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gvaine · 3 months

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arthur's jacket for @knight-gwaine ❤️

#hope this is okay skdfjdsf #i love his s1 fits sm #actually i love everything about s1 arthur he's great #he's a dick but i adore him #merlin #merlinedit #arthur pendragon #*#*r #1.04 #costumes #q

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starry-bi-sky · 1 month

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i have been unmedicated for the entirety of spring break and thus have had little interest in writing this down, but i have been thinking about this for the entire week (as well as a dpdc clone danny au that resulted in it becoming its entirely separate batman au that includes a teenage vigilante bruce wayne, an ocarina, and me entirely incapable of making a batman au without making bruce dirt poor but we're not talking about that) and so i've finally went 'fuck it' and forcibly grabbed my laptop. I will get this done in one sitting even if it kills me.

BUT. This is about neither clone^2 danny nor about who i am calling Ocarina Batman. This is about my Danyal Al Ghul Au and more SPECIFICALLY it's me thinking about his relationship with Sam and Tucker specifically.

Tucker and Sam? Adore this asshole (affectionate) with every fiber of their being. And it is very much a reciprocated feeling, but Danny's thoughts will not be delved into much other than he would kill for them.

Tucker? The only person currently capable of getting a deep, loud, belly laugh out of Danny. Sam can get him to smile and to laugh, but it's the kind that's a chuckle-under-the-breath. The quiet, looks-down-while-huffing laughter. Snorts once with laughter and then grins stupidly.

But Tucker? Tucker can crack a slew of stupid jokes and Danny will be incapacitated for the next five minutes because he's laughing so hard that he can't breath. He lands one well-timed pun or quip and Danny will be close to tears. His laughter is their favorite sound in the whole world.

Sam is lowkey jealous of this ability, and she's gotten a belly laugh out of Danny a few times. But alas, it is Tucker who wields this power and has gotten it the most times out of the two of them.

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They're also both physically affectionate with Danny as much as possible. It started roughly around when they were 12-ish, a year since they befriended Danny, and they noticed that he sought after touch but never seemed to initiate (and was in some ways repulsed by it). They started slowly being more touchy with him. Hooking a finger around his to lead him somewhere, tapping his wrist, looping arms. Little touches, grabs, etc, to get him used to it, and once he started doing it back they started increasing it.

It's gotten to a point where he will now just. Lay on them. Like a lizard sunbathing on a rock. Leaning on their backs when they're sitting in class before the bell rings, his chin on their heads. He'll talk about anything with his arms looped around their shoulders.

If they're sitting on a couch at either of their houses, he'll lay his legs on theirs. Him and Tucker will press their feet against the other's and try and push against them (newsflash: Danny always wins, Tucker claims its the ghost strength but Danny's been winning since before his accident)

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Naturally, both Sam and Tucker know where Danny keeps his weapons on his person, and are allowed to grab them off of him if they need it. His only requirement is that they don't lose his weapons if they take it and forget to return it immediately.

They both understand how big of a thing this is from Danny, and so they do their best to treat his weapons with a lot of respect and care because they know its his way of saying he trusts them.

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Sam and Tucker are so fond of Danny it's insane. Like fr. That's their goddamn best friend, and they are so protective of him. Emotionally, physically, you name it. They will tear the head off a grown man if they need to, Danny's had scars since he arrived in Amity Park and Sam and Tucker both are going to find the person who put them there and make them pay for it.

One time, Tucker overheard a bunch of upperclass girls speaking nastily about Danny and about the rumors surrounding him, calling him names like 'freak', 'monster', etc. Danny was with him and heard it, and seemingly appeared unbothered by it, even telling Tucker that he was used to such rumors.

Tucker was so furious that hacked into the school system later that night and tanked those girls grades. They were kicked out of their clubs and had to go to mandatory tutoring for the rest of the year. He made sure to leave some way of letting them know it was him who did it.

And Sam doesn't like using her money for things, doesn't like abusing that wealth. So instead, whenever her parents talk bad about Danny, she causes a media incident that has her parents scrambling to deal with. She does something wild, outrageous by her parents' standards.

She heard some boys on the basketball team making fun of Danny once, similar to those girls had. She kicks up a fuss about something eco-unfriendly at school and forcibly holds a protest on the same day of the big home basketball game, forcing them to cancel the event and reschedule to a visiting school.

