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thevoidstaredback · 24 days

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Enough Caffeine to Kill an Elephant

Listen. It was an accident. He didn't mean to! It just kinda happened.

So maybe he brought a drink with enough caffeine in it to kill an elephant within a few minutes, and maybe he forgot to put the sleeve on his cup so he could tell it apart from the others, but it's not his fault! He didn't think anyone else was going to have the exact same Yeti cup as him! It's not like he'd seen any of the others carry one before. Besides, he worked with superheros. They should be smart enough to check before drinking someone else's drink.

Danny had been summoned by the Justice League Dark a few years back in order to help with a world ending crisis and he just didn't leave. It's not like he could go anywhere anyway. His ghost half hadn't grown past fourteen and his human half had stopped visibly aging at eighteen. He'd had to leave town as Danny Fenton, but he'd stayed in Amity Park as Danny Phantom. When his parents died of old age, thank god, he'd closed down the portal, stuck around for a few more years, before traveling the world as Danny Fenton.

Anyway, he'd taken up residence in the House of Mysteries after the JLD had summoned him. Constantine, at first, had been wary, but he and the rest of the JLD had grown to accept him. He was an honorary member of the team.

At some point, just after Robin had become Red Robin, Danny had been introduced to the Justice League. He liked those guys, too, and worked with them sometimes. Though, he usually only went to bug them.

Red Robin had been very interested in the fact that his was fourteen and working with grown heros, like he was one to talk, but Danny hadn't explained anything other than saying that he had died and come back. The following conversation was an interesting one that lead to Danny knowing that Nightwing was the Batman he'd met and that Batman was lost somewhere. He'd confirmed that the man was not dead, but he hadn't offered to help look for him. He probably should have, in retrospect.

Back on topic! Everyone in the JLD knew not to touch Danny's drink. They'd all seen him make it before and had been horrified on varying degrees. It's not like it could kill him. He's already half dead! So long as he only drank this specific brew as Phantom, he'd be fine.

The Justice League, apparently, didn't get the memo. He blames Constantine because Zatanna and Raven can do no wrong. No, John, he's not biased.

The point is, Red Robin just had a sip of Danny's drink. The horror he now felt was akin to the fear he held when he'd told his parents he was Phantom. (An interaction that had gone very well, thank you very much.)

Danny knew the exact moment that the vigilante realized he grabbed the wrong drink. His eyes widened to an astonishing degree, and, if he'd been able to seen his eyes behind the mask, Danny knew that the man's pupils would've completely overtaken the irises. His hands started shaking, too. Oh, no. The man's already addicted to hellish amounts of coffee. This is only going to make it worse!

Quickly, and without drawing any attention, thank the Ancients, Danny rushed over. "You, um, you okay, man?" Obviously not, but he tends to talk when he's anxious and he was certainly anxious right now. He could've possibly just killed a man via poison!

"What the fuck is in this coffee?" Red Robin asked, going to take another sip.

Danny pulled the Yeti from his hand and gave him the proper one. "Enough caffeine to kill an elephant."

"Obviously not, seeing as I'm still alive."

"Yeah, I can't tell if that's a good thing or not."

"Excuse me?"

"I-I mean-! I didn't-! You know what I mean." Caffeine is poisonous in excess, and his drink was way beyond excess, but it's the only thing that works for him as a ghost! Superpowered metabolism and all that.

"Do I?" The laugh in his voice answered for him. He took a sip from his drink and frowned at it. "I don't think any coffee will ever be enough again."

"And that's my cue to get my drink very far away from you." Danny turned, fully intent on moving to the other side of the room. Besides, the meeting was going to start as soon as the Flash and Kid Flash arrived, which would be soon. Something about one of their Rouges getting out?

"What?" Red Robin asked, "Why?" If he was a little desperate to get another sip of that coffee, he'd rather not acknowledge it.

"Because you don't need anymore lethal coffee," he muttered, "The sip you took will already keep you awake for three days at least, and it probably jump started an addiction. Best to stop it now. Besides, I need to go have my crisis on how the hell you're still alive after even a sip of this stuff."

"Again, rude." The bird themed vigilante crossed his arms as best he could while holding his cup. "If it's so dangerous, why do you drink it?"

Danny took a deliberate sip as he locked eyes with the technically younger man. "I'm dead. I don't need to worry about my heart stopping or having a seizure."

"Excuses."

