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nightswithkookmin · 2 years

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Goldy what's your take on tge shift of yoonmin dynamic? We know that suga used to adore jm and was close back in the days but at some point they get distant from each other, then we see them latly close again being paired up most of the time and suga tries to complement jm a lot, do you think that they hade some issues in the past and know they're working on their friendship?

Oh YOOOONMMMMMIINNNNNN!!!! My old love☹

Take a look here people- A true hyung dongsang relationship dynamic unfolding before our very eyes😍😍😍😍😍😋

Chilee not me feeling all warm and fussy inside🤧

Look at JM's cheek to cheek smile🥺🥺🥺🥺

No but Suga is so coola!

Glad to see him take a compliment back without cringing good for him.

He is what I wished I could be to Jimin if I didn't want to fuck him🙃

Just give give give to him but take nothing in return, want nothing, expect nothing cos I know my feelings will never be reciprocated🙃

But my toxicity would not allow me to be his friend 😴

Certainly not Jungkook's.

Neither he nor I are Santa and your boy gotta pay up

There's nothing wrong with them. That's just their dynamic. They're not in love but they don't hate eachother either. They bicker, then they go civil, then the next moment it's nuclear war and Jimin is cussing out in French Spanish and Swahili 😭

But it's all love.

If it helps think of JM as periodically having PMS around Suga. Sometimes it's nothing personal, he just doesn't want to be touched or dotted on or have people cling on to him while he trying to stand there serve looks and look pretty for the camera🙂

Seen his legs when he stands? I rest my case.

If your mom never slicked down your brows with her saliva in front of your friends you won't know JMs pain😭😭😭😭😭😭

You can't go anywhere with bangtan sometimes 😫😫

Other times too frankly his boyfriend just isn't in a good mood and he doesn't want to make things worse between them by feeding ships😕

Yoonmin are not the naturally gravitating towards each other duo in the group. Doesn't mean they have bad blood. But when you have Jikook constantly sitting together gravitating towards eachother it leaves no room for them to be seen with other people.

Sometimes its necessary the company steps in to pair members up if not we wouldn't get a single content on certain ships- AT ALL.

Curating ships by the company is an affirmative action and a way to guarantee equitable distribution else that's when they get accused of playing favoritism. That's when certain ships state complaining the company is hiding their ship content blah blah blah BORING.

And I think Jimin lowkey is aware of this so sometimes he tries. He tries to make time. Sit apart from Jungkook. Interact with other members lest they start complaining they've missed him etc.

When Jikook are "forced apart" most times they are on board with it- JM is. Jungkook don't give a fuck. No need to draw unnecessary attention to them or have people asking unnecessary questions like why yall two always together, why don't you hang out with this person or that person also.

Like how recently JM said he was gonna come fo a live with V and suddenly everyone is like do one with JK too, Suga too- then he's like I'll bring everybody. Jungkook would up said straight up he's gone what he's gone do.

Any way. You are right.

Jimin have always looked up to Suga within the group because he respects the man Suga is at his core. Suga gives sound advice and he's been a constant source of inspiration and encouragement- Jimin I really blessed.

Yoonmin isn't Vmin and so we don't expect the same level of vulnerability and intimacy that's the signature of Vmin in Yoonmin. That would be like comparing apples and oranges.

But there is a vulnerability to them in the way Suga being a senior takes care of this younger one. Or even in the way Jimin brings himself to take his nurturing and his advice.

Jimin is irreplaceable. He has the best voice among the singers or so Yoongi believes. And that's just the thing with them, Suga believes in the potential of Jimin just as Jimin believes in the potential of Jungkook. In a way those two ships can be very similar if you want to take the bangtan hyung/dongsaeng relationship dynamics as an equation.

I'd say Suga is the best hyung in the group in terms of his relationship with the younger ones and Jimin will come second to him- seen in his relationship with Jungkook. And if you want to take his relationship with the hyungs into consideration too💀

Hobi is great too but I don't see him mentoring the boys the way Suga or Namjoon does. Yet he is best at nurturing them and catering to their emotional needs. However you are not about to catch him taking anyone out to the bar to bond as per ethnic male culture or masculine traditions.

Suga gives off Rafiki vibes if you know what I mean

Its giving spiritual guide and sage to Jimin.

He's had profound influence on Jimin's self confidence than people give him credit for. He's always the one telling Jimin, go for it, you can do it, nevermind what people will say, don't be shy, there's nothing embarrassing about this. You are beautiful, your voice is unique, believe in yourself, I will always believe in you.

He affirms JM which is one of the purest ways to express love for another.

You know that nevermind tattoo is on his ribs for a reason.

Suga is wise but also very ambitious and a go getter.

That's something I see in Jimin also. But he needs a bit of a push sometimes and Suga and Namjoon are very good at spurring him on.

They are adorable.

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prosciuttulipa · 11 days

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Hellooo! Congrats on 500 followers. It’s more than deserved!

I’m a self-indulgent hoe and would love a match-up if I make it 🙏

I’d like a text convooo please they’re so cute

Details:

JJK, please!

Gender Pref: male

Personality: ENFP, Leo, ambivert. I’m very talkative, and tend to think out loud which gets me into trouble most of the time. Court Jester, and I kind of enjoy it when people pick on/roast me. Major oversharer. A bit of a pervert. Terrible liar, but prone to fibbing anyway. Intense and bold. I’m sensitive and a bit moody. Sweet to people I care about, but not good at pretending I like people when I don’t. Chronically late (rip). Spontaneous, impulsive. Daydreamer. Youngest sibling, so I’m lowkey kind of an annoying brat lol. Self-indulgent—to be cringe is to be free. Big attention hoe!

Likes: Inside jokes. Memes. Winning!! I’m so competitive it’s kind of embarrassing. Discussing books/tv/games/etc. Astrology. YouTube. Being a bad influence

Dislikes: driving oh my god. Time limits. Working. Confrontation. BOARD GAMES. Hemorrhoids

Hobbies: drawing, reading, writing, jewelry-making, hiking, dnd, playing/modding video games, makeup

Love Language: what makes me feel loved: gift-giving | how I express love: words of affirmation

Green Flag: attentiveness, engages in convo/cares about my interests (and thinks I’m the coolest person in the world 💕)

Deal Breaker: Clingy, gatekeeper, afraid of the cringe because I’m radioactive levels of cringe

Somewhat tall, curvy, a few piercings, teal hair & pointy snaggle teeth

Again, congrats & thanks for doing such a fun event! :3

This was kind of a jumbled mess & I probably wrote too much. I’m so sorry

Congratulations! You have been matched with...

Geto Suguru

Suguru is the quiet to your loud, the organised to your impulsive, and the early to your late (which he factors in, don't worry). On the surface, there's enough of a yin-yang dynamic for people to understand how things might work between you two, but they're often baffled as to how your relationship is actually sustained.

The truth is, Suguru is just as cringe as you are, ugly laughing at the memes you send him, and cracking jokes that only you two will understand. The only difference is that he's much better at hiding it (aka his past emo lifestyle—he was a scene kid and you can pry that headcanon out of my cold dead hands). He's not one to shy from competition, and will happily butt heads, but at the end of the day, he always steps away when things are starting to verge on an actual confrontation. Sometimes hard conversations are inevitable, but with small things like this, he would rather lose to someone he loves, than lose someone he loves to win.

He's always happy to listen to you run your mouth. He can gather all sorts of information on you, which makes it easy to get you gifts. For example, he'll pay attention to the drawing materials you like, and will surprise you with them out of the blue, placing them on your desk as if they've been there all along. He's definitely up for you doing his makeup (like I said, ex-scene kid), only for you to quickly take it off because you realise he is way too pretty with it on—you can't let people go around getting ideas! He's too gorgeous for his own good!

Dates with him would often involve you two reading and/or discussing your respective books, or playing video games together. He'd also happily join a DnD campaign if you rope him into it! But overall, any time is a good time, as long as he can spend it with you.

The Matchmaker's Gift:

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xpeachesncream · 2 years

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plot twist (pjm) | one.

a lowkey series spin-off ft. park jimin

❊ summary: jimin isn’t interested in fake dating, but he’s definitely interested in getting to know someone the right way. after all, he feels like he’s ready to put himself out there and give it all he’s got. so, he takes a risk in trying something completely out of his comfort zone and hops on the new, popular dating app - only to come across and get to know someone he didn’t expect to meet.

❊ pairing: athlete!reader x nerd!pjm

❊ genre: (18+) college au, (partially) smau, friends to lovers au, dating app au | fluff, angst, smut

❊ words: 3.2k

❊ warnings: cussing, some mature language, minor implied sexual content, nothing too bad tbh - serious [pokemon] threats, talks of this dating app circulating amongst the boys and ppl on campus, mentions of indie horror games and miles morales lol, jiminie is unsure about this app stuff cause he doesn’t wanna get hurt ): , as we know they call each other a lot of names jokingly - this is just their dynamic as bestfriends, enter oc and wooyoung briefly and jimin instantly finds oc intimidating, playful bickering btwn the boys, to app or not to app?

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Jimin shoves off the straps to his backpack and lets the heavy piece of shit fall to the ground before taking his seat next to Taehyung at the library. He lets out a hefty sigh, lowering his head onto his arms that rested on the table.

"Dude, we're only a few weeks into school. How are you so tired already?" Taehyung doodles in his notebook.

"Shut up." Jimin groans, grabbing a hold of a crumpled piece of paper and tossing it at his head. "The question is, why are you always this excited? Your eyes are about to pop out of its sockets, weirdo."

"This cute girl said hi to me on the way to class." Taehyung wiggled his eyebrows and did his smug little smirk, making Jimin cringe and look at him with a disgusted expression.

"Yuck, why would she do that?"

"Hey! Take it back or I'm never giving your Pokemon Sword Edition back." Jimin's eyes widen.

"Don't ever."

"Hmph." Tae happily smiles and wiggles in his chair as Jimin accepts defeat.

"Screw you! If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have been able to experience it!"

"Right, anyways. It's senior year. Maybe things can be different, Jiminie." Tae gently nudges his side. "What if I end up finding my own peanut?"

"Would be quite nice."

"Should probably try out that app."

"Huh?" Jimin cocks an eyebrow.

"The dating app, haven't you heard?"

"No? There's apps for that? I don't quite necessarily find myself pondering on these so-called dating apps during my free time."

"It's called Coffee."

"Huh, interesting. Why, though?"

"The goal is to get someone to go out with you. Like for coffee or something, duh. Dummy."

"Give me back my game." Jimin smacks him upside the head, a small 'ow' from Taehyung following shortly after.

"Are you guys talking about the dating app?" Hoseok sits his bag on the floor before taking the seat in front of Taehyung.

"Mmmmmhm." Tae responds, continuing to doodle.

"How do you know about it?" Jimin looks at him.

"How do you not?" Hoseok looks back at him. "It's the talk on campus."

"So like.. what? You see pictures of girls and message them?"

"Yeah, it shares profiles of pretty ladies nearby. You have to swipe right if you like them, but you can't message them unless they swipe right on you too. It's called—" Taehyung draws a rainbow in the air with his hand. "A match."

"Huh." Jimin repeats, still slightly confused about the concept. And so he does a small head tilt before reaching over to grab his Epidemiology and Statistics book and flipping it open. "What ever happened to approaching someone and telling them you like them. You know, like back in the day?"

"Times have changed. It's more fun this way I suppose." Hoseok cutely smiles.

"Okay, the only fun we know well is yelling at each other during video and board games." Jimin lets out a sigh with a tiny pout. "As a matter a fact, I miss you guys talking about mobile games instead."

"Touché. I haven't been playing anything new, though. My stats are dead." Hoseok nods. "But the app sounds enticing, right? I'm curious."

"Same, dude. Should we just do it?" Tae directs his question towards Hoseok.

"I need to find a good picture of myself."

"Oh right—"

"Ah, come on guys. Really? I just feel like we shouldn't meddle." Jimin nervously responds. He was coming from a good place though, one where he knows very well that they'd get their hearts broken easily from a stupid app. Or maybe, he was projecting his own fear onto his friends. He knew they'd try and egg him on to try this app, and he'd give in. Then, he'd find someone he was interested in getting to know— only to be rejected.

