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wannaeatramyeon · 1 year

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Eugene with Unhinged F!Reader

Are you fucking kidding?

Yeah you might have completely trashed Gun and Goo, but at least they put up a little resistance.

But this twink and his bodyguards? He had the audacity to call them his Gun and Goo?

It's a good job you came along to keep him in check, you were practically doing the other two losers a favour.

Dressed in a precise imitation of the Worker's white suit and blue tie combo, you gave the three a little wave and a malicious grin.

You might have had them fooled if not for your poorly drawn Workers black sticker in place of the VVIP badge. There was even a smiley face added. You thought it was a nice artistic touch.

Yuseong held out an arm to stop you getting closer, Mandeok questioned your identity and motives.

"Is that right?Just Eugene? Did I forget the surname?" You muttered to yourself, checking both sides of your scrap of paper.

"Eugene is it?" You called out to the guy in the glasses, "You too special for a last name?"

Tsk.

There's nothing you hate more than wasting your own time. Chairman of Workers with fodders for bodyguards and little fighting skills himself. So pathetic, they almost sapped the joy out of fighting for you.

Why did you even bother.

Mandeok and Yuseong lie half-dead and battered. Noone in their right mind would have called what just happened a fight: it was a brutal, animalistic beating.

You left Eugene with relatively minor injuries in comparison. Just a pair of broken glasses and some broken ribs. Nothing huge. You weren't done toying with him yet.

Eugene is completely trapped and unable to move. He's not sure it would make a difference anyway with you hovering unbearably close, disappointment painted all over your features.

"Eugene, Eugene, Eugene~" Your face draws ever closer with each repetition. Even hearing his own name makes him flinch. Isn't that precious.

Damn, tears already? This guy is surprisingly easy to crack.

Your tongue darts out and licks the salty droplets. It tastes delicious. Or maybe that was the fear.

Startled by your actions, Eugene's breath catches in his throat. He can't control his trembling.

Funny how worthless and weak he is without any so called protection. How once stripped bare, men like him are utterly powerless.

"How does someone that runs such a big corporation have such submissive, bottom energy?" You taunt, running a nail along other cheek, breaking through skin and letting the blood mingle with his tears.

Eugene shivers. You've never felt such helplessness from someone that should hold such power.

"Hmm? Aren't you going to answer me?"

"Enough... You've won."

"Oh honey, I know. My victory is obvious." You brush back his fringe. All the easier to see the despair in his eyes.

"I can give you anything you want. Just let us go."

"And what if I just want to kill you?"

You run your thumb along his quivering lips.

"Please..."

"Please?" Eugene's blood curdles at your laugh, "Little boy, then get on your fucking knees and beg."

#lookism #lookism headcanons #lookism x reader #lookism hc #lookism fic #lookism fanfic #lookism manhwa #lookism webtoon #lookism eugene #eugene x reader #lookism unhinged series #lookism oc #wannaeatramyeon

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okkalo · 1 year

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Hi! I saw you opened requests and thought I would drop one into your box!

I really like what you wrote for the crush + confessions, and was wondering if we could get scenarios for Reo, Shidou, and Kunigami saying "I love you" for the first time

Thanks in advance if you decide to write this!

hello! congrats on being my first request back 🤭 i hope u enjoy these and have a good day!!

characters: reo, shidou, kunigami (i haven’t mentioned this in my rules yet but i will always write pre-wildcard for him unless specified otherwise [it depends on the req too bc i feel like i won’t be able to characterize him right 😔]!!)

reo

- he was down bad since you started dating so he’s been feeling it for awhile

- knows not to say it early though because he doesn’t want you to doubt his feelings

- you’re probably feeling insecure about your relationship once he says it

- he revealed your relationship on social media not too long ago and a lot of the comments were making suggestions of you using him for his money and frankly just not being good enough for him.

- the average reo cliché am i right 🤣🤣

- reo knew you wouldn’t use him so he never worried about the comments

- he didn’t take into consideration the other comments though and just you not being used to hate comments

- he only realized once you had broke down in front of him

- he’s quick to comfort you, holding you in an embrace as you cry while rubbing your back

- once he hears you blubber about truly loving him and not needing his money he immediately gets it and separates from the hug to gently yet firmly hold your face, looking into your eyes as he confesses

“y/n, you know i don’t think any of that.” he started off, tone softening to match your vulnerable state. “and who cares what those losers claim? they’ve probably been single for decades to where they need to talk shit to cope, leave them be.”

“reo!” you gasp at his claim, giving him a light smack on the arm. that didn’t stop you from smiling, however. he only shook his head, continuing with his speech despite your disruption.

“y/n, i love you so so much. at this point even if you were using me for money i would still oblige.” he was quick to place a finger to your lips to stop your complaint. “i know you aren’t, though. but either way i still want to spoil you everyday, so i couldn’t care less about what those shitheads think, i only care about you.” you forgot how much of a sap reo could be, but either way his rambling certainly did comfort you. he sealed it all with a deep and loving kiss, making sure to replicate all of his emotions into his action.

shidou

- i’m actually going to stun everyone for a moment and say it actually takes him a WHILE to finally say the three words

- now stay with me for a minute

- i get that he’s a very say what he feels kinda guy but at the same time he doesn’t really feel love until later on

- and i mean like a year or 8 months

- it hits him so suddenly too

- you’re probably just doing something domestic with him and he realizes how important you’ve become to him

- he was soon to leave for a match abroad, so he had to get the most of your affection now before he was left to his lonesome

- that also meant he had to get some of his rowdiness out as well

“shidou, put me down!” your shout rang through your shared apartment as you thrashed around on his shoulder, which he had thrown you on like you were a stupid sack of potatoes. humiliating. he gave into your wishes shortly after, flinging you aggressively on the bed. he paid no mind to your hiss of pain at the not-so-polite meeting with the mattress. he was quick to climb on top of you. though, you noticed his usually aggressive eyes turn soft once looking down at you.

all at once, the thoughts of not being able to see your face for days on end, let alone hear your real voice hit him. he remembers back to the last time he had to leave you. how off he had felt the whole trip, his mind always thinking about you. wow, has he stooped as low as sendou?

without thinking another thought, he whispered a soft, “i love you.” he must have to be sounding this vulnerable in front of a woman. he figured he didn’t really care, enjoying the feeling of being you all to much to care. he dropped down to collapse on your body, effectively knocking out all of the air from your body while doing so. meanwhile, you were still shocked he showed you his softer set of eyes.

kunigami

- he probably tells you 2-3 months into the relationship

- it honestly depends how fast you guys are going

- he absolutely does it when you are doing something cute in his eyes

- so that can be in public or just the two of you, he doesn’t care, really. if it’s public get ready to blush because the way he says it with total emotion will make you weak.

- for this one you guys were in the comfort of his house, lounging around on the couch on your phones while you rested on his chest

- you got hungry so you got up to go get something to eat from the kitchen

- still on your phone, you gasped so loud once you came across pictures of baby and mama polar bears together, knowing your boyfriend would love the sight

- so, of course, you ran back to his arms, ignoring his worried questions, and shoved your phone in his face.

“rensuke, look!” you exclaimed, eyes wide as you shuffled in to get comfortable in his lap. he gave a confused look to you, wondering what the whole ordeal was about. you sighed, bringing your phone down to give him a pouty expression. “it’s polar bears, you’re favorite.”

realization spread across his face, now understanding you had been excited to show him the pictures of his favorite animal. “that’s what all that was about?” he breathed a sigh of relief. you only nodded, lifting your phone back up so he could look at the pictures of them.

a small smile spread on his face, more at you then the pictures. once you finished scrolling through the different photos of polar bears and looked back at your phone with a content smile he confessed. “i love you,” it was mostly a thought that just happened to slip from his lips, catching him but some surprise too. your eyes widened, looking back up at him. he had a soft pink tint on his cheeks. he figured there was no going back with his sentence, instead leaning in to give you a soft peck on the cheek.

unedited thanks for reading!

