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#i also need to go shopping because 95% of my pants were in my room hung up
pastafossa · 2 years
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Ok, got a call back from a construction cleanup company. They're coming out to take a look at my room on Sunday and give an estimate on cleaning up the fiberglass dust.
I'm hoping with a bill and confirmation in hand that literally proves this is not just, 'a little bit of dust', the contractors that fucked up my room will quietly fork over the money for cleanup and replacement. Mom said that's how a lot of deals go - they'll dodge so they can pay nothing until you have proof, and then they'll pay what they need to in order to keep things out of court. In this case: the cleanup bill, the cost of replacing the things I've had to throw away, and the cost of having to have someone else come in and get the heavier items (recliner, bookshelves) out of the house.
I'm not going to bother going back up to clean up at this point. I'm not qualified, my hands are torn up from trying, and on top of that, I want the cleanup company to be able to see all the dust I couldn't get.
So that's where we're at at present. We'll see what they say on Sunday.
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msiopao · 4 years
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The One Where They Go to Paris
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pairing: jungkook x nobi
summary: nobi and jungkook spend their break in Paris
There was a moment of silence after Jin banged on their door to signal them for breakfast. Neither one wanted to get up as they were too tired from the late night gaming that they were willing to give up food in exchange for a few minutes of dreams.
However, they weren’t willing to exchange those dreams for Jin’s angry yells and they werent going to repeat the time that BTS barged into their room and carried them out to the dining room.
Not happening again.
“Kook. Jungkook,” she rasped from her bed and all she got in response was a sleepy hum.
“Hm?” He sounded and with no reply, he cuddled further into the body pillow and felt himself slip into sleep again.
Almost falling asleep herself, Nobi forced her hand to rub away the sleep and sat up, stretching out her body and cringing at the sound of her bones cracking back to place. A blip of a second made her question where she was and who she was until she saw a big lump on the bed at the other side of the room and the big picture of her and Jungkook on the wall.
Remembering Jin and breakfast, she rolled off the bed and stomped over to Jungkook’s bed and sat down on the edge. She dug around and peeled off the numerous blankets he managed to wrap around himself before she finally saw a mop of shaggy black hair. Tugging at the strands, he made a noise of protest and swatted her hand away with his hand.
“Jungkook-ah. Please wake up,” she sleepily begged. He groaned and she yanked off all the blankets. 
Using all of her strength, she pulled him up by the arms and he sat up, slumping towards her. A noise of surprise escaped her as his heavy weight made her fall backwards and he wrapped his arms around her before snuggling into her shoulder.
“If we don’t wake up, Jin-hyung is going to kill us, you understand?” There was no noise from him. “Jeon Jungkook, are you listening to me?”
She pinched his side and he bolted up, grimacing at the pain and he rubbed his eyes making Nobi sigh in relief that he was finally waking up.
“Honestly, you’re like a child,” she whined from the bed.
“I thought I could sleep in since, yknow, we’re on a break,” he complained. She chuckled before getting on her feet and grabbing his hand to make him stand up. Her hands made its way to his face and she cooed at his puffy cheeks and caressed the soft skin.
“We’ll sleep in when we go to Paris, bub,” she reassured him and he leaned to her hands for the warmth it radiated.
“2 more days,” he chanted as if saying it over and over again would make time come faster.
“Come on, I’m starving.”
.....
Hoseok saw the 2 youngest make their way to the table and laughed at their appearance. Hair pointing in all sorts of directions and face all red and blushed from waking up.
“Yah, I told you to stop playing Overwatch so late at night,” he pointed out.
Jin got up to place some rice in bowls for them and passed it to Namjoon as he was closest to their seats. “Eat up, kids.”
Nobi settled down on her seat and yawned before tying up her pink lemonade hair. Opposite of her, Jungkook laid his head down until Yoongi shook him awake, eyes immediately drawn to the potato pancakes that Jin made at the wee hours of the morning.
The breakfast table was filled with silence as the two 95-liners that used to fill the silence were gone on a vacation. Opting to go international as well, Jimin and Taehyung traveled to Tokyo a week ago where they constantly sent the rest pictures of them in front of shrines and ramen shops.
“Yah, Kura, your suitcase should be coming in today.”
Yoongi’s announcement made her perk up in interest as she was quite nervous at the lack of a big suitcase to take to Paris. Upon hearing the damaged condition of her old one, Yoongi secretly bought her a new one, only indicating he did when he sent her a picture of his checkout receipt.
“Hyung, thanks!” She gratefully smiled and he returned a nod before pointing his chopsticks at her.
“This is the only time, alright? If you, Jungkook, Taehyung, and Jimin do suitcase races again, you’re responsible for buying another one.”
Hearing his name being called out and associated with a past memory, Jungkook laughed out loud as he got flashbacks their drunken shenanigans.
“Come to think of it, I still haven’t gotten a 5-star meal that Taehyung lost to,” Jungkook remembered. Kura nodded and pointed to herself as well.
“Once we get back, I’m forcing him for that meal,” she promised. Knowing that Tae and Jimin returned 4 days after they leave, she’s marking it in her calendar to remind herself of that lost meal.
...
Unable to sleep by herself, Kura wandered over to Jungkook’s bed before pushing the covers off and sliding next to his form, throwing the covers back on her. He laid on his side and she turned to face his back, giggling at the too small white shirt that was stretched to its limit. The feeling of her arm draping over his body, Jungkook opened his eyes and rolled over to his back. Sleep still laced his eyes and he blinked slowly at the face of his roommate.
Knowing what to do due to the frequent visits she made, he laid out his right arm and curled it once Kura settled on his bicep as a pillow and wrapped her arm across his front. “Can’t sleep?” he rasped out, a sleepy grin making its way on his face as he felt her head shake no. “You need to sleep, bub.”
“I can’t sleep. I don’t know if I’m too excited or I’m just not tired,” she mumbled. “Sorry for waking you, Koo.”
“It’s okay, bub. You know I’m always here,” he reassured. “So what do you want to do?”
Kura shifted her head up so she was able to look at his face and snuggled closer to his warmth. “Where do you want to go once we arrive? Do you want to go shopping first? Or have a meal?”
Jungkook’s eyes met hers and he shrugged slightly, “We can do anything. We have 2 weeks to do it all so it doesn’t really matter what we do first.”
Her eyes turned to the window and focused on the quarter moon on the sky. “Let’s see. Our plane leaves at 10 and it’s about a 12-13 hour flight. There’s also a 7 hour time difference so unless I’m doing my math wrong, it would be around 4 in the afternoon there?”
Jungkook chuckled, amazed at her ability to do math. “I trust you, bub.”
“It would be too early to eat dinner so what do you say we just settle in the hotel room and look up places until we go to a restaurant somewhere?” She asked and looked at him for confirmation.
He nodded and closed his eyes. “Anything you want.”
She pouted at his response, “Kook, this is also your vacation!”
That made him open his eyes and stare at her, gaze fixated intently at her brown ones. “Asami Sakura, I go wherever you go, no questions asked. Tell me what you want to do and we’ll do it.”
“But Kook-”
“Sshh.... Let’s sleep, hm?”
.....
The moment they almost missed their plane should’ve made Nobi understand that this trip was off to a bad start. With the two running down the airport and hands on their hats to keep it from flying, they were there a minute before they closed the gates. There wasn’t even any moment to spare for them to throw on some decent clothes as they slept passed their alarms and Jin was the one who chased them out of the house to keep them from missing their flight.
“Have a wonderful flight,” the attendant smiled at her before scanning Jungkook’s passport next.
After repeating the same sentence, Jungkook followed Nobi’s small form and ran up to match with her pace. He slung an arm around her shoulder and even through her his sweatshirt, he could feel her heart beating wildly.
“See, Kura? We made it!” He cheered but she just sighed.
“Jungkook, we probably look like terrorists right now because we didn’t have time to dress properly. I mean, whose sweatpants are these even?!” She complained.
Just laughing at her outburst, they walked into the plane and settled into their seats, first class and all. Nobi sank into the seat and she sighed in relief after finding the bar that raised the leg so she could properly lay down. To her right, Jungkook did the same thing and he stretched out like a cat.
“God, I love first class,” he said before tapping the screen.
Noticing the lack of movement or noise from beside him, he turned to say something to Nobi until he saw her still form. With her bucket hat draped on her face, he was able to quickly tell that she fell asleep.
“I’ll wake you up when it’s time to eat,” he promised her even though he knew she couldn’t hear him in the first place.
...
Half-way through the flight, Kura jolted awake, confused as to why her seat was vibrating and why it was so noisy. She lifted the hat off of her face and suddenly remembered that she was on a plane to Paris with Jungkook. Speaking of, was sound asleep with his headphones still on and The Secret Life of Pets 2 playing on his screen. 
“You probably just fell asleep, right?” She asked him but expected no response. Pausing the movie and slowly taking off his headphones, she pulled his blanket higher and he unconsciously snuggled into it more.
Nobi got out of her seat and reached to the overhead bin to grab her bag where spare clothes laid inside. Internally screaming how grateful she was to Seokjin, she smiled at the white bag that held her pants and shirt.
“I placed some spare clothes in that bag last night just in case of a scenario like this.”
“I’ll treat you to drinks and dinner, hyung,” she cheerfully whispered.
Whispering apologies to other people in the aisles, she finally reached the bathroom and locked it behind her. She opened the white bag and despite being grateful at his thoughtful gesture, Nobi couldn’t help but sigh at the choice of top.
Under the grey plaid pants, there laid the white turtlneck crop top that she was sure she trashed away a long time ago. But suddenly it re-appeared and she had no choice but to wear that or the sweatshirt. She mustered up her courage and threw away the fear and took off her current clothes in exchange for the new ones. 
Looking at her reflection in the mirror, Nobi cocked her head to the side. The pants made her butt look big and her thighs thicker than they were. Also, the turtleneck made her head look bigger and chunkier than it usually is.
“Don’t worry too much, unnie. You’re pretty enough.”
She blinked in surprise at the sudden memory of one fan who said that to her in a fan sign some years ago. Of all things, that seemed to stand out for her since it was a time she despised herself and an encouragement from a stranger meant everything to her.
It took everything in her not to change back to her jungkook’s sweatshirt and her probably yoongi’s sweatpants and smile at herself. 
One step at a time, Sakura. This can be counted as one.
...
Watching the Parisian architecture pass them by, Kura turned to see Jungkook taking pictures and taking videos for his GCF. Looking back out the window, she saw the silhouette of the most famous Parisian landmark and she excitedly tugged her friend’s sleeve.
“Look! Kook, look!” She squealed and pointed at the Eiffel Tower.
He scooted closer and snapped several shots at the tall structure before looking over to Nobi to say something only for the words to falter in his throat. The wild bun that had strands escaping it and the bright eyes that flitted everywhere was more beautiful to him than any structure or building in the world. Jungkook couldn’t help himself but take more pictures of her than the city itself.
“Kook, look! A poodle!” Nobi hurriedly pointed at the puffy dog on the sidewalk, snapping him out of his trance.
“H-Huh?” He stuttered out causing Nobi to giggle at his confused expression.
“A poodle, Jungkook! Poodle!” She repeated again.
“Right. Poodle.”
....
Not knowing exactly how much to give the driver, Nobi just gave him a bill while Jungkook went to the trunk to grab their luggage. The hotel bellboys saw the upcoming tourists and went towards them with a cart to place all the heavy suitcases in.
“Merci,” Nobi thanked the young lad who placed her luggage for her. He nodded and slightly blushed at the bright smile he was given but shrunk away at the feeling of a heavy glare from someone else.
Once they were finished, Jungkook dismissed the staff, opting to push it himself while Nobi went to the counter to check in. Even with her limited English, she was able to get their room key and even the times for breakfast. 
“Kura, do you want to just get room service tonight and get drunk?” The question startled her and she looked at him after pushing their floor button.
“Yah, Jeon Jungkook, have you gone dog mad?” She questioned, eyes fixed on him.
“We’re free to do whatever we want and you said we would do what we wanted and I want to get drunk tonight,” he reasoned. 
Sighing, she couldn’t help but agree. “All right. Even though that was such a random request, I guess we can do that.” He cheered but was cut short when she pinched his side. “But if you do something you regret, I’m not taking responsibility for you. Like that drunk vLive you made last time.”
this is a long one, bois
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haifengg · 3 years
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The Dutch Room - Chapter 5
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The people working at Panoma were as different as they could possibly be. There were only a few things they all had in common and one of these things was the love for Barbara. Pretty much every Panoma employee was coming here at least twice a week and it wasn’t just because the place was run by their close friend Taeil but also because Taeil was offering the two most appealing things humankind knew about: Booze and Girls.
Even though the ladder only appeared to about 95% of Panama's personnel, at least one half of the 5% was a regular at Barbara herself and June was in no way inferior to her male colleagues.
Perhaps she liked Barbara for other reasons than maybe Doyoung or Johnny but she liked it. The money they spend on girls, she invested in drinks. Every time she came here she remembered how important this was to her. Just like now.
Taeil was part of the Panoma team from the very beginning. In fact he had already been there when June joined the company so wasn’t really able to tell how he got there or what he was doing before he became a male madam. All she knew was that the lady who used to run the place was the actual Barbara but she never got to meet her just once.
That in mind June sometimes wondered what the place had looked like before it was passed on to her friend. The premises were located on the first floor above a copy shop a few blocks from their office. Which made it reachable and a place to go for a drink after work. Or for something else to do after work.
Taeil once told her that he refurbished the whole space except the bar. According to him it was hard to arrange the counter, drinks and shelves in an actually effective way and when he first started working here it was the first thing catching his attention: How easy it was to operate behind the counter and how everything was at the most ideal place possible. So he decided to keep it this way and it remains the same until today.
“I heard you helped out the big boss.” June stated, sitting on one of the high stools, stirring in her drink.
Taeil just showed up again after picking something off the floor. “Pardon me?”
She chuckled. “I said: I heard you helped out Jaehyun with something?”
He grinned. “Please, you don’t need to act as if you don’t know. I’m aware he’s telling you everything.”
June shrugged. “Not everything.”
“You know, even though Doyoung is officially his boy for everything and Johnny’s acting as his right hand, you’re the one he tells things.”
“Speaking of which-” June turned around as she spotted Doyoung from the corner of her eye. “There is our boy for everything!”
She grinned at him widely, watching him approaching with a woman closely following him.
“How’s it going pal?” June asked and thrived on the annoyed look he responded with.
Doyoung might not like being teased but if he would be serious about that he surely wouldn’t make it so damn easy for her.
“You do remember you have work tomorrow? That means getting out of bed on time.” She reminded him, her voice raised, as they walked past her.
Doyoung didn’t stop as he answered “You just go fuck yourself.” and disappeared with his usual hostess to the usual room.
June scoffed and mumbled into her glass “I would still be doing a better job than any guy I had lately.”
Taeil laughed. The Panoma people not just became friends to him, after years of being loyal customers, but some of them turned this place into his home away from home. And June was one of the people he got so close with he would consider her a sister.
“To answer your question: Yes I did.”
She looked up. “Did what?”
Taeil sighed and leaned forward. “I helped out Jaeyhun with this problem of yours.”
“So I was right. He didn’t tell me anything but I had a feeling.”
“Someone had to. Your boyfriend left quite a void we had to fill. That was some hell of a talk we had the other day and I’m glad we came up with something.”
June’s lively vibes died the second Taeil not only mentioned Lucas but also called him her boyfriend. She hated it when people knew better and still don’t care.
“He wasn’t my boyfriend. How many times do I have to tell you? I thought you would especially get it.”
“Why?” Taeil scoffed and handed a drink to one of his employees. The woman had just walked up to the bar and left with the drinks in her hand, without wasting a thought about the two of them or what they were talking about. “Because I own and run a hostess bar I would know about you don’t catch feelings for anyone?”
“Yes?”
“Honey, exactly because I do what I do and see what I see I know how it looks like.”
Now it was her turn to scoff. “And that makes you an expert about what I feel?”
“I didn’t say that. It’s just that I saw how you were letting yourself go just a little bit. People who didn’t know you wouldn’t have noticed.”
“But you do know me, huh?”
He smiled. “I imagine I know you quite well. I learned a lot about you the past few years and I’ve never seen you like this before.”
“Well”, June said and chugged the last bit of her drink: “I’m sorry to tell you you’re mistaken if you think i could actually have cared about Lucas.”
She got up and grabbed her purse. “The only thing I cared about by that time was how the hell we were going to fix the catastrophe he caused and how we would be able to pull off everything we’ve worked for. To think a man - no - a fling was more important to me than the actual cause is foolish of you and you should know better. Good night.”
***
He dearly enjoyed her presence.
In this place of dozens of women it seemed to him as if she was the only sane one.
Compared to some of her coworkers she wasn’t actually pretty in a way which only meant she wasn’t hitting every single beauty standard society had come up with.
But she was ticking all the correct boxes for him. Her face was symmetrical but it looked like someone started to draw a portrait with a lot of motivation but lost track halfway through the process. And she knew that.
But instead of trying to cover it up or undergo plastic surgery she wore it with pride. Anong was never wearing heavy make-up and at some point Doyoung wasn’t sure if she even knew how to put it on.
In any case: He prefered her this way. Natural and approachable.
He was seeing her for almost 2 years every time he visited Barbara and he enjoyed her company up to this day. She made sure to always book the very same room beforehand when she knew he was visiting. Anong could sense how important consistency was to him.
“You know I’m discreet.” She said carefully and sat up. Anong never bothered to cover up her chest with the sheets or anything. Doyoung had once asked her about it and by that time she just laughed it off, replying that he had seen it anyway so why bother? Doyoung nodded at her question, calmly smiling and responded: “I know. That’s why I like you.”
“And you also know I am not into gossip. At all.”
He nodded again. “I know.” By now he could sense something was weighing heavy on her shoulders and he was impressed how well she hid the entire time they spent together this evening.
