#hes got sassy man syndrome
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𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 - 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀 𝟎𝟏 | 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲
Pairing | Yandere Jungkook x Reader
Word Count | 3, 335
Warnings | +18, yandere, obsession, Stockholm syndrome, fluff, smut, fingering, penetrative sex, public sex, unprotected sex, creampie, marriage proposal, this is not for minors
This fanfiction is yandere, if you don't like the genre, don't read and if you are not of age, don't read.
I don't want to hear any complaints in the comments, thank you.
This does not reflect my way of thinking or living at all, it is just a work of fiction, it is like watching a horror movie, many of us love horror movies, but we would never dream of what we see in those movies happening in reality as well.
Simply put, this story was written for entertainment purposes, it should not be seen as a reflection of my values, opinions or morals. I absolutely do not condone such acts.
⤷ Summary | With their lives now intertwined, Jungkook was ready for the next step.
➢ Author's Note | Hi, guys! This is the first Extra from Happy Ending, I hope you can enjoy it ❤
Taglist: @katherine-kookie, @douknowbts, @aiiselle90210, @fewercascade , @mageprincess7, @m00njinnie, @get-that-brain-working, @whipwhoops
➢ Main Story
➢ Spin - Off | Dark Moon || PJM
Things with Jungkook were going swimmingly; every morning before going to work, the man would wake her up with a gentle kiss on her forehead, murmuring softly that he would be gone for a while but would be back as soon as possible to be with her. Y/N would always squint an eye to peek at the boy's attire already ready to go out, then smile lazily at her boyfriend's perfection.
Sometimes she missed college, but only because from her desk she had a spectacular view of Jungkook explaining or drawing on the blackboard, what she obviously did not miss was the sassy looks from the other girls, or the nastiness Yoozu gave her every morning.
But those were distant memories, almost vanished from her mind now addicted to the man who, for good measure, had kidnapped her from her old and dangerous apartment, drastically changing her life forever.
That morning, too, was no different from any other, Jungkook greeted her with his good morning kiss, leaving a soft trail of masculine scent in the room, the kind of smell that drove Y/N crazy with desire whenever she had him near her, the girl got up to do the things she usually did as soon as she woke up, made herself pretty in the bathroom for the man and tidied up the house a bit before his return, sometimes Jungkook would be gone even evenings, long evenings that made her heart ache.
She still did not know what exactly Jungkook did at night, he had explained to her that Seokjin, the school principal, had important tasks to assign to him, tasks that could only be done at night.
Y/N was not stupid, inside, the doubt that the boy was lying to her simmered in her stomach, but with a smile she accepted the boy's apology, the most important thing was that he would never abandon her.
She was baking a cake that day and her hands were smeared with dough when a message notification came to her.
Jungkook had given her a phone for her birthday, it was a special phone since the only contact number was Jungkook's, she could still surf the internet freely, but with some prohibitions. She could not talk to anyone on social media or establish friendships in the forums she used to read, but this was not a problem for her, she only had Jungkook on her mind, he was her partner, her best friend, she did not need anything else.
So she was not surprised when, wiping her hands to retrieve the object, she found her boyfriend's name on the display.
She smiled tenderly at the avalanche of hearts that overwhelmed the actual content of the message; the boy never failed to let her know how infinitely he loved her.
♥ Husband ♥
Dress nice and elegant,
I'll take you to a nice place today, my love.
I can't wait to see you, I ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ •3•
Y/N chuckled covering her lips, Jungkook had even emphasized that "I love you" with a totally different font, accompanied by an absolutely ridiculous as well as adorable little face, she imagined Jungkook's lips pouting really like that and laughed again.
In an instant she replied that she would not keep him waiting, glanced at the dough, deciding to put it in the refrigerator to finish that evening the preparation even if with some regret, since the man had granted her free use of the kitchen she had waited for nothing else, beginning to cook new recipes again and again to fill a part of her free time, something that as a college student she could only dream of.
She ran to the bedroom opening the closet she shared with the man, all their things were carefully put in order, although they were not yet married in truth it was as if they were, in more ways than one.
She bit her lip taking two dresses, one was calf-length, red with darker shades on the edge of the puffy sleeves, the other was short to mid-thigh, totally black.
Jungkook loved black, but Y/N knew that red gave him a strange effect when she wore it. She had said she had to look elegant and pretty for him, with a sly smile she put the little black dress back in the closet to give her priority to the red one, whose heart-shaped neckline stopped just in time above her breasts.
Yes, the boy was going to lose his mind.
She opted for low, dark heels with a strap around the ankle, she wanted to slender up given her paltry stature, but not even suffer all evening, god!
When she got to makeup she decided to prioritize her lips, without overdoing her eyes, she had never been a fan of make-up, it was bad enough if she did a minimum of skincare so as not to look like a freak, although Jungkook repeated to her how absolutely beautiful and adorable she looked even with a pimple on her chin, which made her feel embarrassed and a bit teased, although she didn't think that was the guy's goal, after all he really meant every single thing he said.
By the time she finished arranging her hair into soft, smooth, shiny locks, the clock read 6:45 p.m., by now Jungkook must have been on his way home and she felt a moment lost, he would have liked the way she looked, right?
Not even time to worry any further, that the front door opened, Y/N heard her boyfriend's greeting and with butterflies in her stomach she walked slowly up to him to give herself a more elegant look, although she must surely have read the torment on her face about her appearance.
Jungkook when he saw her widened his large dark eyes, suddenly turning them into two shiny marbles. He drank in the small figure of his girlfriend who looked somehow more mature. Not that she didn't usually look it, but dressed like that, with her swollen breasts barely hidden behind the thin scarlet fabric and her legs slender from those heels, the man's brain definitely went to shit.
Not to mention those lips he loved to kiss countless times, dyed a shade of red darker than the dress, begging him to lose control and possess them.
He swallowed hard, "I told you to make yourself pretty for me, not kill me," he whispered almost dreamily, the iron grip in the girl's stomach loosened, and a sly smile soon painted itself on his features.
She approached her fiancé one step at a time, stroking the man's strong, well-trained chest with longing; he was not dressed like that that morning. She remembered that he had come out in simple jeans and a T-shirt, that black shirt studded with crystals of the same color with those dark, soft pants were new.
"Where did you get these?" she asked with a mock pout, "Don't tell me you showed up in class like this."
Jungkook blinked slowly, still speechless.
"N-No, I bought everything later, I had forgotten the change," he explained, not taking his gaze off his fiancée's florid body, she brought her hand down to his toned and well-defined abdomen, feeling the stiffening of his body.
"Mm-mh," she hummed, "Jungkook, are you hard?" she asked innocently, clutching the bulge in his pants, feeling under her palm the rigid, pulsating length, she bit her lips harder as a rough, hot moan left her boyfriend's throat, who immediately squeezed her.
He stretched out his neck to kiss her roughly, but Y/N was quicker and put a hand in front of his mouth, Jungkook's offended expression made her laugh.
"Stop it, Jeon! You'll ruin my lipstick like that!" she scolded him as she moved away to retrieve her purse, Jungkook stared shamelessly at her butt, gritting his teeth.
"You're a witch" he grumbled, Y/N gave him an amused look, "A lustful and beautiful witch" he continued, shaking his head.
They arrived half an hour later at the place the boy chose, it was a very nice outdoor restaurant, different from the usual one he chose, and Y/N looked around excitedly. She didn't often see such places, Jungkook was almost always too busy to take her around, and she primarily didn't go out alone except to shop for groceries or buy things of interest to her.
Jungkook gently pulled her chair aside and with one hand resting on her back accompanied her to her seat, casting harsh glances at any male being who squared his woman too much, even the waiter had no chance.
"What would you like to order?" he asked politely, but casting an unflattering glance at Y/N's cleavage, Jungkook squinted, grim.
"I would appreciate it if you would look my fiancée in the eyes when you address her," he blurted out in fact, startling the other man, who had not expected such a biting reply.
Y/N smiled from behind her goblet of white wine, watching her fiancé glower at the boy who was apologizing to both of them in the meantime; she couldn't take her eyes off him, he was gorgeous.
The soft profile kissed her vision like manna from heaven, what she had done to deserve such a gift she could not yet comprehend even she could not understand.
"Did you choose?"
Jungkook asked her that question with sugar in his voice, as if he had not just finished a resounding rant in front of everyone.
The rest of the evening passed more quietly, behind them the view of the sea shrouded in night made the icy saltiness inhale into the air, the restaurant was now framed by small lights that ran through the entire structure, as well as the tables that lit them up, it was just a nice night to spend together.
"I'm happy to be here, with you," the man pointed out, brushing the girl's hand affectionately, Y/N returned the squeeze shyly.
"Although... at first it was not like that, now it is the same for me too, I am happy to be here with you, Jungkook" Jungkook's face became serious in a moment.
"That's exactly why I brought you here," he took a breath, "We've been so good the past few months, it felt like a wonderful dream, Y/N."
Y/N frowned, "What do you mean?"
Jungkook got up from his seat, inviting her to do the same with a wave of his hand, Y/N wordlessly followed him and they found themselves leaving the restaurant and going down to the beach, they took off their shoes, letting the fine sand make contact with their feet, Jungkook guided her further and further to the shore, until on contact with the water they shivered.
"Dance with me," he whispered, encircling her waist against his body.
At first, Y/N would have refused, partly out of shame and partly out of fear of the man who now held her as if he had the most precious thing in the world in his hands.
In that instant she accepted the boy's invitation, letting her arms wrap around his neck strong and secure, moving slowly inches from their lips, the woman was forced to stand on tiptoe to try to reach him.
"What did you want to say, Jungkook?"
The boy stared at her lips, before raising his eyes to hers, the atmosphere was intimate and close, she could feel his warm breath gently caressing her face.
"I need to feel you more mine," he said.
"I'm already yours," chuckled the girl, but Jungkook shook his head.
"No, more..." he sighed closer and closer, "Be my wife, Y/N and make me a complete man" he dissolved his emotion-filled desire into a breathtaking kiss, pressed his moist lips to those of the young woman, who opened her eyes wide in bewilderment.
For a moment she was unable to respond; behaving as husband and wife was one thing, becoming one effectively was another. It was ... much more serious, important, Y/N blinked a few times before finally letting go of the man's desperate touch, molding her soft lips and giving in to that sick passion, trilling with joy inside.
Jungkook slid her through the sand, heedless of the grains that stuck to their skin or on their clothes; he had been waiting for that moment for months, but he finally made up his mind to confess those words he had been holding in too long.
