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3 more matchups to go, then back to posting down bad smut for the sexy fictional men!!
#it's been so lovely pairing everyone up with sexy fictional characters don't get me wrong#but my heart lies with writing da porn v_v#i hope everyone's been liking their matchups tho!!#—chitter chatter.
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Hiii! Congrats on 500 followers!! I’m here to join the match making event! I would like a matchup from JJK, I want my match to be a male,
personality; I’m overall really quiet, I could go through an entire day without saying a word but when I’m around people I’m close with I can talk nonstop, I complain about things, I randomly talk about stories of my life— basically anything. I think I’m pretty nice; I don’t mind giving my friends extra money and I love hyping them up and complimenting them; but I also love teasing people and joking around, I’m pretty touchy but I’m only touchy with people I’m comfortable with + if they’re fine with me touching them (I hate being touched by people I don’t care about/like 😭😭 like I’ll straight up be ‘stop touching me’ or ‘don’t touch me’ with a weird look)!
Likes and dislikes + Hobbies; I love shopping and makeup, I love painting and drawing but I most importantly love drawing out my friends or people around me for fun, I love taking naps and laying in bed and listening to music, I hate people who are easily angry/hot headed and get violent when angry (if you saw the way some dudes acted during the Super Bowl.. that’s what I’m talking about ☠️), I hate people who blatantly ignore boundaries
Love language; I’m being so deadass when I say this but when I took a love language test I got 25% for all 5 of them 😭😭 I show my love through words, lengthy love cheesy letters, gifts like handmade flowers, I love spending time with people I love like taking naps with them or being in a room with them; i show love in every way n love to receive it in every way (doesn’t have to be every way ofc), I basically show love in every way so whoever you match me up with has to put up w my showers of affection LMFAO
Green flag/deal breaker; I would fold for dudes who have dark hair; but when they’re protective?? like when I tell them ‘this dude gives me a bad feeling’ n he gets protective n gives him a ‘look’ I am FOLDING.
Looks; you can check my insta— ‘miizca’ for a proper and easier example, but I have black hair, bangs, hime bangs on the side of my cheeks; puffy lips (with lip gloss 😛), long lashes with eyeliner, in my pics (if you checked), you can kinda notice I have vitiligo (it’s on the right on the pics) on my arm and chest :3, I also love wearing lots of necklaces and rings, I like wearing tight clothes + I have a belly button piercing too!
I would also like a text conversation with my match!
Congrats on 500 followers!!
Congratulations! You have been matched with...
Toji Fushiguro
Toji Fushiguro is not a good man, and he does not try to hide it. He kills for a living, gambles (and has a losing streak, which is worse), and would rather swallow all his weapons than show an ounce of vulnerability. But around you, that tough guy act breaks, revealing an intense lover who'd go to the ends of the earth for your happiness.
Toji would first get involved with you in a transactional manner, either as a bodyguard or fake boyfriend (take your pick). He doesn't think he'll catch any feelings, but the more time he spends with you, the more he's proven wrong. The contrast between your quiet self and your rambling is endearing to him, and draws him out of his own shell. He'll accompany you on shopping trips, and realise he's a bit too happy to hold your bags. Then one day, you give him a drawing: it's a sketch of him wearing a smile, depicted in a way that can only be described as tender. It's not a picture of the Sorcerer Killer, or the failure of the Zen'in Clan—it's just Toji. He'd resigned himself to believing that no one would ever look at him with such care again, but you have. And Toji falls once more.
Above all, Toji just wants to be treated with love, so he'll take it in any way it manifests. However, he does have a particular soft spot for Physical Touch after a lifetime of mistreatment. He's always down to cuddle, and loves it when you kiss his scar. In turn, he's big on Acts of Service: he loves being your scary dog privilege when going out, glaring at any man who looks at you wrong. But he'd never dream of directing any aggression at you; he'd rather kill himself than let that happen.
Dates with Toji are usually stay-at-home, but if you insist on going out somewhere, he'll do it to make you happy. After all, what is money for, if not to make you smile?
The Matchmaker's Gift:
warning: insinuated NSFW
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Hey, hey, nice talking to you. If the slots are still open, could I ask for a matchup? It's totally fine if not tho, don't feel pressured 😊
For JJBA, Part 5. But please no Diavolo 🤢 I don't mind their gender tho.