She anonymously donates money so that there's new uniforms for the team but oops! Looks like she "forgot" to donate enough money for them to get uniforms for all the team members, and strangely enough those boys in particular didn't get them! Looks like they'll have to wait until more money gets donated for the basketball team to get their new, nice uniforms. The old ones look so ratty in comparison, right?

And since the football team gets most of the sport money, that might just take awhile. And if (and when) they kick up a fuss? oops! Off the basketball team you go, :) such unsportsman-like behavior is unfit for the team.

(The only good thing about how corrupt the school system is is that she can use it to her advantage too.)

The both of them know that Danny suspects them for the sudden misfortune falling on these people, but he doesn't call them out on it. He's kinder than he used to be, but not kind enough to vouch for people who speak badly of him. Sometimes, he might just congratulate them on not getting caught.

Because Danny is their wonderful, hurt friend with a "slightly" Blue and Orange Moral code, and enough scars that people have been calling him a criminal (and worse) since he arrived in Amity Park when he was ten. And they'll be damned if he gets hurt anymore.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #danyal al ghul #its kinda hard to get my thoughts in order bc i am ✨unmedicated✨ rn BUT #this is the gist of it #i could wax poetic about how much sam and tucker adore danny as their friend but alas. the wax is not waxing. it is stuck to the paper #and i am chipping it off with my nail and its getting stuck under it.#ocarina batman has been in my head since friday someone come sedate me. him and pit fighter batman too. who is ALSO a piss poor teenage #bruce wayne who instead of a vigilante and villains is a PIT FIGHTER. he fights blindfolded thats why he's called the bat #ocarina batman's Look is if you combined punk + assassins creed aesthetic together and then gave it an ocarina #the ocarina is because i thought it'd be cool if its how he and robin communicated across long distances bc they didnt have comms #because they are ✨poor✨ and live in a one room apartment in crime alley.#and also the mental image of him sitting on. rooftop ledge in the rain playing 'song of storms' from LoZ was too fantastic to ignore #like bro imagine hearing that as a criminal. you're off doing shady shit with your gang and in the distance you hear the faint and #haunting melody of an ocarina. two of them in a call and response duet. and its getting closer. and you cannot find where #siren type shit fr fr #look he has the assassins creed hood and a long ass coat that has spikes on the end that when flared out looks like the silhouette of a bat #on fucking GOD i am this 👌 close to finding an artist doing commissions to make this for me. i am frothing at the mouth #he is 17-19 years old with his little brother-son Robin. Logically Robin is Dick but in my heart of hearts the first Robin is Jason #and he has perfected the art of getting his older brother to play songs on the pan flute for him. long pitchy whine on his own ocarina #the familiar childlike 'pleeeaaaaaaase?' and he knows he's won when there is a 10s silence on the other end before his brother plays #a lullaby.#look up 'sailor moon - pan flute (relaxing) on youtube' and when there's the thumbnail of two green skinned aliens with long blue and pink #hair. click on it. THAT is the song Bruce plays.#hhhhhhhhhhh frothing at the mouth over this au sooo fucking badly

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analviel · 1 year

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Dick's friends at Tim Drake: little shit (creepy but endearing)

Dick's friends at Damian Wayne: little shit (annoyed will throw hands with an infant but somehow eventually endearing against their will)

Sorry I put a lot in the tags and am too lazy to retype them here

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nerdpoe · 7 months

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Dick gets hit with a deaging spell.

It'll wear off in four to five months, but in the meantime he's all of two years old, and he has fully imprinted on Tim.

Damian...feels a bit betrayed.

#batman #nightwing #robin #red robin #tim drake #damian wayne #dick grayson #story prompt #deaging #two year old dick #absolutely smitten with Tim #Wants to do everything Tim does #glues himself to Tim whenever he can #and Tim's just like #“i mean. he's pretty adorable ngl”#genuinely isn't trying to rile Damian up at all #he's just vibing with a small child using him as a jungle gym #Damian refuses to admit he's jealous

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violent138 · 27 days

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In love with the (I believe canon) idea that all of Dick's neighbours know he's Nightwing (there have been multiple confirmed sighting and encounters) but because's he's such a sweetheart in and out of costume (Nightwing has comforted kids that were home alone, chased away robbers and helped someone get their groceries up when the lift was broken) that they all happily play dumb and protect him and the army of super friends and family entering and exiting that flat, all the while chiding Dick for his injuries, poor dating life and not eating well enough.

