.
also HOW ARE YOU?? I'VE BEEN SO SWAMPED WITH THINGS THAT I'VE SPENT MOST NIGHT SO DRAINED AND DEAD IT'S CRAZY.
BUT I DID CATCH UP ON IALS AND READ THE FIRST 3 CHAPTERS OF LBAF.
alright! CHAPTER 4!!
david loml it'll be fine...probably idk man I am really scared for y'all
Alright random person...I will fight you in an abandoned parking lot for this DO NOT DO THIS SHIT
David :((
First I cry over IALS mavid...now I have to cry over lbaf mavid. what is this happening
DAVID! NO DO NOT DO THAT TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!
also there's this thing called Communication. Not sure y'all have heard of it though. Lmk if you need a dictionary :)
to the fucker attacking the institute, motherfucker I will literally push you off a building
maybe it's someone who wants him to not be the head of the institute for whatever reason?
Anyway Anjali so hot so efficient would literally die for her
david you good bro? God I love it when the kind ones go feral
no but srsly you good? Well no but like...Im worried. For his health. David :((
“Ask for help,” she said again. “And if you are feeling overwhelmed, take a break.”
QUEEN SHIT
“Revenge means you are being harmed in return for the suffering you’ve caused,” Anjali told him. “You didn’t do anything wrong. You did the right thing. So, even if it is Asmodeus, this isn’t revenge. This is an attack, David. And I intend to put an end to it.”
God I love it when women
the picture I WILL SOB DO NOT DO THIS TO ME
Them :((
“Why do people call me baby boy or baby girl?” David wondered out loud.
AJHSHUIDC JACE
petition to only call david baby boy or baby girl from now on
I've been watching The Crown (it took me three days to get through episode 1 but let's not talk about that) so I am literally hearing all the dialogues in with an english accent. It's...something
Some people drank alcohol to relax. David drank tea.
Bitch same.
I've lately fallen in love with Earl Gray. I drink it while I'm studying. I sit down at my desk with my tea and only then do I get to work. Helps me focus and keep my anxiety at bay. Good shit.
same energy as me realising how quickly I had been going through my tea. I...I've been way too stressed lately too, hon. NOT THIS WEEKEND THOUGH HHAHA
he would love a cake <3
oh to have someone buy me overpriced magic chocolate
DARK?? HUH
prince...?
WJAT IS HAPPENING WOMAN EXPLAIN
that's so romantic though 🥺
LEVI?? TIS YOU??
in my relating a bit too much to david era kjkcuhud
Bitch I know you're stressed as fuck so like?? TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF?? Srsly, shit's really hard rn for you and it's gonna get harder. Take a nap or something
“Mon ange,” David chuckled and pointed at the screen. “He went back in time and is literally trying to sleep with his own mother.”
I AM SORRY, WHO IS DOING WHAT NOW
NOT NOW! FUCK NO!
not the ICE CREAM
also yeeeeeeeeeee camilaaaaaaaaaa
david and anjali wedding CRYING SOBBING SHAKING LOOK AT THEM
that's a really long proposal dude you're not writing an essay
“My fave power couple is getting hitched. Do it soon!”
Live footage of me
omg the talk with the parents huduifuifugiugf
I love rafe so muvh omg
anjali truly the best person out there
THEM OH MY GOD THEM
I am so soft rn no one talk to me
Marry me. Marry me. Marry me.
SOBBING
they're so amazing I could cry
how bout I punch Kingsley
Oooo marcus
marcus is kinda cool though. I'll probably not like him by the end of this but still
what...what is he working on
what the fuck you on dude?
i love camila so much
damn girl!!
oh marcus...Yeah I remember now what he was doing...
ah yes, the seashell
cool motives but like...that's not gonna happen
we don't live in a perfect world bud. exploitation and prejudice are the first two words that come to my mind when I think of his thoughts becoming a reality.
He didn’t like it when Mallory was in a bad mood. He wanted her to be happy.
