#i don’t stfu abt this movie | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

delulu-with-wandanat · 6 months

Note

I am sad and disheartened even though it's about a fictional character, I needed someone to share it with who can understand, I was roaming around the internet, reading stuff about Natasha. I have seen a lot of stuff mocking nat, her abilities, her usability, tweets joking about her guns against aliens ( how wrong), her running around whilst the other avengers are "flying",... Not to forget, the ones resuming her only by her titties and ass, then there was a tweet by a WANDA( WOMAN)Stan saying she would have been a run through, cum dumpster if the MCU was ok with sex scenes & the truly sad part is how everyone was laughing at that. It's sad to see that Natasha not only had been done dirty by marvel but also the audience.

The funny part is a lot of people believe that yelena is a better character than nat, of course she would be, no one let nat to be more than an ass and titties as if though the whole screentime she got in the MCU was just a steamy photo session. I got a lot to say about the sexualization part I don't know how to put it in words, it's a lot

OMG- please you can rant to be abt it all the time please. I’ve been ranting about this for DAYSSSS IM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE FELT THE SAME.

First of its sad (yet not surprising) that a Wanda stan said that. They always let down other women in order to bring her up. That’s why there was a phase where i hated Wanda because of her fans (dont come at me ok seriously on tiktok they wont stfu).

Literally the coolest thing about Nat is the fact that she has no powers but get shit done, A LOT. Everyone has their preferences, but literally how can you not see how cool she is?!!

Natasha Romanoff, no powers but will not hesitate to charge into battles with other superheroes. Homegirl only had one, let me emphasize this ONE parachute yet mf just jumped from THOUSANDS of feet in the air. Knowing she could’ve died but she’s such a pure soul so she did so without any second thought. HOW ARE U NOT IN LOVE WITH HER ALREADY?!!

I truly trullyyy do love Natasha, she’s a fictional character, but omg she’s like so cool and everything. But like u said she was done so dirty by Marvel and the audience. (which is why i like to say, ppl who love Natasha is literally the coolest ppl ever. I aint joking, other superheroes are easy to like, but natasha is for legends only)

Im very sad for Scarlett too, the way she got overly sexualized especially in the early days of the MCU. Then when she finally got her solo movie, her character got thrown off a cliff BEFORE HER SOLO MOVIE CAME OUT and ppl constantly said Yelena stole the movie. Look i love Yelena, but this aint about her. Please, let Nat have one thing, but she really can’t can’t she?? Literally have some more respect for Scarlett.

And another cool thing about Nat is the fact that she kept her heart even after all the traumatic childhood she went through as a child. People love to say Wanda had the saddest life, but so did Nat. We all know what the red room is basically mirroring in real life, marvel won’t say it but we know what it is. They both have sad traumatic past, but Natasha kept her heart. And after going through all of that?!!! I dont know how one could but here she is!!!

She was taken as a child, put in a mission where she had a taste of what a normal life would be, ripped away from her and had to be put in the red room again. Found a family with the avengers yet they never seemed to care much abt her don’t they? Found her sister but then her sister was snapped, and then had to lead the Avengers for 5 years because idk wtf the others were doing. AND THEN SHE DIED WTF MARVEL WTFFF?!

Anyway im so sorry, i could rant about this all day. God i love her sm you don’t understand 🥲🥲

#vlake answers #vlake rants #vlake is Natasha’s number one supporter #i will defend natasha romanoff til my dying breath #natasha romanoff

5 notes · View notes

sungbeam · 10 months

Note

HONEY BUNCHES OF POLLINATED PETALS HELPPP 💀💀💀💀 Nearly choked when you ended with that RDJYDJ WHAT A LINE 😭

BUT IDK IF I SHOULD SPOIL [REDACTED] 🫣 but just for you I’ll give you a line from the book, “You know, when you’re as sad as I was, you love sunsets.”

I KNOW IT MIGHT SOUND KINDA CORNY BUT CONTEXT MATTERS 🤓☝️ and you’re right I just never brought it up JEFNEJFN sorry to the people for making it seem like I read as much as I used to back in ye old days 😔💔 BUT! I’m trying to get back into reading so lmk any book recs hehe cause I’m so sorry anytime I walk into a book store all I see are those corny ass Canva lookin book covers and it’s turns me off immediately 😭 not to be like “argh what happened to literature 👺” but like ARGH WHAT HAPPENED TO LITERATURE 👹👹 now all we got hyped up is Cassandra Clare like… is this who we are now… is this what we represent as a society 😔

N E WAYS MOVING ONTO A STUDY IN MONSTERS- Medusa!yn??? 🫣 also omg the preview is giving like… the intro to Mirror Mirror yk? Like the animated backstory 😳 which is a coincidence because that was onE oF My FaV MoViES???? Omg now I’m more hype PLELRJEKRNE

OK OK BUT I DID HAVE A FEW IDEAS LEMME SHARE LEMME SHARE AHEM-

1. Something like Fantastical Beasts and Where to Find Them and Chanhee and yn were lil vets for the beasts/monsters OR explorers that went around looking for them to document them

2. Something like Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (cause the children are seen as monsters yk-) where Chanhee or yn encounter Hollows and wants to know more abt them which leads them to the home for peculiar children or smth like that LOLOL

3. Could’ve also gone the route of Chanhee or yn making it out of a traumatizing event or smth and other ppl in the story are the real monsters

4. Could’ve also gone existential and could’ve been Chanhee and/or yn contemplating as to if they’re actually good people and what makes a good person etc etc

BASICALLY THE CURTAINS COULD’VE JUST BEEN BLUE OR THEY COULD’VE SIGNIFIED SMTH DEEPER LMAO

and EEEK Eric or Juyeon it is 🤭🤭🤭 AND STFU I COULDN’T FIND A BETTER WORD OTHER THAN BEQUEATH ATM OKAY 😭

AND PLEASEEEEE A LOVE CORNER IS JUST A LOVE TRIANGLE BUT THE MORE PROPER VER CAUSE THE MLS ARE INTERESTED IN THE FL BUT NOT INTERESTED IN EACH OTHER IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT

Like if one of the MLs were interested in both the FL and the other ML then THAT would be a love triangle but in this case all the MLs are just attracted to the FL which makes the love triangle a ✨love corner✨

….

IF YOU WERE THINKING OF ANYTHING ELSE THEN WATCH OUT PERV I GOT MY EYES ON YOU 🤨🫵

And abt your banners, I think they’re perfect honestly 😭 it doesn’t matter if they’re more simpler or minimal, they perfectly convey the vibes of the story and honestly your banners are what attracted me to your works in the first place 😭 I thought the banners for In all your endeavours and Party people were so well done that I clicked on them AND BOY AM I GLAD I DID LOLOL

AND ABT BONES- the og ver def sounds interesting but I can also see how it would’ve been hard to write since idk why but imo it feel so hard to write dark academia like I only get the aesthetic pics but I don’t get how to translate it into words properly yk 😭 THAT’S JUST ME THO-

YES MY LOVE FOR WOO IS UNDENIABLE JUST AS MUCH AS MY LOVE FOR ERIC 😩🙏 I fell in love with Woo during Deja Vu era LOLOL right when I watched his AOTM like damnnnn I knew he was the one for me on SIGHTTTTTTT😔🙏

- Love you always my beammie weammie sugar plum honey bunches of oats paczki boo boo ba ba pookie bear 🤭, 🌷 anon