Fucking ouch.

Just the thought sucks. Jimin knows him and his friends still aren't the most sought out boys on campus, even after everything they've been through during their junior year. Things eventually settle, the waters eventually become calm, the leaves finally fall— they're back to square one at this point.

They're just.. the same boys they were when they first started, with a few more appearances at parties and club events alongside their beloved peanut.

Oh well, Jimin doesn't mind it either way. But, since Jungkook and peanut have been going strong, Hoseok and Taehyung had become even more determined to be the next boys in line for someone's heart. Quite frankly, it'd be nice for Jimin, too. He wasn't lying when he had told Taehyung that minutes ago. But Jimin is afraid. He's afraid of feeling hurt, he's afraid of not being good enough, he's afraid of his innocence and virginity being the center of attention in a relationship.

He's afraid, and he just can't see anyone wanting to deal with that at this point in time.

Jungkook was lucky to have crossed paths with peanut— because although she had been the most popular girl on campus, she was patient, she was kind, she was incredibly caring. Sure, Jimin does play the devil's advocate a lot and he still has some hope in humanity, but he thinks finding another with the same attributes is super rare. He needs someone who would be patient with him, someone who would teach him the ways and not be upset when he does something 'wrong' in a relationship. Someone who wouldn't care that he didn't necessarily have a past, someone who won't mind reassuring him that he is enough. Someone who wouldn't lie, someone who he felt safe with and could easily trust.

It seems like a lot to ask for, so Jimin doesn't want to ask at all.

Let alone does he want to see his friends get hurt.

"Look, if no one wants to swipe right on us, it's fine. At least we can say we tried it." Tae responds, typing away on his phone. Jimin peers over his shoulder, only to see him making an account for this so-called dating app and entering all his personal information. Tae's mouth slightly hangs open as he focuses on the task at hand [as if it was something that required all of his effort for the day]. "See, it's not so bad so far."

"You're only making your account, mouth breather." Jimin fires back, making Taehyung give him a look.

"At least I'm making it, dipshit." Hoseok giggles.

"Come on, Jiminie. Join us."

"No."

"Why not? What do you have to lose?"

"What does Jimin have to lose where?" Jungkook asks sleepily, gently letting his bag fall to the floor as he sits next to Hoseok. Great, Jimin thinks. Jungkook to the rescue.

"Kookie." Taehyung says in a cute voice. "Why do you look like that? Why do you both look so tired already? The year just started."

"Ugh, it's not even school-related. I spent hours trying to teach peanut how to play the Miles Morales Spiderman game last night. She wouldn't stop swinging and crashing into cars or buildings. And then, every time a villain came up, she'd use the same attack move! She had so many upgrades she could do for her web attacks."

"All you heard last night was 'no, no, no! swing left, swing left! slow down!' or 'use the combo!' it's right there, showing which buttons to press! right— in— front!'" Jimin mocks him, making the table laugh loudly.

"And the best part— 'okay, okay, you're done. you're done.'" Hobi adds, reenacting Jungkook's tone when he apparently took the controller away from peanut.

"She was so, so cute, don't get me wrong. But I couldn't do it anymore." The table chuckles together once more before it dies down for a bit. Jimin peeks over at Taehyung going through his photos for the dating app, swiping to see which ones would be an acceptable picture.

"Which picture should I use? I need an acceptable dating app photo."

"What the hell does an 'acceptable dating app photo' even mean?"

"You know, something hot. Something all the girls will swoon over." Taehyung wiggles his eyebrows. "Like this—"

"I'm not entirely sure that's even acceptable to put on Instagram." Hoseok makes a face at his recent pictures that highlighted the fact that he had his natural hair color back, all while Tae furrowed his brows.

"You're unaware of what good art is, I suppose. Excuse you." Taehyung rolls his eyes.

"Oh, is that what you guys were talking about when I came? Jimin hopping onto the app?" Jungkook adds as he pulls out his laptop.

"Jimin is not hopping onto the app, thank you very much." Jimin responds for himself.

"I repeat— what do you have to lose?" Hoseok adds, now also plotting on the perfect profile picture.

"I'm gonna be honest, I don't wanna get my feelings hurt." Jimin gives off a nervous chuckle. "I feel like I'd get too dependent on the app, especially for reassurance and stuff like that."

"He has a point, you know?" Taehyung puts up his pointer finger as if to shush Jungkook.

"You get no say in this because you have a girlfriend." He says, with the most serious face ever. Jimin laughs at him before shaking his head and flipping the pages to his notebook.

"But yeah, I think I'll pass. Let me know how it goes."

"I still think you should just see it for like, a week or something though." Hoseok adds.

"He also has a point." Jungkook adds, disregarding Taehyung's previous comment.

"What did I just say, dude?"

"Fuck off, alright? If anything, you should get no say in what photos to use since you're plotting on using your weird instagram ones." Jungkook fires back.

"Where is the point in Hoseok's statement, Jeon Jungkook?" Jimin flips the switch and asks.

"Just try it out for a day or seven. You aren't signing a contract."

"It almost feels like I am?!"

"Think about it, Jiminie." Taehyung adds.

"I'm not listening to any of you guys."

"Well, I'm pretty sure peanut will say the same thing."

"Well, I'll hear it from her myself."

"Cool, she's coming in a couple of minutes." Jimin sighs. Suddenly, the library gets a little louder as the senior basketball boys and basketball girls walk in. It's a trip to the boys, especially to Jimin and Jungkook— seeing that their class were now the seniors walking around campus, and Seokjin and his boys weren't the ones causing chaos everywhere they went.

Actually, moreso Seokjin than anyone else.

But that stays in the past, things are well and everyone has moved on.

Jimin actually enjoys his senior class. He hasn't really had issues with anyone, no one topping the asshole rank like Seokjin did. Everyone was nice in their own way, even if it meant ignoring Jimin and his friends and not bullying them the way other senior classes have. It felt nice, felt peaceful for once.

At least, for now.

"Dude, shut the fuck up." Wooyoung says loudly, with that high-pitch laugh of his ringing through the loud section of the library. "Y/N, baby. Tell him that's not how it actually went."

"I wasn't even there, how am I supposed to back you up?"

"You're the only one who understands me." Wooyoung pouts playfully, throwing his arm around your shoulder and letting his hand hang loosely.

"Yeah, well. Not with this one." Jimin looks up and catches eye contact with you, giving you a small smile as you walk past. He's familiar with you, mainly because of your status as an athlete on campus and through sharing a class or two with you in the past. You were intimidating to him, though. Greatly intimidating. You and your entire team were. It could be the resting bitch face you unintentionally sported, or the fact that you were never afraid to speak up about an unpopular opinion in class and carried a tough persona. Jimin never really goes to basketball games, but he's certain you'd be just as scary on the court— maybe scarier. He'd simply greet you and keep his head hung low because he didn't want to cause any issues or be annoying. He kept his interactions with you to a minimum, and you had wished he didn't.

"Hello Y/N." Taehyung chimes in, knowing you through the Advanced Writing and Research class you both shared.

"Hey." You say softly, causing the rest of the boys to look up at you briefly before returning to the work in front of them.

"Suuup." Wooyoung adds his greeting for Tae and the other three before laughing along with the rest of the ball boys walking in with you two. You give Jimin one last look, but he doesn't spare you another glance. At this point, Wooyoung is tugging you along to the usual table your group occupies, sitting you down next to him as you settle to get started on some homework before participating in open court later tonight to run a few games with the boys.

"She's cool. Must be hard to balance sports and schoolwork."

"I bet." Hoseok adds. "I barely can balance school work and finding new horror games to play on the PC."

"She's quite intimidating." Jimin adds.

"Why? She's nice to me in class."

"I never said she was mean, Kim Taehyung." Jimin looks at him. "She just seems tough. Someone who wouldn't back down in a fight, you know? We're like polar opposites."

"Imagine she swipes right on you, then what?" Jimin shrugs.

"I don't know. She's pretty, but I don't think she would ever do that."

"Oh come on, Jimin." Tae clicks his teeth. "Just picture it for a second, will you? Would you go for her?"

"Maybe? Again, I feel like we're opposites. We might not click well. Or, to put it quite plainly— she won't have the patience for me."

"You never know. Maybe she has a thing for nerds cause she's got an inner nerd herself. That's why you should get on the app."

"Wow, you douchebag. You totally egged me on just to try and sell the app?" Jimin pinches his arm, causing Taehyung to yelp an 'ow' once again. "Besides, a thing for nerds? Yeah, cause Jung Wooyoung is definitely a nerd." Jimin rolls his eyes and continues his homework.

"I don't even think they're dating like that."

"They go everywhere together, how could they not be?"

"I think they are just close." Jungkook adds his two cents. "I'm pretty sure I heard someone saying they matched with Wooyoung on my way to class."

"Okay, I'm tired of talking about this app." Jimin turns to Hoseok. "Have you found any new horror games we can play?"

"I did my research on a few indie games, even came across some free demos. So far I kinda wanna play Anemoiapolis, The Broken Veil, Stray Souls, Backrooms. They all seem creepy enough. I can share what I found later when we get home."

"Question is, would you actually play?"

"Mind your business, Kookie. I can do my research and not play. However, I will." Hoseok sassily brushes Jungkook off, knowing he's probably the biggest coward of them all.

"I heard about The Broken Veil. I wanna test it out. Maybe we can hop on later tonight." Jimin adds, finally being able to focus on the rest of the homework in front of him while the table quiets down.

Later that night, Taehyung welcomes himself to the apartment while Jungkook gathers a few things to spend the night at peanut's. Hoseok situates himself at his computer, with Jimin and Taehyung pulling chairs beside him to go over his list of horror games he had wanted to look at. But Jimin isn't gonna lie, after peanut had showed up and gave her two cents about the app— he hadn't been able to stop thinking about it. Of course, it didn't help that his friends were adamant about getting him on the app even for a couple of days.

Should he just do this shit to see what's good?

"Hello?" Hoseok turns to him.

"What?"

"Dude I asked if you were ready to watch Hollow's gameplay video on this?"

"He's thinking about the app." Taehyung smirks, making Jimin cringe.

"Shut up, I was not."

"Hey, we already told you how we felt about it. It'll be good."

"Oh yeah? And how's it going so far?" Jimin fired back as Hoseok quietly sat in the middle of his bickering friends, pursing his lips together in a tight-lipped smile with his dimples starting to poke through.

"It's.. fine. That's besides the point, Jiminie."

"No, it's not. How's it actually going, hm? How many people have you 'matched' with?" Jimin puts up air quotes.

"It's none of your business." Taehyung says close to a whisper, trying to respond in a sassy manner.

"It's none of my business because you have no business to share!"

"Oh, fuck off! It's only been a couple of hours since we signed up!"

"A couple of hours is a lot, okay?"

"You don't even exist on the app so you can't say anything!"

"Maybe it's better that I don't!" It's quiet between the two, even as they continue to stare each other down. Hoseok lets out a breath and places his hand back onto his mouse to navigate the pointer to the play button.

"So, can I press play now?" Hoseok looks at the two of them. "Because I'd really like to get his opinion before I spend a whopping 2 dollars on Steam for this game."

"Yeah, go for it champ." Taehyung finally calms down and adjusts his position in his seat. As Hoseok presses play, he leans over once more just to give Jimin a final message: "By the way, when someone finally swipes right on me, I swear on Kratos' supremacy that I will rub that shit in your face until the very end." He whispers, causing Jimin to flip him off.

"Kratos isn't real, okay? And that's fine, cause I'll probably die first before that even happens." Jimin whispers back.

"The game is starting. For the love of God— shut up." Hoseok whispers in between the both of them. It finally settles and the three are able to watch the gameplay in peace, minus the screams and jolts due to sudden jump scares.

After a few hours, with the clock hitting close to midnight, they finally help Hoseok finalize a list of games they'll purchase and play together. Jimin gets ready for bed, turns off his room lights and lays under the sheets staring at his ceiling. He should be tired, but he's not. He scrolls through his phone, going through his Instagram explore tab and finding more gameplay videos to add to his 'Watch Later' list.

