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More Homelander thoughts
I literally just wrote this RIGHT as I got up this morning. (4 am kill me) this will probably not make sense.
As much as I would love to see Homelander come heh apart during sex, I think that him being introduced to the most simplest concept of skinship or experiencing intimate things that doesn't lead to hard core pound town would have the same devastating impact on him.
Like, ok bare with me and my sleep addled nonsense brain but I would like to just start off with just having him experience some cuddles. Maybe it's early in the relationship (firm believer he is demisexual like me!) and you guys are still getting to know each other and you notice how tired he is viscerally even if he is still plastering that smiley persona. So you offer your lap to rest his head and maybe watch a movie. He might be weary at first but when you start absentmindedly carding your fingers through his hair? Oh man. Everyone KNOWS how that man would melt. Madelyn knew what she was doing with this starved boy.
Next would be a little spicier and—more importantly—fun! I want that man to experience what I call "teenager moments" like pulling him into an empty room just to make out or sneak around maybe into restricted areas for more cuddles and kisses because you know he gets stressed and it's fun to see what you guys can get away with.
Now this is (personally for me) the most important part for him. As I mentioned above, I think skinship for this broken and insecure man would do wonders. The trust in you for him to even consider taking off the top of his suit let alone all of it at the same time would have to be deep.
I think the biggest thing he is sensitive about is his body image. I'd suggest little touches to his neck and maybe sliding your fingers a little under the sleeves of his suit to caress the skin of his wrists and (if you can) forearms bit by bit to get him used to having not only the feeling of other parts of him being touched but to know that you WANT to explore other parts of him. That you are not just there for self satisfaction and want to make HIM feel good. You want to feel his warm flesh under your hands —the beat of his heart, not the pads of the faux muscle that Vaught wants people to think he has.
This is that part where you would combine the intimacy of making out and cuddles with the extra step of removing an article of clothing. He would feel much better when you also remove your clothing. He hates feeling vulnerable.
With Vought shoving unrealistic media and propaganda down his throat since infancy, Homelander would immediately think naked = sex but you would have to convince him that you are not expecting sex. You have to show him that just feeling the skin of your partner against yours can be just as intimate.
You could be in his lap or vice versa and he would marvel in the sensation of having your chest pressed against his with no thickly padded barrier. Moaning into your mouth as you slid your hands down his shoulders and back.
This would be so cathartic for him. He was always expected to give and provide and act a certain way but with just the two of you sitting on the couch or bed, caressing each others skin. Finding small things like his ribs being sensitive or just enjoying the warmth and scent of your naked skin. He doesn't have to worry about fulling expectations. You love him.
Expect tears and sad little whimpers. This man needs a full blown naked cuddle session.
Sorry if this is just random ranting that makes no sense. I had to get this out or I would be consumed.
#i wrote this at 4 am and I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE I DIDNT POST IT#i just want back to bed because im fucking tired and its my day off#random robyn thoughts#homelander#the boys amazon#difference between lust and intimacy#i just wanna give him a massage and have him melt into a puddle ok?#homelander fanfiction#homelander headcanons#homelander x reader
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Wanna Be Yours
Pairing: Dadsbestfriend! Bucky (mid/late 40s) x reader (in early/mid twenties)
Summary: Y/N surprises bucky on a business trip and he promises to be hers.
Warnings: SMUTTY stuff (18+ only pleasee), unprotected sex, creampie, oral sex (m receiving), riding, teasing, significant age gap, reader takes charge, “Doll/sweets/baby/sweetheart”, some cute ass shit at the beginning and end tho
WC: about 3K im sorry I was really H*rny yesterday and I was unable to do anything about it as i was stuck in the car all damn day
Note: So I was really h*rny yesterday and this happened lol I’m sorry. Loosely based on the song wanna be yours-arctic monkeys. Also this will probably be the only smut I ever write bc I don’t wanna become an 18+ blog or make anyone uncomfortable (not that 18+ blogs are bad tho lemme set that straight, most of my fav blogs are)
PS thank you for the love on my first ever fic with Peter Parker x reader, it made me so happy that ppl didn’t think I suck lol ( and i guess i lied saying i would probably never write another one shot lol)
You do NOT have my permission to repost this anywhere, I will come for u if you plagiarize ok bye
It was no secret that Bucky liked to be in charge in the bedroom, and you had absolutely no problem with that. After all, he was older and more experienced; he knew how to make your body sing. But this week you were craving something a little different. Bucky had been away on a business trip all weekend and you really missed him, not just the sex (but I mean…) but just cuddling and talking to him about your day; you were feeling clingy. You decide to text bucky even though you knew he couldn’t answer right away because he was currently in a meeting.
Y/N: I mis youu :( when will you be back tomorrow?
You just wandered around your apartment for the next 20 minutes, casually checking your phone about every 30 seconds just in case bucky was able to sneak in a text. He finally replied after 30 minutes, right as his meeting was ending at 3.
Bucky: Hey doll, I miss you too <3
Bucky: unfortunately one of the investors this morning had to push their meeting to late tomorrow afternoon, so I’m not gonna be home until very late tomorrow night :(
Y/N: dammit :(
Y/N: well good luck at the pitch meeting tomorrow, I love and miss you <3
Bucky: don’t gimme that pout I know your making doll, ill see you tonight on facetime! :)
Y/N: haha u know me so well, and yes you’ll see me tonight ;) (but I still miss u)
Bucky: I know doll I hate it too, see you tonight. Love you <3
Y/n: love you too <3
You didn’t know if you could go until late Monday without seeing bucky. As you laid on the couch smiling sadly about missing your love, an idea popped into your head. He was only two and a half hours away, and he wouldn’t be back at his hotel for another 4 hours at least. Fuck it, you were gonna go drive to his hotel and surprise him. You couldn’t be away so long, you felt super clingy this weekend and you needed to be on top of with him.
You quickly ran around your apartment, packing an overnight bag and you saw the package that arrived earlier on your floor that you completely forgot about because you couldn’t stop thinking of Bucky. You remembered its contents e(a completely evil lingerie set) and threw it in the bag with a smirk on your face.
The drive to Bucky’s hotel felt like forever and you had to remind yourself to stop speeding because you were so excited. When you finally got to his hotel, you had to convince the manager to give you a key to his room, proving that you were the man’s girlfriend with several pictures on your phone which was slightly embarrassing because in almost every picture, at least one of you was half-naked. Worth it. You thought. When you arrived in his room you quickly went into the bathroom to change into a little black dress (with a surprise underneath). Then as you were sitting on his bed waiting for him, you realized it would still be a while before he would get back, so you decided to tidy up his things, packing his clothes and organizing his suitcase. Pleased with your work, you sat back down on the bed and looked at your phone for a while. You finally got pulled out of your Instagram daze when you heard Bucky’s voice in the hallway laughing at something a coworker said. You quickly threw your phone on the dresser, straightened up you dress, and sat at the edge of the bed with a huge smile on your face, giddy to surprise him.
As he turned the doorknob he was still looking behind him talking to the man. When he finally said goodbye and turned his head around, his eyebrows raised up and his jaw dropped, which was quickly replaced with a smile even larger than yours.
“What are you doing here?” he asked, running towards you and throwing his briefcase on the floor.
He picked you up in a tight hug and you squealed, legs immediately wrapping around his waist.
“I told you you’d see me tonight!” you said, still clung to him like a koala.
“W-what?” He replied, still in shock. Letting your legs fall back to the floor.
“I just missed you too much” you shrugged.
If any human could embody “heart eyes” it was Bucky at that moment- he’s such a softie for you. He pulled your face towards him and gave you one of the most loving kisses you’ve ever had in your life. You were expecting it to be passionate and rough, but it was soft, delicate and loving, and your heart melted into a puddle. After your lips parted, you gazed into each other’s eyes before being pulled up in another tight hug. You giggled and wrapped your legs around him again.
“I guess you missed me too huh?” you laughed.
“Oh doll, you have no idea.”
You wrapped your hands in his hair, massaging his neck and he moaned loudly.
“Mm, that feels nice.” He hummed.
“You tired baby?” you asked, he seemed like he needed some TLC (and you were ready to give it to him).
“I am so exhausted.” He replied, making you frown behind his back.
You slowly slid down his body, back onto your feet again, and kept massaging his head. He looked at you lovingly before looking around his hotel room, his eyebrows pulled in confusion.
“Did you clean up in here?”
“Yep, while I was waiting for ya,” you replied, smiling.
His whole face softened.
“Oh, I really don’t deserve you doll.” Making you smile and shake your head.
“Oh yes you do.” You replied making him smile and his heart flutter in his chest.
He pulled you in for another kiss, this one with more fire and longing in it than the last one. His large hands grabbed you ass to pull you closer to him and you moaned into the kiss. You pressed your body against him even tighter and ran your hands through his hair making him moan. You could feel his pants tent start to grow against you and you smirked and moved you lips down to the side of his neck making him groan.
You pull back and look at him, hard and eyes half lidded, it turns you on so much you feel your panties dampening.
“Hey Buck?” you whisper, lips mere inches apart.
“Hmm?” he hums in response.
“I have another surprise for you.” You whisper into his ear before pulling back to look at his face.
“What’s that, doll?” he whispers.
You smirk and step away from him, noticing the confusion on his face before you pull your dress over your head and throw it onto the floor.
Bucky’s jaw drops, making you bite your lip and smirk even more. This was gonna be fun.
“Oh, fuck me,” He groans.
“Oh, I fully intend on it, Buck” you smirk.
He just groans and starts walking towards you.
“Buck?”
“Yeah sweets?”
“Wanna be mine tonight?”
“Fuck, I’ll be yours forever doll.” He says, making you whimper. You pull him against you by his tie, pressing your bodies together.
Your lips crash and tongues swirl together fighting for dominance. Hands moving up and down each other’s bodies like animals. Bucky squeezing your ass so tight you know there’s gonna be marks.
