#he feels himbo
Text
Something about Joaquin Phoenix in Signs (2002) feels so slutty (affectionate)
Swing away 🤭😏
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
You look sporty today! 🏀🏈⚽️
#doodle#stardew valley#stardew valley alex#stardew alex#he’s such a gym bro#but like the healthy positive himbo kind yknow#its all about the grind and the gains bro#but make it healthy at your own pace#i lowkey feel like he’ll never go pro mostly because he’s had an knee injury#but he goes back to college after a gap year in junior year but for like sports medicine#and maybe he part times as a gym teacher/works as a zumba intructor for the ladies of pelican town#either way sports medicine and he adopts like a super healthy mindset and would be able to help shane and his recovery process
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
when you just finished fkng on top of a grave, but you have feelings you gotta sort out
(they're just nekkie, but since I dont know the state of tmblr cens0rship - and I had drawings flagged where people were fully dressed before) you get the white halo of doom - but you can see the full pages on my twitter!! I drew some nice butts so pls check them out :3c)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 astarion#bg3 spoilers#khael tav#disegna e bevi#khael was this close to let astarion ascend because he was in a Not So Good Place at that point#the shadowlands fucked him up then orin killed yenna and at that point he couldve just let it all go#he only dnd bc he got scared of the kind of person that would made him#I have so many feelings about my baby boy and I cant put them all in these tags I realize jdsjfjsd#I just wanted to play a silly himbo barbarian#otp: Warding Bond
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
the quiet tragedy of verin being the one who never quite made it out.
for most of their lives, essek was the one who was entrenched in expectations, in the politics of their den. while verin was stationed far from the heart of the dynasty, ostensibly free from the eyes of his elders, essek was sitting beside their mother in court and speaking before the queen. and it made sense, because essek had always been better at all of it — the posturing, the sweet-talking, the ladder-climbing. his brother the black sleep was still his brother the prodigy; his brother the heretic was still his brother the shadowhand.
but then, essek meets new people and they get through to him and change him and make him softer, make him better (and why them? what is it about them, that they could do what verin never could?) and he runs. he gives up the title and the status and the power and leaves it all (leaves verin) behind.
suddenly, verin is the lone newsoul of den thelyss, the one with all eyes on him, with the expectations meant for two brothers falling squarely on his shoulders and only his in the absence of their other target. he is still the youngest of his den, the one they all watch and wait to be disappointed by, but there is no one to share that burden with anymore and all at once it becomes painfully clear that distance never really was freedom.
essek has a family, then — not a den but a family, with love and trust and care and warmth and all the things essek once called verin childish for craving — and a welcoming home to go to with someone who loves him waiting there and a garden in the front yard, and verin is left still fighting demons under the banner of a god (of a family, of a home) he only half-believes in.
and maybe they see each other more often then. maybe bazzoxan is remote enough that it’s safe for essek to visit in disguise. maybe essek’s friends come too and are kind enough to offer a taste of what essek has now and verin can almost believe it’s his too. maybe essek doesn’t even fight it anymore when verin insists on hugging him. but how much can that really fix? how much can it really change?
an unloved man leaves no one behind when he finally makes a better life for himself, but essek was never an unloved man. not really.
#listen i have a lot of feelings about verin#hes the kindhearted himbo of the family yes but he also is A Thelyss and weve seen the baggage that comes with#i think on the surface hed be thrilled for essek and love the nein#but it definitely wouldnt be an easy thing to stomach#i imagine its like the feeling of your sibling going to college and leaving you with your shitty parents but like. times a hundred#like ‘im so happy for you but i want to be happy for myself too and you getting out mightve just locked me in so where do we go from here’#fuck man sibling relationships are so messy im going feral#we never even get to SEE verin but he haunts the entirety of essek’s arc and im incapable of being normal about it#cr meta#verin thelyss#essek thelyss#the thelyss brothers#den thelyss#the mighty nein#c2#critical role#critical role meta
601 notes
·
View notes
Text
beelzebub who has obscure knowledge because he cares so much about his brothers' interests, they become his, too – or, a slight beelzebub character study at 3am because i need it and so do you.
beelzebub who can name every constellation in the night sky of all three realms, who knows both astrology and astronomy, who has read all of belphie's essays and research papers, who was there when they were written.
beelzebub who knows how to play (and cheat, and win) about every casino game, who knows how to do fast math even if he doesn't really care for it, who checks the fucking stock market every morning to see if mammon's mood will be affected by it or not.
beelzebub who knows the difference between the scent of white and red roses, who knows how to properly do your (and his) makeup, who has memorised which products are good for his complexion and how many times a day he needs to apply sunscreen, because asmo swears that the fridge light hits him as much as the sun would have in the human world.