(Ps. Yes, I tried my upmost hardest to make a unique cutie name 😔🫶)

AHAHHAHAHA I ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW I GOT TO HONEY BUNCHES OF POLLINATED PETALS 💀💀💀 this is what happens when i let my intrusive thoughts win 🤡🤣

"you know, when you're as sad as i was, you love sunsets" NOW THATS A LINE 😔 i didn't find it corny at all tbh maybe cuz i have a special place for sunsets and sunrises in (as my mother once said 💀) my black heart skfnekdmkr i def have not read the book tho so no worries abt spoilers LOL OMG PLS 😭 im literally an english major and i haven't read for fun in YEARS 😭 it's so sad, i think the only way to get me to read again is to get me to drop out of fanfic,,, like the dry spell is that bad skfnkemfk U R SO REAL FOR THAT WHY IS EVERY BOOK COVER LIKE THE SAME JUST IN DIFFERENT COLORS???? LIKE GUYS . PLEASE. GUYS /PLEASE/ wait wait hyped up cassandra clare??? that's still going on 😭😭😭😭 i thought we were over this guys skxnekdn but i honestly wouldn't know cuz im not on tiktok 💀 anyways. Booktok sucks!

omg wait 😭😭 i've actually never watched mirror mirror before don't come for me 😭😭 but im glad the similarity hypes u up even more !!! OKAY WAIT I NEED TO COMMENT ON ALL UR BRILLIANT IDEAS 🤸‍♀️🔎

AHHH A FANTASTIC BEASTS AU WHERE THEY'RE VETS OR SUMN TO THAT EFFECT WAIIIIIIT TULIP. TULIP U R ONTO SOMETHING BESTIE. THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN AND SO CUTE !! it's like that one disney movie called the rescuers 😭😭 i haven't watched the full thing, but when u said little i immediately thought of that TT

ohhhh miss peregrine's au would be SUCH an interesting idea too, and i def see where the title comes into inspire that 🤔🤔 it's been awhile since i've seen that movie actually, i can't remember what my orig thoughts abt it were

humans = monsters tbh 🙁🙁 BUT ACTUALLY the fic im like writing has a lot of those elements in it of itself cuz yk they're "different" so they're treated and seen differently yk ,, and i literally start off w both yn and chanhee's separate traumas TT

AHABAHHAHAHAHHAHA THE CURTAINS COULDVE JUST BEEN BLUE OR SOMELFNSKDNDJ THATS SO FUNNY I HATE THAT I UNDERSTAND THAT 😭😭😭 but a fic that's existential? my life tbh 😎

OHHHHHHHH WAIT THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE THAN A LOVE SQUARE I TOTALLY GET IT NOW 😭😭😭 GIRL I THINK U NEED TO GET /UR/ HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER 🤣🤡 my mind went nowhere but a corner shaped diagram 🤡

wodjoejdkejdkrj im crying if u couldn't tell 😭😭😭 PLS DONT MAKE ME BLUSH 😔 WAIT WHERE IS MY MEME—

i lurv you (´Д⊂ヽ im so happy to hear that like lemme go yell on a cliff rq 😃😃😃 LIKE WOW WHAT A COMPLIMENT CUZ SKDNKENF as long as it does what it needs to and it looks pretty then my job here is done 😎 like who needs a whole fic 😎 OOP both those fics' banners were made bc i fell in love w those pics of joong and cobie (´Д⊂ヽ i literally saw joongs lemon tree mv screenshots on pinterest and they were PERFECT and then cobie dropped those pics from the i like u stage and they were PERFECT. omg when my banners brought us together 🤩🤩🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

ahh yeah i think i kind of have dark academia down, i just wasn't feeling the fic after all the planning i did for it 😭😭😭 so it never made it past 1k words LMAO 💀

OKAY BUT wooyoung and eric kind of give off similar vibes, don't u think ???? cheeky, flirty mfkers 😔😔 BUT OH MY GOD. WOOYOUNGS AOTM LIVES RENT FREE IVE WATCHED IT LIKE A BILLION TIMES ITS SO ICONIC. i literally almost wrote a fic because of it 😭 i also LOVE christopher's songs, and bad just hits SO HARD TT

AHAHAHHAHAHA THE BEAMIE WEAMIE POOKIE BEAR OSFNKENDJ PLSS 💖💖 roses r red / violets r blue / im sending a heaping spoonful / of sugar (and love) to you ✨💖

#sungbeam strikes again #🌷 anon

5 notes · View notes

amiiaak · 2 years

Text

Genshin Impact fic recs

I’m sad rn, so i decided lol reading genshin fanfics sounds like a great idea. I have fallen. Fml. Anyways I still like Haikyuu and all their juicy fanfics stuff but here’s genshin fic recs from me rn lmao.THESE ARE BANGERS TO ME STFU AND DONT COMMENT LOL (jk).

read tags, like the usual, pls

Tartali

he loves me, he loves me not | xiaoscribbles | chili/tartali | T | 6,1k

Tags: Pining, Unrequited Love, Angst With a Happy Ending

Summary:

“Are you in love with me?”

Childe’s heart sinks into his stomach without an ounce of grace. It drops like lead into his abdomen and leaves him feeling hollow and utterly terrified.

“Zhongli.”

“Are you in love with me,” Zhongli asks again, because he is nothing if not persistent, “because I see the way you act around me, Childe and I just want to know why you never said anything when—”

Childe stands up abruptly. He reaches for a bag of mora in his coat and unceremoniously drops it onto the table where their half-eaten food lies. It contains far more than what their meal actually cost, but he couldn’t bring himself to care.

“You obviously know the answer. I’m done with this conversation,” Childe says cooly, “have a good rest of your night.”

Or, Zhongli figures him out and Childe's heart breaks.

There's a Garden in Your Hair | OldeShoestrings | chili/tartali | Not Rated | 7,5k

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Love At First Sight, Fluff

Summary:

The one where Childe is a florist, his boss can barely stand him, and his most loyal customers are five little children who keep buying flowers for their father.

Then he meets the children's father.

And for Childe, it's very much love at first sight.

Xiaoaether

Almond Tofu is Actually Something That Can Be So Personal | ant_king | xiaoaether | G | 3,2k

Tags: Idiots in Love, Fluff, Light Angst

Summary:

“Xiao! It’s nice to see you.” Aether beams, and then immediately wonders if he’s being too informal. With his limited knowledge of Liyue’s customs, for all he knows, he should be curtsying immediately.

In which Aether doesn't know traditional Teyvat courtship rituals, and it turns out Xiao doesn't either.

What do you mean we're dating? | riangsty | xiaoaether | G | 18,5k

Tags: Fluff and Humor, Misunderstandings, Light Angst

Summary:

"What do you mean we're dating?"

In which Xiao and Aether are painfully unaware of their own advances and relationship while everyone does. Or maybe it's everyone else who assumes things for themselves.

How can they not after all they've witnessed personally. Surely, the Traveler and the Yaksha are courting each other.

Thomato

you're the sun, you've never seen the night | snowblum | thomato | T | 2,1k

Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff and Humor, Drunken Shenanigans

Summary:

“Ayatoo…” Thoma is grinning stupidly with his face buried in the crevice of his shoulder. “Marry me...”

The proposal came out of nowhere, and Ayato nearly lets his surprise show, but he quickly pulls it back and pretends to think about it for a moment, putting on the most nonchalant expression he can possibly manage. “Hm… I don’t know.”

