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Jake is so real because if I had stretchy powers I'd be 100% doing stupid shit like this
#nom nom nom#mmm egg in me#adventure time#finn mertens#jake the dog#jake adventure time#finn the human#finn adventure time#adventure time quotes#jake is so real#i love this show
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this is the second time I've made chicken paprikash, and it was even better this time around!
this time I added bell peppers, garlic, and cayenne pepper - and I used a non-stick pan, so it was both easier to make and tastier to eat! :D
#dracula daily#food#chicken paprikash#paprika hendl#personal#sbs rambles#also this will last me six meals#since I serve it on egg noodles#so I will be eating well for a while#mmm#damian-janus-pendragon#ask meme#asks#not requests
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Happy egg family part 8!! The finale!!!! Foolish, Vegetta, and Leonardo!! My little gays- GUYS I MEANT GUYS. (Sorry not doing Brazilian family cause drawing five people at once makes me shrivel up)
#forgive me for not drawing shirtless vegetta#I am incapable#of#draw#mmm#yeah#qsmp#qsmpblr#qsmp eggs#qsmp foolish#foolish#foolish fanart#foolish gamers#qsmp vegetta#vegetta777#foolish777#vegettagaymer#GAY#MER?#GAYMER#YES#foolish gay er#suit#*shit#foolishgaymer#qsmp leonarda#mybabies#love my eggs my little huevos <3#egg
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What’s your favorite kind of bread
ooough thats a hard question, i love a good cinnamon apple or banana nut bread, and garlic bread is divine, but i'd probably have to rank pumpkin bread above them all.
if you mean only plain breads accounting for different textures... naan and focaccia are amazing of course but i think my favorite is a soft dinner roll, especially those made just a bit fluffier and sweeter with a touch of honey and scalded milk in the dough
#or as my family called them growing up: alien eggs#mmm this ask made me hungry#and i dont have the things to make either pumpkin bread or bread rolls rn.... alas#anon#pocket talks to people
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Just realized there was a miniature pan of scrambled eggs next to that burger I reblogged, ??
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I never had blackberry or blueberry pie but they look good or sour cherry pie GODDDD
I'm so hungry I'm getting nauseous lmfao
I’ve only had blackberry pie once and i was really mad bc I spent a long time fresh picking the blackberries only for my friends mom to put MINT in the pie which made it taste kinda bad :///
But blueberry or sour cherry pie MMMMMMM when it’s still a little warm and gooey OH GOSH, HELLO!!!!!! Put some ice cream on there too and you will have a orgasm! Yum <3
Go and get some snacks tho legend!!! A nice meal or lil something sweet for yourself😚😚😚
#and tell me what it is#if you can get one that is!!!#I always hate being hungry when I don’t have access to food cuz then it’s like#even a boiled egg sounds like a delicacy LOL#anyway I love snacks!!!! so eat something good so u can feel better!!!#or maybe take a trip to a bakery and see if they have pie#or even make one mmm#strawberry rhubarb….#hunger nauseous is the devil tbh#ask#anon#caitie chats#eating tw
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That “food you wanted to eat so badly from cartoons” thing except the things i wanted to eat werent even food. Smash like if you wanted to eat the rubies from aladdin
#Also i wanted to eat the fish eggs in finding nemo Sorry.#Red activates my monkey cortex and makes me go mmm tasty fruit me likey#emf
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i dream of eggs over easy
#lynx speaks#mmm.. yum#my friend made me avocado toast with eggs over easy on top and. babes i think i get why people enjoy food#its not that i havent eaten yummy food in my life#its just. everything seems like a whole lotta hassle#but as i get older i find myself wanting to relish in that hassle and the time it takes and the work to get something done how i like it#my parents made food utterly unenjoyable and the effort to make that food even moreso#so its nice to discover that this whole cooking thing is actually pretty damn snazzy AND u get a lil treat after (a gift from u to u 😘)#these are SUCH funny tags to put under 'i dream of eggs over easy' but literally i cannot fully express how healing it is#to have the desire to cook for myself and eat foods that i like bc to me. cooking for someone else or urself is sorta the pinnacle of care#to have been seen as a hassle to cook for all my life up until my friend and i reconnected. whaaaale#it left its marks#but also!!!! i care for myself so much now!!#my roommate saw me attempting to make more over easy eggs and said that he always gave up and just made scrambled#cause its difficult and he didnt like it enough to reaaaaally want his eggs that way#and i was like. well i really care for mself. and i know i like my eggs this way. and ya its not easy#but i've only broken about 2.5 eggs of my 8 attempts#and all of them were very very yummy#i deserve yummy things and the effort it takes to get there#ANYWAYS im gonna go attempt 4 more wish me luuuuck 😘🍀
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Godddd levs around because a) I gave him food and b) I was asking him what I can and cannot post on. uh. a post I just wrote on a different blog. Anyway.