Mal in a bad book ends horribly for every person she has ever interacted with
DON'T SMOKE
I was watching The Crown and George is LIKE SICK AS FUCK MAN IS DYING LEAVING BEHIND A DAUGHTER NOT PREPARED FOR THE CROWN JUST YET AND HE'S SMOKING. Sir you just went through a surgery to remove one of your lungs?? you have cancer?? You're coughing up blood?? AND YOU'RE SMOKING!!!
"I know," she smiled at him. "My destiny is Max."
Oh no...I will stab :)
“I’ll ask Jeff to ready the jet,” he smiled at her.
The...what...that is so bad for the environment dude I'm pretty sure there is a beach in New York...I forgot how rich they were for a second there...Taylor swift core
Sometimes...you just wanna get stabby with someone...the someone is two someones...
If they do something to Anjali...
Sigh
AYY IT'S SELENA AND GIGI
AND LEXI
lexi...I love you so much but please...just talk to liv about this
YOU CAN'T DO SHIT LIKE THIS OH MY GOD
lexi YOU CAN FUCKING FLY
I will repeat advice I gave in part 2 (?). Fly there, tell her, fly away.
:)
gabriel and selena >>>>
“Relationship drama waits for no one,” Selena huffed. “Besides, stop making excuses, Lex. Just do it.”
putting off stuff like this makes it so SO much worse lex.
LIV AND LEX ARE SO AMAZING
OH I HAVE A STORY
We threw a farewell for someone right? and that day my friends and I were all sitting together and one of us had a permanant marker so like rational people, we wrote on our hands. I wasn't sure what to write but then I remembered seeing an anon say that their shipname should be lixi so that is what ended up going on the place underneath my thumb. You know where you can feel the bone? I wrote "Lixi" right there. Nice day that was.
which reminds me I need to make plans for my birthday next week with my friends-
ANYWAY
No amount of biceps or boobs will distract her today.
me to me every morning
and I love you guys <33
The man went to Idris to talk to the Inquisitor.
Good luck and god bless!
SCREAMING
Lexi stared at the numbers. It gave her a fucking headache
Me in maths everyday.
My math test went so well today I got everything right EXCEPT MY DUMBASS FORGOT TO SOLVE THE LAST PART OF THE LAST QUESTION I HAD THE TIME I SIMPLY DID NOT REMEMBER TO SOLVE IT FURTHER I WILL THROW MYSELF FROM A CLIFF
ahem
“Wait,” Lexi said. “Are you saying these are not demon attacks?”
Imma get the knives
Lexi was going to help Gabriel figure this out. She was going to find out who was hurting her brother like this.
Hurting him with paperwork!
And she was going to kick their ass!
AHHUKDCUIFV HELL YEAH LEX
lots of blob thingies
“Have you guys seen shadow demons? They’re the demons of Lucifer.”
foreshadowing
I am sorry they materialized WHERE
grabriel is so cool omg
THE SONG CHOICE YES
She was talking about some issue with the warlocks in LA not being able to use magic
foreshadowing
lexi NO METAPHORS PLEASE
Lex I told you not to go with metaphors...sigh
this is really entertaining though.
LMAOO LEXI PLEASE-
Oh. OH DISCOVERY
Shit. white...who's magic is white?
FUCKING HELL
and on this note a very good night I can't wait to sleep. LOVE YOU!
Evieeeee. I missed your live blogs so much 😭😭😭
Here is a meme that perfectly captures my reaction to it
I like the live blog too akskskssm but the random gossip 😍😍😍
Your Lexi energy is unmatched 😎
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I'd love to hear more about ur Blades ocs, what are Vespera and Vincente like? What're their backgrounds n personalities and what kinda skills do they have >:3c
>:3c why thank you lydia for this opportunity to oc post.... sorry this got a lil long lol
so some of this is gonna be repetition but imma just use this as a chance to give a lil overview
vespera & vincente are my characters for the blades in the dark game im playing with my frands luna, kiwi, and pidge!! a cool thing about our blades game is that it takes place in the same setting that kitty's in >:3c just a different town... kitty's home town.... sin city......... so they could hypothetically run into eachother one day which would be really cool 👁👁
ves & vince are human / serpentfolk :3 they're also siblings, ves being the older sister and vince being the babby brother. ves is like 35 and vince is like... 26~28. yes im bad at pinning down exact ages sdfdsg
so to get more into this requires a lil explanation about blades and how it differs from dnd, which im going into cause i mean. this is a dnd blog and most of my pals play dnd sdfsdhg so here we go:
so one way which blades differs from dnd is that it doesnt have classes but instead playbooks... which provide some special abilities and framework for play but doesnt mean they have One Specific Role. like u know how in dnd theres the Healer, the Fighter, etc? blades differs from that in that any character can fight, heal, etc, just some characters are better at it than others.