Personality: I'm a introvert but not necessarily shy. Actually, I'm pretty chaotic and carefree. You could say I'm a rule breaker, I just do whatever I want. People call me wild but I would say I'm just free lol.
I might have a careless behavior, but I do try my outmost to be kind. Just because I'm intimidating, it doesn't mean I have to be outright mean, right?
I also am heavily independent, I think I might actually have a stroke if I ask anyone for help, I just don't like feeling vulnerable lol.
I would say my good qualities are that I'm pretty pacient and open minded. I just don't get angry and don't judge people at all.
My bad qualities are that I might be too nonchalant about everything and have a tendency to be aloof. Like, I don't take most things seriously, it might prevent me from having outbursts but it also makes me look indifferent.
Likes: I really like cats, cold weather and spooky stories, horror movies. I love halloween and visiting "haunted" places.
Dislikes: I'm really afraid of dogs for no reason and hate hot weather. I also dislike spicy food.
Hobbies: My main hobby is deadass spending money, it's so fun buying random things. I might have a spending problem but at least that's my own money, right?
I mean, that's my job, but I like acting. It's always fun performing and decorating lines, it's like living an alternative life.
When I'm free, I like reading novels and mangás. My favorites one are those of fantasy genre. I just love all that magic shit.
Love Language: Since I like buying things, Gift Giving is naturally how I show love. I like buying them clothes, gifts and paying for the meal.
Quality Time is good too. Normally I value my own time alone but when I actually want to spend it with someone else?? You'll know I'm hooked.
Green Flag/Deal Breaker: I like people who are naturally kind and actually know how to show appreciation. That's something I struggle with and I think that would be something they could help me with.
On the other side, I dislike people who are mean for no reason. Like, you should just chill?? Why are being a pain in the ass lol.
Appearance: I'm a pretty tall girl with pale skin, long curly hair and brown eyes. I need to use glasses but I don't like it, so I just walk around blind.
I only wear black clothes, a rock ish style, kind mixed with goth.
About that choice you were speaking about, I will choose 3 songs if that's not a bother.
That's all, thank you for reading until here. 💐
Congratulations! You have been matched with...
Risotto Nero
Another goth couple matchup, but this time any assumptions people make are not far off the mark. Broody, intimidating, and an inclination to ignore the status quo, you and Risotto are not for the faint of heart (and yes, you two absolutely take pride in that).
Although aesthetically similar, you two balance each other out in small ways. Risotto's job requires precision, but he sees it as a way to protect your right to be wild; it's a privilege he's long lost, and he doesn't want it to be taken away from you too. On the other hand, your efforts to be kind and nonjudgmental despite your chaotic nature soothe his general pessimism towards humanity. As an assassin, he lives in a world where you either hurt or get hurt, with trust being a fool's game—to see someone who values their freedom but does not use it as an excuse to harm others is a rarity to him. Rather than forcing you to be vulnerable, Risotto softens your independence by being a quiet source of strength. He doesn't bring attention to the ways he offers support, and lets his actions speak for themselves. His hope is that you never feel like you have to ask for his help, because the fact that you have it will already be ingrained into your existence.
It's well known that Risotto does not make a lot from his job, so he is frugal with his money. He's shocked (and a little embarrassed) when you offer to buy him things so frequently, but he always shows his thanks with the softness in his gaze. In turn, he indulges your love for quality time, going wherever you want him to go. He finds it amusing when you drag him to watch horror movies or read spooky stories; it takes a lot to spook him, and chances are that he makes it scarier for you by offering his take on how he'd kill off a character.
Dates with Risotto can range from silently chilling at home to exploring abandoned haunts. However, he has a major soft spot for cat cafes. They're so different to his day to day life, wholesome and sweet—and as he watches you play with the cats, he can pretend for a moment that he's just living a normal life with you.
The Matchmaker's Gift:
Still waters run deep, and such are Risotto's sentiments. This song perfectly encapsulates his affection for you, intense and protective.
Another Hozier song (I can't help it, Risotto is so Hozier-coded). In his eyes, you seem too sweet for him, but he'll be damned to let you go.
