#i mean i might not ever have to stop it depends what t actually does change for me but having the epiphany that i can stop was uh good
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NSFW alphabet with Ethan please!!
i've never ever done one of these so this is a first !!
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
super doting, caring, can't stop running his hands along your skin and body and keeps you close (he's clingy so he can't do hookup culture)
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
his fav body part of himself, he's confident in his facial appearance and also just like his body bc he works rlly hard on it (jack); urs, he loves everything srsly but he's an ass man idc idc
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
loves cumming over ur body and "marking his territory"; also would die to come inside
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he likes seeing u cry and it feels wrong but he can't help it (he's also stolen your panties before)
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
we all know he's inexperienced but he's done unnecessary research and has read smut once or twice (makes him blush incredibly bad) to learn what u might like
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
mating press!!! also reverse cowgirl
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
oh he loves giggly sex like he thought that sex had to be this serious, overly romantic and sensual and sexy thing but then you giggle when he makes a minor mistake and it's not a condescending giggle at all so he's laughing too so now he loves the sweet, light sex
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
not super well groomed at first but if you express any discomfort (or how upsetting the double standards are) he's literally willing to get brazillians with you
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
he's romantic in his own way; he tries super hard and that stress sometimes hinders the moment but you love him so much and the love he has for you is so well known that you're swooning no matter what
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
chronic masturbator, before and after you; but after you he's so willing to send vids of him jacking off as soon as you're even slightly busy
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
as aforementioned: dacryphilia; dom/sub (likes being in charge but he's a switch for sure), breath play (for him), impact play (for him), voyeurism, diy porn/home videos
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
the usual but he has a thing for semi-public stuff ie the bathroom at a party or teasing you while at a restaurant
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
literally just you like he's madly in love; doesn't take much to get him going
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
i don't think he's into piss stuff (even holding which bummer for me); also cuckolding he seems possessive
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
doesn't have a preference in giving or receiving; not so skilled in giving but he's a fast learner and a good listener
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
depends on the night really; also depends on the moment and if he's feeling all mean!ethan or not
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
lovesss a good quickie just to get the adrenaline out or if he's super horny; prefers actual fucking tho bc he needs that sensuality that he can't get in only quickies
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
definitely willing to experiment but he has his limits
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
as i said, chronic masturbator so he can go some rounds; but he doesn't always last long because you're you
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
has a single cock ring that you bought him at first as a joke, but he uses it when you're not there and he's jacking off to the thought of you; loves to buy you toys and watch you use them or sometime he uses them on you
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
he loves to tease but he's a hypocrite because he can't take teasing; as soon as you're teasing him he's whining and glaring at you
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
not loud because he's still a little shy; whimperer; whiner; groans and gasps; lives for every single sound you make
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
into stepsibling porn
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
ripped; not a lot of chest hair but has a pronounced happy trail; solid length and girth ratio
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
high as shit but it's not as bad as it used to be
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
quick as hell; but wakes up about an hour in for a snack and pee
#these r fun#i see why ppl do them#good for characterization practice#ethansworld!#ethan landry x reader#ethan landry x you#ethan landry smut#celeste writes scream#scream 6#scream 6 smut
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Playing around with MC-Satan
I would just like to add I knew the Kings would win but I´m still mad about Leraye losing :|
anyway this has 628 Words, did I just finish this and decided to put it out immediately? yes yes I did also I don´t know if I did good or not I´m not really used to the personalities yet
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did you every envision yourself watching some silly Horror movies with one of the seven Demon kings in Hell? I mean not like you would have ever imagined yourself in Hell at all, or at least not when you were still alive, even less that Satan would watch whatever you were watching or even recommended some movies himself
but for somebody from Gehenna Satan is a pretty chill dude to hang out with, bit clingy and horny but besides that no complaining from you, thinking about it now maybe watching a Horror movie wasn´t a good idea
I mean he does get off from your anger and I´m sure everybody knows those aren´t exctly known to keep people calm… also he might get bored compared whatever happens in Gehenna and you aren´t brave enough to face whatever is considered scary in Hell
Satan was holding a DVD in his hand and to your relief it was a Human world one so one less thing to worry about, he made himself comfortable on the couch and you took your chance to cuddle up to him, that´s something your looking forward to he´s a pretty good cuddler and he allows you to braid or just work in general with his hair
“so is that a normal Human thing?” he was curious about it maybe because it would be something Demons and Humans have in common, well actually more in common than moist thing´s that both of those have in common “well depends on it, watching movies and cuddling? I would say pretty universal, watching horror movies and cuddling though? suppose it´s a bit more rare” he hummed and held you a bit closer “shame watching bloody battles is a really common Gehenna past time, though most of those tend to be more real than fiction” yeah you don´t doubt it, Gehenna Demons might be cheery but they really like to talk with their fists, despite that they do tend to be all buddy buddy after that
“from everything I saw of Gehenna it does seem to be a really popular past time” he nuzzled his head in your hair “shame you aren´t a Demon I would have loved to fight with you, I´m sure you could have been an interesting opponent” you pouted and moved away so he would fall on the couch instead “well I´m sure I could still kick your ass if I wanted to, Demon or not” Satan just laughed at you “well I would gladly take you up on this offer, but I won´t go easy on you” he got up and tackled you before you could even notice what he did
“you know I don´t think a fight would end well for you” he cuddled up to you again and laughed of all of your attempts at getting him to release you “yeah gloat about it all you want, I´ll get my revenge sooner or later” despite your words you did stop struggling and just clung onto him
“that´s what you always say, personally I would love to see you win” he gave you a kiss and you could do nothing but laugh at his choice of words
“you sure would wouldn´t you? I can´t even imagine what would happen if I would kick your ass, your already bad enough with my anger who knows how much worse you would get” he gave you a bunch of kisses in reply “you can´t even imagine how much I would love this” he practically purred out the words and you don´t know if your excited for what will happen or try to get away…
eh fuck it not like this would be the first time you two got rather “close” and it was a rather nice time
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ONE-SHOT
Female Human (later Demon) Reader becoming Muzans lover
Ok, I will be evil with this one. This is the typical "reader/oc is yeeted i to the Mary Sue role because she is oh so special" but done my own way, which is basically destroy the promt into something more in character, so it might not be everyone's taste. Also being Muzan's part from this post.
Warnings: Manga Spoilers, Sexism, Power imbalance, Non-consented body modification (being turned into a demon), Narcissistic character, and Slight yandere behavior.
Muzan would never admit humanity has impressed him more than a fingers count of times. There have been several humans he found himself amazed with, but honestly? That only makes them less special. But the fact is still the same, when a human is capable os such a thing, it means they are worth of being more. Of being... almost perfect. Because no matter how many times he finds himself linked to human, humanity is a desease. The desease of getting tired, old, injured, weak and dead.
Not that he would ever go as far as to get rid of humans completely, what would he eat if he did? And raising them as cattle seems rather cruel, not only that but he must admit he enjoys human's products. The technology, the arts, the arquitecture... it would be a waste to get rid of it.
You were, are, impressive, not at the same level of Tamayo, but still an impressive woman he met as he was passing by as human. There was something about you, something he wanted. He couldn't ignore it, even if he did try, even if he had a hard time recognizing it. Specially because he didn't know why. With Akaza, it was his strengh. With Nakime, it was his wickedness. With Enmu, it was his... oddity. With Gyutaro, it was his hatred. With Gyokko, it was his art. With Rui, it was their resemblance. With Hantengu, it was his will and madness. With Kokushibou, it was his power and pride. For fuck's sake, he transformed Douma because of his shitty eyes! But in every case he knew exactly what he was doing and why at giving them their position in the Kizuki system.
Meanwhile, you can't compare to any of them. You aren't half as strong as most humans who called up his attention, you are sane, you are normal, average. Why are you here? In his head? Why does he let you stay near him, even when he should have killed you after switching to a new life. You met Muzan as a child, an odd one, very mature and smart for his age, but also had something you couldn't describe, but it set you off. Specially as he kept staring at you while you followed your routine.
You always made sure to show him bare minimum courtesy, he was the child of someone rich, after all. You didn't really care, until a young man came to you, he was very attractive and you did consider for a few seconds asking to meet or something. You are already an adult but haven't married yet, so people talk a lot about you, mostly condensending or nosy things. Maybe getting someone would stop the talking, as, depending on particular people, can be from annoying to hurtful. But after considering a few seconds, you decided it's not worth it, since you didn't know this man. You never wanted to come off as "desperate", that would make the rumours about you worse.
The thing is that. You didn't know this man, "Hello, Y/N." and yet he knows your name. He has a sweet voice, but something upseting from... you don't even know from what. "Excuse me, do we know each other?" You ask nerviously, and every second you look at him, he somehow manages to be more scary. There is something in the air, something... almost cursed. "We do, actually. But that doesn't matter. Tell me, dear, what do you think of your life?" He asks, but honestly? It feels that this is more to make up a conversation than to actually know about you.
You answer, lying in some details, saying some things mostly because it's correct to say it. In some aspects, you don't feel like other women, like you are not like the other ladies, hence you are also treated differently, maybe that is the reason you never got a fiance, even is it's considered unsightful that a young lady doesn't get any attention at all. Most men think you are "hard to manage", so they don't. You don't really like it but at this point you learned not to care. You also tell some truths, but not really giving so much detail. You just want to leave. There is something about this guy giving you creeps.
"I see." He chuckles a bit, and while it sounded nice, melodious even, it only made you tense up. "Honestly, I don't know what I was expecting asking such a silly question. But I guess you do have something interesting, you want to scape your life." That is not odd to find, most of his demons felt that same way. Akaza wanted to scape his family's death and lack of purpose, Kokushibou wanted to scape his weakness and sense of inferiority to his brother, Douma wanted to scape the numbness of the cult, Hantengu wanted to scape his criminal record and death sentence, Nakime wanted to scape her life as a poor wife of a gambler, even Rui wanted to scape his sickness.
You are no different. You are not special. And yet, annoyingly, he can't shake off his interest towards you. Maybe, because you are not special, he should enlist you with the others. In the best case scenario, you will join the Kizuki system. At the worst? He will get bored of you when you prove to be useless. Because, while attracked, he doesn't have the patience to stay by when there is so much to do. He can only have the best and the most useful assets by his side. Prove yourself then.
You didn't even manage to blink before you feel a potent sting of pain in your skull, the smell of blood that runs through your face makes you panic, but you can't move. The pain becomes numb as a liquid, an odd liquid, is... injected to your brain. It burns, but every pain is subdued. Then you feel cold air against your flesh as he removes his hand. "Join me, my dear. Prove that you deserve to be at my side." Everything else goes in a flash, as you become more overwhealmed and your body stretches, your skin becomes ick, your blood preassure rises. Everything becomes pain for a moment... and then nothing.
No pain, no cold, no nothing. Just hunger, hunger for more blood. For him. But humans will have to do, because you are just so hungry you can't think straight. Did you ever? Because now. It's just your hunger and him what matter. "You are doing well, Y/N. Prove yourself worth it, and I will have an special gift for you." How could you reject that?
