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ennoshawty · 3 years

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HQ CAPTAINS AS THINGS

i was bored and felt like doing a crackfic thing but i didn’t have any solid themes or good ideas

SO I PRESENT TO YOU - THE CAPTAINS. AS THINGS. IDK HOW TO WORD THIS BUT YOU’LL SEE AS WE GO ALONG.

warnings: VERY LONG, slandering a crybaby oikawa (lovingly), mentions f!reader, shitposting, mentions of violence in kita's, (a bit) yandere!kita, cursing, unedited, me being an idiot

officer!daichi

we are: vigilante/troublemaker

loving the enemies-to-lovers trope so much

nah bro you ain’t full criminal (bc my preppy ass could never) you just do the small vandalism things y’know like drawing peepees on government buildings and knocking over bins

u literally confessed to him by spraypainting the entire billboard by his workplace “I LIKE YOU” like way to go girl

He didn’t appreciate the creative graffiti but he rlly likes u so all u had to do was clean it and then next thing u know yall are out on a cute cafe date

but let’s talk about before yall got together

he’d CHASE u thru alleyways when he’d catch you writing “police sux” on the fuckin wall

bro is NOT AT ALL afraid to jump onto the roofs it’s FRIGHTENING to see this huge ass police officer storm after u

HES SO FAST HOT DAMN WOMAN HOW DO U GET AWAY FROM HIM??? USAIN BOLT WHOMST???

you’d almost always get away by a hair - he’s SO SO close

and it frustrates him but excites u oooooo arrest me shawty

and this would continue for a while

but yall have such fun fun banter - you’d tease him and he’d say something back and you’d bolt and he’d chase

some days he’d catch you. but in those times u slip away somehow

he’s having so much fun and doesn’t even know it

and then at one point he doesn’t even care about bringing u to justice anymore. he knows it’s bad for business and it’s unprofessional but he’s so attracted to u

he doesn’t even know it. HES IN DENIAL!!! his mind: “oh i’m just asking about her so that i know her motives” bruh no u just asked about our fav pastry this aint about crime anymore

and when he finally gets it,,,DINGDINGDINGDING SOUND THE ALARMS !!! MAN IS WHIPPED!! he’s more shy around u awww,,,doesn’t even want to chase u anymore but he will still engage in banter w u.

yall get a little peace treaty in the lil crush stage - you both are kinda aware of ur feelings towards each other but don't really wanna mess it up and jeopardize whatever's going on like bros PLEASE JUST KISS ITS INFURIATING

it’s more of a competition to see who will break the other first (and you lost he’s too hot)

he lets u joyride his cop car in an empty parking lot <3 he is the one <3 this is true love

u gotta marry him right now bro no excuses

u are no longer on the crime side of the law,,,u support him and only him fuck the rest of the cops (i’m jk of course...or am i)

u are his badass sidekick <3 unofficially of course until he marries u

u help him with the small things like helping lost children find their parents and helping old ladies cross the street

but you want to do the FUN stuff - chasing thieves and arresting drunkards.

unfortunately, he loves u too much to put u in danger so he keeps u from doing the dangerous things

after some protesting later, he trusts u to take care of urself. and now yall have a competition just like old times - whoever catches the most baddies at the end of the month wins (he WILL scold u if ur too reckless though)

THE TWO OF U ARE JUST GOOD COP BAD COP UHAHAHAHAHAHA

but it’s much more complicated than that - it’s either ur the laidback one and he’s the strict one or ur the fiery one and he’s the person like “calm down”

PLEASE HE HATES BRINGING U TO INTERROGATIONS he’s trying to be serious but you keep making him laugh istg he has to kick u out each time

u still make him laugh when u pout-glare at him thru the glass

bro says he’s not the stereotypical cop but the moment u surprise him with donuts and coffee in the morning he will make out w u right then and there

even though yall dating he still won’t let u play with his equipment

but sometimes u grab his walkie talkie when he’s not looking and prank call the others

and his coworkers know by now they’re like “oh it’s daichis gf” and go along with it HAHAHAHA “this is alpha 1, daichi just contracted ligma, over.” “roger, but what’s ligma? over.” “*inhale* LIGMA-” *daichi takes the walkie talkie back*

his coworkers are chill lmaoooo they love u two as a couple THEY ARE VERY SUPPORTIVE they planned a surprise anniversary party of when u joined the force (unofficially)

the juniors tanaka and noya are jelly ooooo but they respect their captain <3

u loooooove hanging out w the starry-eyed new recruit hinata and he’s bouncing around asking u personal questions “how did you date the commander!!! what’s he like as a bf??” he also accidentally exposes how much daichi talks about u in the office before he drags him away and murders him off camera

he does get u a walkie talkie that’s just connected to his line, tho. for emergencies. it’s ur second phone basically that only has his number in it

daichi LOVES it when u massage him after he’s had a long day but his shoulders are stiff as a statue,,,he’s also super stronk and can carry u anywhere <333

IMAGINE HE HAS A POLICE DOG - he doesn’t, but he’ll get one of his buddies to bring u a k9 unit so u can pet it and when he sees how happy u are he considers getting one PLSSS IT WOULD FIT HIM HELPPP

bro is VERY strict on safety. bulletproof glass in yalls house. alarms + cameras everywhere. trackers on every device. underground bunker. (just kidding lol)

daichi teaches u self-defense and gets u a bejeweled taser for ur bday <333 MARRY THIS MAN RIGHT NOW OR I’LL-

in other words i love daichi and he is husband material WIFE ME UP BUDDY

househusband!oikawa

we are: girlboss sugar mommy

somehow you tamed this bish to becoming your obedient malewife

and by obedient i mean whiny but compliant

IS MORE ATTACHED TO YOUR BLACK CARD THAN TO YOU. I SAID IT. THE TRUTH.

sure, he’s pretty and gives affection sometimes but the only time he’s bein cute and snuggly w u is when a new fendi purse came out and he wants it

his specialty is cooking but he’s so lazy he’s all “just get the maid to do it”

please give ur workers a raise he’s so demanding

when you take him to ur business parties hes ALWAYS bragging about you and ur large house with this and that and his favorite: indoor hot tub. he always brings up the indoor hot tub.

only reason you bring him is cuz he’s pretty and he whines when you leave him alone for too long

yall cant even stay for too long - he’ll practically drag u out of the building and whining that it’s too hot and his suit is too stuffy and to call a limo

he’s not afraid to embarrass u if u dont give him what he wants and he will spit out food at a formal dinner if its not to his liking

probably in competition w househusbands! makki and mattsun about who gets the best house so he’s constantly begging u for an extension to the house “please babe!!! makki has-” “no.”

8/10 times throws tantrums in public and 1465/10 times throws tantrums in the house

he wants to cry for the sake of crying. one time he lost his shirt and he wouldn’t stop bawling for 15 min

please find him a hobby

crybaby . the moment u give him the glare of death it’s over. but he’s got a cute crying face which makes up for his annoying whimpering

like he made the mistake of throwing a temper tantrum in the mall only for you to glare at him with a look that said “we’re discussing this when we get home and you’re gonna get your ass beat” and walk away. immediately stopped what he was doing and he was running after u, sniffling and mumbling apologies

please humble him and have him sleep outside. the couch is too luxurious to banish him to. he made sure of it himself. it’s reclining and has charging ports. he will not learn his lesson that way

does NOT want you to get a pet or a kid or even another sugar baby/househusband - he wants to be the center of ur attention

speaking of which he HATES it when you work for too long or work overseas. when u come back he’ll pout at u and give u the petty silent treatment

don’t bother trying to comfort him he thrives off of it and he’ll keep going so u can keep paying attention to him. if u just ignore him back he’ll come crawling back to u. “WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU?? DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME ANYMORE???”

one time yall got into a fight and he was all like “since ur being a rude mommy i’ll just find someone else !!!” inside u were like “oh god finally” but instead u said “okay”

ohmygod he panicked. he was rlly expecting for u to fight for him,,, but he doesn’t want to admit defeat first so he tries to go thru with it but you literally dont care. even when he has his chanel luggage packed and he’s standing by the door ur just like “ok bye bitch”

So he’s trying to stand by the door and wait for u to say that ur joking. ur not.

“fine! I’m leaving now!” “okay.” “...*sniffles*” “tooru, go.” “WAAAAH NO IM SORRY I DONT WANT TO-”

u knew this was going to happen sadly. u even hid the keys to all of the sports cars u own just in case he was actually going to go thru with it

tries to get in the gossip circle with the neighborhood trophy wives but they don’t think he’s cool enough. they like u though. they think ur hot asf and oikawa doesn’t like them no more bc theyre hitting on his ATM. but thanks to that u know all the gossip and shit even though u don’t ask for it

Every time u pass by a store where he thinks he wants something he’ll just cling to u and give the puppy dog eyes. like it could be out of nowhere and u see it and you’re like “where. which store.”

bro once he went luxury he never went back. he wouldn’t EVER step foot into a grocery store ever again congrats he’s been bimbo-ified

beat him with ur gucci belt pls it’s so funny

also please please PLEASE discipline him. tell him it’s NOT okay to just randomly purchase the entire swarovski store or to throw a party at ur house just bc he’s feeling petty about u being at work for too long. ofc he’ll bitch about it but you need to be firm

but don’t worry,,,he’ll get the idea when u take away black card privileges and slap him around (lovingly)

now he has to ask permission like a good boy. he’ll kneel and hug u and give a lil pout and whine

you got a bigass man child i’m sorry maam u should’ve picked tobio or ushi

ceo!kuroo

we are: secretary

bruh keeps it mostly professional during work hours

but that all gets shedded off like a snake when we on break

one minute he’s all “get these papers done by today or i swear on all that is holy i will destroy you” and then later he’s all “hey sweetheart wanna grab a cup of coffee”

flirty flirty FLIRTY FLIRTY AAAAA HES A MENACE

but you’re less than impressed bc y’know when the time clocks out and its time to go back to work he’s ruthless once more

HUMBLE HIM FOOL only when you’re on break though

will NOT stand for anyone else in the workplace bullyin u - NO WAY. only HIM

he’s got TONS and TONS of dirt on everyone in the office - NO ONE is safe so they wouldn’t even dare

RIP janet from accounting

that dumb bitch made the mistake of insulting u to ur face and in front of him. never heard from her again

it’s not even limited to the other employees - he’s not afraid to go off on a potential business partner if they dared disrespect you

bruh tries to call u on ur off days for the most randomest shit and to get ur attention

*picks up phone* “sir?” “ah! my favorite secretary ever! listen, i need you to grab my pens from my desk at the office and bring them to my place.” “...with all due respect, it’s 2 am, sir.”

but u have to comply with his ridiculous demands cuz he’s the bank

and he depends on u completely. as much as he hates to admit it - u have his schedules, itinerary, provide coffee, performance rates, stock info, you name it.

once u were out sick and he had the worst management - he’s not used to working without you

def tries to get some of ur workload off of u bc he’s worried that the stress of working for him made u sick + he doesn’t want to go thru scheduling again

prolly gets bored in meeting rooms and sends u little smirks and wiggles his eyebrows and weird looks while he’s sitting and ur standing in the corner like bruh pay attention

maybe sometimes he’s secretly makin fun of the presenter and doodling on his spare sticky note something funny to make u crack a smile

he’ll tease u for it of course “oh, secretary! you should be paying more attention! what would you do if this was important?” bruh i can multitask now keep airdropping me ur selfies i’m saving all of them (news flash: u dont save his dumbass selfies otherwise his ego will inflate too much)

sometimes likes to pull u aside from work to hug u - you say it’s highly unprofessional but he says it’s his stress reliever

you ALMOST got caught by one of the newbies and he was kabedon-ing you

he tries to play it off (since u were embarrassed too) but u know better,,,DO NOT LET HIM FORGET ABOUT IT he turns red and embarrassed every single time USE THIS TO UR ADVANTAGE !!

never goes into an elevator without you bruh is so attached to u n holds the doors open for you

but you have to open normal doors for him if he doesn’t know how it works (hint: manual doors. “why isn’t it opening on its own?” “sir, there’s a handle.” “but?? what does it do??”)

bruh acts like a dumbass sometimes so you can baby him :/// wtf man just because you’re rich doesn’t mean i’ll- ...wait...how much did you say…? that many zeros? HAND ME THAT FORK YES I’LL FEED YOU COME HERE- HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE BITCH

brings u to overseas trips and he spoils u too

no matter how much you insist that you’re ok he gives u a lot of luxurious items. “think of it as a bonus from me.” NOW YOU JUST HAVE A COLLECTION OF NICE SHOES/BAGS/JEWELRY AND HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU WEAR THEM TO WORK IT MAKES HIM SO HAPPY UGHHHHH

BRUH just a sugar daddy at this point “you have to look presentable for the next focus group so here’s a nice rolex watch” “sir, i don’t need-” “ah ah ah - it’s my treat.”

it’s pointless to refuse him but he still teases u for it like what???? “if i didn’t know any better, secretary, i’d say you’re just doing it for my money and not my fabulous looks and personality.” “exactly.” “hey!”

yall go for drinking parties a lot. whether with the whole branch or just the two of u

KARAOKE W KUROO AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK <333 becomes a ritual between the two of u

he’s so silly when he’s drunk lmfaoooo goofy ass mf

but that’s only when it’s the two of u. he controls his alcohol around others and his uncool side is only for u <3

also ur the only one he trusts to take him back to his place and handle him

it’s the other way around too - when u drink a lot he looks after you <333

you have a higher tolerance than him and sometimes u have competitions between the two of u on who can drink more but then yall always end up shitfaced

HES the one who has a crush on you

you know the drill - gaslight gatekeep girlboss

he’ll do anything for u but wouldn’t ever admit it he simp

offers u the keys to his estate and offers for you to LIVE with him

bruh just marry me already ok WAIT WE’RE NOT EVEN DATING YOU NEED TO WORK ON THAT SIR-

he’s so awkward tryna confess to u,,,he may be this big hotshot ceo but he’s acting like a schoolgirl in love

probably prints u a confession when he asks u to go to the fax machine lmfao what a nerd

in other words ceo!kuroo is a nerd and you need to top him immediately get that bank

dog hybrid!bokuto

we are: owner

Husky-malamute breed!!! BEEG DOGGIE VERY HAPPY N DROOLY <333

OVERLY HYPER. JUMPS ON ANYONE AND U AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT

he’s well trained i swear but the moment he sees something of interest then i’m sorry you just lost him

please if a robber came in he wouldn’t even attack them he’d just tackle them w hugs

he loves loves loves snuggles <333 u busy? nope!!! hug time!!! cooking something?? oo lemme see!!! whoops look at all those tomatos on the ground. u got a deadline coming up and u really need to focus?? CUDDLE TIIIIIIME- w-wait - huh?? why are u shoving me off?? do you - do you not - huh?!?! WHY ARE YOU LOCKING ME OUT OF THE ROOM?? NO!!!! I LOVE YOU!!! IDK WHAT EXAMS ARE BUT I WANT CUDDLES!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????!!!

the WORST things u could ever do to him is leave him and call him a bad boy

HE CRIES ON THE SPOT </3 HOW COULD YOU </3

soso bummed when u go out of the house without him </333 waits by the door patiently waiting for u to come back </333 sob sob

the moment he hears the door unlock he LEAPS and his tail is wagging like CRAZY

he is SO STRONG. almost always knocks u over whenever he jumps on u

destroys EVERY toy u bring him. u leave him for 5 seconds and there’s stuffing all over the floor and whatever u brought him is nonexistent

tugs on the leash when u walk so much that it SNAPS

loves romping w the other dogs in the dog park but he needs to tone down on his friendliness he almost killed a lil orange chihuahua

gets distracted by EVERYTHING. ooh, squirrel! oo, butterfly! OOO HUMAN CHILD!! MUST EAT!!!

ok while he might be friendly, he still gets super super jealous. you both were outside and u were petting the neighborhood black cat and bruh almost swallowed his head

which u thought was weird bc the two are normally friends and are pretty nice around each other

so now he’s more feisty around him and any other cat that’d get ur attention

If it was a person, then that’s another thing. He’d be very friendly at first but then slowly realize that ur attention is more directed on them than him. then he’d go ballistic

but when u scold him for practically assaulting the poor dude and call him a bad boy,,,he’s lost it

u have to lock him in the other room and he’s crying and whimpering, scratching at the door. all he wanted to do was protect u from that bad bad man who took away his owner’s attention !!!

def snarls at the dude next time he comes into ur house/apartment...dude never came back

