Humans Are Space Orcs

Take, for example-

Alien: Human, what is this Menstruation I keep hearing about? Also known as a form of punctuation in a sentence, Period?

Human: oh yeah since I didn’t get pregnant all the unfertilized eggs kinda leak out. Lol.

Alien: 0.0?

Human: yeah it happens annoyingly often. personally i get cramps and stuff but some other girls will get like. huge blood clots and pass out and get sick and can even lose feeling in some limbs from the pain. crazy how nature works huh?

Alien:

Alien: I want to go home now.

Jake is so real because if I had stretchy powers I'd be 100% doing stupid shit like this

"Jerry's place" was a giant coffin ⚰️💀🦴

egyptian clay fish c.14th century BC/the rainbow fish by marcus pfister, 1992

Humanized versions of Chayanne and Tallulah 💛💜✨

Close-up of the two

Perfect excuse to draw bunny drarrys this easter holiday 😂 (prank gone wrong perhaps?)

Bonus drarry dads & Scorpius egg hunt!

happy australian threshold day i love you all thanks for sticking with me for three years or if youre new hi i love threshold :) ill plug me and alice's threshold au blog @voyagerihardlyknowher where we put all of our threshold au content go look at it its so clean and beautiful

doodled some inspies from @jellybeansarecool's fic Nesting with Kathryn building a nest out of Chakotay's clothes and bed sheets :)

ummmmmmm some misc just lizard janeway doodle stuff and also some Janeway in Q2 getting turned into lizzy by Junior. :3 FOR FUN.

Draw Neves at the bar , trauma dumping to heket (she's the bartender)

HFSLKJGKDGJLJKLDS pls this is so funny to me. Neves is a mess when she's drunk. she is now Heket's burden....here she is telling a very silly story

fallen

jumpscare

[ID: A cartoon drawing of Slimecicle and Juanaflippa, she's on Slime's arms as she has a blank stare at his shoulder, her body is loose as Slime has one hand on the top of her head (the other arm holding her by the side of her torso) he has a disturbed / scared / shocked expression, looking up, not at her, his brows furrowed, his pupils are unfocused. There's blood that has the color of a TV glitch, it's coming from Juana's head, and is on Slime's hand, that is holding her close to him. The TV glitch colours are on Juana's pupils as well. Juana has a human appareance, brown hair tied in 2 pigtails, she has glasses, a yellow t-shirt, a red shirt under, she has some dark green shoes, combining with a skirt of the same color, white baggy socks. She has red horns, wings and tail dragon-like. The background is black, a TV-static texture coming from Slime's head. There are 2 lines resembling their heart's pulse, first one is white, it's from Slime, its a quick one, going up and down, agitated, and the second is from Flippa, a pink line with no sign of life. The drawing is a reference to a painting called "Ivan the Terrible and his son Ivan". ]

Wayneradiotv eating a raw egg stimboard

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For @rk1k-prompt-week's event

Prompts: Failed Revolution/ Leave him alone

Triggers : Sexual Content/Expansion/Inflation/Ovipositor[Mature +18 Minors /Ageless DNI]

💚Imagine saying good night to your monster lover,who happens to be a cuddly warm moth that plans to keep and breed you,because they fell madly in love. Your innocent kindness wormed its way into their heart!

Being full at night or any time for the matter is always good. Even if your body creaked or clattered You craved more eggs! Your hunger to be plump was insatiable and thirst to lay them could not be staved off. Was it something your kind lover did to you?

the deeper they went,the more you squealed and spurted in delight,full to the max with eggs and inflated with hot seed. You would orgasm during laying the eggs.. But after they were layed,You demanded more,and your lover gladly obliged,as you would beg on your knees for it.

Goodnight my dear..I will always keep you full. Of course,that's what my little human enjoys! Yes my little breeder! You're mine! 💚

🥚PSPSPSPS E G G L O V E R S

We need an egg tag of being full of eggs and blowing off steam at the same time...Eggspansion?Eggasm?🥚

Prompt 60

Danny would like everyone to know that this was not his fault. It’s not his fault that another amulet got lost in the human realm (thank you Aragon, he hates you for this) nor is it his fault it’s been broken! He was just going to take it from the museum and was both invisible and intangible! It’s not his fault another thief got there first alongside a vigilante and they panicked when seeing the amulet started floating. It is so not his fault that there is now an entire city of dragon… dragon shifters… whatever! And it’s not his fault he’s stuck as a baby dragon right where the the amulet shattered, which leads to misunderstandings. How was he supposed to know this wasn’t his world and the english isn’t the same?!

slime time!!! + headcanons (y juevos)