"Is that a yes?" he asked hopefully, pulling away from her slightly, Y/N nodded with an excited smile.
She was looking forward to nothing more than officially being Mrs. Jeon, that boy had given her so much love, how could she not want him as her husband?
"I want to be your wife, Jungkook," she sighed shakily, "I was wondering when you would decide to ask me," she laughed breathlessly, leaving Jungkook to admire her impressed.
"Oh, my love..." the next kiss was immediately more erotic and physical than the previous one, the man lightly biting her scarlet lips before penetrating that warm and sweet cavern with his tongue, softly intertwining with the girl's, who entwined her own fingers in her boyfriend's wavy and gorgeous locks.
The man settled between the girl's legs, the skirt of her dress had long since curled around her hips, and it was not difficult for him to gently push his own bulge against the young woman's barely concealed intimacy.
"Say once more that you're mine," he sighed into her neck, kissing her soft skin carefully; it was something he asked for every time before making love, Y/N never flinched, knowing that those words would only make his cock get even harder.
"Yours...I'm only yours, love," she breathed raggedly with her panties trailing down her shapely thighs under the force of the man's eager hands, Jungkook moved on to gently torture with his teeth the hidden tips of her breasts barely covered by her dress, "I just want to be with you, I want...I just want your hands on me, oh!"
Jungkook's index finger slowly teased the swollen and sensitive pearl of her core after finding it with ease, by now he knew the woman's body as well as he knew his own and he felt his cock enlarge and throb at the sound of Y/N's hoarse moans, he tightened his lips around a turgid nipple poking out from under the fabric of her scarlet dress, something about the idea of fuck her on that beach fully clothed drove him crazy.
"And only my hands on you will you have, Y/N," he hissed with a dark note in his voice, something the woman couldn't quite interpret, too caught up in her man's fingers slipping shamelessly along her soft, tender folds, violating her entrance with a firm, deep lunge between her soft walls.
"Jungkook! Jungkook..." she repeated his name like a mantra, the tears in her eyes not allowing her to see the proud, focused expression on the man's face as he continued to move his fingers inside her while using his thumb to make tighter and tighter circles around her stiff, scarlet clit, now close to a fierce orgasm, "N-Not resisting..." she cried, shaking her head several times, trying to warn him.
Y/N's thighs tensed around the boy's pelvis, trembling intensely at the sweet and painful waves of pleasure and yearning she was experiencing there, under those intimate and forbidden caresses that anyone could have seen if only they had left the restaurant at that moment.
Jungkook's dark irises shone with possession, Y/N's lost and devastated expression discombobulating him in such a way that he could not hold back a growl from deep in his chest.
He lowered himself just enough to delve into her slit with the tip of his delicate tongue, finding her incredibly delicious and ready for him, "I'm going to get you here, Y/N," he hummed gently kissing her sensitive clit, "The only thing you'll have to do is just be a little quiet, it's not exactly isolated here," he chuckled with a bit of nastiness, remembering how much the girl liked to scream instead when he impaled her with the full length of his cock.
Y/N nodded without really understanding his words, too busy recovering from the previous peak of pleasure she had reached, not yet ready for his big cock that penetrated her narrow slit firmly, going to such a depth that Y/N felt it coming into her belly, with a choked groan she welcomed him into her trembling limbs, eyes widening, Jungkook thought she was wonderful.
He slid into her intimacy with his pants still on, only his cock had been pulled out just enough to catch her on the soft sand, in everyone's eyes they would have looked like a couple making out, unaware of the real pleasure invading their insides with each raw, searing lunge between the sensitive, moist walls.
Y/N felt his essence becoming more and more copious, helping Jungkook slide into her with greater speed, she rocked her pelvis against his so as not to miss the new violent wave that was about to sweep over her body, Jungkook kissed her violently trying to contain her sloppy, needy cries, his increasingly heavy balls slapped the girl's skin hard, "You're so perfect, sweet little thing," he gasped on her, his cock swelling every time he entered that perfect slit for him, vibrating with sharp, forbidden sensations that jolted both their bodies.
"I think I ... I ...!" the woman did not have time to finish her sentence, tensing in her man's arms as her pleasure exploded in her stomach, where Jungkook reached her, cumming copiously in her between tight, desperate movements of his hips.
"Fuck..." he blew on her lips, basking in the last flushes of pleasure, joining their mouths in a slow, languid kiss.
The girl whimpered slightly when the boy left her intimacy empty and the thick, white semen immediately leaked out dripping between her soft buttocks, Jungkook closed his eyes trying to control himself, his cock had a quiver that he did not want to listen to. They could not stay there any longer, someone would really see them otherwise.
He helped her adjust her panties and the skirt of her dress, accompanying each gesture with a kiss on her trembling skin, squeezing her immediately when she was in danger of collapsing on her own still weak legs.
He guided her toward the path made especially for visitors, their entwined hands not loosening even when they reached the car, too busy smiling, some from embarrassment and some from excitement, or both.
"Oh! What's this?" asked Jungkook in mock surprise, pointing to the girl's ring finger, where a marvelous precious solitaire, a symbol of eternal and unique love, was on display.
"Jungkook!" she exclaimed wordlessly, looking at her hand shocked, the diamond caught the reflected light of the moon, it was absolutely stunning, "When...?" she tried to ask him when he put it on her, but she was out of breath.
The proposal was already something special, but such a ring simply made her fiancé's intentions more truthful, he really wanted to lead her down the aisle.
Without realizing it she burst into tears, seeking comfort in his arms almost automatically, Jungkook smiled sweetly returning the squeeze, inhaled the scent of her hair now mixed with the saltiness of the sea, and basked contentedly in the idea that soon she would not be able to escape from him, even if she found out about his double life in Seokjin's service.
"What's important is that the ring is there, where it belongs, Y/N," he whispered on her forehead, causing her to lift her face to look at him, "Soon we'll have a family together, baby...and we'll be truly happy," he hummed with a lip-smacking kiss, Y/N nodded meekly with half-closed eyes, captivated by the words and the presence of the young man who was increasingly adept at making her fall into his inviting trap.
#bts#bts fanfic#bts fanfiction#jungkook x reader#yandere bts#yandere jungkook x reader#bts smut fanfiction#bts smut yandere#bts yandere smut#bts smut yandere fanfiction#jungkook yandere#yandere jungkook#jungkook fanfic#bts smut#yandere bts x reader#jeongguk x reader#yandere jeongguk x reader
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Redacted characters, but it’s things I’ve said 
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Sam: physically, I’m OK mentally…..the jury is out on that one 
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Caelum: i’m 16 but my mental age flips between  a sassy kindergartener and a stressed out college student 
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Milo: I don’t know if this is hot or if this is scary
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Milo: who needs anti-depressants when you’ve got cats.
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Asher/angel: I just want to watch nightmare before Christmas in a hoodie that isn’t mine, and eat tubs of ice cream into the wee hours of the night 
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 Gavin: that is some whore behavior……Fun!
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Lasko: you know.. I know why my face is so hot and red right now… like I know what’s happening biology wise but I’m going to choose to assume that it is because of your thighs
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 Gavin: 7-Eleven is a place where dreams come true 
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Guy: I don’t think I ever broke up with my Animal Jam boyfriend.
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Asher: OOF he’s a size small Levi’s……
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David: I would say it’s too early for this……but it 3:30 pm
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Asher: kissing the homie’s Goodnight ISNT GAY if you have socks on
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Guy: *Dances to NSYNC in the middle of Speedway*
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Tank: I am a southern man who was accidentally placed in the body of an emo bitch
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Milo: you see, I have a condition it’s called “don’t deal with bullshit syndrome”
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Lasko: growing up, I watched a lot of Disney movies so I kind of assumed that your parents just die before you reach adulthood….like that was supposed to just…happen
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 Hush: I am an allusion you cannot see me….woosh
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Hope you all enjoyed 


#redacted asmr#redacted audio#incorrect quotes#redacted incorrect quotes#redacted milo#redacted david#redacted sam#redacted asher#redacted tank#redacted lasko#redacted gavin#redacted guy#redacted caelum#redacted angel
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THE ONES WHO LIVE EPISODE FOUR (spoilers)
my reactions while i watch this masterpiece of an episode:
HELP OMG MY HEART IS POUNDING
why is there a roomba
HOLY FUCK THEY LANDED IN THE OCEAN OKAY
WHAT IS THIS GIANT BUILDING THEYRE IN
“we needed a time out” YES YOU DID TELL HIM BAE
“the hell is this place” ITS WHERE U AND MICHONNE ARE GONNA-
why are they both so sexy omfg this is ...
OMG MICHONNE HAVE MERCY Y ON ME
rick that stare is making me feel things, STOP.
IM SCREAIMUNG INTO MY PILLOW SO MY ROOMMATES DONT HEAR ME FOLDING OVER TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
MICHONNE I COULD SEE U AS A CREATIVE WRITER OMGGGG
the queen is so smart and witty and STRONG HOLY SHIT???
no because if i was her at that moment i would be on the ground sobbing and convulsing
“CHILDREN?” HELP PLEASE SOMEONE
rj…
oh god.
WHAT THE FUCK RICK
WHY DO U THINK SHE PULLED YOU OUT OF THE HELICOPTER YOU DUMB MALE
have sex already please
MY TV PARENTS ARE FIGHTING :(
michonne it’s not that simple you can’t just go home yet :(
“what did they do to you” bad things :(
“do you still love me? :(“ MY POOR BABY MICHONNE
“little brave man” i can’t.
please smack some fucking sense into him michonne.
poor rick he’s so fucking broken. and poor michonne i can’t imagine what it feels like to find your husband after 8 years and he’s just…gone. 😔
STOP IT I DONT WANNA CRY AGAIN
THE WAY HE SAVED HER FROM THE BUILDING COLLAPSING
OH FUCK THE KNIFE OH NO OH NO THEYRE GONNA FIND OUT
LMFAOOOOOO MICHONNE IS SO SASSY I LOVE HER SM “I DONT EVEN HAVE A WEAPON, COMMANDO”
okay he deserved that shove from her.
ANDY AND DANAI DESERVE AN AWARD
oh god mich again i’m so sorry. rick is gone he’s got stockholm syndrome or some shit
rick lost his manners fr he is not treating his wife well, the blood on her face the “DAMMIT HUG THE WALL” UM RICK DO YOU KNOW WHO YOURE TALKING TO HELLOOO?????
uhhhhhh what is happening….
oh! i like this part :) (they’re kissing)
oh! i like this even more (they’re fucking)
OH FUCK YES I NEEDED THIS
oh poor rick my baby he waited for this moment for way too long
omg the look in their eyes STOP THIS IS SO MAGICAL AAHHHH
i’m actually fucking sobbing.
i love them sm i don’t ever want them to leave that bed (unless they go back to their children ASAP)
DARYL MENTION!!!!