#blue lock #bllk #blue lock x reader #bllk x reader #bllk imagines #blue lock imagines #bllk fluff #blue lock fluff #blue lock drabbles #bllk drabbles #blue lock reo #bllk reo #reo x reader #blue lock shidou #bllk shidou #shidou x reader #blue lock kunigami #bllk kunigami #kunigami x reader

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vrisrezis · 1 year

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General waluigi relationship hcs because nobody will write for my man’s . Don’t judge me for this one

Also I haven’t done this formate for writing in so longggg

MY MANNNSSS waluigi !!

• He may seem like a jerk to others but to you he’s the absolute sweetest dork of all time☹️☹️☹️☹️❤️❤️ like I swear whenever your around he’s got nothing up his sleeve he is on his best behavior and wario is just like 😐 bro u are down so bad .

• also he’s a blushy dork whenever you’re around especially if he does a nice gesture and your like “omg ur so sweet! ^_^” he dies inside he just gives you a stupid toothy smile he cannot handle that shit his face is pure red

• SMOOCHIES!!! Listen he’s too shy to initiate believe it or not… so whenever you do.. OMGGGG he dies and he loves smooches on the cheek so much

• when it comes to sports he goes easy on you and wario wants him dead for being the reason they lost a tennis match

• silly goof of course he gives you flowers … ROSES . OF COURSE

• but if you give him roses he would die on the inside he’s just like “… nobody’s given me flowers b4 wtf” his heart explodes!!!

• don’t get that I can fix him mentality tho . He is who he is even if he tries to hide it from you, you’ll know eventually.

• he’s not that bad tho let’s be honest 🤷‍♀️

• he is a bit shy in your relationship but at the same time a big flirt, he’s all talk but no action, pretty much.

• he worries abt u a lot he’s such a dad ok . Don’t let him catch you without a scarf when it’s snowing outside

• fashion icon ok if you two are dating you guys are wearing matching outfits when it comes to tennis and any other sport you guys play with everyone else

• I hc that he’s Puerto Rican so he probably says romantic shit in Spanish to you LMFAO

• you may think he’s the one carrying you bridal style but really it’s the other way around and he may act like he hates it but he loves it so :)

• also might I add that he loves sleeping on your lap, anyway possible

• likes shorter s/o’s but wouldn’t mind it if you were taller

• not the hero type but lets just say if bowser were to ever mess with you… oh boy not good he’ll fuck up bowser so badly

• likes to share hoodies with you because he thinks you look cute in his and he looks adorable in hoodies so it’s a win win

• loves them innocent neck kisses :))

• one smooch will make him feel better when he’s angry or upset

• also a sap he’s the type to stare at you with love in his eyes with a stupid warm smile on his face and the type to just be in awe when the wind is blowing your hair just right and time slows down for him when you kiss and blah blah blah he’s a dork

• although he comes across as confident I see waluigi being insecure in a relationship as it’s not something he’s used to at all.

• he gets jealous of Luigi a lot I’m just gonna say it lmao

• but honestly just kiss him and make it better , maybe have a talk about it

• likes to slow dance with you AGRUSBXKNS he’s so cute

• also he’s on the trans hc list for me so he helps you out if youre trans lol

• body positivity for you both ayyy totally not because I get literally nightmares about my body no not at all no this is not me projecting cuz I love waluigi

• cosplaying eachothers outfits

• he hates playing Mario party now because you kick his ass LMFAO

• likes to spin you around, also likes to be spun around. Idk cute romantic shit what can I say

• big on stupid one liners he can use on you, he is such a loser

• loves to tease you but it’s all in good fun and jokes lol

• overall waluigi is a dorkkkk imo <3 love him

#waluigi #waluigi x reader #Mario x reader #uhmm #i love him shut up #don’t even judge me for this one

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aballadforbarbatos · 1 year

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a gift for satan, the master tutor

btw this one is like. 80 points long so gl with that. i had fun with it though! hopefully you do too ^.^

“listen. satan. let’s go out.”

his brain totally stops at that. nobody else seems to notice- did you whisper it? he can’t quite remember! he needs to reboot his brain, hold on a second MC

“hellooo? satan? i asked if you wanted to go out with me to town? on a shopping trip?”

so not a date then. WELL NO WONDER NOBODY LOOKED OVER AT THEM BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T ASKING IN THE FIRST PLACE

there also wasn’t a single question there, so he can’t help but suspect you were trying to tease him with the possibility of reciprocated love…

you smile at him. he thinks about saying no in retaliation. but then… what if asmo goes with you instead… or mammon… can he really risk that? no.

great day in town too btw. nice and warm and peaceful. you say something about how lucifer would give you his credit card if you got 100% on all your exams, and you did! satan thinks about how lucifer is such a goddamn sap when it comes to you. grow a backbone, loser

“so where are we going?”

“clothes shopping!”

ugh. he hates clothes shopping. it’s so boring, and he has enough in his wardrobe. so do you actually, why are you choosing to go CLOTHES shopping with lucifer’s credit card?? you already have enough?!

he voices this. but nicely. you shake your head and laugh.

��no, silly! we are going clothes shopping for YOU.”

we what now

“no offence, and i mean this with my whole heart, but your clothes are so incredibly ugly. it always looks like you got dressed in the dark. this belt looks like the one i had when i was 11.”

ok, rude

“it’s a good thing you’re a demon bc your closet is a sin in itself”

:( he thinks it looks nice!

“tbh i am embarrassed to be out with you looking like that, but for today it's fine because it’s for the greater good”

apparently it does not look as nice as he originally thought. ok

well, it’s lucifer’s credit card, and he gets to spend the day with you, so it COULD be worse

majolish is up first

he does a lot of standing around while you play around with clothes

“it’s kinda hard to see how this would look on you because your jacket is so goddamn ugly. can you take off your shirt for a second”

TOTALLY misses the flirtatious tone in that sentence and is just offended instead

then it clicks what you asked him. but he still doesn’t get what you were talking about and just gets nervous

“mc we are in public?????????”

you give him a Look.

he doesn’t understand why (he will hours later) (he will burst into your room while there’s another brother in there and say “i’ll take my shirt off for you mc!” and pull it off and the brother will punch him in the stomach. i’m thinking of mammon when i write this)

you find a sales attendant

“hey so i’m gonna burn all his current clothes because they’re awful”

you gesture at his outfit

YOU’RE GOING TO BURN ALL HIS CLOTHES??

WHY IS THE ATTENDANT NODDING LIKE SHE UNDERSTANDS??

“the jacket is distracting me because it’s ugly. can you help me out here?”

“have you tried taking it off?”

“i asked but he whined”

YOU DIDN’T ASK DON’T LIE AND DON’T LIE ABOUT HIM?

the attendant purses her lips but keeps her mouth shut. probably because he’s the avatar of wrath

“it’s so terrible because when you look at his face he’s hot, but then you look at the rest of his outfit and realise you value your dignity more. imagine how much of a heartthrob he could be if he didn’t permanently look like he was getting dressed in the dark!”

mc. what the fuck? HE’S NEVER HEARD SUCH A BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT

“i see. this could cost a lot of money…”

“it’s okay. we have his dad’s credit card.”

he’s going to strangle you. he starts thinking about how to kill you. au revoir mc. it is the end of your life. you will not get a gravestone.

then he remembers how much he’ll miss you. FUCK.

satan settles for a very strong glare. scowl and everything

“um. what size is he?”

“great question. satan take off your shirt so we can find out”

he does not. he still doesn’t get it. he does know his size though so he lets the demon know and then she does her thing.

then it’s trying on clothes. DAMN he hates this. this is terrible and SO BORING. how tf does asmo do it

it takes forever too :(

the demon whispers in your ear.