And then he thinks about the Coffee app, yet again.

"Goddamit." He groans to himself as he navigates to the app store on his phone. He takes a minute or two to peek at the reviews, eyes full of curiosity when it's actually rated 4.5/5 stars on the store, followed by all the written reviews.

Found the love of my life on here!

Met some good people!

Plenty of potential!

Lots of options for a one night stand!

Girl I met had a good mouth— and I don't mean for talking!

"Ew?" Jimin furrows his brows at the last review he was able to glaze over. "My god, people are really like this?" He mutters to himself. His thumb hovers over the 'GET' button next to the app's icon. He lets out a breath, pondering on this sudden urge just to get the fuck onto the app and see what it's about.

So, he does it. He presses the button, figures he could delete it if he really didn't find anything beneficial from it.

Why not?

It's his senior year, this is called growth [in a way, I suppose]. Talk about stepping out of your comfort zone.

"Shit, shit, shit." He whispers to himself and whines a bit, watching the app finally download. He presses the icon and watches it come to life in front of his eyes.

Here goes nothing.

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lunarliza · 4 years

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Fake Boyfriend | Chapter 1: Two Truths and a Big Fat Lie

JJ x Kook!reader Series

You’re a Kook Princess who has everything you ever wanted... until your handsome Kook Prince dumps you for a hot new fling. To save your reputation, you bribe the one person he hates the most, JJ Maybank, to pretend to be your boyfriend for the summer. All’s fair in love and war. But where do you draw that line when you’re suddenly wishing your fake boyfriend is your real one?

ahh yes, my third rendition of a fake dating/enemies to lovers story. this is just a short lil intro but i’m excited for this series!

“He did what?”

“Yup, broke up with me right over the phone,” you repeated to your hairstylist, Boris, who almost snipped off a chunk of your locks in utter shock.

“What a complete asshole!” Boris groused, clipping away at your dead ends, “What did you say after? Please tell me you told him off and slashed his tires or I have failed as a mentor.”

“Well I was so angry and shaken up I didn’t know what to say,” you pouted, “So I just said whatever and hung up.”

It had been a couple days since your nasty break up with your ex-boyfriend who blind-sided you and ended things out of nowhere. Needless to say, you were a cluttered mess and this was your favorite form of therapy: self care, a new hair color, and mindlessly ranting to Boris-- the one person on the island who would absolutely destroy anyone who did you wrong.

“Y/n!” he droned, “How are you gonna let him end a two year relationship and just say ‘whatever’? No, you need to get to slashing right after I fix you up or else you’ve missed your Carrie Underwood moment!”

You sighed. “I know I should’ve gone all psycho bitch on him, but I didn’t want it to seem like I care all that much! Besides,” you mumbled the next part, “he’s got a new girl already.”

The grown man nearly dropped his shears. “Already?! This just happened like two days ago!”

“I know,” you cringed, “My friends came over last night to investigate her Instagram. I think she’s their family friend or something. Word on the Eight is that she’s here for the summer from California and is staying at his house.”

Boris scoffed and tossed his finished scissors on the counter in frustration, starting up the curling iron. “So he dumped you after two years and dates someone else a day after?” he shook his head, “Unbelievable. He probably had her on the side when you guys were together too. Honey, you’re so much better off without him.”

“Yeah, you’re right!” you agreed cooly-- as if you weren’t bawling and moping over old camera roll pictures just minutes before pulling up to the salon.

Boris lightly blow dried your newly dyed hair while you admired it through the mirror. “I like this color a lot,” you commended, “I was a little iffy that it wouldn’t look right, but I knew you’d work your magic.”

Your freshly manicured hands played with the ends before Boris began curling the back strands.

“You deserve it, sweetie. Forget about that piece of trash and move on with your life! You have all summer to find a new beau,” he chimed, “Where are you going tonight again?”

“Just dinner with the girls. My friend Sarah’s dad got us reservations to Chalet Basque so we’ll definitely be treating ourselves.”

You giggled when he began doing fake French impressions of the servers. Leave it to him to lighten your mood during trying times. When he finished the last curl, he basked you in a hairspray that smelled like rosewater and spun you in the seat for the final ‘voila’ moment.

Boris never failed to make you feel like a full-on beauty queen during your weekly glam seshs.

As he undid the little cape around you, you spotted a familiar combo of tall dark and handsome waltz through the front door from the corner of your eye.

“Shit,” you cursed, a little louder than intended, and shielded your face, “It’s him! And he brought the girl!”

Boris’ eyes widened. “That’s her?” he yelled-whispered, eyeing the couple that just plopped down in the waiting area, “Oh you’re so much prettier.”

You smiled and covertly peeked over at them-- the island’s new supposed ‘power couple’. You almost hurled when you heard kids on the Eight were coining them that name.

There he sat, Max Vega, in all his preppy, muscular, Spanish-rooted glory. He was even wearing the expensive polo you got him last Christmas. Oh, he looked so cute with his jet black hair slightly slicked back with a single strand hanging on his forehead. Just the way you loved it.

Tucked under his arm was his new trophy girl. Her beach-waved blonde hair came all the way down to her perfectly shaped hips and her tan model legs draped across his while they watched some video together on his phone.

Your heart sank at the way he tapped her nose when he said something cute to her. The same way he used to do to you.

Before you could turn away, his chestnut eyes met yours and he stiffened. You hurriedly tried to avert your gaze, but saw him begin walking over to you through Boris’ giant mirror nonetheless.

“Y/n!” he greeted, coming up behind you.

“Max! Oh what a surprise!” you mimicked his fake seething enthusiasm, whipping around the chair.

“Yeah,” he scratched the back of his neck, “I didn’t think I’d run into you here.”

You held back a scoff. As if you hadn’t made weekly trips to the place to get your hair, nails, and eyebrows done since you were ten. You seriously wondered sometimes if you were truly in love him or if he was just pretty.

His girl stood a little behind him, clutching onto his toned arm like a shy little bunny. “Anyways,” he snaked his hand to the small of her back, “This is Anya. She’s my dad’s partner’s daughter from Huntington Beach and is staying in our guest house for the summer.”

The giant perky blonde straightened her back and held out her hand, that wasn’t wrapped around your ex-man, to you. “Hey girl! It’s so nice to meet one of Max’s friends!”

You heard Boris lightly gag in the background and had to suppress your impending laughter.

With all the willpower you could muster up, you rose from the chair and put on the most forced smile you have ever done. “I’m y/n, nice to meet you too.”

“So uh, you look nice,” Max noted at your elaborate hairdo, “What’s the occasion?”

“I-”

“She’s actually going on a date tonight,” Boris butted-in as-a-matter-of-factly. You whisked your head around to the man, giving him a frantic ‘wtf’ look.

Max wrinkled his brows. “Oh... well that’s nice. Who with?”

You racked your brain for a name. Any name.

Briefly, you glanced out the shop window and caught a glimpse of a trio skipping by outside. One of your friends, Kiara Carrera, linked arms with two of her best guy friends as they munched on ice cream cones from next door. Your eyes fixated on a certain blonde boy in a snapback and untucked black button up.

Bingo.

“Uh, it’s with JJ. JJ Maybank. You know him right?” you brought up slyly.

Your ex was definitely taken aback- especially at the mention of the one guy he despised most on the island. “Oh, what? W-Wow,” he sputtered, “I didn’t know you guys talked like that.”

“Yeah, I mean it just kind of happened. Sarah set us up,” you continued to fib, crossing your arms. You felt bad having to lie like that, but the look of pain and confusion on Max’s face almost made it worth it.

Almost.

Before he could pry any further, the nail technician called for Anya from the other side of the salon.

She cheered and bid you goodbye before yanking Max along with her to get their couple’s treatment. The same one he refused to get with you no matter how many times your begged. Who knew all it took was a leggy blonde with a butt thrice the size of yours to do the trick.

You sighed in relief once they disappeared to the pedicure station and smacked Boris’ arm. “What’d you do that for?! A date?! He had to know I was lying!”

“Ow!” he rubbed his tattooed arm, “Look, if he’s moving on, then you gotta act like you are too. Trust me, you’ll thank me later for this.”

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note: lowkey basing the girl off of cher horowitz from clueless lmao. anyways chapter two to come

chapter two

#Outer Banks #outerbanks #outer banks imagine #outer banks fanfiction #obx fanfiction #obx imagine #jj obx #obx #sarah cameron #jj x reader #JJ Imagine #jj fanfiction #jj #jj maybank #jj maybank imagine #jj maybank x you #jj maybank fanfiction #jj maybank x y/n

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animeanxiety · 4 years

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The Soft Angel

~tsukishima x reader~

A/N: omg i haven’t posted in like 10 years im sorry💀💀

genre: ☁️fluff☁️

⚠️warnings⚠️: none! pure fluff! lowkey cringe maybe but cute ahah

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It was the first time y/n was ever performing on a stage. Y/n was simply used to recordings, just regular covers. But here she is in her friend’s car, where they’re headed towards a bar that her friend works at, knowing the bar lets people perform songs, dances, singing, and comedy. Maybe even some magic if they were lucky. Somehow her friend had convinced y/n to perform at her bar, since she knew that y/n could sing like an angel. “Hey, y/n we’re here.” Y/n’s friend spoke excitedly. “O-Oh, okay.” Y/n responded nervously. Y/n had never performed live, and she was so scared of messing it up. Y/n and her friend entered the bar, Y/n scanned through the people sitting at the bar table and the people sitting at the tables. Her eyes seemed to linger on a certain blonde who was supposedly sitting with his band. She thought he was pretty tall. Taller than her for sure. “Y/n, the person in charge of the stage said your up first.-” Before she could finished, y/n felt even more nervous. She was first. First one up. She really wished she could just disappear at that very moment. All y/n could do was give a nervous and shaky nod. “Come on, you’ll be fine. And you’ll do great.” Her friend tried to reassure and calm y/n’s nerves. Y/n’s friend told her to relax and grab some water.

Sipping on her water, anticipating when she was going to be called up to the stage, y/n found her eyes, wandering around the room. She saw a few paintings and a wall full of sticky notes. Y/n figured that maybe she could post a sticky note on the wall. Walking up to the little table, in front of the sticky note filled wall, that had 5 different colours of sticky notes, beige, coral pink, a muted green, baby blue, and a light yellow. Y/n went for the light yellow sticky note, when she found her hand collided with a hand bigger than hers. She looks up to see the blonde she noticed earlier. “My bad,” the blonde, who had golden-brown eyes, spoke. “No it’s alright,” Y/n reassured. She noticed he was trying to go for the green one, so y/n passed it to him and a pen. He nodded and started to draw a little dinosaur on it. Y/n decided to draw a moon and stars. She had always loved constellations as a kid.

Finishing up the small sketch y/n made on her sticky note, she didn’t realized that the blonde stayed and watched her draw. “Cool,” he spoke, y/n was slightly frightened, assuming that he had left earlier. “Thanks, yours too” she gave him a sweet smile. “You performing tonight?” Y/n asked, “Yeah, me and my band. No vocalist though. We’re third on the stage.” He explained. “Lucky, at least you’re not first, Y/n, My name is Y/n.” She introduced. “Kei. Good luck up there. I need to head back” Kei remarked. Y/n nodded in response.

Now was the time for y/n to hop on the stage and sing her heart out. Her heart was pounding. She was so very nervous. Y/n scanned the room for her friend but no where to be seen. Until her eyes found Kei, they made eye contact and his eyes shouted the words, “You can do it.” She gave him a smile that accepted his reassurance.

As y/n approaches the stage, she’s trying to calm herself down. Finally she makes it the the center of the stage, a warm stage light focused on her. Y/n takes one last deep breath. As the backing track started, a smooth soft yet angelic voice came from her.