This song reminds Risotto of your devil-may-care attitude towards life. It's a song full of rockstar charm, a trait he associates with you.
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gasps we've never been matched up with Gojo before, so this is new! but hey, I'm not against it. :3 it's really sweet that he thinks we make everything look good hehehe, and we would love to be his little dress up doll! we will happily max his credit card with him to go on shopping sprees for clothes together v_v (and we can get matching couples outfits! I bet he'd love that shit) Thank you, Bee!!
Appearance Match-Up For @prosciuttulipa
Read appearance match-up guidelines here and send in your request!
For your JJK appearance match-up, I’d match you with…
Satoru Gojo! :D
I think he would adore how diverse your style is, he thinks you make absolutely everything look good and he loves to spoil you and buy you new clothes just to see you wear some of his favorite styles :>
#thank you for the appearance matchup! short but sweet hehe#me staring at how much everything costs would make me cry tears of stress like he just lives like this?? dropping dollars??#man's would not understand why i look sick when he's spoiling me (this shopping trip can pay my rent 100 times over)#—prosciuttulipa selfships.
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sometimes I lie awake and think about how I'm a Geto kinnie and what that says about my mental health
(I read to feel, is to love on ao3 and the way Geto is portrayed hits way too close to home like yes I too have various issues and a freeze response how very accurate stop calling me OUT)
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hiii! this is for the matchup event:))
1. id like a matchup from jjk, no gender preference! my personality type is isfp. i tend to be a bit introverted at first but im a YAPPER and open up pretty easily if the vibes are right (almost to a fault bc i think i scare ppl away getting too excited sometimes🙂↕️). i care a lot abt paying attention to what the people around me like, so my love language is acts of care/service:) i LUVVV fortnite (ik🫥) and finding new music to share with the people i care about. i AM one of those people that posts songs to their instagram stories even though i know no one cares ! i play some instruments and love to sing as well:) green flags: someone who can match my silliness without getting freaked out😭 𝖕𝖑𝖘 𝖇𝖆𝖊 🗣️. dislikes/deal breakers are a bit hard to think of, but i guess super messy people? i’m pretty particular about my space lol. i’m pretty short and have a curvy/pear body shape. i have wavy brown hair and blue eyes and my pronouns are she/her!
2. id love text conversations to go with the headcannons:)) THANK YEW💞
Congratulations! You have been matched with...
Toge Inumaki
If there was ever a more perfect representation of "girlfriend who yaps and boyfriend who listens", it would be you and Toge. Admittedly, Toge's inability to speak is what inclines him to listen more, but he's more than happy to play the role for you.
With both of you being introverts, the two of you initially hit it off by talking over text; it gives Toge more of an even playing field for conversation too. You find out that Toge is in fact hilarious, his responses dry and quippy (he knows too many memes for his own good). When he realises that you like playing Fortnite, he immediately asks you to join a game with him. Your first date is spent playing round after round of the game, rising the ranks and finally coming out on top. He also finds it endearing that you post songs to your Instagram stories. When first starting to flirt with you, he would make sure to reply to them, telling you his thoughts on the song after he finishes listening to it.
Since he's not able to communicate much verbally when you're in person, he often defers to songs to convey his feelings, a way of sharing in your love for music. He's surprised when you suggest a new way of communicating between the two of you—by humming certain notes and patterns, he should be able to convey more in comparison to his rice ball ingredient vocabulary. He's touched that you went out of your way to think this up, your act of service dear to his heart.
Dates with Toge are pretty much what you expect out of a typical high school romance, but his favourite type is when he can listen to you sing and play your instruments, while chilling in the background. It's one of the few times he can truly join with his voice, humming along with you as a duet.
The Matchmaker's Gift
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RAAAAAAH i want a match ngl LMAO
Jjk match because Im a fucking simp, and a guy bcs I am in fact a straight woman thanks
I'm a big nerd. Like, a very big nerd. I do math for fun and I am not ashamed at all when I interrupt someone to correct them (I have autism and ADHD, how could you tell?)
I'm relatively closed off, and most of the time, insecure. I'm shy and I barely ever make the first move (unless I've had a couple of drinks or a lot of eyeliner). I think what people most define me as is the "old soul, young body). I'm like the mom of the group, though I am absolutely reckless when there's another mom in the group, since it takes the responsibility away from me.
