But what if Yandere tsum tsums?
Notes: Yandere themes, this entire fic is meant to be a joke, some chunky plushtoy squealing angrily, Reader Insert is referred to as 'S/O', I put my whole icyussy into this fic and the banner please don't you dare let this flop
Characters: gender neutral S/O, Tsum of any twst boy you want
Genre: Crack but story is meant to be yan and stuff, inspired by this
Under the moon it saw everything. From the corner, It saw S/O, their beloved owner and then their host, (Twst Boy of ur choice).
Its eyes beam with jealousy, hopping off to somewhere else secluded. It ponders if it were to take the place of its owner successfully without being noticed.
You don't even know how you got into this mess.
A while ago, It was a great day, You were just talking to a friend.
Then boom!
All of a sudden you're tied against a bed with some sort of chunky plushtoy sleeping against you.
You attempt to move, only for that demonic creature to awaken.
"Hmph!" said the the tsum as it was startled from your body attempting to move.
You couldn't understand the tsum whatsoever, as it only speaks with squeals and giggles.
Later on, that creature left to get something.
You look around, finding pictures of you on an altar beside the bed.
Then back to the chains on the bed. You could easily slip out of it, making it a piece of cake to escape that silly little plushtoy!
All of a sudden, the tsum comes in right when you were about to stand up. You could tell things weren't gonna go right. at all.
The tsum drops whatever it was holding, whether it be your favorite dessert it stole from the cafeteria, a ring box, jewelry, matching necklaces, etc.
It rushes at you at a terrifying speed, faster than rook breaking into your dorm. It was furious to see you attempt to escape from it's affection and desperate to keep you all for itself.
It pins you back down to the bed and flops closer, now face-to-face with that demonic hellhound.
*Various squeaking noises that go from a gentle tone to an aggressive yet desperate tone.*
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Welcome to Tsumsted Wonderland 2 – Part 2
Following is part 2 of my translation of the Welcome to Tsumsted Wonderland 2 event. This part contains Chapter 3 (Ortho and his tsum), Chapter 4 (Lilia and his tsum), and Chapter 5 (Jade and his tsum).
Spoilers after the cut!
Chapter 3
Ortho: Big brother, big brotheeer. It’s morning already.
Idia: Uuugh… It’s too early to wake up….. Just gimme two more hours. Please, Ortho….
Ortho: That new computer you were working on last night is still just a pile of parts and pieces. I thought you said were going to go to bed after you finished setting it up.
Idia: Okay so, I was playing this game last night and thought I’d just stop when I reached a good point and then work on that PC, right… But I… uh…. Ended up gaming all night…
Ortho: Good grief…. What am I going to do with you.
(Tsum!Ortho starts bouncing around)
Ortho: Tsum, what’s the matter? You keep bouncing around in front of that speaker… Ah, wait a second. Do you want me to play something on it? I got it. I’ll choose just the right thing to wake up big brother….
(The theme song to “Star Rogue” starts playing)
Idia: Ah! This is… This the theme song from my oshi game….! That exhilarating melody can rouse anyone from even the deepest stupor….!
Ortho: Ah, you’re up. That was a nice idea, tsum. Could you please get big brother a glass of water next?
(Tsum!Ortho bounces away and comes back with some water)
Idia: Woah, you’re actually pretty darn nimble…. Thanks, little guy.
(Idia drinks some of the water)
Idia: Ahhh…… You know, looking closely at it, this thing has a lot more in common with you than I’d thought, Ortho.
Ortho: Yeah. It’s kind of strange, isn’t it? That an organism that resembles me just fell out of the sky like that.
Idia: Isn’t there anything about ‘em online? Info about the tsums, I mean.
Ortho: I tried utilizing a wide variety of search queries, but I didn’t get a single hit. And regarding the reason why they all resemble us students… Is it simply camouflage? Is it an example of convergent evolution? Or do they just happen to look that way? ….It might be something that’s just not ascertainable to us. But I do intend to continue my investigation into the tsums, regardless. Do you have any plans for today, big brother?
Idia: Yeah, I think I’m gonna finish working on that PC.
Ortho: Gotcha. C’mon, tsum. We don’t want to disturb big brother while he’s working, so let’s relocate to the dorm lounge. ….Tsum? Ah, are you interested in the computer?
(Tsum!Ortho goes up to the computer parts)
Idia: What the- Wait, tsum! Please don’t go near the motherboard! It’ll get fried if you aren’t grounded..! And all the other parts connected to it will go up in smoke, too….!
Ortho: Please don’t be alarmed, big brother. After running some analyses last night, I confirmed that the tsum’s body surface does not conduct static electricity.
Idia: Wait, really? …..But isn’t that kinda unusual though? Does it just like, discharge static electricity through its feet instead of grounding itself or something?
Ortho: I’m not sure about the reason for it, either. When I analyzed a sample obtained from its body surface, I was not able to determine what exactly its body is comprised of…. My scan of its internal structure was also repelled by something or other and failed. I do intend to try it again later, though.