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His eyes were fixed on her. Her beautiful figure. Kei couldn’t help but stare, not just because of her beautiful image, but her angelic voice. It was like he was being serenaded by her. Kei hadn’t realized that his cheeks were flushed red. One because he thought y/n was absolutely gorgeous, and two because Kei loved the sound of her voice. He couldn’t help but feel a weird feeling in his stomach the longer he heard her sing. The feeling of butterflies in his stomach. “Hey, Kei. Earth to Kei.” His orange-haired band member, the drummer, waved his hand side to side in front of his face, trying to get him to snap out of his face. “H-Huh?” Kei spoke slightly confused. “You good, you were staring at that girl on stage.” Kei’s green haired friend, the keyboardist, remarked. “My bad, but wouldn’t she be perfect as our vocalist..?” Kei pondered. “She would, maybe we can ask after.” Kei’s black haired friend, the guitarist, Kageyama suggested.

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Y/n expected it to feel like eternity, but after all it wasn’t that bad. Her friend ran up to her and congratulate y/n, for doing something so well out of her comfort zone. “Thanks y/f/n” Y/n thanked. “Hm? I think someone wants to talk to you, Y/n” Her friend pointed out, Kei who stood behind them slightly. “May I speak with her privately?” He asked. Y/n and her friend looked at each other, then nodded.

Following the tall blonde outside, she wondered what he needed her for. Kei waited for the door to close before saying anything. “First of all, You did amazing, you’re voice was gorgeous.” Kei spoke, but slowly turned mumbled towards the end. “Thank you, I can’t wait for your band to perform,” Y/n spoke softly and sweetly. “Secondly, I know this is a very big question, and most likely you would need to think about it first,” Kei started, “But my and m band were wondering if you wanted to be our vocalist?” He finished. At this very moment, Y/n is very shocked at the question, she thinks for a moment. Y/n knows she’s wanted to take a step further with what talent she has, and decides that she should. “Yes, I would love to.” Y/n answered gratefully, “Actually? Really? Are you sure?” Kei asked, she simply nodded. “Okay, uhm, Great. One last thing. I know we haven’t know each other for very long either, and I know this is out of the blue, but I wanted to know if you wouldn’t mind me taking you out, to like some place to eat? I’d really like to get to know you.” Kei questioned, hoping it didn’t sound too creepy. “Sure, dino boy. You seem interesting.” Y/n grinned, a small peachy blush appearing on her cheeks. Kei couldn’t comprehend how cute it was to see her cheeks turn pink, and her small cute grin. “Uh, here’s my number, I’ll let you know when me and my band can meet up with you,” Kei started, “And when I can take you out to eat” He finished, rubbing the back of his neck, as he looks down to his side, handing y/n his number. “Alright, I’ll send you a text later.” She responded. “We should head back inside,” Y/n suggested. “R-Right,” He stuttered, rubbing the top of her head, pulling the door open for her, “Shorties, first” Kei teased, “You’re just abnormally tall” She giggled. Maybe this was a start of a new chapter to Y/n’s life, with her passion for music and singing, along side of someone who she takes a romantic interest in. And she can’t wait for it.

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haven’t posted in ten years omg

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dolphin-enthusiast · 4 years

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I thought it was a cute idea so: the pillarmen with a s/o who's a skilled animator and proudly shows them like, really pretty or cool animations. Animation is something I'm really interested in taking up and I need something like this to give me the kick in the pants I need to start

Yo this is v e r y wholesome??????

Kars:

- Has already heard about plenty of inventions that humans came up with, technology included. However he’s no expert (I mean, mans was s c h l e e p i n g for a fuck ton of years until recently) and he’s going to eagerly ask away all sorts of questions in regards to your work. Kars finds it absolutely fascinating how creative humans are, especially when it comes to art. Just...the mere fact that you hold so much power in your hand and create with such ferocity is enough to make Kars all the more enamored with you.

- Could literally watch you draw, color and put everything together all day long, not even joking. He may be the big bad ultimate lifeform but when it comes to you Kars just can’t help it, the man turning into an equally as big softie as his eyes constantly flick from your concentrated face then to your hand and ultimately the screen that’s displaying your meticulous work. Truth be told most of the time he has absolutely 0 fucking idea about how animation works (you already explained to him the basics and yet he still can’t grasp the idea of l a y e r s) but that doesn’t mean he won’t shower you in compliments and praise your creations.

- And we don’t talk about that one time when you decided to make a cute little animation of him. Kars literally watched it ON LOOP all day long and since then has kept it saved somewhere purely because he was utterly touched by the details you put into it, specifically just how attentive you were when you animated his silky, flowing mane that you adored so much. All in all, my man is absolutely smitten whenever he watches you work and he can and WILL cheer you on even if animation (or technology for that matter) ain’t his domain. Has tried once to animate you but it ended up like those cringe fail stickman 2 frame masterpieces made by kids using free animating phone apps. You still loved it tho.

Santana:

- Literally THE MOST clueless when it comes to technology and devices and the first time he sees you majestically whipping out your tablet and all the fucking monitors he’s like ??????? My man’s jaw literally d r o p s as his eyes scan over all the technology surrounding him as he asks you what the fuck experiments are you going to conduct using all those screens. You, of course, laugh your ass off at his confusion as you begin lightly teasing him for being such a “boomer” to which he gets EVEN more visibly dazed.

- Eventually grasps the idea of technology and animation in general (even though he still doesn’t really FULLY understand how it all works) and settles for quietly watching you work on your projects. He’s eerily quiet in general so you won’t even notice him behind you until you take a small break and spin around in your chair, nearly choking on your water when you see that Santana was right fucking there the entire time watching you with an almost childish expression of curiosity. You ask him for how long he’s been looking and he just s h r u g s.

- Isn’t the most verbal but you can clearly see that he’s proud of your “little human thing” and thinks that you’re fucking talented as s h i t. His main way of encouraging you is by doing small things such as rubbing your back when he notices you tensely working on your projects, bringing you snacks and drinks as well as reminding you to take small breaks from time to time since he knows how consuming working on big stuff can be. Can and WILL brag to the other pillarmen (and people in general) about what you do even if he doesn’t find the right words to express himself since his main way of telling others about you is by saying shit like “so my s/o makes these tiny detailed moving images and it’s awesome-”

Esidisi:

- NO. 1 FUCKING HYPEMAN BRUH!!! He has no fucking idea how animation works but omg is he going to be loudly and openly encouraging the SHIT out of you on a daily basis. Like the first time he walked in on you eagerly working on your projects my man audibly g a s p e d (which made you almost drop your pen as you severely fucked up a line) as he proceeded to ask you dozens of questions at the speed of a fucking machine gun, the being going on and on about how “lit” all that you did looks and how he wants to keep on watching you do it if that’s ok.

- Sure Esidisi may not be enlightened on the subject of technology but G o d does he find it absolutely fascinating and jaw dropping that you put your blood, sweat and tears into such an intriguing branch of art. Like whenever he’d be leaning his chin on your desk as he’d be watching you work he’s going to have this stupid lovestruck smirk on his face because THAT’S just how amazing he thinks your creations are. The only “downside” to this however is that, as much of a supportive bf as he is, Esidisi is lowkey clingy and he will be trying to distract you and get you to take a break for time to time, the man becoming a whiny mess as he’d embrace you from behind whilst begging you to pay attention to him and take a rest. Then again, it IS beneficial that he reminds you to put your pen down for a while so???

- Brags to everyone about what a talented upcoming artist you are to the point where you’re going to be severely blushing because Esidisi is HELLA touchy and he can and will crush you into a bear hug as he’d ramble to people about how you’re “going to be bigger than Picasso real soon”. Even if his v e r y open displays of love and affection can be quite overwhelming sometimes, he means well and never fails to show you just how much he cares about you and how talented and amazing he thinks you are. In fact, he’s your “reviewer/art critic” because you always put him to rate your creations and you know shit’s g o o d whenever he bursts into tears whilst saying that it evokes intense feelings and vibes. Honestly mans got an eye of art so you 100% trust him.

Wamuu:

- The most fascinated with this entire thing after king Kars. Akin to the ultimate lifeform, Wammu can’t get enough of art and could spend his entire immortal life studying and observing humans and their tendency to create (as well as destroy.) He may not be too talented with technology but he’d be VERY impressed by your work nonetheless and would even ask you to teach him how to at least digitally draw at some point.

- Documents himself on various artstyles, techniques and even fucking drawing/animating softwares then tries impressing you with his vast knowledge which visibly makes you let out a chuckle because he’s t h a t determined to help you out. And when you tell him that art is subjective and that you ain’t trynna animate Renaissance statues or some shit like that he’s visibly blushing and stumbling over his words, a drastic contrast to his usual cool and collected image. Wamuu would feel lowkey embarassed but you’d thank him for being supportive and invested nonetheless, of course.

- Sometimes it would feel as if he’s your pupil (ironically enough) because of how damn eager and patient he is when it comes to learning shit about animating. He just wants to be as supportive as ever and to have at least somewhat of a knowledge of the domain because he values your work alot and wants to be e n l i g h t e n e d. He once stayed up all night trying to draw you but, just like in Kars’ case, poor Wamuu merely ended up drawing a stick figure that had your exact hair, eyes and clothes but you were STILL impressed by the huge amounts of attention he’s put into those. Sure he might have royally fucked up the overall human shape but at least he’s got a talent for small details and features. The only downside is that he broke like 2 of your pens because of the sheer amount of force he has, but you could never stay mad at him.

#words cannot describe how much i a d o r e this #JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #Jojo no Kimyou na Bouken #Battle Tendency #kars #wamuu #santana jojo #esidisi #jojo headcanons #headcanons #anon

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woahsehun · 2 years

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hi! i’d like to request a skz ship :] i’m a sag (12/02), and my hobbies are dancing, playing video games, and watching youtube. my future goal is to be a marine conservationist and work hands on w/ wild animals to preserve and protect their species. some of my (random) least favorite things are horror movies, gore, silence, roaches, heat, and overly bubbly people. some of my likes are the color lavender, led/neon lights, animals, music, steak, and potatoes. i believe my love languages are physical touch and gift giving, and i’m an infp (i think)! thank you so much in advance <3

hi! thank you for so much for the ask, and I’m sorry it took so long! <3

after much deliberation, I am deciding to pair you with hyunjin! :)

although your zodiac signs might not be the most compatible (pisces x sagittarius) I think everything else you mentioned would work well with hyunjins personality

I know all of skz love animals to some degree, but for some reason hyunjin stuck out to me here with your marine biology/conservationist interests. I could just picture, for example, if you’re doing some sort of project or sample collecting for your classes/job he would tag along. you’d be roaming the water or sand for whatever you need (idk I’m not science smart I’m sorry 😭) and he would just love to come along and paint the scenery as the day passes by. or in another instance, if you’re in a lab of sorts working he could stay nearby and draw all the creatures in the fish tanks surrounding your work <3

hyunjin’s food tastes on a base level seem to be similar so you would have that in common, and he definitely doesn’t seem the type to like roaches either so let’s hope y’all don’t have to call an exterminator ahsjjdks

lastly, love languages !!! idc what hyunjin says the way he hugged felix in that one skz cooking video 😐 man likes his hugs okay. although he may not be the most touchy person in the world I don’t think physical touch with a partner would ever make him full out cringe or anything. now gift giving is the one I really think y’all might have in common, because I have a feeling he LOVES receiving gifts (especially fashion related things). and this isn’t in a bad way or anything, I feel like it just makes him feel good and shows that you were thinking about him and it reminds him of how well you know him (if that makes sense). as far as gift giving on his side I feel like for some reason it could steer towards the direction of food aka taking you out and paying or coming home with snacks and drinks you enjoy, stuff like that. also small matching couple things lowkey. part of the skz promise ring enthusiast unit

I just had another thought okay cute here it is - since you don’t like horror movies or silence I had the thought that maybe falling asleep to a movie would be a good pass time for you both. so as it gets later and the chill movie plays on you drift off to sleep. at one point or another maybe when the credits are rolling or just when hyunjin gets bored of the movie he would reach over to the side table and carefully grab his sketchbook. then once you finally wake up, and he’s still sleeping, you pick up his sketchbook that had been pushed to his feet. once you take a closer look you realize that on the open page is a rough pencil sketch of you sleeping peacefully. (is that creepy I feel like it’s not idk I’m just soft leave me alone)

artist hyunjin x marine life conservationist for the win

anyways, once again I’m sorry it took so long, and I hope you like it!

have a great day <3 :)

#asks #ships #skz ships #stray kids ships #ship asks #woahsehun #joshuaslaugh #boyfriend hyunjin #boyfriend skz #boyfriend stray kids #kpop ships

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woulddieforperrytheplatypus · 4 years

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Dan Povenmire, co-creator of Phineas and Ferb and the voice of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, just did a zoom call for fans, and this is a link to it on Google Drive and a link to it on YouTube.