“GRRR” “AAAA GET UR FRIGGIN DOG B-” “he don bite” YES IT DO GET UR-”

doggie bokuto rlly tries to be slick...it doesn’t work. like he tries to do that thing when he’s a total demon towards the guy but then act like an angel around u but it doesnt work bc he’s not smooth

doggie intelligence: 2 IQ. one time u got him a puzzle box and hid a treat in it but bruh couldnt figure it out just straight up monched the entire puzzle simply bc he smelled his fav bbq treat in it

speaking of intelligence - he only knows how to say a few words like ur name and incomplete sentences. speaks in barks and whines and sometimes a word

SO BIG THAT HE GRABS FOOD FROM THE TABLE WHEN YOU’RE NOT LOOKING

u had some delicious beef steak? oh dear, where did it go? there’s ur puppy kou with steak sauce all over his lips

big fan of hiking trips, sports, literally anything that involves going out

he LOVES getting dirty outside playing. boi cant control himself from rolling around in the mud

hates baths at first but then he likes how u spray the water on him and giggles awww he likes bath time now

we all know he’s not the brightest pup of the pack but,,,he’s somehow psychic. he knows when ur taking him to the vet

HE THROWS A BIG FUSS ALL THE TIME - sometimes he tries to hide but his huge tail under the couch gives it away

and he knows when ur thinking of taking him on a walk. he also begs u to take him outside by settling his head in ur lap and pouting until u give him what he wants

he likes the big ol doggie sweaters/pjs u buy him...but he always ruins them. no matter how much u buy him, they’re all ruined. he complains how scratchy it is and it feels weird on him

knows LOTS of tricks but if u teach him more than what he already knows he will forget one of them he’s like a damn pokemon

he feels ur emotions :((( if ur mood is down his tail droops :(( and he gives u cuddles and tries to make u feel better

he even likes to make a fool out of himself and be silly if it makes u laugh :((( he’s so precious

in other words i love doggy bokuto

pirate!ushijima

we are: kidnapped

ah yes we’re are captives of the most fearsome pirates of the seas: shiratorizawa

just so you know, tendou was the instigator. he was all “let’s kidnap a noble’s kid and get the ransom money!” (whether you actually are a noble or not is up to you)

thing is, nobody’s willing to pay (if you aren’t a noble) or the pirates really pissed off the folks in charge and are now doing a manhunt

so yeah you aren’t going back anytime soon

but he’s a pretty good sport about it - very hospitable

he notices the little things u like and gets them for u <333 sighs <333

he saw you reading that book? wow look at that, there’s suddenly a stack of them and the same genre he saw you reading

but you definitely shouldn’t test him. he’s SUPER scary when it comes down to it

you saw how ruthless he was with the rogues that had dared to challenge him on sea

mf made them walk the plank

you help on the ship bc u wanna be useful and also shirabu keeps being mean

he asks u to teach the crew how to read cuz theyre dumb as shit and only know water and treasure

speaking of treasure - when he leaves u on the ship to explore a cave, he gets u really pretty jewelry <33 anything u ask for

“oh, welcome back captain. how was your mission?” “i brought back a few trinkets i thought you might like.” *reveals whole chest of priceless gems* “are they to your liking? if not, we can set sail for something else that might interest you.” “I-”

bruh got a pet eagle - u ask the crew and they dont even know how tf it happened

hell, even he doesn’t know how it happened wtf. “oh. one day it flew down to me and i fed it. that’s all.” wtf

equivalent to diluc’s bird - he didn’t even give it a name so he gives u the honors

U name him rigatoni (you got a great naming sense btw)

oh my god oh my god oh my god HE TRIES TO PROTECT U WHEN PPL WERE TRYNA INVADE THE SHIP

it was the first thing he did no cap - burst into ur room and scoops u up <33333

“what the-” “we need to get you to safety. we are under attack.” and holds u close to his chest AAAHSIDHFPSDHFN OH MY LORD YES

HAS THE TEAM GIVE U SELF DEFENSE LESSONS AFTER THAT

tendou tries to give u a sword but ushi says no “she could hurt herself.”

“but ushiwaka! we can teach her not to hurt herself” “...it’s my orders.” “c’mon, be more honest, ushiwaka! what’s the real reason?”

he goes quiet then looks at u “...i’ll always be there to help. she’ll have me.” AOISHSDHFSNDF

HELPPPPP SIOJFDSKFJP HES SO CHARMING AND HE DOESNT EVEN TRY

but the rest of the crew are like “then what’s the point”

but tendou sneaks u a dagger just to be safe

sorry ur apart of the crew now - but they’re like a family even if they did kidnap u

oh whatever your life before wasn’t as cool as this (no offense)

they are given orders to protect u at all costs

speaking of which - ushi isn’t all that great w guns

almost blew his own head off tryna figure out how it works before reon snatched it from him

he brings you with him to towns and cities and he likes taking u to the markets to get you stuff

ushijima tell me your love language is gift-giving without telling me your love language is gift-giving-

he finds out you’re pretty good at bargaining and brings you onshore a lot more

is mesmerized at how you absolutely BERATE the merchant who was tryna rip you off like sis where is this violence coming from??? he loves it??

he also likes to stop by some pretty islands and imagines just settling down in such a nice place w you <333 SIGHS <333 VERY <333 LOUDLY <333

no matter how much he likes you...he will NOT let you drive the boat under any circumstances </3 its his livelihood c’mon man

whenever you have to stay on the ship while he’s away he sends rigatoni to give messages and the two of u talk thru messages

speaking of which rigatoni is fierce and can definitely sink his talons and his sharp beak into any bastard that dares get near you while the captain is away

wakatoshi “swimming is for pussies” ushijima - he’s water resistant

bruh so powerful he walks on water

second coming of christ who

IM JUST KIDDING he does swim but we hardly ever see it

legends say (tendou says) he looks rlly awkward doing it and only knows how to doggie paddle

speaking of our homeboy tendou - he loooves spooking the team (and especially you) with scary stories . don’t worry tho - this is all a ploy to get the beeg pirate husband to comfort u at night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) he is ur wingman u can count on him. but his suggestions are ridiculous

“Jump off the deck and see if he’ll catch you!” um excuse me- THOU SHALT NOT PUT BIG HUSBAND TO THE TEST

he’s got good intentions...i think…

but everyone literally knows he would dive after you

in other words pirate!ushijima is a softie at heart but goddamn he probably secretly has a pet shark so dont test him or u goin overboard

mafia leader!kita

we are: associate from different group/family

kita highly respects u and yall have been acquainted since u were young with the alliance of ur families

so in a way ur childhood friends but yall do have lil bit of friendly rivalry a bit

arranged marriage whuuuutttt...yeah thats what happened but u love him <3

nobody else knows about ur arranged marriage but you two

POLITE GENTLEMAN <333 !!! HNNNNNNNN his granny raised him right even tho he’s a mafia leader

RICH BOY RICH BOY RICH BOY- ALWAYS DRESSES DASHINGLY AND SMELLS GREAT MMMMMM

he owns the majority of the underground casinos

and has lots of connections with others. countless, might i add.

you on the other hand specialize as an arms dealer so he cherishes your services the most

prob has the traditional tattoos allllll over his back and shoulders w like a dragon or sm and def a fox or kitsune

when u two were little he asked ur favorite flower and GOT THAT TATTOOED ON HIS BACK <3 probably secretly has your initials hidden in there somewhere

u both have a silent understanding of each other and he talks to u more than he does anyone

before he used to smoke but once he figured out that you didn’t like the smell of cigarettes he quit just like that

his underlings, the miya twins are so confused on how kita switches from totally brutal and ruthless to so soft around u

they can’t tease him for it, though, cuz he’d pulverize them

but they want to know more about u,,,you mysterious enigma,,,but kita would kill them if they dared asked about you

so they go to inarizaki’s most secretive informant/cyber mercenary, suna rintarou

and suna knows all about you. he saw you one time and he was curious about who you were and is now rlly scared of you because he dug too deep and you’ve got LOTS of history

he doesn’t dare tell the twins what he found no matter how much they bug him

until they bribe him at just the right price

and when aran finds out and tells kita?? ohhh boy it’s lights out for all three of them

oh my god ,,, would kill for u he loves u so much

one time you were kidnapped and held hostage

bro saw red

MAFIA ANNIHILATION SPEEDRUN ANY % NO GLITCH

he got world record time

wiped out the entire conglomerate behind it - nothing and nobody left behind after that

and of course, made sure you were safe.

yandere? ofc not...i mean...just look at him...so innocent...he would never...sharpening that knife...with splattered blood all over him...

is now joined at the hip with u,,,no matter how much you tell him you’ll be fine now and that you have tons of reliable bodyguards he won’t let it go

“don’t you have to go back to your place?” “this is my duty as both a fellow associate and your future husband.” aww,,,ur so sweet...but BRUH PLEASE GO HOME ARAN IS DOING EVERYTHING OVER THERE

makes sure to build a headquarters DIRECTLY NEXT TO YOURS so that its faster

and it’s not long until he just signs a deal to merge ur factions together (since yall getting married anyways)

and oh my god...ur underground wedding is SO SO PRETTY

absolutely DOESN’T care if he’s smuggling jewels from different countries - he’s having your ring CUSTOM MADE and the way you want it. “the diamond is too small? sure thing, darling, i’ll have it 7 times that size.”

makes sure everything is perfect in ur wedding <333 its very extravagant and even though its not really his style he’ll do anything for you

he absolutely WOULD take your last name if you wanted. FIGHT ME ON THIS

takes you to his private island for ur honeymoon so that the two of you don’t have to worry about work

meanwhile aran is scrambling around the place trying to cover for the both of you

he’s a VERY romantic husband - NEVER takes off his ring even for security. he says its practically a part of him just like you are <3

the ring has a built in tracker connected to an app. possessive? noooo...

in other words this escalated pretty quickly but i aint complaining if it gets me married to kita

--EXTRA EXTRA!! other characters’ roles!!--

officer!daichi:

karasuno squadron consists of:

cops: daichi (duh), asahi (mostly patrol, he hates confrontation), tanaka & noya (mostly accompanied by ennoshita), hinata & kageyama

investigators/detectives: sugawara, ennoshita, yamaguchi, tsukishima, kiyoko, yachi

surveillance: narita, kinoshita, tsukishima too

househusband!oikawa:

makki and mattsun are also househusbands

iwaizumi is a malewife fhasodjkasdhf-

ceo!kuroo:

lev is the newbie that walked in on u two-

janet still a bitch

kenma is his fellow ceo buddy. he also owns a multimillion dollar company and kuroo’s and his have a sort-of contract so you see him a lot in meetings

yaku is like one of the top performing managers so whenever yall have branch meetings he’s there

dog hybrid!bokuto:

kuroo is the black neighborhood cat bokuto almost murdered cough cough i did that on purpose yes i did

kenma is also another neighborhood cat. you don’t see him around that often but now that bokuto got jealous he stays far away.

hinata is the orange chihuahua i briefly mentioned

i couldn’t decide whether akaashi would stay human and be his previous owner or also be a cat/dog/owl. so lets say he’s ur human friend that is your bestie and comes over a lot. bokuto likes him, though. still gets jealous a bit.

pirate!ushijima:

tendou is practically is right hand man

the rest of the team have something to give idk how to explain pirate team members okay-

BUT BUT BUT- they do have sea rivals which are the seijoh pirates. you ran into them one day and oikawa thought you were kidnapped (you were, but you liked it there) so he tried to do you justice and failed miserably. ushijima ragdolled him into the ocean when he flirted w you.

mafia!kita:

the twins are something akin to mercenaries basically. or just plain lackeys.

suna is an informant/cyber mercenary. he gathers information about ppl which is how he knew about you. and he’s a hacker lol.

aran is his second-in-command, omimi + ginjima are his bodyguards

a/n: im going to regret posting this

#haikyuu #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu captains #daichi sawamura #oikawa toru #kuroo tetsuro #kita shinsuke #ushijima wakatoshi #bokuto kotaro #x reader

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djxrxn · 3 years

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more cuddle headcanons

everyone really liked the cuddle hcs for the main three bucket boys, (which is right here!!), and i wanted to try out some characters that i would like to write for in the future. this post is all star wars characters, i’ll make a different post later on with the pascal characters !!

also, the phasma fic is taking A Bit Longer because it’s going to be a pretty big fic (it’s currently at 5.1 k and i still have a lot to work on). school also just started, so please bear with me!! i will have it up as soon as possible, in the meantime, i’ll post some smaller projects like this!! enjoy!!

warnings: cursing, some mentions of sexual content

w/c: about 2.1k

cobb vanth

i honestly think an argument can be made that cobb vanth is one of the most partner-material guys in the galaxy far far away. he’s very personable, he’s overall pretty warm - he’s an expert in affectionate, sweet shit. he’s always bringing up cuddling together or curling up in the corner of the cantina of Mos Pelgo, you’re not gonna have to strong arm him for love at all!

i think cobb likes to lay on you - like he’ll lay his head on your tummy or in your lap. play with his hair, scratch his head, maybe sing your marshal a little song !! i dont see him falling asleep, but if YOU’RE tired, he’ll absolutely do the same thing for you - you can lay on him, and he’ll sing little tune and you can drift off to sleep.

little spoon, don’t EVEN try to argue, this man is the little spoon, please hold him, wrap your arms around him, he loves it !! he’ll lay his head on your chest, or lean his head back to give you little kisses and wink at you.

very fine with pda, actually speaking of kisses, will steal them all DAY long. you’re trying to work on the speeder bike that’s been busted for months?? cobb is gonna be hanging around your work station, waitin for the perfect moment to give you a little peck on the cheek. (). i dont even think he’s a like “cuddly partner,” i think he’s just super friendly, and if he’s in a relationship, he’s gonna want to be hanging around you and getting a bunch of affection. and AGAIN no toxic masculinity here - there’s no shame or like embarrassment when you want to hold hands or kiss in public, like he’s all for it!

okay i- this is not necessarily sexual, but okay hear me out. i live somewhere super hot, and the best way to be is inside, in the dark, fan on high and as little clothes as possible. so i think for somewhere like mos pelgo, if he’s got some down time at home, he’s absolutely stripping down to as few layers as possible (if at all). so you know, dont be surprised if you’re hanging out at his place, and he walks around in like his (underwear), it’s just really hot and he has to wear a lot of layers, he’s sweating

bo katan kryze

fuck you, i like bo

this will be a short section just because she is not very cuddly at all, and in general, is pretty cold and icy. i don’t know if she doesn’t like affection and pda if she’s just not interested, or if she’s extremely defensive and really wants to push that she’s a stone cold badass and has no weaknesses.

if you manage to get bo to sort of slow down and relax, and she is in a relationship with you, she’ll show affection in like acts and services, specifically when it comes to your safety. like she’ll run extra patrols and will do everything in her power to make sure you are never in danger. the most cuddly she gets is when you sleep next to her every night, and even then you both have like Your Own Space when sleeping. listen, there’s probably a lot of depth in bo katan, and how much she’s lost (a lot of it sort of her own fault), and how much she wants to regain and take back, and the lengths she is willing to go to, and like listen we all have weak moments, like obviously she’s gonna wanna have your head in her lap SOMETIMES. but she’s also a top and SHe’s BuSY so you know.

koska reeves & axe wolves

i’m combining these two here in one section, wow

FUCK YOU, I LIKE AXE. out of all three of the like Mandalore mandalorians, i think he’s the most like affectionate. i think once you win him over, and show you’re not gonna ghost him or like idk try to kill him, i think he’s pretty casual. you can lay on him, and he’s cool with laying on you. he’s not really embarrassed with pda - he’s not like Against it completely, but he likes a quick kiss here and there. very sweet boy, very kind and gentle, he will flirt with you even after you get together, like its a constant stream of like cheesy pick up lines and one liners, he’s very dorky. just a dumb nerd, why are y’all so MEAN to him smh embarrassing

koska…,..,.,..,.., what a WOMAN. i think she’s like halfway between axe and bo in terms of affection in a relationship. like i think you have to build up a lot of trust, and establish a like respect between the two of you, but like she has no problem with letting you lounge around and curl up with her. i also think she’s gonna be protective, but honestly that’s a mando thing. they care about the people who care about them. i don;t think she gives a single fuck, so if you want to makeout in public, or even just want to hold her hand because your nervous, she absolutely wil let you like she does not seem the kind to like deny/reject you, you know? anyways i am in love with koska, sasha banks i am free every day i love u queen we stan

fennec shand

the one the ONLY. the most exciting thing about fennec is that she literally doesn’t give a fuck, so pda?? yeah, if you like fennec’s hand on your waist and her tongue down your throat and don’t mind other people around, shes super down with giving you some love in public. that’s not to saw she’s down with like fucking in public or in front of people, shes just not ashamed of her relationship and cares more about you than what other people think of you two.