“hey satan have you tried wearing pants that fit you so we don’t have to suffer through the ugly belts you choose”

at least asmo isn’t here with you???

he finishes shopping with you at SEVEN O’CLOCK. HE SPENT NINE HOURS SUFFERING THROUGH THIS

you even asked if he could wear one of his new outfits out of the store and fold up the other one, and that’s how he ended up wearing something more “stylish”

you pay for them to deliver his new clothes to the house of lamentation via truck because you decide you can’t be bothered carrying the boxes.

not that it would be possible there’s like 20 there and they’re NOT small

“i feel like we’ve hit the spending limit on lucifer’s card even though it doesn’t have a limit”

honestly he feels like that too. but he’s a lot less remorseful about it than you apparently are

you grab his hand and squeeze it and look at him with such a lovely warm smile that it makes this whole day worth it.

you really wipe away all his suffering with a smile. this is really bad for him, satan is in for a whole world of trouble with you

you squeeze his hand

augh he’s so in love with you this is terrible. but so GOOD at the same time it’s a complicated thing don’t ask him to explain it

“now we get to go home and have fun!”

have fun…?

OH RIGHT YOU’RE GOING TO BURN ALL HIS CLOTHES HE TOTALLY FORGOT

“we don’t have to go that far”

“no we do. we can get belphie and asmo in on it too!”

so that’s how he’s spending his saturday night. burning all his clothes.

asmo says this is a celebration and brings music

belphie brings gasoline

asmo says that it’s fabric so there’s no need for gasoline

belphie pours more on the clothes like he’s making a point. satan has no idea what the point is

you bring out the rest of his clothes and tell him to kiss them goodbye

“can i at least keep the jacket?”

loud sigh from you! whY??

“ok sure whatever. now lets light these things on fire!”

asmo and you are having a great time. belphie is watching them all go up in flames from his spot on the ground

lucifer comes out and yells at you both but you’re too busy dancing in front of the fire to pay attention

“dance with me?”

satan feels a smile tug at his lips as he takes your hand.

he’s in love with you.

he’s so in love with you.

his heart will beat for you forever, taken in by your evil doings and gentle ways.

and tonight he’ll dance with you until the flames subside and you tell him to stop.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me satan #obey me mc #obey me satan x reader #kind of #obey me crack #do these count. as headcanons. i'll put them up anyway and then someone can complain if not #obey me headcanons #majolish #fashion disaster catboy kid #the son. satan #bullying #satan headcanons

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summershouto · 14 days

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do you have any one piece fic recs? (it doesn't matter which ship <3)

omg yes always. I kinda go crazy with fic recs so buckle up ..I tried to deliver some variety so hopefully at least a few spark your interest

I could be (the eye of the storm) - blue_wonderer - One Piece [Archive of Our Own]

this one is conis x nami, because I love lesbian nami content. very sweet and made me crave more content between these two

Mera Mera - theprodigypenguin - One Piece [Archive of Our Own]

I love the ASL brothers. in this fic sabo gets a therapy dog and his family supports him

Anything - fullmetalheart - One Piece [Archive of Our Own]

asexual luffy with qpr zolu. enough said

Blood of the Covenant - kiite - One Piece [Archive of Our Own]

I have so many fics saved of zeff raising sanji and this one is a classic

a kiss to your voice - sammdysn - One Piece (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

zosan! the conflict here is very interesting.. a devil fruit prevents sanji from being able to see zoros face and it bothers them both more than they expected

(drowning in storge) - kookvmelanin - One Piece [Archive of Our Own]

luffy reminding robin that she's loved :)

Hate it that I wish you were - RainbowNixie - One Piece (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

lusan. classic whole cake island hurt/comfort with a splash of sanjis internalized homophobia

Blind Foresight - sinelanguage - One Piece (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

brook thinks zoro and sanji are in a romantic relationship and ends up confusing the whole crew. this fic had me giggling

chibinasu - ascribbles - One Piece (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

another sanji & zeff fic bc im a sap

Insurgents by the Poolside - Chapter 1 - abandonedstrawberry - One Piece (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

one of my favorite zosan fics. sanji is such a mess I love this loser. he and zoro go undercover and sanji's inability to relax keeps him busy

Easy as Anything, Simple as That - Trixree - One Piece [Archive of Our Own]

lusan. im a sucker for spontaneous marriage tropes and this one was heartwarming

...

Okay I'll end the fic recs here because it's getting quite long but I hope you enjoy! im always happy to rec fics so feel free to ask for more :)

#thanks for the ask!#one piece fic recs

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cursedchildofchaos · 11 months

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How I feel about Sophie: I love my feral old woman. Let girls lose their shit. 10 out of 10. She's precious and deserves the world. Must be protected and uplifted. Would so be besties with her. Best girl. So over dramatic and grumpy, yet so sweet. It's a whole mood

How I feel about Howl: This fabulous man, who I aspire to be as fabulous as...but the big difference is I won't be a loser. He's such a pathetic little meow meow. I feel for this poor sap. I'm in love with him. I hate him. Do not corrupt my Sophie, you bastard.

#posting drafts #hmc book #hmc spoilers #hmc spoliers

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lizzxrd · 8 months

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So I came up with this little silly idea at work to briefly distract myself from The Horrors (mental illness)...

and it wasn't supposed to be anything more than that but I just keep rotating it in my mind now..

Like I just keep thinking abt the canon blade eaters and Silva (my oc, who'd probably be a bit of a special case bc he got a full core crystal that was modified to replace his heart)

I think Torna wouldn't rlly have any moral qualms abt letting Mik occasionally munch on some people and they'd probably even let him sap some energy from their core crystal collection so he wouldn't die. Mik probably wouldn't exactly love it but he's like kind of "whatever" about it. He's working towards destroying the world anyway. Doesn't really matter when these people die.

Zeke would probably despise Amalthus for having him turned into a blade eater and he'd probably despise himself for what he has to do to survive to an extent too. He'd still be happy about him and Pandoria being able to continue to live alongside each other but ough the misery. That one scene where Zeke talks to Amalthus in Indol would hit so different too. Him telling Amalthus he thinks those who kill others are weak and then the realization slowly kicking in. He'd probably be awful at coping with it. Zeke is such a silly goose in canon xbc2 so it feels weird imagining him in any even remotely angsty situations but Idk I kinda vibe with this. Also I'm not a huge fan of PanZeke as a ship usually. They just have such oomftacular bestie vibes to me but I think I like it in this context. PanZeke angsty hurt/comfort. Pandoria comforting messed up vampire-ish Zeke, reassuring him he's not an awful person and also being his source of ether. And also she feels kind of guilty because it's a part of her core that turned Zeke into this so he also comforts her, reassuring her it's not her fault at all and he always makes sure to be extra kind to her bc of how much she does for him and how unbelievably much he cares abt her. [Explodes]

Rex would not be affected. He's not really a Blade Eater in the way the others are. Aegis cores are weird and special. And he's technically kind of dead already so even if they weren't he probably would be unaffected. U cannot convince me that Jin's attack somehow left him barely alive. He's basically a walking corpse and only tethered to the world through that part of Pythra's core and the conduit.

Amalthus would have absolutely 0 issues with being a fucked up vampire/cannibal Blade Eater. Both in terms of morals and getting ether and blood/flesh for sustenance. Tbh he'd probably get a kick out of doing fucked up vampire things even. Indol has a massive amount of core crystals he can sap energy from and nobody will truly notice/care if occasionally a few of the refugees go missing. (And even if people care, they wouldn't really be able to do anything about it. Enough people in positions of power in Indol and in Indol's military force have a cult-like devotion to Amalthus and revere him as some kind of deity. Trying to pose a genuine threat to him would be akin to commiting suicide.)

And last but not least I get to be cringe abt my oc. :3 Normal Blade Eater Amalthus and Silva are, like, two awful guys who hate but tolerate each other because of Circumstances. Silva is such a repressed but very desperate loser type of gay guy that he occasionally has Thoughts but he'd rather die a thousand deaths than actually admit anything to Amalthus or even himself; he just represses it further.

In Blade Eater vampirism AU they are awful guys who hate each other who are soo codependent and toxic. Cannibalism as a metaphor for love, enemies AND lovers, they're tearing each other apart (literally), neither of them has a normal understanding and concept of love, etc. Do u understand.. (I am,, so very Normal about them).