You both pull back enough so you can shimmy off Bucky’s tie and throw it over his head before unbuttoning his shirt and peeling it off him. You then sink to your knees and undo his belt quickly before slowly unzipping his pants, kissing the outside of his member though his pants making him exhale a breath sharply.
“Fuck” he breathes out.
You don’t want to tease him too much (yet) so after another kiss, you shove his pants off and lay down on the bed, his body caging you under him.
The passionate makeout session resumes with Bucky still hard in his boxers pressing against your clothed core. You suddenly remember what you wanted and pull back from the kiss.
“Wait, no” you whisper.
Bucky pulls back, confused and nervous he did something to hurt you.
“What’s wrong?” he whispers.
You take advantage of his confusion and roll him over so you were straddling him with a smirk on your face.
Bucky moans at your actions, core pressing tight against him.
“You said you’d be mine.” You breathe over his lips. Moaning as being in charge is giving you a whole rush of feelings and confidence.
You kiss him, and he lets you dominate the kiss this time, biting his lips and grinding on him. He bucks his hips onto your and you pull back.
“Don’t worry baby, I’ll take care of you, I’ll make you feel so good.”
Bucky moans at your words as you start to kiss all the way down his body, leaving little hickies down his chest. When you get towards his boxers he thinks your gonna kiss his member or pull down his boxers, but instead you go back up his chest, licking a stripe from his belly button all the way to one of his nipples, up his neck, to his lips.
Bucky moans, loud. You give him one more kiss before deciding to stop teasing him (kinda). You quickly kiss down his chest again and then plant a few kisses on his aching cock through his boxers. He bucks his hips and is whimpering under you. Fuck, that turns you on. Your big strong boyfriend who could probably crush you with one arm, whimpering and practically begging under you. Your panties are fucking soaked and you don’t think you can deny your own pleasure too much longer. You pull down his boxers and his cock is throbbing and dripping precum.
“Shit” you moan at the sight.
You lick the precum off him and he gives a high pitched moan that goes straight to your core.
“Baby please, I- I can’t.”
“Don’t worry baby I got you.” You reply as you take his full member into your mouth, sucking lightly.
Bucky moans and bucks his hips into your mouth. You push them back down and suck a few more times before getting off of him. He looks worried for a second before you slide your panties off and straddle his cock.
“Still wanna be mine?”
“Always” he replies.
You sink down onto him, jaw dropping and eyes closing at the feeling. You don’t think you’ll ever get used to him no matter how many times he’s been inside you. You both moan as his whole cock is finally buried inside you.
“Fuck Bucky, you feel so fucking good in me.” You moan, starting to rock your hips.
“God, I’m so fucking wet for you.”
Bucky continues to give low moans as you start to ride him.
“Fuck baby, I love you like this.” He says, making you start to ride him harder, moaning at his words.
His hands come grab your hips to help you ride him faster, harder.
“Baby- shit I’m close already.” He pleads.
“All for me? Shit baby aren’t I the lucky one?” You moan.
Bucky’s grip on your hips tighten and he starts to fuck up into you. He was about to blow.
You moan loudly at the feeling. “Cum in me baby please I need it.”
After a particularly hard thrust into your wet pussy you feel him spilling inside you. He lets out one of those vulgar high pitched moans and grunts that make your brain short circuit and your eyes roll back while your pussy clenches around him. You feel yourself getting close, but you want to give him another orgasm, so you sink down on him fully and slowly ride him, hearing him whimpering and moaning. You feel him get hard in you again (thank you supersoldier serum) and you rock back and forth on him. You reach down to rub your clit, but Bucky sees it and swats your hand away, replacing it with his metal one.
“Oh fuck” you moan at the cool sensation.
You start to bounce up and down on him again, the knot in your abdomen building and heating up. You feel yourself close to being undone as you ride him and his other hand runs up your body and squeezes your nipple through your thin lace bra. You moan and feel yourself clench around him, making him moan.
“Fuck- I’m gonna c-“ you get interrupted by the white hot explosion of your orgasm. Your eyes roll back, jaw hangs open and toes curl as you feel that release knock throughout your whole body, making you shake. You let out those high pitched moans and whines that only Bucky makes you feel.
Feeling you clench around him and watching your completely fucked out face, you feel Bucky’s thick cock twitch inside of you, and you moan as you feel him release in you again. Fuck that makes you feel good. So good you can’t think or move and you start to collapse on top of Bucky, but he slightly catches you and lays you down on his chest, both breathing heavy, with his cock still inside you, cum dripping all down your legs and onto Bucky.
You can’t speak, can’t think, the pleasure totally ruining you. After what feels like forever, you feel your breathing start to return to normal, as does Bucky’s, and you feel his hand rubbing up and down your back, grounding you back to earth from wherever on cloud nine you were.
You hum as you feel yourself finally calm down.
“Holy fuck, doll” you feel him lowly whine in your ear. You can only moan lowly in response.
“Baby that was fucking amazing.”
“Mmhmm.” You hum.
“…but I think I’m gonna lose my mind if you keep clenching around me.” He chuckles.
“oh shit, sorry,” you mumble out. You try to push up off of him but the farthest you got was placing your hands on his shoulders before your body gave up on you.
“Oh my God, I can’t move” you whisper. You’re so fucked out, your body won’t respond to your brain anymore.
Bucky moans at your words and slowly rolls both of you so youre on your side facing him. He reaches down and pulls his soft cock out of your pussy, moaning when he sees a burst of cum leaking from you.
You moan at the feeling of him exiting your body. You look him in the eyes and give him a lazy smile. His eyes sparkle back at you and his hand comes up to rub your cheek.
“Mm” you hum at the feeling.
“That was fucking incredible” he says, making you smile wider.
“I’m not disagreeing” you quip.
He chuckles lightly before saying “you gotta do this more often.”
“What, surprise you on business trips?” you question.
“No” he rolls his eyes and smiles, “Well yes actually, but I was talking about you absolutely taking charge tonight.”
“Oh yeah?” you smirk.
“Fuck yeah doll, I don’t think I’ve ever cum as hard. You looked so damn sexy in charge.”
You look away from his eyes, shying at his words, but also they were giving you the confidence to look right back into his eyes and say “I agree” with a smirk.
“I love hearing those high pitched moans you make, It turns me on so much” you admit.
“You know, only you can get those noises out of me, doll” he chides. You blush and smile at him.
He chuckles and you bring his face towards yours and kiss him deeply, tongues meeting together. You both hum into the kiss as his hand rubs down the side of your body.
When you break the kiss, both of you needing a breath, he pulls your body towards him, resting your head on his chest. You hum in peace as he rubs your back.
“I love you so much Y/N” he says and you feel your heart absolutely burst in your chest.
“I love you so much too Buck,” you reply, lifting your head to peck him on the lips before placing your head back on his chest.
You lay in silence for a minute before your mind begins to wander again.
“Did you mean it?” you ask.
“Mean what, doll?”
“That you’ll be mine forever?” you ask. “I mean not just in the sexy way but that you’ll be with me forever?” you ramble out.
“God yes sweetheart, you’re the one for me.” He responds and you didn’t think your heart could explode anymore, but it just did.
You squeeze his shoulder with your hand before coming up to kiss him passionately again, almost crying at all of the love going though you.
“I promise I’m all yours forever too, Buck” you smile at him.
“Good,” he smiles back, and you rest back on his chest, eyes getting droopy.
“Night-night sweetheart.” You feel yourself smile in your sleep.
“Goodnight my love.” You reply, further cuddling into his chest. Bucky feels his heart combust in his chest. God, wasn’t he lucky to have you. He didn’t know what he did to deserve you, but he knew that he was going to assure you that you deserve the world every day for the rest of his life. He kissed the top of your head before falling into a deep sleep, content with his favorite person tight in his arms.
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Nervous
@soufcakmistress didn’t realize when she posted this that it would inspire me to write. Thanks boo. Here’s what happens when you so thick it makes Erik nervous...but not really cuz he doesn’t get nervous.
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“I ain’t shy, you just so thick I’m a little nervous.”
“Really?”
He laughed at her shock at his statement. The look she gave him as she stared up at him in awe was cute as shit.
“Don’t worry, when I’m fucking you, all that nervous shit gon be out the window.”
“Excuse me?”
The trap music was loud, but not that loud.
“You heard me Thickums.” He leaned in close, his beard tickling the side of her neck when he spoke.
Y/N squeezed her legs together involuntarily, the weight of her thighs pressing against the sides of her clit, causing a soft moan to slip from her lips. He definitely heard it and now she was nervous.
Again.
As fate would have it, she’d seen Erik on Instagram before on multiple occasions. He gained notoriety after one the mother of one of his students posted him on IG with the caption, “My son’s teacher bout to have my ass bringing him an apple everyday!”
Another user found Erik’s profile, and BOOM, 40K followers overnight. It was no wonder though. Y/N had seen the photos of him in the school’s navy blue polo, muscles protruding from his sleeves.
But seeing him in person was almost too much. Your heart and other bits went thumpity-thump-thump when you spotted him at the house party two hours ago. You weren’t surprised to see the swarm of women around him or the fact that he was enjoying the attention.
“I feel like I’ve seen you somewhere before...were you at the brunch on 14th a couple weeks ago?”
“No. I don’t go to brunch often.”
“Too many niggas like me hassling you, huh?”
You bit back a smile as he glazed over your frame again. Yea, niggas hassled you, but they certainly didn’t look like him.
“You’re not hassling me.”
“Aight good. But for real tho, like damn… you just so—“
A woman plopped down next to you with a cup full of alcohol. She was drunk and desperate for the attention of the man sitting to your right. She leaned into you hard, so you leaned into Erik. The pads of your fingers to gripped his thigh for leverage. You couldn’t have anticipated brushing up against the tip of his firm, warm dick. Time stopped and you momentarily forgot about the freshly spilled tequila on your white t-shirt dress. Erik’s mouth hung slightly ajar, clearly turned on by your accidental groping. You didn’t read it that way though.