Anong rubbed her arm and avoided his eyes for a sheer second before taking the courage to ask:
“I am not asking this for myself but” She looked up meeting his gaze. “why has Lucas not been around for a while?”
Doyoung pushed parts of the sheets aside to sit up a little bit more straight. “What do you mean exactly?”
She tugged her hair behind her ears with both hands and took a deep breath.
"I'm asking this for two of the other girls. They are worried.”
“Honestly” He put up his hands. “I don’t know anything about his habits and who he is seeing.”
Anong sighed. She could sense how his mood changed, even though his face didn’t and immediately regretted having brought it up. But she had no choice.
“That’s not what I mean. You know some of us have children who they have to provide for. Those girls, the ones he was seeing, they’re struggling. So bad. And I need to tell them something. They know I am seeing you regularly so they keep asking me. They are my friends, please.”
The bagging tone rang out and made Doyoung get up and reach for his clothes.
“I can’t tell you anything about work.” He said terse as he pulled up his pants.
“I know but -"
“I can’t tell you anything about work.” He repeated with more emphasis and turned around. “If I were them I wouldn’t wait for him, there are plenty of other men out there.”
Anong looked him directly in the eye and understood what he was saying to her even if he didn’t exactly put it into words. She also knew that he wasn’t mad at her in any way. He understood she had to ask and she understood that he couldn’t talk about it. His job was at stake. Maybe more.
She watched him putting on his remaining clothes and eventually got up on her knees to check his tie. The rooms at Barbara didn’t have any mirrors for some weird reason so this became their little ritual because he hated looking sloppy.
As he walked up to the door she carefully asked: “You got nothing to do with it, right?”
Doyoung turned around, one hand on the door nod. “You know what I do for a living.” Then he paused, taking in the picture of the naked woman sitting on the disarranged sheets. This flawed woman that eventually got under his skin without him planning on it.
“You’re not one of the ones with children, right?”
Anong smiled softly. “You know what I do for a living.”
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ineffably-good · 4 years
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Sunday Snippet #2 - Good Omens Ficlet
Of Sentient Pants and Other Wonders
Too long? You can go read it on AO3 also! 
Crowley went to his closet and pulled out his usual pair of black silk pyjamas – he was honestly just as likely to sleep in the nude, but sometimes in the winter he liked to be covered and silk was his favorite way of keeping warm. He hardly had to look to find them – he owned three identical pairs after all, neatly folded on the top shelf of his black lacquer armoire. He reached in in the darkened room, pulled out the top set off the pile, and … froze.
These were not his pyjamas, or at least not as he had last seen them.
“Aziraphale!” he shouted. “Angel! Get up here!”
The angel appeared a few minutes later, having finished up his tasks in the kitchen, with a wide, pleasant, perfectly innocent smile on his face.
“Yes, dear?”
Crowley held the pyjamas up to him. “Are you responsible for this?”
Aziraphale looked at him placidly. “I washed and folded them, yes.”
Crowley rolled his eyes. There was absolutely no reason for either of them to do laundry, but the angel insisted. That, however, was a matter for another time. He shook them again.
“No,” he said, “I mean this.” He stabbed a finger at the pocket on the front of the top.
The pocket which was now lined in tartan.
Aziraphale’s tartan.
Aziraphale made a show of leaning in and examining it. “Oh, would you look at that?” he said, pleasantly. “Your pyjamas have clearly made a dashing new choice to spiff themselves up a bit! I don’t know what you’re fussing about, I think it’s rather charming.”
Crowley raised an eyebrow, flabbergasted at the angel’s capacity for being a little bastard, and found himself unable to make a rejoinder as the angel patted him consolingly on the shoulder and left the room.
He decided the pocket could stay.
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His boxers, apparently, decided to follow suit a week later. All of them. They may have been that way for a while, to be honest – he rarely opened that particular drawer, preferring instead to just miracle a fresh pair on whenever he needed to. But this day, for some reason, he was looking through the wardrobe trying to find a scarf he hadn’t worn in a few years, and he pulled open his unmentionable drawer and stuttered to a stop.
He took a pile of them and sauntered out into the shop to find the angel, who was at the cash register processing a sale. Crowley smiled tightly at the customer and slammed the pile of pants down right on top of the man’s book.
“Tartan,” he said. “They’re tartan.”
Aziraphale looked askance at him, and then huffed as he lifted the pile of underwear off of the book.
“I’m so sorry,” he said to his customer. “He’s a little… dramatic.” He gave the demon a quelling look. Crowley watched in studied impatience as the angel slowly and deliberately completed the transaction. It was only after he carefully wrapped the book in brown paper and sent the man on his way that Aziraphale turned to him and made a ‘please go ahead’ gesture.
“My pants,” Crowley said, “have turned tartan.”
Aziraphale laughed. “Oh, for heaven’s sake, all this fuss is about a few pairs of pants?” Crowley frowned ferociously at him, and in apology he leaned over to examine the garments. He thumbed through the pile, examining them closely.
“Well,” the angel said, straightening up and giving him a look, “I think they look quite fetching. Perhaps you could model a pair for me later?”
Crowley smiled in spite of himself, then shook his head and frowned. “Don’t change the subject. Why are you messing with my wardrobe?”
Aziraphale held out both hands in a gesture of absolute openness. “I’m not! I swear!”
“So you’re saying my clothing is just changing itself?”
Aziraphale shrugged helplessly. “I honestly have no idea, my dear,” he said. “Perhaps they’re becoming sentient from spending too much time around ethereal entities?”
Crowley eyed him suspiciously. “I highly doubt that.”
“You’re just concerned,” the angel said, loftily, “that your clothes are showing better fashion sense than you are, love.”
Crowley waved a hand over his boxers and changed them back to plain black, and stalked back to put them away. He didn’t notice that the bottom two pairs switched back to tartan before he even put them away.
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Peace reigned for a few weeks without any further modifications to his wardrobe, and Crowley began to relax his vigilance. Perhaps the angel really had been telling the truth about not having a hand in it – or if he had, he had wisely decided to give it up.
“I’m going out to get wine, angel,” Crowley called as he came down the stairs and out of the back room. “Any requests?”
Aziraphale smiled and reached up to pull his head down for a kiss. “I know whatever you get will be lovely, dearest,” he said. “Hurry back to me!”
Crowley swung out of the shop and patted the Bentley’s hood affectionately as he let himself into the driver’s seat. Since there was no angel to urge him towards caution, he gave himself free reign over the gas pedal and indulged in speeds of upwards of 95 as he sped into northern London to his favorite wine purveyor. He grabbed an empty crate out of the boot for his eventual purchases and then patted the Bentley goodbye as he headed in.
As was his wont, Crowley had a long, leisurely conversation with the owner, tasted several of his recent acquisitions, and then purchased an assortment of six high quality bottles he thought the angel would enjoy. Then, bidding his friend goodbye, he went back outside to tuck his purchases away in the boot – and stopped.
“Oh Aziraphale,” he breathed. “You are a dead man.”
--
Aziraphale looked up from the book he was reading as the shop bell tinkled loudly. The smile and greeting he’d been about to offer died on his lips as he took in the demon’s demeanor. His posture was stiff and forbidding, his eyes were snapping, and he looked like he’d just come from a fight.
“Are – are you all right, my dear?” he asked.
Crowley looked at him impassively. “Come with me,” he snapped, before turning and walking back out the door without looking to see if the angel was following him.
Aziraphale blinked after him for a moment, then scrambled to his feet and followed him out onto the pavement. Crowley was waiting impatiently next to the Bentley, which was parked in its usual haphazard fashion in the tow zone at the corner. Crowley snapped the trunk open and bid the angel to take a look.
Aziraphale gestured up the tiniest amount of heavenly glow – it was dark out, after all – and bent in to take a good look. He gasped.
The whole interior of the boot was lined with tartan. It was subtle, replacing what had previously been a tan fabric lining with a gorgeous version of his own heaven-inspired tartan in soft shades of tan, cream, and sky blue. Aziraphale took a moment to admire it, even wiggling a little in approval, before he remembered that an angry demon was watching him and that this was most decidedly Not A Good Thing.
He looked up and was met with just about as much of a death glare as he had expected.
“Now, Crowley,” he began, nervously. “You can’t seriously think that I’d be foolish enough to mess with your Bentley. You must know that I am fully aware that this would be a rather serious transgression!”
Crowley did not look impressed. “You want me to believe that someone else – some other person in the whole bloody universe – has a vested interest in taking little bits of my belongings and covering them with your official tartan?” He snorted. “I’m sorry but that’s just implausible.”
“Well, I have to agree with you that it looks bad,” Aziraphale said, trying to think of a possible explanation. “But I promise you, I’m not doing it.”
“Swear it, angel. Swear it on something important to you.”
Aziraphale screwed up his face in thought for a moment, then smiled. “I swear it on the Ritz,” he said. “May we never go there again if I’m lying.”
Crowley stared at him intently, looking for shiftiness or a glint of humor, looking for his usual tells when he was fibbing, which the demon had come to know intimately after the last six millennia – and found absolutely nothing.
“All right,” he said gruffly. “I believe you that you’re not doing it. Or at least I believe that you’re not doing it on purpose.”
“What does that mean? How could I possibly be doing it by accident?”
Crowley rolled his eyes. “This from the being that accidentally makes flowers grow and butterflies appear whenever he’s very happy.”
“Oh.” Aziraphale’s eyes widened. “Oh! You mean you think I’m doing this with my – with my emotions?”
“That,” the demon said, “is my only working theory in the moment.”
“Can we talk about this inside?” Aziraphale said miserably. “It’s chilly.”
Crowley softened and led them back inside, where he conjured up a cup of cocoa and a glass of wine and sat them both down on the couch.
“Ok, so what were you doing while I was out?” Crowley asked. “Specifically about an hour ago when I was in the shop? Because it changed from tan to tartan while I was buying the wine.”
Aziraphale thought. “I had just closed the shop, and I was having a little tea, and I was thinking back over the events of the day, and a bit about earlier in the week.”
“What specifically?”
Aziraphale blushed. “Oh, just, you know – I was thinking about you, and how much I like having you here, and about what kind of wine you were getting.”
“Were you feeling any particularly strong emotions?” Crowley asked.
“For a moment, perhaps,” the angel admitted. “I was thinking about the flea market last Sunday, and how that ridiculously cheeky young man was hanging all over you while I was bargaining for that second book I picked up, and how flustered you looked when I turned around and found him with his hands on your –"
“Angel,” Crowley cut in. “Look.”
He held up his wine glass. It now had a tartan rim.
Aziraphale gasped. “That happened just now?”
“Mmmmm hmmm.”
“So, you mean, every time I feel a little bit –”
“Possessive? Jealous?” Crowley smirked. “Looks like.”
Aziraphale moaned and picked up a throw pillow to bury his face in. “I’m such an idiot.”
“And a few weeks ago when you turned my boxers tartan? What was going on then?”
Crowley sounded, the angel thought, like he was enjoying having the moral high ground just a little.
“I haven’t the faintest idea!” he protested.
“Let’s see, that was right after we had the talk about my past temptations, wasn’t it, where I revealed that I had once tempted Queen Elizabeth the first to partake in a little debauchery behind the scenes?”
“Yes, yes, that sounds correct, there’s no need to –”
“And the week before that, with the pajamas? I can’t seem to recall anyone hitting on me around then,” Crowley said, puzzled. “What had you in a tizzy right then?”
Aziraphale sighed and surrendered utterly. “You talked in your sleep the night before.”
“I – I WHOT?” Crowley screeched. “What did I say?”
“Something about someone named Franklin,” Aziraphale sniffed, and patted down his clothing in an ostentatious manner. “Really, my dear. Franklin? Why not just go out and date someone named Melvin, or Roy?”
Crowley eyed him. “You were jealous because I said a random name in my dream? And by the way, I’ve never dated anyone by any of those names, and you know it. I’ve told you about everyone I was ever involved with, and you know they were a very small crew.”
Aziraphale looked utterly dejected. “I suppose that’s the truth. I’m sorry my dear.”
Crowley was silent for a moment, and the angel wondered what he was thinking but was too afraid to look up. The demon solved that problem for him by sliding over next to him a minute later and placing a hand on his knee.
“As far as crimes go, angel, this is a pretty minor one,” he said softly. “No need to look so downtrodden over the whole thing.”
Aziraphale sighed. “I’ve been getting jealous over ridiculous things and then MARKING you, my dear. It’s so… so unbecoming. I’m supposed to be an angel, not a territorial human!”
Crowley tipped the angel’s head to the side and leaned in for a kiss. “It’s kind of sweet when you put it that way. When you get worried about whether someone else is after me, you put your tartan on me so the whole world can see that I’m yours.”
Aziraphale fluttered his lashes.
The demon kissed him again. “Can’t say that I really mind that, honestly. It’s almost a little bit sexy.”
“Oh, come now, you,” the angel admonished, but the hint of a smile was playing around the sides of his lips. “You’re incorrigible.”
“Plus, now I’ll know if I’ve ever really done something wrong,” Crowley continued, peppering small kisses along the angel’s hairline. “Because I assume my entire outfit will suddenly turn plaid. That should scare any other potential suitor away.”
Aziraphale laughed unwillingly. “Stop!” he begged. “Please, I’m so embarrassed. Can we just get back to the kissing and less talking?”
Crowley leaned back and smiled. “Soon as you put my car back to rights, sure.”
The angel waved a hand in the air in a rapid fashion and Crowley felt a strong sense that all was once again back to normal with his car.
“Shall I do the boxers and the pyjamas too?” he asked.
“Nah,” the demon said. “I kind of like it. It will be our little secret.”
Aziraphale rolled his eyes. He knew this conversation was going to come back to haunt him. He had unwilling provided the demon with the ammunition of a lifetime for endless rounds of teasing. He would consider how best to wriggle out of this later. But for now, he leaned forward and pulled the demon close, determined to bring this round of conversation to a firm and decided close.
No one could withstand the full power of a love-besotten angel, after all. Not even a demon.
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lifewithjessi101 · 4 years
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Shein Summer Haul 2020
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Shein is one of my favorite sites to shop on. Yes, I know they have some controversy but what clothing brand doesn’t. I much rather shop online then go into a Brandy Melville store and get judged. Plus the price, you can’t beat it! The styles are always up to date too. Why pay $40 at Brandy Melville when you can get the same style shirt for way cheaper on Shein?! This order I splurged. Which isn’t hard when the deals are so good. I got clothes and misc items for our new apartment. Let’s see what all I got. 
Miscellaneous Items
Foot Brush - $13.08 
I’m saying it right now I have dancer’s feet. If you don’t know what that means let me explain, image turning so much that you get blisters on the ball of your foot, the floor dries out your heels and toe pads, and floor burns all over your feet from pointe shoes and floor work. My feet need all the attention they can get to look there best outside of the dance studio. I so far am in love with the bristles and the buffer at the end of it. There were no color options when I ordered, so they sent a random color. Blue would have not been my first choice but oh well, I’m still gonna use it. 
Three Metal Buckle PU Belts - $6.54
I used to hate belts in high school but now that I’m not a stick figure anymore, they have become my best friend. I wanted to buy a set of belts and this was the perfect set for me! Each one can easily go with any outfit! 
40pcs Ditsy Floral Pattern Scrunchies - $9.81
A girl can never have too many scrunchies! These are perfect for my thin hair. I can’t wait to match all the different styles with my outfit on the daily. Now I just need to master some new hairstyles to go with them! 
1pc Tassel Wall Decor - $5.45
When I saw this piece I knew it would look great in the bathroom of my new apartment. It was simple, which is just what I wanted. I just wish I got more to design them together on their own wall. 
2pcs Plain Metal Bookend - $3.82
Again another item that didn’t have a color choice and sent just a random color, lime green. It will most definitely clash with my color scheme in my room so I might just spray paint them soon to lavender.  As long as they hold all my books in place that’s all that matters, right? 
Bow Decor Shower Headband - $6.54
I love this headband! It’s a lifesaver in the mornings. I usually like to air dry my hair after a shower but it constantly gets in my face during my skincare routine. This is a stylish and convenient solution to my problem. 
12pcs Simple Plain Scrunchies - $5.45
Have I said I like scrunchies?! I saw this satin set and knew I couldn’t pass it up. 
Slogan Graphic Wall Print - $3.27 
I love this saying and design. I knew it would look great in the bathroom of my new apartment. I had made some other fashion quotes to go in there also, so it would fit in naturally. It’s the perfect saying to describe my style. I don’t care what others around me think of my outfit choices, I wear what I want to wear because it makes me happy.  
1pc Buttocks Workout Resistance Band - $6.54
I have been wanting one of these for a while now. I can’t wait to start using it in my apartment complex’s gym! I got to pick my color on this item, thank goodness! Pink was the goto, it’s a happy color so it should keep me happy while I’m doing a killer workout right? 
1pc Iron Grid Wall Hanging Decor - $5.45
I have been saving different office ideas on Pinterest and each one of them has a grid on the wall like this one. I’m going to paint some mini wooden close pens to be able to hang photos and notes. 
1 pc Silicone Shampoo Brush - $4.36 
I personally hate washing my hair when I have fake nails on, which is 95% of the time. This was a perfect solution to that problem. I love that it came in purple too! 
Clothing Items
Allover Graphic Bandeau Bikini Top - $6.54
This swim top is made for laying out, soaking in those summer rays. My new apartment complex has a pool and so many perfect layout chairs. I can’t wait to sit out there in this top with a good book. 
Solid Sweatshirt and Tie Front Slant Pocket Sweatpants Set - $29.43
I have been really into pastel colors lately and sets are in style. The inside is so soft but while also being lightweight it will be perfect for winter here in Kentucky. 
Tie-Dye Print Round Neck Sweatshirt - $14.17
Now, this I would not have called a “sweatshirt” it’s more of a knit long sleeve shirt. That is exactly what I will be using it as too. It’s a lightweight material and the color combination is so pretty. I’m not sad at all about this purchase. 