big spoon!! lay in her arms, let her cradle you and take care of you!! i think she also really enjoys you laying your head in her lap (i have another drabble about this here) but that way she can trace your face, or play with your hair if you like your hair played with, or even just kiss your nose.

you two normally lounge around in boba’s palace. there’s some sofas and lounge areas in the throne room that you two curl up on, but there’s a balcony on one of the upper levels that’s your favorite spot. you can lay next to her and enjoy her affections while the stars slowly drag themselves into the night sky. you’re away from prying eyes, and you can discuss your future with her and where you both might travel tom if you can sneak away for a few days. she’ll tell you all of the gossip of the crime world and all of the people boba and her have to sort through to establish the new king of the underbelly of the galaxy. its your and hers spot!! just a place to vibe and cuddle in peace.

fennec doesn’t really sleep. she’s a mapper, rather than her like conking out for nine hours at a time. she doesn’t mind if you like sleep, you can sleep on her anytime !! lay your head on her shoulder, or on her chest — she‘ll keep you safe while you drift off to sleep.

maul

maul is pretty grumpy, i have a cuddly drabble with him you can read here, but for the most part i think maul is the standard grumpy guy who doesn’t mind curling up with his s/o when they want to !! there are gonna be times where he’s not interested in touch or physical contact — maul has days that he needs space and time, whether he’s processing and meditating on past events, or if he’s just in need of maul-time. the best thing to do in those days is wait for him to sort of open the proverbial door to let you back in, or to wait until he crawls into your lap or into your bed to rest.

he normally won’t refuse affections, but i the mornings he wakes up and all he can think about is your skin against his, or how sweet your eyes are, he’s not letting you do ANYTHINg. he wants your head on his CHEST he wants you in his ARM you are CUDDLING RIGHT NOW

i don’t really see maul being a little spoon (yes i do, i’m pretty tall so everyone is a little spoon if you’re under 5’11) BUT i think maul likes to hold you against his chest, and to wrap his arms around you. theres a protective element too. everything has been taken from maul, and he likes knowing your safe in his arms. if u DO catch his being a little spoon, he’s gonna be grumpy and very snickety with you.

i don’t know how much you’’ be going out and about with maul, but pda just from a safety perspective is gonna be a soft know. if you’re in public with him, he’ll always be around you — maybe his hand will rest on your lower back or shoulder, or maybe a few of his fingers will curl around yours. just don’t expect to be making out in public, your relationship is taken very seriously by maul, and he’ll want to be careful and err on the side of caution.

maul likes it when you kiss him. he likes it when you pepper kisses all over his cheeks and along his jaw, he likes when you trace his marks and tattoos and place little kisses on his chest. something sweet and warm blooms in his chest when you reach over to pull his hand over so you can kiss his knuckles. its a gentle affection that no one has ever wanted to give maul. he sort of gives you the cold shoulder after the first few kisses, but he quickly is addicted with the unconditional love and attention and affection you give him.

obi wan

okay here me out, so jedis are not allowed like attachments, so i don’t thing like Legally Officially you can cuddle with obi wan oh no sad BUT. that is not to say, if maybe, idk, there’s only one seat left on the star destroyer home, or only one BED while you too are on a very important jedi MISSION, well i mean. it’s not obi wan’s fault if you two end up cursing up, right? i mean, it is a little chilly on this planet, so it’s smart to stay together. for warmth.

you’re gonna end up with your legs tangled, your arms around his neck, your hands tangled in his mullet — hes warmer than you expected, he radiates heat. maybe it’s how strong he is in the force, or if he’s just a warm body (or even if beneath the cool exterior, his blood runs hot) but you won’t need a ton of blankets if you have him.

big spoon, a lot of like Vanilla Top energy from him. like i think if you do end up spooning or fucking, it’s gonna be simple. kenobi’s knowledge of sex and relationships is going to be very limited, and his experience is gonna be pretty limited as well. he knows the like most Basic position, the most Basic way to get you both off. if you continue with your relationship and trust each other more, and you can teach him a few tricks, he’ll warm up to the idea of you being a big spoon and maybe even topping.

obviously no pda, but when you’re around him, his sort of Presence makes itself more known to you, like you Feel him more than you would other people, even if he’s a few rooms away, you Know he’s near by you. it’s nothing sharp or crazy explicit in terms of like I FEEL HIS AURA AND SHIT like it’s just something gentleman reassuring and it’s all Him. little moments with him — meeting his eye across the room, your hands bumping into his, his hands lingering on you when he passes for just a moment longer than they should — it’s all you have with obi, and you cherish them so deeply. obi wan is gonna think about your affection long after you leave him — it’s an emotional thing for him. it’s the one point of contact and affection, and as much as you think about obi wan and your little moments, obi wan thinks about them more.

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tomorrowsdrama · 3 years

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2020: A Year in Thirst

In 1985, Gabriel Garcia Marquez gave the world Love in the Time of Cholera. In 2020 (er, I guess it’s now 2021), I give to you, Thirst in the Time of Covid-19 or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace the Thirst, a brief recap of all the dramas I watched in 2020 and whether such dramas made yours truly parched..

The list contains dramas that premiered in 2020, but also dramas from previous years. If I watched it or attempted to watch it in 2020, it’s on the list.

EDIT: Ok, I’m going to have to do this in multiple parts because apparently I watched more dramas in 2020 than I remembered and talking about them all in one post would just be too long.

This also serves as a sort of greeting to all the people who recently followed me. I don’t know how or why, but thank you for being interested in my thirst, and also so sorry for everything you have/will witness here! I started this side blog last December 2019 as a place to dump all my fangirl feels and thirst with unbridled abandon and let’s just say, the thirst REALLY ramped up in 2020 during quarantine and all the political chaos/uncertainty. The state of the world may be uncertain, but my thirst will always be a comforting constant! LOL. If you want to thirst or fangirl/boy together, I’m all ears.

Anyway, let’s start with the drama that was partially the inspiration for this list.

1. The Wolf

Brief Summary: Sweet hot boy raised in the wilderness/by wolves meets sweet beautiful girl and they fall in love. Shitty evil people do shitty evil things to them to cause a misunderstanding and they are separated for years. Sweet hot boy is given the “Sexy Bloody Tormented Killer Makeover” TM and turns into a VERY VERY BAD HOT Wolf Man after being tortured/brainwashed by an evil asshole king who “adopted” him. Bad Hot Wolf Man reunites with sweet beautiful girl but because of third party machinations in the past, he thinks that she betrayed him so he is suuuuuuch an ass to her (while still maintaining hotness). But even beneath the asshattery (and sexy jerky smirks), he can’t help his love for her and it’s just *chefs kiss*. The angst, the pining, the mutual sacrifice for each other, the torment of wanting to be together but not being able to be together because of external forces/circustances, oh I am getting in a tizzy just thinking about it. I won’t reveal anymore so as not to spoil the drama, but just know the ending may destroy you.

Is she thirsty? Am I thirsty? AM I THIRSTY? Oh honey, if you don’t know the answer to that, then you must either be new here or you haven’t been paying attention to any of my posts in the past few weeks. Look, from the first moment the camera panned to Darren Wang’s very well-defined and tan chest and windswept hair, all semblance of shame and dignity I ever tried to feign on this tumblr was immediately thrown out the window. The feelings that he inspired within me were purely primal. My cavewoman ancestor from millennia ago stopped gathering food in the harsh wilderness for a brief second to transmigrate into my body and go “me want big strong man!”

I mean, below is literally our introduction to Wolf Boy. Am I supposed to just witness this and not feel anything? The director knew what he/she was doing. Anybody who worked on the drama who says they didn’t intend to exploit Darren Wang’s assets is a BOLD FACED LIAR. And this isn’t even Wolf boy in his hottest form.

That would be this:

Damn, your girl needs a moment here. When Wolf Boy turns into Bad Hot Wolf Man, wheeeeewww. The things that came out of my mouth and the thoughts that popped up into my head.

Examples of shameless fangirl drooling can be found here: https://tomorrowsdrama.tumblr.com/post/636986055498792960/dangermousie-this-should-be-illegal-i-mean Here: https://tomorrowsdrama.tumblr.com/post/637238885944033280/dangermousie-i-am-fucking-dead-the-end-this Here: https://tomorrowsdrama.tumblr.com/post/637793196830769152/dangermousie-wolfie-acquired-a-kid-omg Here: https://tomorrowsdrama.tumblr.com/post/635272988321775616/dangermousie-i-dont-know-about-you-guys-but and here: https://tomorrowsdrama.tumblr.com/post/637621638524977152/dangermousie-hnnnnnnnngh-i-am-beginning-to-forget

Honestly, just check out The Wolf tag on @dangermousie tumblr and you won’t be disappointed. Prepare to become obsessed, horny, and heartbroken.

Would I watch it minus the thirst traps? Have you ever thirsted so much that you couldn’t separate what reaction was hormonal and what was objective? Like the guy is so hot to you that when your friends ask you what do you like about him, the first 10 things you can think of are “he’s hot!” and then you try to remind yourself that you’re not a shallow person who actually cares about things other than looks but at the same time you can’t for the life of you think of a non-hot based trait that you like about the guy Yeah, that’s what happened here so sorry, I can’t give you an objective opinion. It’s not that there’s nothing objectively good about The Wolf, it’s just that my judgment is too clouded by Darren Wang’s abs and big hands. But from what I can tell by other people’s posts, even if you didn’t thirst for Darren Wang (Are you made of stone? But also, can you please teach me your magic so I can go back to being a semi-functional working woman?), The Wolf is still a very enjoyable drama with its own non-Darren Wang related merits.

2. My Beautiful Bride

Brief Summary: A drama about a strait-laced banker who wears a dorky backpack and rides a bicycle everywhere while wearing the dorkiest looking helmet ever and his beautiful bride-to-be whom he is hopelessly devoted to. This being a kdrama, and an OCN drama at that, things aren’t all what they appear to be. Yes, you read that right, an OCN. ROMANCE. DRAMA. Turns out the beautiful bride-to-be has a dangerous past that soon comes back to haunt her and she mysteriously disappears one day from strait-laced banker’s life in the typical kdrama way to protect him. Part of the reason she leaves him is also because she doesn’t want him to know about her past because she doesn’t think she’s good enough for him. Little does she know, he knows everything about her past and accepts it all. The only reason why he doesn’t bring it up is because he knows she doesn’t want him to know about that part of herself and he loves her so much he’s willing to do anything to make her happy. But also, another thing she doesn’t know is that underneath that boring but perfectly ironed suit, is a finely chiseled, super efficient fighting machine who did his mandatory military service in the special forces. He is like the terminator meets Liam Neeson’s character in Taken. He has a very particular set of skills and will stop at nothing to get his bride back.

Is she thirsty? Please just watch this video and you will have your answer: https://youtu.be/Ut9MhxWadHM

Prior to The Wolf, My Beautiful Bride was probably the most thirst-inducing drama I watched in 2020.

I mean, just look

at this

at all of this

I don’t’ know how Joo Young saw that body and never questioned whether he really was just a banker. The writers of the drama must be super heterosexual men who are blind because so many of the characters in the drama question why someone as beautiful as Joo Young would ever want to be with someone like the banker. Um..Um...aside from the fact that he is financially well off, treats her well, is loving and respectful of her, and prioritizes her over everything else, JUST LOOK AT HIM. I was so thirsty for Kim Mu Yeol in this role that I would accidentally tag this drama as My Beautiful Banker sometimes. The banker was on a relentless one-man mission to take back his bride and turn me on in the process and ooooooh boy was he successful on both fronts. He is seriously sex on legs every time he beats up a baddie in his quest to find answers about Joo Young’s whereabouts.

Would I watch it minus the thirst traps? I binged the first six episodes of this drama in one afternoon partly because of my thirst, but also partly because it’s a very well made crime-action-gangster drama. This is an OCN drama so you can expect a competently made production with well choreographed/bloody action scenes and a solid script.

3. Scarlet Heart Ryeo / Moon Lovers

Brief Summary: IU plays Hae Soo, a modern woman who is somehow transported back in time to the Goryeo period. There, she gets entangled with a group of royal princes. Her two main love interests are Wang So (played by Lee Jun Ki) and Wang Wook (played by Kang Ha Neul). The princes vie for the throne and some of them for Hae Soo’s affection. Lee Jun Ki does what he does best, which is play a sexy tortured deadly man who looks way too good with blood splattered on his face. Kang Ha Neul is the seemingly kind prince/daddy long legs character who turns out to be not so kind or daddy long leggy. Hae Soo is...well IU did the best she could with what she was given (which was a hot inconsistent mess).

Is she thirsty? Scarlet Heart Ryeo is like the honeypot of thirst traps. It’s essentially a reverse harem set up with a prince for everyone.

Like them young and cute? Then try the 10th prince, Wang Eun.

Want them big, tall, and kinda dumb? Here’s the 14th prince Wang Jung for ya.

Want an evil bastard with an affinity for guyliner? Try out 3rd prince Wang Yo.

Tall, slender, and scholarly? 13th prince Baek-ah will fill your needs.

Is a kind/gentle man who will ultimately disappoint you because he doesn’t show up when you need him most more your speed? Well, let me introduce you to 8th prince, Wang Wook.

Kinda scary but oh so hot and with a ton of baggage? We’re talking, I overpacked and brought 10 overstuffed large suitcases levels of baggage. 4th prince Wang So is the guy for you.

And if you prefer someone with no personality, presence, or memorable traits, I got a two-for-one deal for you in the crown prince Wang Mu and 9th prince Wang Won.

Would I watch it minus the thirst traps? There is political intrigue, scheming, romance, fluffy hijinks (my least favorite parts of the drama), angst, beautiful costumes, and pretty decent fight scenes. Scarlet Heart Ryeo is a pretty solid fusion/fantasy sageuk mostly thanks to Lee Jun Ki. The only person who has ever carried a larger load on his back is Atlas. I’m not saying all the other actors are horrendous. It’s just very clear that the one elevating the material beyond the inconsistencies/messiness/elementary politics of the script is Lee Jun Ki. Your enjoyment level of the drama will likely increase if you are a fan of any of the main actors.

#the wolf #darren wang #my beautiful bride #kim mu yeol #scarlet heart ryeo #moon lovers: scarlet heart ryeo #lee jun ki #kang ha neul #ji soo #cdrama #kdrama

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katsukikitten · 4 years

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Stood Up

A/N Yall thank my friend for sending me rando tumblr screencaps from well aged posts. I just was like oo good fic idea and now here it is. I finally took time to write it. ENJOY!

Unblinking eyes gaze at you in curiosity mixed heavily with pity as you gulp down your fifth complimentary water.

Fellow diners stare, watching the scene unfold with heavy hearts although it is making good dinner conversation. Your dress now constricting when it was once body con. Hugging your curved

You'd been here long enough to watch couples come and go. Families to sit and laugh all the way through coffee and dessert.

Their gazes feel heavy.

"Are you ready to order yet?" The waitress asks kindly, trying hard to keep the pity off of her face, but you know that she knows "Or perhaps more bread?"

You stare down at the third *empty* basket, you bite the inside of your lip to keep your cool. White hot rage flows through your vein competing against burning embarrassment and the tears collecting in your eyes.

The slim waitress begins to collect the empty baskets, giving you a once over. You feel the pity radiating off of her in waves.

"Just a few more minutes please." You smile politely.

"There is heavy traffic tonight." She smiles back trying to encourage you but all it does is remind you that everyone knows what's happening in this restaurant and it is just *you* who is delusional.

And you're beginning to wonder how long you can tell yourself that traffic really is to blame.

It had been well over an hour from the time agreed upon by both yourself and your supposed date. Your phone is still dry, glass staring up with no notification in sight.

Hell not even a spam email.

Biting rouged lips you dig through your purse for any sort of cash to tip the waitress who so kindly took care of you while you sat their waiting patiently like an idiot.

Stood up.

It wasnt like this was the first time. You'd been stood up before and after giving them fifteen extra minutes of time you'd text them "Dont fucking bother my guy." Before ordering yourself a delicious meal and dessert.

Happy over the result, loving the longer life.

But shit you actually LIKED this guy. It was supposed to be your third date with him. He kissed you and left you at your door step damnit!