so vespera has the spider playbook, which means shes very much a Social Networking kinda person, but not in the smooth talking charismatic way but rather the conspiracy / calculation way. very much a "mastermind behind the curtain" kinda vibes w/ her.
when making ves, i very much put her against kitty, and wanted her to be a foil for kitty. i thought a lot of the phrase "you get more flies with honey than with vinegar"... kitty is Very much the honey, but ves is the vinegar for sure. she doesnt pile on the compliments like kitty does, or weave a tapestry of pretty words... she gets stuff done thru her raw intellect + efficiency. and ves is someone who gets shit Done. in a lot of ways, ves tends to be way more honest than kitty; a pretty big deal in sin city where everyone tends to be playing word games. but ves doesnt rly do that. she plays with her cards face up, but shes already assured her win several days in advance anyways by making arrangements with the dealer and buying off everyone else at the table. very much that kinda person
idk how much sense this will make to anyone who isnt familiar with blades, but heres her "stats"
(1 point in study, 2 in survey, 1 in finesse, 2 in prowl, 1 in command, and 2 in consort)
as for vince, vince has the leech playbook; described as a saboteur and technician... pretty fitting for him, kinda like ves he is more behind the scenes but instead of calling on connections hes more fucking up the equipment and balancing his team mates humors and shit. oh yeah hes a physiker/doctor btw
(two in study, two in tinker, one in finesse, one in wreck, and one in consort)
like ves, he's pretty smart too, very good at memorizing things. as a doctor his tinker skill is more meant for. people but he also takes apart electronics and stuff more as a hobby. he was that kid that took apart the clock to see how it worked
this post is long and i am still working on backstory stuff, so ill save that for another post, but i do wanna give a lil taste of them as people instead of just the Raw Mechanics, so here we go
Vespera: is definitely the more collected of the two. calculating, quick on her feet, efficient. she is also distrustful by nature but to those who earn it, she is loyal to the end. shes quiet, more of an observer, and she has a keen eye. she does have a bit of a cold and serious exterior but with an underlying softness for her family. i didnt rly have a chance to plug it in anywhere else but ill say now: she has a son who is her Everything, she loves that kid to the ends of the earth and works hard to give him the warmth and comfort she didnt have while growing up. obligation is in fact her vice, fun fact
Vincente: is, quite frankly, a mess sdfsdg vespera is always having to get him out of trouble. he is someone who very much wants to Be put together, and tries to project that image of being better than everyone else but becomes unraveled pretty quickly. he's got a sarcastic wit and rly likes to hear himself talk. he's definitely a lot less strict / serious than ves and in fact can be pretty chaotic sdfsdg he likes to have a good time. his vice is pleasure
i think this a good lil intro for them so ill leave it here and make another post later w/ more about their backgrounds when i get that all hashed out >:3 but tysm for asking lydia, i had fun w/ this!!!