3 Ribbed Cropped Cami Top - $5.45 each
I bought this style of top in three colors; black, burgundy, and navy. I can’t wait to style these tops with some paper bag style pants or a simple high waisted short. They are extremely soft too! 
Tie-Dye Print Tee with Knot Pants - $22.89
Another set! This color combination just screams happiness to me, it’s so colorful. The pants are also high waisted, big bonus there. It will be the perfect lounging set for homework filled days at home. 
American Flag Print Crop Tee - $9.81 
This is a very simple graphic tee, but those are very trendy right now. I have never really been a graphic tee kinda girl, so we are starting to hop on the trend slowly. 
2 Paper Bag Waist Knot Hem Belted Pants - $20.71
I got these pants in two colors; black and a salmon color. This is another purchase that I can’t wait to wear. The knit tanks from above will pair great with these or any of my bodysuits too. Not able to see this in the picture but there is a cute bow tie detail at the ankles. 
Ruffled Armhole Flower Embroider Strip Top - $9.81
I LOVE this top! I put it on to make sure it fit and fell in love. I already started imaging all the different pants I will be pairing it with. The embroidered detailing is bright and delicate. While the ruffles on the shoulder add a flirty edge. 
Lettuce Trim Ribknit Crop Top - $4.36
Lettuce trim is also a trend I’m not too overly excited about but having it on this pastel baby blue top makes it doable. Again with the obsession with pastels lately. We will see how I pair this outfit throughout the rest of summer and into the fall. 
3pcs Ribbed Bandeau Set - $11.99
I was in drastic need of some simple bandeaus. I didn’t want to buy a bunch of single bandeaus so when seeing this set of three I couldn’t pass it up. They are the universal colors too. They will be so easy to match with tops. 
Frill Strap Colorful Striped Cami Top - $6.54 
Another bright and colorful top to add to my wardrobe! The ruffle straps are too cute. They add a flirty touch to a simple top. I think this top will look so good with some dark denim, don’t you agree?! 
Which is your favorite item? I would love to see what is your favorite item that you have purchased from Shien also. And as always be sure to follow along on all my social media platforms to see into my everyday life. From daily insta story vlogs, OOTDs, thrifting trips, travel adventures, and of course baby Pumkin. I can’t wait to get to know you all more through this fun blogging adventure. Laters babes!
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ilytuan · 5 years
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95. Good luck.
genre  · * . fluff .  *
pairing ·*⋆ reader ✦ .*· jaebeom .· *
word count  *.˚ ·✷ 3,303 .⊹ *.
✷˚⋆. when you work on boxing day and the chaos of the day ends with you in the wamrth of jaebeom’s arms, nothing could be better ·✫.*
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“Thank you, have a happy new year.” You flashed a dazzling smile for the umpteenth time today, cheeks hurting from the force of repeating the action so many times that you lost count.
You sneaked a glance at the queue behind the woman who had just dumped all her items in front of you, breathing in sharply at the line that seemed to stretch on for miles, each shopper with carts and baskets full to the brim with discounted groceries and post-Christmas gifts that they’d give as presents for next year. It would take forever to get through all these people.
“Y/n, take your break quick, ten minutes only. We’re short on staff today.” Your boss’ voice was gruffly and you could tell he was tired; everyone in this store was. Boxing day shoppers like the ones in the queue were usually always stressed or in a rush, desperate to get the best discounted goods before anyone else did. Most shops didn’t even open today, to save from the hassle of crazed shoppers who would literally fight for one item.  
Closing up your till, you smiled apologetically at the line of shoppers who looked exasperatedly at you, turning away from your section to find the next shortest line that they could sneak into. You were thankful that there was nothing you really needed to buy otherwise you’d be like these shoppers too. You had never been great at planning things out or wanting to splurge on gifts for yourself.  
Five minutes into your already shortened break, an incessant knock sounded loudly on the door of the staff room where you were hidden in peace. You gulped down the remains of your coffee, pulling the door open to reveal a man who’s eyebrows were furrowed together and pointing to a semi-large crowd behind him.
“Can I help you?” You didn’t mean to sound rude, but your break was short enough and your arms were aching with how fast you’d been scanning items. Having to deal with incidents like this was not going to make you pleased, nor was it part of your payment.
“You might want to take a look for yourself.” You groaned inwardly, annoyed that you couldn’t even enjoy ten minutes of peace and quiet. Whatever it was better be worth it, you thought.
The sight which greeted you made your stomach churn uncomfortably and you instantly regretted chugging the second half of your coffee, fearing that it might just come back up any second now. It felt like you wouldn’t be able to hold it down the longer you stared at the scene unfolding before your eyes, gulping down before you caused chaos too.
You winced, unsure of how to handle the situation and you debated between going back to your post to work and call your boss instead, or deal with it as quickly as possible by yourself and save everyone from the agony of having to watch.
“Sir, I’m afraid you can’t do that here. There’s a bathroom right down the mall, so if you’d like to-”
You weren’t able to finish your sentence before he cut you off with a vicious grumble, turning his head to look at you indignantly, daring you to try and defy him and what he was doing or rather, what he was going to do. You closed your eyes for a brief moment, trying to come up with a solution without having to directly look at him.
He looked to be a middle-aged man, with a scruffy beard and long, greasy hair which looked like he hadn’t washed it in days. His clothes were slightly ragged and dirtied, ripped in some parts and if you were to near him any closer, you would’ve undeniably been able to smell the alcohol reeking strongly from his breath, no doubt from Christmas night.  He was squatting down in front of the beer section, eyeing the bottles and cans of booze longingly and with his pants, pulled halfway down his legs.
You were unsure if he was clothed in that area or not, but you figured it was for the better if you didn’t ever find out. There was a row of people standing in front of you, thankfully keeping the area at bay and shielded from your innocent eyes. You really didn’t want to see it.
A group of young men closed in on him, bulky arms going around his skinny ones to try and hoist him up off the ground or at least pull his trousers back up to a semi-decent position. You winced at the thought of what could unfold if they weren’t able to succeed, something along the lines of flashing everyone who was watching.
“Sir, if you could please cooperate with us, we’ll drop charges and let you go without any harm.”
His bloodshot eyes blinked back at you bitterly, thrashing around in the grasps of the men as he refused to let them manhandle him. His drunken mannerisms made all of his movements sluggish and slowed down, not affecting the buff men easily though he did try to put up an impressive fight against them.
Your boss appeared out of nowhere, clapping his hands loudly to gather attention. “Y/n, get back to work. I’ll deal with this.”
For once, you were infinitely grateful for your boss. He showed up at the perfect timing and you stole the chance the second you got it, whisking yourself away from the drunkard and weaving through the huge crowd of people who had gathered to get back to your till. You had to take a moment to breathe after escaping, feeling suffocated with the number of people that you just had to weave through. You shook your head, not finding what made it so entertaining that it enthralled so many people.
They dispersed soon after your boss had arrived, getting back to their frenetic shopping and forgetting about the situation altogether, desperate to pick out the best of what your store had to offer. There wasn’t much.
You were relieved to find that the queues were just as long as when you left, if not longer, leaving you no time at all to dwell on the obscene incident. Thank God you didn’t see the extent of it.
When you were on your way back to your post to get on with your job, a small hand tugged on the sleeve of the hideous Christmas jumper that you were forced to wear. It wasn’t even Christmas anymore. You could’ve easily ignored the force judging by how weak it was, but you turned around in curiosity.
“Excuse me, could you please help me look for something?”
A little girl was perched on an empty shelf, her hand desperately clinging onto the scratchy material of your hideous red and green jumper. Her eyes were bright but there was a glossy sheen covering them, hinting that she was on the verge of tears. You tried to put on the softest smile you could conjure up, afraid of scaring her off or making her tears spill. “Of course, what are you looking for?”
“My mom.” Her voice cracked as tears finally slid down her face, unable to hold them in for any longer.
You pulled her out of the shelf, holding her tightly to you as you squatted down to her level. She cried into your hair, dampening the curls you had worked hard on this morning, but you didn’t mind, running a hand through her brown locks to soothe her sobs.
“I’ll help you look for your mom, okay? Can you stop crying and tell me what happened, little one?”
She sniffled, wiping her tears away with her little fists and you awed internally at how cute she was. You wanted to whisk her away and make sure that nothing would ever make her cry again, she was just so adorable. “She was holding my hand, but then someone pushed us, so we broke apart and I got lost.” Tears welled up in her eyes again as she recalled the story.
Pulling her in close once more, you hushed her softly as you expected her cry all her tears out, but surprisingly, she didn’t. She took your hand in hers firmly, sniffling as she motioned for you to stand up and lead her to wherever it was her mother would happen to be. Her hand was barely half your size.
“What’s your name, little one?”
Her wide eyes beamed up at you and you were glad to see that all her tears had disappeared, the only trace of it being her red rimmed eyes and puffy cheeks. She smiled at you with a toothy grin, showing off her baby teeth. “Jiwoo.” She accentuated the two syllables, smiling animatedly at you adorably.
“What a pretty name! I’m so jealous of you. And what age are you, Jiwoo?” She giggled, pleased with the praise you were giving her, and it was hard not to laugh along.
You didn’t need to know this information as you could easily make an announcement for the whole store to hear that there was a missing girl named Jiwoo, but you found yourself doting on her, wanting to see how this would all play out and help her find her mom. Getting back to work was also something you’d rather avoid if possible.
“I’m seven. But I’m home-schooled so being alone in public makes me nervous.” You made a sound of acknowledgement, completely understanding how she felt because you were home-schooled too and never had many friends to play with. It was a wonder how you met Jaebeom.
You had been looking for a job around this time a year ago, in this exact supermarket and you were a nervous wreck, pacing in circles in front of the store, afraid to actually go in and fulfil your duty. Jaebeom had walked out in a rush, crashing into you by accident and you had both went tumbling to the ground, his plastic bag of groceries ripping in half and causing all of his things to fall out in a heap.
The oranges and apples which came plunging out at a rapid pace made you burst out into laughter as you watched them roll and tumble in between multiple feet around the shopping mall, thankfully causing no one to fall or topple over. They were moving around like happy feet, dodging and jumping away from the rolling objects and you laughed to forget about the stress of your upcoming interview.
Both of you had picked them up in silence; you still being nervous about the interview while Jaebeom simply didn’t know what to say to you. When you handed him back the two handfuls of oranges and turned to face the shop and go on your way, his hand clasped around your wrist, a sheepish look on his face.
With a hopeful gleam to his eyes, he shyly asked, “let me take you out as a thanks?”
You had been stunned and at a loss of words, not sure how to reply because it was the first time anyone had ever asked you out. He didn’t take no for an answer either, so you stupidly stuttered out an awkward yes, and darted into the shop, nerves from being near such a handsome boy overtaking the previous ones. Butterflies still fluttered around in your stomach whenever you thought about it.
Jiwoo tugged on your sleeve again, wanting you attention and successfully pulling you away from your thoughts about Jaebeom. “What does your mom look like, Jiwoo?”
She hummed as she thought about it, almost as if she wasn’t sure. “She has the prettiest brown eyes! And dark brown hair that’s really really long and curly. I think she was wearing a dress, but I can’t remember.” Jiwoo smiled at the mere thought of her mom, a happy look now overtaking her previously sombre features and you wanted to gush over her forever and ever.
Turning into the confectionery section, you grinned madly at her, a mischievous gaze in your eyes. “Would you like some candy to keep you happy while we look for your mom?” She fell right into your palm like putty, melting at the thought of some sweet candy to sate her.
“Can I pick any of them?” Her puppy dog eyes were staring at you, wide with excitement and it took everything in you not to tell her that she could have the whole store if she wanted.
“Of course. Take a few to bring home with you too.” Your boss could berate you for that later, but right now, you had an adorable child to take care of.
A hysterical squeal rang through your eyes before the little girl tore away from your hold to run in the opposite direction of where you had come from. You followed her footsteps and averted your eyes just in time to see her jump into the arms of a young woman who couldn’t have been much older than you.
Her skin had a youthful glow that you instantly envied, and her hair was long and curly, much like Jiwoo had already vividly described. A relieved sigh and smile blossomed on her face as she embraced her child, eyes closing in contentment as she hugged Jiwoo close to her. Both of them were smiling widely and looked like the splitting image of each other. You wished you could take a picture to cherish the moment and send it to them and gloat about how precious they looked.
“Thank you so much for helping my daughter. I don’t know how I can repay you.”
The mother had walked up to where you were standing, taking it upon herself to shake your hand with a grace that you could only dream of, before her daughter pushed her into you, squeezing you together in a friendly hug as you giggled playfully at her ministrations.
After you pulled away with fond smiles at Jiwoo and said your goodbyes to each other, but not without Jiwoo’s mom profusely thanking you again, you were forced to return to your till and work until the closing hour of ten o’clock. It wouldn’t be for another two hours before you could head home and sleep the night away. You were completely and utterly exhausted.
Jaebeom had warned you before you departed for work this morning, knowing that the store would be packed with hectic shoppers who were looking for heavy bargains and were willing to shop to death in advance for the upcoming year. You had only wanted to take on the extra shift to save up a little more money to use to surprise Jaebeom with a nice date together and a special gift on his birthday after the New Year.
When you refused to stay in the warmth of your shared bed this morning despite how much you really did want to, he wished you a forlorn ‘good luck’, and kissed your forehead lovingly, not pleased with having to part with you on the day right after Christmas when he would much rather spend it cuddling and binge eating while basking in warmth and affection.
Now that you thought about it more, you wished you had stayed at home with him, relaxing in front of the fire and watching your favourite Christmas shows, even if it was over now. Jaebeom had even mentioned wanting to bake some cute Christmas cookies with you before the holiday and go to visit some family and friends with gifts, but unfortunately you had no time to do that with him for the whole week, being bombarded with shifts and nights out with your relatives.
Closing your till with a tired yawn and packing away your belongings, your boss sneaked up in front of you as you were pulling on your winter garments, making you visibly jump, and he laughed awkwardly, coughing when he realised you weren’t going to laugh with him.
“Your Christmas bonus, it’s my way of saying thanks to you. It’s been a good year.”
The envelope he handed you was thick, and you could feel the wad of cash that it contained, as well as a sweet Christmas card that he hand wrote. You wondered why he didn’t give it to you on Christmas Eve, but shook it off, appreciative of how thoughtful he was.
After your interview on the day that you miraculously bumped into Jaebeom, he hired you instantly and was constantly being impressed by your ability to work efficiently and quickly within the first month of employment. Many customers liked being served by you too, constantly praising your strong work ethic and conversational skills that had no doubt developed because of how much time you spent talking to Jaebeom.
You bowed in appreciative thanks, biting your bottom lip to prevent a huge smile from showing in front of him and made your way out quickly, yelling “Happy New Year” over your shoulder with a wave of your hand.
When you got home, Jaebeom was lounging lazily on the couch, petting Nora with a delicate touch, her purrs quietly filling the air. The fireplace was turned on and he had all of the lights switched off. Only the Christmas tree lights and fairy lights that you had littered around the house were illuminating the space. He had the TV on too, but it was muted and from the way his head was constantly bobbing forward and to the side, you could tell he was sleeping rather than actually watching it.
A frown bloomed on your face at the thought of him waiting up for you to get home, but it disappeared when you watched his eyes open abruptly and stare right at you, his eyes glittering and full of love and warmth. It was almost as if his senses were fit for you and he knew whenever it was you around or nearing him.
You dived into his open and awaiting arms, allowing him to throw a soft blanket over the two of you as he started playing ‘The Grinch Who Stole Christmas’ on the TV. You nuzzled into his side, much like Jiwoo had done to you earlier and sighed contentedly, giggling when Nora hissed and jumped away from where she had been laying on Jaebeom’s lap.
“Tired?” Jaebeom’s voice was always soft and soothing like a lullaby, though this time it was laced with extra warmth and his usual tinge of love and concern. You nodded, “work was stressful. But that was expected. Don’t say I told you so.”
Jaebeom nodded back in understanding, smiling cheekily as he kissed your forehead and let his lips linger near your skin as he whispered, “I told you so, but at least you’re home now. Let’s get some rest babe.”
You weren’t able to fight the yawn that escaped, a chuckle leaving his mouth at the sight of your sleepy state. The movie rolled on though neither of you were interested in watching it. Jaebeom pulled you impossibly closer than before into him on the couch, stretching his legs out to lie down comfortably. He was always the big spoon and this time was no different as his arms went around your body and engulfed you completely.
With the warmth and crackling of the fire and the distant sound of the TV rolling, contrasted with Jaebeom’s steady heartbeat and gentle breathing, you fell asleep effortlessly. Being with him always made you feel at ease and secure, and all the happenings of today melted away just from being close to him.
It was the first Christmas you were ever spending with Jaebeom, but you couldn’t wish for anything other than this familiar and cosy atmosphere that he created. He was all you needed to feel complete.