“I’m so sorry!”
You flew up from the couch and ran to the first door you could find. As you raced through the party, you’d decided as soon as your dress was dry, you’d head for the front door and straight to your car. The music was so loud and you were so frazzled that you couldn’t hear Erik behind you trying to tell you to slow down. You nearly slammed the door in his face when you found a random bedroom just behind the DJ booth.
“You move fast girl.” You jumped in surprise at the sound of his velvety voice.
He was stuck when you finally turned around, revealing the mess the woman on the couch made on you. The cotton fabric of your dress was saturated with tequila, giving Erik a vivid display of your mesh bra underneath. He could just barely see the outline of your deep brown areolas. You watched his eyes dilate as he zeroed in on your pebbled nipples. You felt vulnerable and exposed and turned on as he stood before you, speechless.
“Erik?”
“Yea, baby?” He slowly lifted his head to meet your eyes.
“Baby?” You giggled.
“Yea. You baby now…And, I don’t know your name. You dipped out before I could ask.”
“It’s Y/N.”
“Y/N, Y/N,” he repeated it like he was trying to etch it in his brain. “Why you run away?”
“I tend to do that when things get awkward. I’m sorry.”
“Shit ain’t get awkward until you took off.” He walked a few paces to lessen the space between you. “Don’t run away from me again. OK?”
His large hand gripped the side of your neck, his thumb caressing your jaw. He had to be the type of nigga that sprayed his colonge on his inner wrist. The sweet-spicy musk tempted you to turn your head and kiss the palm of his hand.
“Umhm,” you nodded.
“Umhm, what?”
“I won’t run away from you again.”
“Good girl. Now, what were you going to say?”
He took a seat on the bed, keeping an eye on you like you’d still bolt at any second.
“Did I really make you nervous?”
He smiled so wide that the gold caps of his canines gleamed against the light in the room.
“Yea. I meant that shit. You perfect.” He reached out and pulled you in between his legs. “These thighs are what I noticed about you first.”
His hands slowly glazed over the back of your knees and upwards until he reached your thighs. He gripped them suddenly, making you gasp. His deep eyes grew dark with desire as he gazed up at you. The intensity in them made you want to look at anything but him.
“Hey…Y/N.”
“Hmm?”
“Look at me.”
Your eyes darted to his lips. They were so full and kissable.
“C’mere.”
You were already standing in between his legs staring down at the growing knot in his jeans.
“Sit down.”
You took a half step back to sit next to him on the bed, but his hand grabbing your ass signaled that wasn’t he meant by sit down. You carefully lifted your dress a bit and straddled his lap. It felt like you melted into his bulky frame. He gripped you so tight, it felt familiar. Safe.
“Imma be real witchu, Y/N.” Erik’s head was nestled in between your breasts, listening to your sporadic heartbeat. “I know where I know you from.”
You could barely hear him. His warm hands exploring your body clouded your senses. All you could do was feel.
“I asked Teddy to invite you tonight.”
You were surprised, but you were so relaxed that you didn’t react in the way you normally would.
“I DM’ed you like two years ago, but you never responded.”
All you could do was chuckle. You would have remembered him DMing you and you absolutely would have responded.
“You don’t believe me? Look—“
He tried to pull away from you to grab his phone from his pocket but, nah. You tightened your thighs around him, cementing yourself further in his lap. The heat of your pussy stilled him from moving further.
“So you already knew my name?” Your fingertips massaged his scalp. All he could do was hum in the affirmative. He allowed your hands to explore him as much as they wanted. Shoulders, arms, lips…
“Kiss me.” There was a hint of desperation in his voice that made you weak. The faint moan that slipped from him when your tongue entered his mouth made you weaker. The involuntary grind of your hips against his dick drove you crazy. You couldn’t get enough of the feeling of him pressing into you.
He leaned back with you still gyrating on him. Erik wanted to see more of you. You didn’t realize he slipped your dress over your head until you felt the pads of his fingers swiping back and forth across your nipples. You were so needy to cum now.
He drank you in, intoxicated by the look of you get getting off on his clothed dick.
“Erik,” you whispered. “Imma cum.”
Just the thought of his face between your legs, lapping up your pussy juices had you nutting all on his lap.
“Oh shit, oh shit….Fuuuuuuhhhhk.”
You whimpered into his mouth as you finished and he kissed you hungrily, suckling your lips.
“You feeling good as hell right now, huh?”
“Yes, nigga. What you think?” You laughed, looking down at the sticky puddle in Erik’s lap.
“I made a mess on you. I’m sorry—“
“I like that shit, Y/N. It lets me know how bad you want me…it’s good to know, especially since you was ignoring my DMs and shit.”
“Whatever. I know I would have talked to you if you DMed me.”
“You was with dude then.”
He was referring to your ex, Mark.
“I could tell you were a good girl so I figured you might not respond but it was worth a shot.”
“Would a good girl do what I just did with you?”
“Yea. Maybe with her man.”
You kissed him and smiled.
“Good thing I did it with you then. Wouldn’t want to ruin your opinion of me.”
Erik reached over and grabbed the dress from the other side of the bed and put it back on you.
“I love you so much, Y/N.”
“I love you too, Erik.”
“You ready to go home? I wanna be comfortable while I’m eating ya pussy. All this noise is too much.”
He held you close to him as you made your way back out into the crowd. You could faintly hear Teddy, Erik’s best friend yell, “Happy anniversary!” as you exited the party.
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Oh-- I really really -really- liked your wolf hybrid Bakugou and-- if you don't mind, can you do one on Kirishima? Just the general headcanons, if this is too bothersome then you can ignore this once again- thank you
Just general headcanons you say? Okay, I had this written 2k words in before I got this ask and now it's at... ehem, let me take a deep breath for this;
Word count: 3.5k 💀 [of HCs 💀💀💀]
Why do I keep doing this to myself aksdjkd I love Kiri so much, my god! Thanks for the ask!! 💗
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Hybrid!AU Kirishima Eijirou HCs
× i mentioned him as a dog hybrid and we're sticking with it because it just feels right, yano? anyway!
× you found out about how the new hybrid shelter in your city helped bust a fighting ring
× which was horrifying to think about
× one of your friends explained the process to you and you were definitely interested in helping someone out
× shelters were still underfunded and didn't provide much to help the hybrids adapt to society
× so you found yourself in front of the shelter without a plan
× just a dream and a spare couch that could thankfully convert into a bed
× before you could chicken out you stormed through the doors like a mad person, catching the attention of the guards and the front desk man
× it surprised you how disinterested they were though; were they seriously the people that dismantled a whole illegal fighting ring?
× they called a sweet old lady to accompany you
× when you explained your situation her eyes sparkled, looking you up and down and nodding her head
× she took you through some hallways, showing you around the precinct, questioning you about what type of hybrid you'd want
× to which you honestly didn't know how to respond, like anyone you could help????
× it kinda pissed you off how she spoke about the hybrids like they were pets, suggesting you'd get a kitty or a bunny, since [her words] they were low maintenance
× is this really a good shelter?
× you looked around, finding prison like cells left and right, some with people that looked at you curiously, some covering from your glance
× they were locked in...
× some growling could be heard far away but the woman shook her head at you, disapproving gaze turned to the side as she took you further into the building
× another room, this time cells were bigger, a few occupied, yet covered from you, indiferent and uninterested
× a man was sitting on the edge of the bed, hands in his hair
× "Kirishima, boy, get up to greet someone"
× his red eyes snapped up, whatever he was thinking about slowly forgotten
× he blinked curiously as you hugged your frame, feeling uncomfortable, even ashamed to be there
× but a sweet smile took over his features
× "Hey! I'm Kirishima Eijirou!"
× it's really all it took for you to grow fond of him; he got up and came closer to the entrance of the cell and introduced himself in such easy-going manner you forgot about everything and anything
× he calmed you with his presence, even if it was very disheveled, with old ripped clothes and hair messy, painted red with obvious dark roots showing
× he had a black fluffy tail waving slowly behind him too
× you introduce yourself with his encouragement and mumbled how you wanted to help someone out today
× he just smiled at you, taking you in
× let me tell you something about dog hybrids: they can sense emotions and intentions so Kiri would be a very good judge of character and he really, genuinely took a liking on you
× the problem is how the fuck do you say out loud that you wanted to help him out
× because you sure as hell weren't going to say you'd adopt him; he's not a child? we're talking about a grown ass man here? literally looked like 6'4ft/1.95m?????
× it was so shameful, your gut turned as you cursed society and he sensed it, expression changing, falling a little as he saw you look very out of place
× "Hey, hey, everything's gonna be fine!" he said
× he told YOU that
× instead of YOU telling HIM those words;;; you almost burst into ugly crying, forgetting about everything else, your minuscule problems or shame or whatever and just nodded at him
× "Would you like to come home with me, Kirishima?" you said, ignoring the happy clapping the old lady was doing, watching carefully how his expression, clear as water, switched from easy-going and reassuring to shocked then hopeful
× "I'd like that" he breathed out "—a lot."
× as you went out the lady was telling him it was a shame they separated his group of friends, something about being sent to different shelters, how he had to be a good boy, to behave, yada-yada and seriously;;; he was taking it so lightheartedly, as if he was so used to this behavior or even was thankful for it?
× it was starting to get annoying, specially when they gave you a collar for him, like no fucking thanks, but you'd take care of it later
× since it was very random and unplanned, you were making mental gymnastics to figure out what to get and what to do first, like clothes, food—
× journey home was pleasant as he walked close to you, asking you questions about yourself with a gentle smile on his features
× meanwhile people got out of both your ways because he was intimidating and big and large but his smile screamed sunshine
× all while he never really mentioned anything about himself
× you made a point to ask him if he was hungry, to grab a quick bite at any restaurant you could get at then go buy some clothes and necessities
× you were so casual and this guy was so shocked
× i swear, looks at you blinking stupidly then ✨beams✨
× spoiler alert; big boy was hungry
× it didn't matter honestly, just seeing him eat without a worry [even if everyone at the restaurant was wary of him but got a stink eye from you] was a relief
× since you answered his questions about you, you decided to ask some about him; you were going to be roomies soon so might as well get to know each other
× shocked again
× stops mid-bite when you ask him something and stares wide-eyed
× doesn't answer but you can see he wants to and you're confused??