Silva's core was specifically modified to function as his heart since his original one was more than just a little faulty. The technology used to achieve this and research regarding it was lost like almost everything about Judicium upon the devastating attacks on Temperantia during the Aegis war. But anyway despite being a very early Blade Eater experiment - from far before Indol started dabbling in making Blade Eaters - he turned out surprisingly well. The physical link between his organic cells and his core are strong and deteriorate at a much slower rate; the only thing that got really messed up by this was his mind. He's still a fucked up vampire like the other Blade Eaters. He just needs to consume ether and blood/flesh far less frequently. He also has some of the regenerative abilities of blades. He's able to recover faster from wounds than non-blades but not quite as fast as blades and he still grows scar tissue on wounds that are severe enough.

Having a singular guy who's a source of both ether and organic material for sustenance and can regenerate is very convenient for Amalthus and far less suspicious that what he was doing before! Especially because Silva cannot exactly do anything about it. He stumbled his way into becoming Amalthus's blade and acting against him would be awfully unwise (AND being an important asset to Amalthus also grants him easy access to ether and blood when he does need it). Also while Silva is stuck in this situation Amalthus does let him get away with a lot more things than he really should (including but not limited to: verbal and physical threats and letting him bite him as well)

:33 giggling, squealing, kicking my feet, etc. They're so bad for each other but they deserve each other so very much. I love thinking abt them. They're my horrid old men babygirls ❤️

#lizard rambles #xbc2 #au #vampirism #zeke #pandoria #mikhail #amalthus #oc #xbc2 vampire blade eater au #xbc2 oc #silmalthus

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bubba-draws · 1 year

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For the OC asks meme!

👪 – Venezuelan

🚆 – Ruk & Tari

🎭 – Uris

🎀 &🌪 for all the Starhunters if that's ok!

– Disembodied voice anon

Anon I love u (/platonic) but I want u to know that I went on a laughing fit bc I thought u thought I named my moth Venezuelan HAKDHSKFHSKFJDJFJ

👪 FAMILY - what is their family like? what is your ocs relationship to them? does your oc have any siblings?

Pre- Starhunters Veni used to live in a kingdom far away from Hallownest! They had a big family, mostly consistent of cousins and close uncles/aunts. He also had a twin brother, they loved each other very much! Practically glued to each other growing up.

He lost all of them after his kingdom was attacked and burned to the ground.

With the Starhunters she's like everyone's grandparent! Even with the oldest ones, a very loved leader

🚆 TRAIN - what is their answer to the trolley problem?

Uh, they don't care tbh HWKDHWKFNDNFN For Tari is get rid of just one person while Ruk is like "whichever ends up in more carnage" (he's on his edgy teen phase)

🎭 MASKS - do they act differently around certain people? what's different between the way they act around friends, family, strangers, etc.?

Oh Vris is like, very asshole- ish, especially with people who doesn't know him, always looking intimidating and not fearful of raising his voice. With the gang though? A total loser lmao, he's like your annoying older brother who will put you on a chokehold but also beat the hell out of anyone that annoys you

With his partners is a complete different change of attitude though! In the story I'm writing about my ocs they're not officially dating yet but he ends up in a relationship with Tigo (Tiger beetle) and Laki (damselfy), and while he's still a bit of his annoying self he's also such a sap, cheesy mf in private (he's also dating my friend's oc Oren @frolicinq in another timeline (?)) (pspspsps if someone wants to ship ocs pls do tell me I'm a sucker for oc ships)

🎀 RIBBON - how would they fit into other worlds / aus? what aus would you like to try out? what fictional world would they fit / not fit into?

I wanna play Bug Fables just for the fact I wanna make an au of them in that game too! As for other worlds/aus I haven't given it much thought, but in a human set au they would be like a gang of motorcyclists that set down in a community and are like, very intimidating to whoever dare threaten their friends/neighbors

📎 PAPERCLIP - a random fact.

Kram: Looks up to Vris a lot! Thinks he's the coolest guy ever (totally self adopts and turns Vris into his dad(?))

Sheepi: She's a blacksmith! Mostly focuses on weapon repairs, a big nerd about weapons and stuff!

Veni: Uses any pronouns! I mostly exchange they/he/she with them but anyone can use anything to refer to them. They wear charms, (Twin Soul) A reflection of the sibling they loved so much, a memory of their fighting abilities. It creates a sort of physical manifestation of soul that looks similar to a younger Veni, it fights alongside him. (Pleads of Hope) A charm born out of the bugs that died in the war that took Veni's kingdom, waiting for their Queen to save them, it grants them more energy when they're close to being defeated.

Minos: The gang's medic! Despite his intimidating looks he's not much of a fighter! A peaceful kind of guy

Tigo: They used to be more beastly before getting a mask, still got beast traits as they still hunt for food and annihilates them with their mandibles

Hachi: Is dating Ignis

Ignis: Is dating Hachi

Vris: Covers the tip of his tail because he doesn't want to accidentally poison anyone, doesn't even use it in battle unless it's a life or death situation

Ruk: Tries to act older than what he is, kinda sounds goofy when he does

Tari: She was a Stag from Hallownest, though her time outside the kingdom messed up with her memories so she cannot recall much of that time (when she goes back her memory starts to slowly coming back)

Laki: She was royalty in her youth, but hated his family and ended up escaping with a mercenary group (was dating the leader back then) but also started to hate that lifestyle (mostly cause his ex's ideals were getting more corrupt with time), joined Veni's gang later

Cymo: Grumpy old man! Veni's closest friend and confidant (and maybe something more?) He's quite the artist too!

Dusa: I have the personal headcanon that jellyfish aren't... Well, they don't really have much going on there (they're just a jelly bag of nerves) but she was given a mask by someone a long time ago (she forgot about them) and gained focus because of it (I also think something similar happened with Monomon, but it's a personal headcanon so don't @ me)

Thanks for asking btw <3 it means a lot to me

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#hollow knight oc #bubba ocs #hollow knight #bubba speaks #starhunters (hk)

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Hank/Todd

who hogs the duvet

Todd, viciously.

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

I was going to say Hank, but Todd is incredibly clingy and also Jen has called him a mother hen, so...Todd.

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

Hank, Todd either forgets or gets very cheesy gifts. (See: the necklace he gave Jen, absolutely awful.)

who gets up first in the morning

Hank, Todd is basically nocturnal.

who suggests new things in bed

Hank.

who cries at movies

Hank.

who gives unprompted massages

No one because they both have pronounced startle responses. It's the trauma!

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

VERY MUCH EXTREMELY TODD.

who gets jealous easiest

Todd as a character is pretty much defined by jealousy, so...Todd.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

Like Jason, these two both debuted in 1983, so in my head they are right there with him rocking out to Bonnie Tyler.

who collects something unusual

I'm not sure Hank has had enough stability in his living situation for this, but I just thought of him collecting 1940s stuff in memory of Sylvester and I got choked up. I guess he could just steal it from Pat.

who takes the longest to get ready

Hank. That hair doesn't artfully tousle itself!

who is the most tidy and organised

I think they're both reasonably neat!

who gets most excited about the holidays

Neither, holidays hold a lot of traumatic memories for both of them. Todd sucks it up and spends Christmas with Jen and the Haydens and/or Alan (and probably goes to mass by himself), but Hank gets to avoid it entirely and go to the movies and eat Chinese food with Al.

who is the big spoon/little spoon

Todd is a couple inches shorter but he's still the big spoon.

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

Hank is a jock, but Todd is a sore loser, so sports are probably not the best idea.

who starts the most arguments

Todd lol.

who suggests that they buy a pet

Hank. Todd says no. They get a pet anyway.

what couple traditions they have

I am giving up on this question, I hate this question.

what tv shows they watch together

This one too. I don't know. Miami Vice. They met in 1984!

what other couple they hang out with

Al and Toni, Jen and whoever she's dating once the awkwardness subsides. (Not Kyle, Kyle does not wish to be double murdered.)

how they spend time together as a couple

Aggressively pretending they are not a couple.

who made the first move

Todd, Hank would never have dared to risk it.

who brings flowers home

Aw Hank, you sap.

who is the best cook

They're both reasonably capable of keeping themselves fed. Hank has better stock recipes but Todd is better at improvising from what's available.

