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rubydubydoo122 · 4 months

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They always try to give the characters the backstories of the Robin they now are, so like

Damian gets Dicks childhood

Tim gets Jasons

Steph is usually a throw away who’s barely mentioned and so is Duke

Jason gets Tim’s Role

And Dick gets Damian’s

That just changes the characters too much though And I hate that they do that because it’s just the same as canon just the characters have different names

Like their personalities we’re definined by the things they went through as Robin

For Damian, becoming Robin was redemption and if you wanna do a reverse robins au, make him quit the hero life entirely because he realizes that he doesn’t need to fight, he needs to live his own life

Tim was the Robin who decided Batman Needs a Robin otherwise he goes over board. Maybe Bruce was extra careful while Damian was Robin to set a good example, but now that Damian’s not by his side, He’s getting carried away

And don’t kill Tim off, he’s the only Robin who hasn’t died. Keep it that way Make Tim be kidnapped by Ras or give him an injury that stops him from fighting.

Dont take away Jasons death, but you can have Bruce training him twice as hard and not letting Jason out of Gotham because of what happened to Tim

And like everyone agrees with Bruce because they can’t have their little baby brother flying the nest In the end it’s what pushes Jason into doing just that to look for his mother on his own Because ‘Bruce would be all smothering”

And then Dick comes along, this Tiny circus child who brings light back into Bruce’s life after Jasons death

Like, I need someone to do a reverse robins au right, and I need someone to include Steph, Duke and Cass in their Reverse Robins AUs too

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kierancaz · 2 years

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“It is a gift. A token of our friendship.” No bitch that was a proposal.

#grow a pair Thorin and just admit it for what it was #you want to MARRY HIM #ik he’s going mad rn but every time Thorin smiles a Bilbo even the slightest my heart gives out a little #tbh I really love all the dwarves they’re so ?????#maybe it’s just bc I’ve watched the movie like 3 times a week for the last month but I love them all so much now #for reference I didn’t care that much about them when I watched for the first time #and on a slightly random note I wanna know more about Legolas mom ????#back to bagginshield I wonder what their wedding would have looked like #IMAGINE THORIN WITH HIS ABSOLUTLY HUGE HANDS TRYING TO BRAID BILBOS HAIR BC THATS DWARVISH TRADITION #AND HES JUST STUGGLING SO HARD BC BILBOS HAIR IS SO SHORT AND HIS HANDS ARE SO BIG HE CANT GET A GOOD GRIP ON THE HAIR #bilbo: Thorin you don’t have to everyone alread knows we’re married #Thorin: NO I have to do this #he’s not a quitter. he’s never been a quitter. he’s not letting a few stands of hair beat him even if it IS bilbos hair #he has to teach bilbo how to braid tho bc he doesn’t know #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #bilbo x thorin #thorin x bilbo #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #thorin and company #lotr dwarves #jrr tolkien #tolkien #fili durin #kili durin #fili and kili #thorin durin

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rewritingcanon · 5 months

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sorry this is so specific and self-indulgent and came out of nowhere but i blame @smr7k4 for this anyway supernatural au where scorpius is a washed up curse researcher/scientist who used to be trying to fine-tune or alter curses that are already incurable to work in favour of wizardkind which was a motivated passion after his mum died from one. he was recording how this one ritual could bring back people from death permanently outside of the resurrection stone but something went horribly wrong in his experiment. so scorpius let his research and projects get disbanded bcuz it crossed the border between normal magic and dark magic.

fast forward and scorpius dies somehow. his husband doesnt share nearly the same amount of moral limitation that scorpius subjected himself to, and would do just about anything to get him back. albus goes fishing around for all of scorpius’ old notebooks until he finds that ritual with the specific curse. he performs it and boom he got a little cannibal zombie hubby now. but zombo!scorp also needs to live on human meat so albus becomes a serial killer so he can sustain scorpius (who also isn’t very conscious of his actions and is in a state of animalistic bloodlust, but for some reason still holds a soft spot for albus). meanwhile rose would be the detective auror thats hot on albus’ trail trying to figure out who is responsible for the random killings.

essentially the au is albus finishing scorpius’ research by trying to figure out how to make him more human. he’s documenting what kind of foods zombo!scorp can and cant eat, how to restart all parts of his body to get it functioning again, how to help him access memories to his life and vice versa.

