#the son. satan
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a gift for satan, the master tutor
btw this one is like. 80 points long so gl with that. i had fun with it though! hopefully you do too ^.^
“listen. satan. let’s go out.”
his brain totally stops at that. nobody else seems to notice- did you whisper it? he can’t quite remember! he needs to reboot his brain, hold on a second MC
“hellooo? satan? i asked if you wanted to go out with me to town? on a shopping trip?”
so not a date then. WELL NO WONDER NOBODY LOOKED OVER AT THEM BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T ASKING IN THE FIRST PLACE
there also wasn’t a single question there, so he can’t help but suspect you were trying to tease him with the possibility of reciprocated love…
you smile at him. he thinks about saying no in retaliation. but then… what if asmo goes with you instead… or mammon… can he really risk that? no.
great day in town too btw. nice and warm and peaceful. you say something about how lucifer would give you his credit card if you got 100% on all your exams, and you did! satan thinks about how lucifer is such a goddamn sap when it comes to you. grow a backbone, loser
“so where are we going?”
“clothes shopping!”
ugh. he hates clothes shopping. it’s so boring, and he has enough in his wardrobe. so do you actually, why are you choosing to go CLOTHES shopping with lucifer’s credit card?? you already have enough?!
he voices this. but nicely. you shake your head and laugh.
“no, silly! we are going clothes shopping for YOU.”
we what now
“no offence, and i mean this with my whole heart, but your clothes are so incredibly ugly. it always looks like you got dressed in the dark. this belt looks like the one i had when i was 11.”
ok, rude
“it’s a good thing you’re a demon bc your closet is a sin in itself”
:( he thinks it looks nice!
“tbh i am embarrassed to be out with you looking like that, but for today it's fine because it’s for the greater good”
apparently it does not look as nice as he originally thought. ok
well, it’s lucifer’s credit card, and he gets to spend the day with you, so it COULD be worse
majolish is up first
he does a lot of standing around while you play around with clothes
“it’s kinda hard to see how this would look on you because your jacket is so goddamn ugly. can you take off your shirt for a second”
TOTALLY misses the flirtatious tone in that sentence and is just offended instead
then it clicks what you asked him. but he still doesn’t get what you were talking about and just gets nervous
“mc we are in public?????????”
you give him a Look.
he doesn’t understand why (he will hours later) (he will burst into your room while there’s another brother in there and say “i’ll take my shirt off for you mc!” and pull it off and the brother will punch him in the stomach. i’m thinking of mammon when i write this)
you find a sales attendant
“hey so i’m gonna burn all his current clothes because they’re awful”
you gesture at his outfit
YOU’RE GOING TO BURN ALL HIS CLOTHES??
WHY IS THE ATTENDANT NODDING LIKE SHE UNDERSTANDS??
“the jacket is distracting me because it’s ugly. can you help me out here?”
“have you tried taking it off?”
“i asked but he whined”
YOU DIDN’T ASK DON’T LIE AND DON’T LIE ABOUT HIM?
the attendant purses her lips but keeps her mouth shut. probably because he’s the avatar of wrath
“it’s so terrible because when you look at his face he’s hot, but then you look at the rest of his outfit and realise you value your dignity more. imagine how much of a heartthrob he could be if he didn’t permanently look like he was getting dressed in the dark!”
mc. what the fuck? HE’S NEVER HEARD SUCH A BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT
“i see. this could cost a lot of money…”
“it’s okay. we have his dad’s credit card.”
he’s going to strangle you. he starts thinking about how to kill you. au revoir mc. it is the end of your life. you will not get a gravestone.
then he remembers how much he’ll miss you. FUCK.
satan settles for a very strong glare. scowl and everything
“um. what size is he?”
“great question. satan take off your shirt so we can find out”
he does not. he still doesn’t get it. he does know his size though so he lets the demon know and then she does her thing.
then it’s trying on clothes. DAMN he hates this. this is terrible and SO BORING. how tf does asmo do it
it takes forever too :(
the demon whispers in your ear.