Thoma raises his head, clearly not expecting that response. “Whaat—”

“Ask me again tomorrow when you’re sober.”

or, thoma gets drunk and ayato takes care of him.

Kaebedo

A Drop of Golden Sun | deprecavi | kaebedo | G | 73,5k

Tags: Tangled AU

Summary (No summary really just an author’s note):

This is drawn from the movie ‘Tangled,’ right down to the dialogue in some places, but there have been some changes. Pascal and Max aren’t here, they’ve been replaced by Klee and Diluc instead. Still, if you’ve seen Tangled, you already know the general plot of this fic.

I adore this fic, one thing was because I was thinking abt one fanart i saw of this au, its been a while man--and when i searched up tangled au for genshin i thought; ‘oh it doesn’t need to be kaebedo it could be tartali or smtelse’, but this was the first one that popped up so :D.

snapshoot (you and me) | bedochuu | kaebedo | Not Rated | 58,1k

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Idols, Strangers to Lovers

Summary:

magic eight ball @eightballpredictions

an idol from a well-known male group will get into an internet-breaking relationship in the next few months.

18.4K Retweets 39.5K Quote Tweets 30.9K Likes

one idol, one photographer, (+ a few extras and moral support!) and the cruel, cruel world that is the entertainment industry.

Gold and silver | silvereyedotaku | kaebedo | T | 6,6k

Tags: Secret Relationship, Fluff and Humor

Summary:

Rumour has it that the beloved bachelor Kaeya Alberich is off the market - to the dismay of mothers across Mondstadt. The shining gold band on his ring finger speaks for itself.

And yet somehow, nobody seems to knows how Kaeya came to have a spouse or who this elusive lover is. No one except the Knights of Favonius, that is.

5 times one of the knights figured out Kaeya and Albedo’s relationship + the 1 time they revealed it themselves.

Xingyun

Could I Have Another Chance? | washer_and_briar | T | 8,3k

Tags: Not Actually Unrequited Love, Rejection, Misunderstandings

Summary:

