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saetoru · 2 years

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hi we’re not moots but for the writing thing maybe meeting gojo after he rear ends your car?? idk if that works but i know he would try to play it off

“we were on a fucking red light,” you pinch your nose, eyeing the nonchalant and asshole of a stranger in front of you. “how do you manage to hit someone on a god damn red light?”

he only grins, chuckles like it’s nothing, like he didn’t just hit your car from the back and ruin the bumper. “accidents happen, sweetheart,” he says smoothly, “how about i buy you a coffee to make up for it?”

“a coffee? you owe me a whole bumper,” you seethe, “and don’t fucking call me sweetheart, you incapable jackass.”

he pouts, holds a hand over his chest like you’ve wounded him, looks at you through his sunglasses with the audacity to glint amusement in his (annoyingly perfect) blue eyes.

“you’re a mean one,” he whines, “are you this mean to every handsome stranger you meet? because then you must be single. are you single, by the way?” he wiggles his brows, smirk curling wider across his face.

you huff—and then you pull out your phone.

“i’m calling the cops—”

“don’t do that, sweetheart,” he coos, “don’t worry.” he takes his sunglasses off, perfect blue eyes fully on display now to compliment the charming smile you want to punch so badly, “i’ll get you a bumper and a coffee. what do you say?”

#writing.exercises #god i hate him #he’s so infuriating #how badly do i want to kiss him senseless ?!?#pretty badly 😒#ALSO I JUST WROTE A CAR ONE FJSJFJD #two car ones in a row omg

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hellneedsaruler · 2 years

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My mum just asked me if there was something between them and i just discovered a new kind of laugh

#the wtf laugh #the i hate him laugh #the i don’t wanna be her laugh #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #I’m having so many mixed feelings aboutvhim #he’s so infuriating #screaming into the tumblr void #random thoughts #hellsy ready to commit crimes #college blog

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draemers · 4 months

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why do i have to compete with my boyfriend’s siblings to. see him over the holidays

#cat complains #he’s so infuriating #everytime we hang out during christmas he just wants to be back home to hang out with his brother and sister which is fine but also like we #live in different cities so i don’t see him often either #he’s been invited out for a meal with his family on new year when we were supposed to be spending it together #and his family actually haven’t invited me for some silly reason (??)#not in a weird way but wouldn’t. they invite their son’s partner ???#i’m not being self entitled i’m sure it’s just normal #and it hasn’t even crossed his mind #i feel bad ALL THE TIME bc i feel like whenever we hang out im taking him away from his family #and my family isn’t huge so i guess i can’t understand #but ughhhh his sister drops everything to see her bf so. why does mine prioritise them over me but then is that normal IDK

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cowboysmp3 · 11 months

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sorry not to continue to talk about ace attorney but during AA2 when edgeworth comes back and is like oh no stupid wright u will simply never understand me and my motives u can’t get it u can’t comprehend it IS HE TALKING ABOUT PERSUING THE TRUTH??? THE THING THAT PHOENIX TOLD HIM TO DO IN TJE FIRST PLACE???

#i’m on farewell my turnabout or w/e #BUT ITS SO HIGHLY ALLUDING TO EDGEWORTH BEING SO COMMITTED TO THE TRUTH NOW #and being like oh stupid wright u simply don’t get it ♥️#he’s so infuriating #i love him so dearly #the tension in this case is PALPABLE #although tbf if the guy i chased for over 10 years faked his own suicide bc u fundamentally shook his whole worldview #and then came back a year later like nothing happened #and proceeded to act like ur silly and stupid #i would be acting far worse than phoenix #i do be kicking my feet twirling my hair every time he shows up though #he’s sososososo annoying and yet

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bruciemilf · 1 month

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Headcanon that, every year on their birthday, Kryptonians get new superpowers.

Clark doesn’t really keep track; That’s Bruce’s job, for the most part. This year? Mediumship.

me·di·um·ship

/the capacity, function, or profession of a spiritualistic medium/

“Communication with spirits,” Bruce has this habit of nicking his thumb with his teeth, pretty, hazel eyes glossy with thought. Clark doesn’t need supervision to see how beautiful he is when his mind’s at work. “Fascinating.”

“Yep,”

Clark watches Thomas Wayne’s ghost give him the glare of the century behind his son’s back.

The skin of his jawline is entirely ripped off, peeled by Joe Chill’s gun, like the news article said. Sincerely, the Wayne glare scares Clark more.

“Fascinating.”