beelzebub who can quote jane austen and poe and shakespeare and euripides from memory, who makes references from books that were destroyed with the library of alexandria, who knows about every breed of cat there is, who listens to satan explain whose fur is the thickest and whose the softest.
beelzebub who will rewatch tsl for hours, who will carry boxes upon boxes of games upstairs, who will (poorly) draw ruri from memory, who will know how to play most games levi hyperfixates on and the plot from most anime he has rambled about.
beelzebub who knows even the most bizzare of genres of music, who can taste the difference between a thousand year and a thousand and one year aged demonus, who immediately recognises the jazz song lucifer is playing when he wants to spend quality time with him but doesn't want to disturb him.
beelzebub who, if you ask him about his interests, will reply that he doesn't really have any, who will search within him for an ounce of self, who will give up after a while because he is six beings in one, and he doesn't know if there's room for one more.
beelzebub who decides that it's okay to be a mosaic of his favourite beings, who finds out that he has been carrying seven in him all along, who gazes in your – a human's – eyes and understands why she fought and why she fell and why she tried so much.
beelzebub who, in his spare time, will go in the human world to visit museums and archaeological sites and long abandoned villages, who will reminisce about when everything he just saw was once new and shining, who will retrace the steps he took aeons ago, alone this time.
beelzebub who often feels lost, who grieves and eats and grieves some more, who carries the memory of his sister because he once read that one truly stops existing when they are forgotten, yet smiles when he sees red roses and shiny coins and old books and video games and cursed records and the starry sky, who sighs into your neck right before he falls asleep and promises to never forget the way your skin feels under his.
beelzebub who, without you asking him, tells you he likes flowers and animals, who likes everything the sun touches, whose eyes glimmer when you ask him to tell you about yarrows and their meaning and their colours, who will explain in a heartbeat, just for you.
beelzebub whose self is a wounded one, a fighting one, whose self is a memory box he just keeps adding into, a scrapbook of eternity's erosion, who finds happiness in the little things, in the simple things, who binds his family together.
beelzebub who loved and loves and will love until there's nothing of him left, until he is the last one remembering, until the night sky is no longer a painting, but just an accumulation dead stars.
#obey me#obey me shall we date#beelzebub obey me#beelzebub x reader#i feel like he has so much depth#and if he doesn't he does in my head#some people only view him as the nom nom himbo but good lord#i beg to differ#finally being able to let out the 2 year beel brainrot to real humans and not the voices in my head is fantastic#i hope this wasn't too messy#sing me a song // the song of our glory
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
got a stupid doodle comic idea a few days ago so I drew it😭
I love corny mariano who makes unhinged jokes! Dolores laughed her ass off for at least 10 minutes tears in her eyes 💀
#encanto#encanto disney#disneys encanto#isabela madrigal#disney’s encanto#encanto fanart#dolores madrigal#camilo madrigal#mariano guzman#I feel like Mariano would say stuff like this#he’s a dumb himbo but we love him for it#good thing he’s not actually at the table#Mirabel would fight him if she heard it#jacarandaaaaasart
106 notes
·
View notes
Text
Me, every time I read a fic where Sebastian is portrayed as a deeply in denial about his feelings simp:
#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fandom#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x reader#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow fanfiction#it gets me every fucking time#he’s just a dumb little baby#every also is highly aware of his feelings#love that feral himbo
379 notes
·
View notes
Text
Janek had a dream about Saskia and let's just say it wasn't a pleasing one...
#curse of strahd art#curse of strahd#dnd art#comic#at least he figured out he might have some kind of feelings for Saskia#he's a big himbo bard/paladin#figuring things out isn't his strongest suit#janek and saskia
78 notes
·
View notes
Text
Does anyone else feel like Aylinluna was horribly out of character this episode?? I've heard that apparently some things were cut, so that might be the reason but it still felt weird. Like ur telling me Luna, who has literally been so respectful of Aylin's boundaries literally even last episode, is suddenly forcing her to go out of her comfort zone?? Okay, fine, I understand the concept of wanting ur gf to get along with ur friends, but ur telling me Luna wouldn't stand up for Aylin when someone is clearly getting in her face and making her uncomfortable?? That she would call her an ALIEN??!!!