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Does the netherworld in snakeoil work like a mixture between the movie and the cartoon versions? Because if ghosts and monsters are buying things, similar to the owl house but more fucked up, it sounds like its sorta got the toon version of the netherworld with some of the creepy aesthetics of the movie netherworld civil offices. Or are you worldbuilding it to be something else with different rules, because youve only mentioned that blood sells well and I kinda love worldbuilding when it comes to the netherworld and how people make it work
its a bit of a mix and mash, yeah, though bearing in mind ive only seen one episode of the cartoon so it doesnt have that much influence other than the fact that there is actually a sort of society there.
the main premisce is that the netherworld was, originally, an empty black void. and it remains a black void, but the ghosts have added buildings. theres no natural resources there though, so everything consists of materials brought in by ghosts with the rare ability to visit the living world and are quite make-do. a lot of it is small, shanty town type places made of boards and sheet metal. very cluttered, very messy. theres no weather, so roofs are largely optional. a lot of these 'towns' are quite spaced out, with big stretches of possibly sandworm-infested void in between. i kinda want there to be some other afterlife wildlife as well, ill have to brainstorm that.
obviously it would be very easy to get lost in those open spaces, so there's roads. most roads are really just a painted line that serve to both guide the way and help you remember where the ground is. some have wooden boards over all or some of their length, mostly laid end-to-end. only the real fancy roads have boards laid sideways to create more of a path, because that takes a lot of board. since theres no terrain to traverse most roads are as the crow flies, sometimes with sharp sudden bends as the person making them realised they were going the wrong way.
the economy is based off bartering, trade, and monopoly money. not sure what they used before the invention of monopoly, but thats what they do now. the playing pieces are used as coins too, but im yet to decide how much theyre worth. also not sure how they give starting funds to ghosts without affecting the economy, because there is definately not enough structure to have ghosts paying taxes. maybe they just dont give a shit about the state of the economy. maybe the handbook tells you to bring your monopoly set to the afterlife with you. idk.
my original thought was that beetlejuice was based out of some self-storage place, but with this new idea i dont think they have those. so the new idea is that hes got his own kinda home base in the middle of the void, equal distance from a few towns that he trades in. gotta figure out how he gets to all those towns because id like something a bit more interesting than walking, but that will probably end up depending on what animals i put in the netherworld (riding sandworms? skelleton horses? sled hellhounds? who knows)
but anyway yes that is the netherworld as it appears in snake oil. almost like a typical western setting, in a way, but with more forgetting where the ground is and falling through the void. im thinking maybe after meeting skye her and lydia have to go to a few different towns on their quest to get her home, but im still not certain.
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LIVE BLOGGING CHUCKLESANDWHICH EP. 54 (spoilers for that episode)
guys i’m so fucking sad holyshit
HES NOT THE MEAT ANYMORE???!?? STFU IM GOSJJDJSJFJQIA
WHY ARE THEY BREAKING IT TO US LIKE PARENTS JO ITS SO GEAVY
dude i love charlie slimecicle for real he’s such a key member of the podcast :(
goobey sons :,)
FOR A WHILE :( oh man
Oh man he’s doing so much :( oh god, time and mental space
that is a good way to put it :(
it’s good he’s prioritising his mental health and just, gah, man.
they played dayz lol and they were having a good time i really wanna see a like, chuckle sandwhich gaming thing WHICH SLIME as a guest i guess :(
i don’t even know how schlatt has moved 5 times and is still making content man
charlie and his guinea pigs is so cute :) and the way he talks about them is really endearing
the energy in this episode is just like: im smiling but im basically just like, tears!! TEARS!!
i need to buy from slimestory and just roll with it
HES GONNA DO CHUCKLE DUNGEONS!!!
yo mamas??!!?!! (sorry)
my mommy is needy??! SHE NEEDS THE MEAT??!!
dad deli? :(
just roll with it is super fun, i’ve listened to it for a while and just… man
don’t hate on me for this, but schlatt seems like a genuinely great friend tbh, the stuff he’s saying ti charlie is really nice and cool
TED IM TEARING UP TOO MAN
who are they gonna replace him with? i don’t want to think of the new person as a replacement but honestly it’s gonna be kinda hard to not, for a while at least, cause of how charlie IS the meat so…
it’s all sad chuckles rn :,|
schlatt’s fake crying lol
charlie is a wonderful boy, a great guy too, really passionate, he’s cool :)
NON-NEWTONIAN FLUIDS!!!!! - my favourite state
NOOOO NOT THE FUCKING COFFIN
he’s so good at lifting the mood :>
they’re using past tense god it’s like a celebrity’s wiki page after they die
schlatt being genuine is so weird but it’s really nice “charlie is an actual saint walking among men. i cannot think of one negative thing to say about you.” damn bro :,)
IM LEAKING?? Ted??