#thomas being a protective father and fucking with every suitor from #beyond the grave my beloved. he bothers Clark in small — but infuriating — ways. breaking all the chargers in his home.#so Clark can’t work from home or get work done on time. shut off the electricity in the middle of his interviews or meetings.#or talking to Bruce. writing articles about Perry white and blaming it on Clark. calling Lex Luthor hot.#PROTECTIVE DADDY THOMAS THATS ALL #bruce wayne #superbat #battinson #clark kent #thomas wayne #dc comics #dc #batman #text #text post

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fakeoutbf · 2 years

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#talking to my father is so fucking annoying #the only reason i can’t get a new phone with my own money is bc i had to ask for a student loan bc he couldn’t pay for tuition #and you’d think he’d wanna do something nice for me or get me a gift or idek #which he hasn’t done for years btw #but no he just wants to argue with me about it saying it’s so expensive and i’m not gonna use it to generate money which 😒#it’s an investment for me to make my life easier idgaf if i make money with it or not??#i’ll use my phone for whatever tf i want it’s none of his concern #anyway i can’t buy one on my own bc he isn’t paying his part of the loan so all my money’s going into that #and he was like if i was richer i still wouldn’t pay for it #which fuck you for going back on a deal actually and if he were richer i wouldn’t have had to apply for the loan so #he’s so infuriating

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queerofthedagger · 13 days

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the thing i feel people don't really take enough into account when it comes to arthur's supposed obliviousness regarding merlin's magic is that merlin is the absolute opposite of what arthur has been raised to believe sorcerers to be. merlin is clumsy and kind and - in the earlier seasons - like walking sunshine. he so obviously has negative desire for actual power, nor any respect for it, and while arthur absolutely knows that merlin isn't stupid, he 100% is an idiot.

and it's not stupid or ignorant on his part! people just do this, whenever they are taught someone who does or believes a certain thing is inherently evil! it's never the friendly guy next door who snacks half of your breakfast and then just grins when you complain, obviously not! arthur trusts merlin even early on, and beyond belief later on. of course merlin can basically do magic in front of him, because there is no part of arthur that actually thinks someone like merlin could have magic. you don't see what you're 100% convinced can't be there. if he ever got there, his already brittle construct of indoctrination and supposed repeated confirmation of said construct would crumble immediately! as it does in dotd after like, a day. it only doesn't in regards to morgana because as far as arthur is concerned, the moment she started using magic she became the cold and ruthless enemy he still couldn't bring himself to actually pursue! like.

it's very easy to think it's startingly oblivious, but one thing i really wish people would keep in mind a little more is that the viewer watches from a different point of view, and operates with a whole other set of information. that arthur operates under a certain worldview in an environment that does not teach to question it at all, and gives little opportunity to do so. it's actually wild arthur questions uther's teachings as often as he does, and considering that every time he does, they, to his knowledge, just get confirmed again (nimueh, morgause, morgana, uther's death, and so on and so forth), it's even wilder that he keeps doing it

#*mine #mona's rambling #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #bbcm #yea yea once again in the arthur trenches but i've been meaning to say this for SO long so yk #merlin meta #like. it's not as if he can go google 'are sorcerers actually evil'#he only has people's words and people's actions for it and his overall experience on that front is. uhm. not good #to put it mildly #it's frankly a lil infuriating but also very on the zeitgeist how this just rarely gets taken into account #but like. let's not go there i've managed to be so nice imma shut up while i'm ahead and all that <3

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willowser · 4 months

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katsuki standing in the kitchen, sneering across the bar while he tells your daughter, "if y'don't get. away. from that tree, i'm gonna put you in this oven and cook. you." and she just gives him the very typical bakugou smirk, and puts back the unopened present she'd snatched up.

#he finds it both so infuriating and also cute and funny #his lil brat !!!!#cw children #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: dad bakugou

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salteytakesonmanga · 9 months

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BIG DISHONORABLE MENTION FOR THIS WORD CHOICE. Zoro does not call Nami a “scheming woman.” What is with the translators making Zoro into a complete hater towards Nami?? Vivi says she can’t understand what Miss All Sunday is thinking, and Zoro replies “we’ve already got that type of person on this ship.” He never said anything about women at all! If you think of someone on the ship whose thought process is completely incomprehensible…

…HE’S TALKING ABOUT LUFFY.