#demon slayer#kny#upper moons#kny x reader#top reader#muzan#muzan kibutsuji#muzan x reader#female reader
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૮꒰ ྀི◜༝◝꒱ა yandere! lumine general headcanons
warnings! yandere themes, overprotectiveness (directed towards reader), obsessive behavior, clingy behavior, force affection, kidnapping, mentions of violence (not towards reader), paimon attempting to be a wingman (but ultimately failing), if you feel like anything else i should add, just comment! <3
notes! couldnt forget about lumine, of course. love her just as much. also, just like aether's, these headcanons take place as if you were traveling with lumine and paimon (since like, before the actual story). enjoy! <3
archons, this woman is absolutely obsessed with you. there's practically no words that could that she could ever formulate out that would even match to how much you truly mean to her. she tries, she really does, but it always feel...insufficient.
while traveling throughout each region in pursue of gaining information for her kin, she gets...very clingy. while she definitely get (over)protective and jumps at any opportunity that strikes her to protect you, lumine's (physical) affection for you grows throughout your journey. it's inevitable, but are you really gonna blame her? she already lost her brother, could you imagine how much she would lose it if she lost you too?
unlike what her brother would do, she's taking you wherever she goes (commisions, simple side quests, places involved in the pursuit to find her brother, etc). and while that may seem nice, it's not. you're practically glued to her and she refuses to let you go. of course, she doesn't take you places that she assess as too dangerous (you're going in the serenitea pot if that's the case), but other than that, you're dragged along wherever her and paimon go. if something ends up going wrong (such as enemies blocking your way, a flirty passbyer, etc), though...she'll end up revoking your privileges and you're stuck in the teapot for 4 to 5 months a while. paimon attempts to have your back and fight for your freedom, but lumine is able to convince her otherwise. give the poor girl some props she's trying her hardest :'(
speaking of paimon…she’s the worse wingman ever. according to lumine, atleast. she appreciates paimon's efforts and all to try and woo you for her, but it always ends up making her look bad in the long run. unintentionally attempting to show off lumine's battling techniques as she breaks the bones of a innocent person for flirting with you, trying to convince you of how amazing lumine is as if she hasn't stated casually how she's willing to kill the entire population of teyvat for you, etc.
anyway, anyway. i really want to point out how willing she is to kill for you. like, her reasons might be even worse than the ones i stated in aether's general headcanons. she's swiftly pulling out her sword and holding it up to the poor guy who's trying to sell flowers as if you both aren't in public. she doesn't usually think either in her attempts to protect you (or stop whatever, or whoever's, making her feel the way she does) and just takes out her sword and gets to swinging.
on a more...obsessive note, she's (indirectly) very dependent on you. while she attempts at not showing too much of her love for you in an attempt to not scare you off more then she probably has despite the fact that she's forcing you along her search for her brother and technically keeps you imprisoned from time to time which is a good enough reason to be afraid, it definitely slips out often she would like. while she's not going to threaten to harm herself if you left (ahem, aether), her words to show off her love for you reveal how dependant she is on you (lumine: "have i ever told you how much i love you? *insert atleast four to five hour rant of how you changed her life completely and how devoted she is to you* ...anyways, wanna go get some hash browns?").
if you couldn't tell, words of affirmation (or literally just talking about anything in general)are her love language. yeah, of course she wouldn't refuse the opportunity to hold your hand and gain other (physical) affection from you (...or just taking it by force), just talking to you makes her day. and more specially, she loves hearing you talk. of course, if you rather not (which is totally fine because you probably want to be anywhere else than by her side), then she doesn't mind talking to you instead. fair warning though, the topics she talks about tend to become a bit...obsessive but that's neither here or there. and that's all fine and dandy, right? :)
#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere genshin impact#yandere genshin impact x reader#yandere lumine#yandere lumine x reader#yandere traveler#if you notice some things look similar to aether's headcanons#then yeah i did that on purpose :p#“hey! these headcanons seem longer than aether!” no they don't#YES she has one less bullet point than aether's I'M SORRY-
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“byler is so unfair because will is el’s brother and it will break el’s heart, byler shippers are so selfish”
first of all she’s been living with the byers for less than an entire year and mike and will have known each other since they were 4 years old. mike does not view will as “el’s brother”, he views him as his best friend. they had a relationship long before el came along and the only reason mike and el met was because HE WAS SEARCHING FOR WILL. will knew and loved mike first too. not that that automatically means he “belongs” to him because obviously he doesn’t. mike isn’t an object and he’s his own person, but i see so many mike and el shippers say things like “mike belongs to el. they dated first. you can’t take him away from her. will is getting in the way of them” and it’s just so weird and gross to me. like, mike is his own person outside of his relationship with el, and will loved him before el did so he’s not getting in the way. mike and will’s relationship is their own, they are NOT connected by el. cut the bullshit
also why do people think el will be heartbroken if she isn’t in a romantic relationship with mike? did we even watch season 3? she dumped mike and she looked the happiest she had ever been with max. she was actually learning to be independent, figure out what she likes ON HER OWN instead of being told or being rushed into a romantic relationship. this was one of my favourite el moments in the entire show. we actually got to see her have fun and discover herself. it was beautiful and it was so important for her character. even millie said she wants el to stand on her own two feet and not be dependant on the men in her life, so why do people get insulted or act like people hate el just because we don’t like mike and el being in a romantic relationship? are you joking? i think it actually shows that we care about her MORE by pointing out the flaws in their relationship that have been shown to actually hurt them and people around them. how many characters in the show have said something positive about their relationship? none. they’ve only confronted them, called them out and even encouraged them to break up. mike and el always lie to each other too. pretty weird considering their phrase is “friends don’t lie”. they also pretend to be people they’re not. mike changes, excludes all his friends and forces himself to focus on el which isn’t healthy or fair. el pretends to have friends and be popular because she’s afraid of what mike will think. and i don’t blame her for feeling that way but at this point if you can’t be yourself and talk to your partner, it’s not fair for anyone involved. the roller rink situation could’ve been prevented if she had just told the truth all along. and don’t even TRY bringing will into this, because it wasn’t his place or responsibility to tell mike about el’s struggles. he’s not their messenger. they should be honest with each other and communicate about their issues but they still can’t do that. even when el was upset, mike did nothing. how is this fair to anyone?
and for anyone acting like “will owes el because she saved him in season 1”, just stop. like yes, she helped find him in season 1 but only because the boys kept begging her to help. will wasn’t breathing and joyce and hopper were the ones who physically went in there and saved him. and this might sound harsh but will wouldn’t have needed saving in the first place if she didn’t open the gate. i know she didn’t intend to, but the reason for will getting kidnapped and taken to the upside down and traumatised was indirectly because of el. she started everything with vecna, with the demogorgon, with the gate. and to make things his worse for will, he has to watch the boy he loves start dating that same girl even though he loved him long before? on top of that he’s struggling with his sexuality in a time where being gay isn’t accepted so he can’t just “move on and find someone else”. i know el didn’t mean to do any of this but the point is that she did and no one acknowledges will’s trauma because of it and how he has that constant reminder every time he sees them together. so don’t EVER say “will is selfish, that’s his sister” or “will is getting in the way” or any other bullshit
and this isn’t a trauma competition. both will and el have experienced so many struggles that no one else understands. NO ONE should be comparing their trauma or fighting over who has suffered more. but i’m just pointing out how people are such hypocrites. they talk about how el is traumatised and act like that’s why she “deserves” mike more than will. it’s messed up
people also need to focus on the mike and el breakup and the byler fight scene in episode 3 because it reveals so much. when el dumped mike, she was happy. she was okay, she was able to grow and learn about herself which is what she needs. she had a friend by her side and they had fun together.
but when mike and will argued, it triggered an emotional breakdown for will. he had no one. his friends have been excluding him. he’s afraid the boy he loves will never love him back. his best friend and safe place that he’s known since he was a child has no time for him anymore. will was NOT okay. he was the complete opposite. and i’m not saying will needs to be in a romantic relationship with mike in order to be happy but he definitely needs his best friend in his life and he can’t do that if he’s in a relationship with el, because he completely changes who he is whenever she’s around. it’s not fair. and it’s not fair that will constantly has to watch that when this is the boy he’s loved most of his life
so don’t ever talk to me about selfish when you don’t even care about these characters as individual people. i love mike, will and el and i’ve been watching this show since i was a teenager. i know how to analyse character behaviour and what’s best for the characters and overall story. mike and el being in a romantic relationship isn’t good for them or anyone around them and we’ve seen it over and over again. mike and will have potential and build up and history and a genuine relationship that most other characters don’t have. there is a BIG difference. but just because we don’t like el in a romantic relationship with mike, that has nothing to do with her as an individual character. why are people only viewing her as mike’s girlfriend anyway and not her own person?
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The Forest in my AU [Puppet Strings Lore Dump]
Hi! I decided to go write more in depth about my AU, which goes by the name 'Puppet Strings'. It's a lot more fun actually talking about my AU then I initially thought so I might be making a lot of posts ;3
So, my AU has four main locations;
The Forest/The Labrinth
The Underworld
The Outside World (Earth)
and The Garden. The Forest is of course Slenderman's Forest, and YES THIS IS A SLENDERMANSION AU.
I'll be going into detail about them since I've been having the most Creepypasta AU brainrot that I've ever had in my entire life lol
The Forest
-The Forest, The Labrinth, The Slender Forest, The Operator's Forest, The Alternate World, it goes by multiple name. But the Pastas and the few 'outsiders' who know of it generally call it 'The Forest'.
-It was formally an actual town, although it's not a very well documented place and the name of the town originally has now been completely lost to time. Sometimes if you walk far you'll see the ruins of former Estates, but there's no evidence of it being there beyond that.
The Forest is a Labrinth, meaning its its own separate reality and does not have to follow the laws of Earth or the Underworld. This means that it has its own rules, and not many people can venture into this forest. There's actually a certain set of unwritten conditions that you have to meet if you ever want to go into the forest. Nobody knows what these conditions are but Ben, EJ and Lazari believes that there's an intertwining reason that the three of them came here, as they have had prior experience with cults.
In a Labrinth, the laws of mortality do not apply. Due to this, if you stay in a Labrinth for a long time, your ageing process slows exponentially, and then stops. Since many of the Pastas have made the Labrinth their home, they can no longer age. Lazari, often switching between living in the Forest and living in the Underworld, hasn't had her own ageing process stop entirely but rather she ages EXTREMELY slowly. She probably won't age another year for maybe about a Century.
The Forest, since it is detached from a mortal reality, is home to many strange otherwordly entities. Any benevolent creature you can think of can and probably does reside somewhere in the forest if you go deep enough. However the place is incredibly haunted and you really can't avoid a Ghost or a Malicious Spirit no matter how hard you try. Due to the fact that most of the residents are murderers, the souls of their victims are just all over the place.
There's actually a whole section of the forest dedicated to the ghosts that live there. Lucy is technically their commander, since she has the unique ability of being able to control spirits, but she just considers herself as their friend. The ghosts don't seem fond of the residents of the Mansion, particularly Sally and Ben, since they rank a bit higher on the Ghost hierarchy. (I'll make another post on how Ghosts work in my AU sometimes in the future).
Since Slenderman/The Operator owns the forest it's technically connected to his/its mind and so the surroundings change depending on his mental state. Many of the plants begin to die if he's away for long enough and sometimes it gets more cloudy if the Operator decides to take control.
The Mansion is the most integral part of the Forest, of course. Its the main centrepiece, and a paranormal hotspot. The Mansion was once a real mansion that belonged to an very rich family sometimes over 100 years, but Slender doesn't talk about it. The Mansion seems to go on forever, and is so big that people can live their whole lives there without meeting each other. Some of the Pastas, such as Bloody Painter and Zero, live in isolation in their own separate parts of the Mansion and some of the Pastas don't even know about them as they live completely separated from the others. This is of their own volition of course.
There are other functioning buildings too, as Nurse Ann and Dr Smiley live together in their own 'clinic'. Its a smaller, more dilapidated cottage that works more as a surgery house than an actual home. However they have their own smaller rooms upstairs and can live alone just fine.
Although the Forest can be your home, it can be your worst nightmare. Somehow if you manage to find you way in out of pure willpower or sheer dumb luck, and you don't meet any of the 'requirements' to get in, then you won't have a fun time. You'll start to suffer terribly from hallucinations and strong bouts of Slender Sickness to the point where you can go insane. This has happened a few times and the dealing with these stray wanderers is the Proxies' job.
If you go deep into the forest, typically the part nearest to the gateway to the Underworld, the Slender Sickness gets a lot worse there. There are a bunch of dead bodies hanging from the surrounding trees that none of the Pastas have ever really gone to clean up.
Most of my AU takes place here, and I can go into more depth if you, the reader, happen to find this interesting :D.