Here’s a brief overlay brought to you by my incessant live blogging, and because I was speed typing on my phone, I can guarantee not everything made the cut. If you’re interested in hearing Dan talk about growing up an artist and becoming an animator and trying to pitch Phineas and Ferb and working on the show and movies, I would definitely suggest checking out the full 75 minute video. The highlights from the call are below the cut.

They added Doof and Perry because they liked chase scenes. They realized fairly quickly that more than not, the pair led to good comedy, and found it much more interesting to see how their relationship developed. He also says that they are "the most important person to each other” and “they’re really good friends.”

They wrote the Perry theme song in an hour between meetings with Disney

They decided during the pilot that they weren't going to try to get comedy from the characters saying mean things to each other. Even Doofenshmirtz wasn't motivated by evil, he just wanted to get the attention he didn't get at home.

Doof’s backstories were not Dan and Swampy's idea. They were from Jon Barry and Chris Hendrick, who [itched the lawn gnome backstory. It was long and compliated and Dan and Swampy couldn’t stop laughing. They also provided the "it all started on the day of my birth” one the next day.

making the 2D movie while making the movie was the busiest Dan says he has ever been, and that's not even counting the PnF Take Two and Doof's web show and all the interviews. Basically, 2010ish was a very busy time in the Dwampyverse.

They decided to give each pair of writers their own section of an outline to work on, and each pair got to make up the dialogue and jokes based on it. it works well for the show, but writers kept going on their own tangents and the movie ended up like 6 hours long. Dan and Kyle Menke had to redraw 80% of the show because they had to cut gags out and rewrite it so it was still funny. Note: in the new movie, they did the opposite — they wrote a script and told the board artists that they could put brief gags in but nothing too long

He thinks the show became one of the most beloved shows bc it was innocent and the adult humor wasn't dirty so the whole family could watch it together. He also said the songs at the closest thing you get to immortality in a show. Those combined made the show as big of a hit as it was, and hopefully those things will get older people to watch the movie.

His advice if you want to follow in his footsteps are to draw (and suggest you check out Cartoon Animation by Preston Blaire and How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way by Stan Lee) and to know that these jobs are out there

One of his favorite gags in PnF are the silent moments where something big happens and no one reacts (like something big fell in an early episode and crashed next to Phineas and co and at first they were all shocked but Dan changed it to them just kinda looking at it for a moment with no emotion)

Q: Did you ever want to quit what you were going?

A: "I don't really... do... anything else..."

He finished his new pilot today (July 2nd, 2020) and the movie is due tomorrow.

He would love to do more PnF and there's been talks of another PnF movie

He would love to do more Milo Murphy's Law, but it never got huge ratings and Disney's not too big on it but if people start watching it on Disney+ they might get to keep doing it. They did that with Family Guy, and it could happen to MML too.

The movie feels like old Phineas and Ferb and there are a lot of great songs!

And now, the Q&A (in which he draws random characters are he talks)

How was the process of kicking the voices?

It was sometime easy but sometimes very difficult. For Phineas, they listened to maybe a thousand people. they actually recorded someone but they put it to animation and it didn't really work. He knew as soon as he heard Vincent that he loved him. They literally recasted the lead (Vincent) the day before they had to deliver the pilot.

He knew immediately that he liked Alison Stoner. She was the second Isabella he heard, and he listened to maybe 50 others afterwards, but he knew he wanted Alison Stoner

They decided on a different Candace and they sent it to the head of the channel and the guy asked if he heard Ashley Tisdale. He told Dan to have her come in and give her direction and Dan was hesitant bc he had one that he liked but he was lowkey forced to bring her in. It was his only audition that day, and after his big block of text Dan gave her like 20 notes and she wrote the notes on the big block of text and she did it again and it was perfect and obviously Candace (but he feels bad for the actress that was almost Candace bc she'll never know how close she was)

What was the most impactful episode you worked on?

Either the last (hard to watch w/o crying) or three moments that made himcey while doing them: the end of Summer Belongs To You when Phineas gives up trying to get off the island and decides to watch the sunset with Isabella which was what she always wanted and she exploded and talked him back up onto being the person he is even tho it's a sacrifice on her behalf. He later says he started crying while pitching to his wife the AYA scene of Phinabella getting together.

Do you regret any episodes?

There are some he likes more and some he likes less but he doesn't regret any of them. He was a little disappointed in an early episode without a sing but he watched it alter and decided it was actually pretty decent. None of them make him cringe or wonder why they did that.

How has social media impacted PnF?

He recently got on TikTok and found out that's where all the PnF fans are. He was thrilled to see the response everything was getting and it made him feel good about everything he accomplished. The fact that this generation knows what an aglet is is his biggest accomplishment in pop culture.

Favorite part of working on the show/movie

He likes editing, but writing the songs is the most fun bc it feels the least like work

Who is Ferb's mom?

Never established or really thought about Ferb's mom or Phineas's dad AND IT'S NOT DOOFENSHMIRTZ THEY MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR THAT TO BE TRUE STOP ASKING and Phineas and Candace are full brother and sister. The bio parents aren't interesting to them bc the family already has a mom and dad and the other ones are just out of the picture and not important.

Will there be a new character in the movie?

Super Super Big Doctor (and Disney keeps telling him what he can and can't talk about)

Are there any secrets or theories that he can tell them?

The freaking creepy pasta about schitzophrenic Candace IS NOT TRUE Phineas and Ferb do exist and are alive. There's also a theory that Candace is not based on the diary of a teen girl in Russia who killed herself, and that's not true either. He genuinely thinks they are really freaking stupid theories and they make no sense at all.

Who is your favorite guest star?

Writing a song with Slash from Guns n Roses was really cool. He also liked working with Ben Stiller, Christian Slater the delivery guy (he called and said he'd do any part in MML so they wrote him a role), Jack McBrayer (Irving/Fix It Felix), Wayne Brady (co-wrote In The Empire)

What is the motivation of Candace to bust the boys?

He's not trying to hurt them. She doesn't dislike them. She gets irritated but she's really just looking for fairness. If she built a rollercoaster in the backyard, she'd get in trouble, so they should get in trouble, too.

How did you think about hot to end the show?

Disney was starting to cool off on PnF. The merch wave had plateaued. Dan and Swampy had the next two years in the show already made, but Disney wouldn't pick up another season until they finished airing that season. They'd have to restaff for a new season and they didn't like that idea, so they turned one of their hour long specials into the finale. He wanted to be able to say goodbye and thank the fans.

#phineas and ferb #dan povenmire #candance against the universe #catu #PnF #I'm working on getting the zoom call on youtube but it's taking forever

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Look I'm not one of those people who believe Kishimoto decided to have Hinata and Naruto end up in the middle part of Shippuden. I believe he decided in the very last arc but he wanted to sound smart so he said he decided earlier on. Otherwise, they obviously would have more scene together. In Shippuden, they have only three scenes together ; when Naruto came back, the pain attack and the neji death scene. That's it. In the original Naruto, they probably have less than ten canon scenes not including fillers.

So I'm sorry I'm one of those who wasn't convinced by The Last. They literally had a basic villain go after Hinata who was cringe btw (the villain). They gave Hinata op powers which she doesn't have in the novel 👀. Despite having op powers, they made her the damsel in distress. Very "The hero saves the princess" cliche. Again, to justify them being together. I mean Naruto can't differentiate his love for ramen and romantic love so how??? He was just being nice to Hinata just like he does to everyone. He stood up for her just like he does for everyone.

Don't get me started on the Sakura Sasuke relationship 🤣. Cringe. They never knew each other. The whole Sakura's love for Sasuke saved him doesn't make sense. They spent barely a year in their genin year before sasuke left. Sasuke tried to kill Naruto and Sakura multiple times. Then at the end of the war, Kishimoto tried to do the "oh they have such a deep understanding between each other" which comes off as cringey. He gets her pregnant then leaves for years. She's literally a single mom who's broke.

Every relationship in Naruto is so cringey and forced except shikatemari. Kishimoto should've focused on the main story and fixed his potholes and leave the ending open.

Naruto would not have been perfect but at least it would've been remembered for staying true to its vision but instead it's remembered for cringey relationships, dumbass villain (except pain and madara) and a story that lost its core which is a shame coz I used to love Naruto. I was inspired by its messages but now....

OKAY LOL WAIT I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS LONG ASS RANT PREPARED XD

BUT FIRST Ive read what you said and I lowkey agree :p

HOWEVER

I DRAW THE LINE AT TONERI SLANDER. BECAUSE WHY

TONERI?? CRINGE?? THIS SEXY MOTHERFUCKER??

LOOK AT HIS WHITE FLUFFY HAIR AND HIS CERULEAN BLUE ORBS STARING DEEPLY INTO YOUR SOUL

SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW?!#*@*#&@*

okay lol now for the juicy part click readmore and beware I shall be brutally honest so yea enjoy

I mean, Naruto in general is a mess, not just the ships if we're being realistic. Alot of plotholes, rushed endings, this and that, the w a r a r c, Kaguya, the way they rushed Boruto ehhh. Honestly, getting into Naruto is literally my biggest regret of 2020 :"DD

Im an NH shipper as you can tell by my hotmess of a blog but i fully respect your opinion and understand your point of view. I also know a bunch of nh stans who have their complaints with their development. I wish Kishi gave more attention to his female cast really, thats all I fucking ask. If he did that one single basic thing, then maybe the endgame relationships wouldnt have been an asspull and theyd be given propper screentime with their love interest, both Sakura and Hinata. The Last tbh i think the writers played it safe and stuck to the whole Naruto shounen vibe thingy, so im not surprised it was plotted that way. Typical cliché shounen movie.

But does that bother me? No! The Last was a mess, their development was shit, they definitely needed more screentime but hey at the end of the day theyre cute as fuck, we have that kiss scene, flirting scenes, a shit ton of official art, three kids, Seiki's gif :33 and a whole ass arc for their wedding all that for just a shounen anime so eh. Compensates for it i guess xD theyre not toxic, unhealthy or whatnot. Theyre wholesome, soft and vanilla as fuck and exactly what i need in my hectic life rn. No drama, just two kind souls who are adorable as heck and theyre dynamic means so much to me and I will love them until i shall leave this earth.