I hate going out, and it's really hard to get me to go to the beach, for example. I think my best quality personality-wise is that I'm down to earth and realistic about my goals. A problem is probably how much self-doubt I have, since people constantly tell me I am capable of achieving more than I think I can. I don't settle for seconds, but I'm not too excited when I rech first, because there's always a new competition.
Oh yeah, I'm competitive. Very.
I'm a pessimist, though I like to say it's realism, because why be positive, hype myself up, only for it to go wrong and the disappointment hurt me? As I said, emotionally closed off.
My personality is the infamous black cat, and I think (though I'm not sure), that a golden retriever boy is what would fit me best. (even though I simp for other black cat guys)
For hobbies, I'm boring, though I do have many. I play the guitar, do martial arts (krav maga), draw, sing, write absolutely filthy smut, and, most important of all: do math and study. Yeah, my main hobby is studying.
I'm not sure how I show my love? I don't, usually. I can love someone unconditionally and be absolutely lovesick, but only after a very heavy emotional session, may it be a fight or drinks, will I tell soemone how much they mean to me. I spent the last four years with my best friend, and only after a day's worth of drinking and crying did I tell her how much she meant to me.
I'm a bit icky with physical touch, but if I trust them, I'll let them cling to me. Initially push people away and only after knowing them do I let them hug me, kiss me, cuddle me. I am awful when dealing with compliments, and I cannot take a gift. So probably quality time is my love-receiving language when generally speaking. A boyfriend/husband would probably work with physical touch and words of affirmation, though.
I dont think there's any big turn-off or turn-on in relationships? Maybe not giving me enough attention and helping me emotionally, because I'm easily falling into insecurity, feeling like I'm not enough.
I have like medium curly dark hair and dark eyes. Eyebags, and a lot of moles all over my face. My body is relatively fit? I have a bit of fat ngl but I also have muscles. A bit of a tummy and thicc thighs (they do, in fact, save lives) that double the size when I sit (insecurity alert!) I'm pale, though I am a mixed baby. I dress in all-black most of the time, and all the color variations are like red or dark blue. (I AM NOT EMO). I wear eyeliner from the moment I wake to the moment I sleep and I have pierced ears. I also plan on getting nip piercings and plan on getting
I think i need more songs to listen to, so I'm going with the three songs he associates wit me.
Congratulations! You have been matched with...
Choso Kamo
When people see you and Choso together, they immediately assume that you're just another average emo couple, quick to place stereotypes. But under the heavy eyeliner and dark clothes, are two people who are just trying to figure out life in their own way.
Choso is fascinated by your contradictions: insecure yet quick to correct others, pessimistic but burning with a competitive drive for more. Where some people may see indecision, he sees something much more real and human in comparison to the single-minded characters he's met during his time alive. Living is hard, has experienced it for himself, so he doesn't shun you for your contrasting perspectives. Instead, he wants to learn about the world alongside you, unpicking the way you think, wondering about your insecurities. Although he's been through a lot, there's something inherently innocent and simplistic in the way Choso sees the world. If you're an old soul in a young body, then he's a young soul in an old one. Perhaps by meeting somewhere in the middle, the two of you will get closer to unravelling the mystery that is life.
Choso doesn't mind that you don't like going out, but you often find yourself tagging along as he explores the world in small ways. A trip to the convenience store may as well be a museum visit, with the way he asks you about the products, eyeing them with confusion. He also admires the fact that you study math—to dedicate yourself to understanding anything in such depth is no small feat—and he's happy to sit next to you while you work, occasionally asking questions about your interest in the subject. His most common form of affection is just leaning his head against your shoulder, watching silently as you work.
Dates with Choso are pretty laid back, since he's happy to take the lead on whatever makes you comfortable. It doesn't matter to him where you two are. For him, understanding your mind (and falling in love with the way you think, the way you are) is what matters to him the most.
The Matchmaker's Gift:
Contrary to popular belief, Choso's music taste is rather soft. This song reminds him of the inherent dependence that comes with being connected.