Or maybe that should have been hint enough.

A sharp inhale to collect yourself before you pat the 10 on the table. Making sure to keep your head held high when suddenly a strong hand clamps on your shoulder. Keeping you seated.

"Hey baby." He says a little loudly, you look into glittering rubies with a begrudged almost angry look. He flashes a wide tooth smile before kissing you on your cheek. Adding, again slightly above a normal voice.

"There was a crazy accident! I left the uber and had to walk here. And you know me I can't keep my phone charged to save my life."

The chair across from you slides across dark hardwood floors before it is settled into. A wink of shining rubies as you stare with now heated eyes.

"Play along? The names Kirishima Eijiro." He winks again.

Who the fuck was this guy?

Dressed in black with a blazing red tie, black vest and matching black shirt sleeves rolled to his forearms.

Why the fuck did he sit down across from you?

And why the fuck wasn't he scared of the death glare you were giving him?

Before you can ask the waitress comes over, giving Kirishima a slight glare.

A glance of "You better be paying" and "You better buy the gorgeous lady dessert!"

It does not go unnoticed by the red head, who happily takes the blame for the delay.

Better than the latter, which was you, this stunningly beautiful woman was being stood up.

It was unmanly. Not to mention it was hurting his heart.

"Bring a bottle of..." He glances to you, giving you a once over before a smile creep along his soft lips, "Actually make it a whiskey neat and a nice rum and coke?"

"Coming right up. Do you need a few moments?" She glances over the two of you, the waitress must know how famished you were. Well he sat across from you, enduring your harshest of glares, so a little pressure wouldn't hurt.

"Eijiro, order for me please *baby*?" You purr, folding up your menu, he takes your request with stride.

Shooting in the dark and hoping for the best.

"She'll have the parm crusted chicken, side caesar salad with the dressing on the side and fries." He winks your way, a smirk slides onto your lips, "I'll have the sirloin, rare to medium rare please and a loaded baked potato."

"Coming right up." She smiles, collecting the menus before happily waltzing to the order board.

You lean forward, a signature cat smile plastered on your lips.

"Not bad. Not bad." You take a sip of your refilled water, "It was Eijiro right?"

He laughs, its warm and kind, causing your stomach to flutter.

"Yes, I didn't catch your name?" He leans closer as you lean back, guarded.

"First, you have to answer why you decided to sit down across from me."

His everlasting smile falters for just a moment. He swallows, debating on answering truthfully or with a lie.

He thinks better of it.

"I didn't like the idea of such stunning fiercoity to be stood up. It was unmanly of your date and...." He waits for the waitress to set your drinks down before continuing, "Dickish."

It is your turn to laugh aloud as you watch a small blush creep upon his cheeks, bringing out the brightness of his eyes. You were truly in the presence of a gentleman, what with him waiting before cursing and speaking so lowly.

While you would have been brash, loud, and uncaring.

He relishes the sound of your sultry laugh, making him wonder what other parts of you were this...this intensely breathtaking.

He quiets some of his dirtier thoughts as he swallows down his desire with the whiskey.

"So you just happened to see me?" You nurse your own drink.

"Yes and no, I hear a couple talking about it on their way out. I was supposed to be with my friends tonight." His eyes roam the room, he smiles and you follow his gaze, "Well more of a work meeting."

A small group with a rowdy ash blonde, a quiet jade haired man, a petite chestnut brown haired woman and a man with a mop of mostly white hair.

For once in your life you feel a little guilty, his group of friends/co workers look fun.

You shouldn't be stealing him away just because he was saving you a bit of embarrassment.

"Oh, go back to them. I've eaten alone plenty of times." You smile his way, "I can cancel our orders."

"Oh no, like I said I'm not about to allow such a stunning fiercoity such as yourself to sit alone." He leans closer, his voice hushed and laced with concern, "Plus you looked....lonely. You must have liked him?"

Seeing him so worried about a strangers emotional state has your stomach in knots, your drink goes down easy before you shrug your shoulders.

"Key word, *liked*" You smile devilishly at him, a set of sharp teeth greet you in return.

"So what do you do for a living that you can have a meeting at a five star restaurant?" Curiosity finally getting the better of you as you pay what was supposed to be his table a final glance.

He let's out a low sigh, it sounds tired to you.

"Hero work." His smile is a fraction of its normal luster.

Or what you considered normal in the past twenty minutes or so.

"Ah, hard work I'm sure. Cheers." You clink his glass, "To you and your crew for keeping us all safe."

He gives you a pondering look before his smile returns to normal.

"Cheers." A quick swallow before your food is set before you.

Both of you sitting in comfortable silence. You watch as he cuts into his steak, the muscles in his arms contracting with each movement. Struggling to stay in his shirt at times, although the shirt did not seem too tight.

You smile as a devilish idea takes over, you stab one of his extra bites, the steak melts in your mouth. Biting back a moan as you savor the flavor.

You cut him a piece of your chicken, he goes to take your fork from your delicate, yet deadly, hand before you pull back.

He looks at you with furrowed brows before he catches on as you gently tilt the fork towards him. He takes a bite, holding eye contact before sliding off the piece of meat.

The chicken dances along his tongue melding with the crusted buttery bread crumbs and cheese.

Your heart slams into your chest, demanding to be heard.

Hell seen with how hard its ramming into your ribcage, wanting to burst free for the first time in a long time.

Another smile spreads across your slightly flushed cheeks.

All the while Kirishima cannot help but imagine what a devine creature such as yourself would taste like.

Sweet.

At least that's what he thought.

"What do you do for a living?" Knife slicing through tender beef. A pause on your end as you debate should you lie or tell the truth.

Well, the date wasn't going awfully, it wouldn't be a bad idea for one of your dates to know the truth.

"I'm a writer."

"What no way?! Like for the paper or published?" You swallow your worry.

"Published."

"Is that why you have yet to give me your name?" He peers up at you attempting to read your body language.

Only when you laughed was your guard down.

It had been partially if not mostly up for majority if this going on hour.

You paused, is that why you always used a pseudonym for fear that someone would put two and two together?

That they may have read your work?

And what if they hated it?

So fucking what if they did, you remind yourself with a sip of your liquor.

"Guess." Another famous cat smile. Kirishima ponders, fork and knife forgotten as he thinks.

"Oh! You do the crime books with that bad ass mob boss woman!" He snaps his fingers to attempt to remember, "'A Lone Red Rose,' ugh it's been on my reading list forever!"

"You're lying." You giggle but when his face becomes crestfallen you almost retreat your half tease half accusation.

A lot of firsts were happening for you tonight.

"Y/LN, you're a best freaking seller! I've been dying to know but never have time. I'm on the first chapter. I'm where the main crooks right hand man's wife gets SNATCHED in the middle of the night! I'm on the edge of my seat but I lost my book and hadn't had time to get a new one." He kinda sulks at the end.

"What happened to it?" Curiosity dances along your tone.

"Oh well Bakugou, the blonde at the table, " A point of your fork and a spy of your eye, "He had to blow up our steak out car to divert the perpetrator from hurting a civilian. He gave me the money for it three fold but I have yet to make it to the store."

"Ah." Is all you offer as you gaze over at his much different life.

Your newly banded tattoo seems to itch extra tonight, you choose to ignore it as another question comes out.

"But I've read so many reviews! Everyone speculates if you've done hero work before, or even shadowing. Some think you're writing your life. I'm guessing shadowing. Am I right?" He looks at you with expectant eyes and you smile warmly to him.

He was kind, unsuspected and reminded you so much of sunshine.

"Who's to say it's not my life?" You giggle and he laughs as well.

"Well the main love interest, again from what I heard, sounds explosive, temper wise. So unless Bakugou is a Mob Boss' son then I'm finding that highly doubtful." His laughter is contagious and you join in once more.

Let this be as it is and as he thinks.

"Ah yes, that would be a funny thought.: You glance at the table again before returning to that glittering gaze, "But you're right. I shadowed heroes in abroad. America actually before my Father sent me here."

"Oh what for?"

"To expand his business. I only just decided to go along with it." You bat long lashes his way.

He orders dessert, the two of you get along quite nicely before he insists he walks you to either the train station or a cab.

"I'll be fine. I'm not helpless or quirkless." It almost comes out a snarl, he places your coat onto your shoulders anyway.

"I would never think that of you. Any woman is capable of defending herself. But I was raised to aid anyway. Please do not take offense my love." He blushes at the end, realizing too late how real that sounded. You curl into the crook of his arm as he places his hand on your hip.

"Thank you my love." You smile up at him only to be pulled closer. He walks you to the curb in front of the restaurant to the idling dark car.

Your idling dark car, with a scarred looking driver. He blinks as the scene gives him a ghost of a feeling. He shakes it off. He goes to open your door for you, stopping just above the handle.

"Oh one more thing." A heavy blush rushes into his cheeks. Suddenly he is nervous, "May I have your time again? For a real date?"

You look deep into his eyes for deception and when you find none your smile.

Another genuine, heart melting smile before you lean up to him. Pressing your lips to his softly, swiping your tongue over his lips for a moment, hinging at what the two of you could be.

It all just depends on your mood and how much you cared to reveal.

He was a hero after all.

But he was so damn handsome.

"Eijiro, that's the realest date I've been on in a long time. Your phone?" You hold out your hand and his face fall.

"I didn't lie about it being dead." He scratches the back of your head and you pull out yours. He gives you his number that you text a winky face too before he opens your door.

Totally lapping up the presence of a true fucking gentleman. Hopefully that only went so far into the bedroom.

You looked at him through the tinted glass before rummaging around in the back seat. Your hands finding purchase on the cracking spine.

Ink slides across paper in a smooth concession before you roll the window down, peeking over it.

"For you." You smirk, "Let me know what you think when you've finished."

"I..I will!" He says as your roll your window up, the driver pulling away giving you a look.

"Madame, you realize that was Red Riot right?" He asks, concern melting into rage that he would dare touch you

"Yes, I know." Cat smile painting your lips.

"Oi! You stood us up to not even fuck?!" Bakugou have snarls, half teases when he finds him out on the curb.

"I got her number."

"Tch, come on let's go. Glad you finally got a copy of that damn book you won't shut the hell up about. You reread it so much that it was falling apart. I did you a favor that day."

"Haha yea Thanks Katsuki." Another suck at the blondes teeth.

Kirishima knew it was you the second he heard you laugh, he had read your book countless times.

He had an idea of who you were.

But he had no idea that his glittering Ruby eyes were staring down at a fortune. The very first and test print of your book, now adorned with your signature and lipstick mark on the front page.

To my hero for the night. 💋

#kirishima x reader #eijirou x reader #eijiro x reader #bnha x reader #bnha au #bnha kirishima #bnha red riot #bnha fanfiction #bnha imagine

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voidselfshipp · 3 years

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Childhood Memories

Cw:injury, food and Bullying mention.

Ok to rb

Rorschach stood there, stunned , the woman before him.

Was she?.

No It couldnt be...

♡~~~~~~~~~~♡

Walter ran down the stairs, its winter and he had a jacket on, he ran across the street and banged on the door.

--whose It?--a Man asked.

--i uh...I came to pick up jerico! Sir!--he hides his hands on his pockets.

He hears rustling and a girl Came out, she had her hair in a bun, all bundled up for the cold.

-- wally!-- she hugged him tightly.

--Jerico!-- he said smiling-- ready to go play in the snow?

She nodds and both start to run around, the street, throwing snow at eachother, playing around until jerico is shoved forcefully, Walter catched her.

--Oh sorry-- two older boys looked at jerico-- youre very pretty

She took her Friends hand-- youre very rude and a Brute!

The two boys looked at eachother and tried to Grab her, Walter, however stood between them.

--Look! The whoreson wants to protect his little friend!

He clenches his fist,he felt her hand against his shoulder,and she whispered to his ear-- you dont have to do it...

--huh?! What are you two whispering about

Walter looks at jer with a concerned look, she shakes her head and he steps aside.

Before the boys can say anything, a rock came flying out of nowhere,hitting one of the boys in the eye, then another that came from the hands of Walter.

The boys pick on him, leaving poor wally with a black eye.

Though, jeri stepped In pushing both boys aside.

--dont touch him!-- the snow around her melts, the ground cracks,her fists clenched as various rocks coming from the sidewalk fly at the kids, who retreat running for their lives.

With a sad expression jerico helped Walter up.

--Are you okay?

He puts some snow against his eye--ill be fine...thank you ...

Both end up sitting on the stairs that took to jeris home, sitting on the small porch,with a warm drink.

--y'know?--Walter said taking a sip from his hot coco--when im older ill train and protect you! Ill Keep you safe jer!

She smiles, and cuddles closer to him, his spare arm around her waist.

She puts her head on his shoulder, Walter smiles.

-- hey lemme help you with that--jerico pressed a kiss to his swollen eye, he felt better instantly.

-- ill never figure out how you do this things

She chuckles and takes out of her inner pocket a beautiful white scarf-- me and my aunts got you this,I think youll like it

Walter takes he oversized scarf putting it on-- it smells like you...thank you!-- he kisses her cheek.

-- its big so you can use it for a long time!

That night, Walter felt happy, even if his mother berrated him, he got to cuddle up in bed, with his New little gift.

♡~~~~~~~~~♡

-- rorschach? Rorschach you there?--nite owl asked, as rorschach only let go of his scarf.

-- yes, just thinking...New girl seems familiar

--Hmm, you should go talk to her!--.

Walter Turned to his friend as if he was crazy, he shook his head-- no way, no way Daniel

So, Walter sorted to observe her from afar, he looked at her every chance he got, she was so similar to--

--Jerico!--laurie called-- d'you know where we left the cookies yesterday? We're making hot coco and some of us are starving!

--oh yeah!-- jerico answered-- second cupboard, top shelf!

"Jerico?....okay that was a coincidence.

No no,how many people in the world are named jerico?." Walter thought, as he sat on the table with the rest of the watchmen.

He lifted his mask up, just above his lips so he could drink.

It was a cold snowy night.

--y'know? Coming back here, it reminds me of a childhood story-- jerico said looking at her drink--i knew this kid...Walter, Walter kovacs--instaly, nite owl Turned to rorschach who acted as if he wasnt listening-- he was a very cute boy,Man, I had a crush on him.., one day we went to play, a day just like this one, snowy. A kid shoved me, Walter got in between the two bullies and protected me.., I gifted Him a huge scarf that day I wonder whatever happened to him...I also remember his shit ass mother...poor thing

Laurie patted jeris back--wherever he is I bet hes just thinking about you

She chuckled--i hope so, he mustve grown into a handsome adult now

After that night of crime fighting, jer went back home, scared shitless when she saw rorschach in her kitchen.

--what are you doing here? Did something happend?

--no, just wanted to see you-- he said eating from a can of lentils.

--huh, okay-- jerico left her bag on the couch--whats up?

--you...you seem familiar, known you before, familiar....

She tilted her head.

Just the way his childhood friend would.

--i had friend like you, long time ago, defended her from bullies, got hurt, she healed me with kiss...you you look so much like her, too much

Jerico looked at him-- Walter?...

Hesitantly he lifted his mask up, and she gasped.

-- Walter! Oh my god!-- shes about to hug him, but stops-- is it okay if i--

He hugged her tightly--...missed....you.....a lot

She smiles sniffling hugging him tightly-- I was right...youve grown into a handsome adult

--people used to say I was ugly...-- rorschach commented,she shook her head.

-- youre so handsome wally

He smiled a bit, pressing his forehead with hers-- you havent changed...at all

Jer giggled caressing his cheek-- and you havent either...lets make a decent dinner, stay the night okay?

He nodds-- but before that...-- he kissed her, hugging her waist,and smiled as she kissed back with her hands on his biceps-- I wanted to do that...since I was a kid

--the feelings mutal buddy

Both smile against the others lips.

After dinner,they cuddle in bed, snuggling under the warm blankets.

-- what happened to you here?-- she asked, looking at his bandaged bicep.

--Thugs..they are dead now

She nodds pressing a kiss to the bandage, just out of Curiosity he takes it off, the wound gone.

Of course

He chuckled and snuggled closer-- Ill never understand how you do that

-- well rory some things never change

-- indeed...

