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The opposite of a sneep
what the fuck is a boop
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Imagine being an alien and hearing this from a human (who the alien has already decided is horrifyingly adept at surviving) and just having your entire world rearranged. Because the human can bite and kill and sweat minerals and have the determination of a rock, but shrimp are somehow better.
Alien- “What do you mean, shrimp colors?”
Human- “Oh! Shrimp can see a million different variants of the colors we can see now. Because they have more of the rods in their eyes than humans have.”
Alien- “But… I thought humans were the apex predator?”
I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend
#maybe the true eldritch horror is the shrimp we met along the way#meme#shitpost#goblincore#incorrect quotes#like honestly humans? crazy#humans are space orcs#humans are strange#i feel like if we ever made contact with aliens they would leave immediately
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“I’m gods messenger, not a tattletale.”
-My dear, wonderful friend, who moments after saying this nearly ate shit on the sidewalk.
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Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
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My brother has moved out.
The house is far too quiet now.
#i cannot believe i am saying this but i miss hearing his music from the other room#everyone is quiet#he took the music with him i am sad.
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Update: she has fallen into the warrior cats pipeline. I am raising a furry.
i started playing undertale in front of my younger sister… two hours have passed and she is now fully immersed in the undertale universe. My goal in life is complete.
#God himself would tremble before my infuence#lmao#if she turns into a furry yknow what im cool with it#yall be chill asf#furries#undertale#pipeline#warrior cats#furry#as long as she gets me stuff from con ill be supportive#why do people dislike furries anyway?#yall are so funny#the chillest dudes on earth fr
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RAAHH JUMPSCARE JUMPSCARE
#throwback to when i had to explain the thomas jefferson incident to my mom#thomas jefferson#look man if you get it you get it idk what else to say#oh so you're a tumblr user?#jumpscare#all i have to do is show you this specific purple and you'll burst into tears#dont fuck with me ive got thomas and hatsune miku on my side#meme#throwback#trauma <3
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i started playing undertale in front of my younger sister... two hours have passed and she is now fully immersed in the undertale universe. My goal in life is complete.
#Papyrus is her favorite#although tbh mine too#papyrus#undertale#deltarune#sans#sans undertale#she's mad at me because i refuse to spoil the good ending#meme#we're looking at the store to see if there is any deltarune merch of the little blue guy she loves so much lol
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Humans Are Space Orcs
Take, for example-
Alien: Human, what is this Menstruation I keep hearing about? Also known as a form of punctuation in a sentence, Period?
Human: oh yeah since I didn’t get pregnant all the unfertilized eggs kinda leak out. Lol.
Alien: 0.0?
Human: yeah it happens annoyingly often. personally i get cramps and stuff but some other girls will get like. huge blood clots and pass out and get sick and can even lose feeling in some limbs from the pain. crazy how nature works huh?
Alien:
Alien: I want to go home now.
#alien: your organs just leak out???#human: no no no it's the eggs#alien: YOU LAY EGGS??#like honestly humans? crazy#dont even get me started on bones and joints#meme#humans are space orcs#i feel like if we ever made contact with aliens they would leave immediately#lol#funny right
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desperately wishing the world would hurry up and end already so i can go apeshit and wear the post-apocalyptic outfit of my dreams>>>>>>>>
#like please#hurry up#meme#post-apocalyptic#writing prompt ig#i just want to wear a thick coat and a mask and carry weapons and be all threatening#this is probably a sign of mental illness tbh#just wish i could wander empty streets and make allies on my way#maladaptive daydreaming
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oh no! the song that came on my playlist did not meet the exact mood and tone for what i was writing! time to re-create the city of new york inside of minecraft for an hour instead of doing something productive! 🤣🤣🤣
someone please end my life.
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addicted to leaving tags on posts. look at my thoughts boy
#a little eldtritch creature#leaving small pebbles by big trees#a little here#a little there#helping the drainage of small plants by placing pebbles near its roots
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[id: screenshots of tiktok captions. the images say, “but the only reason we still love princess diana is because she did not have the time to disappoint us.”]
begging queer kids to read up on princess diana’s involvement with the community. yes, she was a rich, pretty monarch. yes, she died young.
but the reason why queer people love her is because she used her privilege during the aids crisis to advocate for sick queer men, when very few others would - much less someone of her status.
diana spent years advocating for the health and care of queer people with hiv/aids. in 1987, at the height of the epidemic, she opened the first specialist clinic dedicated to treating aids patients (the first clinic of it’s kind in the uk).
she also fought public hysteria by hugging and shaking bare hands with aids patients, at a time when aids was thought to be spread by skin to skin contact. not only that, she visited patients in the clinic regularly and even comforted them through their sickness.
and when queen elizabeth told her to try focusing on “something more pleasant”?
diana ignored her and kept fighting.
and this is only her work towards the aids crisis. she publicly called out the royal family, brought attention to numerous world issues, and was known as an advocate for empathy and kindness. she’s known and loved as the people’s princess for good reason
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my brain as soon as i get into bed: and now we stay up until 3AM crafting scenarios that could never possibly happen.
#haha#i have been diagnosed with so many mental illnesses#meme#ao3 and spotify am i right#maladaptive daydreaming#help 😀
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sometimes life is just laying face-down on the floor for hours. and thats ok.
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the fact that i know exactly who said this and when says a lot about my life tbh
You're laughing. Frank the chocobo's unstoppable womb has girlbossed Tubbo's server into the sun and you're laughing.
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