#littlelady#creepypasta#puppet strings#slenderman#zalgo creepypasta#ben drowned#creepypasta fandom#lord zalgo#creepypasta au#creepypasta headcanons#ticci toby#toby rogers#tobias rogers#eyeless jack#jeff the killer#sally williams#lazari creepypasta#lazari swann#lifeless lucy#bloody painter#zero creepypasta#nurse ann#dr smiley#smile dog#nina the killer#clockwork creepypasta#natalie ouellette#jane the killer#slender brothers#slender mansion
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We got biker Sage, biker Lucan and now get ready for....👀Biker Elowen (bc I am still a simp for her even after fictif died lmaoooo)
Tagging @evanox and @poisonouswritings bc idk who requested for the AU but they wrote some so SHOW THEM SOME LOVE SMH!!😤💕💕💕👌
🖤She was skeptical at first when Lucan got a motorcycle, scared he'll end up in dome accident but Lucan proved her wrong to the point he made Elowen start riding too
🖤Ofc, this was very early on in their life when Elowen had some sort of issues, so Elowen quickly found out that night rides are a good way to blow off some stream.
🖤She and Sage sometimes come across one another while night riding...she just flips him off and continues with a smug face under her helmet.
🖤HER HELMET!! Thanks to Lucan both Elowen and Lucan have similar helmets with cat ears. She things it's so funny to see a a big muscular guy rolling around with cat ears on his helmet.
🖤Although she is not a part of the Griefers, Elowen has fun riding with them it's a good thing to see them standing against creepy people on the streets. So while the big meatbags do the protecting, while she is just as capable she just goes with being the brains. (Along with Tulsi once she joins them)
"Balsam, Sage back off from the lady, give her some room to breathe."
"LUCAN! Put the child down you'll drop him-"
"No Balsam I really do not care if your jacket has flare or extra pockets."
🖤So if they ever walk into a cafe/diner YOU work at and Elowen sees you... oh boy
🖤Lucan immediately knows what's going on. The MOMENT Elowen gives you a soft smile while ordering Lucan starts smirking instantly.
🖤If Sage decides to flirt with you he is getting stopped by Lucan. "Dude what are you doing we are witnessing history in the making." "What-" "Look at Elowen." "...oh my God."
🖤She is soft. And the whole Griefer gang is now scared asf what??? Is going on??? That one time Elowen decides to wink at you after you serve her you swear to God your heart feels like you are running a marathon.
🖤So everyone knows why she often insists to go to the diner you work in with the excuse of "good coffee" (but you actually do make amazing coffee the Griefers always down it in one go before riding lol)
🖤But eventually you get close to her enough for her to offer a ride to you. Now if you look at the Boyz™️ - I mean the Griefers they. Are. C e l e b r a t i n g. ✨️ And Elowen smacks them bc "Wtf do you mean ElOweN FinAllY gOt A DaTe I'm just taking MC out for a ride- wait." "Sounds like a date doesn't it? I mean that might depend on what they're riding too but hey-" Sage gets double smacked...but he's right it does sound like a date.
I will write the thirsty part later on peace out homies.🤏🕶😙✌️💕💕
#fictif elowen#fictif#last legacy#fictif last legacy#fictif games#elowen last legacy#elowen de bhaldraithe#sage lesath#last legacy elowen#last legacy sage#fictif sage
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Gabriel
"Now I'm not looking for absolution / Forgiveness for the things I do / But before you come to any conclusions / Try walking in my shoes" ~ Depeche Mode ~
Basic Information
FACE/BODY CLAIM: Richard Speight, Jr.
AGE: Older than dirt. Literally.
EYES: Hazel
HAIR: Sandy brown; usually worn long and a bit shaggy
HEIGHT: 5'8
PRIMARY OUTFIT: Depends on the verse, but usually snarky t-shirts, jeans, and comfy sneakers for his main.
Personality
Gabriel is always quick with a joke and a laugh. He likes to see people happy and smiling, and likes it even more when he's the one who made it happen. In his main verse he usually comes off as carefree - at least on the surface. But let's be real, just because he doesn't remember his old life or the time spent in Purgatory doesn't mean the sensations of it don't bog him down sometimes. He just doesn't understand why. Regardless, he always does his best to hide it. No reason to push his personal burdens on to others, especially if it might hurt them.
Powers & Weaknesses
This will depend a lot on the verse we use. In Gabe's main verse his powers are a mere flicker of what they used to be. And he doesn't know he has them, so they're not really controllable most of the time.
In a regular Supernatural verse, Gabe's got all of the expected powers an archangel might.
Romance
Also verse-dependent. In his main verse Gabe has societal inhibitions because he thinks he's human. Mostly. So he goes about things the way most humans might. He teases and jokes, but there's not a lot of outright flirting unless interest is expressed.
In any verse where he knows who he is, the flirting will happen more readily and without as much of a filter. He'll generally stop if he perceives he's making someone truly uncomfortable, but if it's just annoying them (and he wants to annoy them) he'll probably just keep at it for kicks.
In just about any verse, Gabe won't turn down a proposition for sex or anything along those lines. He likes to have fun and if your muse is showing interest and he's interested, too, stuff will probably happen.
Where to Find Him
Verse dependent, but in his main verse here are a few ideas:
The bakery where he works
Improv/comedy clubs
Random church
Trivia night at a local bar
Verses
Just because a verse isn't listed here doesn't mean I'm not interested in writing it. I adore all kinds of AUs, and welcome the chance to get creative with my muses. If you've seen a verse that another of my muses has, and you'd like to see this muse in something similar, let me know. You can also check out my 'Plot Ideas' tag, too. ^_^
(Please see my notes down below in the 'Stuff That's Good to Know' section regarding Gabe's appearances in the show after S10.)
Main Verse:
This is the verse described in THIS POST. It's the default verse for all interactions. By ‘default’ I mean that this is where I’m going to assume things are happening UNLESS you request another verse in advance.
'Thanks for the Memories' Verse
This is exactly like the main verse BUT Gabe has all of his memories. He just pretends not to. He’s not very good at pretending - especially when people he knows show up… but he tries.
'You Look... Familiar' Verse
This is a branch off AU of the default verse and takes place after the episode ‘Meta Fiction’ in S09. In that ep, Metatron ‘borrows’ James to pull off his little story for Cas, afterwards leaving the man with the memories of a super realistic ‘dream’…and vague stirrings of ‘everything feels more wrong than it ever has before’. In this verse James leaves his job and goes looking for answers.
Canon Verse
This is for RPs that take place between S01 and S05. Gabe is Gabe. Not much more to it than that.
Purgatory Verse
For anyone who’s interested, I’m game for RPs revolving around the time Gabe actually spent in Purgatory. Themes here would be darker…probably involving gore and torture. This was not a great time for Gabe. At all.
'Before the Winchesters' Verse
Designed for historical blogs, but open to anyone. If you’ve ever had the urge for your muse to have a run-in with an all-powerful, snarky, sugar-loving, (sometimes) asshole, here’s your chance.
Human Verse
Gabe is human and always has been. He's just a normal guy, living a normal life. He works weird hours in his best friend's bakery and while life isn't bad, there are bound to be ways to make it better.
Velvet Avenue Verse
Currently a Private Verse
Gabe is an incredibly wealthy producer/director of pornographic movies. He bills the movies from Velvet Avenue Studios as being 'just like a Hallmark movie... but with porn.' He takes good care of his actors and his crew, while living a life of creativity and leisure. Sounds like heaven... but something's still missing from his life...
Janitor Verse
Currently a Private Verse
This is basically 'Thanks for the Memories,' but Gabe is working as a janitor at an indie radio studio... all in the hopes of getting close to the station's late-night DJ.
Current/Ongoing Threads
If your thread with Gabriel isn't listed here it's probably because it's been long enough since your last reply that I thought you'd dropped it. Message me to let me know you're still interested, and I'll happily add you to the list (with no pressure for a reply.) ♡
Kelly:
Just Like the Sun (American Revolution)
Just Like a Hallmark Movie (Velvet Avenue Verse)
Paul:
I Want Candy (Janitor Verse)
Reinhardt (& The Morrigan):
Ever At Your Back (Memories Verse)
Tobias:
What Will Be (Memories!Verse)
Will:
This Snow Globe World (Human Verse)
Stuff That's Good to Know Before Starting a Thread
Gabriel is a canon character from the Supernatural universe originally created by Eric Kripke. Some of what you’ll find here is canon to the TV show, however as I develop him I will have personal headcanons that are 100% mine. They may not mesh with your idea of Gabe, and that’s fine; everyone's allowed to have their own interpretation. :) However, if you send me hate about anything you will be ignored and blocked.
This blog has a timeline that (usually) picks up shortly after Cas releases all of the Leviathans onto the world. How far after can be plotted or chosen at random, I’m not too picky. If you want to roleplay with Gabe in a particular timeline or season it’s okay to ask. Chances are I won’t say no, I’m also game for all sorts of plotting and AUs.
I am NOT fully caught up on the series - I’ve only seen through the end of Season 10, and I don’t know when I’ll get around to watching any more. TBH, I was more than a little disappointed with the first couple of episodes of Season 11, so… yeah.
I also do not have a photographic memory for the seasons I have seen, so if I make a mistake with something don’t be afraid to tell me. As long as you’re not rude about it, I promise to hear you out. ^_^
Links
Please keep in mind, this blog is an ongoing work in progress. Not all of these links may lead somewhere, but they're here because they link to potential tags for this muse.
All Things Gabriel
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Psalm 27:4 | The LORD Is My Salvation
One thing I have asked of YHWH; this is what
I desire: to dwell in the House of YHWH all the
days of my life, to gaze on the beauty of YHWH
& seek HIM in HIS Temple."
Charles John Ellicott, Theologian [1749-1905] | Psalm 27:4
[4] To behold the beauty—Literally, to see into the
favour—i.e., to meditate on the graciousness of GOD.
To enquire—Literally, to look into, either judicially or
critically; here, “to ponder or meditate,” however, &
others add with notion of pleasure, “refresh myself,”
but on doubtful authority.
Some Rabbis, connecting bākar with boker, morning,
render, “to attend in the morning,” while some would
entirely spiritualise the wish, as if actual attendance
on the House of GOD were not in the poet’s thoughts.
But the words breathe—only in a higher key,
the feeling of Milton’s well-known:
“But let my due feet never fail to
walk the studious cloister’s pale,”
A mere transposition of letters would give an easy
sense, “to offer in THY Temple.”
Alexander MacLaren, Baptist Minister [1826-1910] | Psalm 27:4
GOD’S Guests
We shall do great injustice to this mystical aspiration
of the Psalmist, if we degrade it to be the mere ex-
pression of a desire for unbroken residence in a
material Temple.
He was no sickly, sentimental seeker after cloistered
seclusion. He knew the necessities & duties of life far
better than in a cowardly way to wish to shirk them,
in order that he might loiter in the Temple, idle under
the pretense of worship.
Nor would the saying fit into the facts of the case if
we gave it that low meaning, for no person had his
residence in the Temple.
And what follows in the next verse would, on that
hypothesis, be entirely inappropriate.
‘In the secret of HIS tabernacle shall HE hide me.’
No one went into the secret place of the Most High, in
the visible, material structure, except the High Priest
once a year.
But this singer expects that his abode will be there
always; & that, in time of trouble, he can find refuge
there—in GOD’s Presence.
Apart altogether from any wider considerations as to
relation between form & spirit under the Old Covenant,
I think such observations compel us to see in these
words— a desire a great deal nobler & deeper than
any such wish.
I.] Unbroken Communion with GOD
Let us, then, note the true meaning of this aspiration
of the Psalmist.
…………………………………………………………………
Its fulfilment depends not on where we are, but on
what we think & feel; for every place is GOD’s House,
& what the Psalmist desires is that he should be able
to keep up unbroken consciousness of being in GOD’s
Presence & should be always in touch with HIM.
…………………………………………………………………
That seems hard, & people say, ‘Impossible! How can
I get above my daily work, & be perpetually thinking of
GOD & HIS will, and consciously realising communion
with HIM?’