“sit, rick.” YES COMMAND YOUR HUSBAND
“we, our family, are real. our love doesn’t get denied.” 👏👏👏👏
CARL MENTION PLEASE HELP HELP HELP IM NOT OKAY :(
rick sobbing makes my heart drop. this tissue box is my new bff.
the CARL DRAWING….
i’m still fucking sobbing. like, hysterically.
THE ELEVATOR MAKE OUT YESSS
THE CAR MAKE OUT YESSS
“WE CAN MAKE THIS WHOLE DAMN WORLD OURS IF WE WANT TO” YES YOU FUCKING CAN RICKY DICKY DOO DAH GRIMES!!!!
MY TV PARENTS ARE BACK TOGETHER YIPPIIEEE
holy shit that was truly an emotional rollercoaster. honestly this was my favorite episode. danai, you are fucking amazing, thank you for feeding us this delicious richonne meal today!!!
#the ones who live#towl spoilers#twd towl#richonne#rick grimes#michonne grimes#the walking dead#twd#i am gonna cry again tonight#and then i'm gonna rewatch that scene iykyk#danai gurira#andrew lincoln#andy and danai#rick and michonne#carl grimes
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Might have sent typo ask to you and others so resending (sorry if you got the typo it’s 1am and while my curiosity doesn’t grow tired my brain and hands clearly do)Resending now to just avid all that: Opinions on ur siblings?
This made me laugh so hard! The first thing I read today and it's so relatable...
So, unlike Duke, I live for chaos!
Bruce
Love this man, maybe not BEST DAD EVER, but the effort he puts in to improve himself says a lot
Clark
Mother
Kal
Really awesome, golden retriever heart pitbull body
Dick
Definatly has oldest sister syndrome, but he's dope
Wally
Simp
Jason
Body of a bull, heart of a doberman, brain of a squirrel
Roy
Simp but sassy
Tim
If you need to talk just to talk, he's great at ignoring you while he's busy
Conner
Idk honestly, we need to hang out more
Bart
Funny mumchkin with the personality of a husky on crack and Adderall
Duke
My best friend, though I have come very close to taking his other leg
Ric
My wittle baby bird who's also older than me, I think, he's great
Damian
Best Boi
Alfred
Best for last, grandpappy with so much love for his family he could be a Star Sapphire
@talontedassassin @future-mr-darcy @thecoolerkent @crashest-of-them-all @alfred--pennyworth @ohgodtheresanotherone @onetruewayne @totallytimtastic @thegreatflyinggrayson @brucie-wayne-official @smallville-reporter
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Rei/Kaoru Headcanons
insanity and mental unwellness illustrated by local tumblr user vex
i hate them. i hope they die.
the longer I write this, the more self indulgent htis gets.
i dont recommend reading all of it...............................................
rei fell first, kaoru fell harder
but theyre both insufferable about each other
clingy!!! they're very cligny!! I think rei moreso
which is why I think one of their love languages is physical touch
when at work they're a little more decent and professional
hand holding/squeezing, hugs
if no one else is in the vicinity, little pecks on the cheek
the occasional slap of the ass, of course
rei's winning by 4 slaps
this is somehow about to get even more self indulgent
reikao bisexuality hear me out below**
kaoru keeping rei in line when in public yeah
surprisignly rei would be the one best at handling their relationship on more professional matters
i think they wouldnt really publicly state their relationship
keeping it ambiguous yk partially for privacy
so when they get asked about their relationship in public like during interviews, rei would always handle answering those questions best
!! Kaoru —
bisexual king obviously**
as much as i love whimpering-pathetic-blushing-mess kaoru,
i think kaoru is better at holding himself together (in public) if rei's teasing him, the only tell would be his face flushing.
i think he wouldve at least learned/picked something up from his casanova days and be able to play it cool??????
please get your act together kaoru
reminder this guy could pull like. a bunch of girls??? like way too many.. like how did they not tell each other about him....
but like there's a reason as to why he was able to right?? right??
sassy kaoru pleasee
jealous/possessive kaoru would be so cute like im just picturing like a furry cat (or fox. cuz...) with it's tail all poofy and sticking up
or like he gets pouty
ohh rei would definitely find that adorable
vex shutting the fuck up challenege (impossible)
maybe he would get moody and even more sassier with rei... and try getting his attention more.. yeah..
what if he got insecure though. and vice versa rei gets insecure and starts doubting himself.
the other would definitely reassure him and give little kisses and snuggles hell yeah
problem solved
love wins
!! Rei —
i think rei would really like. nibbling/biting
gotta put those incisors to good use right
bisexual rei hc**
2nd year rei just wanted to find anything he could get a kick out of
i like to think he started out more straight leaning but he decided to give boys a try
whats more exciting than that right
its like midnight on a weekday as i write this
more about ore rei bc im very normal about him
i geniunely think that man has game despite *vaguely gestures* his chronic baby girl syndrome. same thing as kaoru
going to incorporate the motorcycle in the anime rei had
that was hot as fuck
who wouldnt be attracted
jealous/possessive rei
insert screencap of that one line where rei goes dont get too chummy with kaoru cuz hes mine
i think hed also be even more attention seeking and clingier
definitely would be pouty
i know one of rei’s love languages is giving affirmations
ok thats it i need to post this before this gets even more out of hand im sorry if you actually read up to here
#reikao posting#to further prove the point that i am not normal and cant have a single regular thought about these men#reikao#kaorei#i literally can not shut the fuck up about them its c(oncerning)razy#wxplosion sounds#bullshit ft vex#literally none of what i typed makes sense except to myself i think#exclusive inside peek into the mind of an iregfular individual!!!!
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omg ur zb1 as disney prince’s was so good i love me a good royalty type of thing!! now it has me wondering what disney princess they would be🤭 -🐰
Okay 🐰 anon asking me the logical next question, tysm 💜💜💜 we love and we are excited because some members could be the same princess as their prince ver and others are going to be totally different. So without further ado, here are my Zb1 disney princess headcanons: tired and sleep deprived ver. Same conditions from disney prince headcanons apply 🤣
Also just because I cast two different members for prince/ princess ver. in the same Disney movie does not mean it’s a ship. In most cases, they will be 2 diff movies.
Jiwoong: Cinderella
This man literally struggled through two failed groups and a lawsuit
Worked as an actor before finally achieving his dream
Like if that’s not a rags to riches story idk y’all
That aside, is definitely the type to forget something important once he reaches the peak of his life ( I’m sorry, what’s the name of our group again?)
Hao: Belle
there must be more then this provincial life - probably Hao at some point
Hao during the little prince skit giving peak Belle
Always learning, always reading
definitely no Stockholm syndrome in Hao’s fairytale
Hanbin: Elsa
Has always had powers but not confident enough to stand in the spotlight
But when he does?
It’s a slay y’all like this is the Queen
Into the Unknown? More like into Boys planet lol?
Took him awhile to reach final form like from pre debut to now but that the talents always been there
Matthew: Anna/Rapunzel
It’s just the vibe???
I can’t decide omg
Like he’s bubbly, bright and optimistic
So like wide eyed and excited to see the (outside) world
But also struggling to find his place in it?? Idk if that makes sense~
Taerae: Ariel
I’d want to keep his voice in a lil shell and just have it w me all the time lol
Collection? Oh you mean his rainbow colored closet of fashion terrorist pieces
Yes the guitar is the collection centerpiece
Y’all try to argue w me but like regardless of who Taerae’s prince is, they gon fall in love with that voice like yo
Ricky: Jasmine
A pet tiger? Like why am I not surprised~
Yes he is in fact the “sexiest” princess
Young and rich and sassy
Idk anymore the energy just fits
Gyuvin: Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)
I’m sorry this man and the way he launches himself onto his bed like a flying tuna
It’s iconic
Yes he’s very pretty we get it
The reactions he’d make when some prince jumpscare a him in the woods
Hanbin, Hoetaek and Hao as the 3 fairy godmothers
Gunwook: Tiana
Almost there as a song literally being Gunwook’s BP journey
But he gets there!!!
Gets the recognition he deserves in that finale, literally transforming from “scary” who’s gonna pull the trigger man to jelly pop maknae~
Literally embodying the hustle like man works hard and it paid off
Yujin: Snow White
Bc he’s A BABY, Taerae as his prince just isn’t it, like this hyung just wants to adopt him
Snow White is literally the youngest princess so yes Yujin maknae on top rise
Probably gets jumpscared like he’s just singing about water and a monami pencil, who’s this man with a guitar
In this case, we got the seven Yuehua hyungs to look after Yujinie
No they will not sign over the adoption papers to you Taerae but you can have visitation rights
OK this was a lot harder then I thought and I am open to feedback, diff opinions tbh idk abt some of this I’m much tired yall best believe
#boys planet#boys planet headcanons#zb1#zb1 headcanons#kim jiwoong#zhang hao#sung hanbin#seok matthew#kim taerae#shen ricky#kim gyuvin#park gunwook#han yujin#disney princess#disney headcanons#bp zb1fics answers
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ted lasso thoughts and HEAPS of spoilers
current fave eps: ep2 > ep4 > ep1 > ep3. although, honestly? not enjoying this season as much as the other two. we're DEFINITELY in the dark forest.
taking it from the top: this week we're obviously dealing with anger and when it's healthy or unhealthy to express it.
ted first. loved his obsession with sassy telling him he's a mess. I feel like everybody tried to shake ted this season, but it was the wrong approach - ted doesn't respond to being told he should be angrier, or that he has to win. it's not who he is! but ted does respond to people calling him out on not having it together, and the way that translated in this ep was great. he still hasn't cracked open the nate box, but sassy and beard did drive him to finally talk to michelle. although I would've loved him to be more angry, and actually call her out on the unethical aspect of it and how SHE SHOULD'VE TALKED TO HIM ABOUT BRINGING A PERSON INTO THEIR CHILD'S LIFE, and even hear her response - I'm happy that we got some reaction out of him at all.