Holy shit I was predicting that it was his energy that's absolutely freezing. Like. I'm physically freezing. And he keeps telling me nah its just getting into winter into Ireland... NO I WAS WARM BEFORE YOU CAME IN HERE I FEEL LIKE IN IN FRONT OF AN OPEN FREEZER
#Me be like. OOUGH#He be like mmm eggs on toast... Don't care.... Mmm#ramblings //#- oh my fucking god of course he's fucking over here eating eggs while I happened to be thinking about aldrich and gwyndolin G o d
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Come with me as the boy meanders upon the rebellious ideas of the founding fathers.
Shall we throw in a little Pythagorean thought too sure. See we use 3 to make 5
Draw it out, there you go.
Perfect score I say, what is that he asks.
Oddly what you got.
Ah interest and %. What is the percent really.
Him: draws it in the air and considers
A couple O'(or zeros I say) with a slash.
So turn it just so — what have you got
Weapon: an impossible number
Yes so the whole principle is jacked.
And corporations....hold on man. Logos sir. Necromancy etc straw man dead man never man particle man Holo Man 117 Chief John taking point cause he doesn't care.
#well of course they are special#I mean....yeah#I didn't check clouds but who knows#I just drew a P on Prime day what to I get to take home for a cash prize#yay meta Amazon prime for broke mother fuckers#shall we talk about the only dudes I hang out with#me: hey these ones I made are much better than these others I have had to deal with ;)#do you want some#old lady you fine but your eggs have gotta be hating you#oh sex driven cells (#we call those Daddy's little girls)#mmm we were happy in class though *sigh#well as long as we dreamt together on the day I slept in#Christ that urge is indescribable#there is the one pic if I didn't know better you had your arm under a pillow hokding the camera#I would have loved to have about 10#rolls of polaroids#you gotta be choosy because once taken itnis permanent#like how about a nice pic of her checking your lower jewelry out#with her mouth#*sigh she does know how to pleasure Like Amazon#well you may be susceptible to my hypnosis but I am done by your mesmerizing eyes so we can figure it out#oh yes#the shadow wants you babbling incoherently moaning nothing but a vessel of power#oh the lesbians like to pull out their electric dick on nights like today#*shrugs*#right where was I#sometimes I go afk and don't recall what I was doing#when you are like 2 you can kinda smell your mother and your height makes certain things identical except a bit smaller#you when you hit puberty oh wow it's like a family thing
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Islands is amazing man, even the follow up joke to the "mmm egg in me" clip is hilarious
#get in the pod.#mmm egg in me#but the follow up#adventure time#jake the dog#finn the human#finn mertens#bmo#at bmo#adventure time bmo#islands was so good#my goat fr#jake is so real#like fr he gets it
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Drunk Dial: Eddie Munson blurb
18+ Minors DNI
"I just wanted to tell you something, as a friend." Eddie goes on. You've been on the phone for 15 minutes now. You can tell he's had one too many beers. His words running together a bit, his voice a little louder than usual.
"Of course." you tease, a giggle falling from your lips. You had just finished a joint when your phone rang, Eddie insisting he had something important to tell you.
"Your body is bangin.”
"Bangin' huh?" you giggle, your cheeks reddening immediately, grateful that he wasn't standing in front of you.