#meme #todd rice #obsidian #henry king jr #brainwave jr

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niemernuet · 2 years

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Week 9 of the off-season winter sports fandom challenge, and the subject is:

postcards from you ✉️📬

Inspired by Dave Ryding's wedding.

Honeymoon

rating: G pairing: Daniel Yule/Justin Murisier characters: Daniel Yule, Justin Murisier, Loïc Meillard, Zoé Chastan, Luca Aerni, Tanguy Nef, Dave Ryding, Mandy Ryding, Gino Caviezel, Marco Odermatt length: 700 words

The coffee machine coughed and sputtered filling Zoé's cup as Loïc returned from his morning run. The sun was just climbing over the steep mountainsides that caged Hérémence and it was still comfortably cool. The sound of chirping birds and the bells of the cows grazing in the meadows sounded through the open windows and heralded the promise of a wonderful summer day.

"Daniel and Justin sent a postcard from their holidays," Loïc announced, and read the few lines a second time.

"How nice," Zoé said, and grabbed her coffee before walking over to the table. She held out her hand but Loïc made not sign of handing it over. "Can I read it too?"

He grinned at her. "You better sit down."

"I know," Tanguy said as he picked up the phone. "You don't have to gloat."

Luca's grin was clearly audible. "I don't have to but I want to."

Tanguy rolled his eyes and slammed the postcard on the kitchen table. "You know, actually it shouldn't count. Him knowing about the bet fudged all my assumptions"

"Loser!" Luca sang. "Of course it counts."

Tanguy sighed, and woke the coffee machine up with a flip of the switch. "I hate you."

"No, you don't."

"No," Tanguy agreed. "Want to come surf in the afternoon?"

Luca held his phone away from his ear for a second and checked his calendar. "Montreux?"

"I can be there after lunch," Tanguy added.

"Okay, sounds good." Luca hesitated for a second. "Do you think we should give them something? For their wedding?"

"I'm about to drop a fortune on half a wine cellar!" Tanguy exclaimed. "If anyone should give them something, it's you!"

"Oh, yeah," Luca laughed. "I forgot."

"I told you," Dave said, shaking his head as he fondly reread the postcard.

"You told me," Mandy smiled. They had shoved the dirty dishes on the table aside, and read through the newspaper and the letters that had arrived. Mandy still nibbled on a piece of bread while Dave was on his second cup of coffee.

"You should have seen those two saps when the DJ switched to that slow dance," he continued. "You could have detonated a bomb outside they wouldn't have looked away from each other."

"I was there," Mandy reminded him with the same smile. She lifted the paper, and glanced over the remains of the breakfast underneath. "I like their choice of honeymoon. Maybe we could go there too once…" She didn't have to end the sentence. Dave smiled at her over the table, though it faltered and turned into a panicked expression when Mandy extended her hand, and contorted her face.

"What is it? Is it a contraction?"

Mandy dropped her arm, and frowned at her husband. "What? No! I'm trying to reach the butter but my stomach's in the way."

"Oh," Dave sighed in relief, and shoved the butter dish over the table.

"There's a postcard of Justin and Daniel from the Grand Canyon in here," Marco announced, and dropped the rest of the mail, ads and bills, on the table. A stiff breeze flew through the open window, the first harbinger of the rain that was supposed to come later in the day. Still they had decked the small table on the balcony for their breakfast, undeterred by the forecast.

Gino stood at the stove in nothing but boxer shorts and an apron, watching over the eggs in the pan. "What does it say?" he asked without taking his eyes off them.

Marco walked over, and hugged him from behind. He was barefoot, and wore barely more than Gino.

"He calls you a coward," he answered, and buried his nose in Gino's hair. Before Gino could ask, he raised the postcard over the pan. Gino blinked, and read the few lines.

"I wonder what yours says," he chuckled. Marco put the card down, and grabbed the spatula from Gino.

"I'll ask Gabriel to send me a photo," he answered. "And?"

Gino turned his head until he could kiss Marco on the cheek. "And what?"

"What are you going to say to him?"

Tenderly, Gino grabbed the spatula from Marco, lifted the pan from the stove, and distributed the eggs evenly on two plates.

"All in due time," he said, and handed one plate to Marco. "First we have breakfast."

#osws fandom challenge #rpf #sports rpf #text #mine #alpine skiing #justiel

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sandsofdteam-moved · 2 years

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5 and 12 :D

heyy!! hope ur doin well :D (dteamblr ask game)

5. when did you first start watching their content? what got you into it?

I’m gonna be real honest and say I really didn’t like Dream when I first got into their content in early 2020, not bc I specifically disliked him or anything, but because I was a bitch about liking the same mcyts as my sisters—my younger sister was actually the first one to watch dt content in my house! Eventually I got one of the death shuffles recommended to me and I caved, albeit in the middle of the night with headphones on so no one would hear. Got hooked on the dnf dynamic from their duo videos, then the dteam dynamic off their challenge vids, and here I am 2 years later still going strong off the same 3 losers even though my sister’s lost most interest lmfao

12. talk about your favorite dynamic that they have with each other or someone else

Oh this could be a long one, I could talk about dteam dynamics for ages and go on and on, I don’t really have a preference because they’re all wonderful

First off, Dreamnap, the ultimate brothers from another mother, partners in crime for a decade, and absolute soulmates. Their dynamic is crude and hilarious and so full of love that they even have their own little nickname of “brother” when they want to convey all of their care in just a word—from the tweet after Sap had surgery to Dream’s 30k donation on stream, you can tell that behind the angry gamer exterior they’re a couple of softies! Dream gives the world and more to Sapnap and Sapnap acts like he’d defend the guy until his own lungs give out, so as long as Dream isn’t directing his anger towards him. They’re toxic in the best way possible where behind every jab is a bastion of history and trust. Their friendship has been through ups and downs and from what it seems, they’d lay down their lives for one another if it came down to it.

Secondly is SNF, the original duo of menaces to their tired keepers. I remember back in the day during early dteam content where I genuinely thought they hated each other, especially after they “bonded” to annoy Dream during one of the dteam videos. In retrospect I was an idiot 😭 their antics came from their kindred spirit—even now, they egg each other on to do the worst things possible and act like actual siblings. Sapnap looks up to George like an older brother (and has apparently said as much, to George’s chagrin) and George could give less of a shit about a brotherly dynamic, and sees in Sap someone he can drop his guard and be himself with like the gremlin he really is. Ofc, the two of them do genuinely just have fun together and can spend just as long as any other dteam duo, evidenced by their apparently characteristic long calls in teamspeak that Bad alluded to in a past stream. Idk I just love that they’re so in sync about all of their shenanigans and bits (mcc roleplay…) but when it comes down to it they do just genuinely find comfort in one another’s presence and can build each other up just as much as they can knock one another down :]

And finally the elephant in the room, the shitshow of DNF. Idk where to even start with these two, I feel like Dream’s tweets honestly sum it up better than I ever could—their dynamic and teamwork started the entire Drempire of content, with George putting all of his trust into some 20 year old from Florida despite having a lucrative degree and what sounds like an insanely competitive level of talent, and Dream working like hell to make sure that George didn’t waste his shot. They started the empire, roped all their friends in, and managed to create one of the most successful content groups in internet history. The trusting bond they share seems almost inhuman. That’s not to mention the amount of care and love that goes unsaid but not unheard. We’ve seen them tunnel vision within calls filled with upwards of a dozen people. Despite never having met, they know each other scarily well, knowing the intricacies of how each others’ brains work, how to annoy each other, and especially how to fluster the other. There’s just something particular about the ways that the two of them constantly gravitate towards each other, use those disgustingly sweet voices, and, well, play into the dnfing. I don’t think anyone is advocating harder for dnf to be real than dnf 😭 from fanart likes to quips to lord knows what kind of off-camera conversations they have, no one is doing it like them. Anyways. I said SNF are in sync and while that’s true, it doesn’t hold a candle to the shit that these two pull with the equally horrible sexts and fond reactions to each others’ voices and presences. They’re obsessed with doing things together sometimes and it makes everyone in the local vicinity want to gouge their ears out and I can’t say I blame them! I’d do the same 😒😒 Idk I just adore the dynamic capabilities of their relationship that can be pulled and interpreted in a million different directions, when at the end of the day it does just come down to them having an insanely strong love for one another :>

and all together they are just complete menaces needing parental supervision, egging each other on to do the dumbest shit or working in duos to fuck with the other person. but like all the other duo dynamics, their bond is immeasurable and a delight to get to witness, and I can’t wait to see that translate to them irl!