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in-one-sockk · 5 years
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1-150 for the asks :3🦋
1. Who was the last person you held hands with? - @when-youcant-sleepat-night2. Are you outgoing or shy? - im bipolar3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? - my pretty girlfriend on my birthday4. Are you easy to get along with? - I don’t know, find out5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? - begrudgingly, she hates vomit6. What kind of people are you attracted to? - butches with nice arms7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? - definitely, we’re at six months!8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? - Frank Iero9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? - not at all10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? - the moon11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? - “meanie”12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? - Make it Right - BTS, Summertime - MCR, bellyache - Billie Eilish, Dilbar - Neka Kakkar, This Is Home - Cavetown
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? - NO I have curly hair and if you touch it or interfere with it it looks like I’ve been dragged through a bush by my ankles14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? - I believe in good and bad karma15. What good thing happened this summer? - I met my girlfriend16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? - yes17. Do you think there is life on other planets? - I think it’d be pretty egotistical to not18. Do you still talk to your first crush? - nahh19. Do you like bubble baths? - I like them, for like five minutes because I need to wash my hair and they get in the way20. Do you like your neighbors? - my neighbours are scared of sunlight21. What are you bad habits? - pulling away because I think I’m a burden22. Where would you like to travel? - Norway, Japan, places with blue seas and flowers23. Do you have trust issues? - I have a narcissistic mother, so yahh24. Favorite part of your daily routine? - getting into bed25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? - my shoulders, they’re broad26. What do you do when you wake up? - die inside 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? - neither, I don’t really think about it28. Who are you most comfortable around? - my girlfriend 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? - a lot of them, but for manipulative reasons30. Do you ever want to get married? only to @when-youcant-sleepat-night31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? - yeah but not a cute one32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? - Brie Larson (short hair) and Erika Linder  33. Spell your name with your chin - nopee34. Do you play sports? What sports? - I used to be a swimmer, and I did trampolining and high jump, but I haven’t done sports in a while35. Would you rather live without TV or music? - TV36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? - nope, I’m quite blunt37. What do you say during awkward silences? - I’m usually the awkward silent one, unless I’m high energy38. Describe your dream girl? - can cook, nice hands, sweet laugh, fairly tall, short hair, strong, patient, likes cuddles, understanding, pretty masculine energied39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? - ASOS Marketplace, thrift shops, Pull&Bear, Urban Outfitters, Run & Fly, Etsy40. What do you want to do after high school? - get married, have kids, be a housewife with a greenhouse and a vegetable garden. Can I do that? Nope. 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? - No, but context. If your partner hits you do they deserve a second chance? No. But you gotta let people learn and grow from their mistakes?42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? - I want attention, I’m sad, scared, suicidal, tired, confused, embarrassed. So really a lot43. Do you smile at strangers? - If I like their energy44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? - I love both of these things but am also terRIFIED of both these things45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? - a better day might come 46. What are you paranoid about? - money and not having enough47. Have you ever been high? - yeahh48. Have you ever been drunk? - too much49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? - yeah but obviously I’m not gonna tell you50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? - Green, my favourite51. Ever wished you were someone else? - a lot of the time52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? - I’d like to have a skill?hobby I could turn into a career I’d enjoy53. Favourite makeup brand? - I dont really have one, but I’ve used the exact same Rimmel London eyeliner since I was 1154. Favourite store? - Etsy55. Favourite blog? - @malnedott has a lot of cute aesthetics56. Favourite colour? - forest green57. Favourite food? - chilli with lots of sour cream (I dont like spicy food)58. Last thing you ate? - a jelly baby59. First thing you ate this morning? - a jelly baby60. Ever won a competition? For what? - I won a competition last month on “who can use the most words beginning with V and create a story that makes sense” 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? - I skipped school for a while when I was depressed62. Been arrested? For what? - nopee63. Ever been in love? - I’m very in love right now64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? - I actually can’t remember it..65. Are you hungry right now? - very, but I’m lazy66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? - I have no tumblr friends, no one talks to me67. Facebook or Twitter? - neither68. Twitter or Tumblr? - Tumblr69. Are you watching tv right now? - nope, I’m on Skype70. Names of your bestfriends? - Non, Maya, Calli (my cat)71. Craving something? What? - a cuddle72. What colour are your towels? - I don’t actually own any72. How many pillows do you sleep with? - two!73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? - a stuffed unicorn and a blanket my girlfriend gave me74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? - seven?75. Favourite animal? - penguin76. What colour is your underwear? - I’m not wearing any 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? - chocolate78. Favourite ice cream flavour? - sherbet!79. What colour shirt are you wearing? - brown ish red??80. What colour pants? - grey with batman logos81. Favourite tv show? - currently Killing Eve82. Favourite movie? - Mamma Mia 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? - we don’t talk about the sequel..84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Mean Girls (I’ve never seen the other one)85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? - Glenn Coco86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? - The stingray bus87. First person you talked to today? - @when-youcant-sleepat-night88. Last person you talked to today? - my little sister89. Name a person you hate? - Gauge…. my old supervisor at work90. Name a person you love? - my little sister91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? - Eden (my sisters ex who left her suicidal)92. In a fight with someone? - sort of.. a non-resolved ignoring of each other and93. How many sweatpants do you have? - one I think94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? - 495. Last movie you watched? - Jennifer’s Body96. Favourite actress? - Jodie Comer97. Favourite actor? - Rami Malek98. Do you tan a lot? - never99. Have any pets? - two cats and one spawn of satan with a cat face100. How are you feeling? - kinda empty rn101. Do you type fast? - when I’m high energy, but am I skilled at it? nope102. Do you regret anything from your past? - dating that teacher that one time103. Can you spell well? - awkwardly, I can spell complicated words really well, but basic words where multiple of the same letters are next to each other are evil, like, I always think there’s two F’s in professor or one D in address 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? - my old best friend I guess sometimes 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? - no but I’d love to!106. Ever broken someone’s heart? - my mothers maybe107. Have you ever been on a horse? - yes and they’re evil creatures108. What should you be doing? - homework109. Is something irritating you right now? - having to go cook110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? - yes, my girlfriend before we got together111. Do you have trust issues? - isnt this repeated?112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? - my girlfriend113. What was your childhood nickname? - Fifi Forget me not114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? - yes!115. Do you play the Wii? - yes, and hugely beat @when-youcant-sleepat-night at Mario Karts116. Are you listening to music right now? - my sister’s bath music from the next room117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? - I’ve never had it 118. Do you like Chinese food? - not really119. Favourite book? - The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier120. Are you afraid of the dark? - yes..121. Are you mean? - sometimes 122. Is cheating ever okay? - NEVER, especially when you’re Russian and pretend you’re a nice person and constantly talk about how cheating is never okay desPITE doing it to every girlfriend you’ve had123. Can you keep white shoes clean? - no, my converse are basically grey124. Do you believe in love at first sight? - i dont know125. Do you believe in true love? - thoroughly126. Are you currently bored? - a little127. What makes you happy? - flowers128. Would you change your name? - yes, for varying reasons. I dont like mine much, and to hide from some bad people129. What your zodiac sign? - gemini130. Do you like subway? - the food? not really131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? - bluntly make it clear I’m gay132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? - I think this is repeated too133. Favourite lyrics right now? - “I wanna build a place in you, where I can be made new”134. Can you count to one million? - probably not135. Dumbest lie you ever told? - “Of course I know what I’m doing”136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? - my bedroom door closed, wardrobe open137. How tall are you? - 176cm138. Curly or Straight hair? - I have curly hair, but straight hair requires a lot less effort and upkeep139. Brunette or Blonde? - ginger140. Summer or Winter? - autumn141. Night or Day? - night142. Favourite month? - August143. Are you a vegetarian? - no, but I can’t be in my current living situation144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? - none145. Tea or Coffee? - tea, black and cold146. Was today a good day? - no, all the customers decided to buy huge amounts as the store closed. If you do this, you are the worst kind of person and yes, we all thoroughly hate you147. Mars or Snickers? - neither148. What’s your favourite quote? - “They tell you to do your own thing but they don’t mean it. They don’t want you to do your thing, not unless it happens to be their thing, too.”149. Do you believe in ghosts? - no but I believe in bad energies150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? - Lateness fucking noticed, loser bitch  
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marvel-lously · 6 years
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It’s who I am now...
Content: angst I guess
Pairing: Avengers x reader
Words: 1157
A/N: So this is my first attempt at writing so yes this is kinda trash, but please, don’t go too hard on me. I’ll be grateful for every like, comment, reblog... Before I start, I just want to say thank you to @supersoldierfreak ‘cause girl you’ve helped me tremendously. I also wanted to tag a few of my favorite blogs (I hope none of you minds), because I would really really appreciate your opinions: @tbholland @hymnofthevalkyrie @itstomsdarling @ptersparkers @that-fandom-sucks-tho @inkvin @a-confused-turtle @str-spangled-banner @fandomyimagines @hufflepuffholland @fictional-wonderland @shitty-imagines-95 @acrossthehearts @potatolikesmarvel @avengerschatroom @winterbuttmunch @agentmarvel13​
Heading to work you were walking through the city streets, repeating the things you've been now repeating in your head for over two years. Keep your head low, avoid eye contact, your hood on and your face covered. Avoid all restaurants, cafés, larger shopping centers and any larger public places. Don't talk to anyone for longer than five minutes and never two days in a row, or they will memorize your face. Pay in cash and in cash only, credit cards can be tracked. Take the subway instead of a bus or a taxi. Every day a different path and every day a different shop. Every month a different job, a different name, a different person.
A different person.That's what you've become. Every time you looked in the mirror, you barely recognised yourself. The person that was looking back at you was no longer you. Y/N you once knew was gone, gone for what you now thought, was for good. A smile that was once present on your face was now long time gone and the sparkle that was present in your eyes died along with it. Your facial features faded significantly. There were now dark circles and bags under your eyes, growing bigger and bigger with every night you lacked sleep. Your cheekbones seemed to drop and your chapped lips no longer complimented your once present smile. Your pretty face was now hidden behind the mask of the person you've become. So that's who you were now. A different person, barely a person. This month you've dyed your hair in black, quite a difference from last month's blonde ombre. You could barely remember how your natural hair color looked like, since you've dyed your hair differently so many times in the last couple of years. You missed your old self, but more than that you missed your old life, your friends. Your friends… do they still think of you every now and then, do they still care about what’s going on with your life. Is Steve still mad at you for what you did, is Clint mad at you for leaving Wanda, Nat, all of them without as much as a goodbye, do they even know you did that for their own good?
Those thoughts were running through your head again as you saw your reflection in a glass door of a small suburb Court you were now employed in. You didn't want to work in a place full of people, but you had to pay the bills for your apartment. You started out as a cleaner in a small night club, where you weren't noticeable and the danger of someone recognizing you or memorizing your face was low, since all the people you came in contact with were drunk and drugged. You hated that place and were more than happy to go elsewhere after a month. You worked as a cook in an even smaller food delivery shop, but it ran out of business due to the lack of orders. For a short time, you even worked as an assistant of some librarian. Sorting books and checking through the system every now and then. You changed your job every month, sometimes for better, sometimes for worse. And with every job you changed, you changed your name as well. Your first fake name was Lilliana, then Jane or Janet or something, you can't really recall all the names you’ve had. For this month your name was Amelié. An ally of yours helped you create your fake background for every job. It wasn't much, but it was enough so that you could get one. People would think that a job somewhere in court would be risky and all, but it proved to be safe since it was just a small court in a city suburb. You worked as paralegal, which meant zero contact with people, only sorting through papers and old crime reports, but it gave you a nice opportunity to have a check in  on things that concerned your sudden disappearance. The pay was good enough and you were wondering whether you should perhaps keep this job for a while longer.  
You entered the hall that opened before you, showing your fake identity card to the guard. He gave you a nod and you went up the stairs, making your way to the main hall, where your office was located. You unlocked the door and entered. The late renaissance ceiling greeted you. There was an old wooden desk near the window. The walls were in faint yellow colour, decorated with fading flowery patterns. The office wasn't very big, but you didn't need big anyways. As long as it had a couple of bookshelves, where you could put the already printed paperwork and a working computer, you wouldn't complain.
After the day in the office you headed home. You lived in an old apartment a few blocks from the court so you could go by foot. Your entire apartment building was old and it was a miracle that the building still stood. Dirty pink walls welcomed you to your bedroom. You threw your clothes on the bed and your bag on the ground, too tired to care. You were in need of some good sleep, but you were also hungry. You decided that it's better to head to kitchen now and make something to eat while you still have your energy left, rather than take an hour of afternoon sleep and wake up even more tired and drained of energy than you already were. Your kitchen was very poorly equipped. It only had a rippled stove, with no oven, there was a small kitchen counter and something you could barely call a sink, and a fridge that came to your mid- thigh if you stood. There was only one cupboard in the corner of the room, but you somehow managed to put all your dishes and plates in it. You took an egg from the fridge and put some coconut oil in a pan. You decided to make ˝ham & egg ˝ and have some bread with it, something your father used to make you when you were little.
You soon finished eating and decided to finally go to bed. The weather was cold and it was raining outside. You wrapped yourself under the blankets, more than ready for some rest. You weren’t even sleeping for an hour, when your nightmare and the lightning outside woke you, still panting you got up, deciding to make yourself a cup of tea, which would hopefully calm you down.
Sipping on your cup of tea, you tried to push the nightmare in the back of your mind, yet, needless to say, you weren’t succeeding. Nightmare brought memories and they made you replay all the bad things in your head, that happened to you in the last years, and again you found yourself thinking of what got you in this position…
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the-punforgiven · 6 years
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ALL OF THEM, 1 TO 150
Aight, let’s go I guess
I’mma put it under a readmore since it’s pretty long lmao
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?My cat lmao
2. Are you outgoing or shy?Shy
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?@cardiac-ossification​, someday
4. Are you easy to get along with?I mean once you get used to the fact that I barely speak and that one-word responses do not mean I don’t want to talk to you, I guess maybe?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?Most likely
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?Pretty much anyone who could kick my ass lmao
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?I sure hope so
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?@cardiac-ossification​
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?Depends on who I’m talking about it with honestly, like for the most part yeah, but like if I’m really close with someone then that changes things somewhat lmao
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?….. Also @cardiac-ossification​
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?Rad
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
A Sound of Thunder - Hello Nurse
Whispered - Strike
Children of Bodom - All Twisted
Ye Banished Privateers - Lamentation of a Marooned Sailor
Arsis - Unwelcome (but like the whole album lmao)
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?Yes
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?Yeah
15. What good thing happened this summer?Bold of you to assume I remember when anything has happened
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?No
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?Oh absolutely, whether that’s just like, microbes or something I dunno but thinking of the entire vastness of space I find it really hard to believe that this planet’s the only one with life
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?No
19. Do you like bubble baths?I guess? To be honest I haven’t had one since I was a kid Probably since I don’t actually even fit into the tub anymore lmao
20. Do you like your neighbors?I don’t think I’ve actually met them lmao, I’ve talked to them like twice when they asked me to help find their dog but they seem alright lmao
21. What are you bad habits?Procrastinating and just fucking forgetting literally fucking everything
22. Where would you like to travel?Norway and Wisconsin are my two big ones
23. Do you have trust issues?Yeah? I feel like I tend to trust people too easily lmao
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?Sending cute good morning messages to my girlfriend lmao
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?Probably either my stomach or my body hair honestly
26. What do you do when you wake up?Open my eyes Roll around a bit and immediately grab my phone lmao
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?Not really, I honestly don’t care, it’s gonna be gone soon enough anyway
28. Who are you most comfortable around?Fun game take a shot everytime I tag @cardiac-ossification​
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?No
30. Do you ever want to get married?Maybe
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?Yeah.
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
33. Spell your name with your chin.Today I have learned that I can’t actually lean that far down
34. Do you play sports? What sports?No? I mean I spar a bit and would love to try out the Armored Combat League, if that counts?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?TV, I’d honestly probably die without music lmao
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?Yeah
37. What do you say during awkward silences?bold of you to assume I can talk at all
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?Literally just @cardiac-ossification​ lmao
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?Can’t say I really have any that spring to mind, honestly, like if they sell guitars, cd’s, or swords then I’m gonna be good but I don’t have an actual favourite place lmao
40. What do you want to do after high school?Visit my girlfriend, join a band, achieve omnipotence
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?I prefer to think of that sort of thing on a more case-to-case basis, but for the most part, Yes? 
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?Extremely quiet’s just my natural state of being lmao Silent however usually just denotes that I’m in a horrible mood
43. Do you smile at strangers?I mean, I try to but I’ve also been told I’m like hella intimidating and I know I’ve got a pretty bad case of supervillain grin so I dunno it that’s actually the best idea lmao 
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?If you’re offering I’d go with Space, since unlike the ocean I can’t just walk there
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?Need for caffine and whatever the fuck you call those pills that stop heartburn I forget the name
46. What are you paranoid about?Everything. Though talking in my sleep’s a big one for some reason
47. Have you ever been high?No
48. Have you ever been drunk?Barely
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?Yeah, though I mean someone already knows about it I’m just embarassed about that whole topic in general lmao
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?I don’t actually remember since I like never wear hoodies anymore but probably Black
51. Ever wished you were someone else?Occasionally in a sort of brief non-serious way, but like intensely? No
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?that’s really tough honestly, I’d probably want either more muscles or a fucking functioning brain
53. Favourite makeup brand?I don’t wear makeup lmao
54. Favourite store?Wasn’t this already asked?
55. Favourite blog?I’ve got a lot lmao, I can’t narrow it down to one, sorry…
56. Favourite colour?Black, if that counts, if not probably that one shade of purple
57. Favourite food? Spaghetti
58. Last thing you ate?Shepherd’s Pie
59. First thing you ate this morning?Bold of you to assume I’ve eaten today
60. Ever won a competition? For what?I honestly don’t think I have lmao, and if I did I don’t remember lmao
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?I was suspended for like half my fuckin time in middle school because I’d just fuckin fight everyone if memory serves
62. Been arrested? For what?I haven’t lmao
63. Ever been in love? I am right now
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?Uhhh, watching Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny with my first girlfriend and I just kinda asked if she’d be down. She said yeah and… there we go. Fuckin… Great mood movie
65. Are you hungry right now?Yeah
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?A lot of my real friends follow me on here so I’m not sure I can answer this lmao
67. Facebook or Twitter?I’m not terribly fond of either to be honest
68. Twitter or Tumblr?Tumblr, I guess
69. Are you watching tv right now?No
70. Names of your bestfriends? Thanks for pluralizing but I dunno if they’re comfortable with me giving out their names on the internet so I’mma err on the side of caution here lmao
71. Craving something? What?Uhhh meat lmao, I need the protien
72. What colour are your towels?We’ve got a lot of varying colours lmao
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?I mean there are two on my bed but I don’t actually use them they’re just kinda there lmao
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?… Yes?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?Three? I’ve got a stuffed bear that I’ve had since I was a baby that’s just kinda rotting away in my closet, a stuffed hyena that I got from my wonderful girlfriend, and a plushie undead warlock that I got at a con lmao
75. Favourite animal?The Snow Tiger. Not only are they cute cats, but also majestic and aesthetic
76. What colour is your underwear?My what now Black
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?Chocolate
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?Cookie Dough I guess?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?Black
80. What colour pants?Also black
81. Favourite tv show?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
82. Favourite movie?Kung Fury? I dunno I don’t remember like half the movies I watch
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?I haven’t actually seen either of them lmao
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?.. Haven’t seen 21 Jump Street either lmao
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?Why are there so many Mean Girls questions
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
87. First person you talked to today?My sister, who dutifully wakes me up every afternoon by destroying my fucking door jesus christ child calm down I’ve had to fix the thing like twice already
88. Last person you talked to today?I dunno, discord buddies
89. Name a person you hate?No one really springs to mind honestly, I don’t know if I’ve got anyone I really hate, y’know?