next up is the team, which, honestly? my favorite part of the season so far. that scene they glare at nate in a row is FUCKING GOLD!!! and yeah, that anger made them play like shit, but I liked that honestly. I think with the whole zava thing and ted falling apart we've veered too far from The Lasso Way. playing just to win or out of hate isn't supposed to work out for you in this show, because the whole point is that being a good person reaps rewards. loved that they kind of took a hit because now we know there's definitely some well earned wins coming their way!
aaaand rebecca. certainly close on the team's heels as this season's star. her choice to express her anger to ted in HIS words (being uhhh a bit too supportive and optimistic haha) was SO good. and her choice not to go to bex to immediately hurt rupert spoke so much about her and what she's been through. her reeling her anger in to tell him to get his shit together for someone else's benefit? incredible, amazing, 10/10.
the whole keeley arcs this season are actually really disappointing me. I'm not a fan of this disjointed storytelling. first there's the roy breakup, which keeley STILL did not get the chance to grieve on screen, and then there's barbara, which seemed like it was going somewhere for a hot sec but in this episode it's like it didn't happen? and then there's shandy, which??? like, yeah, she majorly fucked up now, there were hints this was coming, but WHERE IS IT GOING, one minute she's doing well and one minute she's fucking it all up? and now jack is just another directionless character (although loved the twist of more women in charge). and keeley/jamie????
some interviews almost explicitly stated there'd be more keeley/jamie this season and that it'd become "less clear who should be with who", but, I'm sorry, I'm really let down by this writing. keeley/jamie are obviously not endgame and if somehow they are, this is HIMYM syndrome and the writers are deaf to their audience. which means jamie is just a device to further the keeleyroy drama and it's TIRING, and it's annoying, and he's been doing so well and deserves better. like yeah jamie is more accountable now? but also he and keeley are muuuuch better off as platonic, as evidenced by the growth they've had SPECIFICALLY when not fucking.
last but not least before we touch on nate - the trent slow burn with all the lingering looks on colin are a nice touch. I think the way they toned down the drama from last episode's cliffhanger really puts things into perspective, and lets the viewer observe locker room homophobia from an outsider's pov.
nate, my behated ♥️ the decision to let nate be awkward and fumbling and remorseful again was SO WELL DONE. his transition into a west ham baddie was too extreme, and I simply could not see them come back from it - so letting his soft sides show was just the right call. like, fuck if I forgive him for all his shit? man needs to get some fucking therapy and take accountability for his actions. and ted needs to get the fuck over his trauma and CALL NATE OUT. but this way, with these glimpses of the old nate showing, and his willingness to apologize so early on even before the illusion breaks, I can sort of see how a redemption arc could be possible.
#ted lasso spoilers#text#anyway this whole roy/keeley/jamie thing and the lack of significant keeley and the loss of humor....... it's grating#this season is Not It for me so far#really hoping that once we pass the halfway point in two weeks things will start looking up since we'll be closer to the happy ending#but honestly? there are a few roads they could go down that will make me jump ship#keeleyjamie being a major one
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Splatoon Headcanons
(Part 1)
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Deep Cut
Shiver is a demigirl, Frye is non-binary, Big Man is still undecided, they all use She (or in Big Man’s case, He) and They interchangeably
They’re all pan though
Shiver and Frye tend to get into heated but friendly arguments over petty shit, Big Man makes sure they don’t get too heated
They love when fans come to wave at them at the studio, they always wave back
They keep track of their fans and if a particular fan hasn’t shown up in a while they can’t help but worry about them
They also keep all the letters and gifts they receive from their fans
They all sleep in one bed but have separate rooms if one of them needs privacy
Shiver’s sassy attitude is to cover up imposter syndrome
Frye is very energetic and loves performing but she does get anxious about it from time to time
Big Man is very chill for the most part but sometimes worries that he takes away from Shiver and Frye since he’s the fan favorite
Of course, they’re always there to support each other
Big Man is actually really good at being the voice of reason and getting people to open up to him
They definitely adopted New Agent 3
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Callie and Marie
Even though they are cousins, they do consider themselves sisters on a spiritual level
Callie gives off major lesbian vibes, while Marie gives off bi vibes. Cuttlefish is gay himself so he doesn’t care, as long as they’re happy.
They balance each other out like crazy, separately they’re pretty chaotic in their own ways
Specifically, Callie is Chaotic Good and Marie is Chaotic Neutral
Callie and Marie consider Captain 3 to be their honorary sister/brother/sibling
They keep in touch with Agent 4, but Agent 4 is usually extremely busy
Callie was a bit of a crybaby when they were kids, and she felt like Marie was the only one who understood her and didn’t chastise her for it
Marie will not hesitate to smack a bitch if they harm her family
They’re secretly scheming to get Cuttlefish and Octavio back together
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Pearl and Marina
Pearl always gets carded and sometimes venues don’t believe she’s actually a grown ass woman, this actually happened once at a venue she and Marina were supposed to perform at, and Marina had to step in before things got…violent
I love the headcanon that the two adopted Agent 8
They absolutely got married between the events of Octo Expansion and 3
If there was ever a Splatoon Movie that got localized I’d love for Pearl to be voiced by P!nk and Marina to be voiced by Lady Gaga
Marina probably has autism, Pearl too
I don’t have anything else sorry :(
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Harmony (*cracks knuckles*)
Harmony absolutely has autism 100%.
Harmony hates it when people touch her face or her hair, only a select few people can do that.
Harmony’s “lack of motivation” causing her to be late for band practice is partially because of burnout. She does really like being in the band, but it became quite stressful for her. It was one of the reasons she came to Splatsville and voluntarily picked up her “job” at Hotlantis. She needed something new in her life.
She still keeps in touch with the band, they’re all hoping they can still release a new album even though they’re apart.
Despite that she was never actually hired for her job, she still receives a paycheck when her manager can remember to give it to her. It’s not like she needs it, though, she has plenty of money from album sales.
She and Eddy are best friends. (Perhaps more in the future?)
Her main special interest is squid friends, she knows all the lore and her collection is extremely large.
Her other special interests include music and retro gaming.
She’s not actually as absent minded as people think she is, she just has social anxiety and prefers to keep her interactions with customers quick and simple.
She does get deeply lost in her own thoughts from time to time, though, usually daydreaming about various scenarios that may or may not happen.
Harmony loves sour candies.
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S1: E18 “Something Wicked This Way Comes”
Brought to you by Trade Anon, who started playing Cold Steel thanks to my influence. This one goes out to you, bestie
This episode featuring: Copious Shakespeare quotes, sick children, retail, and Dean’s guilt complex
Uh oh praying baby child. Never a good start
And thou, all-shaking thunder, Strike flat the thick rotundity o' the world!
Oh a spooky claw
NO NOT THE BABY CHILD
[ Shark has never seen Supernatural, and has no idea what's happening. They are imagining a disembodied Jurrasic Park raptor claw dismembering a child. This is not what happens, but it sure is one hell of a mental image. ]
Tis one of the weird sisters
Dean you're one to talk. You're also a smartass
"I'm the oldest which means I'm always right" LMAO DEAN
Oh? The park is empty? What's up with that?
Ohhh uh oh a bunch of kids are sick?
Oh I see its a spreading illness
Who are we impersonating today?
BIKINI INSPECTOR?
Dean I somehow don't think that's going to work
Damn ok I guess
WEIRD SISTER!!
Oh they're impersonating the CDC
Real Hansel and Gretel moments huh
Breaking and enteriiiing
Aha spooky handprint
OH BABY DEAN?? FLASHBACK???
[ Aspen also has little to no context, and is imagining a flashback like that one scene in Ratatouille. This is... not completely incorrect? ]
Oh baby Dean is still a sassy little shit
Little Sam....
Okaaaay interesting interesting
A strega?
A WITCH
Thats a lie Dean
NOT THIS RUNNING JOKE AGAIN. NO
Two Queens jesus christ
[ Crepe says it only gets worse. This is deeply upsetting to me. ]
Dean taking care of tiny Sam :(
They are so tiny...
Shtriga
Okay they're sucking out life force
Dean.... Dean buddyyyyy
Fair is foul, and foul is fair; Hover through the fog and filthy air
Sneaking around a hospitaaaal
Its not this old woman that would be too easy. They're just pointing a gun at some random lady
Lmao yep. Sorry ma'am
When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
Yet another shitty Halloween decoration come to life, this time its one of the crones
LMAO SAMS LOSING IT AT DEAN
Uh oh the little brother
THE WINDOW YET AGAIN
Ah yes parallels with Dean again
WOAH MY AUDIO GOT SO DYSYNCED
[ We now take an intermission. A long one. This is because I had to go to work. Yay, retail. ]
1893... Heidecker??? OH THE DOCTOR
Right Michael...
[ Crepe freaks out, before I explain its the kid. I can only assume this means there is another character later named Michael. Jonny Sims Syndrome. ]
Dean?? Dean guilt complex???
Ohhh no bby Dean went to the Arcade and something happened right
AHA IT WENT FOR SAM
Oh ok so John shot it...
Ahhh so Dean feels guilty abt the incident years later bc he left and put Sam in danger...
Aha I get it now
Sam is RIGHT Dean u were only a kid
Oh poor Michael having this explained to him. Poor baby child
Ohhh he saw it..... :(
Poor baby boy I want to hug him
"You're a big brother? You'd take care of your little brother, do anything for him?"
"I would."
Man.
When the hurly-burly’s done, When the battle’s lost and won.
By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes
Look at them ugly ass moldy carrot fingers
OH SHIT IT MOVED
OHHH IT ATTACKING SAM ew gross
Get its ass Dean
"You okay little brother?"
Ew its deflating. Gross
Yaaaay all the kiddos are good
"Sometimes I wish I could have that kind of innocence."
"If it means anything, sometimes I wish you could too."
Yaaay ok ep over
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Winchester Patented Guilt Complex (WPGC)
Very interesting insight into Dean as a person. Not his fault tho, he was a kid.
#on the highway to superhell#yes i spent half of this ep quoting shakespeare. dont worry about it.#supernatural#spn
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BBB Week 7 Roundup!
Thank you to all those who participated in our Discord party! It was a ton of fun, and we got a lot of stuff done.
Title: The Power of Four
Creator(s): BBD2BH
Link: ao3
Square: B5 - Team Dynamics
Rating: Explicit
Ship(s): Bucky/Steve/Natasha/Sam
Warnings: Foursome, Pegging, Bondage
Major tags: Foursome, Pegging, Bottom Steve, Bottom Bucky, Bottom Sam, Top Natasha
Summary: Bucky’s desperate, Steve’s frustrated, Sam’s willing, and Natasha’s able. Together, they are unstoppable.