Idia: What the heck… Don’t you think these things are kinda sus? Ah, I mean, as long as I don’t have to worry about my stuff getting fried, it’s fine with me if you guys stay here while I work. It’s a lot fluffier than you are, but it’s like having a mini-Ortho around. It’s got like a charm to it.
Ortho: Fufu. Thank you, big brother. Then I’ll go ahead and continue with my investigation and analyses. Come over here, tsum.
Ortho: It’s just as I thought, my internal scan keeps getting repelled. I’ll recalibrate my sensor and try one more time…
(Tsum!Ortho jumps up to Ortho)
Ortho: Waah! How many times must I tell you, tsum? If you get too close to my feet, my attitude control system will malfunction and you might get hurt.
Idia: Phew, that takes care of setting up the OS.... Whatcha doing, Ortho?
Ortho: Ah, big brother. The tsum has been fixating on my feet for some reason. It appears to be interested in my anti-gravity unit. But why?
(Tsum!Ortho starts jumping around and wriggling)
Ortho: It’s waving its limbs around and jumping into the air… Could it be, you also wish to soar through the skies, tsum?
(Tsum!Ortho jumps up excitedly)
Idia: Gotcha. Then how about making some flying gear it can wear?
Ortho: Gear that it can wear…. Yeah, if I attach a miniature jetpack to its body, then the tsum will be able to fly, too! I can simply adapt the attitude control algorithm utilized in my own system, and I’ll just have to search my archives for the old blueprints…. Alright, I think it just might work. Tsum, do you want me to make you some flying gear?
(Tsum!Ortho leaps for joy)
Ortho: …It appears to be elated! Could you maybe help me out with this, big brother?
Idia: Sure thing. Not like I can turn down any of your requests. We’ll go all out!
Ortho: Hooray! First things first, we’ll need to determine the optimum design to use, considering the aerodynamics of the tsum….
Chapter 4
Sebek: To think, those tsum creatures have appeared yet again at school…
Silver: Yeah. But it doesn’t look like any of the ones that showed up this time resemble any Diasomnia students.
Sebek: That does seem to be the case. I’ve not heard news of any Diasomnia-esque tsums making an appearance, nor has there been much clamor at our dorm as of late-
(Tsum!Lilia drops onto Sebek)
Sebek: !! W-What is this? Something’s fallen upon my shoulder!? You miscreant, you’re a… a tsum!!!!
???: Kufufufu….
Silver: Ah, I know that laughter…
(Lilia and Tsum!Lilia high-five each other)
Lilia: Yay! Operation “Stupefy Sebek” was a big success!
Silver / Sebek: Father! / Sir Lilia!
Silver: I was wondering where you’d disappeared to. You’ve been gone since the tsums fell out of that hole in the sky over Ramshackle Dorm last night…. Now I understand. You must’ve been out with your tsum this whole time.
Lilia: That’s right! So what do you boys think? My tsum’s super-duper cute, right? Just like me! Here, tsum. Why don’t you go introduce yourself to Silver and Sebek?
Silver: It’s strange… It feels like I’m looking at a miniaturized version of father. But it certainly is adorable. Nice to meet you, tsum. My name is Silver.
Sebek: And my name is Sebek Zigvolt, not that you’ve any need to memorize it! More importantly, there is something else I must tell you. Listen to me, you little- Wait, I mean… My good…sir? At any rate, you best not disturb Sir Lilia… Ah, pardon me…. I mean, please?? Do not do anything that might bother Sir Lilia???
Lilia: What’s the matter, Sebek? Why’re you talking all funny like that?
Silver: He seems to be conflicted on how to address the tsum, father.
Sebek: S-Silence, Silver! I have no need for your gratuitous remarks!
Lilia: Oh, you certainly are a funny one, Sebek. You were huffing and puffing without abandon at your own tsum, weren’t you?
Silver: …Hm? Father, wasn’t the tsum on your shoulder just a moment ago? Where did it run off to….
Lilia: Oh, it’s probably…
(Tsum!Lilia falls on Sebek again)
Sebek: !! You fiend-!!! I mean, my good sir! Cease with your tricks at once- …Ah, pardon me. I mean, could you please be so kind… as to remove yourself from my head?
Silver: The tsum is bouncing around in delight. I wonder if it enjoys surprising Sebek?
Lilia: Mm. At any rate, the tsum does appear to like surprising people. And it certainly enjoys Sebek’s reactions. Well then. I’ve introduced the tsum to my two disciples, and now…. I’ll need to show all the other students just how cute this little fellow is. Come along, tsum! It’s high time we gave everyone a surprise they won’t soon forget!
Silver: Father, please don’t cause too much trouble for the other students-
(Lilia and the tsum disappear in a flash)
Silver: …Huh?
Sebek: He vanished in the blink of an eye….!? As expected of Sir Lilia!!
Silver: …I just hope he doesn’t go cause a ruckus.
Sebek: Hmph! What have you to worry about, Silver? You dare suggest that Sir Lilia would go embroil himself in any tomfoolery? Well… It’s not beyond the realm of possibility.
Silver: ….You want to tail after them? Just to be sure.