"No, it's not 'excuses'. I'm saving your life."

"You're a kid. If I can't have that coffee, then you shouldn't be having it."

"First, I'm older than you. Second, I already told you: I'm dead. This isn't going to hurt me. Third, you can't tell me what to do."

"There's no way you're older than me. You're like, ten."

"I'm thirty-eight!" He balked, "I only look fourteen because I died when I was fourteen. We've been over this."

Neither noticed the entire Justice League looking at them. The two they were waiting on had arrived a few minutes ago and everyone was ready to start the meeting, but they'd been distracted by the two's conversation. Was that true? Had Phantom really died so young? They'd all been made aware he was not living, but they didn't think he'd died so young! Though, that was probably the denial speaking.

The Justice League Dark had been fully aware of this and didn't really bat an eye. Though, someone should probably get this meeting started. A potentially world ending threat was the topic, and that was a pretty important thing to discuss.

Captain Marvel was the first to pull himself together, though that was only after Atlas and Zeus had mentally slapped him out of his stupur. "As, ah, riveting as this conversation is," he stepped between the two boys- er, boy and man? "we really need to start this meeting."

Batman did not clear his throat because he'd not lost his voice in the first place. "He's right. Everyone take your seats."

Part 2

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lulus-delulu · 4 months

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➥ Dating him would include…

Fandom: Jujutsu Kaisen

Character(s): Kento Nanami

Tags: Gn! Reader, Fluff

Warning(s): None

Unless you’d known Nanami for years, you likely never would’ve thought that he reciprocated your feelings. Not only was he constantly busy with work, but his reserved and stoic nature wasn't doing any favors either.

He likely didn't realize until someone pointed out how he treats you slightly differently than others, the way his eyes softened whenever he saw you, and how he would often scold you, though unlike with most, it wasn't out of annoyance but seemingly genuine concern for your well-being.

As the two of you began dating, it became progressively easier to read him, to the point where you could tell how he felt just from a glance. This was good for a few reasons, the most important of which is the fact that he’s very reserved most of the time. Being able to read him not only makes your life but also his a lot easier.

This man is the definition of a morning person. Long before you’ve gotten up, he's already finished getting ready for the day. By the time you've woken up, he's already started making breakfast.

Nanami loves back hugs, both giving and receiving.

Nothing beats the feeling he gets when you sneak up behind him to wrap your arms around his waist while he’s cooking breakfast. It doesn't matter if you're taller or shorter than him; there's no better way he could think to start his morning.

Also loves when you bury your face in his chest. Your muffled but tired groan as you plant your face in his muscular chest after a long day never ceases to bring a soft smile to his face.

Whenever you’re having problems with something, Nanami always gives the best advice and encouragement to help you resolve the issue.

He’s not one for PDA, especially if you two are at work; Nanami prefers to keep things professional. The most he’ll do is give you a quick peck on your forehead if the two of you are alone, but even that is rare.

Whenever you go on a mission he is insistent that someone joins you, regardless of what grade sorcerer you are. It's not as if he doubts your abilities, he would never. Nanami is just very protective of you and would never forgive himself if he failed to keep you safe.

If you were to get hurt in a mission, he may quietly scold you before rushing you to Shoko. He isn't mad at you, but rather at himself for not being there to protect you. During the recovery process, he is practically glued to your side, making sure you don't hurt yourself.

•❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅•

#him with his sleeves rolled up while cooking...#i'll stop now #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen x gn reader #jjk x reader #jjk x gn!reader #kento nanami x reader #nanami x reader #nanami x gn reader

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kitmarlowe · 6 months

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#taskmaster #taskmasteredit #lucy beaumont #sam campbell #alex horne #greg davies #gif #CUTE #i'll stop now

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chief-girl · 2 months

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#roman reigns #dean ambrose #seth rollins #jon moxley #the shield wwe #5 years ago #wwe fastlane 2019 #bittersweet #i'll stop now #but my hounds😭#</3

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zuzla33 · 4 months

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also get off that damn island Armie … we know there's something in the air that makes people make pointless proposals that result in an instant break up … right Lizzie?

#I'm really having fun today #sorry not sorry #I'll stop now

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pixelcubito · 1 month

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Also, Pomme's admin revealed she was doing so much work behind the scenes on top of being a silly minecraft egg 8 hours a day everyday like holy shit. This is the kind of worker companies would kill to have and she was treated like less than trash.