× "did I—... did I say something wrong?" you'd press, scared you'd spook him away or something
× he just gulps down and looks ashamed
× casually tells you they've been told at the shelter owners don't care about them
× 🙃 say what now bby?
× he kinda starts apologizing because he understands why you wouldn't wanna know and you put your hand on his; kinda mutes him for a second
× "Kirishima, we're gonna live together and hopefully be friends in the process, right? I'd like to know about you, as much as you're willing to tell me"
× [ falls in love right then and there ]
× he's met humans before, many actually—
× even in the short weeks he's been at the shelter he's seen people come and go and none talked to him like you did
× stares with stars in his eyes and chuckles awkwardly, blush on his face
× "You're really nice, [Y/N]" he said before eagerly answering your questions; course, it leaves you confused lmfao but you brush past it
× okay! shopping next, long story short it was very hard to find hybrid clothes for his size so you pick to change human clothes and adjust them for him
× as you again mention this stuff casually he's just awestruck
× when you got home, bags in hand, you were explaining to him how you really didn't have much; you were working to get a promotion soon but for now you had a couch that could open up into a very comfy bed, which he assured you it was enough
× you were lowkey unsure if he fit it because like i mentioned, big boi is big
× he does! so that's a relief but you started considering giving him your bed; you mostly fell asleep on the couch anyway and to be fair, it was really comfortable and you mention it as he looks around
× his head snaps at you, wide eyed, yet does not talk
× so you ramble bc that's something fun to do! "I mean I went to the shelter without a plan and uh, I want you to feel as comfortable as possible and maybe the bed is a better fit and—"
× Kirishima Eijirou sees: 💕💞💕💞💕💞💕
× has never been treated like this, like he's an... equal... something he'll take months to share with you, but we're getting ahead of ourselves
× the thing is this boy will fall pretty hard pretty fast, but will definitely take time to make a move
× bc he is respectful
× so he thanks you for the offer and tells you it's probably the best place he slept in all his life
× can your heart stop breaking for him? i mean it's a good couch but it's no luxury hotel bed???
× [ we need to pause, OP made herself sad ]
× ok, so he's really helpful around the house, and he knows how to cook!
× takes no time to talk about his friends, special his best friend that cooked for everyone at the fighting ring and forced them all to help and that's how he was pretty decent at cooking himself
× wasn't the best though, but followed instructions like a boss
× he lives for your compliments
× literally his tail wiggles with no shame
× seriously;; tell him he did a good job even at the dumbest thing and—
× puffs chest
× wiggle-wiggle
× "Thanks!"
× 🥺💕💞 make him stop, he's so cute
× did i mention he has like floppy black ears? Omg his earsssssssssshnnngggggggggg
× because they move whenever he walks and they're mesmerizing
× and one day that you're observing them for science [not because your heart was like 💘pom-pom💘] you noticed his roots
× remember when your heart broke for him? hah, have some more because as you asked him, he started telling you that he was pushed into dying his hair red for the spectacle, diversity and what-not
× reassured you he grew to love it now, being part of who he is
× also gets a little bit shy when adding he wouldn't want to change the color in hopes of finding his friends someday and for him to be easily recognizable
× you bought him hair dye that same day
× WHICH! apart from gaining extra 🥺💕💞 from him, it created a nice routine between you two!!
× you offered to dye his hair and it was such a great time; he made you laugh, conversation going just as easy whenever you talked, you got to know each other a little bit more and—
× heh
× at the end, after applying all the red hair dye, you massaged his scalp gently
× guess who melts in your hands? yes, giant ass dog-man melts into a puddle under your hands and it's the cutest fucking thing you've ever seen
× I'm serious, he sighs and leans into your gloved hands with zero [0] shame, eyes closed and peaceful expression on his features apart from a small smile
× you tease him and he laughs it off, but promise him you'd give him head scratches when he was finished with the dye, washed off and hair dry
× and you better deliver
× "Don't think I forgot!" he'd say as he'd hop on his make-shift bed in the living room by your side, tail moving from side to side
× as you start playing with his locks, he falls into your lap and starts snoring
× move an inch and he opens his eyes to look at you confused
× puppy eyes questioning you if you're leaving 🥺
× yep, you fall asleep together
× you point out to yourself that those puppy eyes will be the death of you
× he's a touchy guy, okay? since he's been touchy with you from the very start you never questioned it, even read on the internet that many hybrids descended from house pets need physical affection, like hugs, pats, scratches, all the bag, so it wasn't a big deal for you
× except it was a big deal because he's been around for a month and you're already catching feelings and that's bad because you did not bring him there to fall for him but to help him start a new life and—
× oh my god, what if he thought you were one of those people from the horror stories about hybrid adoption that only wanted them for one thing—
× no, no, no, nO, NO.
× anxiety was getting to you as the guilt of catching feelings for him, plus the fact that he was financially dependant on you for the time which would've made it even worse if he found out, PLUS he comes from such a rough life, he definitely needs a break and doesn't need his first human friend in forever to be a piece of;;;
× Kiri catches on this really constant and increasing feeling of anxiety; he starts to send you worried glances but doesn't know how to proceed
× in such a soft voice he asks if you're okay, if something is on your mind
× and since you weren't sharing anything but acted as if everything was alright even when he felt you lied, Kiri started to get worried too
× why were you anxious? why weren't you talking to him about it?
× oh, god, was he a burden? because he felt like one;;; did you want him out? he felt like an extra weight for you and wanted to do something about it but maybe you got sick of him? he felt unmanly...
× the fact that he knew he cared about you as more than just a friend made him even more anxious and it didn't help that whenever he touched you he heard your breath hitch or your heart beating louder; he got his hopes up then down because
× you smelled like people; people he didn't know, people he wanted to know because he needed to know why did you smell like them? were they a treat? were they potential partners? he really did not want to ask bc Kirishima felt like it wasn't his place to know
× as tension grew in the house you decided to gift him a new phone, ready to give him some news that reached your ears
× it seems Kiri himself liked to do sports and mainly jog to keep himself active and he's started to pass by the local dog-park to play with the dogs
× imagine your surprise when a few neighbors asked you if he'd be willing to train their dogs bc he's been teaching them stuff like once a week and the dogs listened
× big time dog whisperer; he says "Sit" to one dog and all dogs in the neighborhood sit too, you get me?
× so you said it would be nice for him to have his own money; not like you didn't help him without care, but you saw his face every time you bought something for him and really felt like he needed some real independence
× he's in ✨awe✨ because you came up with clients already that were very eager for dog training sessions, which he loved??? and suggested hours, wages??????
× and you gave him this new phone to help him with it if he's interested too?
× "Well, the normal price on the internet around the area is—"
× "[Y/N]."
× "Hmm?"
× "You're really amazing, you know that, right?" he'd have his lips curled into a sweet smile
× which makes your heart go crazy and this man notices how you get flustered
× loves it
× get ready for compliments; a lot of compliments just expecting your sweet flustered reactions
× he's slow at realizing your feelings for him because he beats himself down and seems himself as less of a man but tests the waters nonetheless and a d o r e s every time you struggle to thank him for said compliments and don't know how to continue functioning
× catches on and gets his hopes up
× and so you do
× listen, this is hilarious because you're both dumb idiots and want to be respectful towards the other meanwhile he hugs you tighter and for a little bit too long, loving how you melt into him, kisses you on the cheek and sees you get all flustered, looks at you like you're the only one to ever matter until you stop talking, turning everything into a giant mess of silence until you both grin at each other???? I'm getting second-hand embarrassment, just kiss???????
× and it happened with an accidental kiss
× you greeted him as he walked through the door, excited to tell him about your promotion, rambling about the take-out you ordered while he smiled at you
× and it started to be usual for you to greet him with a kiss on the cheek, right? just what normal roomies do, you know [mhmm~]
× he's taking his shoes off and knows the kiss is coming, but just before you press it on his cheek you whisper/squeal "I got the promotion!" to which he turns his head in surprise at you making your lips press together by accident [mhhhmmmmm~~~]
× cue both of you apologizing, looking like a mess
× he's blushing
× you both loved it
× why are you standing so close to each other?
× why did he lick his lips in daze while staring at yours?
× which one of you was leaning in for another kiss?
× it didn't really matter because he's kissing you slowly, taking you into his arms like you were made of porcelain
× glues his body to yours and breathes you in, lips locked, neither believing it was real
× lifts you up in his arms with no difficulty and smiles, both inches separated from another; "Congratulations..." his breath would fan over your face;;;;
× yeah, okay, he takes no time to confess, resulting in a mess of manly words skdjekldj you guys talked that whole night while cuddling and stealing kisses, you on his lap
× [ his nose brushing your neck; he loves your scent omg ]
× it becomes official pretty much instantly and then all your worries wash away
× all the anxiety, all the stress and overthinking, they've all been sorted out in one night and trust me, afterwards this man is pure honesty and loyalty
× he won't hesitate to talk to you about anything and will be such a patient sweetheart with you, listening to every word you say without judgment
× loves cheesy stuff? as in the most cliché stuff seen in movies? that's his shit right there; whenever you two see each other after some time apart [sometimes 5 minutes apart] he'd pick you in his arms and spin you around, then expect you to kiss him
× if you don't, i will skfjdkfk step aside 👀
× skin contact; please, touch him
× if you're not he sends you those famous puppy eyes and we all know they're killer
× sighs, happy to hold you tight against him, engulfing you into his big frame; yeah, you're where you belong, in his arms.