Sebek: ….Yes, let us do that.
Lilia: And here’s the main school building. Kufufu. It’s bustling with droves of students, as always. So what do you think? We should be able to have plenty of fun here, no?
(Tsum!Lilia jumps up excitedly)
Lilia: I see, I see. You’re happy, aren’t you? I’m glad I decided to take you out of the dorm. Now then, how do you plan on making your grand appearance?
(Tsum!Lilia gestures towards a student)
Lilia: …Ah, you’ve got your eye on that student by the vending machines. Alright, tsum. It’s time for you to show me what you’ve got!
Chapter 5
Floyd: Ahhahaha! It looks just like you. So this is the tsum you found, Jade?
Jade: Indeed. I encountered it last night when I was with Azul. …Ah, that reminds me. Thank you for going to check on the dorm for us.
Floyd: ‘Sfine. Was a total letdown though. When you said somethin’ weird was goin’ on, I thought somebody’s room had gotten smashed to pieces or whatever.
Jade: It doesn’t surprise me you’d think that. Well, then. Shall we be off now, tsum-san?
Floyd: What, you guys goin’ mountain climbing or something? It’s still so early out.
Jade: We will just be taking a stroll through the schoolgrounds. I’d like to deepen my friendship with tsum-san while showing it around the different facilities. I’m considering having it assist us in the Monstro Lounge before it must depart home…. And I find there’s no more effective way to get to know your colleagues better than by taking a walk together.
Floyd: If you say so. I’m gonna take a nap.
(Floyd departs)
Jade: And with that… Allow me to once again say that it’s my pleasure to meet you, tsum-san.
(At the school's botanical garden)
Jade: We have arrived. So what do you think, tsum-san?
(tsum!Jade bounces around)
Jade: Fufu. I’m truly delighted that you appear to be so pleased. As you resemble me so much… I’d suspected you’d also find yourself drawn to environs reminiscent of the mountainside. Furthermore…. I’ve been wanting to show you this here. These are mushrooms that I’ve been raising in the botanical garden.
What do you think? With their splendid size and their umbrella-like forms, they look absolutely delicious, do they not? For them to grow so large and so beautiful, it has been quite the laborious effort. One must select the proper timber for a substrate, ensure that pest control measures are maintained, monitor the humidity levels, and etc... Here, would you care to try one of the mushrooms, tsum-san? As a symbol of our acquaintanceship, I would be happy to prepare you a simple dish-
(Tsum!Jade leaps up and smushes the mushroom)
Jade: What?
Jade: ….Tsum-san, whatever are you doing? I’ve poured my blood, sweat, and tears into cultivating these fungi, and yet you’ve crushed them. Oh, the poor things…
???: Would ya shut up already? People are tryna sleep here.
Jade: …Oh, my. That voice is….
Leona: Huh? Oh, it’s you. Azul lackey #1. You’ve been making such a racket grumbling to yourself I thought a parakeet got lost in here or somethin’.
Jade: So you were here as well, Leona-san. I apologize for the disturbance. At any rate, might I ask why you were napping there in the corner of the gardens? One typically sees you in sunnier locations.
Leona: The guys from my dorm are lookin’ for me and I don’t wanna get dragged into whatever pain in the ass it is that’s goin’ on this time.
Jade: I see, and so that’s why you’ve selected a novel location….
Leona: Uh-huh. I’m goin’ back to sleep now, so take that armadillo with ya and piss off already.
Jade: Armadillo…. Are you referring to tsum-san? Certainly, one must admit there is a resemblance. Regardless, you needn’t worry. We have no intention to disturb your rest, Leona-san. …Right, tsum-san?
(Tsum!Jade jumps onto Leona)
Jade: Oh, my. Tsum-san has clambered atop Leona-san…. You truly are so very thoughtful.
Leona: Oi… The hell is this thing doin’? Didn’t I tell ya’ll to piss off?
Jade: Yes, I am aware. As soon as tsum-san reaches a good stopping point in your massage, we shall depart.
(Tsum!Jade starts massaging Leona)
Leona: A… massage?
Jade: Indeed. As you are about to lie down and rest, this massage will ensure you will be able to enjoy the finest quality of sleep possible.
Leona: Tsch…. You guys better keep your yaps shut this time.
Jade: Worry not, for tsum-san is a discriminating individual. Besides… It possesses the most splendid ability to dislodge knots in such a precise manner. At our dorm, it has already attained great notoriety for its skills.
(Leona falls asleep)
Leona: ……….
Jade (whispering): ….Good night, Leona-san.
(Tsum!Jade drapes something over Leona)
Jade (whispering): You even draped a blanket over Leona-san…. Your work certainly is laudable – or should I say – thorough. ……Actually, is that one of the covers we use for the plants? I’m not quite sure you should use that as a blanket… More importantly, I’m astonished you trod into Leona’s territory like that without a moment’s hesitation. That’s no easy feat. Perhaps that charming form of yours helped relax his guard. Tsum-san… You certainly are a terrifying person… No - a terrifying creature, aren’t you.
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