Word count/format: 5672
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Title: deep relief
Creator(s): circaclementine
Link: ao3
Square: C4 - Stripping
Rating: Explicit
Ship(s): Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers
Warnings: N/A
Major tags: Shrinkyclinks, AU: Modern Setting, BDSM, Top Steve Rogers, Dom/Sub
Summary: Bucky finds himself kneeling in the center of a room wearing a thick, leather blindfold that blocks out even the barest rays of light. Matching black leather encircles both of his wrists, flesh and vibranium, with silver hardware linking them neatly behind his back. They’re not remotely reinforced but more-so symbolic of his choice to be there, to put himself in capable hands, to allow someone else to dictate what happens to him.
Word count/format: 885
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Title: This was not how it was supposed to go.
Creator(s): nolanfa
Link: tumblr
Square: B1 - seeing red
Rating: Gen
Ship(s): Clint Barton & Bucky Barnes
Warnings: none
Major tags: radiation suit
Summary: An illustration of If I Knew You Were Coming I’d’ve Baked a Cake, by OddityBoddity (https://archiveofourown.org/works/2227905): There are those times when you find yourself with a super-soldier sitting on your back with his arm around your neck and your favourite paring knife poised to cut open your radiation suit and you know you’ve been had and you, well you find yourself thinking, Okay but seriously, seriously this was not how it was supposed to go.“
Word count/format: digital art
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Title: 58 Days
Creator(s): BBD2BH
Link: ao3
Square: B1 - Kink: Size Difference
Rating: Explicit
Ship(s): Bucky/Steve
Warnings: Stockholm Syndrome
Major tags: Shrinkyclinks, Stockholm Syndrome, Kidnapping, Winter Solder Bucky Barnes, Sassy Steve Rogers
Summary: Steve Rogers has little patience for things that disrupt his work, which means being kidnapped by the Winter Soldier really puts a damper on his plans. Irritated and frustrated, Steve takes it out on his captor—until his captor is exactly what he wants.
Word count/format: 5292
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Title: Farm Therapy
Creator(s): Caiti
Link: tumblr
Square: C5 - Therapy
Rating: Teen
Ship(s): Bucky Barnes & Darcy Lewis & Clint Barton
Warnings: n/a
Major tags: Mood board, Alternate Universe
Summary: “Let us not forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization.” Daniel Webster
Word count/format: Mood board
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Title: Fanfic
Creator(s): Metalbvcky
Link: ao3
Square: K5 - Steve/Bucky
Rating: Explicit
Ship(s): Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes
Warnings: None
Major tags: Pornstar AU, Spanking, Daddy Kink, Age Difference, Getting Together
Summary: Bucky's first ever pornshoot ends up being with Captain Rogers, an attractive silver fox who frequents Bucky’s wet dreams.
Word count/format: 3089
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Title: "I'm sorry"
Creator(s): AriaGrill
Link: tumblr
Square: Adopted - "It's not Your fault""
Rating: Gen
Ship(s): Stucky
Warnings: angst
Major tags: Angst, size difference
Summary: Moodboard of angsty apology between steve and bucky
Word count/format: n/a
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Title: In The Lab
Creator(s): scottxlogan
Link: ao3
Square: U3 - Tony Stark's Workshop
Rating: Explicit
Ship(s): Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark
Warnings: Explicit Sexual content, Threesome - M/M/M
Major tags: Pining, Threesome - M/M/M, Jealousy, Explicit Sexual Content, Happy Ending
Summary: The time Bucky and Tony spend together only serves to fuel Steve's growing jealousy. It feels as if it is spiraling out of control as Steve confronts his feelings for Bucky and Tony only to discover that Bucky and Tony have a surprise in store for Steve.
Word count/format: 10,571
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Title: Party of Two
Creator(s): ruckystarnes
Link: tumblr
Square: C3 - Free Space
Rating: Gen
Ship(s): Bucky Barnes x OFC!Hazel
Warnings: n/a
Major tags: Fluff, drabble, moodboard
Summary: Hazel shows up to the theater and worries that the boys had stood her up
Word count/format: 281
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Six Times He Met Her
Jason Todd x Fem!Reader
Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI, guy taking advantage of a minor in first chap, mention of underage smut in fourth chap, making out?, violence, mentions of blood/injury, main character death, adult language, angst
A/N: First thing I’ve written on Tumblr!! Tell me if anybody likes it, or if I broke your heart. And yes, I know I’m evil.
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The first time he saw you was around 2:30 in the morning. Jason was squatting on the edge of a rooftop in Gotham, surveying the dark scenery below him.
Somehow, there was still plenty of traffic on the dirty streets, plenty of cars honking and driving around. Jason always wondered who the fuck needed to be somewhere at 2 am.
He fiddled with a loose seam on the Robin uniform he sported each night, hunting down the assholes of Gotham (pretty much 70% of the city) and putting them in jail, where they belonged.
At 16, Jason Todd technically should have been in bed, maintaining a healthy sleep schedule and doing some rich kid shit during the day. Of course, his adoptive (long story) father, Bruce Wayne, richest playboy in Gotham, employed him to be his little tweety bird sidekick at night, so here he was, at the rendezvous watching the streets. yay.
A scream came from an alley nearby. Jason stood, stretched his legs, and leaped down from the roof onto the ground. He pinpointed the alleyway where the noise was coming from and raced into it. A girl, about his age, had been cornered by some bitch dude who thought he could take advantage of this girl. Not on Robin’s watch.
Before the girl could scream again, the guy was on the ground and Jason was helping her up. She shakily took the hand he offered her and looked him in the eye. Shit, she had gorgeous eyes. Jason froze for a second, lost in her beauty, before clearing in his throat.
“Hi. I’m Robin, uh, you probably knew that. Are you okay, ma’am?”
He hated the squeak that came out of his mouth. He sounded like a fucking 5 year old.
The girl raised her eyebrow. She had recovered rather quickly.
“You don’t have to call me ma’am. I’m not some rich-ass royal whatever from Britain.”
Jason liked this one. Sassy, but just so. He inquired where she lived, and she gave him the address.
With his grappling hook at the ready, Jason pulled her closer to him. She jumped at the sudden closeness, but seemed to enjoy it. Maybe? He didn’t know shit about girls.
Jason shot the hook, propelling them up in the air, and landed on a rooftop. They continued this routine until he got in front of her house. It was still several seconds before he released her waist.
She started to walk towards her door, before stopping.
“Y/N. Y/N Y/L/N.”
“Sorry, what?” Jason blinked.
“I thought you were smart, Robin. Its my name, dumb ass.”
Then Y/N disappeared into her house. Jason stood there foolishly outside on her front lawn for a while, thinking about the girl he had just met. She was unlike anyone he had ever met, and he realized 10 minutes later that he had forgotten to ask about where her family was and everything.
Oh well. Bruce would be expecting him anyways. Jason shot his grappling hook and started home, still dazed from the encounter.
2-
The second time you guys met was two weeks later. Jason was just Jason Todd, a normal 10th grader living in the shadow of his (adopted) older brother Dick Grayson. Nobody paid much attention to him, and he didn’t really mind. Mostly Jason focused on getting A’s in class and then retreating into the library until Golden Boy’s after school clubs were over.
That is, until you walked in.
It sounded as if you had just moved here, and for a minute, Jason felt a little sorry for you. I mean, Gotham wasn’t the greatest place to spend high school, or any grade, in his opinion.
You looked at your schedule from across the hall and then up at the locker next to him. For a second, your eyes met his and Jason was content. Lost in those brilliant colors. And then you looked away and started walking towards him. He realized just in time maybe he should stop leaning over your locker as you stopped next to him.
“Hi. Y/N. Just moved here. Looks like we’re locker neighbors.”
Jason was about to reply with “I know” but restrained himself.
“Jason. Nice to meet you. Congrats on moving to this shitshow.”
He managed to not grin like an idiot as you laughed. The sound was music to his ears, like beautiful bells. God, he was being sappy.
“It’s not much of a shitshow when you’re here.” Ooh, she flirts too.
Jason smirked as you opened your locker and dumped your stuff inside, pulling out the things you needed for your first class.
The first bell shrieked just as you closed your locker. “See you around, Jason.”
The small smile you gave him made his day, and he almost forgot to get to class. Yes, you were certainly one of a kind, and yes, Jason wanted you. The question was how to get to that point.
3-
You guys had a couple classes together, and frequently sat at the same table during lunch, so it wasn’t long before you were quick friends with Jason. However, the next notable time you met was a little while after he got your number.
Jason was laying on his bed, scrolling mindlessly through Tumblr as he thought about ways to ask you out.
Y/N, would you grant me the honor of going out with me? No, too Romeo and Juliet.
Hey, want to grab ice cream? He had to make it clear what his intentions were. Then it wouldn’t be weird if he kissed you, right?
Oh, god, if he fucking kissed you….what would that be like?
Before Jason could start fantasizing, his fingers were flying across the keyboard and he had sent a text to you.
What did he do, what did he-
Hey, I was wondering if you’d like to see that new movie this weekend. It seems like something you would enjoy.
Hm. That was actually pretty good. Where did he come up with that?
Jason had just started inspecting his fingers for some kind of sign of being possessed by smooth-with-girls-syndrome when you responded. He looked up and read it quickly.
Sure, I’d love that! Thanks for thinking of me ❤️
A heart. You had put a heart at the end of it. Did that mean you knew it was a date?
Jason sighed. He certainly hoped so.
4-
The weekend date went good. By the end of it, Jason was sure you knew it was a date. The second one passed, and then the third. The third one was when you hesitantly pecked him on the cheek. The fourth was when he kissed you actually. It wasn’t a long kiss, but it was just enough for him to take you on a fourth date. An actual “will you go out with me on a date” kind of thing.
He took you to a restaurant in the fancy part of things. You two ate food that two broke 16 year olds technically shouldn’t have been able to afford, but Bruce helped Jason out.
Jason drove you home afterwards and discussed the topic of the upcoming summer during the car ride. What you were doing, where he was going. The entire time, Jason had butterflies in his stomach. He wasn’t sure how to act. Was he messing it all up, or were you actually into him?
Once he parked in front of your house and walked you up to the stoop, you looked at him. He noticed you were biting your lip nervously, and god, why did he think that was so hot?
“My parents aren’t home.” It was the softest Jason had ever heard you speak, but he knew what you meant. He smiled gently, and kissed you again. This one was destined to last longer, and before either of you realized it, you had opened your door and you were leading him to your bedroom.