#These people are misdirecting inquires left and right #dick grayson #nightwing #he's the friendly neighbourhood everything #I adored that one set of panels where his neighbours gush about him

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mikakuna · 2 months

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i know it's just the angle but jason being shorter than tim!!!

younger brother being taller than the older brother is a dynamic we missed out on for them if jason was still alive when tim became robin (considering the height on jason's death certificate)

#his height was 4'6 if anyone wanted to know!! it's from the official batman files #though people range it to max 5'4 #first time you catch me enjoying them as brothers #but they're both so cute in tiny titans :(#JASON'S CURLY HAIRRRR #MY BABY #he looks so adorable :(#i wanna put him in my pocket #jason todd #red hood #batman #dc #tim drake #bruce wayne #tiny titans #dick grayson

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halfagone · 1 year

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!!! Damian gets into a fight with a sorcerer when he's out with the Batfam and he gets thrown across time and space, de-aging all the while, and he finally comes to a forceful stop when some lab in another dimension yanks him from the endless spiral out of control. By the time he lands, he's a baby, can barely stand on his own two feet, but retains most if not all of his memory. He's soon found by a pair of young adults, who decide to take him in until they can figure out who and where his parents are or what arrangements can be made to take care of him if there aren't any.

He quickly learns a number of things:

This is not his universe.

Batman does not exist in this plane.

His current guardians' names are Valerie and Danny.

They are NOT a couple despite acting like one. (Damian isn't going to question it, it reminds him far too much of many of his father and brothers' romances.)

He actually... kinda likes it here? (Not that he'd ever admit that.)

Meanwhile Danny and Valerie are co-parenting the shit out of this adorable little goober they found. Valerie swears she's going to go back to that nasty lab and kick each and every one of their asses. After all, they must have something to do with this! Danny has gotten so attached he holds Damian for a solid half an hour before he has to go to class/work. (It's not separation anxiety, he swears!)

Since Damian has a lot of memories, he knows how to do a lot of things but is trying to readjust with his new size and strength. It's still going, if very roughly. Occasionally he'll try to write something out to them, but it just comes out as doodles and Valerie and Danny think it's the cutest shit ever.

They hang every. single. one. on the refrigerator door.

Damian is much less amused by this. He could do far better pieces if he were just! Back! To! NORMAL!!!

Oh yeah, and the Batfam are really, really worried. And honestly a little terrified once the sorcerer tells them more about the spell they used on Damian. But hey! Damian is being well-taken care of and that's all that matters.

(Also someone breaks into their apartment once and Danny absolutely shivs the guy and it's in that moment that Damian accepts his new, unconventional family.)

#dpxdc #dpxdc prompt #i think damian deserves to be taken care of #in a wide range of increasingly concerning circumstances #valerie reminds him of jason #and danny reminds him of dick #it makes them more tolerable #but then they kick ass and adore him #as he so rightfully deserves!#in his opinion #and thus they gain his seal of approval

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mahoushojounightmares · 2 months

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Happy Valentine day too my parents …..

One day ……..

( 😭😭😭😭 they loved eachother so damn bad )

#they were so sweet and hot and loving and adored eachother so much UGH #like i could ramble for weeks which … just look in my tags on my Dickkory tag I HAVE #Kory really made Dick who he is and i will be the first to admit that Kory didn’t get half as much growth out the relationship but I feel —#that even if they aren’t together It will always be a bright spot in both their lives #if DC stopped making Dick regress to Batman-Lite and express emotions like Kory basically taught and helped him too would be great too 🫥#and maybe they could even let Kory actually finally be accepted and loved regardless thanks so much DC #dc #dc comics #dick grayson #god kory looks gorgeous #koriand'r #dickkory

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overtake · 9 months

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gp is going to fight this man one day

#he’s such a dick 😭 i adore him #max verstappen

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robstarsupremacy · 18 days

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nightwing appreciation post

i adore dick grayson as robin also love him as nightwing

hes so fine

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frnkiebby · 27 days

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it’s really fucking rude of him honestly to be pretty like this~🎃

#what a fuckin dick #being all concentrated and shit #that adorable frowny focus face #i mean seriously #how dare he #and why #for what reason #i wanna throw him #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

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puppetmaster13u · 7 months

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Meat Marionette #10?????