#asks with esper #ask game #oh god I started rambling 😭 sorry #dteam loveposting #I just think they’re all pretty neat :] my little guys #long post

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There are a couple of things happening and Hera is going to make her announcements and we have some too

Thor Freya

Here we go we have some things to announce and they're pretty big I realize what my husband saying it's always this is happening they're cutting them down and for Christ's sake there's still a bunch of them and they're large the a****** himself is having a save a bunch of it and we need to say this this guy next door is a huge dick but we say it because you don't like those people either and he's AI boy but boy is he get excited and he thinks he's winning and he does not have the AI he is a huge loser.

-we have several things going in West Palm and Miami Tampa Sarasota Tallahassee Oliver Florida people are looking for stuff that Trump has of mine and my husband and they're going gangbusters on it it's right here the guy is a sucker and sap and falling apart and they're attacking I'm taking it and BJ is just as rude everyone's going to find out soon

-so few other things too this guy John remillard went out to eat last night and he left like $20,000 on the table and it was his money it was a special money and someone said wow that's a lot of money and they called him and said did you leave the money on intentionally on the table and left some stuff out he says yeah he said well that's a pretty damn big tip so he goes how big was it and it's a thousands they said okay I'll come back and pick it up comes back picks it up and says thank you very much and doesn't give them anything he says you should have told me earlier so you left before we had it and next time we keep it then they said this here comes next time and they're sick of the guy and they said it on their own for the most part and they went out there after him and took the money and he's going do you know who you're messing with and they go deadhead Fred and it's like no it's Trump and I haven't had me even he's afraid of it and he heard no we're getting rid of it how's everybody else so he clocked him and pulled them in because of what he said that's going on a lot and he's did it because someone had him do it because he's handling the money in the money machine and he's like showing my husband this big thing of cash and he got in trouble because of it and that's one of the things they did and he's saying you can't tell me that and saying you mean you may not as a difference sweetie little f****** candy cane so they start beating him up and said stop calling him and hit him he broke and they hit him again and didn't he said well he hates you and they started taking money and stuff and he's a loser but that's how you get money and stuff so on to the next thing

-Trump in the sun are fighting all the time like cats and dogs and they're fighting on shows they're fighting in public they're fighting on the streets they're fighting in the courtroom everybody hates them he won't stop doing it and it's asinine and the max are having them do it they're trying to say our son is going to fight us all the time for our stuff for their stuff and what have you is wrong it never happens and say it's a precursor let me say so what you're a little babies too it's going to be easy but easier than we think and it probably will be but we are getting ready for a war at least two or massive massive nuises and they're on their way out the race fights are starting it's not really a war and it's because they're coming in and it's starting in Mississippi where a lot of them are going and it's spreading to Alabama and other Southern States Louisiana there's a whole bunch of them going there and to California large numbers and to New York it's actually quite the influx I mean that's a lot of people okay is a good amount of people who are coming in and they have had it with their attitude and their stuff and their talk they're ridiculous idiots and it said a lot and reiterated and they're not tolerable of them tolerant of them and they keep warning them to shut up and the warlocks are going away and they go out to the west and they're making all these motorcycles and there are tons of minority warlock coming in for the motorcycles they know what it means and they're in trouble they said and they are attacking them and they're attacking them pretty good all the mack warlock is a huge fight and it's going on right now and there's a lot of people concerned about my husband because Stan is losing his power base and Mac and they're the ones saying they're going to take over the apartment when they can't take it over bja wants to take it over but he's going to fall so my husband says his mom inviting and fighting the Biden if these guys fall and they might fall because there are movies falling doesn't mean that they will but they won't be for a bit but they're starting to get their asses kicked and the empire is too and Biden is pseudo empire. So I start announcing what's going on.

-there's several other things happening and one of them is we're going to war with the morlock John Reema Lord says and I say that he is

-John vivallard I'm putting a hit on you a real one goodbye

-that was my husband any orders of son to do it and he's going to and this ways we can do it all such ways additional to that we are seeking him on special warrant and to haul him in is to get stuff for our army and we have a personal army too and we need it we're going to town and pretty soon we're going to have a huge one in New Zealand and that's what I'm getting to it is about smog and people are up there trying to break him out to do this kidnapping plan that supposedly Tommy savino has and really it's the plan of JC and they heard it too and they see why is all sorts of symbolism from him and some of the max status it's going on now and it's going to be huge and I'm very soon and one of the reasons is that they are trying to get him out of there and tons of people are going to die in Disney world and people are saying it enough people die he's going to be covered in blood it's not in a valley but it's been known that body is pile up and people think they can try and get there if they pile bodies up so it's going to be one of those things already there's been about 5,000 deaths in the Harry Potter village and people want to see it

-there's more to see you then what's going on it's more than meets the eye there's tons of people dying but additional to that which is started up already you can see it they are going after our automobiles and money and this other stuff too down here and one of them is the house from stow Massachusetts and I was there. A lot of people want to see it to see if it has a basement in the basement is somewhere else but there is a door that goes nowhere no it's a little closet and they wanted to look at it and there's a movie that takes place and yeah they tried movie it and one of these idiots got cut in half and got broiled and they broke the house a little and it's kind of healing there's other things happening that's pretty huge they're fighting over it and it's in fort Myers there are huge armies heading towards Miami to take the cars and money and the money spots that we noted are becoming hot and Mexico is much harder and these idiots are there trying to get my money my husband gave me money some of it in the bank is his cash and he says it's my money but I get it but still it's his cash and it's about $5,000 but the interest of money is his if you work it out it's only about 25 Grand but he has investments in California and money in California it all the banks and companies who worked at and total is about 2.5 billion dollars. And it's not the most money he has it's a New England it's about 80 billion dollars in investments in cash CDs and it's all in Massachusetts and Rhode Island and some in New Hampshire when he went up there he deposited part of his social security check is about $10,000 there and Max have plans for all the money and investments he had money and investments it wasn't that much and I put some more in so part of its mind but really it made a lot of money he invested and stuff that you knew we were going to do. So we're going to publish because it's huge but it started off and they're fighting like hell and finally in Florida and his Firebird the 1969 yellow Firebird with a cragar SST rims and still has those that is in Massachusetts and he sold it to some guy so you can fix it up and not to worry about all the problems he bought it for like two grand which is less than you bought it for only $500 and I send it saying it's his code and the guy said that's great and he went out and he figured out what it means and he's mad but what do you want it's 500 bucks I don't have that money so he turns around and says you don't need to worry about it and we have that and said I don't have the 500 and he goes I suddenly see something you're sick with it I said what kind of nincompoop doesn't understand as people who have too much money I'm actually poor so he got mad and said this kid is angry all the time he's poor find out there's tons of people doing it and his pseudo empire and it is not Mike too it's Daniel he says don't bring my car to spain Daniel. And Ken is hearing it Daniel is in Rhode Island mostly no he was from Massachusetts and he is in the dinosaur guy in the name Barney Frank oh that's dc he put it in storage in Boston and my husband says the Pontiac in Boston that's a little odd it's not really but it's strange to him and it's in storage somewhere in downtown underneath the one of those towers and tons of people are going to go there so he told hey FIB but really it's huge and Billy z has the regal which is really the Buick super car shaped like a regular car and that goes through a lot of dumb s*** before it comes out of there and he's supposed to get that thing you might not it's just grossness around it really really awful history and it was awful history at the bridge job and Trump is the one that broke him out of there and the Buick regal was proof now this guy is an a****** about everything and he's up in my face I'm sending people after him