90. Name a person you love?@cardiac-ossification​
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?Me
92. In a fight with someone?Also Me Not really lmao
93. How many sweatpants do you have?Exactly one that I made myself a few years ago. They’re falling the fuck apart and they’re pretty ugly since the only fabric I had available was that really gross camo green so I honestly don’t care lmao
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?Like three? I think? I’ve kinda unofficially given them away to my brother and sister, but they’re still here so I dunno lmao
95. Last movie you watched?I don’t remember, I mean I was present in the room the other night while my roommate was watching the Hateful Eight but it’s a stretch to say I was actually watching it lmao
96. Favourite actress?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
97. Favourite actor?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
98. Do you tan a lot?No, I am disgustingly ginger so I don’t tan at all I just go straight to burning
99. Have any pets?I do! I have a cat, her name’s Groucho, and she’s the sweetest little thing! I live with another cat, two dogs, and a couple of birds but they’re not technically mine lmao
100. How are you feeling?Horrible, thank you for asking! I’m getting sick physically and I’m constantly reminded that I’m a defective fucking human being!
101. Do you type fast?Not really, like I type fast-ish in short bursts, but the space between them is regrettably long lmao
102. Do you regret anything from your past?Anything and everything! It’s only in the last couple of years have I really started to realize what an insufferable pile of shit I’ve been for my entire life and knowing that nobody’s ever gonna forget that really keeps me up at night!
103. Can you spell well?No
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?Not particularly.
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?I think so yeah
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?not that I know of?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?no
108. What should you be doing?Not being the most useless creature in the universe, contributing to society in literally any way, actually caring about my health, pursuing any hobbies, the list is endless!
109. Is something irritating you right now?Yeah!
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?Also yeah lmao
111. Do you have trust issues?Yes, but I feel as if it’s more so in the sense that I trust people too quickly/easily rather than too little and- Wait wasn’t this also already asked?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?……. Also @cardiac-ossification​, kinda?
113. What was your childhood nickname?Uhhh, there were a lot and all of them were gross and insulting, so I’d rather not say lmao
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?Yeah
115. Do you play the Wii?Back when we had one, yeah. I was a fucking god at Wii Boxing, and at one point had mastered getting that perfect angle to always hit strikes in Wii bowling. Fucking wish I could do that with actual bowling lmao
116. Are you listening to music right now?I am, currently checking something out that was in my recommended list, but I’m not sure if I’m really into it yet though
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?Yeah
118. Do you like Chinese food?Yes! I especially love chow mein and ginger beef, the place in town that makes it is just the fuckin best. 
119. Favourite book?Overlord I guess? I dunno I barely ever read anymore
120. Are you afraid of the dark?Not unless I’ve been given a reason to be.
121. Are you mean?I… Try not to be…
122. Is cheating ever okay?No
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?no
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?Not really. I believe in attraction at first sight, but love’s something that I find needs to be built up over time? I guess?
125. Do you believe in true love?I think so, yeah?
126. Are you currently bored?Yeah
127. What makes you happy?@cardiac-ossification, music, art, and For Honor trailers lmao
128. Would you change your name?Maybe? I don’t really care about it enough to want to change it lmao
129. What your zodiac sign?Virgo
130. Do you like subway?Yeah! It gives me massive heartburn but it’s pretty great
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?Calmly explain to them that I’m in a committed relationship already
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?Say it with me now, @cardiac-ossification
133. Favourite lyrics right now?Not sure, I mean everything Gloryhammer’s ever written are great for a giggle but like on a serious tone, I’ve got nothin lmao
134. Can you count to one million?There is no way in hell I’d have the patience to lmao
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?There are way to many to choose, I am a fucking terrible liar lmao
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?Closed
137. How tall are you?6′2
138. Curly or Straight hair?Is this question in terms of which I prefer or which I have? in which case I don’t really have a preference and mine is straight
139. Brunette or Blonde?Honestly I’m not sure? Like, my two favourite hair colours are like, jet black and blinding white lmao, all the rest of them I’m pretty neutral on lmao
140. Summer or Winter?Winter, on the sheer basis that I can be outside without having to sacrifice a good chunk of my flesh to the sun gods
141. Night or Day?Night
142. Favourite month?October, for obvious reasons
143. Are you a vegetarian?No
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?Dark Chocolate, 100%. Milk Chocolate is a pretty good second place, but white chocolate just makes me sick
145. Tea or Coffee?Coffee
146. Was today a good day?meh, it had it’s highs and lows, so overall it’s about average I’d say
147. Mars or Snickers?Snickers, I guess
148. What’s your favourite quote?nothing springs to mind, aside from the super pretentious “Just because perfection is unattainable, doesn’t mean we shouldn’t strive for it” or however the fuck it went
149. Do you believe in ghosts?Yeah
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? “For this rough bunch who valued an adventurer’s strength above all, what he was saying made sense”
Thanks for the asks!
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1. Who was the last person you held hands with?@ankitsukai2. Are you outgoing or shy?Depends on the situation I guess? If I can avoid interaction with strangers I will3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?@ankitsukai, @naklin-jwoong, @apola-chan, @cara-deer, @rosewaltz, @dirkaeus, @shiromori-no-kirien, @duskmateria, @jinny-the-kisaragi, @chibiakari4. Are you easy to get along with?I personally don’t think so5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?I would hope so6. What kind of people are you attracted to?Loyal and kind7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?Yes, yes I do8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?@ankitsukai9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?Talk about it all you like, my asexual hormones are out of control so I’m unable to care10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?@ankitsukai, @shiromori-no-kirien, @naklin-jwoong, @apola-chan, @chibiakari11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?I love it12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?Solitude by Nymano, Ain’t That a Kick in the Head by Dean Martin, Love is Strange by Kristin Chenoweth, When I’m With You by Mystery Skulls, Youth by Troye Sivan13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?Not really14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?Yes15. What good thing happened this summer?I’ve made some great friends and I managed to become someone’s hero by making people be quiet16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?I’d kiss @ankitsukai always, so yes17. Do you think there is life on other planets?Yes. It doesn’t matter if it’s intelligent, or plant, or microorganisms, they’re still a form of life.18. Do you still talk to your first crush?No19. Do you like bubble baths?Yes, very much so20. Do you like your neighbors?I don’t know my neighbors21. What are you bad habits?I pick at the skin on my bottom lip22. Where would you like to travel?Around the world23. Do you have trust issues?Yes I do24. Favorite part of your daily routine?answering @ankitsukai as soon as I wake up25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?Stomach/thighs26. What do you do when you wake up?Answer the messages on my phone and go to the bathroom27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?Not either really, I’m fine with my skin, and if I want to I can hide in a room and become pale or go in the sun and tan28. Who are you most comfortable around?@ankitsukai @naklin-jwoong @shiromori-no-kirien @dirkaeus @rosewaltz @chibiakari @cara-deer @apola-chan @duskmateria @jinny-the-kisaragi29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?No, but two have tried getting me back while I was dating other people30. Do you ever want to get married?Yes31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?Technically32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?None33. Spell your name with your chin.weikszs34. Do you play sports? What sports?I use to place sports but not anymore35. Would you rather live without TV or music?I guess music because there are tv shows I’m currently watching36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?Yes37. What do you say during awkward silences?Well this is great38. Describe your dream girl/guy?Light skin, slightly taller than me, black framed glasses, long hair, pretty, hides in a hoodie a lot, currently dating them39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?I don’t like shopping so I don’t go shopping, but I guess Barnes & Nobles is pretty good40. What do you want to do after high school?I’m already out of high school and doing nothing41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?Depends on what they’ve done42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?It can be many things, I could be hurt and don’t want people to know, or I’m mad and don’t want to explode, or I’m distracted, or no one is talking43. Do you smile at strangers?Rarely44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?I’d like to do both but if I can only do one then I’m going to Space. Please let me go to space, I don’t care if it’s a test to see if people will die.45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?The need to pee46. What are you paranoid about?Depends on what made me paranoid, but I have a constant one of not being good enough and people will abandon me47. Have you ever been high?No48. Have you ever been drunk?Yes49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?I don’t know but if I did then I probably wouldn’t say it so people wont know about it50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?Black51. Ever wished you were someone else?Yes52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?Weight53. Favourite makeup brand?I don’t wear makeup54. Favourite store?Hot Topic55. Favourite blog?@ankitsukai56. Favourite colour?Red and Blue57. Favourite food? Rainbow cookies and salmon sashimi and king crab58. Last thing you ate?Crab cakes59. First thing you ate this morning?I didn’t have anything to eat this morning60. Ever won a competition? For what?I won a costume contest at school once for having the best costume61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?Nope62. Been arrested? For what?No63. Ever been in love? Yes, and currently so64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?Alright so it was like three summers ago or so, and I was getting to see @ankitsukai in person for the first time in Tampa, Florida because we were going to Metrocon. We met in the lobby of the hotel and held hands being awkward and sitting together, waiting to get to our room and we did, and we kissed in the room. It was small and quick but it gives me butterflies.65. Are you hungry right now?No66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?My online friend are my real friends67. Facebook or Twitter?Twitter68. Twitter or Tumblr?Tumblr69. Are you watching tv right now?No70. Names of your bestfriends?Akari, Apola, Blue, Cara, Sage, Gold, Kirien, Dusk, Moon, Shannon, Doki, Saru, Nyma71. Craving something? What?Sleep72. What colour are your towels?Many towels, many colors72. How many pillows do you sleep with?4 at minimum73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?Yes74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?Many, like maybe over 30?75. Favourite animal?Zebra76. What colour is your underwear?Like in general? Red with white stripes or White with little blue whales and red anchors. Unless you mean right now then none.77. Chocolate or Vanilla?Vanilla78. Favourite ice cream flavour?Mint chocolate chip and pistachio 79. What colour shirt are you wearing?Very dark blue80. What colour pants?Slightly lighter dark blue81. Favourite tv show?Japanese is K Project, American is Voltron Legendary Defender82. Favourite movie?Princess Mononoke83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?Mean Girls, I only watched the first one, pretty sure the second is just a remake84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?Mean Girls85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?Karen, she was innocently dumb86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?Squirt87. First person you talked to today?@ankitsukai88. Last person you talked to today?@naklin-jwoong @apola-chan89. Name a person you hate?Mat. No it’s not mispelt, he actually spells it with one t.90. Name a person you love?@ankitsukai91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?Probably92. In a fight with someone?Not that I know of93. How many sweatpants do you have?Like one?94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?Many95. Last movie you watched?Bridge to Terabithia96. Favourite actress?Gabrielle Union97. Favourite actor?Robbie Daymon98. Do you tan a lot?I’m getting back into it99. Have any pets?I do100. How are you feeling?Tired and depressed and pissed and sick101. Do you type fast?Sometimes102. Do you regret anything from your past?Probably103. Can you spell well?Most of the time104. Do you miss anyone from your past?Yea, my friend Josh who moved to Florida105. Ever been to a bonfire party?No106. Ever broken someone’s heart?Yes, and I’m sorry107. Have you ever been on a horse?Yes108. What should you be doing?Something maybe109. Is something irritating you right now?Yes.110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?Yes and it wasn’t healthy111. Do you have trust issues?Why is this on here twice?112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?I don’t cry in front of people113. What was your childhood nickname?I was called “Pumpkin” when I was little and I would follow up with “I’m not a pumpkin”114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?Yes115. Do you play the Wii?Yes116. Are you listening to music right now?No117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?I do118. Do you like Chinese food?If it’s authentic119. Favourite book?The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman and also Fire Tales of Elemental Spirits120. Are you afraid of the dark?Yes121. Are you mean?I can be122. Is cheating ever okay?No.123. Can you keep white shoes clean?Yes, by not using them, or if I need to wear them, also yes124. Do you believe in love at first sight?Maybe for some people125. Do you believe in true love?Yes and I’m in it126. Are you currently bored?No127. What makes you happy?There are a lot of this that make me happy128. Would you change your name?Maybe? Don’t know, I don’t mind the one I have I guess but I also like the other names I have129. What your zodiac sign?Sagittarius130. Do you like subway?Yes131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?Explain that I’m sorry because I don’t feel the same way and I’m in a very committed relationship, which they know about132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?Why is this on here for a second time?133. Favourite lyrics right now?I found a love for me, daring just dive right in and follow my lead, well I found a girl, beautiful and sweet, oh I never knew you were the someone waiting for me134. Can you count to one million?Technically I can try to, it will just take a very long time. Am I going to? Probably not, unless someone will pay me135. Dumbest lie you ever told?That I was ok when I wasn’t ok136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?Open, but if I have @ankitsukai then I’m ok with a closed door137. How tall are you?5′1138. Curly or Straight hair?Straight139. Brunette or Blonde?Brunet140. Summer or Winter?Winter141. Night or Day?Night142. Favourite month?December143. Are you a vegetarian?No144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?All of the chocolate145. Tea or Coffee?Tea146. Was today a good day?I wasn’t even awake for the day147. Mars or Snickers?Both, they are both candy148. What’s your favourite quote?I have a few. “Blood is sound, sounds are words, and words are power.” “The one who keeps his head in the fight is the one who emerges victorious.” “Pah! It’s only as complicated as you choose to make it. Was the old woman happy? Unhappy? Who can say. One can never know for true. You simply make your best attempt and move on.”“I don’t like you… And I want nothing to do you you! Besides, I have my companions. Of course, they’re weak, and they whine when I leave— It’s almost too much trouble… But they are my friends! I shall fight by their side. Now…and forever!”149. Do you believe in ghosts?Yes150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? (via catscuddlingandyou)helping Bod pronounce unfamiliar names and words, Bod telling Scarlett what the Latin meant, if he already knew, and it seemed much too soon when they heard a voice futher down the hill shouting “Scarlett!”
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Em is here and we’re going to answer questions!
***We’re in the same room, so “you is the other person”
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
  Em- You?
  Ayden-You!
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
  Em- Shy, typically.
  Ayden- Outgoing! A people pleaser, according to you.
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
  Em- Catrina
  Ayden- It would be you if weren’t in the same room. I’m gonna say my family.
4. Are you easy to get along with?
  Em- I’d like to think so.
  Ayden- I think so! (Almost to a fault, says Em)
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
  Em- As in you? Yes. 
  Ayden- Absolutely.
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
  Em- Weirdos. 
  Ayden- :(
  Em- Goofy. Nerds. Smart people. 
  Ayden- :) Ditto
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- Absolutely
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
  Em- You
  Ayden- You.
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
  Em- Sometimes.
  Ayden- It really depends on who. I’m pretty much comfortable with everyone except, like, my mom.
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
  Em- You or Tori {mutual friend} but I’m fairly certain it was you. 
  Ayden- You or Jess/Amy
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
  Em- “Cuuute” to Tori
  Ayden- “Did you take it?” To our group chat.
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
  Em- Apartment by Young the Giant, Don’t Forget Me from Smash, Perm by      Bruno Mars, Hotel California by Eagles, House of the Rising Sun by The  Animals
  Ayden- In The Real Early Morning by Jacob Collier, In My Life by The Beatles, Heart’s Content by Brandi Carlyle, Africa by Toto, The Book of Love by Peter Gabriel
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
  Em- Yes, but only certain people.
  Ayden- Only when it’s you.
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
  Em- Yes.
  Ayden- No.
15. What good thing happened this summer?
  Em- I met this weirdo
  Ayden- We started dating!!!! :D
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
  Em- Yes.
  Ayden- Absolutely not!
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
  Em- Yup.
  Ayden- There has to be, right?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
  Em- Nope.
  Ayden- Same.
19. Do you like bubble baths?
  Em- No.
  Ayden- Really? Yes!
20. Do you like your neighbors?
  Em- Yes.
  Ayden- No they are very loud.
21. What are you bad habits?
  Em- Talking over people, giving people unwarranted advice, snoring.
  Ayden- Biting my nails and cutting people off when I’m excited.
22. Where would you like to travel?
  Em- Anywhere
  Ayden- Australia
23. Do you have trust issues?
  Em- Yyyyup
  Ayden- Only because I trust too fast and too easily. 
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
  Em- Going to bed
  Ayden- Same.
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
  Em- Legs and back. Mostly my back. 
  Ayden- My belly
26. What do you do when you wake up?
  Em- Text you good morning
  Ayden- Same
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
  Em- Darker
  Ayden- I’m alright with my skin
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
  Em- You
  Ayden- You and the squad
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?  
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- Same
30. Do you ever want to get married? 
  Em- Yup.
  Ayden- Yes!
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- No
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
  Em- Oh my god. Pass?
  Ayden- I would get too self conscience. 
33. Spell your name with your chin.
  Em- ytdyjb
  Ayden- QAYXEN hey that was pretty close!
  Em- Proud of you.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
  Em- Yup. Softball.
  Ayden- I play ultimate frisbee but I would never say that in public.
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
  Em- TV
  Ayden- TV
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
  Em- No, I don’t think I have.