“hey satan have you tried wearing pants that fit you so we don’t have to suffer through the ugly belts you choose”
at least asmo isn’t here with you???
he finishes shopping with you at SEVEN O’CLOCK. HE SPENT NINE HOURS SUFFERING THROUGH THIS
you even asked if he could wear one of his new outfits out of the store and fold up the other one, and that’s how he ended up wearing something more “stylish”
you pay for them to deliver his new clothes to the house of lamentation via truck because you decide you can’t be bothered carrying the boxes.
not that it would be possible there’s like 20 there and they’re NOT small
“i feel like we’ve hit the spending limit on lucifer’s card even though it doesn’t have a limit”
honestly he feels like that too. but he’s a lot less remorseful about it than you apparently are
you grab his hand and squeeze it and look at him with such a lovely warm smile that it makes this whole day worth it.
you really wipe away all his suffering with a smile. this is really bad for him, satan is in for a whole world of trouble with you
you squeeze his hand
augh he’s so in love with you this is terrible. but so GOOD at the same time it’s a complicated thing don’t ask him to explain it
“now we get to go home and have fun!”
have fun…?
OH RIGHT YOU’RE GOING TO BURN ALL HIS CLOTHES HE TOTALLY FORGOT
“we don’t have to go that far”
“no we do. we can get belphie and asmo in on it too!”
so that’s how he’s spending his saturday night. burning all his clothes.
asmo says this is a celebration and brings music
belphie brings gasoline
asmo says that it’s fabric so there’s no need for gasoline
belphie pours more on the clothes like he’s making a point. satan has no idea what the point is
you bring out the rest of his clothes and tell him to kiss them goodbye
“can i at least keep the jacket?”
loud sigh from you! whY??
“ok sure whatever. now lets light these things on fire!”
asmo and you are having a great time. belphie is watching them all go up in flames from his spot on the ground
lucifer comes out and yells at you both but you’re too busy dancing in front of the fire to pay attention
“dance with me?”
satan feels a smile tug at his lips as he takes your hand.
he’s in love with you.
he’s so in love with you.
his heart will beat for you forever, taken in by your evil doings and gentle ways.
and tonight he’ll dance with you until the flames subside and you tell him to stop.
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me swd#obey me satan#obey me mc#obey me satan x reader#kind of#obey me crack#do these count. as headcanons. i'll put them up anyway and then someone can complain if not#obey me headcanons#majolish#fashion disaster catboy kid#the son. satan#bullying#satan headcanons
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“I ought to be thy Adam, but I am rather the fallen angel.”
#Frankenstein#frankensteins monster#victor frankenstein#mary shelley#gothic lit#gothic art#goth artist#sooo the creature is pretty fuckin terrifying and I don’t think I’ve conveyed that much in my art yet#if you haven’t watched the royal ballet I highly recommend you do#I may post some clips bc I haven’t seen anyone else do that?#but ur better watching the whole thing#and the national theatre play#they’re both just Very good adaptations and the monster is terrifying in them 😭#my art#this is very much inspired by/based on a statue by Jean-Baptiste carpaeux#‘ugolino and his sons’#and the carvings of Satan by Gustave Dore
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Rest in peace, legend. 🕊️🐉
Akira Toriyama 鳥山 明 • 1955 - 2024.
#akira toriyama#dragon ball#art#creator#cartoon#comic#japan#dragon ball kai#dragon ball gt#dragon ball super#dragon ball z#son goku#goku#vegeta#gohan#gotenks#trunks#pan#videl#mr satan#bulma#master roshi#krillin#cell#majin buu#freeza#anime#toei animation#鳥山 明#ドラゴンボール
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Here's this year's Secret Santa pic I made for a friend! Happy Holidays! 🎄🎁🃏
#sketch#dbz#dragon ball z#gohan#son gohan#chichi#son chichi#videl#videl satan#piccolo#gohan is super saiyan because his glasses are on the table#also what game are they playing? idk#some kind of poker-like game but its not poker cause theyve got the wrong number of cards
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it hims! the Okumura guyy!! >:]
#blue exorcist#ao no exorcist#rin okumura#anime#manga#fanart#son of satan#ane#aoex#coal tars#myart#grinuart#my art#digital art#anime boy#manga boy#demon
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Lucifer: Satan.
