F-O-O-D (Dragon Ball/RWBY Crossover Shitpost)
Ren: "Jaune, do you want to get some D-E-S-E-R-T."
Jaune: "Yeah, I need a T-R-E-A-T."
Nora: *approaching her teammates* "Whatcha guys talkin' about?"
Gohan: *walks up next to her* "Yeah, why did you guys just spell deser--?"
Pyrrha: "Gohan, no!"
Jaune: "Gohan, shut up!"
Ren: "Don't say it!"
Gohan: *blinks* "Why?"
Jaune: *grimaces* "Gods, how do we explain this?"
Ren: "Nora..." *exhales, looking at his long-time friend* "...can't spell."
Nora: *stands there, humming to herself*
Gohan: *eyes widened* "What?!"
Pyrrha: "She can't spell! When we talk about something she wants, we spell it out loud so she doesn't get too excited."
Gohan: *bewildered* "She's about to be 18! She can't handle hearing the word treat?"
Nora: *turns to Gohan, excited* "TREAT?"
Jaune: "No treat!"
Nora: "TREAT??"
Pyrrha: "No treat!!"
Nora: "TREAT???"
Ren: "No treat!!!"
Nora: *dejected* "Aww."
Gohan: *cringes, turns to the rest of Team J_PR* "Okay, what is happening?"
Jaune: "You just saw! She gets excited when she hears the word T-R-E-A-T."
Nora: *turns to her leader* "Whatcha talkin' about, Jaune?"
Jaune: "Homework."
Nora: "Aww, shucks."
Gohan: *squints* "So, you guys treat her like a toddler?!"
Nora: *excited* "TREAT?"
Pyrrha: "No treat!"
Nora: "TREAT??"
Jaune: "No treat!!"
Nora: "TREAT???"
Ren: "No treat!!!"
Nora: *sad* "Awwwww...."
Jaune: "Buddy, you gotta spell if you're talkin' about F-O-O-D."
Gohan: *scratches his hair* "Okay, are we getting a S-N-A-C-K?"
Nora: *turns to Gohan* "SNACK?"
Jaune: *groans* "Oh, come on!"
Ren: *pinches the bridge of his nose* "Dammit, Gohan!"
Pyrrha: *facepalms* "Dear Lords...really?"
Gohan: *annoyed* "Oh, c'mon! I spelled it!"
Ren: "She knows how to spell snack!"
Gohan: "She knows how to spell 'snack' but can't spell 'treat'?!"
Nora: *excited once more* "TREAT?"
Gohan: *turns to her* "No treat!"
Nora: *brings out Magnihild* "TREAT??"
Pyrrha: "No treat!!"
Nora: *hopping up & down* "TREAT???"
Ren: "NO TEART!!!"
Nora: *stomps the ground* "MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"
Ren: "Okay, she's getting fussy. Time for a N-A-P."
Nora: *relaxed* "Yeah!"
Gohan: *annoyed* "What does 'N-A-P' stand for?"
Nora: *smugly* "Party."
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DBZ X INVINCIBLE AU
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I want more crossovers between them sm. I WANT a fanfic about them Not a death battle like actual plot with angst like. Mark being jealous at Goten and Gohan for having a Father that is not a killer Having a life he could have had if his dad isn't loyal to people.
And i just want Piccolo to train mark pls-
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Also YES GOKU IS SMART IN THIS AU AS HE ALWAYS HAS BEEN IN CANON NOT IN SUPER- Goku literally Figure out Who Kami is??? Hello??? Did we just thanos snapped that from our childhood??
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(Dbs spoilers)
I love translators translating manga directly to English and NOT TRANSLATING THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE OF THE JOKE???
It was supposed to be this:
It’s a play on words that only really works in Japanese, it’s the same exact reason Gohan was even named Gohan. They were talking about lunch and Gohan started laughing so they named him after lunch lol.
He didn’t forget she existed. Goku’s whole schtick is that he takes things at face value. It’s the same as the kissing thing. Goku wasn’t talking about kissing, he was talking about getting fed like a baby bird.
The translators seem to always misinterpret this and it’s getting annoying.
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