Anon, im not even gonna waste my time and defend their development because i think it sucked too xD but if you wanna know why i love them so so so soooo much, Id be more than willing to tell you :33

Sasuke and Sakura on the other hand eeeehhhh i can see why people like them. Sasuke's hot, he's your typical hot bad boy aad Sakura's hot and pretty too. Basic blue and pink trope. Aside from their canon interactions, fans have all the opportunity to play around with their dynamic but for me, its just sooo basic and so hetero and can easily appeal to any 16 yr old teenage girl, no wonder it has an active fanbase on twt and---- AM I MAKING ANY SENSE? AHDBAJJE LIKE ITS SO-- BASIC, your usual bad boy x pretty girl trope that you get to read in YA and coming of age novels. Not only that, but going back to canon, they have too many negative interactions for me to like them together :p The least Sakura can do is put down her own foot and yell at him for not contacting them for god knows how long. I also dont like how he always gets easily forgiven >=[[. I mean at least He's compensating as a dad good for him but ehhhh i still dont like him and Sakura together :v And im not falling for that "Sakura is the reason why Sasuke isnt lonely anymore" because thats NARUTO AHHH. Sasuke said that Multiple times. HE LIGHTS A FIRE INSIDE OF ME. HES MY SUN. MY ONE AND ONLY FRIEND. LIEK?? THATS NARUTOOO romantic or not, Naruto was the reason for his not so lonely existence anymore smh >=[[

Sasuke almost murdered her and Naruto and made their lives a living hell but hey its all good!! He's my best friend and Sakura loves him!! So set him freeee into the worldddd~~

Sasuke left his family without even simply contacting them but can easily contact Naruto through a hawk but hey thats fine! His and Sakura's feelings are connected afterall! Sasuke gave her a ring and said thank you! Who cares about leaving your family. She loves him and he loves her so yey!!! All is forgiven :D

DID I MENTION SASUKE ALMOST MUREDERED HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND HE WASNT CALLED OUT FOR THAT@*#&@??!?#,*@#,#

Sasuke gets too many life points this isnt fair >=[[ But tbh he's nerfed so bad in Boruto manga and anime power wise. Like in that time travel arc and the manga. The rinnegan kunai thing was still so funny to me even if it was Borushiki. I just idk its so funny to me lmaoo

OKAY WHAT ELSE. I dont even know any more. Im tired of complaining about Naruto and just when Ive finally gone a little bit away from Naruto, Hinata fucking pulls me in again 😩 she has me on chokehold pls send help. Watch castlevania!!! and one piece!!!! ten times better than this anime about a loud blonde boi who wants to be president. Trust me

overall, i dont fully agree but i lowkey agree i guess. I do respect your opinion tho :))

EXCEPT WHEN YOU CALLED TONERI CRINGE. HOW DARE YOU CALL THAT SEXY MF CRINGEY---

#like at this point if you complain about naruhina to me id probably complain along with you #but at the end of the day #i really do not care lol #theyre CUTE AS FUCK AND I WILL COMMIT MASS MURDER FOR THESE PRECIOUS KIDS AND WOULD NOT FEEL AN OUNCE OF REMORSE #also i have like zero energy to find all those manga panels and debunk shit and stuff #i just say the first thing that comes to my brain and fart it out on my lonely tumblr blog #anon #hey hey anon ask me about why i love naruhina so much come on come on *aggressively bounces knees*#unpopular opinions

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Hihi, this is for the matchups :^D This is my first time ever asking for a matchup, so hopefully this is enough! Sorry for the huge wall of text sfsgfjgjdhs

Personality: I can be quiet and relatively laid back, and I tend to just go with the flow of things. I basically have NPC energy, so I normally won't talk unless addressed first. I'm very goofy when I'm comfortable with someone, and I'm a sucker for puns, memes and generally stupid humor. I can also get loud when I'm excited, but again, only around people I'm comfortable with. I'm kind and considerate of others, and am accepting of all sorts of weird stuff so long as it isn't hurting anyone, I don't judge! I can be really awkward, and sometimes I blurt out garbled nonsense that even I don't understand. I stutter a lot, and I normally need to take time to gather my thoughts so I don't embarrass myself lol

Strengths: I've been told I'm a good listener and that I'm good at comforting people. I'm very patient, too. I tend to stay neutral with things until I hear every perspective, and I'm a bit of a mediator.

Weaknesses: Anxiety and paranoia are a big problem due to some past experiences, so I have trouble going out into public alone. I read tones a lot, so hearing any noticeable shifts towards anger makes me nervous. I get overwhelmed easily, and I don't do well with yelling, either. I'm kinda self conscious about my appearance. I can be forgetful sometimes, too.

Pet Peeves: I absolutely hate it when people bully others for things they can't control. Cringe culture makes me very upset, and I despise when people make others feel bad for harmless things that make them happy. Arrogance and impatience annoy me to no end.

Odd Habits: I'm autistic and have trouble sitting still, so I fidget a lot. Sometimes I just zone out and start walking in big circles while staring into nothing. I flap my hands/arms a lot (though im kinda lowkey about it bc I get self conscious :^[ ) I just stim a bunch lol

Hobbies: drawing, playing video games (mostly rhythm games but I also play other things), listening to music, singing and watching anime/YouTube! I like to listen to podcasts about various topics, too :^]

No-Nos: Being distrusting, disrespecting boundaries and refusing to communicate are big ones. I also will not do well with someone who explodes easily or is loud when angry.

Oh, and one last thing- I'm a sucker for affection, so having someone whose a big cuddler is a must!

I had two guys who were absolutely perfect. The winner winner chicken dinner was RUST (horrorfell sans)!

Rust is very laid back and is one of the biggest teddy bears out there! You’ll get your cuddle fix with him.

He’s also fairly quiet. Ok thats a lie. He’s extremely quiet and even though he’s capable of speech again after his jaw surgery, rust still prefers typing out or signing his responses. When he does speak, its always in low and soft tones. He never yells anymore. So any SO who gets scared by yelling and loud noises should like him.

Rust is also anxious himself and prefers having a companion when he goes out. He’d never be bothered if you always want him coming with you

dating rust includes:

I said this in another matchup already, but I can say it again. Rust has a lot of potential to become a serious anime nerd. Just give him the right push, and he’ll obsess over all your shows with you.

Rust still has his grumpy old man moments like all the fells, but he’s much more patient than his underfell counterpart. Also working with children has done wonders for getting him to tame his fiery temper. Rust is a skilled comforter and is good at catching you when you’re feeling overwhelmed

he has a big appreciation for art due to his brother noir. Rust would love it if you let him watch you draw!

#undertale imagines #horrorfell #matchups #submission

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buckysforeverprincess · 4 years

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Can Our Love Survive Ch. 7

Steve Rogers x Sister Reader, Bucky x Reader, OFC Brittany

Words: 1520

Warnings: Language, a smack to the face

A/N: We’re now moving on from the panic attack and it’s aftermath. So will things start to heat up with the reader and Bucky? Only time will tell. Hope you enjoy this chapter. Thanks for reading!

**TAG LIST IS OPEN UNTIL CH 15. PLEASE SEND ME AN ASK**

Monday morning came way too soon, and you weren’t ready to show your face at school. You’d spent most of Sunday in bed recovering from your blackout Saturday night knowing just how much they drained you and needed rest. It wasn’t the first time it’d happened. The blackouts started right after the anxiety kicked in. Therapy and meds have been helping and you hadn't had a blackout in a while, so you hoped they wouldn't become a regular occurrence in your life.

Walking into kitchen for breakfast, you were greeted with smiles by your mom and twin.

“Good morning baby, how ya feeling today?” Sarah handed you your morning meds.

Shrugging, you took he offered meds and gave her your very best pretend smile. “Still have a headache, but I'll survive.”

“If you have any issues, call me. I have to work late at the hospital tonight, but you are my priority, okay?”

“I will. Thank you, mom. I-I… love you,” you try to hold back the tears.

Sarah moves to stand in front of you and gently grabs your face. “I love you more than you'll ever know. We're in this together, and I'll move heaven and earth if you need me too.” She pulls you in for a hug and you can feel the tears start to fall. “Gotta go, love you both!”

“Bye mom!” Steve and you both holler in unison and hear the door shut signaling Sarah had taken her leave.

“So, we should probably talk,” Steve starts in not wasting any time, “I think there’s some things we need to get out before we go.”

Sighing heavily, you nod in agreement as you wiped the tears from your eyes. You didn't want to talk about what happened, but knew you were going to have to face your friends and their looks of pity when you saw them today.

“How upset was everyone that I ruined movie night?”

Steve looks at you, his brows furrowed, eyes questioning your logic. “No one’s upset with you, Y/N, it wasn't your fault!” He yells, his emotions already getting the better of him.

“Wasn't it?!” You yell back, matching your twin’s fury. “I can't control my shit! My brain is so fucked up and I can't control the anxiety. Someone finally shows me a slight bit of attention and I freak the fuck out and blackout, all because I made a stupid choice a year ago! Please Steve, tell me again how none of this is my fault!” The tears have begun again and are streaking down your cheeks.

“Fine…,” Steve calms himself when he sees just how worked up and upset you’ve become, “…I won't tell you because I've done so many times before. You gotta get over your fear and believe what I say. Yes, you chose to date Brock, but what he did was not your fault. There was no consent-”

“Stop!” You interrupt, your face morphing into anger. “Don’t say another word! I have spent every day for the past year trying to forget that night and everything that followed. I don’t need any reminders, especially not from you!”

Steve moves in closer and hold out his arms. “I'm sorry. Come here, please?” He says softly, looking like a small boy and not the sculpted masterpiece he’s become. You hesitantly comply and move into his arms, melting into his warm embrace. “I love you and I’m sorry for what I said. I just wish you’d believe me and trust that I want you to get back to the person you were before.”

“But I'm not that person anymore, Steve. I'll never be… but I'll always be your sister and I love you too,” you look up at him with a broken smile. “So, no one’s mad?” You bring the conversation back to where it began.

“No, they weren't mad. Concerned, yes, but never mad. They all worry about you…,” Steve pauses, “…think this could set you back?”

You shake your head and shrug, “I don't know? I may keep my distance, at least until I see my therapist. Appointments tomorrow, can you take me?”

“Like you even have to ask,” Steve moves away, heading to the fridge and grabbing your lunches.

“Thanks,” you smile, taking the offered bag and start to walk away.

“Wait!”

You stop and turn around to look at Steve, your brother appearing conflicted about something.

“I have a request,” his voice deepens, and you recognize it as his warning tone.

“I'm listening.”

“It's about Bucky. Do you think you could maybe stay away from him?”

You head back towards your brother, arms crossed to your chest. “What happened?” Noting the change in your twin.

“I just think it's better if you forgot about him. I…I think I made a mistake.”

“You won't tell me, huh?” Steve shakes his head making you roll your eyes at his guarded secret. “Ok. I'll honor your request, for now,” you concede. “Damn it,Steve! You're ruining my plans to elope with him and have lots of babies!” You joke with a smile.

“There's my sunshine,” Steve smiles back at you.

“Let's go. Gotta get our education or we'll end up selling our bodies just to keep mom out of the nursing home.”

Steve laughs and grabs his things, the two of you heading out of the house and to the car, destination high school.

Things start out like any other day. You’d made your way to your locker before first period to grab the necessary items for morning classes.

“Hey, Y/N… how's it going?” A voice pulls you from your task, making you turn and lay your eyes on him. Bucky. Damn, he looks good today in tight black jeans and a blue Henley that showed off his toned chest. Man boobs?! Fucking Christ…forgive me father, for I have sinned, it's been 6 months since my last confession, you recited in your head like a prayer.

“I'm-uh… um-uh... about-uh, about Saturday…,” God spit it out already! You internally screamed. Inhaling a deep breath and letting it out, you decide to go for broke and just let out what’s on your mind. “Why did you almost kiss me?” There. It was out and you had asked him, that wasn't so bad.

Bucky smiles and Jesus, his face warms your heart, making you crumble inside. “Well… I like you and I kinda thought you might like me too?”

You begin to blush and bite your bottom lip. You did like him, but he is so far out of your league. He could have anyone else, but he confessed to liking you. God, why couldn’t life be simple and let you have this one thing?

“My brother asked me to stay away from you,” you blurted out, hoping Bucky would fill you in on the missing pieces.

“Maybe he doesn't think I'm good enough?”

It's possible. Steve has become overly protective and only wants the best for you, but you sense there's something he's not telling you.

“I don't always listen to my brother,” you smirk. “I do like you, but….”

“James!”

The voice belts out making you cringe. The one female you can't stand and loathe with every fiber of your being. Brittany. Brock’s loyal bitch. She was his side piece and spent her time between Jack and Brock. You’d heard she’d just broke up with Jack, and you were pretty sure that was on Brock's order. He liked to play mind games and gave no fucks about anyone’s feelings.

Brittany approaches your locker, her eyes locked on Bucky. “You never called me about our date. I waited all day and you never showed. I hope you’re planning on making it up to me?” She sticks out her bottom lip in a fake pout.

“Date?” You look at Bucky stunned. “You were planning a date?”

“We were supposed to go out on Sunday,” she doesn’t give Bucky a chance to explain, “I was looking forward to getting his lips on me again. He's such a good kisser!” Brittany grins like the devil.