× everyone in the neighborhood loves him; it's ridiculous, seriously, because you find out he helped around all the time when you were at work and gained everyone's love
× makes an instagram account to teach people how to train their dog and becomes an internet sensation, a small celebrity
× also bc he's hot and sometimes posts working out pics
× skdksjs imagine this: makes dinner for both of you, lits up some candles, goes all in, then fucking posts it on ig saying "waiting for my baby to come home #surprise" forgetting you can see it lmfao
× you see the story on your way home and 🥺💞 "ye i love his oblivious ass"
× soft gasps when you tell him after dinner
× has the audacity to be surprised, like babe????
× Kaminari finds him through social media and this baby cries in relief for a good half an hour
× both team up to find all the gang
× guess who talks praises about you all the time? mhm, this guy right here is proud to have you
× and Denki has to deal with it;
× anywho! want to break him for good? tell him you love him for the first time
× GETS. SO. EXCITED. AND. EMOTIONAL.
× but forgets how to speak
× finds his words to say it back after staring at you entranced, grinning like an idiot, taking you in his arms and giving you a bone crushing hug while shaking in place
× he's never felt this loved and adores every second of it
× you're like a drug and he's deep gone, man
× tells you he loves you every single day
#kirishima eijirou x reader#kirishima x reader#boku no hero academia#bnha#mha#noire writes#hybrid!au#hybrid!kirishima#kirishima headcanons#does anyone remember kirishima saying pompom? cuz it's been on my mind for hours and i love it
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I'm vv proud of myself for getting 2 fics finished in one day 😌😌
⚠️Warnings⚠️: sub!jisung, gn!dom!reader, rimming, fingering (m recieving), if you squint there is a lil bit of degradation (like once), pet names (baby, sweetheart, puppy (does puppy count as a pet name??)), but overall I'm just v soft for this man 😔
A Midnight Snack
You groaned as you slowly opened your eyes trying to determine what had woken you up in the pitch black darkness. An angry huff left your lips as you couldn't find anything. Assuming there wasn't a serial killer in your house (and if there was then your fate was sealed) you closed your eyes and flopped back down, turning over to throw your arm over your boyfriend and go back to sle-
Your eyes shot open. Your arm, which would have been laying on Jisung, was laying in a cold, empty space. Suddenly that serial killer you had imagined didn't seem like such a joke anymore. Pulling the covers off your legs, you got up to step in the hall. The soft padding of your feet stopped when you heard a small crash, one you could have easily ignored if you weren't already awake. The light in the kitchen was on, only encouraging the thought that someone had broken into your house. Your worries subsided when you heard the frantic murmuring of your boyfriend.
"No no no no!" You heard him whisper shout again as you turned the corner, watching as he caught a container from the fridge before it hit the ground. He let out a little sigh of relief before setting it on the counter and turning around to reach for a plate. A small scream broke the quiet when his eyes landed on you, hand clutching his chest while he tried to calm down. "Don't sneak up on me like that." He whined, pouting as he set his chosen plate on the counter. You giggled as you walked over to him, hugging him from behind with your arms on his hips.
"I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean to scare you." You muttered, pressing a quick kiss to his cheek before resting your chin on his shoulder. "What're you doing up so late?" You felt his face heat up next to yours.
"O-oh, I uh- I had a dream and I didn't wanna disturb you so I just came out here for a snack, hoping to take my mind off it." You furrowed your eyebrows, turning him away from the counter so he'd be face to face with you. His cheeks were flaming hot in your hands as held him so his eyes locked with yours.
"Baby, did you have another nightmare? I told you to wake me up whenever that happens, I just wanna know you're alright sweetheart. I can't stand the thought of you in a negative headspace and I'm not able to help you. I don't care what time it is, if you ever feel like you're in danger you can talk to me, ok?" His face turned an even darker shade of red at your words.
"T-that's really sweet, and if I did have a nightmare I would always wake you up so don't worry about that- but I didn't have a bad dream. The opposite really." You furrowed your eyebrows. You were beyond relieved that he didn't have a nightmare but you couldn't understand what kind of dream would have affected him to the point he woke up. He continued to shuffle in his place, nervously glancing everywhere but where you were as his face flushed red. It all suddenly clicked in your head, making a smirk settle on your face. He let out a little 'eep' sound when you pressed his back to the counter behind him and pinning him in place with your arms, leaving no room for escape.
"Well, I'm wide awake now. Is there something you need puppy?" His breathing picked up as he looked between your eyes and your lips, waiting for you to do something. After a few minutes of both of you standing in silence he whined, arching his body into you.
"Please touch me. I-I need you." You chuckled at his embarrassed whining, moving your head to leave a trail of kisses down his neck. His grip on your shirt tightened when you bit down on a particular spot, making a shaky moan leave his lips.
"Why don't you tell me about the dream you had, help me make it a reality baby." You groaned against his skin as you continued leaving love bites on the exposed area. He quietly panted, small whimpers leaving him as his face turned a darker shade of red.
"It's embarrassing." He whined.
"I can't give you what you want unless you tell me sweetheart. Tell me what got you so riled up." He bit his lip, muffling a moan as he gripped your shoulders.
"Y-you were eating me out." He muttered, head thrown back as you started marking up the other side of his neck. "And y-you wouldn't let me t-touch myself cause you knew I was such a slut I c-could cum without a hand on my f-filthy little cock." You groaned against his neck, suddenly spinning him around and pinning his torso against the small kitchen island. You leaned your body over his, pressing your hips to his ass and your chest to his back to growl in his ear.
"Fuck baby, why would you even think about hiding this from me?" His eyes rolled back while biting his lip to muffle a moan as you started massaging his ass through his sweats. A few broken whimpers left him as your hands started to slip under the waistband of both his pants and boxers, continuing to massage his ass while sometimes lightly running your fingers over his hole.
"F-fuck- I'm sorry. I-I'll tell you next time, I promise I will! Just- please~" You pulled his shirt up to expose his back , leaving a trail of kisses down his spine before pulling his pants and boxers down to sit around his ankles.
You spread his cheeks apart, giving you full access to his hole. A shaky moan fell from his lips as he melted into the counter when you left a light kiss on his entrance before diving back in to lick a stripe up it. The noises he made were nothing short of heavenly as you licked and prodded at his hole, his back arching from the pleasure and making him push back onto your face. You teasingly pushed the tip of your tongue into him a few times before finally thrusting in your whole tongue, making a high pitched moan leave his mouth.
You wished you could see the expressions he was making. The two of you had done it enough times that you'd practically memorized every face he made but it didn't stop you from wanting to see it again. You were sure his cheek was pressed against the counter with his mouth hung open so his moans could be heard clearly while a small puddle of drool covered the countertop beneath him. His eyes would always roll back whenever your tongue hit deep inside him and he would keep unintentionally thrusting back into you in hopes of more.
A waterfall of whimpers and whines fell from his lips as you sped up your movements. His knuckles turned white as he gripped onto the other side of the island for dear life as you brought him closer and closer to his high.
"Hnng- fuck I'm gonna cum! Please let your puppy cum please please please please! Hah~ I need it- I need it so bad, please!" You smirked at his desperate pleas, speeding up your pace and moving deeper inside him. Some of your saliva had started dripping from his hole so you scooped it up with two your fingers and started thrusting them into him, making his eyes roll back in his skull at the familiar feeling of being stretched so wide. A breathy mantra of "oh my god" left him as his thighs started to shake in your hold. You pulled your tongue out of him for a second while continuing to thrust your fingers inside him.
"Go ahead puppy, make a big mess for me." Your tongue entered him again for a few more thrusts before he let out a loud cry as white ropes shot from the tip of his cock. You slowed your movement before completely pulling out, holding him up by his waist as he fell limp in your arms. Carefully, you scooped him up in your arms bridal style as you brought him over to the couch in the living room as you whispered about how good he had been for you. You peppered kisses all over his face as you sat him down on the soft cushions.
"Will you be alright if I leave you here for a quick second to get you cleaned up?" You asked as you combed your fingers through his hair. He gently smiled with a small nod, hugging a pillow close to him. A content hum left him as you pressed a quick kiss to his forehead. You ran to the bathroom to grab a couple wet rags and then to the kitchen to grab a glass of water, also using one of the tags to clean up the mess you had made. In no time you were back with Jisung, telling him how much you loved him and what a good boy he was for you as you cleaned him up. Once fully dressed and cleaned up, a loud yawn broke the quiet. You giggled at the sound.
"Does my baby wanna go to sleep?" He lazily nodded his head, standing from the couch to cling to you while shuffling back to your shared bedroom. He was knocked out the second his body hit the mattress, making you laugh while pushing some hair out of his face. You hummed as you pulled him closer to you, whispering that you loved him. You knew he couldn't really hear you but the unconscious smile that stretched across his face told you everything.
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Reasons why I love Azul Ashengrotto because I’m a dirty rag once again 🤡
So........... part 2 of this?
OKAY LISTEN, I TOLD MYSELF I WAS GOING TO DO A PART 2 IF THE PREVIOUS ONE HITS 300 NOTES BUUUUUT NOOOOOOOO MY FRIEND IN MY FUCKING DISCORD REALLY WENT
“so....... Azul shoulders 👁👄👁”
And so here I am 😔 rotting......... immensely.............
OKAY SO I BROUGHT UP AZUL SHOULDERS SO NOW LET’S GET INTO IT
Listen listen, I don’t know what is with Azul’s shoulders
I don’t even know when I got so enamored with them ????
MANS WEARS LONG ASS SLEEVES ANYWAY
SO WHY
THE FUCK
AM I SO ATTRACTED TO HIS SHOULDERS???
LIKE???????
I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S THE WAY THEY’RE CURVED OR WHAT BUT IT’S JUST SO DAMN HOT LIKE??????????