Oh. Okay. That was. Fine. Just fine. Expected, even. It didn't hurt. It wasn't soul crushing. It was normal. And it could have been worse anyways. He was being selfish. And too optimistic for his own good. They were still friends. so it seemed. It was time to grow up and get over it. They're practically adults now. There isn't time for Xingqiu's childish feelings in the real world.

~~~ In which Chongyun panics and rejects a confession from the love of his life.

fuggg thats it for now, i will now go back to crying bc of the latest archon quest. istg i love but hate this game

#fic recs #genshin impact #genshin impact fic recs

20 notes · View notes

idyllic-wren · 6 months

Text

guys i have a confession i actually rlly hate grumpy x sunshine dynamics 🤕 maybe it’s just cos the only media i’ve seen w the trope is with an evil boss landlord CEO in his 40s x freshly 18 year old innocent childish sensitive crybaby who gets s3xually harassed whenever she goes outside so the “grumpy” guy can save her (oh and don’t forget the grumpy guy watched her grow up, cos they need to throw that in there for some reason)

and the sunshine is always rlly fucking annoying and the grumpy is always like “STFU U STUPID WHORE 😡😡🤬🤬🔫🔫💥💥💥💥💥” and then sunshine bursts into tears and the relationship is literally codependent and abusive

(unless we’re talking abt trolls, trolls gets a pass (yes i mean the kids movies, ily branch, never watched any of the movies but u seem funny from tiktok))

anyway i blame webtoon

#grumpy x sunshine #might be controversial!!#not because of the post #because of trolls

1 note · View note

castle-dominion · 11 months

Text

5x8 after hours

I saw the white neck thing I THOUGHT he was a priest! & then he brought out his rosary

Ooh nice dessert Rick can make those jokes but not you jim

Both your parents are lawyers?? MARTHA SHUT THE UP

CASTLE DON'T SHJKHDSKJFDHSDJKG

NO NO NO NO NO YOU ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE YOUR DIFFERENCES IT'S OK IT IS OK ACTORS ARE ALLOWED TO BE NON-SERIOUS & HAVE FUN

RC: ‘Cause honestly that whole death thing is sounding pretty good right now. KB: There’s been a murder down town. RC: Close enough.

They are probs happy for the excuse to get away from their parents

Well in s6 you have a worse dinner with alexis...

*wiping off her makeup* JE: Wow, already? How’d that go? KB: RC: JE: Okay, well, JE: speaking of fathers, we have one right over here.

found religion lol oof holding his rosary must be good. Good marksman, picks up casings

Assassination is basically murder for political OR RELIGIOUS or similar motives.

MC-murtry, irish preist probs, is he ryan's priest? or not. Murdoch mysteries moments.

WOAH WE'R EINTERVIEWING A NUN? don't worry my irish friend, as a michif I know your struggle

Valid lol, acab & all you remember the address???

KR: *makes himself a coffee and he catches sight of the SISTER MARY exiting the elevator. He stills.* KR: A nun walks into a precinct. It’s like the beginnings of a bad joke. *He goes to take a sip of his coffee but stops. He sets the coffee down and works on straightening his tie.* JE: Want to borrow a comb or something? KR: Shut up. JE: (smirks) You know what this reminds me of? Watching one of those body switching movies where the guy looks like a grown man but he’s actually 12. KR, stopping his primping: Hey. Let me tell you something. Catholic school is like combat. Unless you’ve been there you don’t know. JE: Uhhh, I have been there. In combat. And it’s way worse than some old lady. ((he said it was LIKE combat, as in you DON'T KNOW unless you've been there)) ((also no bro catholic school can be horrible, I've been there, but thankfully not the one with nuns)) KR: goes back to fixing his appearance. As SISTER MARY walks by, she levels him with a stern look.

sitting up So Straight around the nun she's so horrible & annoying girl of COURSE you should care abt ppl despite thier soul JE: Of course, I'm-- I'm sorry *starting to understand ryan's perspective* who the HECK would leave for a phone call in the middle of mass?

Like Ford & Lee (also illegal to park blocking a way like that)

They were both insulting each other's interest Drop It Castle Wow I like castle's jacket, nice red hem

Wow just in his apartment,,, scary af

Ya think?!?

Castle is right abt the cement shoes & also right it is not helping (You need to sit there as homoerotically as possible while you set their feet in cement

calls her dude lol

that was NOT castle saying "get the car"

KR: Not that I'd ever doubt a nun! Reminds me of the episode in the near future, you know the one, the irish mob on KR: The guy took out a priest. We can’t just let him disappear.

A DOLLAR ARE YOU KIDDING ME? (not talking about it being expensive, but talking abt the wire being cut)

leo stfu

interesting transition sending esposito there alone?

He's right, cops don't rly come to this town

Leo relationship therapist moments WOAH SHE JUST BROKE THE CAR!?

can't you call 911 without the password?

esposito not wearing a vest? (also ryan is pretty af)

interesting angle & cant & all that this is sooo cute Bro don't talk to them!!! Check where the fingerprints are on the phone screen it HAS a schedule but it doesn't FOLLOW it Leo: I'm starting to feel like I'd be safer outside

Yeah lol just a joyride in a cop car

Martha & Jim <3 MR, long winded & dramatic: Well after I got a call from Detective Esposito I became very concerned, so I checked in with – JB: Well after I got a call from Detective Esposito I became very concerned, so I checked in with – VG: There’s no cause for alarm. It’s just that we’re having trouble pinpointing their perspective – MR: Oh please, stop. You are a terrible actress. ((GIRL)) There is no way that anyone would have called me if they weren’t really worried ((Lol probably true)) and I want to know what is really going on here.

MR: All right – where is that fancy coffee machine that Richard bought for the precinct? Over there? (she points)

flying to DUBLIN?

Don't u have only like 30 possibly attempts before it gets locked? So call me maybe <3 Castle GET TO THE POINT SAY YOU NEED HER TO CALL 911 Yes I LET her hang up Castle don't throw it outside like that rly quick wtffff

Why'd he fall oooooof Could have said "we need to get this man to a hospital he broke his ankle" bc the cabbie saw that

Oh no they ar egoing to get Locked In he COULD stand on it & run on it for a minute there when his life was in deep danger...

Gates in the interview uwu Hell, I'll even drive you to the airport! She's so good "My people" sfdjhfjdsh castle is one of her people

Get a deaf employee lol

Wait wasn't chinese relevant? RC: No. But I’ve seen every episode of MacGyver

PARTNERS partners Lol relationship therapist moments

Brings up the simple boring thing hhhsdjfhkjshfjs He's a new yorker ofc he likes baseball Big bro said that these two would end up together & it reminded me of sammy keyes she should NOT feel safe when he is watching Cut to them fighting? Ah sadly not RC: Yeah. C’mon. We’re a couple of idiots who can’t remember what we were fighting about. So … what were we fighting about?

Then enjoy the bubble while you have it! Breaking the bubble sooner is still breaking the bubble!

RC: Maybe I’m not speaking the right language. (he tries again, this time with a trucker accent) Breaker, breaker. I got a mama bear and two joes who need a ride back to the bear cave. (to BECKETT) I once had Derrick Storm beat up a trucker.

RC: Besides, it’s him they want dead, not me. Leo: Thanks for the reminder.

Remember in morse code: s is shorter than o bc s happens more

at least castle apologizes

.. . --- .- ..- . m e s a u e I'm too slow in morse code I should really practice

I love how he is just relationship therpisting

Ooh music NOT a journalist "figuring out" endings lol Poker moments Castle is totally double bluffing here, misleading him. Also what if you didn't know which side was north? LIke me? bad sense of direction!

DOLAN? THE BIG GUY IN THE MOB? ALSO HE DIDN'T KIDNAP THE DETECTIVES THEN

Get the gun wait... I THOUGHT MAYBE HE WAS THREATENING HER BC THE COPS GOT INTO TROUBLE

wait he IS the guy who kidnapped the detectives castle would totally make friends with them lol, like daniel in the lion's den in the veggie tales adaptation, got pizza

Did leo coach her on what to say?

... Baseball game? So should castle tell dolan that there is probably smth wrong or...?

Probably not a sociopath. Sociopaths often have social anxiety & are very flakey, not coldblooded killers

Also whose gun is that? Right, NOT beckett's, it was the gun of the mobster. Uness he took beckett's gun Why didn't they scout out the location first, there is ALWAYS fishy business

Should have kept one bullet for a double tap

Why didn't we hear the sirens before this?

Never never always Oh he got her gun & badge back

Wow new yorker whistled & magically got a cab. Yep.

He's OFFERING to do time? Also it was bright out, the sun is rising, they are all still in their clothes,,, been a long night huh Gates has what like snacks?

*seeing them kiss* k no nvm it was not a kiss lol

Hey I somehow only spent an hour on this episode! I started watching at 10, then I didn't get off until 12 (tho the goal was 11.30) but now I'm off at 1! that's only an hour! Proud of myself!

#castle 5x8 #castle 5x8 spoilers #castle 5x8 quote #the irish priest episode? the family feud episode? the on-the-run episode? the nun episode? the irish mafia episode? What do I nickname thi

0 notes

caswlw · 3 years

Text