#cw food #tw food #cw bullying #tw bullying #cw injury #tw injury #ask to tag #f/o fic #🖤⬜you dont have to hide with me ⬜🖤

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hardyimagines · 5 years

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Debt Collector — Part 2

Alfie comes to collect a debt owed to him every week/month from your husband. Your scared of him but can't help feeling attracted to him. Your husband isn't very nice to you in general. One month when Alfie comes ur husband can't pay so he agrees to go with one of Alfie's men to do a side job for him. Alfie stays with you untill the job is done. And things can get steamy pretty please.😘

Warnings: sex

Part 1

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It was never your intention to be unfaithful. And even though you’d kissed the gangster, you’d managed to convince yourself that it was purely because of curiosity. It didn’t make you a cheater. In your moment of weakness, you’d pathetically used the excuse that kissing wasn’t nearly as bad as having sex. So you told yourself you hadn’t cheated, as you sat in Alfie’s lap with your mouth glued to his own. Even as his roaming hands began to grip the bottom of your dress and roll it up and along your soft thighs, you’d told yourself it was innocent. It didn’t mean much, did it?

Lionel didn’t touch you like this. Never did he pull you on to his lap so he could kiss you feverishly or caress every inch of your body. He never took time to foreplay, he just wanted to rush right into the penetration part. But Alfie, Alfie was being tender with you, almost seemingly loving. His hands were firm on your body, determined to brush along every part of you. So why then did you feel guilty for not feeling guilty? Was it because your heart didn’t belong to the man the ring on your finger bound you to?

It was heartbreaking to know that a man you’d thought you’d loved had turned out to be cruel. Mean. Impossible to love. You’d tolerated him for all this time, convinced yourself that he was the best thing for you. But when Alfie had managed to get your dress up to your stomach and your arms lifted on their own accord, you found that you liked the feelings Alfie made you feel. Bashful. Confident. Warm. Desired. Lionel didn’t make you feel like that. He made you feel bored. Empty. Alone. Sad. Those weren’t feelings that a married woman should carry with her on the daily.

So you let Alfie undress you. And you forgot the meaning of the word cheater. It didn’t fit this scenario. A cheater was someone who knowingly gave another person attention when the person they were meant to be loving loved them back.. but Lionel didn’t love you. You knew that. There were no morning kisses or nightly ones. Not soft inquiries on how your day went. No meals together. No dates. No cuddling. Your life was spent living with a man that you were almost positive couldn’t stand you. It hurt you much more to know that you were his wife than it did to know you wanted to let things with Alfie progress.

Your gown was on the floor and the strong man beneath you lifted you swiftly along with his own body. He carried you on his strong hips, holding you close to him so he could keep your bare form warm. You hooked your arms around his shoulders, clutching on to him as your mouths continued to battle one another. The sounds he pulled from your throat were noises you didn’t know you were capable of making and the closer to the bedroom he grew, the louder you became. Impatience swarmed you as a hot bubble of need formed in the pit of your stomach. You hadn’t felt that in forever. Not since you’d first married Lionel and he’d taken your virginity. But after he’d had you a few times, he grew tired. Hell, you didn’t know much about sex seeing as the only thing you’d ever done was lay beneath the man like a rag doll and take what he gave you.

He was harsh with his thrusts, aggressive with his mouth, hands, hips. You always felt so sore and bruised and you barely knew what an orgasm felt like. He rarely ever bothered to push you to your climax. He was selfish and he didn’t care.

Alfie laid you down on the wide bed, warm fingers tracing the outer part of your thighs. “Pet?” He spoke up. He could see the empty tint in your gaze. You were far away. It took you a moment to draw yourself out of your cluttered thoughts. Moving your hand to your locks, you pushed the slightly sweaty strands away from your skin and peered up at the gent who hovered above you. “Everything alright?” He murmured. He was unaware of what had actually happened behind closed doors. For all he knew Lionel was great in bed and he had a lot to live up to.

Alfie moved his hand to your cheeks. Pinching them together softly, he leaned forward and stole one more kiss before waiting for you to respond to his question. “Yeah.. I’m fine, i was just.. far away.” You placed your hands on his wide shoulders before giving them a squeeze of assurance. “Would you mind not being so rough with me?” The question was almost inaudible. But he’d heard you.

“Fuckin’ hell, pet, do I look like the type, yeah, to fucking hurt you?” His hand fell away from your face to instead glide south to your jugular. He traced your skin lazily, blue eyes scanning yours for an answer.

Alfie did look tough, rough, and mean. And he was most certainly capable of rough sex, you were sure of that. “No..” You lied. But that wasn’t why you’d said what you’d said. “Well,” You paused before biting your cheek. “yes, actually, but I’m not asking you because you look strong.” You giggled quietly. It felt weirdly comfortable to talk to him when you were laid beneath him, completely naked. “Lionel’s too rough with me and I.. don’t like it much.”

A little crinkle formed on his face before a frown stained his lips. His hand brushed down and along your body, delicate as it skimmed your skin. There was nothing wrong with hard sex. Nothing wrong with angry, rough, or brutal sex. So long as your partner enjoyed it too. He hadn’t even thought about being anything but firm with you. He leaned in and gave you a very light peck on the lips before moving his mouth to your ear. His breaths tickled your skin, summoning goosebumps to rise all along your body. “Relax, right, pet, I’m not going to do anything to you, yeah, that you don’t fucking like.” His hand was on your chest, palm resting between your breasts. He watched closely as you closed your eyes, a sign that you trusted him. Neither of you knew if that was a good or bad thing.

Alfies hand slid to the side, fingers skimming your hardened nipple before they continued to brush along your breast until his palm covered you completely. He was rather tender with his touch, kneading and squeezing you lazily as he tested to see what it was that you liked. It didn’t take much more of him massaging your breast before you arched your back off the bed and whimpered out pleadingly for him to do the same to your other one. He did so.

Your knees bent slowly, feet smushing the duvet beneath you as your heels dug into the soft fabric. Letting out a breathy moan of want, you turned your head toward his own and caught his lips for a firm kiss. “You dont have to be uncharacteristically kind to me, Alfie.. I just can’t handle being fucked like I’m hated.” You mumbled out. Alfie frowned.

“He’s doing it wrong, pet. Sex is suppose to be good no matter how slow, gentle, hard, or fast it is, right, you’re just doing it with the wrong fucking person.” He spoke against your lips before letting his ring-covered fingers brush along your stomach and down to the space between your thighs. The medal on his hand was cold when it skimmed your sensitive skin, but it was appreciated because you felt as if you were on fire. Alfie made a promise to himself not to lose his self control. He wasn’t going to harm you in any way. He didn’t want you thinking of Lionel, he wanted you to crave him over and over and over, long after he’d gone home.

—

Ollie looked toward Lionel, elbow resting on the hood of the car as he slumped against it. He sent the man across from him a stern look and then a questioning gaze, as if to ask if he’d done what he needed to.

“Stop fucking looking at me like that.” Lionel uttered. He wiped his blood stained hands off on the front of his jacket before moving toward the passenger door. Grabbing ahold of the handle with his sleeve, he yanked it open roughly before lifting himself up on to the side of the car. Sliding inside, he shut the door just as roughly as he’d opened it before collapsing against the seat. His fingers rubbed against each other, eyes glued to the mess he’d made. The lifeless body inside was sure to go by unnoticed seeing as the bloke didn’t have many friends and no family. He looked toward Ollie when the younger lad climbed into the driver’s seat.

“I wasn’t looking at you in any particular way.” He murmured before slipping the key into the ignition. He leaned over and popped the handle to the glovebox before rummaging around inside. He drew out a bottle of water and a damp cloth before tossing them both to Lionel. “Clean up. Change your shirt. Toss it in the back. There’s a clean one on the floor.” He directed the man before beginning to lead the car away from the crime scene and back toward Camden.

Lionel did as he was told. His shaky fingers pinched the fastened buttons, undoing them one by one before he slipped the fabric off of his shoulders and rolled the material down the length of his arms. He threw the cloth into the back seat before changing into something clean after he’d rid of all the blood on his hands. Bits of red stained the corner of his fingernails, but overall, he’d cleaned up majority of the mess.

—

Your fingertips traced the visible veins on Alfies arms. Brushing from one end of his strained skin, all the way down to the other. You whimpered beneath his heavily breathing form, savoring the intensity of this moment. You didn’t know when or if you’d ever feel it again. Your fingers were locked around his forearms as his palms rested beside your head, curled tightly in the bedding that the pair of you were laid on. You squirmed beneath him now and then, adjusting your hips desperately when you needed him to fix his angle. It blew his mind how willing you were to let him know what felt good. He couldn’t imagine how many times you’d probably tried to tell Lionel, but the man was too selfish to care. Alfie leaned in so that your foreheads rested against one another. A low moan of approval left your lips, his name following directly after the quiet sound.

“S’alright, pet?” He grunted out hoarsely. His voice was strained, heavy.

“Mh...” You clamped your eyes shut before nodding. You were so grateful for his need to check on you, it left you feeling cared for. You felt a bit pathetic, seeking comfort from someone who probably truly didn’t give a damn about you. Your nose bumped his before you head tipped to the side, lips twitching south momentarily. Alfie had caught the little flicker. His thrusts were hard, much harder than Lionel’s, but they werent angry or unbearable. He was playing with your clit and adjusting his angle so that this wasn’t just some painful, repetitive fuck. He slowed considerably when he spotted your frown. Moving his hand to your cheek, he gently guided your face back to his own before leaning in and stealing a soft kiss from you.

“What’s the matter?” He piped up again, though his words seemed to slur into one big word. He lifted his hand away from the bed, moving it instead to your forehead. He brushed your sweaty strands away from your skin before studying you. He wasn’t sure why he felt protective suddenly over your much smaller form or why it hurt him to see you frowning, but he didn’t like the little jab in his chest that seemed to affect his heart.

“Nothing.” You panted out softly. Your droopy eyes fluttered open so you could gaze up at the handsome bloke. Alfie arched a brow, hand lowering to rest on your curvy hip. He adjusted himself inside you, knees sliding along the blanket as he wiggled closer.

“Sure, pet. I saw that little frown, yeah, I’m not fucking blind, right, spit it out. What’s on your mind?” He assumed that he was maybe hurting you and you just didn’t want to say anything, but when you opened your eyes and your shining orbs met his own, he swore he read you like a book. Alfie didn’t want to call you out for feeling too curious about what this meant. You were having sex. Did this instantly mean there were feelings or was it just sex? You were sure it was the latter and that thought alone made you feel a little sick. You didn’t want to continue to be someone’s means of pleasure until they grew bored and tossed you away. “Pet.” He drew you out of your thoughts. “Come on, yeah, don’t get lost in all the ‘what-if’s’ and wonders.” He leaned in and kissed your nose. He wanted to promise you that he had had no intentions of using you like a toy.. and that because you’d done this, he wanted to do it many, many more times. But he was a busy man, and busy men like him didn’t make promises — they found them too hard to keep.

“I know, I’m sorry.” You whispered quietly before lifting your arms so they could circle his neck. You didn’t want to ruin the moment by getting all down in your feelings, so you embraced the large man and gently lifted your hips toward his own so you could urge him on. Alfie was still for a few more moments before he leaned in and kissed you again. His lips lingered more and more after each kiss he gave you before he spoke against your mouth.

“This, right, it’s not gonna be a one time thing, pet. I’m not Lionel, yeah, im not fucking using you.” His tone was sincere, a drawl, it was sweet. Your head bobbed along to his words, heart clenching because your brain told you he was merely trying to soothe your worries for the time being so the sex could continue. You shut your eyes. Lionel had ruined everything for you. Every man would always feel like a threat the second you met them because they could be just as bad as your husband — or worse. You didn’t want to think about that now, Alfie was doing his best to soothe you and you wanted it to work.

You shut out all the loud thoughts in your head and instead focused on the nerves and ecstasy in your body that Alfie was causing with so much ease. When you lifted your hips again and this time began rocking, he resumed his thrusting, steady and slow at first which gradually picked up in speed and force.

It had been hours, whether it felt like it or not, and unbeknownst to you and the gangster, Ollie had just pulled up outside. The car was parked on the curb, keys jingling noisily in the blokes hand as the medals tapped against one another. Lionel walked a few feet ahead of Ollie, ready to take an actual shower and bid the criminals, he’d wound up involved with, goodbye. He didn’t bother knocking on the door to his own home seeing as it was his, but the second he opened the front door, he wondered if he should’ve.

The hollow moans and broken-record cries that filled the house were enough to make his blood hot. What the hell was going on and who the hell was making those sounds?

At first, he didn’t even think of your name. He’d never heard sounds that sounded remotely like that ever fall from your lips. You were a quiet lover, a limp one. But as he began to frantically search the downstairs for you and the gangster he’d left you with, he was forced to come to the conclusion that it was, in fact, his wife whining out alongside what could only be Alfie Solomons. His stomach twisted enviously, but his heart didn’t pang. Lionel didn’t feel betrayed at all — he felt only anger. Had this been Alfies sole purpose of getting him out of the house? So his punishment could be to come home to the criminal screwing his wife? A large part of him didn’t even care, but the part of him that held the struggle to manage even just a sliver of anger.. it was like an explosion internally. Lionel was red in the face, ready to tear Alfies head off.

Truthfully, he had no desire anymore to have sex with you or love on you like he had during your first year of marriage.. but he didn’t want any other man doing it either. He just wanted you to exist.. you didn’t need a loving touch from any other man. Or from him. He stepped forward so he could clamber up the stairs and throw open the door to his bedroom, but Ollie swiftly stepped in front of the stair way, halting him from going any further.

No. Alfie hadn’t come here today with the intention of sleeping with you. Ollie knew that. Alfie would’ve said something. And he also knew, since it had happened unaccording to the plan they’d gone over a million times the previous night, that Alfie would want no interruptions.

“Out of my way!” Lionel bellowed to the bloke in front of him. “Mate, I will fucking punch you.” The bloke in front of Ollie threatened him lowly. Ollie was unmoving. His face was calm. He laid his hands on the rails, shoulders shrugging.

“And if you do, Alfie will do worse to you. Trust me on that one.” His head bobbed, demeanor entirely too relaxed and nonchalant over this entire situation.

Alfie looked over his shoulder, hips continuing to buck toward your own at an impossible speed. His thumb rolled your clit repeatedly before rubbing it when he heard your breaths quake. He could hear the loud shots from downstairs, the pounding on the wall which he was sure was Lionel trying to get your attention. Alfie looked back down at you.

You were in your own little world. Your arms were stretched high above you, fingers wrapped around the railing of the headboard. Your eyes were closed peacefully and your mouth hung open in a wide O, brows drawn together in an intense crease. He studied you intently before leaning in and pressing his mouth against your throat. You moaned out quietly before tilting your head so that you could give him more room to explore.

“Oh... Alfie.” Your toes curled.

Alfie bit your neck playfully, succeeding instantly in his attempt to pull a little giggle from your throat. You moaned out directly after before beginning to rock your hips toward his just a little bit harder and faster. Your pace didn’t quite match his, but it didn’t matter to him. He took ahold of your hips in his palms and pinned them to the mattress before beginning to ram himself into you. He was determined to move this quickly and this firmly until you were so paralyzed by ecstasy, you wouldn’t know if you wanted him to stop or keep going.

Lionel clenched his jaw and stared at the ceiling as your cries grew louder and fell from your lips more often. Alfie grunted with every thrust, little breathy whines playing in with the sounds. It was music to your ears, hearing the big bear of a man pathetically whimper because of how good he felt. It took absolutely no time at all before every muscle in your body clenched and your stomach began to flip repeatedly. Every ounce of warmth seemed to travel south to your groin where it almost tickled, then tingles, and then an explosion of relief flooded you. It was a mind-numbing feeling. One that left you panting, breathless, shaking. You felt exhausted, but your insides were still tightly clenched around the man, begging him to just stay there forever. Your climax left you feeling weak and worn out so the second that he’d emptied himself inside you, he slowed, dragging out both of your climaxes before he slid out of you and collapsed at your side.

Your sweaty cheeks lifted with your toothy smile. Lifting your small hand to his hot chest, you shyly moved toward him, testing to see if he’d let you snuggle up to him. His arm opened, lifting out of your way so you could come in as close as you pleased. You let out a soft hum of delight before locking your leg around his hips and setting your head on his big, broad shoulder. He laid his arm around you, fingers tracing your hip, up along your side to your ribs.

It was peacefully quiet, neither of you thinking about the man downstairs or his endless shouting. All you could think of, as you lazily twisted the hairs on the front of Alfies chest, was how you wished he was the man you’d ended up with instead of Lionel. It took a few more moments for the pair of you to catch your breath before you sat up in bed and pushed your curled locks out of your face. Sliding off of the mattress, you brushed your palms along your soft skin before moving toward the vanity. Alfie watched you closely, arms lifting to fold beneath his head as he studied the way you came to a halt at the dresser. You pinched the wedding ring and smoothly slid it off before opening the top drawer and tossing it inside. Drawing your lips in, you stood there for a moment before letting out a quiet sigh.