But there is such a thing as having an undercurrent of
consciousness running all through a man’s life & mind;
such a thing as having a melody sounding in our ears
perpetually, ‘so sweet we know not we are listening to
it’ until it stops, & then, by the poverty of the naked &
silent atmosphere, we know how musical were the
sounds that we scarcely knew that we heard, & yet
did hear so well high above all the din of Earth’s noises.
Every man that has ever cherished
such an aspiration as this knows
the difficulties all too well.
And yet, without entering upon thorny and unprofitable
questions as to whether the absolute, unbroken contin
-uity of consciousness of being in GOD’s presence is
possible for men here below, let us look at the question
—which has a great deal more bearing upon our
present condition-viz, whether a greater continuity of
that consciousness is not possible than we attain to-day.
…………………………………………………………���……
It does seem to me to be a foolish & miserable waste of
time & temper & energy for good people to be quarrelling
about whether they can come to the absolute realisation
of this desire in this world, when there is not one of them
who is not leagues below the possible realisation of it, &
knows that he is.
…………………………………………………………………
At all events, whether or not the line can be drawn
without a break at all, the breaks might be a great
deal shorter & a great deal less frequent than they
are.
An unbroken line of conscious communion with GOD is
the ideal; & that is what this singer desired & worked for.
How many of my feelings & thoughts to-day, or of the
things that I have said or done since I woke this morning,
would have been done & said & felt exactly the same, if
there were not a GOD at all, or if it did not matter in the
least whether I ever came into touch with HIM or not?
Oh, dear friends! it is no vain effort to bring our lives a
little nearer that unbroken continuity of communion
with HIM of which this text speaks.
And GOD knows, & we each for ourselves know,
how much & how sore our need is of such a union.
‘One thing have I desired, that will I seek after; that I, in
my study; I, in my shop; I, in my parlour/kitchen/nursery;
I, in my studio; I, in my lecture-hall-’may dwell in the
House of the LORD all the days of my life.’
In our ‘FATHER’s House are many mansions.’
The room that we spend most of our lives in, each of us,
at our tasks or our work-tables may be in our FATHER’s
House, too; & it is only we that can secure that it shall be.
The inmost meaning of this Psalmist’s desire is that the
consciousness of GOD shall be diffused throughout
the whole of a man’s days, instead of being coagulated
here & there at points.
The Australian rivers in a drought present a picture of the
Christian life of far too many of us-a stagnant, stinking
pool here, a stretch of blinding gravel there; another little
drop of water a mile away, then a long line of foul-smelling
mud, & then another shallow pond.
Why! it ought to run in a clear stream that has a scour in it
& that will take all filth off the surface.
The Psalmist longed to break down the
distinction between sacred & secular; to
consecrate work, of whatsoever sort it was.
He had learned what so many of us need to learn far more
thoroughly, that if our religion does not drive the wheels of
our daily business, it is of little use; and that if the field in
which our religion has power to control & impel is not that
of the trivialities & secularities of our ordinary life, there is
no field for it at all.
‘All the days of my life.’ Not only on Wednesday nights,
while Tuesday & Thursday are given to the world & self;
not only on Sundays; not for five minutes in the morning,
when I am eager to get to my daily work, & less than five
minutes at night, when I am half asleep, but through the
long day, doing this, that, & the other thing for GOD & by
GOD & with GOD, & making HIM the motive & the power
of my course, & my Companion to Heaven. [Psalm 119]
And if we have, in our lives, things over which we cannot
make the sign of the cross, the sooner we get rid of them
the better; & if there is anything in our daily work or in our
characters, about which we're doubtful, here's a good test:
1.] Does it seem to check our continual communion with
GOD, as a ligature round the wrist might do the
continual flow of the blood, or does it help us to
realise HIS Presence?
If the former, let us have no more to do with it;
if the latter, let us seek to increase it.
II.] Lay Claim to Protection Afforded Guests
And now let me say a word about the Psalmist’s reason
for this aspiration.
The word which he employs carries with it a picture which
is even more vividly given us by a synonymous word
employed in same connection in some of the other psalms.
‘That I may dwell in the House of the LORD’
now, that is an allusion, not only, as I think, to the Temple,
but also to the Oriental habit of giving a man who took
refuge in the tent of the sheikh, guest-rites of protection
& provision & friendship.
The habit exists to this day, & travellers among
the Bedouins tell us lovely stories of how even
an enemy with the blood of the closest relative
of the owner of the tent on his hands, if he can
once get in there & partake the salt of the host,
is safe, & the first obligation of the owner of the
tent is to watch over the life of the fugitive as
over his own.
So the Psalmist says, ‘I desire to have guest-rites in THY
tent; to lift up its fold, and shelter there from the heat of the
desert.
And although I be dark & stained with many evils
and transgressions against THEE, yet I come to
claim the hospitality & provision & protection, and
friendship which the laws of the house do bestow
upon a guest.’
Carrying out substantially the same idea, Paul tells the
Ephesians, as if it were the very highest privilege that the
Gospel brought to the Gentiles:
‘Ye are no more strangers, but fellow-citizens with the
saints, & of the household of GOD’; incorporated into
HIS family, & dwelling safely in HIS pavilion.
…………………………………………………………………
That is to say, the blessedness of keeping up such a
continual consciousness of touch with GOD is, first &
foremost, the certainty of infallible protection.
…………………………………………………………………
Oh! How it minimises all trouble & brightens all joys, &
calms amidst all distractions, & steadies & sobers in all
circumstances, to feel ever the hand of GOD upon us!
He who goes through life, finding that, when he has
trouble to meet, it throws him back on GOD, & that
when bright mornings of joy drive away nights of
weeping, these wake morning songs of praise, & are
brightest because they shine with the light
of a FATHER’s love, will never be unduly
moved by any vicissitudes of fortune.
Like some inland & sheltered valley, with great mountains
shutting it in, that ‘heareth not the loud winds when they
call’ beyond the barriers that enclose it, our lives may
be tranquilly free from distraction, & may be full of peace,
of nobleness, & of strength, on condition of our keeping
in GOD’s House all the days of our lives.
There is another blessing that will come to the dweller
in GOD’s House, & that not a small one.
It is that, by the power of this one satisfied longing, driven
like an iron rod through all the tortuosities of my life, there
will come into it a unity which otherwise few lives are ever
able to attain, & the want of which is no small cause of the
misery that is great upon men.
Most of us seem, to our own consciousness, to live
amidst endless distractions all our days, & our lives
to be a heap of links parted from each other rather
than a chain. [???]
But if we have that one constant thought with us, & if we
are, through all the variety of occupations, true to the
one purpose of serving & keeping near GOD, then we
have a charm against the frittering away of our lives
in distractions, & the misery of multiplicity;
& we enter into the blessedness of unity & singleness of
purpose; & our lives become, like the starry Heavens in
all the variety of their motions, obedient to one impulse.
For unity in a life does not depend upon the monotony
of its tasks, but upon the simplicity of the motive which
impels to all varieties of work.
So it is possible for a man harassed by multitudinous
avocations, & drawn hither and thither by sometimes
apparently conflicting & always bewildering, rapidly-
following duties, to say,
‘This one thing I do,’ if all HIS doings
are equally acts of obedience to GOD.
III. Singular Desire: Focused
Note the method by which this desire is realised.
‘One thing have I desired, . . . that will I seek after’
There are two points to be kept in view to that end.
A great many people say, ‘One thing have I desired,’
and fail in persistent continuousness of the desire.
No man gets rights of residence in GOD’s house for
a longer time than he continues to seek for them.
The most advanced of us, & those that have longest been
like Anna, who ‘departed not from the Temple,’ day/night,
will certainly eject ourselves unless, like the Psalmist,
we use the verbs in both tenses, & say,
‘One thing have I desired . . . that will I seek after.’
John Bunyan saw that there was a back door to the
lower regions close by the gates of the Celestial City.
There may be men who have long lived beneath the
shadow of the sanctuary and at the last will be found
outside the gates.
But the words of the text not only suggest, by the two
tenses of the verbs, the continuity of the desire which
is destined to be granted — but also by the two verbs
themselves-desire and seek after-the necessity of
uniting prayer & work.
Many desires are unsatisfied because
conduct doesn’t correspond to desires.
Many a prayer remains unanswered because its pray
-ers never do anything to fulfil their prayers.
I do not say they are hypocrites; certainly they are not
consciously so, but I do say that there is a large measure
of conventionality that means nothing, in the prayers
of average Christian people for more holiness & likeness
to Jesus CHRIST.
Dear friends! if we truly wish this desire of dwelling in the
House of the LORD to be fulfilled, the day’s work must
run in the same direction as the morning’s petition, &
we must, like the Psalmist, say,
‘I have desired it of the LORD, so I, for my part,
will seek after it.’ Then, whether or not we reach
absolutely to the standard, which is none the
less to be aimed at, though it seems beyond
reach, we shall arrive nearer & nearer to it;
And, GOD helping our weakness & increasing our strength,
quickening us to ‘desire,’ & upholding us to ‘seek after,’
we may hope that, when the days of our life are past,
we shall but remove into an upper chamber, more open to
the sunrise & flooded with light; & shall go no more out, but
‘dwell in the House of the LORD for ever.’
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Saturday and Sunday are not real days, but instead ugly foreplay for a flight that has now become so giant a deal I suspect I might pass out at the gate. When I catch myself wondering why this flight of all comparable flights is so overwhelming, I remember anew that it's because my last visit to Los Angeles was a nest of mental anguish. And because history doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme, and actually sometimes it literally repeats itself. Romantic intrigue, NBA game, a surfeit of feelings in cars. C comes by on Saturday to save me from my hammering brain, and boy does he. I have known C for 15 years and this is somehow the best hang we've ever had. He tells me he went on a date this week and the girl didn't drink, and that he realises he can't be with someone who doesn't drink. Before I write him off as sobriety-prejudiced, he explains that this girl NEVER drank. "She tried it once at freshers week and didn't like the taste", he says, "and weirdly I think if she'd been an alcoholic and had needed to stop drinking, I'd be game". He stresses the importance of knowing someone knows the feeling of drunkenness, of hangovers, even in the past tense. Though comforted, I still have a nagging feeling that being sober scares the hell out of people. The sober person never quite loosens up, always remembers, hands back the wine list. Perhaps it comes off as smug. Perhaps it's an inadvertent mirror held up to the drinker, saying, without meaning to, "look at the state of you". "I'm logging everything", I tell C, "and in my case, I'm also blogging". While we're snogging I'm logging and blogging! "Put that on a T shirt immediately", C says, laughing. I ask him about cam girls, whether he has ever partaken. "Is it gross?", I ask. "Depends if you pay money to get her to do stuff", he says, "then it gets a bit….eh". I ask if he thinks cam girls might be sad inside, and he says maybe, but it also must just feel like work. "Because as they always say, sex work is work", C says. "But sex work….is also sex", I counter. We giggle, the same as we did in my teenage bedroom watching Wondershowzen. I wonder how offensive a T Shirt that says Sex Work Is Sex would be when worn in public
I am sad to part with C when I go to get a wax at 3.15pm, but E, my favourite anti vaxxer / drum and bass fan, is in charge of today's hair removal. She has a spin-off show on the wall-mounted television about two women from The Only Way Is Essex, and their pregnancies. "What the fuck is this show?", I ask her, bending my leg. "Total garbage", she says, "I think the theme is meant to be 'I'm the first woman in history to have a baby'". We watch the women go to a spa, and then give birth, all in a 45 minute period. I will never not be amazed at how weird it is to have someone drip hot wax onto your asshole while you hold your legs above your head, and not comment. E bemoans fillers and Botox. She tells of a friend who got her lip fillers removed and was left with baggy lips ("They look like a scrotum")
I shop for enough food to last me til my flight but not so much that any goes bad while I'm away. I am stressed. I meditate, I am less stressed. On Sunday I wake late and spend the day packing and watering and feeding the 19 plants that live in my home and studio combined. I wonder who I could pay to come and repot them and not bother me with it. You can pay for everything. But not for love from a cam girl, and not for peace of mind on a long ass flight
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So im on an upswing and whatever and i still feeling triple a
#leo living#like. i think its truly just been that im better and suppressing shit when i have more energy so thats what ive been doing for years!#anyway still he him his still like masc words in reference to me thats not different#im just embracing not being binary which like obvs ive already been gnc the whole time like really for real nothings changing#i just feel more whole and free going actually im Not binary#im still non gender left man#also i know triple a mean aroace agender but if i have to put a label on my gender other than man i like voidgender better#just its close enough to agender and i like the term triple a its compact and ive liked it for like at least a couple years now lmao#anyway ive been a chicken shit abt being aroace since i was a teen weve gone over this recently already#anyway anyway i was watching a ytber today and he said something like if u stop being on t some things are permanent#and other things go back likely everything that i want would be solved by going on a regular dose of t and then stopping i got my changes#which i never fucking thought of before bc ive always been like well i do a low dose my whole life#but i really really likely wouldnt have to#i mean i might not ever have to stop it depends what t actually does change for me but having the epiphany that i can stop was uh good#anyway also with feeling better ive been straight up able to cry abt hyperfixations and SpIns again which i love doing#i should hang out w ppl while im feeling good hum!#i rlly need to sleeb oops
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Hello, it is I, your friendly neighborhood historian. I am ready to lose followers for this post, but I have two masters degrees in history and one of my focuses has been middle eastern area studies. Furthermore, I’ve been tired of watching the world be reduced to pithy little infographics, and I believe there is no point to my education if I don’t put it to good use. Finally, I am ethnically Asheknazi Jewish. This does not color my opinion in this post — I am in support of either a one or two state solution for Israel and Palestine, depending on the factors determined by the Palestinian Authority, and the Israeli Government does not speak for me. I hate Netanyahu. A lot. With that said, my family was slaughtered at Auschwitz-Birkenau. I have stood in front of that memorial wall at the Holocaust memorial in DC for my great uncle Simon and my great uncle Louis and cried as I lit a candle. Louis was a rabbi, and he preached mitzvot and tolerance. He died anyway.