also men can b emotional and not b perceived as gay on tv i promise u it does exist !! men can b friends !! it just so happens that a generation of young adults and teens online is significantly more queer (openly) than ever and likes to see that in their media- so ofc that’s the content that happens to get big (both in ppl watching and fandom growth)- so it’s not exploitative and it’s not twisting something into something it’s not, it’s seeing what’s there and just interpreting it differently (which is allowed.)

again- any argument about “men not having close friendships without being seen as gay” can be refuted by idk. most shows with men in them ? also- take a second to guess WHY shows with mostly male main casts (or entirely male main casts) see this as the way to make content after release. beating around the bush that says “i don’t like this” isn’t helped by trying to make arguments with no base that have evidence covered in the actual homophobic rhetoric that causes men to be written more emotionally closed off- not the ppl on the internet who saw ur work differently !! take a hike

#u wanna star in the premier boys club in movies today go ahead! don’t b mad tho when there’s few women to b seen romantically with tho #notes from the prime minister #anyway i just. have they seen a tv show before genuine questions #bc i could probably name at least 10 male friendships on tv where they’re close enough to stay at each others houses and hug n shit #without people shipping them #and no. a fanbase is Not required to make this argument but even if it WAS its still very possible #this just aggravates me so much #like. it’s not that ppl think emotional men w friends are all gay (that’s homophobic rhetoric that means few men cry on tv Still)#but it’s that 1) u had few female cast members of age and opportunity 2) theres a Significant amount of backstory w context from comics and #lines From The Show & 3) people saw it and thought hey that looks good together ??#PLUS if it were only cases like this being shipped i hate to say it but have they also never heard of ships that are In The Same Fandom of #characters that actively Weren’t friends ?? ones that idk caused a civil war .#just saying he wouldn’t have said this or been as weird abt it if ppl were saying they shipped sharon and sam #like. just stfu and leave us alone at least in june good lord

18 notes · View notes

venialsun · 2 years

Text

SO close to blacklisting the encanto tag….

#the movie was fine but it’s annoying to see so many gringo posts about it backtobacktoback #‘generational trauma uwu’ stfu stfu i don’t need to read essays abt stuff u clearly don’t understand and are overblowing for fandom points #spades

0 notes

l3v14th4nscxmslxt · 2 years

Note

HEY HEY CAN YOU DO THE OBEY ME BROTHER REACTING TO TRANS!READER???😋

Brothers with a trans! Boyfriend!

Ft: trans male mc! He/him!!

Part 1! Part 2! (Not made yet!)

CW: needles, cussing, dysphoria, established relationship

Fem aligned Dni

Idk if you mean like what their relationship would be like or coming out to them but I’m gonna write both!! Idk if you wanted trans male or not but I’ll probably make a more Gn!/non-binary post soon that’s similar!! This might be long sobs but ty for the request and I hope you enjoy it!

Older brothers!

Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan

Genre: fluff/comfort

Lucifer:

Coming out to him:

Would be really supportive probably give you a hug and kiss your forehead and just let you cry or just stay in a comfortable silence. Just holds you and tells you how lovely and brave you are for telling him even tho he’d already had figured it out.

“My prince it’s alright, I love you dearly nothing will ever change that”

Helps you adjust and change your name in the records at RAD. Buys you a super expensive binder that’s like the best quality if you don’t own one already. And asks you if you need anything from him to help you feel more comfortable.. also would help pay for your surgeries/ Testosterone if your looking to get it.

Your relationship w him:

Would be honored to help you with taking t shots if you’d let him.. he’d let you hold his hand/shoulder if it hurts

Would lend you his cologne if you don’t own some already…(totally not bc he gloats the fact that you now smell like him and takes pride in it)

Let’s you in his study and sit on his lap or lays you down and holds you with your head on his chest and whispers sweet nothings in your ear if your dysphoria is acting up

If anyone misgenders you consider them dealt with you’ll probably never see them again… bc he said and I quote “it was taken care of”💀

Mammon:

Coming out to him:

sees you sobbing and stuttering to get your words out and Kinda low key freaks out.. not bc your trans but bc he doesn’t know how to react and comfort you well his gears are turning and steam is coming out of his head..

“Baby boy c’mere.. I ain’t really good at this whole comfort thing but.. just know that yer precious to me my treasure I’ll love ya forever okay, The Great Mammon will always be here for ya. Now let’s get ya cleaned up yeah?”

Hugs you and let’s you cry and rant if you need to. You to end up cuddling in one of his shirts while your latched onto each other.

Relationship with him:

Would probably freak out if you asked him to help you with your T shot. Would be to scared he’ll mess up or hurt ya but would end up doing up bc he wants you to feel as comfortable as possible and is a little flustered at the thought that you trust him to help you

Throws all his clothes at you… he’d take you shopping the next day but prefers you wear his clothes bc “I ain’t wasting my precious grim on yer stupid clothes when you can just where mine ya got that!” really just wants to see you in his t shirt gets really possessive and holds you with his face in your neck loves the smell of yours and his mashing together he gets that stupid grin on his face.

Beats the shit out of anyone who misgenders you/bullies you and cussed them out.. you might to to pull him off “STFU YOUR JUST JEALOUS MY BOYFRIEND IS THE HOTTEST MANLIEST MAN IVE EVER SEEN !! YOU DONT EVEN COMPARE TO HIM!.. right MC- Oi?! why ya dragging me off they deserve it?!” He’s a bit much with it but he means well and you know he loves you he’s trying his best- 💀

If you’re comfortable/had top surgery with it he likes to lay his head on your chest and play with your hair (if you’ve had top surgery he likes to kiss your scars if you let him)<3

If your dysphoria is acting up he picks you up and drags you to his room and leaves to make you both ramen and bring snacks bc you’ll now be stuck in his room cuddling and watching movies while he comforts you and smothers you with affection till you forget you were even upset abt your dysphoria in the first place.

Leviathan:

Coming out to them:

Starts shaking but silently wraps you into a hug and puts his face in your hair to calm down and breathes bc he’s scared his words won’t come out right.

“H-hey it’s ok I’m h-here, you’re still my Henry you always w-will be so don’t worry ok? Lets go in my room we can play your favorite game if you w-want I can grab some of your favorite snacks and we can maybe.. I-uh h-hold each other or something IDK ah-!”

You embrace him tighter and smile at him and thank him for being so kind and accepting. He shoves his whole face in the crook of your neck to gif his heating face.

Relationship with them:

Would be super understanding and supportive I head canon him to be trans or at least a Demi boy and I feel like he would relate to wishing you had something somebody else had.

Would be rlly good at helping you if you were having a bad dysphoria day would grab all your favorite snacks and play your favorite anime/ game w you. And he won’t put up any fight if you wanna be super affectionate bc he knows you both love it and you want his comfort rn. Spooning in the bathtub…yes..

Won’t usually play games w you that have limited character options and if so he lets you pick yours first and always opts to letting you play the character you wanna play first before him so you feel comfortable..

Would not! help with your T shots would probably faint if he saw the needle by your body.. he’d be to scared to pierce you with anything and his hands would shake sm but would offer to hold your shirt from behind and hold his hand will you do it if you want he’ll probably bury his face in your hair or neck and doesn’t wanna look either tho..

Literally drowns anyone who misgenders you and gets rlly possessive.. he’d wrap his tail around your waist and hold your body and hiss at them. “He’s my normie boy so you can fuck off”… then proceeds to summon Lotan to drown the bitch who dare insult you.

Also would freak if you ever wore his clothes and would casually let you borrow his after you shower or just need a change of clothes his face would get so red… he’d see you wearing his clothes with it being oversized if you’re smaller with a bit of the shirt hanging off your shoulder and might shriek.. “y-you look hot I-I mean AH! You look nice in my clothes b-but ah don’t get them dirty that’s limited edition ok!” >////<

I’ll make a part two soon!!

808 notes · View notes

workofheart · 3 years

Note

hi i love your works!! can i request hcs for law student levi x med student reader??

okay i know basically nothing about these fields of study but here is my best guess, tbh these are more like general college headcanons but ! i hope this meets you halfway lol

you guys meet through a couple gen ed classes that you have to take regardless of your major. maybe a group project - finds you a little annoying at first tbh but that’s everyone he meets, but grows to like you considering you’re the only two people out of your group to ever work on the project

