"beef" on netflix is so fucking good. i love a show about a small event that turns into something insane that nobody involved could have possibly predicted. also i like steven yeun. spoilers in tags

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

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So I played this game the other weekend

totk's real genre: slapstick comedy (x)

Steve helpfully offering his hand to everyone boarding the boat, only to get ignored or unnoticed every single time. that’s it, that’s the post

EVERY ONE of Leah’s line deliveries as Annabeth in that first short little conversation in the bathroom is so perfect and I can’t understand HOW. How did she do that.

literally the best option for establishing first contact

Miles “Who’s Morales” vs Gwen “Gwwwwanda” vs Pavtir “You seem like a nice young woman I do not know” FIGHT

- This kid's gotta get his ego in check. - It's his tone. Right?

#anz12kparty

July 28 prompts: Family / Dustin and his dads

innocently logging in to look at the Twst schedule for May like

Love love LOVE the focus on Joel’s boots during his rampage in the hospital. Because it’s not in a fit of rage, or desperation. Joel’s face is blank. He’s not thinking about consequences of his actions. He’s thinking “you took away my daughter and now I’m getting her back.” It’s a skill he picked up from Tess. He knows what’s coming. There’s no need to get emotional about it. It’s the simplest thing in the world to him: “You don’t get to take her away from me. Not again.” Hell, he doesn’t even look at the doctor when he shoots him! He’s looking right at Ellie, his entire focus and purpose laying in front of him! Mans is straight up on autopilot!

Joel is a unstoppable force in his grief. And Ellie is the immovable object that keeps him from walking straight over the ledge.

Wyrm on a string

secret keeper

what’s interesting in Zed’s video is that he died multiple times but when he presses tab he isn’t a red name - nor did he get the reaper notification. Now, irl, he probably just didn’t enter the game because it wouldn’t fit with what he planned for his episode and overall season, Zed rarely gets involved with inter server events.

HOWEVER, with the demise 2.0 being so similar to red lives in third life (red name, etc), I imagine the fandom is probably brewing in some ties with watcher lore, with the watchers trying to no longer just containing their antics in the life games but targeting Grian’s friends on Hermitcraft directly.

This is funny because it means Zedaph, being Zedaph, is immune to the whims of inter dimensional gods and does whatever the fuck he wants

edit: I have seen you guys in the notes talking about zedeath and… good point I completely forgot about that LOL but no of course he isn’t a “reaper”, when he already is a reaper death guy, been there done that