WAYYYY BEFORE I FINALLY DECIDED I STAN AZUL, I DREW A FANART OF HIM AND HIS SHOULDER but haha you will never find it
MY FRIEND AND I WERE SCREAMING ABOUT THEM IN VC A WHILE AGO
AND THEN MY FRIEND PULLED THE TRIGGER
SHE PROPOSED TO ME THE IDEA THAT HAS CAUSED ME TO FALL INTO ROT HELL
“Imagine massaging Azul’s shoulders.”
HDJJSJFJSKFSPPFEKPDOWFKSJFKWPDPFJEIDDJFOWODSODPAKDJDKKDOD JESUS SAVE ME
I SWEAR, I RETURNED TO MY ROOTS AS AN APE WHEN THAT IDEA WAS SUGGESTED AND MELTED INTO A PUDDLE A SECOND LATER
LISTEN, I AM ALREADY THE ONE WHO MASSAGES MY FAMILY AND I ALWAYS MASSAGE THEIR SHOULDERS (and back)
SO LIKE, YES I WOULD LOVE TO MASSAGE AZUL’S SHOULDERS BUT ALSO I WOULD DIE BECAUSE HOLY FUCK
Idk, when someone proposes to me an idea with my fav that I already kinda do in real life, I die 10x harder
HIS OVERBLOT SUPER SHOWS HIS SHOULDERS THOUGH
Maybe that’s how I am attracted to them
It’s just HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
Ok speaking of his overblot
Ahem
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LISTEN RIGHT HERE, AZUL’S OVERBLOT FORM IS SO GORGEOUS???????
Mmmmmm I’ll be very honest and say in his live 2d sprite, I’m not as crazy over it kdjjsjfjskkfjs
BUT IN HIS CHIBI????
HE LOOKS LIKE A QUEEN
A QUEEN I SAY
I LOVE THE WAY HIS TENTACLES LOOK LIKE A GOWN???? IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Okay but let me be real when I say this: why the fuck does he have abs in that form
I Do Not Perceive
He totally stole those abs when he went crazy taking other people’s magic and skills (I mean he did say “I’ll take your athleticism” on his rampage wwwwwwww)
Please Yana, let those be stolen abs
O okay but 👉👈💦 his arms are ,,,,,
Like okay, I like to joke that he’s a twig but
I love how toned his arms are in his overblot 😳
I Idk,,, I just feel something and I
Hhhhhhhhhhh
Okay, before this turns into all-out thirst, I just want to say there’s so much more to Azul than just how beautiful he is in terms of looks 😭
Like ok, I just wanna hug him too man,,,
Even in that image above, I know we’re supposed to fight him but,,,,,, my heart just feels a slight jolt of sadness every time I inflict damage on him,,,
PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO HOLD HIM GENTLE,,,,,,,,,,,,
I WANT TO TELL HIM THAT HE’S DONE SUCH AN AMAZING JOB, COMFORT HIM, HUG HIM, GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE AND AFFECTION HE DESERVES
I just want to tell him that he’s more than enough as he is,,,,,,,
I’m not gonna lie, some days I wanna beat Azul’s ass glares at gacha and all elements test
But most of the time, I’m in protective mode when people joke about eating takoyaki or beating him up 😢😢😢 like I know it’s a joke but I still wanna hug Zuzu,,,,
YES I CALL HIM ZUZU IT’S A CUTE NICKNAME
Zul and Zuly are also cute but,,, Zuzu
I’d say Azuly but that’s the ship name the Discord server I’m part of gave me and no it ain’t a true ship
But anyway
Yeahhhh I go “noooo don’t eat himmmm” every time people joke about eating him
Tbh when school started, I found myself empathizing with Azul more and admiring him more???? Because holy fuck,,,,
How does he manage being a dorm leader, a student, and a restaurant manager all at once??? I could barely do 1/8 of that work and I easily burnt out at the beginning of the school year,,,
Often, I had to tell myself that Azul does all that work to push me to keep up with school and hey it works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
But it also made me think “does Azul ever catch a break???” and God I just want to give Azul one (1) day of relaxation because man, he deserves a rest hh
Also I kinda relate to his problems with body image?? Like, it lowkey hurts when the people you live with comment about you gaining weight and it sounds like a bad thing
And I just think about how Azul is conscious about his body image and shit and it just makes me want to hug him even more because God, he’s beautiful in any shape and form,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,
SO ANYWAY
ONE LAST THING
I DIDN’T REALIZE HOW LONG HIS LASHES ARE UNTIL I SAW THIS IMAGE OF HIM ANGRY???
LOOK AT HOW THICC THAT LINE IS LOOK AT HOW LONG HIS LASHES ARE
AND ALSO HIS ANGRY EXPRESSION IS LITERALLY MAKING ME GO 😳😳😳😳😳😳
HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL WHAT THE FUCK DISNEY
LONG LASHES ARE BIG SEXY MAN I SOB SO HARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJFJDJFKDJFJEODPSKJFKEODJJDKJFDKDKDJJD
So yeah, that’s the end
Ending it here before I rot over his smirk once again
L listen MY PHONE IS LAGGING BECAUSE OF HIM I FUCKING—
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck that smirk does a shit ton of things to me
I swear to God, I better not make a part 3 🗿
#twisted wonderland#twst#azul ashengrotto#simping hours#maybe I should make simping hours a tag on my blog#kdjjdjdknfkskfjd#hhhhhhhh
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Sweet, Sweet- er, Sour Revenge
Ask and ye shall receive! [Looking at you @pockette-sized ;)]Another of the odd names on Davey’s list shall be explained! Buckle up! (This gets shippy)
Vore under the cut
He won’t forget that first day with Jack. Not after all that happened in the short time. The Delanceys, Weisel and most memorable, Snyder. He can remember suddenly being told to book it and ending up in Medda’s theater after running from said man. He can remember the way Jack looked him dead in the eye before leading him and Les as far away as they could.
Another thing about Snyder he remembers is after the strike.
He wasn’t sure what exactly Jack and the other boys did but he did know that it ended in him knowing the answer to a question he wasn’t that keen on knowing at first.
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The strike was settled, Jack was staying in New York, and things didn’t seem like they could get better. That night they all had met at Jacobi’s to grab a bite and talk and celebrate and boy was he glad for it. Co-Running a strike was tiring. Not to mention time consuming. Had he gotten to eat? Not that he remembered. Meaning he was more then glad to get something at their celebration.
Or so he thought.
The boys wouldn’t leave his food alone. They didn’t steal it, no. But what they did do is keep it out of his reach.
“Jackie!!” He whined, reaching towards the leader of Manhattan as the boy pulled his plate out of reach. This earned laughs from the rest of the group gathered at the table, furthering his embarrassment. “Come on! Just give me my food back!”
“I thought you would’ve learned Jack don’t listen by this point.” He hears someone, Elmer, joke.
Race is quick to shoot a comment back. “Oh please. He listens t’one person and one person only, wise ass. His Daveyyy~!”
Davey, in turn, goes red. The teen pulls his cap down over his face as he rests his chin on the table. He can feel his stomach growling, glad that no one can hear it over the sounds of celebration. At this point he might as well just shrink and swallow Jack, but...no. He can’t do that. Not now. Not here.
“Jack, come on. Let the poor boy.....” Katherine, about to stand up for Davey, is silenced by a single wink from Jack. Mouthing a little ‘oh’ she quotes down again, listening in on the conversation of the others.
“Now what the hell is that supposed to mean?!” Davey finds himself huffing at the other boy, once again gaining the attention of the others though their conversation doesn’t stop.
“Nothin’ Dave. Nothin’ at all.” Jack’s smirk is not sitting well with Davey as he reaches again for his plate, only to get it taken away.
“God Fucking Damnit! Stop being a dick, Jack!”
“Woah-ho! Language David!”
“Oh don’t even go there, Kelly.”
The rest of the night there is filled with playful banter, plenty of teasing, and sadly no food. Not for David at least. They had wrapped up the hotdog and told him “later.”
As he started the walk home, alone and stomach growling at him, he started to wonder when later was.
That’s when he was dragged into the theater.
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Did he like being yanked into the theater by unknown forces? No. Did he like being tied down by said forces? No. Did he like that he was still left hungry during all of this? Not a chance.
The teen struggled against his bindings the best he could. Hand, feet, and legs. Damn ropes were tied good too. He sighed, slumping over the most he could in the chair. Then a light turned on. As it flickered to life above him Davey squinted, both trying to adjust his eyes better and to see who trapped him here.
“Jesus, Dave. You really wanna fight me?” Came a smooth, cocky voice that the young Pred knew all too well. Jack Kelly. “I thought we’s was friends.”
“Why in the world am I tied down, Jack?” Davey asks with a relived sigh. At least it wasn’t some creep. He tried to squirm against his bindings again, only to find it still did nothing.
Jack can’t help but laugh. Davey was adorable when he was mad. He couldn’t deny that one. Walking more into the light, the boy slowly stalked forward. “I want t’help you, dork.”
Davey’s eyes locked in Jack’s form the moment he could see him. That look....he knew it. In this situation? It wasn’t a good thing to see. He couldn’t help but try and lean back in the chair. “What do you mean help me? How can you do that after the stunt you pulled in Jacobi’s?”
A small laugh bubbles from Jack’s throat. “That’s exactly what, dear David. Don’t think I’m not aware that you’s....runnin’ on empty.” Smirking, the painter presses a hand into the taller teen’s stomach for emphasis. He can’t help but snort when he feels and hears a growl from under his hand.
Davey tenses temporarily, melting before he can stop it from the soft pressure. Once again red, he tries to stutter out his thoughts. “Wha....what in the world? Are you finally going to let me eat?”
“.....you could say that.”
“Jack, what do you mean by that?” Davey asks, clearly wary if his tone said anything. He squirmed lightly as Jack pressed harder before removing his hand.
“Well, I’s am gonna let ya eat. So you can calm ya nerves on that one.”
“Then what in the world does the “you could say that” mean, Jack Kelly?”
Jack looks away for a moment before turning back and booping Davey on the nose. “I’ll be right back.” Without further explanation he walks off to a corner of the backstage area.