"Listen.. even friends can appreciate their friends uh-parts." he slurs, a little giggle slipping his lips.
"That skirt the other day, baby. Fuuuck." He groans dramatically. "Your ass.. your fucking curves."
"Eddie." you whisper, barely able to speak as compliments continue pouring from his lips. This wasn't the first time Eddie had said something like this but he wasn't usually so blunt.
"Shhh! I'm just trying to tell you." he chuckles again, "I would have bent you over right then and there if you woulda let me." his playful tone darkens in an instant.
"I-" Suddenly you wished he was standing in front of you.
"Mmm.. I can picture it now." he hums. "Pushing your skirt above your hips. Teasing you first. Do you like to be teased, sweetheart?"
"Fuck, Eds." you breathe out, your heart pounding in your chest, your pussy beginning to throb from his words.
"Shit, sorry baby.. I'm a little," he pauses to hiccup loudly, "a little drunk."
"It's okay.. I-I do like to be teased, by the way." you whisper into the phone, not wanting the conversation to end. Your high giving you a little boost of confidence.
"Yeah? Can I tell you what I'd do first?Hypothetically.” he rasps.
"Please." you whimper.
"Shit.. yeah, okay. First I'd bend you over.. like we talked about." he says giddily.
"Mhmm."
"Then I'd run my fingers up your thigh slowly until I reach your panties. I bet they'd be wet. Would they be wet, sweetheart?"
"So wet." you purr, escalating the situation further, resulting in a deep moan from Eddie.
Fuck, he's hot.
"I would bring my fingertips to your clit, starting slow. Teasing you just a bit. Then I'd move lower, feeling your soaked panties."
"Soaked?" you egg him on.
"Fucking drenched." he groans.
"What next?"
He chuckles lustfully at your eager tone. "I'd slip them to the side.. what color are they, baby?"
"Red. Lacy."
"Fuck me. Mmm.. okay. I'd slip the lace to the side, finally feeling you on my fingers.."
"Fast or slow?"
"Slow, in and out, I bet you feel so fucking good.”
“How many fingers?" he moans growing hard at the thought.
"Two?"
"Two.. yeah.. two sounds good. I'd start slow, gliding them in and out, speeding up, listening to your sounds.. finger fucking you real good, sweetheart. Make you cum all over my hand. God, know you'd be so wet."
"So wet for you, Eddie. My pussy would be so wet for you." you purr, surprising yourself with your words.
"Sweetheart... you're gonna make me cum." he blurts out at the same time that you blurt out your own sentence. "Do you wanna come over?"
"Yes. God, yes." he answers hastily.
"Wait, Eddie.. I don't think you should drive right now."
"No, no, no. I'm not driving. Stevie here is gonna drive me. Aren't ya buddy? Oh, here. You wanna say hi?" You hear a rustling on the other end of the phone. Oh god.
"Uh.. hi." Steve mutters awkwardly through the phone.
"Heh.. hi Steve." your face blushes profusely as you realize Steve must have been there the whole time.
"So. uh- need me to bring him?"
"Mhmm.. yeah. Please."
"I'm about to fuck your brains out." Eddie's voice comes through the phone again. CLICK.
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omg I'm glad I'm awake, I had a dream i got back with my ex but forgot to tell her I'm polyamorous now and she found out bc i was holding her hand but also caressing this other girl who was in bed with us - and I asked if we could talk in the other room but in the other room we kept getting interrupted by random groups of people and whew!! it was stressful having to Explain Myself™ but also kinda nice to get some rly deep feelings out about why I'd be afraid of being monogamous again Especially with her 😬
happy to be back in the real world though. the first thing out of my mouth was "[friend from when i was younger's name]???" like girl what r u doing in my dream lol i have not spoken to or thought of her in Years.