That night was one neither of you would forget, and by the end of it, Jason had officially asked out successfully.
5-
You and Jason spent a lot of time together after that. You met his older brother, Dick (who was very happy for Jason, too happy in his opinion) and his dad, Bruce Wayne. Bruce was cool, but very busy all the time.
By two months, Jason still hadn’t told you his identity as Robin, and he was running out of excuses. One day, you confronted him, assuming he was cheating on you. He tried everything, but he had to go out on patrol.
Jason left that night assuming you were broken up. The entire patrol, he wasn’t himself. Truth was, he loved you so much he was afraid of losing you. That had become his greatest fear. It was that night everything went wrong.
6-
You were out taking a late night walk. Down by the pier, a cold wind was blowing, and as you walked past warehouse after warehouse, you pulled your coat tighter.
You were affected as well, and confused about where you and your boyfriend stood. Did you guys just breakup? Did he love you? Did–
A scream echoed from one of the warehouses. You turned, afraid of stepping closer but afraid of leaving the person. Eventually, your curiosity won over and you climbed up several crates to peer into the window.
What you saw inside almost made you scream yourself. Robin, the hero everybody talked about, lay defenseless and bloody on the ground as a tall man-the Joker- whacked him over and over again with a crowbar.
You gasped, wanting to help, but you knew that would be foolish. You would just get in the way for a minute. Tears started to form in your eyes as Robin weakly cried out from the pain. He looked so…helpless.
Joker relentlessly beat him with the crowbar, and Robin’s mask began to come off. You rubbed the tears from your eyes just as the mask fell to the ground.
“No.” was the only thing that you could muster. Jason lay on the ground in the bloody Robin suit. Jason fucking Todd. There was your boyfriend, being beaten to death by the asshole of all assholes. That was why he kept disappearing at night, because he fucking protected the city!
You were mad at yourself for being so cruel to Jason without knowing what was really going on. You barely paid attention as Batman and Nightwing suddenly burst through the windows.
Joker laughed, and said something you couldn’t hear from the outside. Probably taunting Batman as he watched his apprentice get beat to death.
A fight broke out, Batman lunging at Joker as Nightwing rushed to Jason, laying broken on the ground. You had just enough time to duck as a Batarang came swooping out of the hands of the Caped Crusader and straight through the window you were looking through.
It was then you realized how close Jason was to death, and what you needed to do. The window pricked your jacket as you jumped through it, but you didn’t care. Gymnastics back in 6th grade helped when you landed awkwardly. Nightwing spun around, and it wasn’t hard to figure out that was Dick, which meant Bruce was Batman.
However, none of that mattered when Jason was half dead in front of you. Nightwing- Dick- made no effort to stop you as you knelt in front of Jason.
“No, no, no.” You cradled his head in your hands, trying hard not to recognize how limp his body was, and how his chest barely moved as he struggled to breathe.
Jason’s eyes were closed, tears running down his face silently. You were crying as well, mumbling curses and things that made no sense.
“Please, don’t be dead. Please, I-I love you.”
You watched Jason make no acknowledgement he could hear you, watched him breathe once more. His chest rose and never fell.
You screamed and buried your head in his costume, not caring about getting blood on your face. Dick pulled you away wordlessly, out of the warehouse. You barely registered that the warehouse exploded behind you a few seconds later.
Dick let you sob into his shoulder for what seemed like hours. Him and Bruce exchanged a short conversation, both riddled with grief.
Six times you and Jason had met, and that was the last.
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Hello! I was wondering if you could please write something about how the Fellowship (+ Thorin?) Would help a s/o who's Disabled and Chronically ill. Like she has a lot of symptoms like chronic pain, chronic fatigue, difficulty sleeping, difficulty breathing at times, difficulty walking at times, higher sensitivity to the cold, difficulty talking at times, and anxiety, depression and executive dysfunction?
I've been really struggling with my chronic illnesses lately, namely my Autism, Anxiety, Sleep Apnea, a really bad Overbite, Raynaud's Syndrome, Asthma, etc, so I'd really appreciate an Imagine like this. I have a really weird disorder where one of my legs is longer than the other, and it's been causing me a lot of pain and difficulty walking lately, and people have been bullying me for it a lot too, so I could really use a Comfort Imagine right now. Thanks so much hun!!
It's no problem! I'm glad I can provide some comfort!! For each character, I'll use a specific struggling area, to make it a bit easier!! I hope I got these accurate enough, and of there are any mistakes, feel free to point them out!! You are strong, beautiful and so, so amazing!! Keep being you!! ❤❤
Help (The Fellowship// Thorin x Fem!Reader)
Aragorn (Autism)
Aragorn has known you for a long time, so helping with your autism is not new for him
He's particularly experienced in reading your emotions and meeting your needs, whether it's helping you out of stressful situations or calming you down, he's there 🥺
If there are large and boisterous gatherings in Rivendell, its almost guaranteed that you can become over-stimulated quickly, and Aragorn immediately senses this (spidey senses õoõ)
He's fast to find your hand and give it a gentle squeeze of reassurance
If that doesn't seem to help, he'll instantly stop what he's doing and take you out of the room
If you're someone who prefers lots of space and little physical contact, he is 100% respectful of this and asks if you'll let him touch or hug you (very much gentleman 😌)
If ever you're confronted by someone of importance, Aragorn is right by your side to ease some of the tension
Sometimes there are things you find difficult to say or get out of your system
The king seems to know exactly what it is and will help you out by saying it or asking you simple questions that you can easily answer
And he always reminds you, no matter WHAT
YOU ARE NOT STUPID 😤😡
You may struggle with some parts of your life, but every day, he's constantly telling you that you're very intelligent and kind
His patience is unending and he'll never let you think down on yourself
Overall, Aragorn is always someone and reminding you that it's all going to be okay ❤❤
Legolas (Anxiety)
Most nights, Legolas keeps watch (since elves don't require much sleep) and notices that you jolt awake out of the random
Now, most of the Fellowship notices that you're usually awake and ready to go before anyone else
But Legolas is really the one to address you first
You were a bit nervous to explain, since you didn't want to worry him or the great of the fellowship, amount the other disadvantages you have
He gently encouraged you, and finally, you explained to him your sleep apnea
Yeah, he was very concerned
I mean, his blue eyes widened with terror when you told him that you could basically die in your sleep if you weren't attentive enough 🙃
Legolas, from now on, sleeps directly next to you, or keeps extra careful watch over you at night
Because he could NEVER see his precious mortal friend become injured... Or worse 🥺🥺❤
The other members had noticed a change in his behaviors towards you as well...
Gimli teased him whenever he caught Legolas giving you some extra lembas bread or offered to carry you 👉👈
You really tried to assure Legolas that it wasn't a big deal when you were awake, since you're aware of your breathing situation
But still 😤
Legolas will always bring you comfort and take great care of you, and that will NEVER CHANGE
Because he loves you very much ❤🦋
Frodo (Anxiety)
Frodo is familiar with the feeling of great anxiety, seeing he had a stress-free life while living in the Shire and suddenly was forced to carry a piece of jewelry all the way to giant ass volcano
It's easy for you two to comfort each other and seek refuge in thoughts and feelings ❤
He's not super comfortable with the thought of you having a panic attack though...
Only because he's never had one
It starts to give him a panic attack whenever you have one around him the first time 😳-
Any time you begin to breathe heavy or hyperventilate, halfling boy is hot at your heels, rubbing your back and reminding you to breathe gently
(So many hugs, if you're up for it)
After you calm down, he's constantly checking on you, asking if you need anything etc.
Really, he just wants to know if he can help 🥺
And even with the weight and stress of carrying the ring, Frodo manages to cheer you up somehow
Samwise (Asthma)
Sam has never had to deal with asthma once in his life
He's very nervous when the subject is brought, afraid it might trigger something inside of you 🥺👉👈
But you just chuckle, assure him that it's alright, and you have ways of keeping it under control
And now, he wants to know everything about it, just to have the awareness in case something happens
Sam just wants to protect you forever, and this was a great way for him to start
He constantly reminds Aragorn that you'll need breathing breaks and will convince Gandalf to let you ride on his horse
He'll scold Pip and Merry if they are trying to drag you around and be silly, because as he says
"You'll rouse him/her/them up! We can't have Y/N gettin injured!" 🤨😠
Sam is MOM
As always, he's very kind and always makes sure your needs are met ❤🥺
Pippin and Merry (Raynaud's Syndrome)
Very confused halfings 🤔
Also extremely concerned!
You were eating one of the lesser pleasurable nights
It was cold and rainy, and a fire couldn't be started, not to mention the quiet arguments of Aragorn and Gandalf in the nearby woods
And Pip's eyes widened when he saw the tips of your petite fingers begin to pale upon hearing Aragorn mention Orcs
"What's wrong with your hands?!" He squeaked, pointing towards your now white-colored fingertips
You hadn't even noticed, nor felt, considering they were numb anyways
Merry looked over his cousin's shoulder and his eyes also widened, not with fright, but wonder
They were both fascinated with your condition, convinced that you were casting some spell Gandalf showed you
Although you reassured them it was just an extremely frustrating inconvenience that you had, among other things
So from then on, the disastrobus duo did their best to keep you out of the cold (and stressful situations!!)
As a distraction, the pair will tell you great stories of the shire, doing little dances and skits that always cheer you up 🥴
Sometimes, they can be a little rambunctious though...
Merry will pick up on this fact quickly, and nudge Pippin to get him to calm down
Even though it may not feel the best
They find your syndrome absolutely fascinating!! 🤔🤔
All in all, these two are always up for keeping your beautiful smile on your face and your spirits high!! ❤🌺
Boromir (Depression)
Throughout the journey, Boromir has always found an easy way to make you smile
After all, he himself has a fascinating way of brightening anyone's spirits
Yours included ❤
Boromir may not have great stories from The Shire, like Pip and Merry, but he sure has a lot of positive things to say
He'll often suggest sparring with the two troublemaking halflings, just so you can see him goof up and get knocked over 🥺
If the nights become cold and weary, he'll give you a warm hug or a nudge on the shoulder
And a few words of helpful encouragement along the lines of;
"Don't fret Y/N. You have more strength than you'll ever know."