Offering you this song with a curious tilt of his head, Choso asks you if this is how your pessimism feels like.
This is the song Choso uses to confess to you. His feelings are one of the few things he has to his name, and he wants to share them with you.
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-JJK.
- I Show love by physical affection. I like to receive love from act of service (princess treatment)
-I have a pretty bold character similar to Tam Kaur, not afraid to say what I want, what I don't like, but I'm pretty flustered with him and pretty Submissive to him :)
-Likes: Cuddles, working out at the gym, quality time, the beach, getting shown off.
Dislikes : Not getting affection, attention, s/o not acknowledging me.
-Gym, painting, watching movies
-Green flag: Takes care of me fully, protect, provide, defends me from others, shows me off, spends time with me regularly.
Red flag: Not putting effort to spend time with me, keeps our relationship a secret bc of wtv reasons, put someone else above me in their priority list.
Moodboard of your relationship
- I'm actually a brown girl irl with raven hair and a pear shaped body; flat chested with a pretty defined lower body.
-Female reader.
Congratulations! You have been matched with...
Yuuji Itadori
Your relationship with Yuuji can be summed up by that one Will Smith meme, where he's happily showing off his wife. It's clear to anyone that Yuuji worships the ground you walk on, a puppy dog partner with fierce devotion and protection, come hell or high water.
He considers you his dream girl, and treats you as such. You like cuddling and going to the gym? Perfect! Those are two of his favourite physical activities. You're blunt and to the point? So is he, and he likes it that way—he doesn't like to play guessing games, and wants you to say outright what is working or not. You like spending time together and being shown off? Yuuji would love nothing more than to be given as many opportunities to gush about his amazing, stunning girlfriend. He definitely has you on his lock screen, talking people's ears off about how wonderful and beautiful you are, the latest painting you've made, the progress you've made in the gym, etc. He loves being able to take you out on spontaneous dates, turning daily activities into little adventures—even a trip to the convenience store can be fun, with enough willingness and imagination.
Even though he doesn't have a lot of money to his name, he does what he can with his two hands. As a result, he's often one for physical touch and/or acts of service. He's a big fan of skinship, so you bet he's always got a hand on you while in public, both as a way to show you off and keep you safe (he definitely follows the sidewalk rule). He'll also happily carry any bags you have, or help you with any odd jobs in your life. His most common form of love is picking up your favourite food and feeding it to you, just because he can. If he doesn't know how to do something, he's eager to learn, wanting to support you in any way he can.
Dates with him can really be anything—he's not a picky guy, and is just happy to be by your side—but if the weather is right, he'd love to take you to the beach. A day spent splashing in the waves, eating delicious snacks, and overall enjoying life with you? It's the least his queen deserves.
The Matchmaker's Gift:
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Hello my dear, I want to try JJBA (part 3) match
• I am a girl and prefer men
• I am a very kind, caring and compassionate person but very insecure about myself and my abilities. I can have a temper, but I am pretty good at controlling myself
Though with strangers I am quiet and closed, but with people close to me I can relax and be as active, joking and goofy as I want to be. But if the situation calls for it I can get surprisingly tough
• About my likes and dislikes. I am obsolutely in love with animals (they are incredibly cute(≧▽≦)) and nature (open water, rain, wind make me smile)
But I really dislike cruel and dishonest people
About hobbies, my favourite music, anime/manga and cooking my favourite food is my life
• My love languages are definitely physical affection, words of affirmation and acts of service. I am a very affectionate person and really want my loved ones to be comfortable and happy
I accept any signs of love. Seriously, I cherish any sign of affection. But touch is very important to me
• The green flags in a relationship are a certain amount of care, attention to my and his feelings (I want to know that the relationship is going in the right direction and my partner likes everything as much as I do) and a good sense of humour (I really-really like jokes, but my sense of humour may not be understood by everyone(｡ŏ﹏ŏ))
To me deal breaker is cruelty to me or any other people/animals/children(I know they can be annoying but they are just kids), insults and disrespect to my family or my hobbies. These are the two most important things in my life and no one has the right to speak bad of them
• I am a short girl 159 centimetres / 5.21 feet, I have a large build with broad shoulders. I am not thin, but I only have a few extra pounds. I also have dark green eyes, thin pink lips, and shoulder length brown wavy hair
I'm afraid I wrote too much, sorry if something is unclear english is not my native language. Anyway thanks, I'll look forward to it(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
P.S Your posts are incredible, keep it up!