Davey frowns. What in the heck was Jack getting? What was this going to lead to? Knowing Jack...nothing good.
Sometimes, he really hates when he’s right.
Like now for instance. When he watched Jack Kelly walk out of the darkness with a gagged tiny in his fist. A tiny he could place the name Snyder to. As if this wasn’t bad enough already, the drool puddling on his tongue thanks to the sight of the tiny only served to tell him his instincts were back at it again. Oh boy. “I-I-“
“Now Dave, before you say anything, I know what you’re thinking. How and why the hell does Jack have a shrunken Snyder in his hands.” Jack makes sure to gesture with his hands to make this worse for the tiny. As if it wasn’t bad enough. “See, me and the boys, we’s managed t’convince some people t’let us handle him for a night. They’s was gonna have me be the one t’do this but I’ve had my fun against him and I recall you not havin’ eaten anything in like, a day and a half. So here we are.”
Davey blinked. He....Jack wanted him to....oh boy. The teen gulped, looking to the squirming tiny again. How was he supposed to respond to that?
“Well? Ya doin’ it or not?”
Davey’s gaze never moved from the tiny. His tongue slowly peaked out and snaked around his lips. If that wasn’t enough of an answer for the painter then the growl from the curly haired boy’s stomach sure was.
Jack smiled, walking back to Davey’s side. Watching Davey track the man his his hand was oddly satisfying. Maybe it was the way he felt Snyder shaking. He booped the Pred, smiling down at him. “Davey? Could you open your mouth for me?”
Davey didn’t have to be told twice. Hunger was starting to blind him as he felt his chin tilted back. He opened his mouth wide, as instructed, closed his eyes and waited.
Seeing Davey so obedient was so weird. Usually the boy used his mind. Never really did he act like a mindless puppet or a obedient puppy. /Heh...cute/ Shifting his grip, he dangled Snyder over his friend’s maw. “You want a treat, Davey? Wanna help me out and keep him captive in your empty belly?”
Ok. Maybe he was having a bit too much fun with this.
It wasn’t like Davey could argue with him. Poor boy was mindless. He just waited with a open mouth, leaning forward a bit to try and coax the tiny into his mouth.
This was perfect. Jack had never seen the scared side of Snyder and boy was he going to savor it. Smirking at the small man who caused him and many others harm he merely waved before dropping him to his friend.
The hunger blinded Pred was quick to take to the tiny in his mouth. Jaws snapping shut around him, tongue pushing him around for a while.
When it came to situations like this, Jack was often the one most ok with it. Now was no exception. Smiling and getting to work undoing he bindings he gently pressed the pred’s belly. “You can swallow whenever, Dave. Just keep him down.”
It’s not a surprise to him when Davey swallows near instantly after he finishes talking. Looking up he can see the last of the small bulge disappearing past his friend’s collar bone. With a smile he presses against Davey’s belly, waiting for the first sign of Snyder entering his sleeping place for the night.
When it came he heard a small groan from above, finishing on the last binding already. “Oh? Someone back t’themselves?”
Davey groaned quietly, trying to comprehend the feeling along with the oddly sour taste in his mouth. He tilted his head, confused until a shiver hit him like a door. Oh. That kind of Back to himself. Not thinking, he brings a hand down to his belly only to find Jack’s there. “J-Jack-“
“Nuh-Uh. You’re letting me handle this.”
Davey cant even get out a small noise before he feels Jack’s somehow both rough and soft hands press into his gut. They start to move in circles as his captive fights off the sudden rubs, sending him into full submissive mode.
He’s gone limp and can’t move if he tried.
Jack knows it. He had to be the first one to have learned about Davey’s weakness for belly rubs and boy did he use it to his advantages. Now was no acception. Completely ignoring the muffled protests from the man inside his friend’s gut, he continues the little massage.
It’s no surprise when he starts to hear soft snoring.
Davey doesn’t remember much after that. What he does know is that he woke up in the best position ever. He had to assume he passed out and Jack carried him to the lodging house after, thanks to waking up curled up, still pleasantly full. Was he complaining? No. Was he going to Spit Snyder up now? No. Did he owe Jack? Big time.
But how does someone repay their friend for belly rubs and cuddles?
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Little Accidents
☆ Pairings: Mommy!reader x Little!Taehyung
☆ Summary: Taehyung really wants to surprise his Mommy by wearing a pair of underwear, instead of his diaper. But he soon realizes he doesn't know how to use the potty, and has an accident while she's away at work.
☆ Genre: angst, fluff
☆ Word Count: 1.8k
☆ A/N note: this ended up being a LOT longer than I thought it would be (like almost 2x as long) but I loved writing it so it's fine!
“Bye Mommy!” Little Taehyung said as he waved from the front door, watching his Mommy pull out of the driveway and head off to work.
“Hmm… I wanna do something to surprise Mama but… what?” He asked himself after closing the front door. Suddenly an idea struck and he ran into their bedroom.
After digging in their closest for a few minutes, he found the brand new pack of undies she had gotten for him.
She had purchased the underwear when they had first gotten together, soon realizing that he wasn’t ready for underwear just yet. They decided to put them away until he was fully potty trained. But at this point, Taehyung had forgot their agreement and decided to put on a pair to surprise his mommy.
After struggling with the straps, he tossed the (thankfully clean) diaper onto their bed.
“How do I do this…?” He asked himself, trying to recall if he’d seen his mommy put hers on.
“Oh right!”
He slipped one leg through the waistband and into the leg hole, doing the same for the other leg and pulling the pair up. He ran over to the full body mirror and smiled his biggest smile. Although they were on backwards, he was so proud of himself.
He pulled at the purple fabric, smiling at the brown puppies and blue flowers printed on it. Suddenly he ran over to their bed and grabbed his Tata plushie, running into the kitchen to grab a juice box and animal crackers. Then he ran into the living room to watch his favorite cartoon, Tom & Jerry, which was always on after his Mommy left for work.
After half an hour of watching the cartoon, he grabbed himself another juice box. But by the time he’d been watching the show for three hours, he had drank six juice boxes, and was beginning to have to go potty.
Do I potty in undies?
Oh… these are for after potty training… I can’t potty in these…
I don’t know how to use the potty though…
“Oh no!” Taehyung yelped out loud, leaning forward as he felt a sharp pain in his bladder from holding it in.
“Mama!” He cried out, knowing that if it was a normal day for her, she’d be gone for at least another five hours.
He doubled over in pain, completely forgetting his show and instead trying to ease the pressure in his stomach. The juice went through him faster than usually, at least that’s what he thought since normally he’s peed his diaper by his third juice box.
He tried laying on his back, on his side and then the other side, his stomach, but no matter how he laid it never seemed to help him feel even the slightest bit better.
Soon he felt himself leak and began crying for his Mommy, pressing a hand to the front of his underwear in hopes to stop from peeing anymore.
“MOMMY PLEASE COME HOME!”
He didn’t dare get off the floor to try calling her, now in far too much pain to even think about standing up.
Soon after the slight leak, his bladder finally gave out, causing him to fill his undies with pee, quickly soaking through and getting all over his hand and onto the floor. After he finished emptying himself, he began sobbing, knowing his mommy wouldn’t want to come home just to clean up such a huge potty mess.
“Mama’s gonna be so mad at me!” He whined, looking down at his mess.
He sat up in the puddle, lip quivering at the sight of his failed surprise.
’m sorry Mama…
“I don’t know how to clean this up!” He pouted, grabbing his nearby Tata and squeezing it for comfort.
Taehyung soon felt increasingly tired, as that was about the time he would take a nap, eventually laying back down and falling asleep, not even bothering to move from the puddle.
About an hour later, Taehyung’s Mommy came through the door. She hadn’t told him that that day was a short day for her, so she came home extra early.
Being quiet, as she knew he’d hopefully be napping at that time, she walked to their bedroom to find he wasn’t there.
“Baby?” She called softly, looking around for him.
As she walked around she saw him on his side in front of the TV, fast asleep, with a huge puddle of pee surrounding him.
“What in the world?” She questioned as she got sight of the underwear he was wearing rather than a diaper.
His tear stained cheeks caught her attention as she looked at him, wondering the best way to clean everything up.
“Baby, wake up.” She whispered, running her thumb against his cheek.
His eyes fluttered open, a multitude of emotions filling his eyes.
“Mama?” He asked as his eyes watered up.
“Oh baby, shh it’s ok!” She reassured, completely ignoring his sticky bottom and picking him up. He quickly nuzzled his face into the safety of her neck.
“I tried to surprise Mommy but I didn’t know how to use da potty and I drank too much juice and pottied myself and I sorry Mama! Pwease don’t mad at Taetae, Mommy!” He rambled out at a speed that she just barely understood.
“Awe shhh, Mommy isn’t mad! Don’t worry, baby! Take deep breaths for Mama.” She said, rubbing circles into his back.
After a few minutes of him calming down she pulled him out of her neck, gently holding the sides of his face.
“How about we get clean up, yeah?” She asked, to which he nodded slowly.
She stood up with him in her arms, and walked into their bathroom. Once she had sat him on the toilet (with the lid down) she started running the bath.
“Baby, can you get out of your clothes while I go get us clean clothes and a couple towels?” She asked looking at his small, cold body.
“Too little. Need Mama’s help.” He said softly, looking at the floor.
“Ok, well I’ll go get the clothes and towels first, and when I come back I’ll help you, ok?” She asked, making sure he was ok with it. He only nodded, signaling her to get their clothes and towels.
She grabbed his green onesie with a dalmatian on the front with his orange socks with yellow ducks on them. Then she grabbed herself an oversized TMNT hoodie and a pair of plaid pajama bottoms.
Once she had come back to the bathroom, she set the clothes aside, added his favorite lavender bubble bath soap to the water, and then came to stand in front of him.