the fallout :,(
im glad there’s no drama, they’re great friends :)
i’m really excited for more chuckle dungeon
NO NOW ITS JUST THE BIGOT AND THE RABID CHILD (jokes)
but their dynamic is so balanced and really nice, they bounce off of each other so well and the convos just go so smoothly! the next person is gonna be great for sure, but charlie’s energy and personality is hard to find and or replicate. i do hope the next person doesn’t try to replicate him though, it’s best to be natural :)
the chaotic evil/neu/good thing is so true lol
WAIT THERES NO ONE JTS JUST THEM TOO THAT SEEMS SO LONELY LIKE THERES A GAPING HOLE??!?
maybe it’s better for it to not be filled? idk :(
enough to last a year if you watch one every week :(
CHUCKLE DUNGEON IS SO COOL HONESTLY!!! chuckle dungeon is such a cool fucking thing and they all really get into it and show ernest interest it’s so :)
yeah he wrote it out, i was looking at the laptop trying to decipher what it was saying lol
me and ted both are a dungeon masters worst nightmare, my last dm hated me, and to be honest it was fair i was very annoying.
“that ted thing” lol… i probably do that
“i was thinking ‘he’s a misogynist, that’s probably a highly misogynistic thing to do, cut a woman’s head off’” that is exactly my line of thinking, just going straight to the extreme traits of the character cause subtly? grace? nuance? don’t know her
“there has not been a single chuckle dungeon without a sexist or racist” LMAO (until schlatt’s off the podcast there will never be one (jokes lol))
a creepo?
the goopey elevator 💀 i think he meant the tomato lol
charlie is an amazing dm
“racial aspects of dnd” bro 0_0
“so you wanna take my spot?” LMAO SCHLATT
THE EUGENICS??
god how bad was the smoke lmao
oh wow really bad
WOAH 9/11 JOKE THATS SO EDGY?!!?
oh my god he thought 9/11 was 2011, his brain goes so fast why did he consider 1988 and think it was stupid cause he was a baby???
everybody was shocked, even me man
THICK WATER
ah yes the best bit
ouh a flashback
the freddy wong episode was so good honestly
unlimited bacon or no video games, I REMEMBER CHARLIE’S EXPRESSION HE WAS ACTUALLY LIKE LOOSING IT
LITTLE SHOBOS
chulk me out chulk man 😟
LWT HIM TELL US WHERE IT COMES FROM STOP PRETENDING TO BE FINANCE BROS PLS
me too ted nivison i want to keep something going
ME TOO TED NIVISON I SUCK AT POKER FACE
dude seeing schlatt so genuinely excited about machinima respawn and boruff and the spider is nice cause he’s such a big fan dude, look at him go!
he ate a termite •_•
i just noticed charlie’s salt rock lamp lol
adventure awaits, i guess
coconuts know when to grow when the water stops moving?? interesting
the cocoknow 😨
“it’s the minerals” sir is saying words
charlie’s humour is really refreshing and i love his storytelling content, especially like the dnd esk adventures and stuff :)
PEANUT BUTTER?
termites taste like lemon, interesting
DADDY’S HUNGRY????
popped em in, crunched em, got the zest and boom
wait are there termites in my house
guys i just confirmed i have a termite infestation in my house LOL i just thought they were funky looking ants with weird white butts but nope! they live in our big ass wooden table
WHAT MY FAMILY CALLS “indonesian flies” ARE ACTUALLY FLYING TERMITES WHAT THE FUCK NO WONDER THEY’RE LIVING IN OUR TABLE
ok back to the video
i’m sorry, his BOAT SANK? BECAUSE OF A GIANT FUCKING SALTWATER CROCODILE???
“get in… gringos” LOL
idk about cilantro tbh
nice fact ted
why does he have an nft painting??? it’s… it’s FUNGIBLE? Tommyinnit bought it for him 💀
do people not have items around them at all time? heavycube
big block of tungsten
HE HAS A ROCK THAT HE DREW TO LOOK LIKE A HEDGEHOD
and ted has two lint rollers!