Congratulations! You have been matched with...
You and Jotaro are two peas in a pod: closed off around strangers but warmer to their loved ones, wielding a bit of a temper, and a preference for actions to convey love. On the outside, people might mistake you two as not being particularly caring of each other, but that's far from the truth.
Jotaro Kujo
The two of you would have a slow start to your relationship, making small talk over your favourite manga and anime. But as time goes on, the masks you both wear would drop, revealing two individuals who felt more comfortable revealing their odd senses of humor and tender hearts. He's taken aback by how much you love nature, and finds himself the chattiest he's ever been in his life, trading animal facts back and forth with you. You're the one who encourages him to get into marine biology, a dream that he had always kept to himself because he was afraid of how it would be received. When he comes over to visit you for the first time and finds that you've cooked for him, he has to duck under his hat to hide his touched expression.
Even before you get into a proper relationship with him, Jotaro shows his interest in you by allowing you into his personal bubble, not protesting when you cling to him or offer him hugs. When you two become official, he becomes a lot more forward with touching you. In public, he'll always have an arm loosely wrapped around you, wanting you safe and close; in private, he's a cuddle bug, often dragging you into his lap to press his face into your neck. Although he's not much for speaking, he's big on being honest, bluntly asking you if the relationship is going well, and answering your questions in turn.
Dates with him would often involve going out into spots of nature, enjoying the sights in comfortable silence. If the weather is bad, you're both happy to chill and watch anime together. Overall, Jotaro finds a safe haven with you, someone who mellows him out and reminds him of the good in the world.
The Matchmaker's Gift:
A simple melody with sincere lyrics, Jotaro finds you as a source of inspiration to better himself and find the good in the world.
You send Jotaro this as a reference to his love for everything marine. Rolling his eyes fondly, he saves it to his playlist.
Intense and slightly sad, Jotaro hopes this song conveys how he'll be with you till the end of the line.
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Hellooo! Congrats on 500 followers. It’s more than deserved!
I’m a self-indulgent hoe and would love a match-up if I make it 🙏
I’d like a text convooo please they’re so cute
Details:
JJK, please!
Gender Pref: male
Personality: ENFP, Leo, ambivert. I’m very talkative, and tend to think out loud which gets me into trouble most of the time. Court Jester, and I kind of enjoy it when people pick on/roast me. Major oversharer. A bit of a pervert. Terrible liar, but prone to fibbing anyway. Intense and bold. I’m sensitive and a bit moody. Sweet to people I care about, but not good at pretending I like people when I don’t. Chronically late (rip). Spontaneous, impulsive. Daydreamer. Youngest sibling, so I’m lowkey kind of an annoying brat lol. Self-indulgent—to be cringe is to be free. Big attention hoe!
Likes: Inside jokes. Memes. Winning!! I’m so competitive it’s kind of embarrassing. Discussing books/tv/games/etc. Astrology. YouTube. Being a bad influence
Dislikes: driving oh my god. Time limits. Working. Confrontation. BOARD GAMES. Hemorrhoids
Hobbies: drawing, reading, writing, jewelry-making, hiking, dnd, playing/modding video games, makeup
Love Language: what makes me feel loved: gift-giving | how I express love: words of affirmation
Green Flag: attentiveness, engages in convo/cares about my interests (and thinks I’m the coolest person in the world 💕)
Deal Breaker: Clingy, gatekeeper, afraid of the cringe because I’m radioactive levels of cringe
Somewhat tall, curvy, a few piercings, teal hair & pointy snaggle teeth
Again, congrats & thanks for doing such a fun event! :3
This was kind of a jumbled mess & I probably wrote too much. I’m so sorry
Congratulations! You have been matched with...
Geto Suguru
Suguru is the quiet to your loud, the organised to your impulsive, and the early to your late (which he factors in, don't worry). On the surface, there's enough of a yin-yang dynamic for people to understand how things might work between you two, but they're often baffled as to how your relationship is actually sustained.