#anyways.... idk I'm mainly just ranting about my dream it was kinda messy but sweet aside from that lol#and it was nice waking up and remembering i was talking with someone who's interested in me 😌#i want 2-3 partners! at Least (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ ) i want to love and be loved#mmm and ig addressing those deeper feelings i was letting out:#i never want to put all my eggs in one basket again. I've only been in two long term relationships but like#planning so much of your future around someone and losing important parts of yourself to try keeping them happy and entertained#and then having all those plans go up in flames and having to find yourself again by yourself bc y'all broke up.#it's like having the rug pulled out from under u but worst (╥﹏╥) thankfully i have been able to support myself and I'm doing#WAY better than i was the first couple months and I'm rly happy n proud of that. i think the future will be rly lovely.#and idk how I'll invest in my partners and build a future w them in a way that makes me feel safe and loved but also I'm sure#it'll happen naturally and we'll figure it out as we go :3#omg is she (me) being vulnerable and open on her side blog 😳
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List of “not-so-random suggestive and non-suggestive” prompts
“How was your sleep?” “Mm.. It was good. Better.” “Better how?” “Better because you’re here.” (THE WAY I GOT SO FLUSTERED WTF)
“That’s my girl/boy,” Character B murmurs in a hushed voice, stroking their fingers through Character A’s hair while Character A rests their head on their chest, trying to catch their breath. (THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT INTERNALLY, THE AUDACITY HE AUDACITIED??? WHAT THE FUCK??? EXCUSEEEE MEEEEEE??? BTW, SIR, HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS IN THE MORNING-)
“Fuck, you turn me on so much with the noises you make,” Character B groans, thrusting their hips up into Character A’s and Character A whimpering softly at that. (Okay so I added the fuck at the start because it’s hotter this way bUTTTT WKGKSKFS PLSSSSS I JUST- OH MY GOD, I think I just realised that dialogue to me is SO IMPORTANT LMFAOOO)
“There are two hot things in this room right now: you, and the temperature.” (LET ME BREATHE, DAMNNNN)
“Mmm, I’m gonna hog the bed so you can’t get on,” Character A murmurs, laying sprawled out on the bed. “That’s fine, I can just lay on you,” Character B says, making their way to the bed. “…Are you calling me a bed?” Character A questions as Character B gets on top of them, careful not to crush them under their weight. “Yeah, you're my bed,” Character B murmurs, snuggling close to Character A. (FUCKCKKCKXKDKKSKGKAKD HE’S JUST OUT HERE FLIRTING TO THE MAX WITH ME AND LEAVING ME SPEECHLESS TF)
“I told you my bed’s cozy,” Character B says, chuckling as they make their way over to Character A, who’s snuggled up under the covers. They pull the cover back and climb into the bed next to Character A, wrapping their arms around them. “And now it’s even cozier,” Character B murmurs into Character A’s neck. “Because you’re here?” Character A questions playfully. “Yeah,” Character B answers.
A laughter filled tickling play fight session somehow turning into them making out, turning into Character A straddling Character B, head thrown back in pleasure as they grind their hips against Character B’s while Character B holds onto their hips, thrusts matching the momentum of Character A’s movements.
Spending way too much time tickling each other, peals of laughter coming from them both as they both try to attack each other’s sensitive spots. (His laughter is so cute AND I REALLY MISS HIM PLS WJDSK)
Morning cuddles and kisses as sunlight spills into the room.
“I’m gonna fuck you so good once we get there, yeah?” (MY HONEST REACTION WAS LITERALLY “???” I JUST?? WHAT?? SINCE WHEN WAS HE- AND HIM SWEARING? HOT HOT HOT HOT WKGKAKS)
Character A taking Character B’s hand into theirs while they’re driving. “You can drive with one hand, right?” they ask with a little grin, and Character B chuckles and nods. “Of course I can.” (HIM DRIVING WITH ONE HAND IS SO HOT BYE)
Character B guiding the speed of Character A’s hips as Character A grinds against them. (can he PLEASE manhandle me-)
“Okay, I’ll let you tickle me wherever you want if you give me one kiss.” (He lied a few times AHAHA, dodged my attacks instead after I gave him his kisses bruhhh)
Character B lending their clothes to Character A since Character A’s staying the night. (The way I smelled like him AHHHH)
The soft “yeah?” Character B would mutter in response when they’re messing around with Character A and noises would fall from Character A’s mouth, involuntarily.
Stopping their play fight every now and again to kiss each other.