OHHH THOSE ARE THE GAMER FINGERLESS GLOVES!
HE HAS THE MACHINIMA MIC GUARD!!
boruff gardening is really cute lol :) he’s growing lettuce and tomatoes 😭😭
oh ok future plans:
ok there’s a hiatus coming soon :( understandable
i must buy from slimestory the products are actually cool and interesting to me!!!
GILLION TIDESTRIDER??!? i will watch let’s roll with it again
NEXT WEEK IS IRL JUSTROLLWITHITWEEK
charlie’s not getting replaced :)) and charlie may just come in occasionally:,)
NOT THE EMPTY ROOM
charlie cam dear lord
He got a gift :DD
love you to death charlie :)) but not in a parasocial way dear lord ok nvm
“keep chulking, you’re da bomb.com”
WAIT THEY DID OEKSK
LMAO OK why are they switching to different POVS LOL
LOL THE FINAL SHOT
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ok so that was it :,)
Charlie is such a cool guy, i’ve been watching his stuff for like 5 years now and he always makes enjoyable and amazing videos and he just seems like a generally awesome person. i’ll miss his puns and energy on the podcast, but i’m glad he’s taking care of himself and i hope he feels less stressed out after this :) Can’t wait to see what he does next and i’m excited for more episodes of the podcast!!
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#chuckle sandwhich#live blogging#god i’m gonna miss him#but i hope things work out and he feels less stressed :)
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sounds backwards maybe but i think allowing myself to get fixated on media and hobbies properly and not fight it has been good for my mental health
#idk guys dont let cringe win just enjoy urself and go all in for maximum fun and enjoyment#like fully invest#cos the nature of fixations is there’ll be smth new in a while or maybe a week so u might as well milk that cow dry#i started rewatching spn in the background while working on ceramics and its actually so fun to watch a silly show like that with cheesy#dialogue and just enjoy it for what it is and accept even tho its a bit shit its fun to watch#like i may not be 16 and Obsessed anymore but i am 21 and can enjoy it differently#and like buying games i always wanted to play but always put off spending money on#finally getting ps+ to play rdo too#bought re0-5 after playing a demo for revelations2#im back on my doctor who shit too i love 13 🥺#idk im the kinda person to put off doing things i want and buying things i want until i dont even care anymore bc i cant justify spending#money#or not let myself enjoy something fully bc i dont want to become fixated like thats even a bad thing#but after years i got myself a pocket knife so i can feel cool when opening letters#lol just feeling content w things right now#read a bit of fanfic yk write a bit#this one goes out to the thasmin writers blows kiss#💋💋💋#if anyone reads this ill be surprised and also will propose on the spot#txt#fandom posting#my post
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𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞
200 followers special
includes: multiple characters (would add more tags but.. i reached 30 ;;)
your name is shortened to y/n, they/them pronouns
notes: thank you for 200 followers! this isn’t really going to be that long, but im just doing the characters i really like so ;; ALSO I MIGHT’VE GOTTEN KIRI’S ENTRY A LITTLE WRONG so ugh sorry ;;
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shouto todoroki
— THE OBSERVANT SIMP
from the start, he’s quite oblivious to certain things, (social ques, signs of romantic interest, etc.)
but when he’s observant with someone, then that totally means you’re special to him. does he realize how much he pays attention to you? hmm.. maybe?
he’s going to be the first one that notices you’re hungry, even if you don’t realize it yourself. he’s quick to grab a snack and break it open to you
same thing with being thirsty— if he notices that your water bottle is empty, he’ll quickly find the nearest vending machine and buy a bottle.
temperature is also no problem. he can immediately tell whenever someone’s cold; but he usually helps you first
too hot? he’s slowly putting down the room’s temperature
too cold? his left palm starts emitting some sort of heat in your direction, hoping it creates some sort of aid
if your shoelaces are undone, and/or he notices that there’s a button undone on your shirt— he’ll fix it for you
will ask to take your pictures on dates, and he’ll also help you pick out the best photo (not that any photo of you is short of any beauty)
in short— people will notice that he’s actually a big simp for you; because of how observant he is with you specifically.