What the fuck, you think, glaring at Bucky with murder eyes. Of course, he didn't really like you. He kissed her and was playing some elaborate game that smelled of Brock.

Out of nowhere, you felt your right hand connect with Bucky's face, making it sting. “Fuck you!” you yelled, most likely drawing attention from the people in the hallway. “I'm not someone to play games with, you lying sack of shit! I've had enough assholes to last me an entire lifetime! Leave me alone and go shit yourself!” You slammed your locker and stormed off, not daring to look back and see what was going on behind you.

What did you do to deserve this? He just told you he liked you, but yet, was planning a date with that she devil. Why? You should have listened to Steve, but instead you gave in and could now feel your heart breaking, tears starting to form. You needed to leave. Fuck school and fuck this life! You were going back home and never leaving your room again.

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clarisrenaldis · 3 years

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Since Unus Annus is ending today, I’ll just give a list of my favourites videos and a short explanation on why:

Cooking with sex toys: Started so serious with the first video and this just threw a curve ball at us, I love it. Also hilarious.

Purging our sins with a Neti Pot: “Mom no”

Baby hands operation: Waterboarding a fucking table top game and the butterfly flying off the body because Ethan hit it. Hilarious.

2 truths 1 lie- waxing edition: “How do you feel about Korea?”

Helium therapy: Abigail.

Drawing memes from memory: Ethan tried but only made for excellent comedic drawings.

An AI predicts how we’re going to die: It was really funny. Don’t know what else to tell you.

Mark and Ethan attempt an escape room: It was just these two trying to be as logical as possible and being idiots at the same time.

Ethan gives Mark a Viking funeral: I still perfectly remember Mark sliding down the stairs at tremendous speed and getting stuck in the cardboard coffin.

The great meat mistake: Ethan struggles to speak.

We made nude paintings of each other: Any frame looked like was straight up p0rn.

Ethan’s relaxing and totally normal nail salon: Mark has an existential crisis.

Hiding our sins from Amy’s holy peepers: “agh my wound” and “this is for a bit but how long is this gonna stay there”.

Who can make themselves taller: Mark has an existential crisis: I could’ve been an engineer edition.

We took an IQ test: I…how do you get a 3?

Mark and Ethan go casket shopping: just two pals shopping for a coffin that best suit them.

We take a lie detector to uncover our darkest sins: it was just fun to see the spikes.

Learning to breath underwater: Grade A material for memes.

2 absolute beginners experience the dancing glory that is salsa: super fun, another great grade A meme material.

Mark and Ethan learn about the human body: genitalia.

DIY cheese: it’s the dance of Italy OooOoH

Looking at long lost memes: it was just the two of them looking at memes.

Literally eating fire: ‘twas interesting! Also the face.

Nutball: the most dangerous game: Fun, don’t do it tho.

Our perfect (and last) valentine’s day: BENJAMIN KETCHUP and tiny will smith.

Being attacked by a fully trained body guard dog: I couldn’t understand the man because of the heavy russian accent but still loved the video.

The ultimate trolley problem: Just really fucking fun, really made me laugh.

Real ghost hunting at an abandoned zoo: kinda scary, but Mark and Ethan were great comedic relief.

DIY chiropractor: *stabs a soda can* *chugs the whole thing from the incision* *in an accent* “You ready?”

What does astrology say about our friendship: *thrusts* “sorry”

Amazon shopping for the apocalypse: it was just them buying supplies and it was fun to watch.

Ultimate youtuber boxing showdown: It was really funny how they imagined their dramatic entrances to the boxing ring.

We made every youtuber battle in the hunger games: Beware of Zoella.

The creepiest videos on youtube: I just like scary stuff and two idiots bringing comfort with their presence.

What the hell is a pink trombone?: This is not a fleshlight.

We played strip poker: Beginner’s luck is amazing.

Mark cooks blindfolded while Ethan guides him through facetime: This is just Ethan getting stressed out while Mark did whatever he wanted.

Reacting to your hilarious green screen memes: y’all are amazing.

Mark teaches Ethan to read with hooked on phonics: E E F

Mark and Ethan become United States citizens: it’s just them roasting the us government.

Finding the most cursed image on the internet: it’s them either laughing our cringing.

Creating Mark FISHbach: Ethan likes to swim and is a graceful merman, Mark not so much.

Dummy THICC for dummies – a tale of two butts – Pushing our butts even further beyond: “Oh what’s that? A tier 3 sub?”

Dunking oreos I literally anything but milk: Soy sauce is always higher than what you’d think.

Preparing a 5-star meal for our youtube famous dogs: it’s adorable, also you can smell chaos in that video.

Mark teaches Ethan how to play the trumpet: Ethan struggles and makes Mark upset.

Momiplier teaches self-defense: she’s SO funny.

Mark’s outdoor escape room: AVADA KEDABRA

Mark teaches Ethan how to march in a marching band: His form was like an S, literally.

2 adults take a 4th grade math class: Ethan’s reaction to “welcome to math class” hit deep.

We accidentally made an SCP while Amy was away: “I FORGOT ABOUT THE DEMONS INSIDE”

Learning to use the force: think thiiink THIIIIINK

This is for fun and not a fetish: this was my birthday video J

Mark conquers his fear of night swimming: THE GONGOOZLER

We bought every Grinch costume on Ebay: It was great.

Pressure washing our sins away: Ethan was really excited about the pressure washer and I liked it because I get really excited about vacuums so it felt relatable for me.

The Unus Annus Annual Costume Contest: You know.

Ethan kidnapped Mark: Ethan doesn’t remember his own puzzles but Marks plays along anyway because he doesn’t want him to feel bad.

The Unus Annus last supper: Amy popped off with the foods.

Being brutally honest with eachother: made me cry, but from inspiration and a pinch of sadness.

Recreating every single Unus Annus video: “Siri, call us daddy” “I don’t see a father in your contacts”

All our video ideas that never happened: really fun to imagine the videos, and lowkey would’ve loved to see the Youtuber Graduation that Ethan thought of for the youtubers that never went or finished college. And Fuckmachine Thanksgiving

Everything’s legal If you’re dead: Mark’s lawyer struggles because Mark is trying to commit fraud and in the meantime Ethan makes breakfast with a fuckmachine .

I loved all the videos but this are just my personal favourites. As of posting this, in 44 minutes the last video will be up. And it’ll all end.

I won’t be able to re watch the magic but I can still remember. Thank you everyone, and of course, please don’t harass anyone that posts anything related to Unus Annus once the channel is deleted. Mark and Ethan expressed that they don’t want archive channels but it’s still their desition. I’m sure that those who made channel explicitly mmaking edits or those that made blogs centered in Unus Annus are those who have commited to the idea of the channel.

Let people make edits, memes and art, don’t be mean.

Memento Mori.

Unus Annus.

#unus annus #the end #thank you all for the great experience #you made 2020 better

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never-close-our-eyes · 3 years

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I have no idea who or what you're talking about but you said gay cowboy and I came running. Whomst are the children?

they're some ocs i made while playing red dead online obsessively! one is aiden, an irish trans+gay cowboy and his bf is jonah, a bi and biracial (black+white) cowboy (loosely inspired by multiple cowboys i've seen in-game). this turned out very long so the rest is under the cut 😌

going along with rdo's (loose) storyline, they were both framed for murder and sent to the sisika penitentiary. however, they chose very different lives when released/escaped. jonah chose to head farther south in the great plains to see what he could find. aiden went north and couldn't stay out of trouble.

they met in valentine, as another guy was bothering aiden in the saloon, and jonah decided he was sick of it. he knew aiden couldn't defend himself for the world. he was thankful he helped this man, too, because he was the prettiest boy he had ever seen. he couldn't even tell himself "you don't like the white boy that much" because he did.

the feeling was 100% mutual, because as soon as aiden got back to camp, he couldn't stop telling cripps about the "pretty and mysterious man he had met in valentine who lowkey saved his life because he was probably about to be sent through a window by a guy much bigger than him."

but they ran into each other again in blackwater and spent a lot of time together in the saloon. they would talk for hours, sometimes about nothing at all. one night, it was late, so jonah offered to let aiden stay at his camp for the night. aiden's poor gay brain short-circuited, and he said "yes" without second thought. of course this lead to mutual gay brain short-circuiting because jonah didn't think he would say yes.

things were awkward at camp, but they got through the night. they decided to form a posse after that called the dead eye double. it would get more member, of course, but it was a placeholder name for now. this meant they set up camp together in the great plains. their dogs and horses got along together very well, which was a huge relief! aiden's dog, jasper, had come to him as a scared stray, so he didn't know how he would react to other dogs.

the posse was going great. a few others joined (dawn, charlie, stevie, and amelia) and money was coming in steadily. however, rival posses still loved messing with the group.

an instance that really defined aiden and jonah's relationship was when aiden nearly died. stevie was hunting, and a lone outlaw attacked him. before he was executed, aiden shot at the outlaw without second thought. this was a mistake, though, as his aim was terrible, and he missed. the outlaw looked up at him with hate, giving stevie time to escape, so he ran to his horse (a silver turkoman named parabola) and kicked him into gallop.

although, it was too late. the outlaw was able to pick up their shotgun and shoot at aiden, it hit him: right in the gut. he fell off of his horse and to the ground, cradling the wound, trying very hard not to cry. it burned, like someone was sticking a branding iron to his skin. he thought he was done for.

that was, until stevie was able to get the outlaw hog-tied and placed on the back of aiden's horse. he went to aiden, cringing when he saw the wound. he was able to get him on his arabian, whistled for parabola to follow, and rushed back to camp.

long story short, jonah was pissed. he couldn't believe someone would just hurt aiden, who was the sweetest man alive, like that. he had the outlaw tied to a horse hitching post, and helped stevie carefully set aiden in his tent. it broke his heart to hear aiden's groans and cries of pain.

the gang managed to perform a hasty surgery, with aiden passing out in the middle of it. it hurt jonah even more to hear aiden's pain-filled cries, but it had to be done, especially when they found out it was buckshot that was planted in aiden's tender belly. they also found out cripps was an expert at using a needle and thread.

recovery was the worst for the camp. aiden stayed unconscious for a majority of it, which scared jonah the most. he just wanted to see his green eyes open again. he stayed at his tent, day and night, losing a lot of sleep. he wanted to make sure aiden was okay. it felt like his heart had been ripped out of his chest and stepped on. he really wanted to kill the outlaw who had injured aiden, to make them suffer like him, but he couldn't let his anger get the better of him. not now.

aiden finally woke up after about two weeks. he was groggy and sore but alive. jonah swore he was going to cry when he saw his eyes open for the first time and heard his voice again. he was so excited, he didn't know what to say. he lead parabola over to him, as the horse had been very worried. he helped him sit up so he could pet and talk to the equine.

this was when jonah realized he was actually in love with aiden. it was no longer just about looks, it was his personality, the way he treated others, how strong he was. as he supported his weight so he could assure parabola he was okay, he had a warm, fuzzy feeling in his chest. it only got harder to ignore when aiden said he didn't want anything bad to happen to the person who had hurt him. why was he so fucking nice it wasn't fair??

the very next week, aiden was up and walking again. every week, he allowed himself to perform more strenuous activity, until he was working with the posse full time again. they decided it was time to go after a huge bounty: the owl hoot family. they set out to rio bravo armed to the teeth.

they successfully brought in the bounty and decided it was time to celebrate. they set up camp just south of fort mercer and threw a small party. cripps had his harmonica out, amelia, charlie and dawn provided their musical talent, and they all had fun. jonah finally got the courage to ask aiden for a dance. aiden was flustered, but he accepted. it was then that they decided they were both very much in love. finally.

so the obvious courting began. jonah would leave bouquets of prairie poppies or texas bluebonnets at aiden's tent and went hunting for him sometimes, and aiden would write poems or draw stuff for jonah. jonah would pin this up in his tent, very proud of his new bf. after weeks of this, the camp was practically begging them to just start dating already. so they did! they were happy n very much in love :)

i will explain more later! i hope y'all enjoyed my rambling akdks

#ask #annes-adventures #danny's ocs #jonah x aiden

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punkscowardschampions · 3 years

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America & Libi

America: What.the.fuck 🤯😷

Libi: ???