"Let our spirits never dampen! We've come this far!" 😊
He's also an incredible listener
Boromir wants to hear what you have to say if you ever need to rant or get something off of your chest
And don't think for a second that he would ever judge you 😤
Son of Gondor sees past all of your insecurities and knows you for your beautiful, amazing self ❤❤
Gimli (Walking disadvantages)
As you travel across great plains and mountains, your limp doesn't go unnoticed by Gimli
It may take him a while to open up about it, since he's afraid he might offend you in some way
And once he asks you, you inform him that it's a difficulty that unfortunately cannot be changed any time soon
And where you come from, lots of people tease and bully you about it
He did NOT handle it well 😳
"wHAT BLUBBERING DULL-MINDED PIGNUTS-" 🤬
Although this Dwarf is short and a bit slow at times
He's fascinatingly strong 😳
And so, he makes it his duty to be your designated carrier 🥺
At first, your a tad skeptical...
I mean, he's only around 4 feet tall...
BUT HAVE YOU SEEN HIM THROW THAT HUGE AX AROUND?!
Gimli will happily carry you great distances when you need a break, and even longer
(Sometimes it's just to show off around the others-)
"Gimli, are you sure you don't want a break?"
"Aye lass! The strength of Dwarves is unending!" 😌
*struggling to breathe*
11/10, fantastic dwarf, will never let you down!!
Thorin (Executive Dysfunction)
Another Dwarf??
Absolutely
Thorin himself has trouble keeping composure with his time management (and sense of direction 🙄)
This means that he'll have an undying amount of patience for you and you only
There's just something about you that he fond of, and it fills in that little sassy, brooding place in his heart
Can also relate to you whenever you grow frustrated at the setback of your journey or lack of sleep
Is 100% willing to help you find your lost belongings (and once again, ONLY YOU)
Thorin will literally make the whole traveling party stop so that you can put something in your bag and make sure that you put it somewhere you'll remember
Always happy to give you extra gentle reminders of keeping your pack closed
The company is utterly SHOCKED with how he treats you
I mean, this man has always been extremely stubborn and hard headed
But when you show up, it's another person he can easily relate and share frustrations with
Also a master at organization?!? 🤔
The one thing he could do successfully was organizing the damn journey and traveling company, so ofc he's gonna be good at that 😂
Yeah, Thorin definitely has a soft spot for you
King under the mountain will never run out of patience and kindness for you 😌💙
Sorry these took so long!! I hope you like them!! ❤❤
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—pocket heroes headcanons
mtha thots: it’s that time of year again where i start projecting my daily academic existential crises on the mha characters. i’ve had this idea in my head for months and got pages of brain rot fading away in my documents, so i’ve decided to stop being selfish and start sharing w some simple hcs. i hope you enjoy it <3
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context: pocket heroes are a new phenomenon to the world. the whispers that spread by ear say they are tiny humans dressed in hero-like costumes that support you when you need it most. many don’t believe in them and blame it on overactive imagination. but the very few who know the truth, say otherwise. they say you can’t find a pocket hero, but your pocket hero finds you when they’re ready. luckily for you, your tiny friend made an appearance and is stuck to you like glue!
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Midoriya Izuku:
this little guy is the cutest thing you’ve ever seen
izu is on the shorter side standing only about 3 ¾ inches tall
but don’t let that height fool you bc he’s a ball of energy!
he’s a chatterbox so if that’s not your game, good luck sis
but he’s so cute and his voice is so tiny how could you not love him
your pocket hero is so encouraging of you
for every assignment, he’ll sit by your hand and cheer you on
it’s impossible to give in to temptation and skip an assignment/call off work bc he’ll puff his chubby cheeks out and pout
he knows it’s tough, but you can do it! there’s nothing you can’t do!
although, if you need to take a break for your mental health, he’ll immediately stop and climb up into your neck to comfort you
makes posters with sticky notes he finds around bc he’s your biggest fan
sits by you during class and takes his own notes so that you two can compare
he doesn’t want you to miss anything important
you get such good grades bc of deku ong
izuku’s fav place to be is in your shirt pocket or in your cleavage, behind the collar of your shirt with his little head sticking out
it’s bc he likes to be near to your heart
it makes him feel safe and close to you
if you get really stressed out, izu will cry for you
he hates it when you’re distressed and won’t be able to think clearly until you’re okay
his whimpers are so sad it literally pains my heart
your pocket hero loves when you bring him up to your cheek so he can latch on and nuzzle you
he’s highkey attached to your hip
he’s not afraid to use puppy dog eyes if you tell him he needs to stay home when you go out
7 times out of 10, you give in
but when it’s necessary for him to stay, he’ll sadly mope around until he hears the door open and runs to you
deku’s got this huge smile on his face that could make the coldest man crack
his tiny footsteps are so cute ughhhh
uses ofa to jump to your face so you can catch him and give him cuddles until he’s satisfied
i adore him
Bakugo Katsuki:
katuski stands at a whopping 4 ½ inches which is about average
but this particular pocket hero has a bad case of small dog syndrome
make fun of how small he is at your own risk
bc this little dude bites
bakugo’s a hardass about your responsibilities
like the man will not let you procrastinate!
over his dead body
if he catches you slipping, he’ll pull on your ear lobes
screams at you and threatens to blow you up with his tiny explosions too for good measure
you don’t have the heart to tell him his quirk feels like a flick from a two year old
his yelling is kinda scary tho despite sounding like a preschool kid on helium
nevertheless, pls trust that this little guy loves you and only wants the best for you
you don’t catch how he gets up extra early every morning and organizes your desk to the best of his abilities (some of your stuff is heavy)
or how he’ll spend hours going through your music and making playlists to help you study
bakugo complains about doing it, but he’s always down to go through flashcards with you
he’s a smart cookie and has got a keen memory so trust he won’t let you half-ass/forget any important assignments and exams
a mother hen
if you have at least three inches of hair, bakugo likes to stand on the top of your head and tug on your strands to “make you move” like you're under his control
yes, he has an evil laugh
you humor him every time
although, there was one time you threw your head to the side and he almost fell off bc he called you a bad word and you weren’t having it
it hasn’t happened again since
doesn’t go there often bc he wants to be all tough, but his fav place to be is in the crook of your neck where it’s warm and he can feel close to you
pls reward him for good behavior w a lil kiss
he’ll tell you you're being gross and make a big show of wiping your “germs” away
but he secretly loves it
there was one time you didn’t peck him for a week and he actually got nervous in an angry kind of way
asked if you were mad at him in the smallest voice you’ve ever heard him use
also stomps when he’s angry
pls he’s like the cutest most annoying alarm clock
i love him
Todoroki Shouto:
if izu and katsuki are the angel on your right, shouto’s the devil on your left
don’t get me wrong, the little guy will suggest you do your work
but…if you can still get the grade you want and skip out on a few things, who is he to say otherwise
a strong advocate of work smarter, not harder LMAOOO
you secretly think it’s bc he likes to take as many naps as he can with you
anyways, shouto is about 4 ¾ inches in height give or a take a couple centimeters
he’s got an unnaturally deep voice for a pocket hero
he’s very quiet, reserved most times, and will be your silent support as you go about your day
but pls don’t think he doesn’t have the slickest mouth known to man just bc he’s quiet
there was one time you asked your teacher a question and they were being difficult
you went back and forth for a few min, failing to notice the irritation growing on todoroki’s face
then he just blurted out, “and you’re supposed to have a degree in education?”
thankfully, your teacher didn’t hear him but when I tell you your heart dropped
you can’t take this man nowhere
he’s just a very sassy pocket hero
you get some lip from him too sometimes but threaten to take away his soba and he’ll shut up real quick
shouto likes to hang out on top of your head and lay there
also likes to sit on your shoulder and idly swing his legs
when you’re both bored in class, he’ll make little ice sculptures to get you more alert
you let him read articles out to you bc his voice is really soothing
todo lives for head pats or when you gently scratch his head with your finger
he’ll chase your finger if you pull away too soon
you think he purrs but shouto won’t admit to anything
when he’s feeling clingy, he’ll raise his arms up signaling for you to hold him in your hand
it’s annoying sometimes bc you need to take notes or something but does it look like this boy cares?
pick him up now!
if you get stressed, he makes you put down whatever you're doing and drink some water
forces you to take a nap if it’s really bad
all pocket heroes have a reserved “bed” so their caretaker doesn’t harm them when they sleep, but todoroki is wiling to risk death if it means curling up on your chest
your heartbeat helps him sleep easier
i wanna protect him at all costs
im no longer accepting requests!
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Salvador Anthony Fisher Headcanons
So you guys should know by now, I'm a self shipper and proud, I like sharing my thoughts with you guys! Now, these headcanons are for my personal Sal Fisher. Sal is actually my first self ship, but he's been fine with not being in the spotlight... Until now. Strap in because this is gonna be a ride, but, may I introduce
Salvador Anthony Fisher
(Under the cut because of length)
Born: December 21, 1976 to Diane Elizabeth Collins Fisher and Henry William Fisher at 3:33am in Hoboken, NJ.
Diane was a fan of Salvador Dali, and wanted to pay tribute.
Facial scarring happened in late summer of 1984, when Sal was seven.
Diane stepped in front of a shotgun blast meant for Sal.
Shrapnel made of shotgun ammo and bone fragments from Diane caused the scars
Plastic surgery wasn't the best back then, but the doctors tried their best, salvaging what they could and using skin grafts from Sal's back to patch some places.
He's got three scars on his back that look like patches in a blanket from the skin they took for grafts.
Diane died shortly after Sal's initial surgery, and intellectually, Sal knew she was gone. But he stayed in a state of denial for several months after her death
After he was released from the hospital, Sal still explored and adventured in the surrounding area around his house.
He found Gizmo one day and Gizmo just kind of... Injected himself into the family
He helped heal the rift that was starting to form between Sal and Henry. Henry stopped acting so angry, but his negligence continued throughout Sal's teenage years.
After moving to Nockfell and meeting the gang, Sal really came into his own.
I mean, yeah he still had bullies, but the gang made up for it and made it so much more bearable.
We've talked about Sal's bully experiences before, but we'll do it again.
Even back in Jersey, Sal was a magnet for bullies. He didn't move to Nockfell until he was 15, so Sal had more than his share of bullies by the time he got to Nockfell.
They always want to rip off Sal's prosthetic so they can make fun of his face.
That's why he started wearing pigtails. It makes it harder to pull his prosthetic off
But it also exerts a lot of force on Sal's neck when someone tries.
So Sal's got some neck problems. But he knows how to fight, so it's not like he's helpless.
Sal took physical therapy for his neck problems
It's resulted in him having a pretty thick neck.
He mostly took the physical therapy because his neck injuries were causing migraines.
Takes: antidepressants (which he hates), antianxiety meds (which barely work) and migraine meds.