There’s a great many things I want to say about what is happening in the Middle East right now, but let’s start with some facts.
In early May, there were talks of a coalition government that might have put together (among other parties, the Knesset is absolutely gigantic and usually has about 11-13 political parties at once) the Yesh Atid, a center-left party, and the United Arab List, a Palestinian party. For the first time, Palestinians would have been members of the Israeli government in their own right. And what happened, all of the sudden? A war broke out. A war that, amazingly, seemed to shield Benjamin Netanyahu from criminal prosecution, despite the fact that he has been under investigation for corruption for some time now and the only thing that is stopping a real investigation is the fact that he is Prime Minister.
Funny how that happened.
There’s a second thing people ought to know, and it is about Hamas. I’ve found it really disturbing to see people defending Hamas on a world stage because, whether or not people want to believe it, Hamas is a terrorist organization. I’m sorry, but it is. Those are the facts. I’m not being a right wing extremist or even a Republican or whatever else or want to lob at me here. I’m a liberal historian with some facts. They are a terrorist organization, and they don’t care if their people die.
Here’s what you need to know:
There are two governments for the occupied Palestinian territories in the West Bank and Gaza. In April 2021, Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas postponed planned elections. He said it was because of a dispute amid Israeli-annexed East Jerusalum. He is 85 years old, and his Fatah Party is losing power to Hamas. Everyone knows that. Palestinians know that.
Here’s the thing about Hamas: they might be terrorists, but aren’t idiots. They understand that they have a frustrated population filled with people who have been brutalized by their neighbors. And they also understand that Israel has something called the iron dome defense system, which means that if you throw a rocket at it, it probably won’t kill anyone (though there have been people in Israel who died, including Holocaust survivors). Israel will, however, retaliate, and when they do, they will kill Palestinian civilians. On a world stage, this looks horrible. The death toll, because Palestinians don’t have the same defense system, is always skewed. Should the Israeli government do that? No. It’s morally repugnant. It’s wrong. It’s unfair. It’s hurting people without the capability to defend themselves. But is Hamas counting on them to for the propaganda? Yeah. Absolutely. They’re literally willing to kill their other people for it.
You know why this works for Hamas? They know that Israel will respond anyway, despite the moral concerns. And if you’re curious why, you can read some books on the matter (Six Days of War by Michael Oren; The Yom Kippur War by Abraham Rabinovich; Rise and Kill First by Ronen Bergmen; Antisemitism by Deborah Lipstadt; and Israel: A Concise History of a Nation Reborn by Daniel Gordis). The TL;DR, if you aren’t interested in homework, is that Israel believes they have no choice but to defend themselves against what they consider ‘hostile powers.’ And it’s almost entirely to do with the Holocaust. It’s a little David v Goliath. It is, dare I say, complicated.
I’m barely scratching the surface here.
(We won’t get into this in this post, though if you want to DM me for details, it might be worth knowing that Iran funds Hamas and basically supplies them with all of their weapons, and part of the reason the United States has been so reluctant to engage with this conflict is that Iran is currently in Vienna trying to restore its nuclear deal with western powers. The USA cannot afford to piss off Iran right now, and therefore cannot afford to aggravative Hamas and also needs to rely on Israel to destroy Irani nuclear facilities if the deal goes south. So, you know, there is that).
There are some people who will tell you that criticism of the Israel government is antisemitic. They are almost entirely members of the right wing, evangelical community, and they don’t speak for the Jewish community. The majority of Jewish people and Jewish Americans in particular are criticizing the Israeli government right now. The majority of Jewish people in the diaspora and in Israel support Palestinian rights and are speaking out about it. And actually, when they talk about it, they are putting themselves in great danger to do so. Because it really isn’t safe to be visibly Jewish right now. People may not want to listen to Jews when they speak about antisemitism or may want to believe that antisemitism ‘isn’t real’ because ‘the Holocaust is over’ but that is absolutely untrue. In 2019, antisemitic hate crimes in the United States reached a high we have never seen before. I remember that, because I was living in London, and I was super scared for my family at the time. Since then, that number has increased by nearly 400% in the last ten days. If you don’t believe me, have some articles about it (one, two, three, four, and five, to name a few).
I live in New York City, where a man was beaten in Time Square while attending a Free Palestine rally and wearing a kippah. I’m sorry, but being visibly Jewish near a pro-Palestine rally? That was enough to have a bunch of people just start beating on him? I made a previous post detailing how there are Jews being attacked all over the world, and there is a very good timeline of recent hate crimes against Jews that you can find right here. These are Jews, by the way, who have nothing to do with Israel or Palestine. They are Americans or Europeans or Canadians who are living their lives. In some cases, they are at pro-Palestine rallies and they are trying to help, but they just look visibly Jewish. God Forbid we are the wrong ethnicity for your rally, even if we agree.
This is really serious. There are people calling for the death of all Jews. There are people calling for another Holocaust.
There are 14 million Jews in the world. 14 million. Of 7.6 billion. And you think it isn’t a problem the way people treat us?
Anyway (aside from, you know, compassion), why does this matter? This matters because stuff like this deters Jews who want to be part of the pro-Palestine movement because they are literally scared for their safety. I said this before, and I will say it again: Zionism was, historically speaking, a very unpopular opinion. It was only widespread antisemitic violence (you know, the Holocaust) that made Jews believe there was a necessity for a Jewish state. Honestly, it wasn’t until the Pittsburgh synagogue shooting that I supported it the abstract idea too.
I grew up in New York City, I am a liberal Jew, and I believe in the rights of marginalized and oppressed people to self-determine worldwide. Growing up, I also fit the profile of what many scholars describe as the self hating Jew, because I believed that, in order to justify myself in American liberal society, I had to hate Israel, and I had to be anti-Zionist by default, even if I didn’t always understand what ‘Zionism’ meant in abstract. Well, I am 27 years old now with two masters degrees in history, and here is what Zionism means to me: I hate the Israeli government. They do not speak for me. But I am not anti-Zionist. I believe in the necessity for a Jewish state — a state where all Jews are welcome, regardless of their background, regardless of their nationality.
There needs to be a place where Jews, an ethnic minority who are unwelcome in nearly every state in the world, have a place where they are free from persecution — a place where they feel protected. And I don’t think there is anything wrong with that place being the place where Jews are ethnically indigenous to. Because believe it or not, whether it is inconvenient, Jews are indigenous to the land of Israel. I’ve addressed this in this post.
With that said, that doesn’t mean you can kick the Palestinian people out. They are also indigenous to that land, which is addressed in the same post, if you don’t trust me.
What is incredible to me is that Zionism is defined, by the Oxford English Dixtionary, as “A movement [that called originally for] the reestablishment of a Jewish nationhood in Palestine, and [since 1948] the development of the State of Israel.” Whether we agree with this or not, there were early disagreements about the location of a ‘Jewish state,’ and some, like Maurice de Hirsch, believed it ought to be located in South America, for example. Others believed it should be located in Africa. The point is that the original plans for the Jewish state were about safety. The plan changed because Jews wanted to return to their homeland, the largest project of decolonization and indigenous reclamation ever to be undertaken by an indigenous group. Whether you want to hear that or not, it is true. Read a book or two. Then you might know what I mean.
When people say this is a complicated issue, they aren’t being facetious. They aren’t trying to obfuscate the point. They often aren’t even trying to defend the Israeli government, because I certainly am not — I think they are abhorrent. But there is no future in the Middle East if the Israelis and Palestinians don’t form a state that has an equal right of return and recognizes both of their indigenousness, and that will never happen if people can’t stop throwing vitriolic rhetoric around. Is the Israeli Government bad? Yes. Are Israeli citizens bad? Largely, no. They want to defend their families, and they want to defend their people. This is basically the same as the fact that Palestinian people aren’t bad, though Hamas often is. And for the love of god, stop defending terrorist organizations. Just stop. They kill their own people for their own power and for their own benefit.
And yes, one more time, the Israeli government is so, so, so wrong. But god, think about your words, and think about how you are enabling Nazis. The rhetoric the left is using is hurting Jews. I am afraid to leave my house. I’m afraid to identify as Jewish on tumblr. I’m afraid for my family, afraid for my friends. People I know are afraid for me.
It’s 2021. I am not my great uncle. I cried for him, but I shouldn’t have to die like him.
Words have consequences. Language has consequences. And genuinely, I do not think everyone is a bad person, so think about what you are putting into the world, because you’d be surprised how often you are doing a Nazi a favor or two.
Is that really what you want? To do a Nazi a favor or two? I don’t think that you do. I hope you don’t, at least.
That’s all. You know, five thousand words later. But uh, think a little. Please.
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Life Lessons With Uramichi Oniisan Alphabet
||Contains: Uramichi Omota + Iketeru Daga||
||Warnings: NSFW||
Reminder! Please don’t comment anything that implies your age, I cannot stop who reads this unfortunately but I can at the very least give out a warning that this contains nsfw content.⚠️
please forgive me I could not stop laughing whilst writing this, I had to skip specific words because it did not sound right to me and my childish behaviour😭
Uramichi Omota:
A: Aftercare (how they treat you afterwards)
If anything all this man will want to do is try and get a good nights rest even if it means only a couple hours of sleep. He will make sure however you are cleaned up and are alright before he deals with himself. He’d never leave you to care for yourself, he always makes sure he cares for you first. He’s very touch starved meaning he makes sure he gets cuddles and kisses before you both drift off into a slumber!
B: Body (his fav part of his body and yours)
His favourite body part on himself most likely would be his muscles specifically his toned arms, I mean he’s a former gymnast so what can you expect? On you his favourite part would be either ass or thighs, the reason mainly being it’s something he can rest on, or another reason being he loves to mark your thighs up not caring if anyone can see, also he just genuinely likes groping your ass however he’ll only do that in privacy, he’d rather not have the risk of someone having just witnessed him groping your ass in public. In make out sessions always expect his hands to be roaming either along your thighs or ass there’s no other option it could be.