katsuki bakugou
— THE TSUNDERE SIMP
just because he’s simping for you doesn’t mean he’ll treat you any differently. bakugou will be bakugou, and you eventually learn how to adapt to that.
but even so, his simp habits slip out sometimes.
when he’s cooking, he’ll accidentally make too much to eat, and he’ll coincidentally put the extras in another box and hand it to you
he’s a good student, even with studies. but would he say he’s a good teacher? hm. probably not
but if he notices you need help, he’ll sigh, feining annoyance as he decides to tutor y’all, because those ‘idiots’ are hopeless
rolls his eyes when he sees food on your cheek, but he’ll grab a tissue and wipe it off for you— claiming how you’re so messy.
he’ll act like he hates hearing your ‘annoying ass singing’ but he’ll lean against the doorway and listen to you rock out to whatever song you’re singing to.
denki will call him a simp for looking after you, and bakugou will just yell at him to “SHUT UP” >:T
he secretly likes taking care of you. his words aren’t the softest thing in the world, but his actions make up to it.
izuku midoriya
— THE DETAILED SIMP
as katsuki bakugou would call him; he is a nerd
he definitely meant that as an insult, but his input on detail makes it very useful in things like relationships
he remembers every detail of your quirk, your limits, potential secret moves.
it would’ve been stalker-ish, if it weren’t for the fact that deku does this out of admiration for his s/o
so if you so happen to collapse due to overusing your quirk— deku has a detailed plan on what to do. it’s almost scary.
he puts detail in a lot of things, anniversary gifts, birthday gifts, and so on.
deku’s also the type to plan things weeks before it actually happens. like.. planning out the perfect birthday gift
and with this, his memory is really good. so it’s very unlikely that he’ll just suddenly forget anniversaries and birthdays.
i hc deku as a bad cook, so he eats takeout food more than his homemade food
but he’s takes note of your allergies, your dislikes with food— and he finds himself mumbling small details to recall what you like
when you walk out in pretty/good outfits for dates
his face will break out into shades of red— suddenly rambling all the good details of your outfit, complimenting you while he’s at it
“y/n’s looks fantastic as always. i might die from their beauty”
if anyone calls him a simp, he’ll be really embarrassed about it. “me? a s-simp? is that a bad thing?”
just tell him it’s fine.
denki kaminari
— THE HYPEMAN SIMP
a big simp
like.. really big
he worships the ground you step on, and hypes up everything you do
y’all know when irene from red velvet literally breathed in north korea, and the crowd just
*claps*
yeah, that’s denki to you
it’s so blantly obvious that he’s simping over someone, and everyone’s just kinda used to it at this point
he’s just a big fanboy sometimes
whenever you’re sparring with someone, he’s always in the background like
“go s/o!!” 🤩
and he has tendencies to go a little easy on you like.. what’s he gonna do when you get electricuted??
but that doesn’t mean he’s never serious— nah.
there are times where he’s just a little bashful just being in your presence
sneaking glances your way, as he silently fanboys about you in general.
“s/o looks really good today. they always look good but !!”
when y’all weren’t together, the bakusquad was just tired of the constant romantic pining
it was really obvious that he was simping back then, and they’re not so sure as to how you didn’t say anything about it
mina always called him a simp
so yeah!! it was a big relief when you got together with him. he never makes you feel terrible, because he’s always your #1 hypeman.