#look how they massacred my boy#everyone clap that i even spelled that word#god idk today's ep just felt off in general#ongsasun the only saving grace#also let me tell u#u can rlly tell they r lesbians#the only other gmmtv show I've watched was bad buddy#and each step for those boys was like pulling teeth#these two r like doing a speedrun compared to that#they went confess ✅ start dating ✅ kiss ✅ have sex ✅#am i allowed to say sex on tumblr???#also that's what happened right dhsh#imagine if the towel just fell#next ep starts and its ongsa like OH FUCK SORRY#anyway back to aylinluna#the fuck is up with ton#i have such mixed feelings abt that man#sometimes he's a himbo and slay and all#but sometimes he acts like he has the brain of a toddler#earlier episodes luna would've slapped him !!#like what do u mean everyone is like U OKAY after he just accosted not one but two girls#ugh idk#i just dont like how they seem to be going the route of: im ur gf so im gonna baby u#come psppss come socialize silly#LEAVE LUNA ALONE SHE WOULDN'T#also am i crazy but like Aylin's interacted with those ppl before#maybe not ton and mawin but everyone is acting as if she hadn't been making strides in social interaction already#23.5#23.5 the series#aylinluna
52 notes
·
View notes
Text
Getting a little emotional over Colin and Jamie in 3x09, what with that long hug and the “I love you so much, man”. because Colin was one of Jamie’s side-pricks way back when, and that’s different from, say, Sam being the victim of Jamie’s very overt bullying (not that Colin escaped the vicious barbs by being a sycophant; jaundiced worm and everything). Like, the anger you can feel towards someone that did not only treat you badly but also inspired and encouraged your own bad behaviour? Yeah. Sometimes being complicit in the nastiness makes it even harder to forgive.
Yet here they are, and not that much later. And it’s not just them being fine with each other, either, not just them getting along well enough to make do: it’s Jamie saying we got you and then holding and holding and holding Colin after his stellar perfomance in that match, and Colin telling Jamie that he loves him so much. However unequal and destructive it started out, it’s such a great thing for both of them now, and I do love that.
#colin hughes#jamie tartt#colin and jamie both have this sassy himbo vibe#OF COURSE they’d get along like a house on fire#once jamie stops being an asshole#and colin feels confident enough not to just go along with whatever#i am so so interested in how colin navigated jamie’s return#because he was initally among the most angry and vengeful#and i do think that part – though certainly not even nearly all! – of that is him struggling with his own guilt#or distaste of the person he'd once been in part because of jamie tartt#delicious complicated feelings...#3x09#meta#well for a certain value of meta...#happy midsummer y'all!
185 notes
·
View notes
Text
Nimona very much is the kind of person who somehow had like twelve knives on her person at all times despite having like two tiny pockets. Ballister very quickly learns to stop trying to confiscate all of them.
#Nimona#ballister boldheart#headcanon#nimona headcanon#look me in the eye and tell me it's not canon#i feel like it would take way longer for ambrosius to learn. he's got a bit of a himbo-boyscout vibe to him
147 notes
·
View notes
Text
AHHHHAHAHAHAHHHH
ahh
AHH
MYBROTHERGOTTHISFORMEGUYS
gUYS-
i want to put it in my mouth
🫠
#pro snape#severus snape#harry potter#snapedom#professor snape#snape snape severus snape#AHHH#christmas gift#I opened it and just froze in awe for a minute and everyone was laughing at me. my other brother saw it and groaned like “kid.... no....”.#Have I ever talked about how one of my brothers has an entire theory that movie snape is 100% a Himbo and cannot be unconvinced? No?#He sits on my dresser and makes me feel shame when I don't live my life properly#my family is worried but at least my bro is an enabler#and of course he's scowling I would have it no other way thank you god this day for our daily snape
65 notes
·
View notes
Note
swings with you. i think sidon is the perfect capsulation of how men and mlm ships take precedent. he's a fairly boring character 😭 the only thing he really has going for him is that he's hot and "himbo" so ppl r obsessed w shipping him w twink link.
why are conversations about sidon so predominant when the narrative of totk is so clearly putting more focus on zelda. can she have one thing im begging here
thank god im not the only one. christ. like i feel like the only thing sidon has going for him is that he's a hot man. his story is like. fairly straightforward 'i had a family member who died and i am grieving her' which like. multiple other characters in botw had. i would argue that the other champions in botw had more interesting stories than him (riju's struggles to lead her people at age FOURTEEN, teba fighting for his son and the future of his family, etc etc.) sidon isn't a BAD character by any means but he wasn't a GREAT character either and i NEVER saw any chemistry between him and link. 90% of what people seem to like about him is just. fanon shit. can we please just drop him and talk about women for once i am begging
#AND HE ISNT EVEN REALLY A HIMBO IN THE GAME??#like i assume that came from the whole 'never met a hylian' thing maybe??? but that was just like. because he is a zora.#they are an isolated society and on their timescale the calamity happened very recently of course he was sheltered???#like someone please show me the textual himbo sidon evidence. i do not see it#asks#also not to be insane but i feel like no sidlink shipper EVER has considered the like. actual implications of this ship.#'hello ex boyfriend of my dead sister who i am still grieving for. she wanted to marry you btw. want to date me now' ?????????????#ugh. anyway. i swear i do not hate sidlink guys im just SO TIRED
231 notes
·
View notes
Text
Who is your favorite Pedro character?