The truth is, Suguru is just as cringe as you are, ugly laughing at the memes you send him, and cracking jokes that only you two will understand. The only difference is that he's much better at hiding it (aka his past emo lifestyle—he was a scene kid and you can pry that headcanon out of my cold dead hands). He's not one to shy from competition, and will happily butt heads, but at the end of the day, he always steps away when things are starting to verge on an actual confrontation. Sometimes hard conversations are inevitable, but with small things like this, he would rather lose to someone he loves, than lose someone he loves to win.
He's always happy to listen to you run your mouth. He can gather all sorts of information on you, which makes it easy to get you gifts. For example, he'll pay attention to the drawing materials you like, and will surprise you with them out of the blue, placing them on your desk as if they've been there all along. He's definitely up for you doing his makeup (like I said, ex-scene kid), only for you to quickly take it off because you realise he is way too pretty with it on—you can't let people go around getting ideas! He's too gorgeous for his own good!
Dates with him would often involve you two reading and/or discussing your respective books, or playing video games together. He'd also happily join a DnD campaign if you rope him into it! But overall, any time is a good time, as long as he can spend it with you.
The Matchmaker's Gift:
#—playing matchmaker!#—prosciuttulipa events.#—prosciuttulipa content.#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk matchup#jjk matchups
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PLAYING MATCHMAKER!
500 Followers Celebration Event.
Want to know which fictional character would be head over heels with you? Then look no further!
As thanks for getting this blog to 500 followers, I've decided that I'll be doing a matchup event!
I'll be taking 10 slots for this event, on a first come first serve basis!
Taking part in this event is easy! Here's what you need to do:
1. Give the Matchmaker your details
To begin, please send in an ask with the following information. Only answer as many as you're comfortable!
Do you want a matchup from JJK (anime-only) or JJBA (choose from Part 1-5)?
Any preferences for your match's gender?
What's your personality like?
What are your likes and dislikes? What are your hobbies?
What's your love language? How do you show/receive love?
What would be a green flag/deal breaker for you in a relationship?
What do you look like?
Anything else you want to add!
2. How do you want the Matchmaker to brew?
Each matchup will receive a few headcanons, and one of the following choices to go with it (specify which one you want in your ask):
Moodboard of your relationship
Text conversation with your match
3 songs your match associates with you
3. The Matchmaker finds your match!
Once everything is sent in, the Matchmaker asks that you wait patiently for her to attend to your request! Finding love is a tricky thing, so it may take some time!
EVENT: CLOSED.
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"Please, baby, slap me again—" you backhand Satoru before he even has a chance to finish his sentence, and he groans, doubling over on himself with a ragged grin.
It's exhilarating. The strongest sorcerer, the honoured one, on his knees for his one and only. Surrender has never tasted so sweet.
Satoru's cheek stings from your most recent assault, and he's not sure if the ache in his jaw is from how much you've hit him, or how hard he's smiling. His head is spinning, lightheaded from the adrenaline. There's no shame in the moan that spills from his lips as you tug him by the hair, sky eyes glossy as he stares up reverently at you, his sun.
"Do you need to stop?" You ask, your hand sliding down to gently cup his face. The palm of it burns, no doubt from the impact of each hit. He's certain you can feel the heat emanating off his cheeks too, wearing the shade of red you've painted him in with pride.
It's hard to speak, ears ringing. He doesn't want to speak, not really. He just wants you to keep on slapping him, and riding him, his cock wet and warm in your tight hole where it belongs. His lap is your throne, your hand the doctrine he'll live by. He shakes his head desperately, voice breaking as he begs for more, the plea barely making it to a sound.
You don't budge, merely tilting up his chin. "What do you say," you purr at him, lips a breath away from his, "before I give you what you want?"
Oh, how rude of him. How uncouth. "Thank you," Satoru rasps out, vision blurring with tears of bliss.
"Thank you, thank you…please, another."
I promise this is very important research for writing
(question inspired from this video I saw on Instagram which immediately had me keeling)
#i promised i would write something for it!!#anyway nobody can tell me gojo satoru is a top i refuse he is a switch at most and a bottom at best#somebody take a load off his shoulders! smack him#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk smut#gojo satoru#gojo satoru x reader#gojo x reader#gojo smut#—prosciuttulipa content.