When Sal met Larry, there was an instant bond, like two puzzle pieces fitting together.
Sal was Larry's "brother from another mother"
Ash and Today are actually a year ahead of Sal in school. Larry got held back a year, but Sal managed to graduate early
No matter the subject, Sal got top marks in all of his classes. School came easily to Sal, his brain like a sponge, absorbing any and all information.
Got over his crush on Ash relatively quickly, deciding he liked her more as a sister or friend
Became good friends with Travis, but let it low profile, not wanting to make waves for Travis at home
When Henry and Lisa got married, Sal was Lisa's maid of honor, wearing a yellow dress because that was Lisa's favorite color.
Ash and Maple curled his hair and put it up in a pretty bun.
Larry gave Lisa away, there wasn't a dry eye in the courthouse.
Sal is really sassy. He's got a little bit of little man's syndrome and he's from Jersey too.
By the time Sal was 21, he was 5'6", not having his final growth spurt until he was 25.
Sal was always a late bloomer.
Has a deep voice caused from damage to his neck from his accident. His accent is 100% Frank Iero, but his voice is closer to Corey Taylor from Slipknot.
Sal can get loud, especially if he's not got his prosthetic on.
The fiberglass it's made of is really thick, so it won't break easily, and there's just a slit for the mouth.
So he had to learn to project early on.
Larry started teaching Sal bass in 93, introducing him to metal like Sanity's Fall, Korn, Metallica, Black Sabbath, and Slipknot.
Sal found other bands like Green Day, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against the Machine, Nirvana, Meat Puppets, and Soundgarden on his own.
The Grace of Sal's dimension met Sal at Nockfell Community College in autumn of 99 in Psych 101.
They got paired up for a project and it was kismet from then on.
That's what Sally calls it, kismet
There was instant attraction on both parts, Grace not just accepting but loving Sally and all of his scars
Their personalities just meshed and hangouts culminated into dates and dates into Sal showing Grace his face and then asking her to wear his necklace, a silver chain with a bass pick on it. I have it now.
Sal says that there is no difference between me and that Grace, except for some time differences due to dimensional stuff, but we'll get to that, and that I never ended up in Nockfell.
Sal and Grace were talking about her moving in when the Addison killings happened.
Part of Sal's cult research and ghost hunting, Grace immediately believed Sal's story and advocated for his release.
She tried to get someone, anyone, to look at the temple under the apartments, but no one seemed too keen on believing the girlfriend of a mass murderer.
Sal hit his final growth spurt, finally standing at 5'8"
He also bulked up. Death row inmates normally are kept in solitary confinement. It was either work out, or go crazy
Grace and Ash tried everything, but the odds were heavily stacked against Sal
They eventually tried Ash's idea, which was too little, too late.
Sal was put in the electric chair at 6:33 pm, and subjected to three rounds of electricity at the age of 28 in August of 2004.
Grace, unable to face life knowing her Sally was dead, fatally overdosed on sleeping pills minutes later.
Never knowing that
Sal survived
He was absolutely heartbroken when Ash broke the news at the hospital, where they were keeping Sal for observation, as well as treating injuries from the force of the chair: a broken right forearm, a broken left femur, a broken right hand, and so many severely strained muscles that they kept him for a month.
Other than the injuries, Sal was healthy
Sal accidentally shifted dimensions one night a couple of weeks later. He saw a rubberhose Sal and Grace
When Sal came back, he decided he'd learn to go to as many dimensions as he could, and find one with a Grace who didn't have a Sal
It took him two years, but Sal found me when he was 30. This me, in this dimension. In this dimension, it was in December of 2019.
This is where it gets complicated, but apparently, our dimension takes place thirteen years ahead of Sal's
Another difference is that in his dimension, Ireland is part of the UK
So you can imagine my surprise when this guy comes up to me in the park. He's not dressed for the season, just in a black hoodie and black jeans. But he seems vaguely familiar in that deja vu kinda way.
He wore a white and pink mask and obviously had a glass eye but who am I to judge
His eyes were bright sapphire blue in the hazy gray December light.
And he just... Struck up a conversation like he'd known me forever, introducing himself as Sally. Sally Fisher.
I gave him my number, and he pulled out this ancient flip phone.
I was kinda horrified and insisted on at least him getting a burner phone. I took him a few blocks over to the Dollar Store and picked a Galaxy from a few seasons ago, and Sally paid for it in cash, old bills.
Then we went to a nearby diner and I ended up having to teach him how to use it.
It struck me as odd to have to do that. I only ever have to teach my parents how to use new phones.
"What gives Sally? Who are you?"
"Do you believe in kismet?" and I nodded, remembering the term for fate/destiny from a movie.
Then he told me everything. His life story from facial injuries to the cult, his crimes, prison, the electric chair, Grace's death, and then his search through dimensions.
"You have to see that it's meant to be, you and me" he said "Every place I've been to has had a version of me. And those versions of me always had you. Always. There's always an Ash and Todd too, and I always die, so does Larry. Except in mine. And yours. Where's your Sal, true?"
Sally's eyes pleaded with me and I told him I'd think about it, making sure we had each others numbers. I had to leave for home soon after.
We kept talking through text, the cell reception in Sal's dimension just enough to get through to my number. He sent me pictures over the course of a couple weeks that left me with no other choice but to believe him
Pictures of low res MTV shows I remembered from 2006, newspaper headlines, etc.
I ran a search and found that this dimension's Sal Fisher of Hoboken, New Jersey by way of Nockfell, Pennsylvania died in a car crash the January before all of the other Sals and Graces met, when he was 21.
We started dating, Sal coming to stay with me for nights, and then weekends
When it got to the point that neither of us were happy about when time for him to leave came, I asked if he would stay.
Sally decided that, yes, he would stay, and went to his dimension one last time to explain and tell Ash and Todd goodbye.
They understood and wished us luck, and Ash wrote a note telling me that she trusted me to love Sal as much as the Grace from her dimension did.
TLDR: Sal came from a dimension 13 years behind us after surviving the electric chair. He picked this one because my Sal died when he was 21. He found me in 2019 and we've been happy ever since, bringing Toby and now Jeff into our poly family.
So let's talk about my Sal, our relationship, etc!
Kinda just... Took over the dead Sal's identity. Reported that there was a mistake, that he wasn't dead.
It was a process but we got it done.
Still a metalhead, he's delighted we share the same bands exactly in both dimensions
He also likes The Flaming Lips, Talking Heads, The Pixies, Dinosaur Jr, and Strfkr because of me
Also a HUGE fan of Gorillaz, Opeth, Frog Leap Studios, and MSI (though he's disgusted by the scandal with the front man)
Loves how advanced video games have gotten. We have both Xbox and Playstation consoles, only the newest, and a gaming computer and laptop to keep up with Sal's admitted gaming addiction.
He's a bottomless pit. He can eat so much, and has to actually put in effort to gain weight. He eats a lot and only does the barest daily workout.
Doesn't wear his prosthetic much around the house, preferring a backwards cap and his hair down.
I suspect it's because he's touch starved and naturally prefers real kisses to prosthetic ones any day.
One of my favorite ways to find Sal is sprawled across the couch, Smokey in his lap, cap on backwards to keep the hair from his eyes, biting his torn lower lip in concentration as he solves some puzzle or another in a game.
Is 5'8.6" tall and weighs 157 lbs
Has a little tummy pudge, like a dad bod lite™
We've noticed his hair is getting darker as he ages. It was bright cornflower blue when he got here, but over the past few years it's darkened a couple of shades. It's barely noticeable.
His eyes are like if sunlight were behind a sapphire, though the glass one is more dull.
Apparently, he needs to get to the oculist sooner than planned for his six month check up. He says his glass eye has been uncomfortable lately and it doesn't point straight as easily anymore.
So he's been going without it.
His eyelid says over the socket, but luckily, he's got a double row of dark blue eyelashes to distract from it.
He's restarted his collection of prosthetics, both facial and ocular.
Has to wear reading glasses to read and drive
Can drive, but doesn't like to
Paints his nails black every morning. He lets me pick a color to do an accent nail for each hand. Today is swampy green
His Metallica hat is sacred to him and very symbolic. The lettering on it is dark blue, for the Ride the Lightning single.
Sal jokes that "Ride the Lightning" is his song because he rode the lightning and lived.
One of those sappy boyfriends, he's got a plethora of names he calls me, his favorites in bold (we've been together for two years this December, it's quite a list): Gracie, Gracie face, baby, dream, precious, toots (pronounced tʰuts), peaches, phillie, honeybee, bb, bugaboo, beauty (calls himself beast), eyes, pockets, doll face, goddess, queenie, pinkie pie, Molly (every man has his Molly), sweet pickle, minx, vixen, genius, evil woman, itchy witch, hellcat, muffin, hotcakes, jellybean, sunny, and emerald.
Likes when I call him: dear, darling, babe, sweetheart, honey, love, teddy bear, Sally boy, and salamander
Finds it weird but cool that there's a game about his life basically. He thinks it's a cool coincidence.
Big fan of kisses, his entire day will be ruined if I forget to kiss him good morning and he has trouble sleeping without me
Found this dimensions Larry, he now lives in the apartment next door, in another brownstone loft.
Made sure I had only the cutest masks when we had to start wearing them. He's actually pretty partial to the medical mask design but some days his face just needs the support of his prosthetic.
Hates wearing his prosthetic in the summer. He stays so hot and will wear tank tops and gym shorts all summer, only breaking out hoodies for me, but not wearing them at all till mid October.
We work together at a smoke shop/dispensary. I work on the dispensary side, helping patients find the right strain for their condition, and Sal sells vape products, CBD products, and accessories for the medicinal side of clientele.
Can't stand cigarettes, but loves the concept of vaping. He keeps the most efficient mod and has a huge collection of flavors ranging from fruity to baked goods and desserts that can satisfy any craving you have.
Is a medical marijuana patient for his injuries, migraines, and PTSD.
We have a few cats, but only one stays inside, a Russian blue hair named Smokey.
We also have a blue tongued skink
We've been working on Sal's phobia of dogs, especially since he knows it was actually Kenneth Phelps who attacked him, not an actual dog
So we have two Mexican hairless dogs because they have less and more dull teeth than most dogs.
He's still nervous around Toby's dog, Seven, though, since he's bigger.
#sally face#sally face headcanons#sally face self ship#sally face fan art#sal fisher#sal fisher headcanons#sal fisher self ship#ash campbell#todd morrison#larry johnson#travis Phelps
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