“Arms up!” She exclaimed trying to lighten the mood, lifting her own arms and watching his lift up as well. She then grabbed the bottom of his shirt and lifted it up and over his head and arms, leaving him in only the soiled undies.
“Alright baby, stand up so we can get you out of those.” She said, watching him slowly stand up, not looking up from the floor.
She lifted his face so he was looking at her and gave him a soft kiss.
“I promise I’m not mad at you, baby. It’s ok.” She whispered, him giving a small smile in reply.
“That’s my good boy.” She praised watching his face go red.
She then grabbed the waistband of the underwear and pulled them down, him stepping out before she tossed them aside.
Before he could even react, she scooped him up bridal style.
“Ah Mama!” He yelped, wrapping his arms around her neck with a giggle.
She walked over to the bath tub and slowly sunk him in, watching his face relax as the warm water engulfed him until he reached the bottom of the tub. After pulling her arms out from under him, she stopped the water, watching him sink deeper into a comfortable bliss. After watching him melt in the bath for a few minutes, she then took her own clothes off and slipped into the bath behind him, wrapping her arms around his small waist.
“Mama’s comfy.” He mumbled, leaning against her.
She spent the next hour cleaning every little bit of him, making sure that he had no more sticky spots from the day’s earlier accident, and of course, his favorite part of bath time that was always the last thing to do. When she takes his vanilla scented shampoo off the shelf and gives him a scalp massage.
“Mmm Mama…” He said in bliss, pushing against her hands like a puppy in need of more pets.
“That feel good, baby?” She asked, although she already knew the answer.
After almost ten minutes of scrubbing his scalp, she finally rinsed him off and unplugged the tub. She soon stood up causing him to protest.
“Don’t wanna get out, Mama!” He exclaimed in a pout, crossing his arms over his bubble covered chest.
“Little boys can’t stay in the bath forever! You’ll become a little raisin baby if you do!” She insisted, having already climbed out and begun drying herself off.
“Really Mama?” He asked in shock, eyes going wide.
“Ok no, but your skin will look like a raisin if you don’t get out.” She admitted, hanging up her blue towel and grabbing his purple one.
“Raisin Taetae!” He shouted, jumping up quickly causing some water to splash out.
“Aish Taetae!” She jokingly scolded, helping him step out of the tub.
“My messy lil tiger cub!” She teased, ruffling his hair with the towel, causing him to giggle and show off his boxy smile.
After drying off and getting dressed, Taehyung and his Mommy ended up on the couch cuddling. The TV was playing Paw Patrol, although Taehyung was the only one really watch. His Mommy was just starting at him, an adoring smile keeping her mouth stretched. She thought he hadn’t noticed her staring until-
“Mommy, why are you looking at me?” He asked, turning his head to look up at her.
“Oh, no reason! I just have the most beautiful boy in the whole world.” She said matter of factly, kissing his cheek and causing him to giggle at the praise.
“Are you sure I’m not in trouble for earlier? I made such a mess…” He trailed off, looking down at the fluffy blanket that hugged them.
“Of course not, baby. You were just trying to surprise me, and I think you punished yourself enough as it is.” She replied, nuzzling her face into his neck, giving him small kisses.
“Ok Mama… I love you.” He said, smiling as the kisses tickled him.
“I love you too.” She replied, leaning back to look at him and then giving him a deep kiss, being sure to hold him as close to her body as possible.
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Husband!Joshua
Requested by anon: Can I have a married!au with Joshua? Like what mornings together are like, if that makes sense? Thank you so much!
HERE IT ISSSSS!!!!!! I promised to write more in December, but it’s seriously ridiculously hectic, so I’m sorry that I haven’t been able to write more!! BUT ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I’VE WRITTEN IN GENERAL SO THAT’S AN ACCOMPLISHMENT ON ITS OWN!!! After the repeal of net neutrality, who knows how much more time is left before I’m unable to..... :(((( Happy reading children!!!!
warnings: i just,,,, got incredibly soft bye
One word: SOFT
Oh my god y’all he is seriously hubby material I’m shakING
Everything he does, from little to big gestures, is always a way of him showing affection
It ranges from him giving you a shoulder massage when he notices you rubbing them tirelessly recently to treating you out to a Broadway show
“Joshua how in the hell did you get us tickets to Wicked when they sold out months ago??”
“Don’t worry about it babe, the focus is on you and all your hard work tonight <33333”
iM ACTUALLY MELTING!!! M ELT I NG!!!!
but actually he has a lot of friends who owe him 84 favors
Being courteous has its perks
Gentleman is his middle name,,,, ya know until someone tries to pull a fast one on you
Even if it’s not even anything deep
Mingyu would just give one of his bear hugs and JOSH WOULD JUST HAVE THAT L O O K
“okay mingyu that’s quite enough touching, thank you very much” he would sass as he subtly pulls you closer to him
Poor mingyu is pouting bc he’s like hyung!!! that’s not fair you weren’t like this before you got married :////
Marriage changes you, lil one
MORNINGS WITH HIM ARE SO!!!!!! FREAKING S W E E T IM W E A K
You usually stir in his arms, in the same exact position most of the time
Your limbs are tangled together, your head buried in his chest
His arm is draped around your shoulders while simultaneously half being your pillow
He often wakes up at the same time as you and you both groggily exchange smiles and slow blinks and eye rubs
JOSHUA HONG INVENTED HUSKY MORNING VOICES!!! WOW KMS
“Good morning beautiful”
And you’re like this is way too early for me to be blushing
Sleepy morning wake up kisses alsdjksdljfdj iM CRYING IN THE CLUB
Usually just cheek kisses though bc you still gotta freshen up LOL
V v v reluctant to let you go and leave the bed but you threaten him that you won’t be kissing him until you can wash up and then he’s like ok fine
“If you don’t let me go rn, you aren’t receiving kisses the whole day”
“You make a compelling argument”
Lazy mornings when y’all sleep in
You quickly whip up some fried eggs and he helps toasts the bread and sets the table
Y’all are just one soul split in 2 bodies tbh and iM LIVING FOR IT
If someone is ogling eyes at you for a second too long he gets suPER POSSESSIVE
y’all would just be walking down the street and suddenly his arm shifts from around your shoulders to snaking around your waist and you’re like ????????
And all he does is look ahead with that infamous Cheshire Cat smirk-grin and you KNOW he’s up to no good
“Josh, you ok?”
“Of course I am, sweetie, why wouldn’t I be? Can’t I just show my lovely spouse some affection?” *wink wink*
“Alright what are you jealous about this time”
cmon joSH WE LITERALLY CHOSE YOU JFC YOU’RE A GROWN MARRIED MAN
Offers to clean just about everything
Dishes, bathtub, toilet, the living room, your bedroom
Literally any space in your home
And you’re gonna scream bc you know he must be 73 times more tired than you are but he can’t help it!!!
He’s always observing your behavior for any indication of fatigue, from the way you blink to your occasional self lower back rub
He could practice for 15 hours straight and it still wouldn’t hurt him as much as seeing you exhausted and having the life drained out of you
:’(((( I’m sorry I need a moment
Definitely loves to have you close by him so he’s assured you’re his and safe!!!
Whether it’s hand holding, waist grip, shoulder arm drape, even a piggyback ride, he’s instantly reassured from your sole presence
BACK!!!!!!!! HUGS!!!!!! *SCREAMS*
You would be just browsing the bookshelf and suddenly his arms slowly engulf your front and yoU’RE ABOUT TO TRANSFORM INTO A PUDDLE RIGHT THEN AND THERE
He’s incredibly warm, inside and out
His breath always tickles your ear and when he does that beautiful melodious giggle you’re sure you’re about to become 1 with the earth lmao
Jokes all the time and lightly pranks you
But he does it out of love :’))))
He really just does it to see you get flustered bc you’re such a cutie and he thinks that too
“JOSH!!! YOU KNOW I CANT REACH IT WHEN YOU HOLD IT UP HIGH!!!”
and he watches you struggle for a little bit and he can’t help but break out into this goofy fond grin
“ok you win you’re too adorable you got me!”
“You made me suffer!!”
“BUT YOU’RE JUST SO CUTE”
And you lowkey forgive him bc he always gives a sweet lil sorry peck
and they may or may not lead to make out sessions sometimes
He loves taking you to different places for changes of scenery and just for your sake so you get to experience everything with him!!!
But he also definitely doesn’t mind having lazy days and cuddling on the couch
Y’all have cute married couple arguments that make you frustrated but also laugh at how ridiculous they sound
“Josh I told you to get the plastic ones”
“But plastic is harmful so I got the paper ones”
“We aren’t microwaving them??? It was perfectly fine to get plastic”
“Look I’m just trying to look out for us!!”
“IT'S FINE GET THE PLASTIC”
“DO YOU WANNA DIE??? NO I THINK NOT WE ARE STICKING WITH PAPER”
besides that bickering, it’s not very common for y’all to fight bc you are usually on the same wavelength
But in cases where you do bicker, both of you get upset more at the thought of arguing so you work it out right and there
A very very healthy relationship!!! yay reader!!!
There’s not a day that goes by without him cracking a dad joke or sending you some memes of his members
“Honey, check out this pic of Vernon at the carnival—“
“I know babe, he’s choking on a churro and the staff member behind him panicked”
“Want to hear a joke about paper?” “No, I really don’t—“ “never mind, it’s tearable” “if I hEAR ONE MORE DAD JOKE JOSH”
But it’s chill bc he makes it up to you by peppering you with soft kisses all over your face right before you go to sleep!!!
You’re in his secure hold with your face resting on his broad chest
And you’re about to knock out but before you do, he ambushes you with your favorite attack: kisses
and you’re like oh my god bby what are u doing
He keeps planting kisses on every inch of your face and in between each of them, he softly speaks, “because I love you and I’m trying to make you forget about those jokes from earlier”
You can’t help but laugh at how sweet he is and you give him a short and sweet kiss
“Well, I’ll make an exception for my husband, I suppose”
and you fall asleep with his warmth surrounding you <33333333
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