I am wheezing over the thought of the kids throwing out right fits whenever they get gunk in their feathers and refusing to take baths. And then throwing fits when Bruce starts to groom their feathers and fur.

Also just pondering about the league trying to do a meeting after a mission and just hearing unholy shrieking in the next room over the moment the door to the hall opens.

Au is a combo of my cryptid batfam & @phoenixcatch7 's Possessed Doll Au, check them out <3

#meat marionette au #batman au #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #bruce wayne #dick grayson #robin #Dick: I AM CLEAN ENOUGH #Bruce: Stop squirming and you *will be*#The league: *rising concern over the distressed noises down the hall*#Dick is so annoyed and puffy after getting a bath #But at least it's not water #then he'd be very fluffy and then where would his intimidation points go?!#He does not realize he's not scary to the league because they deal with his dad #Also they've never seen him going hunting in Gotham so he looks like a fluffy adorably bby to them #Dick: Why can't I kill Zucco >:/#Bruce: More than half of a human's entire body's worth of bones are in their hands #Dick: oh?#Dick: OH!#Dick: >:)#batdad #Look Bruce canonically went to medical school he probably has randoms bits of knowledge on how to hurt someone while keeping them alive lol

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bitchiepudding · 2 days

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Ok but which members of the batfamily speak with a jersey accent?

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fandomaddict505 · 3 months

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Help why is this so menacing

#idk how i feel about beanix yet #on the one hand hes still nick and i adore him #on the other… damn did he deserve that punch #hes such a dick sometimes lol #aj:aa live blog #phoenix wright #beanix

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vaguely-concerned · 7 months

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I am so mad about how desperately into pan I am. he was specifically made to fuck me up. they dangled him in front of me like 'hey would you like to see a sad clown trickster with emotional intimacy issues and a heart of, if not gold, then some mysterious alloy with qualities not at all unlike those of gold at the end of the day?' and I went 'boy would I!' and now I'm lost. I'm on my knees he's like if reyes vidal was actually redeemable instead of just a 'release my man he did do all of that but I don't care' situation

#the way he seems so genuinely *delighted* by grace finding her voice and wants her to be able to make her music again #even when she's not the muse anymore............ what the fuck that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard in my LIFE dude #low-key grace's biggest fan musically at least fhsajkd #stray gods #stray gods pan #(this is not a slam on reyes btw the fact that he's unconscionable is part of the appeal in that specific case lol)#I went into the game mostly blind and from what I had seen I fully intended to romance freddie #and then... this bitch shows up for literally one song and I have to restart the whole thing before I even get to challenging a queen #because I now desire the goat guy carnally and I want to duet with him for the rest of forever thank u #also I don't think I can ever not romance him now seeing the contrast between what he gets up to in the endings #what do you MEAN if you don't romance him he just goes off and no one knows where he is. he's still just so alone??? no not on my watch #(if freddie is dead ( :( ) and you romance him there's an *adorable* part in the epilogue where he tells you hekate has him running around #getting lost relics back in a series of distinctly indiana jones-esque misadventures and it sounds like he's having the time of his life #if this is what it takes for him to actually talk to his family without anyone being complete dicks about it I must solemnly accept #the terrible burden of kissing him on every single run through of this game. it cannot be helped it's out of my hands now)

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rainymoodlet · 6 months

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Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[ New Arrivals and Old Friends ]

Part 1 of 4 💐

@duusheen @foxsimthings

#ts4 #ts4 challenge #ts4 screenshots #ts4 bachelor challenge #ts4 story #keaton strattion by duusheen #eoin einfeld by foxsimthings #||#they're HEEEERE 💗#look at how good they look!! :')#i hope you like the hair i stuck on eoin!! i couldn't get the file for his hair that you sent me to show up??#and i was dicking around in cas and slapped that one on him and i utterly adored it #eoin was in a bad mood and Angry the minute i loaded him into the world #and keaton was Fine and i thought it was just so funny for their different personalities #eoin is super tense!!! about being out in the public eye again like this #whereas keaton is like 'okay i was totally sold on not coming and now i'm here... hoo boy'#he doesn't actually want to go back home he's just bein a good ol country boy and tryin to make eoin feel more comfortable fjkhfd #meanwhile eoin is this 🤏 close to full on fighting the few paparazzi that have shown up to the airport

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