-couple more things are gigantic people pulling out those used motorcycles are harassing people all over the damn place out there and they're trying to find us and stuff so we're started killing tons of them and they're falling and people out there killing them so I go do your job or die and they're sitting there blabbing and it's anymore groups in and more groups and what we're starting to say is why don't you f*** off of that and the groups are not necessarily going right there so we're saying if they don't go right there they're going to get hit if they deviate they get hit it started only an hour after and it said three groupings somewhere else it is dumber than s*** and they're a huge huge groups at them no so he says well go in there and take this stuff and tell him to stop sending people unless they send unarmed people with only stuff to go get the motorcycles and you don't need that many people and so just try doing that and we're taking the motorcycles and other groups are doing it too and these guys are dumbfounded really they're stupid people and there's a whole bunch of people going after them for being dumb they're not getting this stuff out either and it just keep trying that dumb s*** and the same orders and it's effective and I'll tell you what there's a lot of idiots for sending there and a lot of them from the area and they go down and they look like they're going to go there and they don't they get hit and they keep going and piling up and he's sending them up the river and they get hit and we're taking ships he has a poor boy we're pulling stuff out by tomorrow morning the four or five other groups and however many are going to have probably 50 to 60% of all the stuff out and taking it to their areas and these guys can suck wind it's happening all over the world and their motorcycle stuff is slowing down to nothing. And my husband says I'm so sick of having nothing and are people and all this crap he wants to grab all the Can-Am and Polaris so I guess we're going to make a little car it started laughing and the arrows sorry and BG has a design so we can sell them the kit cuz he probably doesn't have time to make it and he's looking at like this I don't have time to make this stupid kit. There's a lot of those arrow vehicles not as many as one would think but the way it comes out it looks real cool and he's asking about chassis and says what size chassis you would fit it and would work. It says the Geo is too big but it would look good it's not really that huge he said there's a couple other cars that are the same size it's like the Tercel and cars that size American ones too and so he's talking to people about those cars and making kits because the cars are intact the motors are not and you have to do the seals or change the suspension so you just rip the body off and interior and you change out the seals I mean you take out the drivetrain because you know you can make a teeny rear I mean mid-drive I mean and he knows what you mean he's saying there's something else weird about it and he said he missed it but he figures out something it's not that important he says oh it's like that little teeny lotus and he thought so and that's kind of the size and kind of will look like a little but not much it looks more like The arrow and he goes what do we call it and my husband says the arrow with a r r o w has kind of like what Max might fall for so he's going ahead and saying we have the arrow and he goes I might have to make the kit and he's saying that cuz it's not a conversion but we can make the conversion kit conversion I think we should and cares about the name we need other stuff and motivation and they said good and they're getting to it and getting permission there's other things too

-there's other things too and it makes sense it says Megan just makes a damn thing out of fiber you have all these people and lawn mowers and they'll be the lawnmower man it's probably one of yours anyways I all sudden she goes okay is it going to go ahead and do it and he says if that car you turn into a flying car it's so damn small she looked at you and said you better stop it it'll be easy and it'll go fast so she likes that she's going to try it and you can probably do it with carbon she knows it works too makeshift compared to what you usually do it's not so she's getting excited about it it's just that I'll give a damn what you say I should have done this s*** I thought you were so she's got some prototypes using the lawn mower and she's saying it's mid-engine so she moves the engine and it has a real small it has to be made engine he goes by the screwing around with it you can make the Bugatti. Probably that size or bigger and she's looking and says yeah maybe a teensy bit although you might be able to get the molds and all that stuff from that company she looks like she says yeah probably. So my husband opens the sliding door by ripping it open it doesn't make tons of noise he walks up to Megan Merkel and it's a dream sequence and she looks up like he's real big and noisy and he's pretty bulky but he goes I'm only three inches taller than I was and she goes over there and get the stuff. So it's kind of funny and then the car is rolling so she's laughing cuz she's broken into open the door he just rips it open it was funny about it is that he's three of us over her he looks gigantic because he's bulky

We're going to publish it's fun and funny

Hera

Zues

I guess he would look like bane and it's true and he wants to do it it sounds like fun cuz he put the machine on and have tubes and try and make them green somehow and they sell them like that and it says I bet I can light up the tube or maybe get those strips that light up and people that laugh because it doesn't look exactly right but it'll be fun and it would be a lot of fun but he comes up with fun stuff to do that's how you I tell you though it wouldn't cost much and it's a good time and yeah your boots will be too small

Bitol and Goddess Wife I'm going to get my name here soon

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grandmasickomode · 1 year

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*scrolls scrolls scrolls-* aHA! found it! *slaps the bingo card into your askbox* blorbo time òwó

i do not know your blorbos, friend, but i dont have to for this card! using your favorite blorbo - YES your FAVORITE! - mark the boxes that apply to it and Tell Me About Your Blorbo!

(i saw your sad meme and actually am interested to know who your favorite blorbo is, and what media they're from!)

U are very sweet and now I need to do the thing. In fact I will do it twice.

If we are talking about Flavor of the Week I am think so hard about Stain from bnha (and no i have not watched it, I see him through my opera glasses like "hey there handsome man".) I also blame a certain asmr artist for having an incredible stain voice that leaves me just AAAAAAA?

Mind u this is all PRE-I AM GOING TO RESEARCH THEM TO HELL AND BACK phase. Just wait until Im actually done researching Im gonna be insufferable. Also am I gonna self ship with him and my self insert? Maybe. Hes one of the first to make me feel ok doimg so :o

Now if we are talking long term Ive had them for years lile a lil white dog with eye crust level of devotion Id have to say TFA Sentinel Prime.

What can I say except I have written fucking essays about this jackoff in discord and on tumblr. He is my silly rabbit. He is everything wrong with the system. He is perfect. He is so fucking flawed. The narritive fucked him over. I think he got what he deserved.

I used to hate him and think he was truly yhe worst character ever until I realized he just like me for real. A sap trying to adapt to a system that doesnt allow mercy or kindness or to even cry. Constantly pretending like you have everything under control because the alternative is admitting you dont. And thus showing weakness in a system where that isnt allowed.

I saw him in me and I cried thinking about it because I had the luxury to do so.

I love him lots but I would still mercilessly bully him because itf be funny.

I also ship him with shockwave because theyre both losers who are too devoted to causes that dont care about them

And if they can find comfort and solace in each others pain and suffering, then maybe things would be a little bit more peaceful.

I also headcanon Sentinel as a monster fucker and he heart eyes @ shockwave because (thank you @cloverpatches for this headcanon) shockwave is an insecticon amd sentinel is super fucking into insecticons (not bugs or techno organics, theres a difference).

So yes I have lots to say but this is already a longass post.

#Ask meme #Thank u for attending my ted talk #Aka me atanding on a soap box and yelling about charavters in the park #I greatly appreciate ur willingness to bite the bullet and let me scream like a feral ape

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mcytcat · 2 years

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can you do some head cannons w dream / crew boys w a reader who blushes super easily? any attention i get my face just goes 🍅 lol thanks :]

Of course dear anon. <3

I did just do the dream team, that's all I had the motivation for so I'm sorry, I might do more another time though.