Alfie rubbed down the length of his face repeatedly before climbing out of bed and moving toward his discarded clothes. He began to re-dress, but his eyes were unwavering from you. “Pet?” You looked to him. “You, yeah, still want that fucking job?” Your head bobbed softly. “Right, well, you’ll start tomorrow, if that’s alright, and.. if you ever need a place to stay that isn’t so fucking toxic, as I’m sure it’ll be after today, you can always stay around mine.” He offered quietly as he began to button the front of his shirt. You sent him a lazy, grateful smile before crossing the room.

“Careful, Mr. Solomons, your word choice is exactly what brought us here.” You looked to the bed before brushing his hands out of the way and taking it upon yourself to continue to button his shirt.

“Yeah?” He grinned cockily. “How’s about I take you home with me then, now. I don’t think he’s gonna be too fucking kind to you when you see him, is he? And I’d have to break something if he were to lay a hand on you.”

“Hes never hurt me before, Alfie.” You promised the man before laying your hands on his stomach. “I’m okay, really. It’ll be alright.” You didn’t want to go with Alfie. You didn’t want things to move too fast. And it weirded you out how much you craved to be with the man in front of you. Eager for work. Desperate to take him up on his offer to spend the night. You leaned up on your toes and stole a soft kiss before wrapping your arms around his middle. Alfie grumbled out against your mouth before lifting your arms and drawing them around his neck instead. The action forced you to lift up on your tiptoes, but he was more than happy to assist you in balancing. He locked his arms around you, continuing to kiss you at a very lazy pace. It was slow, warm, and it left you feeling heavy. “I need a hot shower.” You told him softly when the kiss came to a close. You playfully bit his bottom lip, dragging it out and down as you lowered yourself back down to your flat feet. You released it when you distanced. “I’ll see you tomorrow.”

Alfie couldn’t help but smirk. His hand moved to his trousers, lugging them all the way up and into their rightful place before he zipped and buttoned them. He watched you disappear into the bathroom before he slipped his feet into the toppled over boots and hunched over to tie them. He swallowed thickly. He felt as if he was growing to be attached to you rather quickly... Since when did he let himself be so weak toward a woman.. and since when did it not bother him? Alfie pulled the bedroom door open and moved out into the corridor. Walking down the hall and toward the stairs, he halted at the top.

Ollie was in the middle. Lionel at the bottom, banging on the wall.

“That’s a real fucking mood killer, you know that, mate?” Alfie piped up. His hand moved to the front of his trousers, fisted hand opening in order to force the front of his shirt into his slacks. He tucked the material away as he began to descend, fingers brushing against his belly with the movement as he continued to shove the white fabric into the waistband of his slacks. His brows twitched, waiting for Lionel to respond cockily. Lionel knew better than to take up an attitude with Alfie Solomons. “Now, mate, you clearly have something you wanna say, yeah, so let’s fucking hear it.”

Lionel was still. Silent. Afraid. “Alfie, you..” His voice faltered. “Were you just...”

Alfies ears twitched. “fucking your wife, mate?” His lips curved in the faintest as he began to descend, only coming to a stop when he’d reached Ollie. “I was, lad, seeing as you weren’t fucking doin’ it, and if you were, you weren’t doing it right. Lass is gonna be awful sore tomorrow, but I’ll be sure and take good care of her, seeing as she is my new assistant.” Alfie looked toward Ollie. “Just an extra set of hands, right, we could always use a pair.” He clapped his hand down against Lionel’s shoulder, squeezing it before he passed by the men completely. He grabbed his coat and hat from the rack before dragging the material on and looking back toward Lionel. “I’m safe to assume you did what was needed, right, and I did what she needed so.” He opened his arms, shrugging. “We’re even, yeah, consider your debt finalized and you are once again neutral. Won’t be bothering you anymore,” He twisted around to leave, but didn’t make it very far before he looked back toward Lionel. “and Lionel, yeah, don’t try and stop the girl from coming to work. Don’t shout at her or do whatever it is you’re planning on doing right now, alright? Because I assure you whatever you put her through, I’ll see to it that you go through much worse.”

Ollie pat the man’s back before retreating from the room directly after his boss. He paused in the doorway, hand curling around the front door handle. “Open or closed?” He inquired, still just as nonchalant as before. He studied Lionel, noting the man’s faraway gaze. He was silent. Unmoving. “Closed?” He shook the handle, attempting to get the man’s attention. When it didn’t work, he almost smiled before stepping out of the house and slamming the door shut directly behind him.

Ollie climbed into the same car as Alfie, both of them dropping back against the seats and sending lingering looks toward the home.

“Did you plan to...” Ollie started.

“No, mate.” Alfie cut him off.

“But she went with it?” He continued.

“Initiated it.” He nodded before laying his hands on the steering wheel and studying the house.

“And she’s really gonna start working with us?” Ollie pulled a sweet out of his pocket and pushed it past his lips.

“Yeah, mate, anything to get her out of there.” He let out a breathy sigh. “She’s quite sweet. I think you’ll like her.” He turned over the ignition. “But let’s just get one thing straight, right, I am pursuing this one, alright, I’m interested in her so you just keep your distance.” Ollie defensively lifted his hands before shaking his head in amusement.

Ollie had a tendency to flirt with the younger women that came around the distillery. Be it for a delivery or because their father worked for Alfie, when Alfie saw them, he never approached because he knew they’d pick the lanky, shaggy-haired boy at his side. Not him. He was far too old. He looked back to the house. Or maybe just older. You seemed to like him just fine.

The car pulled out of the driveway before driving off and into the fog infested streets. It was no longer than thirty seconds before the black vehicle was invisible, swallowed by the large cloud that loomed throughout the whole city. Ollie laid his head back against the seat and Alfie tried to silence his thoughts, each one revolving around you. Things were most certainly going to be different from here on out — and all because he’d let himself be, for just a few months, a debt collector.

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superhero-daugthers11 · 4 years

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Amy`s Halloween Surprise

Halloween was always Amy`s favorite holiday. Her and her brother always loved to dress up as their favorite cartoon and story book characters. When Amy was six she came up with an idea for Halloween costumes that she knew her parents would love. The costume was carefully planned and thought out since that September. She had to make sure her parents didnt have a clue, while also enlisting some help from other adults.

The week before Halloween, the Rogers family sat in the kitchen for breakfast. Steve sat across from the high chair as he feed Amy`s little brother, Phillip. Phillip liked to play with his food more than to eat it. He laughed and babbled, while also throwing the food off of the high chair.

Steve groaned in exgustion as he picked up the toddler`s bowl from the ground and cleaned up the spilled food. This had been the fifth time this morning that the child had spilled his food. Steve got a new bowl and poured in some cherrios.

"Come on, phillip, please eat!" Steve plead with the baby, as he held a spoon full of cherrios to the baby.

The baby swung his arm and knocked the spoon out of his dad`s hand, Phillip then began to laugh.

“Peg!” Steve shouted. “Your turn!”

Peggy stood at the doorway with Amy.

“You have everything for school, love?” Peggy asked.

“Yeah, mom. I`m all set.”

Peggy kissed her daugther`s head and then hugged her softly.

Amy turned away from her mother and began to walk out the door and down the porch steps.

“Amy!” Peggy called out.

Amy turned and looked back at her mother.

“ Halloween is in a few days and you havent told me what costume I should make you.” Peggy complained. “You said you wanted to do a special costume with your brother, but If you dont pick something soon I might not be able to make it for you in time.”

“We already got the costumes done. Dont worry about it.” She told her.

Peggy laughed.

“How is that-?”

“Dont worry about it,” Amy repeated. “Its a surprise! You and dad are gonna love it!”

Peggy smiled and rolled her eyes.

The day before Halloween, Amy raced off the bus. Instead of going straight home, as usual, she made a stop at the neighbors house. The home of an old woman name Edna, who was a friend of the family. Edna lived alone. Her children and grandchildren lived in another state and often didnt find the time to visit. Steve and Peggy welcomed the old woman into their family. They helped her when she needed chores done or a ride somewhere. They also ended up welcoming her to family functions and holidays.

Amy knocked on the door excitedly. When Edna answered and saw the child, a big smile grew upon the old woman`s face. Amy hugged the old woman`s waist. Then looked up at her with a huge grin.

“Hi Aunt Edna, Are the costumes ready?”

the woman chuckled.

“Of course they are, just like i promised.” Edna spoke as she patted the child`s head.

Edna ushered the child into the house. Then Edna began to make herself and Amy some hot chocolate, knowing they both shared a sweet tooth. Amy sat across from Edna, Amy kicked her feet back and forth excitedly under the table.

"Nobody is going to have the same costumes as me and Phillip, so we will win the school costume contest for sure!” Amy boasted. “Our costumes will be the most creative and the coolest ever! You always make the best clothes aunt Edna. Remember the dress you made me for Christmas? I wore it to the school dance and everyone said it was the most beautiful dress they ever seen."

“Your mother had mentioned that when she was over last week.” Edna replied.

Edna smiled, it felt good to be a appreciated, to feel needed. Her family was all grown up and they didnt see a use for her anymore.Since she was no longer helpful, her family saw no use in spending time with her. Never call, never visit...they were always too busy. The rogers family was never too busy for her, they always came running anytime she asked for help. It went both ways though, if they needed someone to watch the kids or help with recipe or advice Edna was there for them.

"Then one year you made me a sweater with a Dalmatian on it and that got a lot of compliments too." Amy rambled on. “Oh and the doll you made me with the red hair? My friend said it looked just like the ones in the store only nicer.”

Edna sat down with two hot chocolates.

"Where does your mother think you are?" Edna questioned.

"Dont worry she knows im here” Amy shrugged. “I told mom that we should make peanut butter cookies. I made sure that we made too many, then as expected she told me to bring the extra over for you. She knows peanut butter is your favorite." Amy goes into her back pack, at her side, then pulled out a box of homemade cookies.

Edna chuckled.

Amy pulled off the lid of the cookie box and took a cookie.

"Before I forget," Edna spoke as reached into her pocket. " I wanted to give you the pictures you gave me back. Now that i finished the costumes, I figured you would want them back."

Edna placed the photos on the table. One was a photo of Peggy, dressed in a blue long sleeve dress. She wore red high heeled shoes and a bright red hat. The other photo was of Steve dressed in his captain America uniform, from back in the war.

"So why dress up as them for Halloween? And why these outfits?" Edna asked.

"Mamma and daddy are my heros. I wanna be just like them someday!” Amy announced. “As tough and smart like mom, but also kind and creative like dad." Amy picked up the picture of her mother. "This one is on her first day of work. She fights bad guys and solves crimes! Mom says she was the only girl on the team, but she was smarter and a better fighter than them all!"

Edna smiled. That didn't surprise her she knew Peggy used to be a solider and she was told that Peggy was a cop now. She could only imagine the kind of hardships and discrimination she must of through in her field just for being a woman. Edna once saw Peggy fight off a burglar who tried to broke into Edna home, Edna couldn't believe the type of fighting skills she had.

"Dad was chosen to be apart of a special program in the war were he was....i mean got to work with Captain America."

"Steve was Captain America?" Edna shouted in shock, as she took the picture and looked more closely at it.

"No no no I said he worked with him!! That's what I meant! Don't tell dad, I wasnt supposed to tell anyone!"

Edna chuckled. "Your secret is safe with me, Amelia." She stood up and walked over to the child to hug her. She then kissed her head.

"Your parents are extraordinary people. Not just because of the things they have done in their careers. They are so kind to everyone they meet and they always do the right thing. They even showed kindness to a lonely hag like me. I had no one before your family moved here, my family forgot me. Your parents welcomed me into your family. They pick up groceries for me and help me with the chores i cant do myself around the house. I know it doesn't seem like much but it means the world to me, to have friends... To have a family again." Amy hugged Edna's waist.

"You will always be family, aunt Edna." Amy told her. "You mean a lot to us too. Mom doesn't trust most people, but she trust you. I trust you too, there's a lot of moms on the block who know how to sew and stuff well. I asked you cause I knew you would keep my secret. Plus this gave me an excess to spend time with you."

"Darling, you don't need an excuse to visit, you can come over whenever you like."

After spending dome time with Edna she took the costumes home for the next day. Halloween came and Amy woke up early and got in her costume. She tried to wake up her brother and quietly put him in his costume but that didnt work out to well. She stood on a chair and tried to lift the baby out of his cradle. The baby cried loudly waking up Steve and Peggy. The two rushed into the room and ran to the cradle. Peggy grabbed the child from her daughter.

"Amelia Sarah Rogers what on earth are you doing!?" Peggy yelled. .

"You know your not allowed to hold Philip unless you are with an adult." Steve reprimanded. "You could have dropped him!"

"I just wanted to get him in his Halloween costume, before you guys woke up." Amy told them. "I wanted it to be a surprise."

Steve noticed the Captain America costume in the cradle and then took notice of Amy outfit, of which she was dressed like her mother.

"That doesn't mean you get to break the rules!" Peggy told her daughter. "Babies are very fragile and whatever surprise you have could have waited! We have rules for a reason, Amy!”

"Im sorry, i just wanted to do something special for you guys!" Amy answered as she pouted with sad expression on her face. "The school decided this year, us kids, were supposed to dress up as there favorite heroes for the school costume parade and I choose you guys. No one else can even compare to how awesome you guys are! I heard all the stories you guys were like unstoppable and so cool! You guys always defeated the bad guy and mom still saves world and keeps it safe everyday. What makes it even better is that I to be your kid and spend everyday together and we can create our own adventures.”

Peggy looked over to Steve, her heart touched by her Daugherty words.They both shared a proud grin and Steve picked up his daughter. He kissed her cheek and she hugged his neck.

"Your dad and I are your favorite heroes?" Peggy asked in shock.

Amy nodded. Peggy kissed Amy`s head.

“You are the sweetest child.” Peggy told her. “You never stop amazing me!”

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erikismybitch · 5 years

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Waiting In Vain : Chapter 12

Summertime Magic.

Marley was just about done with her work shift. She had to be online for ten more minutes , then she could log off. Erik was sitting at the end of her bed watching True Crime on her TV. The evening was approaching . Marley had begged him to come over so they could go to the state fair.

Take me to the state far , I want a funnel cake .

Oh you tryna date date?

Omg 🙄...Please!

“I’m done!” Marley announced and slammed her computer shut. She was ready , all she had to do was put on her shoes and they could go . Even though it was almost night time it was too hot .Erik wore dri-fit shorts and a new white T. Marley looked very festive in her little denim dress and wheat colored Yeezys. Marley knew Kanye was a complete idiot but that wouldn’t stop her from being the best dressed.

There were lots of teens , it made Erik itch . He hated kids , they were loud and obnoxious for no reason. Erik paid for their entry and they went in. Marley couldn’t decide what to do first . Or better yet , what to eat first .

“Corn dogs, deep fried Oreos , garlic fries !” Marley spun around like a child in a candy store. The rainbow like lights flashing everywhere were nostalgic. Reminding her that this was exactly what fin was . The intoxicating smells of fatty foods waiting to be devoured . And the screams of people riding rides .

“Did you come to eat only?” Erik said in all seriousness , he knew her .

“You guess it!” Playfully Marley punched him in the side of his waist . He twisted her arm in a way that made her fall into him. His free arm wrapped around her. Marley tried to fight him off but she was no match for Eriks strength . So she gave in and rested against him .

“You weak”

“If you were anybody else , I would have laid you out on this concrete” she sassed .

The flashing lights written in the words Wipeout drew Eriks attention . Watching how the cars flipped and spun around , he wanted to get on that first . It was the inner child in him too . He asked Marley to wait in the long line for the both of them . Erik went to search for a ticket booth so they could ride.

He found one , and just like everything else , that line was long . Erik was impatient so he was agitated already . During the wait he took some time to observe everything around him . The little kids running from their parents , the teen boys call catting girls and fucking Tiana.

She was with a group of similar looking friends . Half dressed , taking photos of eachother. Tiana noticed Erik as soon as he stepped in line, and now that he made eye contact with her she took that as an invitation. Erik was hoping that she would turn away when she saw him, but that would be too much like right . Tiana walked over to him, she was much skinnier than he remembered .