you bond over your hatred for people not doing their fair share and at the end you take credit for everything and leave the other ppl screwed lols

anddd then he shyly asks you out on a date by doodling in the corner of your notebook :3

levi definitely rewrites your messy ass notes into legible notes that you can study from. in class, you scribble down as much as you can hence you can barely read it yourself, but somehow levi knows exactly what it says so he’ll take the time to redo them for you and make it nice and neat and organized :’) just his little gesture of kindness

study dates in coffee shops and libraries are a constant, he’s such a gentleman and will pay for your drink even if you asked him to meet up just bc he likes you

tease him about it and he’ll grumble

but definitely a few hours of studying and helping each other cram terms and definitions and situations whether it be through flashcards or quizlets or something lol

just imagine levi reading off terms for you to define and you literally don’t know a single thing, just him being like “jfc how do you expect to take care of real life ppl if you can’t even explain this”

is honestly wondering how you even got into this school but that’s for another day

lowkey he’s your wake up call to start getting your shit together, but he’ll help you along the way and adjust to a better schedule of managing your time

walks you to your dorm/apartment when it gets late bc he worries for you

u laugh and joke abt how sexy he is when he’s serious and would win cases by intimidating the witnesses and seducing the judge and will roll his eyes like stfu that’s unprofessional but internally will be like... fr? u think i’m sexy?

in return he makes deadpan jokes about you saving him if needs be (or not saving him, either works)

you recommend him lawyer movies like primal fear thinking he’d love them and meanwhile he watches it commenting “this is unrealistic” “she would not be pouring scotch during a trial” “that doesn’t happen in a court room” ugh someone stop him

#levi ackerman fluff #levi ackerman x reader #levi ackerman headcanons #levi ackerman hcs #levi fluff #levi x reader #levi headcanons #levi hcs #aot fluff #aot x reader #aot headcanons #aot hcs #levi ackerman fanfic #levi ackerman imagine

199 notes · View notes

didntyoubelieveinme · 8 months

Text

SPREADING VELVET GOLDMINE TO THE WORLD RAHHHH 💪💪💪

#velvet goldmine #2HB my love #i’m nothing if not a lover of 2hb #i don’t stfu abt this movie

7 notes · View notes

sakuatsutingz · 3 years

Note

hello babes!! may i request kita, osamu and suna w a super puppy like crush? as in gets excited super easily, wants to get praised, is super affectionate, a puppy pretty much!! (lol i just noticed that this description also fits hinata) thank u babes and have a lovely day ^_^

WAIT I LOVE THIS brianna thinks im like hinata so im taking this req HAHHBSHA also i didnt know what to title this so i hope hyper crush would do BYENFUHNJDFHG

but enjoy and tysm luv <3 - jamie !!

she's not like hinata, she is hinata

- brianna <3

kita, osamu & suna with a hyper crush

masterlist here request or talk to us here

kita

boy doesnt mind !! <3

he honestly loves it and wants to make you happy forever

the only thing standing in between him and dating u is the fact both of u are both too anxious to even ask each other oUT BYEHSAHBFHGB

HOW IS HE SO PERFECT IM GONNA CRY

hand in marriage pls kita <3

he gives you these little gifts and trinkets like a teddy bear he saw at the store !! <3

would definitely smile if he sees you opening the gift with such joy in your eyes

im literally crying at how soft he is while writing this WHY IS THERE NO KITA SHINSUKE IN THIS WORLD I HATE IT HERE

he would praise and compliment you in the most random times but ure not complaining like i mean he loves u and u love him

wouldnt honestly hide his crush on u !!

that doesnt mean he would flirt with u or anything, maybe like he would just say more compliments than usual

when he finally asks u out you !! were !! ECSTATIC !!

u love it when he says smth good about u !!

its not the ego per say ,, more like you appreciate him appreciating u

if that even makes sense ..

“you have the most beautiful eyes.” “you should smile more, y/n.”

kita doesnt cook but he would obv try for you so u can smile !!

he loves how youre the one to shower him with affections constantly

he also loves how you give him those puppy dog eyes when you ask him for something !!

thinks of getting you a dog someday to match your cuteness level !!

but we all know, no cute animal will ever match your level, and he knows that damn well <3

osamu

if you got the guts to tell me samu wouldnt tease you if youre hyper you gmfu

would act like he doesnt know you were that affectionate in the stupidest times and ways as a way to tease the hell outta you

“oh- y/n i didn’t know you were possessed by a puppy ,,” “stfu samu i am a human” “sounds like bs to me”

the banter might sound platonic to others

and so his crush on u is just that well hidden

but when the both of u are alone

you would bury your head in the crook of his neck

and his mind would just go ?@#$:#4′%:#?%@^%?Y$%^?

basically he short circuits every time

but he isnt surprised because since the two of you are friends he would know you would be very affectionate

but does he know you mean it in a non platonic way ?

the answer is both yes and no HAHHSGHSGHJAH

but at the same time his heart is just bursting sm bc the two of you are close together all the time <33

okay so confession time

you were both binge watching harry potter movies on his couch half cuddling lol

he would say random facts throughout the movies

like did yk abt the set of the first movie or wtvr

like stfu mister handsome

until

UNTIL he accidentally blurts out his crush on u and you were like

insert surprised pikachu face

“did you know that i love you?”

god damn you mister SMOOTH

you squeal and you suddenly shower him w kisses like omg

now u guys r full on cuddling urselves to sleep <3

gg for the hp movies

suna

ya'll like sun and moon

he's more quiet and reserved

and your very loud and outgoing

but it kinda works ya know ??

he could listen to you talk for hours

and sometimes will fall asleep while your going on rants about your day or random facts you know

you guys can always be seen together

and your a very touchy kinda friend

lots of hugs and affection !!

its one of the many things which got suna to fall for you

he started to notice the smaller habits you have

like how when your tired you mumble your words

or when you get happy you start to get rlly bouncy

most people assume ya'll are dating lol

and suna lowkey thinks it as well

that's why when he kisses you out of the blue you're like ??!

and you question him like why tf

which leads to the confession

more like him just being

"well, i assumed we were together? i guess i never asked, but you can't tell me you don't feel the same."

so after that day ya'll were together ✨

not much changed about your relationship tho lmFSOJFJDJFJ

393 notes · View notes

dancingazaleas · 3 years

Text

ymir & historia reiss | addition

i literally never stfu abt them so why not write abt them

THIS IS A POLY ONESHOT!!! i love them but it’s hard to imagine them with someone else (romantically) so why not both! this post is so long and kind of cringy i’m so sorry besties 😞

warnings/notes: cursing, angst to comfort/fluff, modern au!, college au!, reader, historia, and ymir are 19-20.

you groan and slam your head against your desk, ymir just laughs at you, sitting to your right. the two of you were in your geography class and you felt like your brain was melting.

“it really isn’t that hard,” ymir nudges your ribs with her elbow.

“easy for you to say. you’ve been around the world, i’ve barely left trost,” ymir rolls her eyes as you whine into your arms, “you’re also literally majoring in paleontology. you’ve been into it since you were a kid, like a nerd.”

“i might just punch you for that,” she threatens, “historia was pretty good in geography back in highschool. maybe she can tutor you?”

when ymir said historia’s name, it felt as if you were getting whiplash from how you felt giddy and then felt slightly bitter.

historia has been your best friend ever since the two of you were 17 and met at a bed, bath, and beyond store. she goes to community college, her dad forbade her from university and she only agreed if it she could go. when you gushed about the university you’re currently going to, she immediately started listening and asking what classes you were in.

that’s how she found out you have geography with her girlfriend, and your other best friend, ymir. she started squealing and decided to introduce the two of you.

you both tried to intimidate one another when you first met a year ago, but once historia said something about farting from anxiousness you both bursted into laughter.

that’s how you integrated into their lives. you hang out with the both of them almost everyday, you talk to them everyday, you eat lunch together every thursday, and you three even go see new movies together on saturdays.

within the first four months of befriending the both of them, you felt like as if you were ruining the their alone time. multiple times you had come to hang out with ymir and/or historia only to find out that they were having a date night. even if they invited you to join after, you still felt guilty.