  Ayden- Of course
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
  Em- Ask them something about themselves.
  Ayden- “What are your thoughts on plums?”
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
  Em- Goofy, fun to talk to, not too serious, genuine, not judgmental, fun to be   around no matter what.
  Ayden- Fun, relaxed, positive, energetic. 
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
  Em- Target, Khols, Walmart (Don’t tell my mom)
  Ayden- In which to shop* don’t end your sentences with a preposition. But Target. 
40. What do you want to do after high school?
  Em- go to college and cry a lot. Surprise, it actually happened. 
  Ayden- It looks like we took accidentally took a quiz for the wrong age bracket.
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?’
  Em- No
  Ayden- Depends on what they did. So no.
42. If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?
  Em- Couldn’t tell you.
  Ayden- Usually I’m dissociating. Em says  I get that way when I’m very, very drunk. 
43. Do you smile at strangers?
  Em- Yep.
  Ayden- Uh huh
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
  Em- Bottom of the ocean
  Ayden- This is the hardest question yet. I guess Outer Space
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
  Em- The idea of going back to bed.
  Ayden- The need to pee.
46. What are you paranoid about?
  Em- Ooh boy. Being lonely, being constantly listened to, being followed, not being prepared.
  Ayden- That everyone I know and love only tolerates me. 
47. Have you ever been high?
  Em- No
  Ayden- Yes
48. Have you ever been drunk?
  Em- No
  Ayden- Yes. 
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
  Em- Not recently
  Ayden- Not really
50. What was the color of the last hoodie you wore?
  Em- Gray
  Ayden- Gray
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
  Em- Yes.
  Ayden- Yeah
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
  Em- Physical appearance 
  Ayden- How loud I can become
53. Favorite makeup brand?
  Em- Mermaid brand. Too bad it’s $100
  Ayden- Not a clue
54. Favourite store?
  Em- Target
  Ayden- We already answered this one.
55. Favourite blog?
  Em- I dunno
  Ayden- pics that make you go hmm
56. Favourite colour?
  Em- Green. Emerald green, not that dumb lime shit.
  Ayden- Pink
57. Favourite food?
  Em- Artichokes
  Ayden- Mozzerella sticks 
58. Last thing you ate?
  Em- Green pea crisps
  Ayden- A handful of shredded mozerella cheese like an animal.
59. First thing you ate this morning?
  Em- Eggs
  Ayden- Eggs
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
  Em- Yes. Jazz vocalist. And saxophone.
  Ayden- Yeah for theatre things in high school. Also the group i directed in college won the sing off which was amazing.
61. Been suspended/expelled? 
  Em- I’ve been suspended.
  Ayden- Same.
62. Been arrested? For what?
  Em- No
  Ayden- No
63. Ever been in love?
  Em- Yees
  Ayden- Yeah!
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
  Em- No. Thanks.
  Ayden- It was in her grandma’s basement. I had to duck because the ceiling was too low. 
65. Are you hungry right now?
  Em- No
  Ayden- Starving.
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
  Em- I do not have tumblr friends?
  Ayden- All of my tumblr friends are my real friends!
67. Facebook or Twitter?
  Em- Facebook
  Ayden- Twitter
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
  Em- Tumblr
  Ayden- I think they are very different mediums. 
69. Are you watching tv right now?
  Em- No
  Ayden- No
70. Names of your bestfriends?
  Em- Tori and Ayden
  Ayden- Em and Jess and Amy and Hayley and Alex!
71. Craving something? What?
  Em- Yes. Black cherry ice cream.
  Ayden- Yes. Mozz sticks.
72. What colour are your towels?
  Em- Black
  Ayden- Pink
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
  Em- 8
  Ayden- Too many, probably.
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
  Em- Yeah
  Ayden- No
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
  Em- I have no idea. 
  Ayden- 3. Exactly. 
75. Favourite animal?
  Em- Octopus and Gorilla. 
  Ayden- Turtles.
76. What colour is your underwear?
  Em- Right now? Pink floral
  Ayden- Gray and red
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
  Em- Vanilla
  Ayden- Vanilla
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
  Em- Pistachio
  Ayden- Cherry Cheesecake
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
  Em- Black and white stripes
  Ayden- Black
80. What colour pants?
  Em- Black
  Ayden- Denim
81. Favourite tv show?
  Em- Black Mirror
  Ayden- Scrubs
82. Favourite movie?
  Em- Big Fish
  Ayden- Pokemon the First Movie
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
  Em- Mean Girls
  Ayden- What a stupid question. Of course Mean Girls.
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
  Em- 21 Jump Street
  Ayden- Mean Girls
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
  Em- The boy who goes “She doesn’t even go here!”
  Ayden- Same
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
  Em- Dory
  Ayden- The turtle
87. First person you talked to today?
  Em- You
  Ayden- You
88. Last person you talked to today?
  Em- You, still? I don’t know what this question is asking me.
  Ayden- This question has a weird tense problem. 
89. Name a person you hate?
  Em- Donnie T
  Ayden- Donald J. Trump
90. Name a person you love?’
  Em- Barack Obama. Also you, but mostly Barack Obama.
  Ayden- Our lord and savior, Guy Fieri
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
  Em- Can’t say there is.
  Ayden- Not really.
92. In a fight with someone?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- I only hit someone once and it was when I was in 4th grade and he stole my yu gi oh card and I cried about it immediately after.
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
  Em- One
  Ayden- None
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
  Em- 4
  Ayden- Lots
95. Last movie you watched?
  Em- The Prestige 
  Ayden- The Prestige
96. Favourite actress?
  Em- Tinay Fey
  Ayden- Same
97. Favourite actor?
  Em- Robin Williams
  Ayden- Robin Williams
98. Do you tan a lot?
  Em- No? Like go out to tan? No.
  Ayden- I get really dark in summer, but once again I don’t know what the question is asking. :(
99. Have any pets?
  Em- a dog and 2 cats and a hamster
  Ayden- A fish named Steve
100. How are you feeling?
  Em- Fine
  Ayden- Pretty good!
101. Do you type fast?
  Em- Mmhmm
  Ayden- Yeah, I type decently quick.
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- Of course
103. Can you spell well?
  Em- No
  Ayden- I like to think I’m an ok speller.
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- Yup.
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
  Em- Mmhmm
  Ayden- Yes! 
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
  Em- They said I did, but I don’t think so.
  Ayden- Probably
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- These are a lot of yes/no questions.
108. What should you be doing?
  Em- Homework, probably.
  Ayden- Agreed.
109. Is something irritating you right now?
  Em- Nope
  Ayden- Not that I can think of.
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
  Em- Uh... yeah, I guess.
  Ayden- Probably
111. Do you have trust issues?
  Em- Yup
  Ayden- We already answered this exact question!
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
  Em- You
  Ayden- You
113. What was your childhood nickname?
  Em- Grace
  Ayden- Bug
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- Yep
115. Do you play the Wii?
  Em- Not anymore
  Ayden- I dooooooo.
116. Are you listening to music right now?
  Em- No
  Ayden- No
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
  Em- Mmhmm
  Ayden- Not particularly 
118. Do you like Chinese food?
  Em- Mmhmm
  Ayden- Yup!!
119. Favourite book?
  Em- Frankenstein 
  Ayden- Of Mice and Men
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
  Em- No
  Ayden- Not really.
121. Are you mean?
  Em- Not intentionally... 
  Ayden- I do my best not to be.
122. Is cheating ever okay?
  Em- No.
  Ayden- No.
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
  Em- No.
  Ayden- Absolutely not.
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  Em- No.
  Ayden- Nah.
125. Do you believe in true love?
  Em- Yep!
  Ayden- Uh huh
126. Are you currently bored?
  Em- Nope
  Ayden- No
127. What makes you happy?
  Em- You, music, golf with the boys
  Ayden- You, cheesecake, Christmas, Pokemon, 
128. Would you change your name?
  Em- Probably not
  Ayden- Nah
129. What your zodiac sign?
  Em- Sagittarius 
  Ayden- Taurus 
130. Do you like subway?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- Yeah!
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
  Em- Talk to them about it
  Ayden- Have a conversation about it.
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
  Em- We already did this one
  Ayden- uh huh
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
  Em- “So when you see someone’s hurt, and you need a hand, don’t forget me.”
  Ayden-”They told Rudolph he couldn’t pull sleighs! They told Pluto that it wasn’t a planet! But it keeps on spinning in its same old way, on and on, every day.”
134. Can you count to one million?
  Em- *does ‘what?’ hands*
  Ayden- huh
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
  Em- I lied about my height for no reason once. 
  Ayden- One time I told someone my eyes were hazel. They’re green. 
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
  Em- Ajar
  Ayden- Who sleeps with the door open?! 
137. How tall are you?
  Em- 5′6″ for real
  Ayden- 6′2″
138. Curly or Straight hair?
  Em- Curly 
  Ayden- Straight
139. Brunette or Blonde?
  Em- Wait is it what I prefer or what I am? Because I have red hair...
  Ayden- Brunette
140. Summer or Winter?
  Em- Summer
  Ayden- Winter
141. Night or Day?
  Em- Night
  Ayden- Day
142. Favourite month?
  Em- October
  Ayden- December
143. Are you a vegetarian?
  Em- Almost, since I started dating you.
  Ayden- Yes!!
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
  Em- Milk
  Ayden- Dark
145. Tea or Coffee?
  Em- Tea
  Ayden- Coffee
146. Was today a good day?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- Today was a great day
147. Mars or Snickers?
  Em- I don’t eat chocolate...
  Ayden- I’ve never had a Mars Bar. 
148. What’s your favourite quote?
  Em- “There’s not need to make a perfectly happy horse into an utterly miserable man.”
 Ayden- “Not even all the water in the entire ocean can sink a ship, but only if that water does not get inside.”
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- Nope.
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
  Em- “Your essence can not be downloaded, because your essence (which the company did not believe existed as a separate entity) gets spirited off to heaven.” From Sum by David Eagleman
  Ayden- “Pietro Balossino had stopped trying to penetrate his son’s obscure universe long ago.” From The Solitude of Prime Numbers by Paolo Giordano
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masterofmunson · 7 years
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Old Habits Die Hard
Bucky x Reader
REQUEST: Bucky with number’s 85. What’s wrong with me missing you?, 95. Tell me you need me., and 110. I’m sorry if I don’t want you to die!
Summary: In her eyes Bucky’s moved on, and she slowly is too, but when a mission goes haywire, he realizes just how much he misses her.
Warnings: pure angst, swearing, brief violence. (you’re going to hate me, yikes) I strongly suggest that you listen to Another Sad Love Song by Khalid, it’s loosely based on the song as well. Also, please read the comment and you’ll understand why I ended it the way I did. Hope y’all understand xx
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It wasn’t suppose to go down this way. The breakup was amicable. It wasn’t worth the angry tears and screaming matches in the middle of the night whenever Bucky came home late. She missed the old Bucky. The Bucky that would come home every day and shower her with love and affection, but then he disappeared. The good morning kisses halted and tight goodbye hugs became loose. She tried talking to him about it, but he just brushed it off and went to bed.
On one particular day she had enough. She thankfully had the day off and packed up all her things in their once shared apartment. Bucky had come home early that day and just let her pack without protesting. It hurt, but she did it. She deserved better. She deserved someone that would treat her right instead of brushing her off. She gave and gave and gave before she started to run on empty. She moved back into her room at the Compound and already felt better. She has her own space without having sadness plague her heart.
Months went by and she started to heal the scars that Bucky gave her. She went out more with Nat and Wanda and she felt happy. She didn’t have to worry anymore. That’s for whoever Bucky decides to be with next. It doesn’t hurt that much anymore whenever she sees him. They still worked pretty well together with very little small talk during missions, but outside of work, they no longer spoke. The little ache in her chest would grow ten fold the longer she remained in his presence. This was especially the case whenever he had a new girl with him at Tony’s parties and galas, but as time went on, the ache went away and she smiled whenever he smiled at his girl. She thinks her name is Chelsea. She’s sweet and has beautiful bright red hair and stunning green eyes. She works at one of the local coffee shops in the summer time and is a second grade teacher at the elementary school nearby during the year. He looks happy and that’s all she’s ever wanted for him.
“You doing okay, Y/n?” Sam asks her over the loud music in the club. It was one of those typical celebratory mission club-dates the teams went on every few weeks when all of them went on missions together. Y/n blinks out of her daze and looks over at her teammate and closest friend. She smiles softly at him and nods, sipping on the glass of wine she’s been nursing as she watches Bucky and Chelsea dance together.
“Yeah. I’m happy for him. That’s all I’ve ever wanted for him, to be happy, that is. Despite how we ended things, I think it’s for the better. He found someone, even if that’s not me. I think it’s better this way. I’m good,” she smiles at Sam.
Tony skips over to the pair and wraps his arm around her torso. She laughs and wraps her arm around his waist to distribute his weight evenly. With his free hand, Tony takes a sip of his beer.
“What’re you doing?” Tony slurs, “This is a party! Go dance! If you don’t dance, I’ll make you sing!”
Y/n rolls her eyes as the music changes to a more upbeat song by Beyonce. She grins and downs the rest of her wine and she searches the room for Wanda and Natasha and she pulls them with her to the dance floor. The alcohol is pumping through her veins and her head’s pounding against her skull as she dances and sings along to each song that blasts in the speakers. She hasn’t felt this light on her feet and in her heart in a long time and it feels good.
After another handful of songs, her feet ache and she’s ready to pass out from exhaustion. She excuses herself from her friends and grabs a cup of water and exits the room to step onto the balcony. The door hits something and she looks up, swallowing hard. Her eyes widen and it feels like she can’t breathe. Although she’s nearly over Bucky, seeing him kissing someone other than her left an ache in her chest. Bucky and Chelsea separate and both their cheeks flush a bright red as they get caught by his ex-girlfriend.
“Oh–God, I’m sorry,” she stutters embarrassingly, feeling the back of her neck get hot. “I just came to get some air, I’ll–I’ll go somewhere else.”
Before she gets to hear what Bucky has to say to her, she scurries out of the balcony and back into the party.
Days pass before Y/n and Bucky interact again. They’re on their way to a mission at some HYDRA base deep in Africa. Every time Bucky glanced at her she smiled at him like nothing happened between them. He wants so badly to talk to her about it, to explain himself, but he doesn’t need to. He doesn’t owe her an explanation because they’re not together anymore. In her eyes, he’s the happiest he’s ever been, but in his eyes, he’s the loneliest he’s ever felt.
Sure, he cares for Chelsea, but she doesn’t understand him. She doesn’t understand how terrible his nightmares could truly be. She doesn’t understand that being away days and weeks at a time is part of the job description. She doesn’t understand that the smallest things could trigger his PTSD. She doesn’t understand him like Y/n does—or did.
The jet touches down on the ground softly and Y/n gets up, prepping the rest of her equipment. Steve climbs back from the front of the jet and fixes his equipment. “Barnes, Y/L/N, you two will pair up and go retrieve the necessary files needed and you’ll meet Nat and I at the rendezvous point. She’ll disable security and once the mission’s complete, we rain down on the building like a bat outta hell, got it?” Steve instructs and they nod.
The back of the jet opens and Y/n and Bucky jog towards the building. They make quick work of the guards outside and use one of the security guards key’s to get inside. “We got inside. Do you know of the position of the computer system, Widow?” Y/n asks into the comm under her breath as they round each corner.
“Copy that, Sweet Tart,” Nat replies, making Y/n laugh under her breath. Her code name comes from the fact that she loves to eat the particularly tart candy and she’s often the sweetest to everyone she meets–outside of missions, that is. That’s what made Bucky fall in love with her. “Turn left.”
They round the corner and the computer center is standing right in front of them. Bucky wordlessly gives her her orders and she creeps to the door, placing her hand gently on the door knob. Bucky counts down with his fingers and she throws the door open, ducking when Bucky’s gun goes off, killing the HYDRA agents in the room. She moves quickly to a computer monitor and plugs in a USB port and Bucky watches her fingers move effortlessly along the keyboard, hey eyes scan the screen and she taps a few buttons, muttering tunes under her breath.
“Hey, Nat, are we still on our Beauty and the Beast date night when we get back? The movie came out today and I know you and I talk about seeing it together,” Y/n states into the comm.
Bucky rolls his eyes and bites back a scoff. She could never take missions seriously, and it always terrified him that she’d do something stupid. Now he doesn’t necessarily need to worry about as much as he did before when they were together.
“You betcha,” Nat replies. “Luke Evans is hot as hell. I can’t wait to see him.”
“God, I know!” Y/n agrees and he grits his teeth. “He’s definitely my type. He’s on my life of famous people I’d go to bed wi–”
“Would you shut up, Y/n!” Bucky growls angrily, cutting her off. His blood is boiling. He’s so goddamn angry at her. She’s talking to Nat like he’s not even there, as if they weren’t once dating and in love. God, he’s such a fucking fool. He took her for granted and she left in the end. She made him so damn happy and he just… let her go. What kind of person would do that? Him apparently. She turns towards him, shock clearly evident on her face as she processes his harsh tone.
Before she gets the chance to respond, her eyes widen to the size of saucers and she pulls the data into her pocket and shoves Bucky to the ground. A gunshot rings through their ears and a startled cry leaves her lips as the bullet digs into her shoulder. Bucky’s mouth widens and she glares at him. “Are you going to help us get out of here or what, Barnes?” she hisses, shooting the agent straight in the forehead as she knocks down a table and takes cover behind it as agents shoot at them.
Bucky blinks twice before coming back onto the ground and taking the remaining agents out. Y/n pants and peeks out of their hiding spot. “Nat, we got what we needed, what’s your status?” she pants, wincing at the bullet digging in her shoulder.
“Almost done, get back to the jet,” Nat replies.
Y/n stands up and Bucky follows suit as they make their way towards where they entered. She’s breathing hard and her steps are noticeably slower the more she walks. It worries Bucky. It makes him nervous. She doesn’t look good.