“Hey” Tiana was very chipper as she stood next to him . She folded her arms , feeling slightly misplaced . She shifted her weight from one foot to another . Erik didn’t respond , he just scrunched up his face . “Seriously, it’s like that?” She fumed .

“Like what ?” Erik responded as if he was clueless . “Are you on a date or something ? You don’t want your girl to see you talking to me? Where is she?” Tiana looked around aggressively, Erik laughed to keep his cool. This reminded him of everything he didn’t like about her . “I thought you didn’t take girls on dates” At this point, Tiana was just listening to herself talk . Erik just wanted to make his purchase and get back to Marley.

“Or you brought your kid or something , you never told me shit anyway”

“ I haven’t talked to you in months” he gave in to ignoring her, again Erik was impatient.

“Dont you think you owe me an explanation?”

“I don’t owe you shit!” he hissed loudly . He was a little loud and looked around and ignored the stares of strangers. Then he looked over to Marley , she was far enough but he didn’t want to chance her seeing everything .

She was making small talk with another girl in line . He softened a little, just watching her be the total opposite of this chaos . Tiana spotted her too , and when she did she saw red .

“Are you fucking serious , her!” She shouted. As soon as Tiana looked as if she was heading towards Marley he grabbed her wrist tight . He squeezed until she moaned out in pain . He let her go before they made too big of a scene .

“Chill out”

Tiana rubbed her red wrist .

“She told me what you did to her , your own family ? Stay the fuck away from Marley”

That was a threat , Tianas eyes began to water. And it was clear to her that Erik no longer cared about her . It was his turn at the ticket booth , he smiled and conversed with the worker . Like nothing ever happened. The worker suggested he purchase ride bracelets instead of Tickets. That way they had infinite riding rights . He got two , thanked her and found Marley. Tiana still stood and watched with malice as Erik put the bracelet on Marleys wrist and kissed her forehead. Tiana watched them until they were in her view no longer .

Erik was not going to tell Marley about His encounter with Tiana. They both sat on the wipeout. Markey on the right because the ride would cause her to slide onto him. She was itching to pull her phone out and take a picture. So she did , surprised at how Erik obliged . Her head rested on his as the camera snapped at a low angle. He smiled with his bottom teeth so his gold grill would be exposed . Erik looked good , but Marley’s double chin was in full view . She laughed at the picture .

“Lucky these are just for me” She kissed him and caught the side of his lips.

“ I like that” Erik took the lead this time , giving her three sensual kisses before she pulled away. The ride had started.

Marley stopped posting photos and her business online a while ago . It was liberating to always be living in the moment. And not be compelled by her cell phone . The ride was over , it was more intense then they had expected . Erik said he felt kind of dizzy . Marley told him that it was a sign that he was getting older . Erik recalled when he was younger , he could clear several rollercoasters back to back . Marley told him that she couldn’t, she was always afraid of those . Fairs were just right , nothing too extreme and better food .

Feeling hungrier than before, she pulled him towards the smoked turkey legs . She ordered one for the both of them and paid .

“ Just one ?” Erik asked .

“You don’t wanna share with me?” He shook his dread head like a selfish child . “You don’t wanna put your lips on the same thing I put my lips on?”

“When you put it like that”

Marley was handed the huge leg . She took two bites of the juicy meat then let him take a bite after.

“This shit is good” his mouth was full but that didn’t stop him from taking another massive bite.

“I probably should have gotten two” she let Erik hold it for now.

The screech of a woman caught them both off guard . It was the sound effects from a haunted house ride .

“You know we gotta ride that right ?” He mentioned, still eating .

“Absolutely”

The line wasn’t long when they went to it. Erik found humor in the people exiting looking frazzled from the ride . “Maybe this shit is scary” Marley paused as it was time for them to board the ride. Erik sucked his teeth and pushed her from behind . They sat in the small car. The operator strapped them both in . The ride began with a deep chilling voice telling them the story of a murder . The creaky doors opened . It was pitch black and the car came to a halt . Erik crept closer , and started kissing on Marleys neck .

No, they hadn’t been too intimate yet . Just kisses and feels every now and then. At this point Erik new that he could do what he wanted with her body . He just hadn’t tried anything yet . Marley closed her eyes and took in the feeling of his soft lips on her neck. Not focused on the spooky figure that popped out to scare them.

“You gon’ open them legs for me?” His mellow smooth voice was like a trance, she opened them . His warm fingers ran up her thigh , Erik bit into her neck softly, because he just couldn’t get enough of her. Damn, he had been wanting her for so long. Marley pivoted and kissed him, a tongue kiss . That tasted like lust and meat. He got his hand into her panties now. With his two skilled middle fingers he toyed with her clit . At first , side to side . But when he moved them in circles , Marley made noises. He knew that was the way . He played with her faster, she couldn’t kiss him anymore . Tired of breathing into his mouth , her heavy head laid on his shoulder . Watching his hand disappear under her dress was means enough to drive her wild . This was so fucking hot and nasty . She squirmed but made sure not to stray away from daddy . Well , Erik . But that’s what she wanted to call him.

“ Fuck!” Charged Marley, loud and clear. Erik nonchalantly took a bite of the still warm turkey leg. So amused at the faces she was making . He had been longing to see what she would look like when he really put it on her. He moved his hands even faster with pressure, Marley couldn’t take it . She grabbed at his hand and tried to surrender .

“Nah!” he snapped at her . “Don’t you fucking move my hand”

Her head flew back onto the car , it was low. Her heady chest was exposed and moving up and down to the rhythm of his movements. Marley’s mouth open wide as she cursed him out for making her feel so good . He took another vicious bite of the turkey leg , still watching Marley go crazy . He was fucking crazy. Her eyes squeezed shut as she prepared herself for the eruption. “I’m about to cum!”

The high pitched panting from her wide open mouth made the veins in his dick shoot straight out . And if the ride was any longer , he’d make her sit on his lap and ride him till he got his too. She blissfully came back down from her quick orgasm , full of adrenaline as she grabbed his face and kissed him roughly. He laughed in the kiss , she was so eager . Erik pulled her panties back over her wet cunt, it was practically begging him to come inside and have some more fun. He squeezed her ass . “You got me ready to fuck you on this ride” he taunted .

Marleys merciful hands were placed on both sides of his face . With her thumbs she caressed the low part of his bearded cheeks. She loved the sound of his voice . All raspy and that hood-like accent . Her lips lingered against his before she kissed him again . “What’s stopping you ?”

Erik drew back hauntingly and hoisted his entire expression . It wasn’t until Marley began laughing that he knew she wasn’t serious . He pushed away from her as she kept laughing . She fought his rejection by giving him apology kisses . When they returned to the beginning of the ride , the operator looked at them oddly. It wasn’t until Erik noticed the small black and white security screens on the control panel . Each followed every ride car. He decided not to tell Marley about that either . Unsure of if she’d let him touch her in public again.

That exciting night was coming to an end. They both were becoming restless , and Marley’s feet were hurting a little. The duo sat on the last ride for the night , the Ferris wheel . Marley laid her head on his shoulder .

“I gotta catch a plane at midnight” Erik told her as if he was Cinderella or something. Some flyover state for work . During a past conversation Marley learned that he was a Computing engineer . For some company that was partnered with clients all around the world . He told her it was a private company . “When technology fucks up, they send to fix it” he said . He kept explaining his job to her . Marley felt as if he made it sound complicated so she wouldn’t bring it up anymore . She wouldn’t , because she didn’t care that much . “It’s not like your doing illegal shit right” . She joked with him . The only thing she disliked was the fact that if they needed him, he had to leave right away . Sometimes for long periods of time . Erik said he couldn’t leave until the problem was terminated... or whatever that meant . Marley love that he was super smart, she had never dated anyone like him in that matter.

“Marley”

She was learning that semi serious talk only came from when he said her name first . And nothing else after . Once it was “Who mounted your TV in your room, was it a dude... y’all related or friends ?” and that other time “If you need anything , stop being afraid to ask me for it”

“Yeah” she removed her head from his shoulder so she was able to look in his eyes . They were reflecting the colorful lights of the fair . Hers were like that in his view too .

“ Nothing , you real cool, that’s it” She smiled , and rested her head back onto his shoulder . Marley melted his heart in a way he didn’t know it could . He could only hope that letting her in was the right decision, for her. He didn’t want to hurt her , this was his first time letting someone in like this . He was used to being selfish about his, now he had another person to take care of.

Marley went to the bathroom as soon as they were let off the wheel . She drank a fairly large lemonade with the two corn dogs she scarfed down earlier . When she walked inside , despite how busy it was ... she saw Tiana. Her anxiety got the best of her and she smiled at her cousin . She didn’t mean to , but it just came out that way .

Tiana didn’t say anything , she whispered to her friend and washed her hands . Marley went into the stall . Overhearing Tianas friend mention her name . But what else they said , she couldn’t make out over the sounds of toilets flushing . Luckily when she exited the stall , Tiana and company were gone . But they were outside .

But so was Erik , and that made her smile . Forreal this time . Who made her feel protected when he wrapped his arm around her neck and pull her close . Considering her feelings . He wasn’t concerned about the third party presence. They walked away . Marley glanced over her shoulder . Tiana gave her a look that shook her. It worried her most because she was so open with it , even her friend stared at her oddly. Marley has seen her cousin take a loss, but she did it with pride and in private . Something was off . Marley looked back to Erik. Really off .

#if there is a typo im sorry #im half sleep #sometimes marley turns to market or markey #tiana not playing #erik is fine as fuck #erik killmonger fanfiction #erik killmonger imagine

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scarlettkat86 · 5 years

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Eyy, @fluttyseed, remember the stripper Sharky fic idea? Well I took it and did a little less funny and a little more steamy. Hope you enjoy. Also tagging @deaconmcsexypants and @jacobmybeloved for reading snippets, appreciate yall. Theres also stripper sharky edits at the end because I have no shame.

Characters: female dep/rook, brief Hurk Jr, Sharky Boshaw.

Word Count: 1584

Warnings: Um, its a stripper fic, so if steamy lap dances and sharky taking his clothes off aint your thing turn away now.

Notes: Sharky’s stagename is from a disco song of the same name by Boney M, and the song he chooses to dance to is Fire and Gold by Bobby Saint

"There is literally nothing to do in this town." Rook huffed, slouching down into the couch. "What's there to do other then betting on which local a start a fight down at the Spread Eagle?"

Hurk Jr. takes a seat beside her, shotgunning a beer before he answers. "Well amigo, we can always get wasted and let the pigs loose at the Woodsons farm. Think I could ride 'em like one of those fancy rodeo cowboys!?"

Rook laughs at the image but shakes her head. "No way dude. Last time you and Sharky blew up a silo and set a barn on fire when i took yall cow tippin." She leans over putting an arm around Hurks shoulder. "Speaking of Sharky, where is he? Does he still think I'm gonna arrest him, cause that was just a joke."

Hurk jumps up from the couch, knocking over a few beer cans from the side table and points an acquisitive finger in her face. "You was serious that day man! I ain't ever seen someone ticked off as you was. If he hadn't of saved your ass from that bull man, you'd have taken us both in!"

Rook stifles a laugh before pushing his hand from her face. "That'd make me an accessory to a list of crimes I'd rather not admit to being a part of." She sees his face twist with amusement, then he flicks her nose.

"Dang, you know what. Bonafide disaster of a cop cause you're always aiding our criminal adventures, but you're the best damn friend I ever had." He rubs his thumb along his goatee then says, "I tell you what. I'll let you in on where Sharkys at, but you've gotta sweeten the deal for me brobafet."

"You insult me, then insist I sweeten the deal, seriously?"

"I'm deadly serious, like a ninja. I ain't blind and I know what you're gonna see tonight will be far more better then anythin' you could imagine. Now, what I want is simple. I wanna use your jeep while you visit Sharky at his new job. That's it."

After a few stipulations, Rook drove the 40 minutes to the next town over. "That's it!" Hurk yelled. A neon sign read, 'The Swinging Sirloin Bar'.

"You mean to tell me I drove nearly a hour to pound a few back in some sleezy bar?!" She says squinting her eyes at Hurk.

"Whoa whoa whoa. That's somethin' I don't need to know. Now a deal's a deal amigo." Hurk says with his ears covered. She's confused, nothing she said should make him cringe like that. Rook stepped out of the jeep and he took over the driver's seat.

"I'll see ya tomorrow amigo, dont worry Sharky won't mind riding you. Shit, what I meant was giving you a ride. In his car. Oh hell, just...bye!" He stammers and flies out of the parking lot.

That was...odd. Opening the door to the bar, everything suddenly makes sense as her ears are assaulted by women hollering and catcalling. She sees a stage with a semi naked man gyrating on a random woman seated on stage. To her right is a hallway with multiple doors, and to the left is the bar. She makes her way over, taking a seat at the end furthest from stage. Her cheeks flush, not for the sight in the room, but because she thought this was a hole in the wall bar. That serves steak. Not a strip club.

The bartender makes his way over. "The names Seth. What can I get you beautiful?"

Rook shrugs her shoulders, "Whiskey sour I guess. I'm here to see a friend, maybe you can point me to him? Goes by Sharky."

The man behind the counter slides her drink to her. "Only know stage names and faces, got a description?"

There's a loud commotion center stage, the man on stage now had his head up the back side of the random womans skirt, seemingly motorboating her ass. Rook curses, horrified but unable to look away. "Do uh, do all your dancers get so, hands on?"

Seth raises an eyebrow. "Well now, are you curious to find out, or jealous the friend your crushing on feels up on all the ladies in the same way?"

Rook snaps her head back around glaring daggers at the bartender. "What! How did you, I mean no. I'm not... jealous." She folds her arms across her chest. "I'm-Oh. Oh my God, he's a stripper?" She pulls her phone from her jeans and shows his picture to Seth.

"Crushing on Daddy Cool? His no touch rule drives the women crazy." Rook chokes on her drink, spewing it all over the counter.

"He's got time for a private dance. Or you can wait for his shift to end." He laughs pouring her another drink and wiping up the mess. "But if you wait, some other woman will probably take his last dance."

That's how Rook found herself sitting on a questionable leather couch in a dimly lit room, waiting.

Ten minutes felt like an eternity, before she finally heard the door open. She resists the urge to turn around and face him when he starts speaking.

"First things first, I got a couple ground rules. One, no touching unless you have my consent, two, hav-" Sharky stops dead in his tracks when he finally comes face to face with his customer. He twists the owl ring on his left finger, opening and closing his mouth before finding his voice again. "Uh, he-hey shorty. What uh, how-why are you here?"

Rook stretches her arms out, relaxing into the couch. "Well isn't it obvious? I've been missing you lately. Now I know why you've been gone."

"I ain't been avoiding you if that's what you're thinkin'. Just need extra cash, and well with my record'n all..."

"Well I've got plenty of extra cash."

"Hell dep, I can't ask for your money, I-"

Laughter bubbled up from Rook, catching him off guard. She stood up, placing her hand on his shoulder, whispering in his ear. "I don't want you to ask. I wanna see your skills, Daddy Cool." She watches as he pulls out his phone, unsure if he's actually gonna strip. Maybe it was the way she purred his stage name in his ear, maybe it was part of his act, but the next thing she knew, he's carrying her to a chair in the center of the room. Music she's never heard before starts playing and Sharky starts circling her. It's an odd song choice, she's beginning to think he's joking but then his hand reaches from behind and wraps around her neck, the other tracing her shoulder and chest. His lips graze her ear, "Remember, no touching."

The song slows to a sensual beat and he's rolling his hips in sync with the rhythm. He slides across the floor, hands on her knees, pushing her legs apart. Her breath catches in her throat when he slides his hips between her legs, grinding against her. He leans back enough to pull the white tshirt off, wrapping it around her shoulders before running his hands down his chest. She slips her hands down his back feeling his muscles contract with each roll of his hips. Suddenly he's moving away from her, a playful smirk tugging the corners of his mouth. "Shame dep. I had one rule and you've already gone'n broke it." He sways his hips, thumbs tucked behind the waist of his jeans. "Maybe I should go?"

Rook is flustered, what she thought was going to be hilarious, is actually turning her on more than she wants to admit. She turns her head to the side, clearing her throat. "No. Don't- don't stop." She hates how desperate that came out.

Sharky nods his head, sliding his hands to the button on his jeans. He bites his lip as he pops the button open, turning his back to her, moving his body until they drop to the floor. Sharky looks back over his shoulder and slaps his ass. Rook giggles at the sight, though the orange thong actually looks like sin on him, then he's striding her way. He puts one leg up on the arm of the chair and takes her ponytail, pulling it free, grabbing fistfuls of loose hair.