#qsmp #qsmp pomme #qsmp crit #qsmp neg #I'll stop now #sorry sorry

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deliciousnecks · 2 years

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JUST POWER COUPLE THINGS

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwditssource #wwditsedit #harvey guillen #kayvan novak #i'll stop now #wwdits spoilers #1k

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pain-is-too-tired · 1 month

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One thing I like to hc with the Apollo Head Counselors is that they all represent a time of which the sun is out.

Lee - Dawn/Dusk

Mainly dusk, but pretty much imagine him in browns, oranges , dusky yellows and reds and the like.

Michael - Twilight

Starts after the fall of Dusk,short lived. Haralds the start of darkness and but also first light when it falls. The darkess time in which the sun is out. I see him muted/ dark blues,dull browns and blacks. Maybe a touch of greyish pale yellows.

Will - Daylight

Longest lived, bright, it's what most people think about when they think of the sun. With his golden sun kissed hair and sky blue eyes its pretty on the nose. I see him in bright/light yellows and blues.

Idk why I thought of posting this, I just love them and wanted to share my thoughts.

Think it is pretty obvious how I tend to draw them, but it's fun to write it out ^^

#mine #pain rambles #pjo fandom #pjo hcs #pjo hc #apollo cabin #cabin 7 #cabin 7 hcs #apollo cabin hcs #lee fletcher #pjo lee #micheal yew #pjo michael #will solace #pjo will #will solace headcanon #will hc #pjo headcanon #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #i just love them your honor #rick I'm so mad we got nothing about them in toa #you're telling me that one of the most family oriented gods didn't even think about the multitude children he lost in the Titan War ONCE #THE FIRST TIME HE WAS HUMAN WAS BECAUSE ZEUS KILLED ONE OF HIS KIDS #LIKE IT BE VERY REASONABLE FOR PART OF THE REASON HE WAS GETTING ON ZEUS' BAD SIDE WAS CAUSE HE WAS IN GRIEF AND NOT WATCHING HIS TONGUE #but no #we got his exes angst only #goodness sake would've loved to see him be the most nervous wreck of a dad because now he is living with HUMAN FATHER GRIEF #i'll stop now

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maranull · 3 months

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also the contrast between Marika/Maliketh and Ranni/Blaidd is killing me

Maliketh being the one that attacks and imprisons Marika when she rebels (that red spear on her has got to be his destined death thingy)

Blaidd fighting against his orders and even as he goes insane, defends Ranni's home

maybe if Marika trusted Maliketh as Ranni trusts Blaidd, maybe if she actually cared for him as Ranni cares for Blaidd, the outcome of her rebellion would had been different

#elden ring #i'm sorry i'm going insane #i'll stop now #queen marika the eternal #maliketh the black blade #ranni the witch #blaidd the half wolf

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arturleclerc · 5 months

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DANIEL RICCIARDO – AUSTIN GP 2023

#i'll stop now #daniel ricciardo #f1 #formula 1 #us gp 2023 #austin gp 2023 #gifs: f1

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she-dwells-within-the-forest · 17 days

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More Ghoul x Astarion softness. I love that I captured her small little smile.

#I'll stop now #i love themmmm #bg3 #astarion #bg3 durge #astarion ancunin #bg3 oc #bg3 astarion #astarion x durge

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jonquilspool · 4 months

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daemon and aegon ii have very similar attitudes and beliefs the only difference in outcome is aegon was primarily raised by an overbearing mother trapped in the feudal dystopia that is being female in westeros while daemon was primarily raised by a distant father trapped in the feudal incestual dystopia that was the targaryens under jaehaerys. in this i will--

#my work #do you see my vision #also that aegon is incompetent and not particularly charming but i think that also stems from like. never having to learn people skills the #way daemon (more stereotypical second son) had to #and feudal skills etc etc #anyway. tell me i'm not crazy #they BOTH threw dead baby party. they both have weird relationships with their brothers #both believe in targ supremacy and are obsessed with their dragons #both have absolutely zero morals #i'll stop now #daemon targaryen #valyrian scrolls #this is not a pro or anti anyone post btw. i don't rock with that. gray areas ONLY in this house #rhaenyra and aemond share their own similarities but that is more complicated and involves rhaenyra and viserys incest issues so. later.#aegon ii targaryen

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m-ayo-o · 6 months

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