HYDRA agents swarm them and Bucky takes his group out with ease while Y/n struggles with one arm fully functioning. She cries out when an agent digs his filthy fingers into her gunshot wound. She can see stars and the pain is overwhelming her. She feels her legs give out underneath her and she desperately claws at her leg for a knife. She grabs the hilt and jabs the knife straight into his gut. He howls in pain and she kicks him off of her, pulling herself back up onto her feet. She’s panting hard and she shoots the remaining guards around her without thinking twice. Bucky stares at her and she turns on her heels, opening the door to the Compound, stomping towards the jet.
“What the hell was that?” Bucky snaps at her, throwing his gun onto the jet floor. She looks at him with a bored expression and shrugs off her tactical gear. “Do you know how reckless you were being, Y/n?!”
“Oh, I don’t know Barnes, why don’t you tell me?” she hisses back, grabbing the medical kit from one of the drawers as Natasha and Steve jog back onto the jet.
“Oh, I’m sorry that I don’t want you to die!” he howls.
“I don’t even get a ‘thank you’ from you! I saved your sorry ass so you could go home to your girl in one fucking piece without a bullet drilled into the back of your brain! God, you’re insufferable!” she shouts, sitting on the counter in the middle as Natasha helps her pull her battered t-shirt off and she hands her a belt to bite down on as she lies down. Natasha puts on gloves before grabbing the necessary tools to pull the bullet out of her shoulder.
“This may hurt a little, Y/n,” Natasha warns her as she puts a tool into her shoulder. Y/n cries into the belt, squeezing her fingers into tight fists and her back arches in pain. Tears blur her vision and it hurts for her to breathe, but she’d do it again and again if it meant that Bucky was safe–even if it meant that he didn’t appreciate it. “Got it!” Nat exclaims, pulling the bullet out of her shoulder and into a pan. “You were amazing, good job,” she praises her, helping her sit up as she grabs the necessary tools to stitch her up. Y/n nods lazily at her and keeps her eyes trained onto the ground as the needle pulls her skin together.
Weeks go by before she utters a single word to Bucky again. They were still so angry at each other. Her for him not thanking her for saving his goddamn life for the umpteenth time and him worrying about all that what-if’s if it wasn’t her shoulder. In that time frame, he broke up with Chelsea and spent most of his time training or out with Tony drinking until Tony couldn’t stand.
She was in therapy most of the time rehabilitating her arm and it hurt like a bitch most of the time, but it was worth it. She just wanted him to thank her for once in his life.
One night, she wakes up dripping in sweat from another nightmare. She sighs, kicking her feet out off her bed and she tugs her arm into the sling Bruce is forcing her to wear and she quietly makes her way to the gym.
Whenever she couldn’t sleep, she’d make her way towards the gym and run until she grew tired. It was good therapy for her. She was the only one up at this hour and she would be the only one occupying the gym, so she could run for as long as she wanted and listen to her music as loud as she could.
She turns her music on and steps onto the treadmill, beginning her workout. Her arm feels awkward in the sling, so she slows to a jog and takes it off, tossing it onto the empty treadmill next to her. She’s breathing hard, but it feels good. The endorphins run through her body and she feels a tug on her arm from running too fast and she winces with a loud whine, stumbling off the treadmill and onto her knees.
“Jesus, sugar, are you okay?” his voice rings through her ears as he hurries over to her and helping her to her feet. He looks at her with pure worry and she swallows hard.
“I’m fine, thanks,” she replies, gently pulling herself out of his embrace. She bends down to grab her sling before turning on her heels, walking towards the large glass double doors.
“Wait! Why are you up so late?” he asks her, grabbing at her arm again.
“Just another nightmare. It’s fine. I’ll leave you alone, g’night–”
“Why are you in such a hurry? I’m not going to do anything,” he asks, hurt laced in his words.
“I–I,” she stutters, feeling her face flush. There’s so much that she wants to say to him, but she doesn’t know how. She’s not suppose to feel anything towards him, yet she is, and it terrifies her. “I’m just really tired, that’s all,” she answers dumbly, rubbing her eyes, turning towards the door.
“Y/n, wait. I miss you,” he confesses quietly, causing her to freeze in her spot.
“What?” she asks shocked.
“I miss you,” he repeats, stepping closer towards her but she steps back.
“Don’t,” she commands softly, swallowing hard.
“What’s wrong with me missing you?” he asks.
“Everything!” she exclaims, feeling her skin get hot. “You treated me like shit when we were together and we always fought. You never appreciated the things I did for you. I took a goddamn bullet for you and you don’t even thank me, plus you have a girlfriend. You don’t get to miss me.”
“I broke up with her right when we got back from the mission,” he blurts. “She doesn’t understand me like you do.”
It feels like she can’t breathe and she blinks hard. “Oh.”
“God, I’m such an idiot for letting you go. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me and I just let you slip through my fingers.”
“You’re right. You are an idiot for letting me go, but that doesn’t change the fact that our relationship wasn’t healthy. We fought all the time until I had the guts to get up and leave. I admit, it was hard at first. You were my addiction and I loved you. You filled up my senses and then I just quit you like cold turkey. I think there will always be a part of me that will always love you, but I think it’s better this way. I think you should go to Chelsea and apologize. She needs you,” Y/n sighs, running her uninjured hand through her hair.
“Why would I go back to someone that I don’t love when the woman that I do love is standing right in front of me?” he croaks.
“Bucky, don’t. This is harder than it looks, but I need to do this.”
“Tell me you need me,” he pleads. “Tell me you need me just as much as I need you.”
“I’m sorry, Bucky. I can’t,” she sighs, leaving the room and his life.
A/N: Before you yell at me, let me explain. The way I wrote Bucky in this particular story makes him exhibit traits of a manipulative partner. He was attempting to guilt trip the reader into coming back to him by dropping the l-bomb and the ‘I need you’ phrase. Fighting, of course happens in relationships, but in this particular situation was NOT healthy, so I decided to keep the two a part because the reader aka YOU! deserve better. Hope you guys enjoyed this very angsty oneshot lol. 
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mslalaescargot-blog · 7 years
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101 things I’ve said while playing Persona 5
 ((Me and my siblings play persona sometimes when we’re real tired. I’m bad at video games. It’s a fun time.))
Yes, I did name my protag Enrique De Garza. I have headcannons about the spanish crimeboy if people want them.
1.       *Long and drawn out conversation about sexual favors on the school rooftop*
2.       *Torero (by Chayanne) lyrics* “Appropriate music.”
3.       “I’m blind and I don’t understand…”
4.       “What is Shakira doing right now?” “Body rolls?” *Sings Tight pants / Body rolls really loudly and obnoxiously*
5.       “There are two periods in the day: morning and even—” “I just want to be friends with my dad, okay?”
6.       “I want kindness! I wanna work at the flower shop!” “Nope, flower shop gives you kindness. You want charm.” “FUCK!”
7.       “What do we do in these safe rooms?” “MAKE LOVE”
8.       “I’m deaf. I’m deaf, I’m blind, I’m a baby kitten.”
9.       “David, you’re in my shirt.”
10.   “Ambush him!” “HAH!” *Opens menu* “…Fuck.”
11.   “Oh no, Ryuji’s dead. What can I do?” “Items. Or you can use skills if you have them. Or you can just kill him.” “WHAT?!”
12.   “Y’know, the Hairies are weak to gun. … Wait.”
13.   “Great, only one of my people has a brain, and that’s… Ryuji.”
14.   “Our father, who art in heaven, Safe Mode be thy name…”
15.   *Fergalicious lyrics* “Appropriate music.  I make the best playlists.”
16.   “I hope you’re happy with yourself. You were ambushed by two guys in flip-flops.”
17.   “I don’t wanna go back to the boobs…”
18.   “Menacing Owlman.” “Tag yourself. OMG. TAG YOURSELF.”
19.   “Well, obviously. It’s an authority figure. We need Ryuji.”
20.   “I mean… Ryuji’s tits are pretty fine, soo…”
21.   “Does it bother you that Igor goes *clacks teeth like a dinosaur* and still manages to make M and N sounds?”
22.   “Your BOY needs to chill the fuck out.” “My BOY takes after ME. I’m not sure he CAN.” “… Also your boy doesn’t say fuck.”
23.   “You aren’t allowed up here.” “Yeah, but what about the secret blowjobs? Can’t do that in the library, Makoto.”
24.   “I didn’t know we could make a bus uncomfortable.” “Bus blowjobs. Super secret.”
25.   “This just in: Ryuji is actually several majestic flip-flaps in a trench coat.”
26.   “Can I take a bath? I haven’t taken a bath in two weeks.” “YOU SMEEELLLLYY!”
27.   *Ann threatens to tear down Madarame’s shack* “Also, tearing that house down probably involves breathing lightly on the walls.”
28.   “Somehow I think ‘I gotchu Boo’ is a little out of character for Enrique.”
29.   “You know, cats can’t equip undies.” “Shame.”
30.   “Yeah, I do like your lady’s dress, Iwai.”
31.   “Y’all, I got three boys in undies who’re ready to fight.”
32.   “My nose is all itchy…” “AWWW…” “He’s a jock.”
33.   “Who is attacking me?” “GUYS!!!”
34.   “Um, excuse me, that was my… FUCK!”
35.   “It’s called PAINting for a reason!!!”
36.   “That will be your exfiltration route.” “I hate that.”
37.   “I am thou, thou art I. I exist amongst the merchandise as a frowny face.”
38.   “You know who I just figured out that Yusuke dresses like?” “Who?” “Mary Berry.”
39.   “Coffee Dad is unimpressed with my choice of friends.” “Your friends are unimpressed with your choice of friends.  Look at Yusuke.”
40.   “Does she actually day-dream about Ryuji?” “Only angstily.”
41.   “Oh, he’s actually going to corner me in a broom closet.” “Actually, I think you’re the one cornering him in a broom closet, but that’s beside the point.”
42.   “Is Enrique a dick?”
43.   “Enrique, being the bisexual beast that he is…”
44.   “Has the prick been bothering you, Yusuke?  Do we need to go on a date to take your mind off it?”
45.   “If anyone was a hooker, you’d expect it to be Ryuji…wait.”
46.   “We pray for the skinny gays, and hope that they learn…something.”
47.   “I feel like they’ve become my Tamogachis.  I need to feed them…”
48.   “Where is the D?” “Down at the top.”
49.   “’I walked Yusuke back to the station.’ Like a good date.” “We then made out obscenely in the train station.” “We made everyone uncomfortable.” “It was great.”
50.   “I’m sorry Ann, this is a boys-only treehouse.” “Except for Makoto.” “Oh, yeah.”
51.   “’Show me your true form!’” “NO!!”
52.   “Ruyji is blinged the fuck out. Like, look at him.” “He’s also inside you.”
53.   “It’s called High Pixie, and not… some mean name.”
54.   “Why is my boy so elegant?” “He does the Naruto run. It makes me angry.”
55.   “What about my security!?” “It was a bitch… But I’m bitchier.”
56.   “I am that jiggly sinner elephant.”
57.   “Where’s the *pterodactyl screech*??”
58.   “Stop giving genders to inanimate objects.” “Fuck you, I do what I want.”
59.   “And here we see the wild Joker, knocked on his ass.” “Isn’t he pretty?”
60.   “Yusuke! Where in your space pants are you keeping an assault rifle?”
61.   “You can’t make Ryuji hungry! He’s always hungry. It’s like trying to make the hulk mad.”
62.   “It’s knowledge going up, not charm…” “It’s always charm with Enrique.”
63.   “Oh, OK. So you’ve got eight days until your nudes are leaked.”
64.   *Mona, wearing a rainbow afro* “Wait, guys, something isn’t right…”
65.   “How do I get rid of the slime?” “You say ‘Release the Slime.’”
66.   “I like the one where Ryuji yodels and Ann tells him he’s cute.”
67.   “What? You don’t want to teach Zorro to break wind?”
68.   “Is that an assault rifle in your space pants or are you just happy to see me?”
69.   “If I wasn’t so opulent, I’d be a bit more peeved.”
70.   “Hey, Mishima. You want to join the harem?”
71.   “Yusuke, if you want to draw sexual tension, you have friends for that…”
72.   “Exactly. He’s a bus, and the wheels on the bus go round and round, motherfucker.”
73.   “Ugh, you scared him away!” “He can’t help it. Ryuji is spooky.”
74.   “WE NEED AS MANY PHANTOM THEIVES AS YEW CAN THROU DAUN”
75.   “So Yusuke is now lightly boiled…” “You mean…sleeping?”
76.   “Sword, how do you feel about smacking dem snake tiddies?”
77.   “You scared him off with your fuckin’ snoring, ya spoopy bastard.”
78.   “Fuck off, Kris. We can’t all have a level five knowledge stat, so shut your damn nose.”
79.   “Fuck, I just made out with Ann too. Accidentally. … Shit.”
80.   *continues to be distraught about having Ann as a side ho*
81.   “Yeah, Ryuji will just bust a move up in here and it’ll be shocking! …Ha! Puns.” *Nobody laughs*
82.   *Competent players having a legit conversation about comparative SP usage* “Hey! Can I talk to the box?!?” “… No.”
83.   “What? Your teammates? That one’s a mouse now, because fuck him, and your other guy friend? He is now a beautiful snake.”
84.   “You know what else is really beautiful?” “Mishima?” “ME.”
85.   *Far too many dick monster jokes for general health*
86.   “Damnit, they aren’t weak to smack!”
87.   “First I had to convince Sojiro to let me keep a cat, now I have to convince Sojiro to let me keep a Yusuke…”
88.   “Why do I get the sense you’re enjoying this?” “Because he’s fucking the culprit!”
89.   “I do want to spent my Hot Night with the Mishiman.”
90.   “Oh, hi Akechi.” “What?” “You see the guy buying Cinnabuns? Right there?”
91.   “Urgh… Morgana just needs to chill his beans.” “BEANS???”
92.   “They give you great spiritual power…” “And gas.”
93.   “No, I do not like that Fox. I would like him… in a box.”
94.   “Ya done spooked the Ryooj…”
95.   “Oh, yeah. Sae is ready to cut a bitch.” “And that bitch is Akechi.”
96.   “You wanna say that a little louder, Akechi? For the people in the back? Especially your…self.”
97.   *To Iwai* “You betcha, sweetums! …that is not the right name for you, sir. I’m so sorry.”
98.   “Fuck off, Friendly Girl.” “That was rude!” “Well, she was rude to me, so she’s not very friendly.”
99.   “God, Kawakami… It’s fine. I brought condoms.
100.   *Competent players having a legit discussion about social link points* “GUYS, we need to focus more on the important issue at hand! Mishima is still wearing clothes??” “… what?”
101.  “Yusuke doesn’t have cleavage!”
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foreheadface · 7 years
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1.     Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?
Spotify~
2.     is your room messy or clean?
Somewhere in between
3.     what color are your eyes?
Dark brown
4.     do you like your name? why?
I do~ I especially like that it’s longer than everyone else’s~ I’ve only met one person w/ the name Anastacia and it was spelled with ‘sia’ not ‘cia,’ it’s pretty unique~
5.     what is your relationship status?
Happily taken~
6.     describe your personality in 3 words or less
anxious, loud, geeky
7.     what color hair do you have?
Dark brown
8.     what kind of car do you drive? color? 
 I can’t drive. I am a legally blind individual. That question is kinda ablest…    assuming everyone drives...
 9.     where do you shop? 
           Everywhere if I can~
 10. how would you describe your style?
Cheap, geeky, stylish
 11. favorite social media account 
most definitely tumblr
 12. what size bed do you have?
Full sized.
 13. any siblings? 
One brother~
 14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
Hmmmm… harder questions… with you if I can help it~
 15. favorite snapchat filter?
The weird queen of hearts one…  
 16. favorite makeup brand(s) 
Trust Fund Beauty, Pixi, or NYX cos its cheap
 17. how many times a week do you shower?
….?? Everyday…?
 18. favorite tv show?
I love so many, it’s hard for me to decide on a favorite one…
 19. shoe size?
7
 20. how tall are you? 
5 foot 3
 21. sandals or sneakers?
Sandals if I can help it~
 22. do you go to the gym?
 No even though my keeps telling me to…
 23. describe your dream date
being with the person I love… doing anything, really~
 24. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
I don’t carry cash
 25. what color socks are you wearing?
Not wearing socks.
 26. how many pillows do you sleep with?
Too many but I feel weird if I have less than 4.
 27. do you have a job? what do you do?
Uhhhh I’m a Pokemon Mastter??? Champion of the Unova region, two times  over????
 28. how many friends do you have?
 A few I would consider as such
 29. whats the worst thing you have ever done?
I didn’t tell my mom I had a “lump” under my arm because I thought it was a       comically large cist and it ended up being a raised lymphnode, signifying my   cancerous blood….  I waited like 2 weeks to tell her. whoops
30. what’s your favorite candle scents?
 Coffee cake~
 31. 3 favorite boy names
…. Uhhhhh Darren, Joey, and Joe idek i’m starkid trash
 32. 3 favorite girl names
Alice, Euphemia, and Arbor
 33. favorite actor?
Woody Harrelson. Just… I just… I love him.
 34. favorite actress?
Shailene Woodley
 35. who is your celebrity crush?
Shailene Woodley... 
 36. favorite movie?
A tie between “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” and “See You in Valhalla”
 37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?
Moderately now that I have things to do… Anansi Boys or Stardust, both authored by the glorious Neil Gaiman.
 38. money or brains?
Brains
 39. do you have a nickname? what is it?
My family calls me Stacy Beth which is a combination of ‘Anastacia’ and ‘Elizabeth,’ the latter of which being my middle name. but like, if you’ll notice, those three names have the same amount of letters??? so i don’t really see how it’s a nickname???
 40. how many times have you been to the hospital?
Depends on if you mean the hospital in general or the emergency room? Either way, I’ve lost count.