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i'm trying SO HARD to boop all of my followers but there are TOO MANY OF YOU so if you want a boop please boop me so I can boop you!!
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MASTERLIST.
JUJUTSU KAISEN
Gojo Satoru
Geto Suguru
Nanami Kento
Toji Fushiguro
Ryomen Sukuna
JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE
Part 1
Dio Brando
George Joestar
Part 2
No one for now.
Part 3
Jotaro Kujo
Kakyoin Noriaki
Part 4
Josuke Higashikata
Rohan Kishibe
Part 5
Bruno Bucciarati
Leone Abbacchio
Giorno Giovanna
Guido Mista
Pannacotta Fugo
Narancia Ghirga
La Squadra
Risotto Nero
Prosciutto
Melone
Ghiaccio
Formaggio
Illuso
Pesci
Vinegar Doppio
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TAG INDEX.
—prosciuttulipa content.
All of our original content. Includes both JJK and JJBA.
—prosciuttulipa events.
Limited time events, often in celebration of something.
—prosciuttulipa selfships.
Our selfships and matchups others have given us. Do be kind.
—chitter chatter.
Rambles and chatting. Expect shenanigans.
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Geto Suguru who eats pussy to the fullest sense of the word.
He starts with your pussy lips, tracing them with his thumbs, taking a moment to admire the shape of your sex. It's important to him, to let your pussy know that he's missed her—he parts his lips and captures your wet folds in between, strong hands cupping your ass so he can pull himself closer. He sucks softly, tongue following your outline as he makes out with your cunt like it's a long-lost lover. You feel his praise more than you hear it, the hot breath from his whispers making you twitch, the vibrations of his words travelling down the length of your slit.
The momentary parting from your pussy is mere courtesy, his lingering gaze a sure sign of his hunger. The pleasantries are over, the song and dance done. When he returns, it's with renewed vigour, determined to drag you down into pleasure.
There's no fanfare as he licks all over your sopping pussy, lapping at your cunt juices with broad strokes of his tongue. He wears the wetness trickling down his chin with pride, slathering the tip and bridge of his nose with your slick, pressing his face close and inhaling your arousal. He sucks on your clit like he's trying to leave a hickey (is trying, wants it puffy and sensitive, a mark that he was there, that you are his), before ghosting his lips down to your entrance.
It's not right for your cunt to be clenching around nothing, not right at all. So he fixes that by slipping his tongue deep into your hole, right where it belongs. He knows precisely where each point of your pleasure lies, parts his mouth wider so that he can reach them with each eager flick of his tongue. In and out, up and around, tracing the rim of your entrance and wiggling back into your tight heat. Again and again, covering his tongue in your essence, making you cum and squirt all over his face until you have nothing left to give.
Suguru fucks well, but his tongue fucks even better. It's what you deserve, after all—if your pussy can mould to the shape of his cock, then his tongue can mould itself perfectly to your cunt.
#i love all the headcanons of Geto being good with his mouth. because he is#i was there he was eating me out it was insane#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen smut#geto x reader#geto suguru#geto suguru x reader#geto suguru smut#jjk geto#my content#—prosciuttulipa content.
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— ping .ᐟ
✉️ 🌸 anon, miss matchmaker lene has found you a special someone!
📤 — suguru geto is your match .ᐟ
🌷 why him ?
geto thinks you are a very nice person to be around, a breath of fresh air if you will! he admires that you’re so elegant, and he really respects you for knowing when to stand your ground. i definitely think geto is a cat person, and he thinks that you resembling a cat is adorable! if you have a sweet tooth, suguru will definitely buy you some sweet treats for you to indulge in, because he’s used to his best friend always wanting a sweet treat. he thinks you’re a very calming person, and he would love for you to read him one of your books in that soothing voice of yours. he finds you very endearing and thinks you two pair well!
💐 what flowers does he bring on your first date ?
suguru brings you branches of a cherry blossom tree, which symbolize love and nobleness. he knew you would adore them!
#THANK YOU FOR THE MATCHUP HEHEHEH#Geto Suguru is very yummy and very charming it would be a dream come true for him to like us!#—prosciuttulipa selfships.
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