C: Cum (well I’m pretty sure you can gather what I mean)
Majority of the time he will make sure to not cum inside you meaning hell either do it over your face or body, however once in awhile if you allow him he will not pass up the opportunity to cum inside you. When I say once in awhile, Uramichi will try and make it near enough every time that you allow him to cum inside, he just loves the idea of having the risk you could end up with having his children. (Russian roulette type beat/j) and a plus to him is that if he can cum in you it means less cleaning to do.
D: Dirty Secret (a secret of theirs that they haven’t told)
Now I get a strong sense that this man really wants to try bondage with ropes especially, wether it be you that’s tied up or him he doesn’t care either way he really wants to try it. But he doesn’t want to scare you off by asking so he still hasn’t mentioned it and he doesn’t want you to start making fun off him about it💀 however you’ve had an inkling for awhile that he’s got something about being tied up.
E: Experiance (Do they know what they’re doing?)
Now he may be 31 years of age but this man has never gone past kissing someone before he met you. You were his first and oh boy he had no clue what he was doing, mainly because he was nervous and couldn’t comprehend what was truly happening. He has watched his fair share of porn etc but when it came down to actually doing it himself he mind had become fog. Overtime though he’s come to learn what you like best and least and has took that into account and now it’s as if he’s been doing it for years.
F: Favourite Position (which he prefers to do)
Now he’ll most likely switch between a mating press or doggy style. The reasoning for mating press is it allows him to be more face to face to you and he can see your face during it which turns him on even more. And let’s be real he more than likely has a breeding kink. So mating press + breeding kink = heaven to him. Now the reason for doggy style is because he loves having your bare ass slam against him and watching it jiggle when he slaps it. He also loves leaving marks on your hips meaning doggy style makes that all the easier.
G: Goofy (do they laugh or are they the serious type)
Uramichi is probably the type of be serious, he might laugh there and than every so often if something a bit funny happens but overall he’s pretty much serious and that’s just him.
H: Hairy (shave? Unshaven?)
Unshaven, however he will trim it if you ask him to, but seeing as he’s 31 I think he couldn’t care less about body hair as it’s normal and he just sees it as a waste of time to have to repeatedly shave.
I: Intamicy (how they’re like in bed)
80% of the time he will be rough, releasing out all the pent up anger and frustration, but he still makes sure your ok. Although there will be them days where he just wants to be more romantic than rough and his whole demeanour will have flipped upside down and he’ll be acting all lovey dovey. Plus most definitely a switch.
J: Jack Off (Do they? Or not?)
Nah, not really, if he’s in that type of mood and your not with him he’ll either wait or come meet you wherever you are so he can get relief.
K: Kink (What kinks they have)
Gagging, Breeding, Bondage, Dacryphilia, cockwarming
L: Length (how big they are)
He’s more girthy than long, he’s probably about 6 inches which is a good length all in all.
M: Motivation (what gets them going)
When you start whining at him for attention or if you raise your voice at him because oh boy that really does set off something in him when you raise your voice.
N: No (something they will not do)
Knife play or anything that could seriously harm you even by accidental.
O: Oral (which they prefer)
He prefers giving than receiving but once in awhile he’d just want you to be the one giving it to him and making him fall under your touch.
P: Pace (how fast they go)
He’s not necessarily fast but rather hard. By that I mean he will go full force into you where both yours skins slap against each other and where he will grunt a lot which oh boy is hot.
Q: Quicke (do they do them?)
Surprisingly he does them a lot seeing as he has work 6 days a week which really only leaves him with one day where it can just be you and him all day. So either he’ll do one in the morning or at night but it depends if he’s feeling too tired after work.
R: Risk (are they one for taking a risk?)
Now he’ll hate someone interrupting so he always makes sure you both do it where the chances of getting interrupted are reduced drastically, plus it’d be very embarrassing for someone to walk in. Usahara now always make sure to knock before making his grand entrance into his apartment. The risk of you getting pregnant kinda excites him in a way so you gotta watch out with this man.
S: Stamina (how many rounds can they go for)
On an average he can last around 2-3 rounds but on a very good day it feels like it’s never ending, he just needs that motivation if you get me.
T: Toys (do they use them)
No. He’s never really been into them and they’ve never sparked his interest.
U: Unfair (are they fair)
He’s quite fair to be honest, he makes sure you both equally get what you both want but there can be times he can be a tease when he’s in one of them type of moods.
V: Volume (how loud they are)
Majority of the time he lets out grunts rather than moans, he gets embarrassed if he moans however after the time you told him you like it when does he doesn’t hold back anymore but like I said most of the time he grunts and breathes heavily.
X: X-ray (what they’re like under there)
Like I said, more girthy than long.
Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive)
It’s shockingly quite high, although it may not show when he’s near you expect him to be quite touchy most of the time waiting for you to get the signal. In simple terms he’s quite the horn dog.
Z: Zzz (how fast they go to sleep afterwards)
I’ll say it straight. He goes to sleep incredibly fast, but he won’t before he makes sure your cleaned up and settled down!
Iketeru Daga
A: Aftercare (how they treat you afterwards)
This boy will give you the best aftercare ever. You hungry? Ok he’ll go make something for you. You want to go for a drive? Ok he’ll take you for a drive. You want a shower/bath? Ok he’ll go prepare you one. You understand me now. He will double check your ok and cleaned up as best as possible. Will always make sure you’ve gone to the toilet afterwards and have had some water. Will fall asleep with you in his arms always whilst reading to you.
B: Body (his fav part of his body and yours)
His favourite part of his body will be his hands, not only because they’re pleasing to the eye but because he knows his long fingers can make you come undone very quickly and easily and that gives him somewhat of a boost. His favourite part of your body to him will be your lips, he loves the feeling of them when he kisses you or when your kissing him anywhere (😏 /j)
C: Cum (well I’m pretty sure you can gather what I mean)
He loves seeing his cum dripping down your face, the way it leaves a shine along your face just looks so pretty to him. So he prefers to cum over your face or in your mouth to where he can see it dripping down yourself. Don’t get me wrong he’d love to cum in you but he’s responsible and would rather wait until you both want a child so he doesn’t need to worry about getting you pregnant.
D: Dirty Secret (a secret of theirs that they haven’t told)
He likes to be choked. Awhile back you had no clue until you accidentally did and that’s when the game got even more interesting. He really just overall loves seeing you in charge.
E: Experiance (Do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s had a few girlfriends in the past but never gone as far as to do more than make out with them, he’s always said he’d save it for the when the right person comes along and he knows it the right person. But he very much does know what he’s doing, he knows how to make you feel good, he’s done plenty of research.
F: Favourite Position (which he prefers to do)
Reverse cowgirl. He absolutely loves you riding him and if it means reverse cowgirl it allows him to smack your ass and fondle it, also allows him to easily guide you with your hips. Damn he goes berserk when your in this position I tell you.
G: Goofy (do they laugh or are they the serious type)
Do I even need to say? Of course he’s going to be goofy, the man laughs at dick jokes. However once he starts laughing that’s it, he won’t be able to stop for awhile, it’s honestly become uncontrollable.
H: Hairy (shave? Unshaven?)
Honestly, he leaves it down to you and what you prefer, he doesn’t mind if you prefer shaven or not either way he’ll go with what you like.
I: Intamicy (how they’re like in bed)
Probably the slow but long stroke type of guy. He loves the way you start to become impatient and fidgety. He loves the look in your eyes when he’s facing you.
J: Jack Off (Do they? Or not?)
He only will if he hasn’t seen you for a few days or hasn’t been able to do anything with you. He prefers doing it with you actually.
K: Kink (What kinks they have)
Choking, Food Play, Cockwarming, Spit, Praise
L: Length (how big they are)
Longer than girthy, he reaches about 7.5 inches, he can definitely reach the high spots.
M: Motivation (what gets them going)
When you start to praise him, especially with “good boy” that will get him going almost immediately, it just switches something on in his mind so very quickly.
N: No (something they will not do)
He’s willing to try most things as long as you feel safe and he feels safe and you both know to be careful and know how far to go with everything.
O: Oral (which they prefer)
He prefers receiving than giving, he just loves being able to watch you go down on him and struggle. But when you want some he will be more than happy to give.
P: Pace (how fast they go)
Life I previously said, he’s the type of guy that goes slow but he makes sure he’s hitting all the right spots that you like and that gets you going.
Q: Quicke (do they do them?)
He prefers to not have them but if it comes down to it and you really want one he will do so, but don’t expect it to become a regular thing.
R: Risk (are they one for taking a risk?)
Oh he’s scarred many peoples eyes and mind because he simply “forgot” to lock the door and close the curtains/blinds. Poor Uramichi as if he hadn’t enough going on. He doesn’t really want to risk getting you pregnant though, so he will use a condom.
S: Stamina (how many rounds can they go for)
He can go for a straight 3 or more rounds, it normally stops when it’s you that can’t take anymore not the other way round, he always waits until you’ve had your pleasure before he’ll stop.
T: Toys (do they use them)
Now he’d never admit it, but before you two started being sexual he had quite the few toys. He most likely had a flashlight, tenga egg and a cock ring for example. Them type of ones.
U: Unfair (are they fair)
He’s the fairest of them all, he’d make sure your getting what you need and than sort himself out, he’s never once been unfair to you.
V: Volume (how loud they are)
Now…this mans a full on moaner and he has no shame about it. He honestly has that type of pretty moan too, where he whimpers at the same time and he will not look away either. Oh and if your the one sucking him off, be prepared because he can’t hold back at all, it’s honestly like heaven to him.
X: X-ray (what they’re like under there)
As already said he’s quite long compared to others, he reaches about 7.5 inches.
Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive)
Probably around average but if you get him going well-
Z: Zzz (how fast they go to sleep afterwards)
Will not go to sleep no matter what before you, it always has to be you that falls asleep first before he can fall into a slumber. He always wants to know your safe. And plus if you’ve fallen asleep he will clean you up if you haven’t already, and will leave some water and paracetamol next to you for when you wake up and if he leaves before you in the morning or wakes up before you he’ll always leave a little note next to you too.
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favour. || oikawa t.
word count: 2.9k
warnings: MINORS DNI, f!reader, explicit sex, oral sex, fingering, virginity loss, dirty talk, creampie
summary: your friend, the good samaritan oikawa, does you a favour by taking your virginity—a little too willingly.
a/n: written in one sitting on a whim and did not proofread lol please i loooove the first time trope
oikawa stares at you in disbelief, his warm, chocolate eyes wide and fixated on you.
“what?” you sigh, starting to regret casually mentioning that you’d never actually slept with anyone before. “why is that such a surprise to you? is it really such a bad thing?”
“no,” he quickly says, regathering his composure. “you’re just so cute, i’d expect a line of guys waiting to get at you.”
“they are,” you laugh teasingly, the sound causing his heart to flutter. “doesn’t mean i’d want to fuck them though—didn’t you tell me not to settle?”
“of course!” oikawa exclaims, a look of what appears to be slight relief washing across his face. “but you never got curious? just tried it even once?”
“it’s kind of scary,” you admit nonchalantly, never keeping secrets from your friend. “men are scary, honestly. you never know if they’re just gonna hit it and quit it.”
“yeah, your first time should definitely be with someone who cares about you,” he nods, throat feeling oddly dry.
you sigh in a way that says, i’ll-never-find-someone-like-that-so-why-even-bother?
oikawa licks his lips, and contemplates his next question.
“you always have me,” he chirps, a sickening sweet smile plastered across his face. “if you want your first time to be good, guaranteed.”
you want to smack him and tell him to stop joking, but the way your heart skips a beat tells you that this might just be all you ever wanted. and with the way he’s eagerly waiting your response, hiding behind the charming grin you know so well, you get a feeling that this could be something more than just a little favour he’s offering to do.
and that’s how you ended up in his room just one night later, the prettiest (but not overdone) lingerie set under your skirt and your hoodie as oikawa locks his door—not that he needs to.
he makes his way over to the side of his king-sized bed as you take a seat on the mattress, him towering over you with a casual smile on his face.
though, it feels like there’s something else to it. if you didn’t know any better, you’d think the great oikawa tooru, breaker of hearts, was nervous.