 41. top 10 favorite songs
            1. This is Gospel by Panic! At the Disco
           2. Camisado by Panic! At the Disco!
           3. The Judge by T.O.P.
           4. The Love Club by Lorde
           5. One Day More from Les Mis
           6.  Satisfied from Hamilton
           7. Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd
           8. Losing Touch by the Killers
           9. Status Quo from Starship
           10. Breathe by Pink Floyd
 42. do you take any medications daily?
I used to take like 20 pills a day but now I just have to take multivitamins and a low-dose aspirin for my heart~ my anxiety meds are as needed.
43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
uhhhhh oily ish and rlly zitty
 44. what is your biggest fear?
Getting cancer again.
 45. how many kids do you want?
 I don’t really think about it. Mostly because I know so many people my age with kids and I just... I wanna live my life first...? Is that selfish? I suppose I might want them in the future if my future spouse does too… but if I ever have kids, I’m going to adopt.
46. what’s your go to hair style?
Brush it and go
 47. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
big-ish? 3-bedrooms and it’s a split-level. So three-ish floors, the top level is where the bedrooms are~
 48. who is your role model?
Colbie Smoulders
 49. what was the last compliment you received?
…. Uhhhhh… I can’t remember…?
 50. what was the last text you sent?
"okay~ :D i’ll be here~”
 51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
8. and I immediately told my 6 yr old brother.
 52. what is your dream car?
 /sigh Again with the Ablism?
 53. opinion on smoking?
Causes cancer. That’s not an opinion, that’s fact.  You do not want cancer. Trust me.
and also, theres this strange hipster dude in my speech class who always. smells. of cigarettes. it’s kind of disgusting.
D: he sits right next to me but it’s a full class so I can’t just move
54. do you go to college?
 yaaasss
 55. what is your dream job?
 I want to be an attorney
 56. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
 Uhhhh neither. I want to live in the city.
 57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
 Uh yeah its free.
 58. do you have freckles?
 No
59. do you smile for pictures?
 Yes.
 60. how many pictures do you have on your phone?
 Too many
 61. have you ever peed in the woods?
 I live in the southern us, so uh.... Yeah..
 62. do you still watch cartoons?
 Of course.
 63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
 I don’t go to wendy’s ever so the second one.
 64. Favorite dipping sauce?
 Ranch or cocktail sauce
 65. what do you wear to bed?
 A big t shirt, sometimes with shorts or pj pants
 66. have you ever won a spelling bee?
Yes and i’m not ashamed of it.
 67. what are your hobbies?
 Drawing and writing trash 
 68. can you draw?
 See above
 69. do you play an instrument?
 Not that talented..
 70. what was the last concert you saw?
 TWENTY ONE PILOTSSS!!! T.O.P.!!!
71. tea or coffee?
 Coffee
 72. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
 Starbucks
 73. do you want to get married? 
maaaaaaybe... If its with the right person~
 74. what is your crush’s first and last initial?
L. B.
 75. are you going to change your last name when you get married?
 No, srry Lindsay and heres why. Nothing fits with the first and middle names “Anastacia Elizabeth.” Nothing sounds right to me. Except for my last name. And besides, my name is who I am. I like my full name, a lot.. So uhhh… I don’t think so. 
Or we’d at least hyphenate.
 76. what color looks best on you?
I don’t know…. I’ve heard that red is my color a lot…
 77. do you miss anyone right now?
You know who I always miss~
 78. do you sleep with your door open or closed?
Closed
 79. do you believe in ghosts?
Of course- obviously.
 80. what is your biggest pet peeve?
I have too many to count…  
 81. last person you called`
@hot-for-justice
 82. favorite ice cream flavor?
Caramel Praline
 83. regular oreos or golden oreos?
Regular
 84. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
Rainbow~
 85. what shirt are you wearing?
A purple hi-lo tank top with lighter purple beachy flower on it~
 86. what is your phone background?
The WAA staff
 87. are you outgoing or shy?
Outgoing when I want/have to be.
 88. do you like it when people play with your hair?
not random ppl but like, lets you and me get together and i don’t know, you can play with my hair~ ;D 
 *cough*
89. do you like your neighbors? 
I did but they moved/died now, the houses around us are either rental or empty…
 90. do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? 
Both
 91. have you ever been high?
LOL WELL
 92. have you ever been drunk?
I honestly don’t think so.
 93. last thing you ate?
Chips/dip
 94. favorite lyrics right now
95. summer or winter?
summer
96. day or night?
the magic hours. 
97. dark, milk, or white chocolate?
dark chocolate.
98. favorite month?
September or October
99. what is your zodiac sign
cancer. LOL
100. who was the last person you cried in front of?
uhhhh.... I try not to cry anyways...I honestly have no idea... I think the last time I cried, I was alone so
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erudit0 · 7 years
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1-150 pussy you won't
I FUCKING WILL (im so sorry followers)
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
Meagan
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
I’m pretty outgoing
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
Family again
4. Are you easy to get along with?
Depends if you have the same sense of humor as me. If we don’t, I can come off a bit strong. If we do, we’ll be just fine.
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
Lmao no
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
My type seems to be “can kill me with their pinky and has colorful hair”
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
Who knows? Gotta stay positive :)
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
My friend Mandy :P
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Not even a little
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Probably Royce over at @hero-of-pixels​
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
“fIGHT ME”
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
The Dirt Whispered by Rise Against
R U Mine? by Arctic Monkeys
Looking Too Closely by Fink
Pedal to the Metal by Lazerhawk
Royals by Lorde (its old but fight me)
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
yES
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
I believe that sometimes rare things happen for no particular reason at all.
15. What good thing happened this summer?
I moved to Edmonton!
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Ye!
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
I hold the popular belief that our known realm is so unfathomably big that to presume that no other instance of creation could result in life other than our own is unlikely and unreasonable.
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
HELL NAH we’re nothing a like I only liked her bc she was quirky
19. Do you like bubble baths?
Hell yeah, I need to take more of those.
20. Do you like your neighbors?
The guy in the room next to me sings opera after 11 pm which was funny for the first week but not it really sucks.
21. What are you bad habits?
Biting my nails, coping in unhealthy ways, blaming myself for other people being dumb.
22. Where would you like to travel?
Europe, just all of it.
23. Do you have trust issues?
Yeye
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
Getting home :P
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
Chest
26. What do you do when you wake up?
Take meds and get ready for class.
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
In the summer I get tanned to the same tone my dad is and I like the colour because it allows me to actually have people believe me when I tell them that I’m very native (which I am).
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
I really don’t know anymore, sorry.
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
Literally not one, not once.
30. Do you ever want to get married?
Dude getting married would be so rad like being bound to someone you love n shit? Rad.
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
Nah
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
Eliza Taylor and Emma Stone probs.
33. Spell your name with your chin.
your name with your chin
also
ol8iuvfc
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
I play competitive dodgeball.
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
TV easily
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
ALL the time honestly.
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
I’ll either say something weird to draw attention like “how many times would a dude have to fuck a soup for it to become a chowder” or say something obviously awkward like “so.....nice weather huh?”
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
I like short girls, colorful hair, with a sharp wit and probably ten times smarter than me. A good sense of humor goes a long way. 
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
Steam, Amazon, and DMV
40. What do you want to do after high school?
I am attending University
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
I believe if they have earned it and genuinely want change.
42. If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?
I am either very distressed or very uncomfortable.
43. Do you smile at strangers?
I do!
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
Launch me into space. I don’t even need a space suit just fucken do it.
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
Dedication and motivation to improve myself.
46. What are you paranoid about?
Being out of the loop or different.
47. Have you ever been high?
Yep
48. Have you ever been drunk?
Yep
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
Not particularly
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
Navy blue :P
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
I did, and do here and there.
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
Appearance.
53. Favourite makeup brand?
I don’t use enough to give an opinion.
54. Favourite store?
I could spend hours in a boardgame cafe.
55. Favourite blog?
erudit0.tumblr.com
56. Favourite colour?
BLUUUUE
57. Favourite food?
I would sell my body for a good stir fry.
58. Last thing you ate?
French fries
59. First thing you ate this morning?
Subway
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
We won a dodgeball tournament earlier in the year.
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
I called my religion teacher in my christian school a creepy racist sexist homophobic pig.
62. Been arrested? For what?
A friend of mine was in an ambulance and I covered for him for police (EMTs knew everything though)
63. Ever been in love?
I think so.
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
We were drunk and she was hot.
65. Are you hungry right now?
I’m currently eating, but yes.
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
I don’t really have any tumblr friends, but a couple people on here are super cool :)
67. Facebook or Twitter?
Twitter
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
Tumblr
69. Are you watching tv right now?
Nope
70. Names of your bestfriends?
Royce, Mandy, Alice, and Max
71. Craving something? What?
Attention and validation, also stir fry.
72. What colour are your towels?
Gray
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I have a distinct lack of stuffed animals.
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
Like one.
75. Favourite animal?
I’m a fan of Owls.
76. What colour is your underwear?
Gray
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Vanilla
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
Oreo
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
Blue
80. What colour pants?
Blue jeans
81. Favourite tv show?
I’m really liking Brooklyn Nine-Nine
82. Favourite movie?
I really like Inception, Serenity, Rogue One, and The Grand Budapest Hotel
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
Never seen either
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
I’ve only seen 21 Jump Street
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
The mom is Amy Poehler so that’s cool
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
CRUSH
87. First person you talked to today?
Alice
88. Last person you talked to today?
You, anon.
89. Name a person you hate?
Trump
90. Name a person you love?
My friends
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
A few, but I don’t resort to violence unless in self-defence
92. In a fight with someone?
Yeah.
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
A lot cause I love myself.
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
A lot cause I love myself
95. Last movie you watched?
Rogue One
96. Favourite actress?
I have a lot of respect for Ellen Page
97. Favourite actor?
Keanu Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeves
98. Do you tan a lot?
I naturally tan in the summer.
99. Have any pets?
I have a cat and a dog back home.
100. How are you feeling?
I’m holding up
101. Do you type fast?
Not as fast as I used to.
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
I try not to, but yes.
103. Can you spell well?
I like to think I can.
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
See 102.
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
Yep!
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
Unfortunately I have
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
Hell yeah
108. What should you be doing?
Homework
109. Is something irritating you right now?
Ye
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
YEP
111. Do you have trust issues?
You already asked this
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Jon
113. What was your childhood nickname?
Toucey (pronounced Tukey)
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
Ye!
115. Do you play the Wii?
Not often
116. Are you listening to music right now?
I am!
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
There’s better soup
118. Do you like Chinese food?
Ye!
119. Favourite book?
The Hunger Games
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
I used to be but I’m good now.
121. Are you mean?
I can come off as mean but I honestly don’t intend to.
122. Is cheating ever okay?
Only if the cheater is in a situation that it would be unsafe for them to be upfront.
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
Nah
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nope, that would be lust
125. Do you believe in true love?
I do
126. Are you currently bored?
A bit, but I might go in the lounge to fix that.
127. What makes you happy?
Friends, creating, feeling accepted
128. Would you change your name?
Nope!
129. What your zodiac sign?
Gemini but like, but less than 2 hours from Cancer
130. Do you like subway?
Yes to both kinds.
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
That would literally never happen
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Answered
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
“This one’s for the boys with the boomin’ system, top down AC with the coolin’ system”
134. Can you count to one million?
Probably? Never tried.
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
I’m not high
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
Closed and locked
137. How tall are you?
6′2
138. Curly or Straight hair?
Curly :D
139. Brunette or Blonde?
Brunette
140. Summer or Winter?
Summer
141. Night or Day?
Night
142. Favourite month?
June
143. Are you a vegetarian?
Nope
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
White chocolate!
145. Tea or Coffee?
Coffee
146. Was today a good day?
It was alright
147. Mars or Snickers?
Snickers
148. What’s your favourite quote?
“ “Destiny guides our fortunes more favorably than we could have expected. Look there, Sancho Panza, my friend, and see those thirty or so wild giants, with whom I intend to do battle and kill each and all of them, so with their stolen booty we can begin to enrich ourselves. This is nobel, righteous warfare, for it is wonderfully useful to God to have such an evil race wiped from the face of the earth.""What giants?" Asked Sancho Panza."The ones you can see over there," answered his master, "with the huge arms, some of which are very nearly two leagues long.""Now look, your grace," said Sancho, "what you see over there aren't giants, but windmills, and what seems to be arms are just their sails, that go around in the wind and turn the millstone.""Obviously," replied Don Quijote, "you don't know much about adventures.” ― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote “
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
I’m not sure
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
“The announcement from the Ministry of Plenty ended on another trumpet call andgave way to tinny music. Parsons, stirred to vague enthusiasm by the bombardmentof figures, took his pipe out of his mouth.“
1984, George Orwell
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THERE YOU GO  
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munchkinphobia · 7 years
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I don't make the rules but you should answer all of the asks
You asked so i guess i’m gonna do them all
1:Is there a boy/girl in your life?
If this is meant in the way of something like a relationship then no but i’ve got so many great friends that i feel they are the light in my life at the moment 
2:Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
I do, they’ve made up for what they did 
3:What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
Cats, and also Riley 
4:What’s something you really want right now?
Not to be sitting alone 
5:Are you afraid of falling in love?
Definitely not 
6:Do you like the beach?
Very much so, being at the beach means water and i really love swimming 
7:Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
yup
8:What’s the background on your cell?
fireflies
9:Name the last four beds you were sat on?
mine???
10:Do you like your phone?
It’s pretty good 
11:Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
I don’t know, i’ve always been more of a fly by the seat of your pants kind of person 
12:Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
Jenna
13:Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
Rottweiler
14:Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
Definitely emotional, felt enough of both to be a good judge 
15:Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
Both are good options, i think it would depend upon who i was going to be there with
16:Are you tired?
always, life of a post secondary student 
17:How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
All my life 
18:Are they a relative?
yup
19:Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
Pretty well all of them except one
20:When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
i’m not sure
21:If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
If i had been with them for awhile yes, otherwise i don’t think i’d be comfortable with so much commitment so fast 
22:Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yup
23:How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
none no, 3 earlier today 
24:Is there a certain quote you live by?
not really 
25:What’s on your mind?
Mainly focused on just trying to make it through the day to day, that and trying to find someone to spend it with 
26:Do you have any tattoos?
No, but i’ve been thinking about getting one a lot as of late
27:What is your favorite color/s ?
Blues and purples 
28:Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
Not a clue 
29:Who are you texting?
Currently no one, i am really bad at keeping in touch with people   
30:Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
I don’t think so 
31:Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
That happens a lot 
32:Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
Answering this is difficult as the opposite of what i identify as is something i don’t really understand, what’s the opposite of someone who identifies as nothing???
33:Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Not really, i have trouble imagining people looking at me and thinking of me that way
34:Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
once
35:Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
I would probably be happy for them 
36:Were you single on Valentines Day?
Every year that i’ve existed so far i have been single on valentines day 
37:Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
Yup, we’re making it work as friends 
38:What do your friends call you?
My name ?
39:Has anyone upset you in the last week?
To be honest someone i don’t even know managed to upset me this week
40:Have you ever cried over a text?
Only once
41:Where’s your last bruise located?
Stomach/ Side 
42:What is it from?
Standing up for a very nice couple 
43:Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
Right before Christmas 
44:Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
My mom 
45:Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
not really 
46:Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
I am personally against hats, i don’t like how they feel on my head 
47:Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
nope, because then i couldn’t have colorful hair 
48:Do you make supper for your family?
sometimes
49:Does your bedroom have a door?
yup 
50:Top 3 web-pages?
Youtube, Tumblr, Roosterteeth
51:Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
Me
52:Does anything on your body hurt?
Pretty well everything above my waist 
53:Are goodbyes hard for you?
yup, i don’t like to see people go 
54:What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
water 
55:How is your hair?
Flamboyant 
56:What do you usually do first in the morning?
Hide under my blanket trying to not face my day 
57:Do you think two people can last forever?
I do 
58:Think back to January 2007, were you single?
Yup 
59:Green or purple grapes?
Green, unless you can have concord 
60:When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
next time i see one of my friends 
61:Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
I’m okay where i am right now 
62:When will be the next time you text someone?
I have no clue
63:Where will you be 5 hours from now?
Hopefully sleeping 
64:What were you doing at 8 this morning.
Sitting at school watching youtube 
65:This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
Nobody
66:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
There’s quite a few actually, my friends have the uncanny ability to make me very happy 
67:Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
nope
68:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
i can’t remember 
69:Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
many times
70:How many windows are open on your computer?
Seven, but they’re spread over three monitors 
71:How many fingers do you have?
10
72:What is your ringtone?
I actually don’t know, my phone never comes off vibrate
73:How old will you be in 5 months?
19
74:Where is your Mum right now?
upstairs 
75:Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
Because i couldn’t spend enough time with her 
76:Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
Nope
77:Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
most of them
78:Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
Yup
79:Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
Yup
80:Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
a few times  
81:How many people have you liked in the past three months?
Not really anyone in particular 
82:Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
nope
83:Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
There’s no one in particular right now so i doubt it 
84:You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
I don’t know, i’m not really that person 
85:If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
A little
86:What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
I guess it would be that i got to see star wars 
87:Who was your last received call from?
Johnathon 
88:If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
Most likely not 
89:What is something you wish you had more of?
Time
90:Have you ever trusted someone too much?
Yup
91:Do you sleep with your window open?
I would if i hadn’t broken it 
92:Do you get along with girls?
usually 
93:Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
I don’t think so but my memory isn’t always the best 
94:Does sex mean love?
In my case yes because i’m a very jealous person but for humanity as a whole no, some people can seperate pleasure from commitment 
95:You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
Eventually it may become one but i doubt it will be a big issue 
96:Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
Nope 
97:Did you sleep alone this week?
Yup
98:Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
If my friends count yes, but someone of my own no 
99:Do you believe in love at first sight?
yeah
100:Who was the last person that you pinky promise?
I have no clue 
So i think i answered all of these properly but if you want to know more don’t hesitate to ask 
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