Character B flirting with Character A and Character A not knowing how to respond other than half groaning and half laughing and calling them insufferable (affectionately). (Like I said, I’m romantically constipated-)
Character B laughing every time Character A calls them annoying and insufferable whenever they flirt with them.
Character A leaning in to kiss Character B… And then using that opportunity to tickle them when Character B’s guards are down.
Them just laughing with each other at the dumbest shit until they’re out of breath; finding comfort and joy in each other’s company.
Character A teasing Character B with how ticklish they are on certain spots.
Character B tugging at the hem of Character A’s top, wanting to take it off, but Character A shakes their head and Character B immediately respects that by backing off a bit. (I’m including this because I don’t think people understand that any signs of no means no. Some people need to take notes for real)
“So… Are you going to stay over tonight?” “…Mm, maybe next time.” “You always say next time, though.” (EWLKNFWELN He really wanted me to stay, and I clearly folded so um pwnfewklnf)
“I’m sorry if I’m like… Slow with all of this? I’m not experienced with any of this, and I don’t know what I’m doing. And I don’t think I’m ready for… You know.” “And that’s fine. Like I said, we’ll take it slow; we’ve got all the time in the world to get comfortable with each other, hm?” (WHEN I SAY I WAS GOING WEKJFNEWJKNEWFLN WHEN HE REASSURED ME, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AHHH)
Character B climbing back into bed after taking their morning shower to get more cuddles in with Character A before they have to go to work.
“You can just change in here if you want.” (WO4HKLWFN THIS FUCKING MAN LMFAOOO, the way I didn’t listen and went to the bathroom to change because I’m still feeling too embarrassed to change in front of him even though he’s kind of seen me topless before)
Hugging each other a little tighter, and Character A mumbling, “God, I really don’t want to leave” before they part ways.
“The way you keep running around in my mind everyday… How dare you?” Character A mumbles. “Well, is there a problem with that?” Character B questions with a chuckle. (I’m bold for this one, praise me LKNEFKLNWG)
The constant check ins from Character B, to make sure Character A’s all good and well. (every prompt list has this because it’s something I’ll always fucking harp on about lmao)
Character B grasping Character A’s wrists so they’d stop attacking their ticklish spots, pulling them in for a kiss instead. (He did this SO MANY TIMES AND FAILED SO MANY TIMES AHAHA, I’m a sneaky menace)
Character A pulling the Spiderman kiss on Character B while Character B’s lying down. (I WANNA KISS HIM MORE FUCKSLKFNES’F)
Character A waking up in Character B’s clothes and in their bed, hair all mussed up and sporting a faint mark on their neck. (I think I uh… I think I like having marks on my neck?? Made by him, specifically, IDK wpeofnew;nf)
Get home safe! Love you lots and lots, Character B texts Character A. (THE WAY I SMILED WHEN I SAW HIS TEXT WHILE HEADING TO THE STATION AHAHA, it wasn’t even ten minutes since we parted and he sent me this and I was fangirling about it to my friends AHAHA)
“Aren’t you going to get up now? You gotta get to work,” Character A says, poking Character B’s side. “Mmm, five more minutes,” Character B murmurs, pulling Character A closer to them. (HE’S SO CLINGY AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH AHDFOEKNF)
Character A realising they might actually be falling in love, slowly but surely, with Character B. (YEAH SO THIS IS A REVELATION AND A HALF AND IDK HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT)
#long post#based on personal experience 😮💨#so sorry for all of the commentary HAHAH#and yes before you say anything i’m living the fanfic life for you all LESNFNLK#cat guy chronicles#writing prompts#prompts#dialogue prompts#writing scenarios#otp prompts#suggestive prompts#smut prompts#fluff prompts#non-suggestive prompts
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constant diluc simp brain vs sylvain simp brain vs newfound zhongli simp brain where am i
#blaming venus for starting zhongli egg brain#mmm yes fill me up morax <3#egg brain 🤧🤧#omg diluc <3#omg zhongli <3#omg sylvain <3#omg venus <3
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something about those Asian men with face tats and felonies 😍😋
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