#one piece #op ch114 #saltey takes on one piece #vivi #nami #zoro #usopp #roronoa zoro #nefertari vivi #dishonorable mention #i am going to bite something #i really think these early translators looked at zoro's character design and were like 'i know what type of character this is'#and just translated all his lines like he was a complete asshole #because that's his 'type'#absolutely infuriating #i don't think any other character gets it so bad

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sawsomesauce · 25 days

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Costas Mandylor as Mark Hoffman in some promotional and behind the scenes stills for various Saw films between V and VII (3D). also featuring Saw V (2008) director David Hackl.

#noticed a distinct lack of hoffman on my blog so I'm evening things out even though he's infuriating #the last one is basically just the evil kermit the frog meme #has anyone re-made that with hoffman yet?#saw #saw v #saw vi #saw 3d #sawposting #horror #david hackl #costas mandylor #mark hoffman #behind the scenes #promotional stills

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surreal-duck · 30 days

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after school chats

no but like really. he really has talked about him That much. maybe even more. along with how hajime really likes love talk in canon it spiraled into this mdgskkjsdhg

#alternatively: if i had a nickel for each time hajime has mentioned midori apparently talking about yuzuru to him before id have 2 nickels #which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice #minicomic tag #duck scribbles #doodles #midori takamine #hajime shino #enstars #this is kind of a nothingburger but take it anyways #*shoujo mangafies her*#if you can spot the ultra specific references here then i shake your hand. theres two of them #hes so smitten its kind of infuriating sometimes #midoyuzu #yuzumido #ensemble stars

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matd0 · 1 year

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Drew like a dark, fucked up version of eyeless jack wearing a croptop haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

<3

#a shirt is a shirt #creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #creepypasta art #eyeless jack #eyeless jack fanart #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta ej #honestly i feel like he would wear one #yk??????#anyway. i used a different drawing program so this was kinda infuriating to draw

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yes-asil · 11 months

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Dream Team is going to turn 10 this year, so a decade passed with me giggling at Luigi on the bottom screen doing a little jolt in his sleep whenever I jump.

Also; headcanon that he has been nothing but sleepy since he arrived on the island and Mario is constantly worried Luigi's gonna fall flat on his face during battles in real life/is hurting him while traveling through his dream world.

#mario #luigi #nintendo #mario and luigi #asil and art #his character arc is so cute pleaseeeee #and yeah mentioning it once again but my B button is messed up so Luigi keeps getting hit #I've been dealing with this for 4 years I refuse to give up on my 3DS #I put ALL of my extra points and beans into his defence/hp #so he has a single fighting chance #while Mario gets the attack and speed boost #he has to take those enemies down in one shot or Luigi is dead next round ksjdhkd #the beehosses are the most infuriating just get away from me

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wwxsflutesolo · 9 months

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"Chuuya. Come to your senses. Our fate will not end in a place like this. Because you and I are destined to—"

@/kedreeva// ernest hemingway - the old man and the sea// death cab for cutie - summer years// unknown// unknown// lidia yuknavitch - the chronology of water: a memoir// richard siken - saying your names// taylor swift - gorgeous// unknown// victor hugo - les miserables// jeanette winterson - lighthousekeeping// sylvia Plath - lady lazarus// margaret atwood - power politics// tory adkisson - Anecdote of the Pig//richard siken - planet of love, wishbone// ethel cain - hard times// margaret atwood - variations on the word love

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honeypleasejustkillme · 11 months

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i’ve talked about this before but a bpd symptom i absolutely HATE is the lack of emotional permanence.

no matter how many loving people i have in my life, the second they are gone it's like i was never loved and that it's all in my imagination but as soon as they come back, it's like i've never been sad

#actually bpd #actually mentally ill #bpd #bpd fp #actually borderline #bpd vent #bpd favorite person #bpd shitposting #bpd problems #bpd mood #i HATE this so much #lacking emotional permanence is one of the worst things for me because i look crazy to outsiders #haven’t seen my fp in 4 hours? i am literally sobbing on the floor believing that i’ve never felt this kind of debilitating pain in my life #but as soon as he comes back it’s like i’ve never been upset before..#so so so embarrassing and infuriating

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leskillmoids · 2 months

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“the word lesbophobia is used by terfs a lot so i don’t trust regular people who use it. blame the terfs though.”

you are on a lesbian subreddit. the way this would’ve peaked me if i hadn’t been a radfem already like be so fucking fr

#woah it’s almost like you ARENT a lesbian #because if you were you would actually care about real lesbians and women #it’s so infuriating i hope he dies #radblr #radical feminist safe #radical feminists do interact #radical feminism #terfblr

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