you also felt guilty for feeling jealous and sad whenever they both would show affection for each other. you didn’t know what you were/are jealous of and you don’t know what would make you sad about them being happy.

but you realized what exactly was making you feel that way when ymir and historia started pestering you about your love life. specifically, about a girl named hitch that they think you’d like. and ymir asked you if you’d ever even been in love before. after a few minutes of contemplating, you told her yes.

you love them both. you wanted to be with the both of them.

but you never could be. they don’t love you in the same way as each other. they don’t want to kiss you, hold you, and sleep with you.

and you know that.

“hey doofus, class ended. you comin’?,” ymir’s voice shook you out of your trance.

you look at her and nod, shoveling your stuff into the tote bag you use as your backpack. the two of you are going to meet historia for lunch, you both don’t have classes after 12. thank god.

it’s raining when you two step outside and ymir’s rambling about what restaurant the three of you should go to for lunch as you both walk to her car. you tell her you’re okay with anything as the two of you get in the car, which makes her whip her head towards you and pause after you’ve closed the doors.

“alright, what’s wrong with you,” she asks abruptly.

“what? why are you asking?”

“you’ve been so spacey and quiet lately, you’re hooking up with people, and now you’re okay with eating whatever? you’re a little picky about your food. and you usually never shut up. something is up,” she’s started the car and is no driving out of the parking lot.

“it’s just classes and work. i’m fine. i don’t wanna talk about it,” you shrug and look out the window. you don’t want to look at ymir.

“you’re lying,” she scoffs and shakes her head, “liar.”

you just ignore her and keep staring outside the window.

the rest of the car ride is silent excluding the tame impala song ymir’s playing on the radio. you almost jump for joy whenever the restaurant that historia and ymir must’ve decided on is in view. historia’s standing is sitting on a bench outside of the restaurant, holding an umbrella over her head and a smile shows up on her face when she sees the two of you pulling up. she’s stands up and waits for ymir to park and for you both to get out of the car. it makes your heart flutter a bit. she’s gorgeous.

you almost lunge out of the car whenever the door’s are unlocked, catching the attention from them both. you start fast walking towards the doors of the restaurant, but historia is blocking your path with her arms out wide to give you a hug.

you don’t want to hug her. you don’t want to burst into tears from the hug alone. she’s closing in on you, but you manage to swerve to the left and successfully dodge the hug. you scurry into the restaurant before she can get another chance to hug you. historia and ymir give each other a look of confusion and sadness.

after they exchange a peck on the lips, they follow you into the restaurant. when they get inside, they’re met with the view of you chatting excitedly and bashfully with the hostess, who’s name tag says nifa.

when nifa starts leading you to your table, you spare them a look that says to follow you. while nifa’s leading everyone, you’re both still laughing and blushing. historia and ymir give look at one another, feeling somewhat bitter at seeing this. you hadn’t even said anything to historia and you’ve barely talked to ymir all day.

the couple almost cry out a thank you whenever you’re all seated and nifa leaves.

you start looking at your menu aimlessly. you’ve been here before and you know what you want. but anything to avoid eye contact with ymir and historia, and it makes them sad.

“(name), did you know the hostess? seemed like you two were good friends,” you look up from the menu to see historia leaning towards you while smiling.

“no, i don’t know her. she said i looked familiar and we started talking about if we go to the same university. only to find out that i have a class with her,” you look embarrassed as you start to stare out of the window.

ymir hums in response and the waiter makes his appearance before historia can ask something else. you all decide to order your food at the same time of your drinks—it speeds up the process. when the waiter leaves, the table falls into an uncomfortable silence.

a couple minutes later, you’re scrolling through social media and taking a sip of your drink that was brought to you. you’re debating if you should text the groupchat you’re in with eren, mikasa, and armin. but before you can even make the decision, ymir and historia clap quietly, a signal that the food is here.

even when you’re all eating, the silence is unbearable. you feel like banging your head against a window. you opt to stare outside of it instead.

for some reason, this sets ymir off and she drops her silverware against the plate, the noise startling you and historia.

“alright,” she’s still chewing, “what the fuck is up with you? something’s obviously wrong, and you won’t tell us for whatever fucking reason. you’ve been so distant towards historia and i lately, you’re not even talking to us that much in person, you reject historia’s hug, and you seem so spacey lately!! you’ve also been rejecting our invites to hanging out when it isn’t thursday or saturday. you can’t just act like this and then expect us to not fucking notice the obvious changes. so what the fuck is wrong?”

you struggle to reply, “i’ve just been... stressed with school work and stuff. i’ve got a lot of stuff on my mind. how have i been distant?”

ymir slams her hand onto the table, and that’s when you realize that she’s actually pissed off. she’s pointing her finger at you as she starts raising her voice, attracting attention from other customers.

“you told me that you don’t have much work unless finals or what the fuck ever is coming up and finals end two fucking months ago! you fucking avoided hugging historia, and you’ve known her for years. but you’re so happy to chat with the fucking hostess, who met today. you’re acting like you don’t want to be our friend anymore, and if that’s the case then fucking tell us up front. it’ll save us some pain,” she spits and historia’s slapping her bicep and trying to get her to stop.

your throat feels clogged as your eyes start to tear up. you look petrified.

after a few seconds of you staring absentmindedly, you’re crying. fat tears rolling down your face and dripping onto the table as you bite on your bottom lip to avoid sobbing. you’re eyebrows are drawn upwards and you can’t stop sniffling.

you don’t want to lose them, but you don’t want to tell them. ‘this sucks,’ you think.

both historia and ymir are taken aback at your tears and feel the guilt crawling up their shoulders. you’re not easy to push to tears, it’s how you’re able to be around ymir. whatever’s upsetting you, it must be really stressful.

“(name),” historia speaks softly and puts her hand over your’s, “i’m sorry ymir made you cry. we’re just worried about you, but that doesn’t excuse the way ymir reacted. do you want to talk about it?”

you let out a broken sob as your shoulder shake, “take me home. take me home please.”

“wh—ow!!” ymir is slapped hard by historia.

“are you sure that’s what you want? you know you can tell us anything, right?”

you nod and let out a hiccup. historia frowns but chooses not to say anything and starts digging in her purse for her wallet. she pulls out a fifty and puts it onto the table, pushing ymir gently to get her outside of the booth. you’re getting out of the booth, scrubbing your wet eyes and trying to hide from nifa.

“i’m gonna drive you back to your apartment, okay? ymir, can you get their stuff out of your car,” she gently holds onto your arm while ymir begrudgingly obeys.

you get in the passenger seat of her car, covering your face as you start crying harder. historia’s standing at the front of her car, talking about something with ymir. whatever it is, it’s upsetting the both of them and you can’t help but feel like they’re arguing about you.

they seem to come to a conclusion, seeing as historia gives ymir a kiss on her lips. she’s getting in the driver’s seat, handing over your bag full of textbooks and laptop.

when historia starts the car, her car starts playing a tennis song that makes you smile. she switches it to soft lofi music to help you feel just a bit calmer.

the drive is mostly quiet besides your sobbing and crying. historia’s holding one of your hands in silent support.

she feels guilty and confused. had ymir really upset you that bad? what are you so upset about? is it because of us?

historia loves you dearly; both as a cherished friend and as a lover. it was the same for ymir, but historia had told her that you might defriend them if they confessed. they don’t even know your thoughts on polyamory.

they’d rather keep your friendship then possibly ruining it.

before historia can say a goodbye, you’re slamming the car door and jogging up towards your apartment.

‘this sucks,’ you think again and a loud sob rocks through your body. you’re unlocking the door with shaky hands. you go to swing the door open only for it to bounce back right into your face because the fucking deadlock is on.

you fall onto your ass, fumbling to get onto your feet. out of all the times mikasa, your roommate, wants to have her girlfriend, annie, over, why does it have to be now. you sob as you bang your fist against the front door, yelling for mikasa to let you inside. you’re probably going to get a noise complaint, but you don’t really care.

