#funny right | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

val-thomas · 1 year

Text

Humans Are Space Orcs

Take, for example-

Alien: Human, what is this Menstruation I keep hearing about? Also known as a form of punctuation in a sentence, Period?

Human: oh yeah since I didn’t get pregnant all the unfertilized eggs kinda leak out. Lol.

Alien: 0.0?

Human: yeah it happens annoyingly often. personally i get cramps and stuff but some other girls will get like. huge blood clots and pass out and get sick and can even lose feeling in some limbs from the pain. crazy how nature works huh?

Alien:

Alien: I want to go home now.

#alien: your organs just leak out???#human: no no no it's the eggs #alien: YOU LAY EGGS??#like honestly humans? crazy #dont even get me started on bones and joints #meme #humans are space orcs #i feel like if we ever made contact with aliens they would leave immediately #lol #funny right

236 notes · View notes

beebfreeb · 3 days

Text

#funny talking tag #My favorite thing to do is HC characters as trans but also that they've never heard that term before and act accordingly.#My other favorite thing to do is make characters repressed.#My other other favorite thing to do is make a character go ''I feel like a(n) object/animal/thing pretending to be a man/woman''#''but I don't really care about that right now I have a job''#Anyway while this post can be about whichever characters you feel fit I made this with a certain character in mind.#(Dimentio of SPM fame) (He has something really specific going on that makes me cackle) (You can ask me about it)

15K notes · View notes

bereft-of-frogs · 19 days

Text

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things #full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes #because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner #'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon'#and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is #at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all #please tell me you know that #or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy #being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'

13K notes · View notes

notherpuppet · 2 months

Text

“Look who joined the team! 📻♥️ #livinglegend #hot100 #goham”

#someone on twitter said Alastor in modern clothes looks like if he joined the Vees and they’re so right #this is a cursed image #its also so funny drawing this because he would really never join their team LOL #hazbin hotel #the vees #Vox #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #my doods #staticradio

13K notes · View notes

mostly-funnytwittertweets · 1 year

Text

#trans rights #trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #memes #meme #lol #funny #tweets #tweet #twitter

60K notes · View notes

yantao-enthusiast · 3 months

Text

sending love to all my genderqueer swifties out there. nothing but love. maybe an invitation to talk to me. idk.

#imagine this line as badly cut audio #wondering- if i was a man #funny right #we should all start a club #(me talking to the invisible audience)#anyways!#taylor swift #swifties #taylorswift #taylor nation #taylor swift eras #queer community #queer #lgbtqia #lgbtq #lgbtq community #genderqueer #genderfluid

1 note · View note

yurimartyr · 5 months

Text

There are Christmas decorations in the stairway of my apartment building.... In November....

#whore's bible #the joke is that im complaining about it for being in november #when its the last day of November #aka i am being unnecessarily pedantic #funny right #this joke was brought to you by squarespace #Squarespace is an online platform where you can make a professional website in minutes #idk LOL

1 note · View note

beif0ngs · 2 months

Photo

alright look, i just wanna know who is the writer that came up with the dumbass idea of replacing the line “Ever since I lost my son, I think of you as my own” with “Lu Ten would have been proud to have you as his father” in this scene for the Netflix live action series???

#atla #Avatar the Last Airbender #atlaedit #animationedit #Zuko #Uncle Iroh #*mine #GIVE ME THE NAME!!!!!#and it's funny how they chose to keep most of the lines almost verbatim in this scene but then replaced the MOST important line...#seriously who in their right f*cking mind thought that was the better line to say in this context HUH???#the way it was originally written was such an important highlight of this scene too!!#IT LITERALLY SUMS UP IROH AND ZUKO'S ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP IN ONE SENTENCE #like i know certain dialogues can't be translated well into live action and some changes are necessary #but there was absolutely NO reason to change this particular line whatsoever in this specific scene

6K notes · View notes

ninjasmudge · 2 months

Text