“so!” he chirps, clapping his hands together as his eyes linger on your thighs pressed against the blankets for a second too long. “is there anything off-limits?”
“uh,” you think for a moment, interlocking your fingers. “no anal.”
“no problem,” he hums with a nod. “anything else?”
“not really,” you say, fidgeting in place. this is so weird. “i guess i’ll just tell you if something comes up.”
“okay,” he agrees, unzipping his jacket as he tosses it onto the chair beside his desk. “one more thing—are you on the pill?”
“yeah?” you answer, tilting your head at him, the gears in your mind turning just a bit more slowly than his.
“cool. just wondering,” oikawa chuckles, eyes glimmering at you.
and with that, he closes the remaining space between your faces, locking his lips with yours and taking you by surprise. your eyes flutter shut instinctively, although you gasp into his mouth at the gesture.
oikawa takes the opportunity to slip his tongue between your teeth, swirling it around your own before biting your lower lip gently.
you pull away briefly, short of breath at the unexpected kiss, eyes displaying a mixture of shock and confusion, though not unhappiness.
“kissing is important,” oikawa shrugs, face glowing with a bit too much content.
he pulls you in by the nape of the neck once more, kissing you gently, but passionately. you slowly release the tension in your furrowed brows as you wrap an arm around his neck, unable to get enough of his minty breath, and the way he sucks at your tongue.
his hand slowly travels down from your cheek to the bottom of your hoodie, tugging at it once to gesture for you to let him take it off. you break the kiss for another moment as he hauls the article of clothing over your head, his eyebrow raising at the sight of you wearing nothing but a bra underneath.
“what’s the point in wearing a shirt if i’m just gonna take it off anyway?” you mumble, cheeks feeling hot under his gaze.
“you look pretty,” he beams at you.
you’re so flustered by his compliment—you two are just “friends,” after all—that you don’t notice the tent forming in his grey sweatpants.
before you can say anything in response, oikawa is crashing his lips against yours once more, this time with fervor, hunger, and desire. you struggle to keep up with the pace he’s set, occasionally panting in between kisses as he slips a hand into the cup of your bra.
you gasp at the contact, his hand slightly cold against your warm skin while he just smiles sweetly at you, gently pushing you down against his mattress by the shoulders. he leans back down to lock his lips with yours while still kneading your breast with one hand, the other pressed against the headboard above you. you don’t even noticed that he’s unclasped your bra and tossed it aside.
the area between your thighs begins to feel slightly warmer than before as you rub your legs together, taken aback by the sensation. oikawa pulls away from you for a second to take his shirt off, and you feel your heart lodge itself in your throat at the sight of his torso; his tan, muscular build is really something straight out of a magazine (literally).
“like what you see?” he smirks teasingly as you look away, but he uses one hand to turn your head back towards him. “eyes on me, baby.”
it’s in that moment you feel like you’re finally seeing the oikawa tooru that everyone else sees: the charismatic, experienced lady magnet that you’ve never even given the time of day.
a breath escapes you at the intimacy, but returns to your lungs in gasps once oikawa leans in to tower over you, his broad shoulders casting a shadow above your head. he begins trailing kisses down from your lips to your jawline, to your neck and your chest, then to each breast as he takes one of your nipples gently between his teeth.
“o-oika—” you stutter, squirming at the sensitivity, but he doesn’t stop.
“call me tooru when we’re in bed,” he enunicates, swirling his wet tongue around the bud. he can’t help but smirk at how cute you look, all hot and bothered underneath him.
the sensation of his saliva against the tip of your skin makes your heart pound, and it’s almost hard to focus on which breast feels better when he’s kneading the other one with his large, strong hands.
you find yourself running your fingers through his hair as your eyes squeeze shut, the softness of his head oddly comforting as he continues to nip at your skin.
but the comfort doesn’t last for long.
you feel his lips leave your chest as they begin to travel further and further down, the trail of kisses left along your belly indicating exactly where he’s going. he hikes your skirt up to your waist with a flick of his wrist, marveling at the matching underwear you’re wearing beneath it.
“wow, just for me?” he coos, licking his lips. “i’m honoured.”
you wrack your brain for some sort of witty remark to wipe the shit-eating grin off his face, but he plunges his hand between your thighs and draws a long, slow line against the thin cloth over your cunt before you can say anything.
“o-oikawa!” you cry, flinging your head against his pillow at the shock he just sent through your body. it was sudden, but... pleasurable.
“i told you,” he murmurs, gazing at you with dark eyes. “call me tooru.”
his last sentence comes out like a threat once you feel his finger slide up and down your underwear faster, the contact against your folds driving you crazy. you feel the fabric grow slightly damp as it gets wetter with every teasing stroke of his hand, and you know he can feel it too.
“feel good, princess?” he chuckles, unable to tear his eyes off of your flustered face while you give him small nods, too embarrassed to look at him. he pushes the middle section of your panties to the side with ease and slides a finger into you slowly, your arousal making it smooth for him to do so.
“so diiiirty,” he hums at the way your breath hitches, and the way his digits squelch against your juices. “and all i’ve done is put a finger in you.”
“f-feels good, tooru,” you breathe, looking at him with half-lidded eyes. oikawa feels himself get much harder at your reassurance, pride swelling up in his chest.
he hasn’t even fucked you properly yet.
“it better,” he grins cheekily. he slips another finger into you, moving in and out with languid motions so you can feel every bit of him as he curls his fingers upwards.
you gasp at the way he seems to hit a spot inside you that feels a bit different than before, but whine once you feel him pull his fingers out.
“what’re you—ah!”
before you can finish your question, oikawa’s ducked his head between your legs, licking your juices up from your folds. he pulls the panties off of you before spreading your legs wide open and holding your thighs down firmly, the hem of your skirt resting gently against his head as he eats you out.
“oh my god, oh my god,” you pant, seeing stars in your eyes. you can’t believe oikawa tooru has his tongue in your cunt, licking up and down, teasing your clit like his life depends on it.
your hands grip the sheets in fistfuls as you stare at the ceiling, biting your bottom lip so hard you think it might bleed.
oikawa takes the small bud between your folds with his mouth and sucks, before dragging his tongue around it and licking your arousal off of your skin.
“mm,” he breathes into you, his voice muffled from below. “taste so... good...”
your juices are flowing onto his face as he laps it up relentlessly, his tongue sending spasms of pleasure through your body. a coil begins to build itself in your core, and you think you’re going to snap if he keeps going at this rate.
but the next second, the contact is gone.
“w-wait,” you whine, seeing oikawa get up from the edge of the bed.
oikawa doesn’t even bother hiding his amusement.
“don’t worry, i’ll let you cum tonight,” he reassures you, pulling down his sweatpants and revealing the huge bulge in his boxers. “just not with my mouth—not this time.”
your eyes widen at his size as he drags his remaining undergarments off, his cock springing out from beneath.
it looks big. and hard.
like it’s swollen, and intimidating. you’re not sure if the veins along the side or the overall size make you more uneasy.
although oikawa seems to get a nice little ego boost from expression as he chuckles, “it’ll fit.”
you’re reminded of how he immediately deprived you of pleasure just now, and pout at him.
“just hurry uuuuup.”
“didn’t take you for an impatient one,” he laughs, leaning over you as he plants one hand beside your head, and gives his aching member a few good pumps with the other. “are you ready?”
you give him a small nod, biting your lower lip as he presses the tip of his cock against your folds. you feel a little tingle from the contact as you wrap your arms around his neck, perhaps out of desire for some comfort.
he slowly slides himself into you, pausing to let you adjust to his size as you hold your breath, before bottoming out and stretching you wide open. you squeeze your eyes shut at the foreign sensation, though it’s not unpleasant.
“doing okay?” he murmurs in your ear, to which you give him a small nod, still practically hugging him to your body. “i’m gonna start moving.”
you feel the sides of his cock drag along your walls inch by inch as he slowly pulls out of you, until the throbbing tip is just barely in between your folds. then, without warning, he thrusts himself deep inside you.
“ah!” you cry out, clinging onto him for dear life, but never telling him to stop. it feels good being clenched around him, your bodies so close together and fitting within each other like puzzle pieces.
“fuck,” he hisses through gritted teeth. “you’re so damn tight.”
he slides himself out of you again and repeats the action, slowly gathering more speed until he’s really fucking you at a set tempo.
you feel his hips snap against yours as he pulls himself in and out of you at a rapid pace, the mild discomfort slowly turning into pleasure.
“t-o-o-ru,” you gasp, your words split up with each of his thrusts into your body as you dig your nails into his skin.
“right here, baby,” he grunts, rutting into you with continuous force. “that feel good?”
“y-yeah,” you pant in his ear as he grips the headboard tightly, not giving a damn if the neighbours can hear the wood knocking against their wall. “f-feels so, ngh! good!”
“you’re so fucking tight,” he mutters, pulling out and slamming his throbbing cock back inside you, watching your body move back and forth on the bed with every one of his motions. “and you take my cock so well.”
he slides himself out of you briefly as you blink at the loss of contact, barely able to process what’s happening before he flips your body over.
“get on all fours,” he orders, with surprising authority—and need.
“i thought i said no anal,” you remark, though already getting into the position he wanted.
“relax,” oikawa smiles at you, tracing a finger slowly down your spine and onto your ass cheek, giving it a squeeze that sends tingles through your body.
your body twitches once you feel him rub the head of his cock against your folds, still wet from your arousal. he inserts himself back into your aching cunt that was tired of clenching around nothing, a new wave of pleasure washing over you.
“a-ah...” you moan, tossing your head back at the new sensation. you back yourself into him as you feel oikawa put both of his large hands on your body, gripping your waist.
and once he starts to move, you know it won’t be long before you cum.
he’s thrusting himself into you mercilessly now, his cock so deep inside of your wet cunt that you feel like he’s literally rearranging your guts.
“that’s it, baby,” he grunts with each snap of his hips. “doing so good.”
the pleasure is overwhelming as he hits a spot inside you that you didn’t even know could feel this way.
“tooru!” you cry, tears brimming your eyes at how hard he’s slamming his dick inside you, overcome with how fucking good it feels. “d-don’t stop.”
“i won’t until you cum,” he growls in your ear, leaning over so his chest is pressed against your sweaty back. “you gonna be a good girl and cum for me?”
you nod furiously as you bite your lip, small dribbles of saliva leaking out of your mouth at how good he’s fucking you. god, you look so angelic, wearing nothing but a tiny skirt, ass perked up just for him while he rails you into tomorrow.
“g-gonna cum,” you whimper at the same familiar coil building in your core from earlier as oikawa thrusts faster and faster, your tits bouncing back and forth as they hang above the mattress.
“cum for me, princess,” oikawa grates, barely holding onto his own orgasm with how tight you are around him. “taking my cock so well, letting me fuck you so good.”
“tooru-ah! tooru!” your cries of his name fill the room with the lewd slapping sounds of his balls against your ass, the unbelievable speed he’s ramming into you at on the cusp of desperation.
“let me see you fucking cum,” he curses, moving one hand between your thighs to play with your sensitive clit. the pleasure sears through your body as your vision grows slightly hazy from the stimulation. “cum on my cock, baby.”
“w-want you to cum inside,” you breathe, not sure of how much you can last longer. you don’t need to ask twice as he rubs fast circles with his slender fingers against your clit, cock still thrusting in and out of you with incomparable speed. “a-ah! t-tooru, i’m gonna c-cum!”
you feel the coil inside you snap as your walls clamp down against his cock, your juices flowing out of your cunt and down your thighs as oikawa continues grinding against you.
“f-fuck,” he curses, giving you one last, deep, hard thrust as you feel the tip of his cock touch your cervix, groaning as he chases his own orgasm right after yours. he’s still hugging you close to his body as you feel his warm seed spill inside you, the white fluids trickling onto the bed sheets in a mixture with your own.
you’re gasping, out of breath as oikawa pulls himself out of you, the two of you flopping onto the bed together. you lay in the quiet of each other’s pants, staring at the ceiling.
frankly, you’re still in a bit of disbelief over what just happened—you just let oikawa tooru, your friend, fuck you on his bed and take your virginity.
he made you cum. and made you beg for him—willingly.