when there’s no sign of either or mikasa or annie coming to the door, you realize that they must be knocked out. both of them are heavy sleepers and mikasa’s room is furthest from the door, there’s no chance they’re going to wake up.

you slam the door shut and the urge to puke is strong. you’re going to have to go over to historia and ymir’s place. you start crying even harder, starting to tug onto some of the strands of your hair. you sit on the ground against the wall, knees pressed to your chest as your hands cover your eyes again.

this whole day has been shit, starting when you hung out with ymir and historia before your geography class. they were so affectionate with on another and all you could do is watch in want.

you hear the clacking of heels getting closer and you assume it’s historia.

“(name),” it’s historia, “c’mon. i’ll take you back to my house.”

you sniffle and silently get back up onto your feet. your jeans are damp from the rain and the feeling of it sticking to your legs has you cringing. scratch that—your whole body was damp from the rain.

you’ll take a hot shower later, when mikasa isn’t dead asleep along with her girlfriend.

you find out you’re wrong about your previous statement and in 15 minutes, you find yourself undressing in ymir and historia’s bathroom. they told you to get in the shower, shoving a big shirt and underwear you’ve left over at their house into your arms. you know that they’re clean, ymir is forced to do laundry every sunday.

you stand under the shower faucet, silently enjoying the piping hot water falling against your skin. you’re done in a matter of ten minutes, toweling your hair and then brushing it. you gather your wet clothes after you unlock the bathroom door and push it open.

steam rolls out of the room when the door opens and some of it trails behind you as you walk to find ymir. she’s sitting on the couch, munching on a KIND bar and watching the show victorious—it’s her guilty pleasure. she perks up when she sees you though, taking the clothes out of your arms and whisking away towards the washing machine.

you sit down on the couch, slouching lazily. ymir and historia flop down next to you on both sides, little huffs of air falling from their mouths. ymir’s got her arm resting on the couch cushion near your shoulders and historia’s throwing an arm around your waist and snuggling her cheek into your shoulder.

historia opens her mouth, here it comes, “what’s wrong?”

you sigh and throw your head back against ymir’s arm, who just hits her knee against your own.

“i...,” you sigh again, “i can’t tell you.”

ymir rolls her eyes as she lets out a huge huff through her nose. she’s irritated.

“why not? why can’t you tell us? we just wanna help,” her eyebrows furrow when she starts to speak and the hand that isn’t on the couch is motioning to herself and historia.

you start crying again, “you can’t help me with this. and i just can’t tell you.”

historia peeks up at you and her eyebrows are bunched up in concern and confusion.

“why can’t you tell us? please just give us an actual reason, and we’ll back off. all we want to do is help you, so just give us a way that we can. we love you so much, we don’t want to see you upset any longer,” historia’s starting to tear up too, bottom lip sticking out as evidence.

“you guys don’t love me in the same way that i love you,” you sob without thinking, and you reach up to cover your face with your hand. ymir traps it with her own, interlocking her fingers with your’s.

“did... could you repeat that,” historia hiccups, taking ahold of your other hand.

“i love you guys. but not in the same way you love me. i want to kiss you, hold you, and do all that sappy stuff couples do with you guys, but you don’t see me like that,” you look down towards your lap while historia and ymir share a look.

ymir’s lanky hands are grabbing ahold of your cheek’s, thumbs running across your cheekbones then your brow bones. she’s staring at you, a bashful blush on her freckled cheeks.

before you ask what she’s doing, she’s giving you one of the softest kisses you’ve ever had in your entire life. you’re closing your eyes and scrunching up your eyebrows, you don’t want this moment to end.

the two of you stop the kiss when you feel historia climb into your lap, sitting on your thighs. you face towards her, slightly dazed from the amazing kiss you’ve just had with ymir. you briefly wonder if this is what it feels like for historia each time.

historia kisses you too. it’s gentle and a little more persistent as if she were trying to show you that she loves you back. her fingers are tangled with your own, using it to her advantage and gently holding them to the couch cushion.

she pulls away after another second, a light pink spreading across her tear stained face. you’re still dazed, is this real? once you go over everything that’s just happened, you jump.

“oh my god, why’d you two just kiss me?!” you’re freaking out, you’ve just overstepped boundaries, right?!

ymir kisses your cheek and says it bluntly, “we love you too. we’ve wanted to make the relationship a poly for a while... we thought you’d hate us though.”

your jaw drops and you whip your head towards ymir, “HUH?”

“we love you,” historia giggles, she’s rubbing her cheek against your chest now.

“oh.. okay. are you sure?” you hum, a huge and dorky smile coming up on your face after they both nod.

“you look stupid,” ymir snorts, “now can we watch victorious and snuggle?”

“before we do that, why did you try hooking me up with hitch,” you ask with a slight scowl.

“we thought it might help us get over you, but it didn’t work for a lot of reasons. you and hitch are good as friends, but not romance; at least that’s what you told us. and if anything, it just made us jealous and sad,” historia explains, tracing patterns with her finger into your stomach.

“that makes sense, i’m ready to watch victorious,” you pause, “wait, when are you taking me home?” ymir and historia stare at you blankly.

“you’re not going home.”

#attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #snk #historia x reader #ymir x reader #ymir x historia #ymir fritz #historia reiss

135 notes · View notes

kkoongiee · 3 years

Text

txt reactions — when you joke about marriage ‹𝟹

prompt, Now i can ask ! :3 Yesterday when i wanted, the ask thing wasn't there but now my request owo: Could you do a TxT Reaction when their s/o ask them to marry them as an joke with a kids ring :D ? I hope this isn't so complicated ~ Have a nice day or Night

## fluff % gn!reader % wc: 558 [ cursing, alcohol, skinship, kissing ]

yeonjun was so taken aback when ur like, ‘so do u want to get married?’ and ur holding out this plastic ring, he will roll his eyes and pull the ring up to his pinky and show it off to u. jun will slip it onto your ring finger and give it a lil kiss before resting ur hand down. lord would he take u to vegas or something to get married but he is waaayy too young and u are waayyyy too young too!! yeonjun is tellin u .. ‘hmm give me a few years, a fewww years and yes.’ MERP 🥺🥺 u just give him a big hug like WOW he wants to marry me??? lil old ME??? 🥺🤲🏽 why yes yeonjun does want to, very much so

soobin doesn’t know what to think,, this ringpop ur holding up as if its a real ring, he’s like ‘ur joking lol, stfu!!’ soobin is a little shit to u about it .. he is not thinking abt marriage anytime soon so he doesn’t rly comment anything more on it because bin does have a career & he is still young .. but if u wanted to get married .. he is not opposed to it, lmfaoo he won’t admit that to u but yes merp ah ha ha imagine soobin literally window shopping sum engagement rings 🧍 lemme stop real quick i’m gonna combust bc soobin wants the prettiest ring ever for u lmfaooo idc he seems like that

beomgyu doesn’t know how to act .. u kinda just made his head get big because ur holding up this plastic sparkly ring and asking for his hand in marriage???? 🧍 hehe he likes it, he’ll put it on & wear it as a joke .. but gyu deadass wants a ring like that tho ..? don’t be surprised though if gyu ends up buying himself a ring to wear because he likes to wear them now!! merp he looooves the thought of getting married to u 😭 but he is young just like the others so not quite yet!! but beomgyu is kinda set on getting married in a few years .. he do be ready for a disney movie relationship

taehyun seems like he’d be chill and say, ‘okay!’ lmfao idk why but he just seems like with u that he’s very calm and he’s not actually serious but he’d give u that answer 😭 hear me out, he will eat that ringpop tfk up 🏃‍♂️ LMFAOAO taehyun is like,, ‘ayo?? give me a few more and i’ll marry u fr’ .. he’s having plenty of fun with joking about this .. so taehyun does have a few pages open with engagement rings,, not like he’s gonna buy them but they are pretty .. almost as pretty as that cherry ringpop you brought him!! taehyun might just have to get married with one of them they r good af

u almost give huening kai a heart attack,, PLS NEVER EVER AGAIN 😭 he’s relieved it’s just a fake ring because he might take the next flight out?? jkjk he loves u and definitely wouldn’t leave u,, but he is not ready for that type of commitment + neither are u so 🧍 matchmade in heaven?? hyuka is like ‘good joke but no 🥲’ FSSFDFSDS bye but he do be liking that ring 🤲🏽 the ring is very cute, he’ll give u a lil kiss and a thank uuuu, he likes gifts ^_^ he is so happy hehe and that joke does make him happy!! but yes he is happy with the relationship and huening kai wouldn’t like it any other way rn

212 notes · View notes