Also you happen to be my first request so here have a cookie 🍪

Request: yes

Warnings: swearing

Notes: this is my first request soo.. yay ALSO i'm so sorry this took so long, i had some personal stuff going on

✩ dream ✩

• the two of you would just be sitting on his couch watching a movie or sumthin

• dream, being the cocky bastard that he is, he does that classic arm over shoulder thing

• gently pulling you closer you can already feel your face heating up

• in an attempt to hide the very obvious rose hue that has appeared on your face, you bury your face into his sweater

• "I'm sorry, did I make you uncomfortable, that's not what I was trying to do, fuck, I, you okay your face is so red" dream says unwrapping his arm from around you and turns to face you

• "no no, I'm fine, I just, how do I say this without sounding like a complete simp, I like you, a lot actually, and you make me nervous, in a good way"

• "oh, OH, I'm sorry I thought I hurt you somehow"

• "It's okay, you didn't know, and honestly I think it's really sweet that you care about me"

• "And I like you too loser"

• "OH FUCK YOU, YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING DON'T YOU" you say, your face heating up impossibly more

• *insert tea kettle wheeze here*

A/N oh my tea is ready

• "maybeeeee"

A/N no one: sapnap in the corner doing his annual bringing of all the dishes from his room down: 🧍

»»———-　　———-««

♡ sapnap ♡

• having you be able to go out with sapnap would be almost the best thing ever

• he would be wanting to go out just about every chance you both had

• one day the two of you decided to go out for dinner

• being the little bit of a sugar baby for dream that he is, he convinced dream to 'lend' him some money to go to a fancy resurant

• by fancy i mean montana's or some shit

• once you made it to the restaurant the host asked if you wanted a table or a booth

• "ah well me and my beautiful partner here, would like, what would you like dear??" sap says

• you feel your cheeks heating up immediately

• "ugh, it's, um yes, a, um a booth would be nice" you say, clearly stumbling over your words the blush on your face, quite noticeable at this point

• "yes, a booth, we would like a booth" sapnap says pulling you close by your waist

• "right this way" the host says, walking towards the main floor of the restaurant

• "oml sap, why did you have to do that" you ask, a half whisper, the two of you slowing making your way, following the host

• " do what, love" sap replies, in more of a seductive whisper than anything

• "omg i hate you"

• "love you too"

»»———-　　———-««

☾ george ☽

• i see george as a man who also blushes really easily

• so if one of you makes the other blush you already know that person is starting to blush too (idk if that made sense but whatever)

• when george is streaming you like to sit in the corner on a huge beanbag

• george would be streaming and you would just go like

• "ha you died, loser"

• and he would blush from the nickname

• you seeing the blush rise from his cheeks yours begin to heat up too

• "ooo are you blushing" you tease pulling the blanket on your lap up in an attempt to hide the roseyness (is that a word, idc, it is now)

• "no i'm not shut up, and come on your blushing too" he tries to say, but slightly stuttering

• "oh your not blushing, then why'd you say 'too' hmmm"

• "it's- noo, alright bye chat" he says before quickly ending stream and making his way over to you

• "what are you-AHH" you start but george picks you up and throws you on the bed, soon following from the pure force of momentum

• "omg george why i was comfy"

• "cuz i can't have you embarrassing me on stream, loser" he says, giving you a peck on the nose

• "hey, you missed" you say puckering your lips

• "oh i'm so sorryyyy, how could iiii" george replies, giving you a proper kiss

#mcyt headcanons #mcyt fluff #mcyt x reader #mcyt #dream x reader #dream x y/n #dream x you #sapnap x reader #sapnap x y/n #sapnap x you #georgenotfound x reader #georgenotfound x y/n #georgenotfound x you #dreamteam x reader #catwritesshit

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tacticaldiary · 3 years

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Accidental Injury

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Reader accidentally hurt Katsuki while sparring - anon

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Pairing: Reader x Bakugou Katsuki

Genre: Hurt/Comfort

She didn’t mean to hurt him. The fact that she managed to land such a serious shit on him during their sparring match was shocking in itself. It was her own fault for losing control of her quirk though-

Masterlist

I like this idea ‘cause it’s usually Bakugou accidentally injuring Y/N. Nice to see a little change.

The sickening thud makes Y/N shout out in alarm. Bakugou’s body slides down the cement wall, where he lies, motionless. Y/N screams out his name and abandons her defensive stance to rush to his side. She crouches next to him quickly and immediately feels sickened when she sees blood seeping out of the side of his heads, near his left temple.

They had been training together, sparring, and Y/N had managed to land a pretty hard hit on him. Only, it was harder than she intended, and she lost control of her strength quirk for a split second, the punch sending her boyfriend plummeting towards the wall.

None of them ever held back when sparring. Y/N knows Baugou would be personally offended if he found out that she ever went easy on him, and Bakugou believed that going easy on Y/N would be an insult to her. He knew she was strong. Fighting someone as strong as him would help her grow and vice versa.

She can hear other footsteps, and she turns around to find Denki. After yelling at him to go get Recovery Girl, she turns her attention to him, examining his wound. It didn’t look too deep. It was bleeding sluggishly.

Eventually Recovery Girl and Aizawa Sensei show up and take the lead from there. Y/N can only watch as they take an unconscious Bakugou to the medbay.

“I’m sor-”

“Shut up.” His red eyes glare at her harshly, as if daring her to repeat her apology.

“You’re hurt because of me!” Y/N protests.

“We were sparring. No shit someone got hurt.” he raises an eyebrow, looking a little strange with the bandage wrapped around his head. He would be fine, thanks to recovery girl and would be able to leave in a few hours. He was sitting up in the cot while Y/N was sitting in a chair next to him. Y/N feels another wave of guilt wash over her as she looks at the bandage. She remains quiet as recovery girl walks in the room.

Y/N fiddles with the worksheet on her desk idly, not looking at her boyfriend, who was seated on her bed, scrolling through his phone. He had been discharged a few hours ago and they had headed to Y/N’s room. Silent for the past few hours.

“Come here.” Bakugou’s voice finally cuts the silence, annoyed and determined. Y/N sighs and slowly turns around to face him, eyes immediately catching on the bandage again. That was her fault…

“Oi, I said get your ass over here.” He says again, with a slight scowl. Y/N complies, moving over to sit next to him, still keeping a considerable amount of distance between them. She hears his frustrated groan and then yelps as she feels his arms wind around her and pull her towards him. They end up lying down, with Y/N on his chest. She’s tense, eyes darting nervously around her room. Her hand, which usually busied themselves in his hair, remained at her sides awkwardly. After a few more seconds of silence, Bakugou speaks again, clearly angry about something.

“The hell is wrong with you?” he looks down at her, brows furrowed. “You think I can’t handle one of your shitty punches? You’re calling me weak?”

She shakes her head quickly. He was anything but weak, one of the strongest people she knew.

“Then what the hell is it? Don’t you fucking dare treat me like I’m fragile.” His voice turns low at the last part. He hated being treated like her was weak. He despised it.

“I...You’re not weak...that’s...that’s not it. I’d never treat you like that!”

He waits for her to continue. She does eventually, sighing.

“I lost control for a second. I could’ve hurt you, no! I did hurt you!”

“And?”

“And? What do you mean ‘and’? You could have gotten a concussion and-”

“Did I complain about that?” he asks

“...No?”

“Then why the fuck are you worrying about it?” He says, leaning back and closing his eyes, his grip around her tightening.

“I-...I’m sorry.” She whispers finally. Bakugou scowls in response, but allows her to apologise.

“Don’t think you’ll get me that easily next time, loser.” He mutters, grabbing her hand and guiding it to his head. When she realises what he’s doing, she attempts to yank her hand away, but is unable to as he tightens his grip. Red eyes meet hers, asking her to calm down and demanding trust. She nods minutely and Bakugou doesn’t look away from her until her hand is gently placed on his head. He let’s go and Y/N, after a minute’s hesitation starts stroking and running her hand through it.

Bakugou hums in satisfaction and holds her close, tangling their legs together. After a few minutes, he feels her relax in his hold.

He starts to doze off because off the energy sapped from him when he was healed, but before he’s out completely, he can feel Y/N press her lips to his temple, his injured temple, and mutter another apology. He wants to scoff at her, anything to convince her it wasn’t her fault, but he’s out like a light the next minute.

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(3/04/2021)

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