Lucifer: I am your father.
Satan: *pins Lucifer back against the wall with a butter knife to the throat*
Satan: Take. THAT. BACK.
Lucifer: 😐
And from then on, Satan was known as the 4th brother.
#i feel in my bones#that lucifer tried to call satan his son only once#and satan shut that down so hard god himself winced#obey me#obey me shall we date#shall-we-date-obey-me#obey me satan#obey me lucifer#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me nightbringer#omnb#star wars reference
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Not them having the exact same pose 😭😭
Satan is going to be so mad when he sees this
#obey me#obey me satan#satan obey me#obey me luficer#lucifer obey me#obey me nightbringer#it's a father and son thing
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gohan!!!!!
#dbz#dragon ball#dragon ball z#gohan#sangohan#son gohan#videl#videl satan#piccolo#hanvi#zombieryuu#great saiyaman#great saiyaman 2
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[On the phone]
Lucifer: What do you want, Satan?
Satan: Lucifer, listen, we may have our differences but I care about you and you deserve to know the truth
Lucifer:
Satan: I don’t know how to tell you this but… Diavolo is cheating on you
Lucifer: What?
Satan: Yeah. I’m at the grocery store right now and he’s here too. And he’s flirting with a succubus and being all touchy with her
Lucifer:
Lucifer: *Staring at Diavolo (who is on top of him)* Is that so?
Satan: Yes! If I were you, I would immediately file for divorce
Lucifer:
#obey me shall we date#obey me#obey me dialuci#dialuci#lucifer x diavolo#diavolo x lucifer#obey me diavolo#obey me lucifer#obey me satan#obey me brothers#Satan has gotten tired of the step-dad/son jokes#and yes Diavolo and Lucifer were getting quite busy#until Satan interrupted
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skype grandpa ily
#dbssh#dragon ball super#piccolo#dbz#gohan#videl#pan#dragon ball#son gohan#piccolo dbz#dragon ball super super hero#skart#videl satan
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great saiyaman one & two !
#dragon ball#dragon ball z#dbz#db#dbs#dragon ball super#gohan#son gohan#videl#videl satan#hanvi#videl x gohan#gohan x videl#great saiyaman#great saiyaman 2#fanart
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I drew this instead of writing an essay :)) I think it was worth it
#rin okumura#rin#rin okumura fanart#okumura rin#blue exorcist rin#aoex#aoex fanart#aoex manga#aoex season 3#ao no exorcist#fanart#art#my art#blue exorsict#blue exorcist#blue exorcist fanart#blue excorsist#son of satan#badly drawn#essays are less important than this twink
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luci please give your spawn a cat already :v
#lucifer’s spawn desires a cat#father son moment#or uh#sibling moment#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me nightbringer#obey me screenshot#obey me lucifer#lucifer obey me#Lucifer#lucifer om#om lucifer#satan obey me#obey me satan#satan#om satan#satan om
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#great saiyaman#Family saiyaman#Saiyaman#dragon ball#dragon ball z#goku#son goku#gohan#mr satan#Videl#Pan
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draw damien thorn. draw damien thorn. draw damien thorn. draw damien thorn. This is your brain speaking
wow that so wild my brain was telling me to draw damien guys
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𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫 𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔤👹
#blue exorcist#ao no exorcist#rin okumura#aoex#青の祓魔師#my art#grinuart#anime#manga#demon#blue fire#anime boy#son of satan#idk what else gobye#fanart
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