“how’d it feel?” oikawa asks after a few seconds, breaking the silence with his familiar smile.
“good,” you admit with a giggle as oikawa turns his head to you, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear.
“wanna go again?”
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nsfw alphabet - leo valdez
paring: leo valdez x fem!reader
warnings: smut, very smutty, this is the smuttiest thing I have ever written
notes: here are mine and some of @chasingpj's horny thoughts about leo. he is aged up in this scenario. enjoy :)
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
honestly, leo needs a minute to compose himself. he's still very much in awe and afterwards, leo gets very cuddly. he pulls you into his arms and holds you until both of you catch your breaths. he cracks a few jokes to lighten the mood and carries you to the kitchen, where he makes both of you something to eat.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
leo adores your legs. he loves being able to grip your thighs and leave kisses and hickeys on them. of course, he loves teasing you with it. he smirks every time you whine, telling him it’s not fair, please touch me. he would place another kiss on your thigh, so close to where you need him, and then pull away completely.
leo likes his own hands. they’re big, warm and skilled and he knows exactly how to please you with them.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
listen, leo is a responsible young man and wears a condom every time you have sex. he doesn’t like to get messy with it and frankly, the idea of being a zeus 2.0 scares him. however, that does mean that you guys go through a lot of condoms very fast.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
there was one time where you mindlessly called him baby, not really paying attention to the nickname, but it did things to him he couldn’t even begin to comprehend. his face got burning hot like he caught on fire (he might have) and he stopped breathing for a second. you didn’t notice how turned on he got from it and frankly, he’s too embarrassed to tell you. you often called him nicknames, but baby made his heart skip a beat.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
he’s not at all experienced, but he's very eager to learn. leo is constantly asking if you're feeling well and he’s a quick learner, so it really doesn’t take long before getting very skilful at pleasing you.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
this boy loves his missionary. being able to look at you is very important to him and he loves holding your hands. and, if he’s feeling a little more confident, he might pin them above your head.
another one is when you get on top. he’s just so in awe of you and at that moment, there is nothing he wants more than you guiding him and telling him how good he’s making you feel.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
the first few times, it’s kind of awkward. neither of you know very well what you’re doing, but as soon as you’re getting comfortable, he’s cracking jokes. he is very goofy usually and that continues in bed. you love it, honestly. sex shouldn’t always be very serious and his humor makes it very lighthearted. however, he also has moods where he’s more serious than goofy.
H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
he doesn’t pay a lot of attention to it, but he does like to keep the hair short and neat.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
getting so intimate means a lot to him, and he shows that. he tends to get very goofy, but he also loves being romantic. he’ll light some candles and put on some music to get you in the mood. once his hands are on you, he will not stop touching you.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
before you became his girlfriend, he masturbated a lot. he has a very high sex drive and it was the only way for him. now that you’re with him, he doesn’t do it nearly as much as he used to, but sometimes he needs it. whenever you’re not feeling like doing it, or when you’re not around, the thought of you never leaves his mind as he brings himself to his high.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
praise kink. listen, this boy is touch starved and constantly feels inferior to others. it’s his biggest weakness. hearing you tell him how good he’s making you feel and how much you love him means incredibly much to him, to the point where it turns him on in the bedroom. his eyes get wide, a flush spreads over his face and neck and his hands grip you even tighter.
“you feel so good, leo…”
“don’t stop, princesa”
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
his favorite place is the bedroom in your shared apartment. it’s safe and familiar and overall just his favorite. however, sometimes the two of you don’t make it to the bedroom and then the couch is just fine.
your first time was actually in bunker 9. it was the only place where the two of you could be alone and though it wasn’t the most convenient place, it’s a fond memory you hold.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
leo strikes me as the type of person who’s always a little horny, so you really don’t have to do much to get him going. wink at him or lean in really close while you kiss his cheek and leo is on.
however, the best way to turn him on is by whispering something in his ear and biting his earlobe. you’ve always had a soft spot for his pointy ears and while he thought that was funny, you definitely made something enjoyable out of it. this boy will start blushing like mad and before you know it, you’re making out on his bed.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
he’s not into anything you’re not into or that hurts you. sex should be pleasurable for both of you, especially since both of you get hurt a lot in battles.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
leo is very focused on your pleasure, which means that he prefers giving to receiving. of course, he loves receiving, who doesn’t? the feeling of your lips wrapped around him is something that hardly ever leaves his mind. however, giving is one of his favorite things in the entire world. he can spend hours between your legs.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
that really depends on the situation and how both of you are feeling. he usually sets a faster pace that allows him to get deeper. he has a lot of pent up energy he needs to let out, and that’s his favorite way. sometimes he gets back to your apartment, all worked up and angry because the machine was not working the way he wanted it to and it gets a little rougher that night.
in the mornings, it’s very soft and sensual. neither of you are fully awake and you’re drowning in the warmth of his arms wrapped around you when he slides into you. it’s soft sighs and gentle touches.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
leo prefers to take his time, but he’s not against quickies. sometimes it’s all you have time for or you’re too impatient. as much as he loves teasing and going slowly, a quickie often satisfies both your needs too.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
the longer the two of you are together, the more risks he’s willing to take. at the start, he was very scared that somebody might walk in on the two of you but he got more confident with time. now, he just does not care anymore and will fuck you almost everywhere. the room next to your parent’s? you know it. the bathroom in percy and annabeth’s apartment? absolutely.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
leo has a lot of stamina. he goes multiple rounds because he has a lot of energy and can last a long time. pleasuring you is his priority and so, he focuses on you for the first few rounds. he makes you come at least once before he even starts undressing himself. if it was up to him, he would make you come over and over again before paying attention to his own needs.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
even though he loves to invent new things and loves using tools, i don't think he’s very big on toys. he likes to keep it simple in the bedroom and he’s good with his hands and tongue. there’s no need for toys in his eyes. however, he would be willing to try if you would propose something.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
this boy loves to tease. he takes his time, whispering things in your ears, leaving a hickey on your neck and avoiding the places you need him most. even in public, his hand is gripping your thigh as he’s whispering in your ear how much he wants to take you back to the apartment and have his way with you. it’s a miracle your friends haven’t caught the two of you yet.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
leo is not necessarily loud, but he makes a lot of sounds. he sighs, he moans and whispers all night long and they are the most wonderful sounds you’ve heard. pull his hair, grind on him a little and he’s putty in your hands.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
hickeys are his biggest weakness. he loves receiving them, he loves giving them, but he especially loves it when you show them off. he knows it’s a little possessive, but he can’t help it. leo also has no shame showing the hickeys you gave him off.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
even though leo is a lanky kid who’s not very tall, i feel like he is thick. i would say he's the average length of about 6 inches but he’s thicker than average.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
very high. leo is always at least a little horny and down to fuck you or eat you out. all you have to do is wink at him or give him a kiss and he's ready. he could spend all day in bed with you if he wanted to (and he does).
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
leo likes to stay awake a little longer afterwards. he pulls you into his arms and the two of you end up cuddling and watching a movie while talking about how good you made each other feel. you’re usually the first one to fall asleep but if you don’t, get ready for another round.
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yo yo 😳 could i mayhaps request class 1a with a british transfer student that swears a lot? and it’s not posh southern british, it’s a hard northern accent (geordie more specifically) ty ty xx
Class 1-A w/ a Northern British Transfer Student who Swears a Lot
Class 1-A x British!Transfer Student!Reader (You) || BnHA
Genre: General/Crack-ish
Warning(s): Uh, none really... Allusions/Mentions of swearing??
a/n Hey hey, you absolutely can! I just hope you don’t mind that it’s headcanons and not a full scenario/one-shot ^^ Also, I’m really sorry if anything is portrayed wrong - I did some research for this request but I still might slip up once or twice... Anyway I hope you enjoy! Also also, I'm sorry for taking so long and if it's not the best! I really think I butchered this to some degree T~T
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Okay so for this headcanon there can be a bit of a variation on the class' reaction and such depending on whether you swear in English or in Japanese
If You Swear In English:
Let's be honest: no one even knew you swore at first. English and Japanese are two different languages after all. President Mic isn't exactly teaching swears in English class either...
Every time you switch to English for a cuss the whole class just kinda tilts their head and goes "huh?"
Or, y'know, some might ignore you altogether if you aren't talking to them
The class' only real indicator that what you're saying is crude is if the situation is a more violent one (like if you're in a fight or angry)
A select few might actually catch what you say though. Namely Bakugou, his squad, Yaoyorozu and maybe Todoroki.
Let’s face it, Momo and Todo probably know a fair amount of English (private lessons or smth) and Baku and his squad know because learning swears is the first thing everybody does when learning another language
Out of the above, let's just say some may cover their mouth in horror while others smirk.
For any progress on this language barrier to be made it'll take poor, innocent Midoriya Izuku - with all the courage he could muster - to ask what those words you say so often mean.
And the shocked look on almost everyone's faces was priceless. You couldn't help but laugh and wish you had a camera to commemorate the moment their ignorance was shattered.
"But... but you say (insert English swear) so often!?"
"...Yes?"
The class will shutter if anyone is on the receiving end of your swearing. Or if you cuss all of a sudden, seemingly unprompted. There's something about the mix of a hard accent and not knowing exactly what is being said that can be rather intimidating...
"wHAt aRe yOU sAyINg!!??" < the class 81.63% percent of the time
If You Swear in Japanese:
If you calmly say a swear the moment you walk through the door on the first day I want you to count how many people choked on air. Do it - I bet half the class did. You can also bet Iida is on your case in an instant...
"(Y/N) can you please watch your language it is very inappropriate and unbefitting of a hero in training!!"
The nonchalant-ness at which you spout swears is enough to make heads spin. The class probably saw you as a second Bakugou in the beginning before getting to know you.
More likely than you think there have been times where one of the other teens had to vouch for you, saying that despite your crude language you're actually not a bad person and that they should get to know you before leaping to conclusions.
General:
It takes little to no time for everyone to settle into this norm. What did you expect - they all have to listen to Bakugou already - what's one more ill language classmate going to do?
Speaking of the blond: he def has a soft spot for the sole reason that you have such a potty mouth. Like hell he'd say it out loud, nor will he acknowledge it whatsoever. He just likes the fact that there's another person that has a bit of a rougher side to 'em.
Regardless of what language you swear in your accent still shines through, so the class is going to ask where you're from (more on that in a moment)
No one lets something as trivial as vocabulary stop them from befriending the transfer student. At the end of the day they all know you're a kind soul at heart. You are training to be a hero after all.
Everyone grows so used to your swearing they've gotten to the point of just calming asking what happened without looking up pls let make sense...:
"*swears*"
"*continues to scroll through their phone* You ok?"
"Yeah, just dropped my pen..."
If anyone (*cough Monama cough*) was to say something unpleasant about how you speak (accent or amount of swearing) the class will defend you in a heartbeat - guaranteed
-- A couple of extra things not related to the swearing aspect of the request:
The class definitely asks about your home town and country. How different is it from Japan? What kinds of foods are there? Are there things you have there that aren't in Japan?
Like I've mentioned there's a chance that the others won't know what you say (whether that's because of your accent or English vocabulary) so they may ask you to repeat yourself a time or two. Don't take anything personally though! They mean no harm! Just be a little patient with them at the start and soon they'll be able to catch what you say just fine :)
Still, they're all really fascinated by the contrast between Geordie and Japanese accents and how you're able to pronounce words in Japanese really well while originally having such a strong accent
The more adventurous students might ask if you could teach them slang or sayings from your homeland should they ever hear you say any yourself and grow curious (I read that there are certain phrases and such that northlanders say)
The class would no doubt surprise you by 'talking Geordie' (?), using both what you teach them, what they pick up and what they learn through personal research.
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