eijirou kirishima
— THE HELPING SIMP (rip idk what to call this)
i didn’t really know what kinda name i went for this one but let me carry on
kiri upfront is very confident, and friendly. he never shows a mean side to anyone,
and there are rare cases of him being bashful
he’s kinda almost like a golden retriever? since he’s always nice and friendly to everyone
but then when you enter the room; he suddenly goes quiet, and he’s left alone with his rather loud thoughts about you
he didn’t really know how to properly approach you at first
but him being kiri, he’s still rather friendly to you (for now)
when he’s messing around, practically sharing one braincell with kami and sero
and then you suddenly walk in— he snaps out of his foolishness, and greet you with his very warm smile
“hey y/n!” he waves at you, and he hopes you don’t mention the teasing look on both kami and sero’s face
sometimes when he’s doing his close combat training, and he notices that he’s getting too close to you
he’ll be like “woah man, maybe we should move locations.” bc he doesn’t wanna hit you by accident ;;
kirishima prefers to not stand near you when his hair is all spiky. like he’s never conscious about it, until he’s around you
man poked sero with his hair before, and he doesn’t want to do that to you
kiri always looks at your hand, just to see if it’s occupied with something. his thoughts linger to what your hand might feel like
“their hand looks really.. soft. argh! i shouldn’t be thinking about these kind of things in public! im sorry y/n”
bakugou really only notices kirishima’s simping ways
bakugou always mentions the fact that kirishima goes really silent whenever you’re around—
and he’s secretly contemplating on having you around more so he can just shut up 。・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・。
moving aside all of that, kiri always carries your things.
you’ll beg him to give you at least one thing, and he’ll say no because it’s “not manly to let someone carry all of this.”
if you’re sad, he’s the first one to cheer you up— reassuring you that everything will be okay.
kiri’s just wants to be at your service at all times! it’s manly to help people, right?
hitoshi shinsou
— THE DISCREET SIMP
no one would be able to tell that he’s simping for someone
because unlike kaminari; he’s not like IM HITOSHI SHINSO AND IM ACTUALLY A SIMP
he’s a lot more discreet, and no one has really caught on, besides you and kaminari of course
he’s a lot less sarcastic with you, asking you about anything that’s happened instead of just being there
he prefers it to hear you talk. the way each word and syllable rolls off your tongue smoothly, and the way you use your hands to emphasize things
he’s amused.
oh and the way he looks at you? almost any normal person can sense the simp in him pop out (he’s so contained though)
he’s definitely the person that’ll get rid of any bug that’s terrifying you— even though he’d normally just leave it to them
he’ll do it, regardless if it’s the biggest fucking spider he’s ever seen, or the smallest spider
he’ll do it to make you feel safe.
he has these random spurs of compliments during the day
the source mainly comes from his staring habit
and they’re just so unexpected and out of the blue. hitoshi’s amused whenever he sees your reaction to his compliments
like.. you could be really frustrated about something, and he’ll just go “your eyes are pretty.” that’s his discreet method tO MAKE YOU TEMPORARILY DISTRACTED FROM THE ISSUE—
call him a simp, whatever. it’s true anyway so he doesn’t why should he be ashamed of it?
he’s discreet about it, since it’s your business and his business. but you can definitely feel his feelings loud and clear
neito monoma
— THE 180 SIMP
“i’m not a simp!”
[you enter the room]
*nervous laughter*
he had his last laugh, and he never thought he’d be this soft around someone.
especially if you’re from class 1-A like.. i became the thing i hated, ugh.
relentless teasing is amped but this is his way of making sure you remember him loud and clear
but he’ll never tease you in a condescending way— like how he torments the rest of class 1-A
that’s reserved for them 💅
always compliments you, that’s the first thing he does when he sees you—
and they’re never generic compliments either
“it’s nice to see you here, y/n! you make the world better day by day!”
“i’m still wondering what you’re doing in class 1-A, you’re much better than them!”
everyone secretly wonders how you got monoma to like you
monoma canonically likes pastels. spread the word
so sometimes, you’ll walk over to your desk— and you’ll just see this random pastel ornament sitting on your desk
you know who it’s from
whenever monoma starts becoming annoying, kendo will definitely use you as a weapon to make him shut up
he’ll be laughing at the expression on his face, thinking he’s absolutely winning at this
but the smile is wiped off his face when he hears “ok go on, i’ll tell y/n about your antics.”
“no, no! i’ll behave now, please don’t tell y/n.”
class 1-b literally use you as blackmail whenever monoma acts up, and it’s because of how different he is around you
like.. his personality takes a 180, (besides the obvious teasing) it’s alarming
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