America: that’s not acting

America: it’s his real 😍💖🐱💫 behaviour

Libi: nooooooo 😅

Libi: it is a wee bit cringe how he has to gaze into my eyes like that

America: & it’ll take more than Mr Mullan yelling cut to get his 👅💦 out of your mouth, ear or anywhere else he can get away with putting it if you don’t tell him it’s meant to be fake

Libi: You don’t really think that, do you?

Libi: I don’t even know how to start that conversation if I need to, yikes 😬

America: I know, me & everyone else watching him eye fuck you for the full scene

Libi: oh no

Libi: I don’t know what to feel about that

Libi: no wonder your sister looked even more mad at me than usual

America: 🎊🎉 if it means she stops liking him now

Libi: Undoubtedly more of a reason to hate me more if she thinks I’m like, encouraging him

Libi: which I’m not, btw

Libi: How do I tell him to not without making him a bad actor

Libi: or have him think I’m being 😍💖 by implying he is, ahh!

America: His shite acting isn’t your problem, he’s got an understudy too

America: & telling him to back off doesn’t have to sound flirty, remind him how old you are, my sister couldn’t stop pointing out the fuckedness of the age gap so she can’t hate you for doing that either

Libi: I don’t wanna sound like I’m accusing him of anything though

Libi: that could get too serious too fast

America: Lads make us feel uncomfortable to say or do things all the time & they’re not beating themselves up about it

Libi: Yeah, you’re right

Libi: but they probably don’t have to then go on and act with them without everyone wishing the guns were real

Libi: probably

Libi: but there’s 0 chance he’s quitting or Mr Mullan will kick him, that’s as true

America: there’s 0 chance he’s heard a genuine no in this context before, if you do it 🔫💥💖🔪🩸 he might quit

Libi: I’ll talk to him 1 x 1 first

Libi: deserved or not, I don’t wanna go in full guns blazing about it

America: At least consider letting Chi overhear you, calm her down a little

Libi: No offence but your sister is probably the least of my worries if EVERYONE saw and thought the same thing

Libi: she already doesn’t think highly of me

America: She was the least of your worries when she thought Jake saw you as a dumb 2nd year, she’ll move up the list now you’ve moved up his rankings

Libi: Why does she even like him?

Libi: beyond the superficial, which it clearly is

America: He can give her back some of what she’s lost now the parties are over & somewhere to put her energy that’s feeling wasted on mam & daddy Gaz

America: cos of the superficial she’s decided he’s worthy enough of it & won’t make a holy show of her

Libi: I don’t know why I asked really

Libi: like there’d be something to do or whatever

Libi: she isn’t the only person to ever waste her time and energy though so, no judgment, I guess?

America: She’d be wasting her time & energy if she was hopelessly 😍💖 cos he looks like [indie heartthrob] & can play maybe half of his songs in tune but she’s smarter than that, smart enough to know what he’s like & what he’s good for

Libi: It’s all still beyond me

America: 😂 You’ve had better role-models

Libi: You can say sheltered

America: I don’t know you well enough to put what you’ve been through or not into different 🔴⬜️🔷

Libi: It’s cool, dumb 2nd year isn’t a million miles away

America: Chi wouldn’t feel so threatened by you if you were just a dumb 2nd year

Libi: I’ll do my best to convince her

Libi: that isn’t going to rid her issue with Bobby but nothing has

Libi: who knew this casting would cause so much drama?

Libi: not Mullan, obviously

America: Or leave the lying to me, a seasoned pro

America: Mr Mullan knew what he was doing too, he’s in a dating slump & needed the 🎇🎆

America: I offered to 🌶🌶🌶 up his profiles but that was obviously more risk or reward than he was looking for

Libi: That’s dangerously close to a teen drama style teacher who does the most unprofessional things purely to further the plot

Libi: Not cool IRL, Sir

America: Why I always fake a note for PE, she’s super intense

Libi: [Tell her about JJ sports cupboard gate like LOL yeah she is]

America: 🤯 that was them!

America: I've tried to get Sean to meet me there when he has PE but he says the lads have it wayyyy worse

America: 👌 I know that drawing out maps is 0 punishment compared to like, doing extra runs or washing the teachers balls but Bobby, Louie or Jake would meet you 😂

Libi: I’ve never heard their PE teacher speak at a normal volume he’s always shouting

Libi: I see the 😱

Libi: Bobby would but only because he’d think I was in danger… somehow

Libi: Louie isn’t as… 😍💖🐱💫 as Jake though, is he?

Libi: He seems quite nice to me

America: Bobby 👉 best friend

America: Louie 👉 just friends unless…

America: Jake 👉 destroyed by being put in the friendzone

Libi: I think you’re taking a leaf out of Mr Mullan’s book

Libi: The 💘 is purely fictional

America: If that’s how you want it, Louie’ll stop at non-fictional 🤤 in between scenes

America: 👅💦 staying in his own mouth unless you or Mr Mullan insist

America: he’s not Jake, like you said

Libi: 😂 Omg don’t

Libi: now I won’t be able to do any scenes with anyone without being all 😨😓🤔

America: 😶

Libi: Do you think I can come down with a sudden case of stage fright?

Libi: Can’t exactly fake a note for an out of school hours activity 😏

America: If you hand your role to my sister I’ll come down with genuine 🤮 from watching them perfect their stage 😍💖 on & off it

Libi: Good point

Libi: She’s done literally nothing to deserve that

Libi: I won’t really

Libi: It’s just

America: you’ve gone from 0-1000 where lads are concerned, it’s understandable that you wanna stop the 🎢 & go

America: Lucie allegedly did sign up to the play for 😍💖🍆💫 but the rest of us not so much

Libi: When we do the kiss, it’ll be my first one

Libi: Proper one, not being a kid

America: We could easily arrange you getting kissed before Jake or Louie do the honours

Libi: But who else?

Libi: At the risk of sounding Lucie about it…

Libi: I don’t like anyone so it may as well be fake, right?

Libi: It’s nbd

America: At the risk of sounding like Jake when he thinks he’s doing something cool by playing 😈 advocate for no fucking reason…

America: you don’t sound sure about it being nbd

Libi: Heh, it’s like

Libi: doing stage kisses isn’t, you know?

Libi: but when I think of it as a first, then that does matter a bit

Libi: but that’s stupid, it’s just an arbitrary thing, if I don’t want it to count then it doesn’t, so

Libi: Sorry, this is literally such a non-issue 😬🙄🥴

America: It’s refreshing to have something lowkey to talk about

America: Gary insists on pushing every little thing to crisis point & you know what my sister’s been like about the play 💥

Libi: I do get that

Libi: plenty of dramas to pick from in my family

Libi: it’s crappy when all people want to talk about is what you’re likely spending most of your time thinking about and wanting to not with the rest

America: [some kind of party deets]

America: We won’t be able to hear ourselves think or anyone talk there

Libi: Who’s the host? I don’t recognise the deets

America: You wouldn’t, she goes to [insert name of the nearest catholic school]

Libi: Oh, okay, cool

Libi: I’ll have to ask, obviously

America: let me know if it’s a no before I knock for you

America: don’t wanna get on the bad side of your grandda there’s too many perks to being allowed in your 🏡

America: & your nan already thinks I’m trouble

Libi: She doesn’t, she’s just like that with everyone

Libi: it was kinda her job for most her life so makes sense

America: It’s cool, I recognise the signs you don’t have to cover for her

America: & clearly she does too, trouble & in trouble 🚨

America: is she in touch with any of the people she used to work with who could throw Gary out?

Libi: If only it came with those kind of perks

Libi: He’s still being… himself, then?

America: 🤣 Yeah, you could say that

Libi: And your ma is still blind to it and 😍💖?

Libi: I’ll make sure I say pretty please when I ask about the party then

Libi: Bobby’s invited too, right?

America: She hasn’t stopped believing 🌞 shines out of every one of his holes

America: & ha! I don't know what to tell you about if that'll work or not when I'm literally the wrongest person to ask about asking permission

America: I took it for granted he’d be coming if you are, but obviously invite whoever you want, it’s that kind of party

Libi: It has to fade, everything does

Libi: I’ve got no idea if it’ll work either tbh but it seems like a good place to start 😅

Libi: The more the merrier, got it 🥳

America: Si’s diy tattoos already have & he started those when Chi’s parties stopped, Ciara’s looks like washed off biro

America: maybe don’t tell them I’ll be your 1st kiss if you seriously want to get it over with though 🤫

Libi: 😬 at least the regret will only last as long as the ink

Libi: Don’t tell my grandparents or don’t tell the boys? 🤔😏

America: If the lads don’t know what a bad influence I am, tonight isn’t gonna be the night to be reminded, they’ll be lucky to remember anything

Libi: Heh 😅

Libi: Things with Sean are going well though, yeah?

America: What’s he said?

Libi: Oh God, nothing

Libi: I should’ve phrased that more conversational less unintentional dig, my bad

America: 😐 I knew it

America: he’s uninvited, I’m not gonna be the next Michelle

Libi: I swear he’s said literally nothing

Libi: that was all me

America: He doesn’t have to, you told me going in that he split with her after if it got too serious too fast & his mam hasn’t stopped talking about that

Libi: Mums are just like that with boys

Libi: it isn’t coming from him, that’s what matters, right

America: what matters is not ignoring 🚨🚩

America: & I’ve made up my mind

Libi: To?

America: not pass on the party info to him

Libi: I mean, that’s up to you

America: Yeah & it’s up to him if he turns up anyway, I’m not the only source or saying he can’t

Libi: But maybe, if you want him to come, you should just tell him and not worry about how it could look or could be perceived

America: we’ve been spending loads of time together cos of the play

America: maybe if Mr Mullan wasn’t so trigger happy & had given me more than 1 scene shit could play out differently

America: 💖🔫

Libi: I’m surprised you didn’t get your sister’s role

Libi: not just for namesake reasons

Libi: she is funny, but I wouldn’t have assumed she’d be better suited, you know?

Libi: Suppose she’s known Mr Mullan longer

America: Is she funny or is she mean & people don’t want to realise she’s joking? 🤔🙄

America: Mr Mullan isn’t solely playing safe on the dating apps, I guess

America: I could call him out for not wanting to be on the receiving end of her ‘jokes’ & keep her as a favourite in case you don’t try out again or there’s no other surprise 2nd year star but if I blame him for anything it’s deciding I’m a liability in a bigger role

America: like I signed up with a 🔫 to my head! I wanna be here

Libi: I mean, I don’t think she’s funny IRL at all, but I’m not meant to because she’s definitely mean to me and mine

Libi: but in the role, I’m not going to be unnecessarily bitchy and pretend she’s bad 🤷‍♀️

Libi: That is rude, I don’t think anyone is that desperate to stage kiss and miss a couple of lessons, at best, obviously you want to be here

Libi: He should have a little faith, honestly

America: the script making her look good is on Ms Howe

America: I should've taken art, Mr Mullan's fantasy of what kind of teacher he is is wayyyy closer to her reality

America: though you'd probably have some suspicions I was as 😍💖🐱💫 for you as Jake & Louie are if we had any more shared lessons

Libi: She is a really good teacher, tbh

Libi: Well, I like her

Libi: She doesn’t force her vision onto us, and she basically lets us do what we want, as long as we can prove that there’s artistic merit and skill that goes into it so, yeah 😜👍

Libi: As I only have to kill not kiss you, that’s alright with me 😅

Libi: You could pick it for your senior options, get the fake blood out for old time’s sake

America: I don’t know, I’m sure I’d like her less when she refused to believe my da’s a famous artist

Libi: You’ve got a few years to perfect the lie

America: That’s true, ironically

Libi: 😏

Libi: It’s basically rehearsal, so Mullan can take that as proof of dedication

America: 👌 still won’t hold my breath for the end of year lead but if it means he’ll kiss & make up with me so I can stay dedicated to not being 😍💖🍆💫 over Sean 😜👍

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