He starts singing with the music "I need it, jesus. Burn baby burn." Pulling her head to his waist and snapping his hips. She can't resist the urge to grab his thighs, and he makes no move to stop her this time. Her cheeks are hot as his erection brushes against her chin. He pulls her head back, leaving kisses along her jaw and neck as he slides his body back down. Instinctively she wraps her legs around his hips. Sharky cups her ass, picking her up, and begins rocking against her. The music stops but neither of them seem to notice. Rook smashes her lips to his, all teeth and tongue. She pulls away as she realizes she's just kissed him. He gently lowers her back to her feet, taking a few awkward steps back.

"I um, I don't know what came over me..I"

He shakes his head, "Shit dep I didn't mind whatever that was."

"I wasn't finished. I was gonna see if you wanted to take me back to your place, finish what you started here?"

"Hell yeah, but just so we're clear, you started this."

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#sharky boshaw #female dep/rook #sharky boshaw x f!deputy #hurk drubman jr #fc5 #fc5 fanfic #my photo edit

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oddcoupler222 · 5 years

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must read sanvers fics in your opinion? (i mean aside from yours obvi bc yours are like the sacred texts of the sanvers fandom hahaha)

SACRED TEXTS i’m dying. def not true, but thank you :)

here’s like… my top ten-ish fics:

- The Lighthouse Technique by InspectorBoxer - Kara grinned. “I already have a plan. A foolproof technique, in fact, to get Maggie Sawyer’s full attention.”

also -

- i can’t believe we’re here - “I don’t know how to tell you this, Detective, but I’d like to introduce you to Jamie. Your daughter.” A post 3x05 fix-it fic, in which Maggie has a surprise daughter and the characters and plot are all A+ (currently incomplete but read it anyway! it leaves off in a not unsatisfying place)

The above fic is part of the “you and i collide” series, all comprised of very well-written and in character reunion fics, also by InspectorBoxer and zennie, who does the following two fics too:

- Worth the Fight - After the kiss (2x06), Alex and Maggie struggle to get back to friendship and maybe more. Also, Maggie is targeted by assassins and Alex is protective.

- Headstrong - Maggie challenges Alex to a race. It doesn’t end like either of them planned.

- Spin Doctor (grown ass woman) by performativezippers - Maggie doesn’t really talk to other people while she’s at the spin studio – she’s not, as they say, there to make friends – but everyone tends to do friendly nods and say hi, especially in the locker room, and she does the same.

So she’s gotten know most of the teachers and many of the other morning clients by sight. So she’s sure this is the first time she’s seen this new woman.

She’d definitely have remembered someone like that.

- Lexie (Five Inch Heels) (also by performativezippers) - “I’m Lexie,” she says, and it’s clearly a fake name but that doesn’t bother Maggie. She’ll only need to know a legal name if this girl ever gets booked and Maggie has to intervene. She hopes it never comes up.

“Nice to meet you, Lexie.”

Lexie just stares at her, and Maggie can’t tell if she’s smirking of if it’s a trick of the light.

“Sure it is,” she finally says, and oh, yes, she was smirking.

Maggie decides to forgo delicate, and asks her next question bluntly, her hands back in her pockets. “What brings you out tonight?”

“Astronomy.” Lexie deadpans. “Been a while since I’ve last stargazed; thought I’d commune with nature and all that shit.”

- but the fruit is sweet by thrace - Sometimes doing the right thing sucks

Maggie can’t figure out why Supergirl is suddenly giving her the cold shoulder. Post 2x06.

- dream of you a little longer by likebrightness - Maggie runs that kiss over in her mind.

Too much, she does. For too long. She can’t stop thinking about that kiss.

She knows she’s into Alex Danvers, obviously. Has known it since the woman walked into her crime scene. That’s not the question here.

- Noise Complaint by SapphicScholar - What started out as a cracky/smutty idea about what would happen if Alex and Maggie lived next-door to one another turned into a rewrite of Season 2a in which Sanvers is given time to develop, conversations about alien rights aren’t dropped after a hot second, and Roulette and Cadmus don’t pop in and out only when it’s convenient.

- there’s a part of me i’ve been searching forby colourmeblue - The first time she sees Maggie Sawyer, she’s not that impressed. A fake relationship AU (in which Alex is FBI and Maggie is a cop)

- Communion by adieu_sweetmaryllis - Four years — she’d made it four years without having Maggie Sawyer in a single class of hers despite them both going to the same school. If she hadn’t seen her once or twice across campus she would’ve thought the girl never actually ended up attending National City University, despite both of them getting acceptance letters a few weeks before — well, before everything went up in flames.

- I would move mountains to make you smile by DisplacedWarrior - Alex was just looking for a way to handle her giant crush without talking about it, she had no idea creating an anonymous Instagram account for her cheesy sapphic poetry would cause this much of a stir.

It has half the school starry-eyed but what about the one girl it was intended for?

- Ashes and Ember by Roadie - fairytale au wherein Alex is sort-of-but-not-really-Cinderella, Maggie is sort-of-but-not-really-also-Cinderella-crossed-with-a-fairy-godmother, James Olsen is the nobility we all know him to be, and Gertrude is a horse sidekick.

(there’s a fic rec tag thingy on my page if you are on desktop form and i have a whole/longer rec there, with most of my ships)

#fic recs #sanvers #luckily for me! i made this for a friend recently so it was fully prepared

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not-close-to-straight · 7 years

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Dont Leave Me (Holmes/Watson --Ritchie-verse)

(So this isnt really anything, just a little scene I cant get out of my head. Ritchie-verse Holmes/Watson because I love RDJLaw)

(Takes place sometime between the first and second movie?? From Watsons POV because I love the old style of him narrating.)

(I just opened a text box and started writing so it doesnt have my usual editing, please ignore any weird grammar mistakes lol)

(PS– I sort of love this. Its sort of flowery and romantic and I dont usually write in this style, so you know… say nice things)

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“Dont leave me.”

The words startle me, and I glance up from my reading to cast an eye at the man sprawled in haphazard fashion across his favorite chair.

“Holmes.” I inquire, curious, for I had assumed the man to be asleep for quite some time now. “Are you speaking to me?”

Surely he hadnt been speaking to me, such plaintive words muttered in such a sad tone.

Dont leave me.

I am aware of course, more than anyone, that behind the caustic words, the razor sharp wit, and general disdain for anything society deemed appropriate– the great detective Holmes is very nearly a broken man, slave to a mind that never slows, an intellect that hungers for more and a heart that loves either not at all, or in a manner that consumes his very soul.

But with these words– Dont leave me– he sounds as if he is begging. Begging, and yet he sounds as if he has already seen the bleak future when all this begging is for naught, and whatever he had wanted has slipped through his fingers.

“Are you sleeping?” I try again, to keep my own thoughts from traipsing inevitably down the path that only ever ends in despair- the forbidden ideas that accompany the place of Holmes in my mind and heart and in my darkest hours, I will admit they have taken root in my very soul.

“Holmes!” My voice is admittedly sharper this time, too much for the situation, but I must attempt to keep myself from– from yearning. From wishing that perhaps this great man cares for me in the way I care for him…

“Don’t leave me.” there they are again, these words that are so distressing in their simplicity, and Holmes sounds exhausted, he sounds washed out and pale, the usual vigor coloring his voice completely lacking, leaving things fragile and thready and in this moment– frightening in their implications.

“She is lovely.” Holmes continues, and now a hand lifts to pat at his unruly hair, the dark curls in worse disarray than usual, evidence of the depression that has seemed to grip him in its talons these last several weeks.

“Mary.” he clarifies when I remain silent. “She is lovely, a perfect match for you in temperament, and she brings about a softness in you that I–” a hitching breath, nearly a sob and my fingers tighten on the arm rests to the point of pain as I wait for him to continue.

“A softness that I– that I will miss in my own life.” a silence, an eternity before he speaks again–

– “I suppose I should be saving these confessions for your wedding, so I might raise a glass in your honor and blather on about true love, about l'amour vrai, but I have found myself unable to put pen to paper for these sentiments and it is… vexing.”

“I see.” I answer, all the while not seeing at all, for as always, Holmes is speaking in riddles, turns of phrase that obscure his true intent, and though I should be accustomed to this after so long as colleagues and friends, after his startlingly plain–Dont leave me– I find myself frustrated with his circumlocution, and wish he would speak plainly, as he does when he is deducing, when he is peeling back the layers of a mystery until all is laid bare.

“My dear Watson.” there is a distinct fondness in his tone now, a warmth that is present only here in our rooms, away from the watchful eyes of society. Perhaps in private moments after he has solved yet another case, when adrenaline is coursing and we are still laughing as if we are quite mad over the brilliance of one Sherlock Holmes, and the inevitable stupidity of a criminal to believe he can escape consequences for whichever heinous crime has been committed.

It is those moments when I find myself drawn impossibly closer to him, when my errant hands drift towards his body, when my lips purse with the thought to embrace– and he calls me dear Watson as if he would be agreeable to those things I dream about in the dark–

“Dear Watson.” Holmes says again. “As always, you see but you do not observe.”

“Holmes–” I prepare to argue, as I tend to do, but he waves me off.

“Tell me, Doctor.” he begins again. “I shall tell you my symptoms and you may diagnose me, hm?”

“Very well.” I sigh and put my book down. In these interminable few moments since Holmes first spoke, I have not read a single word, though my mind has traveled miles as it dissects every nuance of the sentences we have shared this evening. “Your symptoms.” I prompt and wait with studied patience for him to begin.

“I have no appetite.” he says shortly and I refrain from commenting, for even on a good day, convincing Holmes to slow down long enough to eat in nigh impossible.

“I want to stay in the dark.” Quieter now, and I sit up straighter in concern. “To be outside with people, the sunlight– I cannot bring myself to stomach it. I prefer it here in my rooms, shutting the world away.”

“Continue.” I make a vague motion with my hands, but he is not looking this way, so he does not notice.

“I find myself lonely, even in the company of others, for I am never in the company of the one I want. Or at least not in the way I long to be. Not with– not with the one I want.” The last word is emphasized, even as it is whispered and naturally I pick up on it.

“The one you want.” I repeat, and my heart– traitorous thing– beats faster within me. “I– er–.”

“Mary is lovely.” Holmes sits up now, pins me with that all consuming gaze, staring into my heart and soul and searching–

“She is lovely.” he says yet again, as if repetition will resolve something within him that disagrees. “And yet I think I hate her, for she has come into your life and taken your affection from me. I am not trying to suggest that your for me affection is anything other than perfectly proprietary, Doctor, but I will admit to–”

Now his eyes shutter, and fall away, he seems to shrink in upon himself, folding further into the chair. “I will admit to hoping, to thinking perhaps you might–” he falls silent, picking at a thread on his trousers.

Then, “Please.” he is begging again, and the word brings me off my own chair, crossing the sitting room until I can kneel before him.

“Don’t leave me.” his eyes close entirely now, and I cannot keep myself from touching him, my palms on his knees, and it seems unnatural for an innocent touch to burn so hot, but at this moment, I swear it does.

“I wont leave you.” I wish I had lovely words in this moment, better words, flowery phrases to explain to this man, to this wondrous soul the intensity in which I want– no, need– him, but I only have these four, so I say them again.

“I wont leave you.”

I see just the beginnings of that beguiling smile, just a hint of what is surely a full fledged flush in that lovely skin, before his lips are on my own and we are tumbling backwards together, my head hitting the floor with a thump that is ignored in favor of bringing that tempting mouth to my own again and again.

Holmes is lying entirely against me now, his hands in my hair and the tug and pull at the strands is the most wonderful thing I have ever felt, the novel feel of a mans strength and angles completely different than the feel of a womans curves, and I find that I enjoy it more, now that it is this man in my arms.

“I need to bathe.” Holmes pulls away to chuckle, and I smile at the mussed hair and joy in his eyes. “But then we should continue–” he leaves the sentence unfinished and leans down to kiss me again, sliding his tongue between my lips in way that is no small hint as to what he wishes to do.

When he presses against me hesitantly, and I feel the line of his arousal against my thigh, it is the most natural thing in the world to lift myself into him as well, and the gasp that leaves that kiss reddened mouth has me tightening my fingers on his waist, urging him down to me yet again.

“We have time later.” he whispers, and it is nearly a question, so I nod as best I can to assure him that I want this as badly as he does, if not more so, for I am feeling rather like a man who was not aware he has been starving and now has been handed a feast.

“I wont leave you.” I promise. “Sherlock–” his breath catches when I use his given name. “Sherlock.” I say it once more if only to see him smile again. “I will be here always.”

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#johnlock #sherlock holmes/john watson #ritchie-verse #rdjude

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danlands-moved-blog · 7 years

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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

How was heaven when you left it?

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty

Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and 'I’ together.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged.

Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.

Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you’re a-Dora-ble!

I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. I’m lost at sea

If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

When God made you, he was showing off.

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the whole universe in the palm of my hand.

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!

I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications

You better call Life Alert, 'cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.

You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…

You’re hotter than donut grease.

Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity

I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?!

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

i have so many pickups lines so here u go!! i apologise for these in advance jjddjk -sara

#megan's edit: SARA THIS IS SO EXTRA I LOV IT #submission

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butihavenothing-blog · 7 years

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But can you imagine an au where Bruce and Talia are a happy couple that fights crime and adopts abunch of orphanes? Like, Talia being very scared and angry when Bruce takes in Dick, and then deciding to adopt the boy just because he found Bruce's secret identity, but then falling inlove with Dick and becoming a wonderful mother Dick's scared at first then very excited that his new adoptive mother is a ninja because wow, she can teach him soo many things

By the time Batman's confident in taking Dick out and by the time he meets any other sidekicks he is so advanced I mean, what else was Talia suppose to do? Look at this adorable, sad big eyed 8 year old and not teach him all the ancient skills of the League?

Dick trying so hard to keep his secret id the first time the team meets Talia Al Ghul, and she kissed him or something cause she dont give a crap about secret id's Bruce, it's not Dick's fault that he told his team mates that he's Dick Grayson the adoptive son of this woman, and not, in fact, secretly dating a super hot ninja "oh my god Wally that's my freaking mom shuddup"

The time the Team ran into Ra's Al Ghul is Dick's worst day.

"Omigod we didn't know you were behind this please kinda-grampa let us go"

"Youre trying to take my place as my heir"

"No wtf"

"You will never be my true heir"

"Wtf i dont f-ing wanna be"

"Cause we share no blood"

"Ohmigod every time"

Bruce being the one to take Dick in, and training Dick, but Talia being the one that says no. You take him in, you are his parent. I don't care what you think Bruce we arent replacing his parents we are doing our job stop arguing and kiss your son dammit

Talia being super old fashioned, and all the batkids calling her 'mother' as she will accept nothing else but Bruce 'dad' or 'pop' or just 'old man' and he loves it

Imagine newbie Jason liking this Talia chic for not taking any bs and calling her mother immediately but he's from the streets so it's more like "YO MOTHA" But only calling Bruce Bruce or boss-man for months

Grown up dick is having just as much trouble like he loves Talia but does she have to kiss him on the mouth every time they see eachother its only been a week omg people in the 21st century usa dont do that no beast boy im not dating her yes im aware that shes attractive okay bye this is too much

Damian being born into a loving family with both parents and getting a childhood of training thats just enough for the son of those two but not enough to fucking scar him omfg

Tim first meets Talia and at first he is hashtag terrified but by the time he's adopted he's so chill with this new mom he's even got Ra's in his contacts as Grampapa

Christmas dinner with the Al Ghul's are awkward af untill Nyssa started coming and suddenly the boys have a new fave aunt to help with pranks n crap and Bruce has another member of Talia's family as his arch enemy

Cass being taken in younger than canon and Talia understanding her upbringing of having a father who only saw her as a weapon and working with her everyday to combine her combat skills with speaking and Cass always feels wanted

Imagine an almost stable batfam (☆▪☆)

#Batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #damian wayne #talia al ghul #talia wayne #bruce wayne

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tiredintheglow-moved · 7 years

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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

How was heaven when you left it?

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty

Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and 'I’ together.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged.

Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.

Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you’re a-Dora-ble!

I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. I’m lost at sea

If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

When God made you, he was showing off.

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the whole universe in the palm of my hand.

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!

I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications

You better call Life Alert, 'cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.

You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…

You’re hotter than donut grease.

Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity

I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

(Here’s my extremely long list of pickup lines my fren sent me)

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