Fit: This fcking edgelord, this fcking edgelord, motherfcking "crawling in my skin, these wounds, they will not heal" ass btch. [Looking at chat] Uberchain says "Get away from him, get a job."

Fit: [Sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry! Oh, have I upset some of you in the stream chat? You say "my husband"— don't make me say it. You're a Huevito, so don't you mean OUR husband? Some of you forget, this works both ways. Just like Ramon is our child, your Sebastian is our husband! Chat, it works both ways! It takes two to tango, a street goes in two directions. Even a one-way if you're ambitious enough.

Chatter: So is Pac our boyfriend?

Fit: Whoa— wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE— There's an asterisk! There's an asterisk, ok? There's an asterisk. You forget though– [Laughs] Rules for– [Laughs again] Ok: rules thee, not for me. Rules for thee, not for me. Rules for thee, not for me. That's right, so you're up sht creek, sorry about that. Too bad, so sad. Better luck next time. RIP bozo, rest in piss.

🐉

ig we're not sharing Pac

"If I'm doing Stardew Valley co-op with Pac later in the week, then technically I'm gonna have to cheat on somebody. Cause, I mean, Pac was here first, so. Im gonna have to cheat on somebody. I mean I'm Italian, I'm genetically like... I'm gonna cheat."

INSANE QUOTE FROM FITMC 😭😭😭 THIS IS WHY PEOPLE THINK YOU TWO ARE DATING IRL

Tio Fabio Vs qFit fist fight no rules who's winning

first time chatter came into Fit's stream like "2b stream when" and my first thought was "that's very against TOS" and my second thought was that if they're a FitMC youtube watcher and they've never seen one of his twitch streams they might just have their entire image of Fit shattered if they stay in the stream too long and that would be super funny

This cursed thing I did a while ago

Catboy Fit, anyone?

Tio Fabio and his love interests

god i love the huevitos so much it’s unreal

poppy or peppers or both— we all know when pac arrives on wednesday it’ll be fitpac or death

Heard that we were drawing hideduo kissing…?

Fit: Anything could happen [with Shane and Penny]! Although, if I'm doing Stardew Valley co-op with Pac later in the week, then technically I'm gonna have to cheat on somebody. 'Cuz I mean, Pac was here first, so... I'm gonna have to cheat on somebody.

Fit: I mean, I'm Italian, I'm genetically like– I'm gonna cheat. [After a minute] It's a joke, people, it's a fcking joke! It's a fcking joke! I would not cheat on someone just because I'm Italian.

IM CRYING MY HEAD HURTS fitmc: wait a minute(х4) ......There's an asterisk(х2), okay? You forget that (laugh) RULES FOR THEE, NOT FOR ME'

WEDNESDAY STARDEW COOP AND THURSDAY IT TAKES TWO

PAC AND FIT ENJOYERS WE HAVE WON SO HARD

(Fit emphasized it could change but idc im too happy to care)

Fit and Pac's plans at the moment, subject to changes, are:

Stardew Valley on Wednesday

It takes two on Thursday

We're likely getting a FitMC and a Pac stream potentially Wednesday AND Thursday.

Wednesday: Stardew Valley co-op

Thursday: It Takes Two