This is just a general poll cause I am curious and I wanna know everyone else's preferences!! I am a Din gal through and through, there is nothing I do not love about that bucket head bitch and his green son, but Frankie Morales and Joel Miller are a close second (thanks to the beautiful fic that is out there for them)
#if I had to rank for myself it would be din then joel/frankie then javi p#I kind of see Din/joel/javi p in the same category of characterization and emotional expression#then there are the himbos oberyn/javi g#and dave york I feel like is in a category all on his own cause he has that asshole tendency persona and is almost always a dom in fics#and then agent whiskey is a bit of a wildcard to me?#pedro pascal characters#din djarin#joel miller#frankie morales#javier pena#dave york#javi gutierrez#oberyn martell#agent whiskey#curious to hear everyone else's choices ;)
169 notes
·
View notes
Text
Even more Meat Marionettes
So with them drinking Lazarus water in their second bodies I am debating on their flesh, like the insides of their mouths and such being a bright lazarus green. Maybe their blood glows green under a blacklight.
Honestly Bruce is definitely the first to get a body, and I feel like these three depictions of his, Kate's, and Alfred's are later ones and that the first ones have more exposed muscle and flesh, at least right after they emerge from the Hive.
It's about that time that if they really want things changed about the bodies that they do so. I like to think that Bruce dipped his claws in metal but later found that said claws were now actually made of said metal after about a week or so.
Which is also when they probably realize that the bodies are evolving as they control them.
Alfred probably had a body next, just never went down in the Hive so it was in stasis within the deeper caves for a very long time. Which I feel like they do eventually make walkways of sorts to the deeper tunnels after several of the kids get the call down or suddenly waking up in a completely new form.
His I feel has more gnarled looking spikes and claws because it's been un-used for so long. Not to mention that he's up right above the tunnels for quite a bit longer than the rest of the batfam seeing as he's not going out as an active vigilante.
I feel like Kate's body is still more fleshy colored for longer because she spends so much time in Bludhaven. The tunnels do reach the sister city, but they're shallower, newer and not as ancient as the depths below Gotham.
Eventually if becomes so in line with the rising mythology about her that the red and fleshy-colored patterns stay. Also kind of random but Kate knows how to use guns seeing as she's military trained. So imagine if a 10'+ monstrosity that was already kicking your ass suddenly picked up your gun lmao
(Click for Bigger pics)
For those not familiar to the Au, it's pretty much a combination of my What's Outside au and @phoenixcatch7's Possessed Doll au. Go check their wonderful AU out, do it, it deserves so much love <3
#meat marionette au#batman au#art#cryptid batman#cryptid batfam#batman#batwoman#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#kate kane#creature design#world building#If anyone has played the game Scorn that's the same vibes for the Hive#Alfred is the secret cryptid of the cryptids lmao#Last time the Nightwalker was spotted was after one of the robins was maimed#The bats might not kill but that didn't stop Alfred from ripping the Joker limb from limb for hurting his grandchildren and son#They may not kill but that is not reassuring it is in fact a threat#Random thing but I feel like Bruce starts growing out his hair in his base human body#Since he doesn't have to worry about it getting grabbed or fitting under a cowl or anything & his kids can help do his hair if they want to#It's for sleepover purposes & for helping with his tired himbo dad mask as Brucie (the whole playboy one never made sense when he has kids)#(Like a *Lot* of kids that are the perfect excuse to leave Galas and avoid idiots)#I apologize if I am spamming you Phoenix#I need ideas for each of the batkids but I am tempted to give Red Hood a partially exposed skull
68 notes
·
View notes
Text
"beef" on netflix is so fucking good. i love a show about a small event that turns into something insane that nobody involved could have possibly predicted. also i like steven yeun. spoilers in tags
#amy and danny constantly trying to ruin each other's lives only to constantly get into deeper and deeper shit themselves is. peak.#spoilers follow:#literally like half the main cast dying in a gunfight with cops is Also something i could not have predicted.#rip jordan my favorite toxic lesbian queen. she was only there to start shit. stealing her brothers gf. her constant gay tension w amy#and then she GOT BISECTED???? girls it turned into a horror movie straight up so fast... poor naomi she was just there to fuck bitches.....#liza post#beef netflix#live liza reaction. if they reconcile over paul dying horribly i will have . feelings#anyways RIP paul he was like my favorite character. i love a stupid ass himbo#everyone in this show is a terrible person and it's extremely entertaining#'I AM NOT HELPING YOU UNLESS YOU USE NICE WORDS' you both just crashed your cars off a cliff after chasing each other down. ok#'i see your life' 'you poor thing'#it's such a good show at being funny and dark and poetic and Good. also crow motif xoxo#update PAUL ALIVE SWAG
138 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
ayaksss-is
Ayaks
biatrindade
Literalmente Eu
51092
51, 092
laufeysonrexx
Slowly, intimately
51092
51, 092