“oh blood type A- gives scorpius tummy aches so i won’t feed him people with that type” then jots down scorp’s lactose intolerant like symptoms. “oh scorpius doesnt like eating hair he always just eats around it. it would be easier if i just remove that part of the head” then takes note of scorpius’ preferences like its cutting crust of bread. “ugh rose is being annoyingly smart again looks like i gotta frame someone to buy me some time before she finds me out sighhh” or “scorpius was always such a sweet tooth so maybe i need to find people with high glucose levels” or “maybe if he eats someone familiar like karl jenkins or something that could trigger a memory for him and reverse some of these effects” (albus just wants an excuse to murk karl).

#bcuz scorpius is smart enough to be the mad scientist but he’s too moral 🙄#on the other hand. albus wins the idgaf war #he probably renovated the whole basement so it could be scorpius’ zombie lair. zombie scorp doesn’t appreciate it but he will 🙄#anyways the ending is either scorp turns human again or they both become zombie husbands bcuz. they need to be together no matter wut #he just wants scorpius in any form he doesnt care if he’s literally rotting with his ears falling off #when scorpius gains conciousness again he is horrified about how BAD he smells. he’s like i need a rose-scented bath RIGHT NEOW 😾#‘albus!! why would u have me looking like this! 😠’ ‘bcuz if i got too close you would try to bite me 😑’#harry potter #hp #hpcc #cursed child #scorpius malfoy #albus severus potter #scorbus #albus potter #rose granger weasley #rgw tag #karl jenkins #hpng #hp nextgen #hp next gen #harry potter and the cursed child #hp starlight #starlight #rewriting #draco is probs in on it and buying out confidentiality from people so his son can be a zombo in peace

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fagmegumi · 1 year

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generally beginning to realize that most people who thirst for the jjk men are doing so incorrectly and for the wrong reasons like just making up a generic archetype of a really cool hot guy from those het smutty self published amazon novels and pretending theyre the jjk dudes. when you can say anything about gege akutami but he gave us such a diverse & fascinating cast of hot dudes who are losers in such specific and different ways but always so devastatingly that none of them get any hole whatsoever

#like gojo is this hot super strong unflappable cool guy but he only had 1 friend who tolerated him bc they were both the most insufferable #guy around and ever since he died he’s been annoying hapless teenagers who cant do anything about his obnoxious presence and thats his #whole social life.#toji is a badass action hero who also in his head has the Action Man backstory of yes i may have been a shitty deadbeat dad… but i did it…#to Protect My Family😤 but his legacy is that megumi doesn’t remember or think about his and when he does its ‘oh yea that loser’ and also #as previously mentioned his only employable skill is Can Cut Down Big Monsters; Fast and he looks like he uses dish soap on his hair #sukuna would be the closest to the idealized hot powerful guy image at least if ur a monsterfucker which i know many of us in the lgbt #community are. but he’s also an apocalyptic maneating entity who’s tied to the whims of a chaotically good teenager who would eat an entire #jar of mayo on a dare and summon him to ask for an opinion on his new hair dye.#which is both a hysterical premise that should be used more in fanart/fic for comedy AND profoundly pathetic on his part.#only exception to all this is nanami but thats bc he is textually canonically there to offset the swagless vibes of the main adult cast esp #gojo with his dignified huge dick energy.#to be clear i dont profoundly care about any of this like i think its funny im not mad about it . but as a known pathetic guy desirer i had #to say my piece #personal #jjk

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swordmaid · 11 months

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thinking abt jaime having to cuddle with a wounded brienne because it’s cold and she’s shivering and having nightmares …

#like the whole concept of jaime having to take care of brienne the same way she did for him back in asos #but this time he has to be GENTLE bc she’s literally bruised and broken all over. arm fractured ribs broken big ass wound on her cheek.#and he’s never been gentle before. he has to learn how to be gentle so he doesn’t hurt her even more ….#bc he thinks the reason why she’s in that state is bc of him..!!! like jaime learning that she DID hang for him …#having to grapple his anger over the knowledge that she did that FOR him (why?????) but also being gentle and kind to her bc that’s the #least that he can do for her…..!!!!!!! he’s mad at her but he will still care for her. his feelings does not negate the care that he will #give. and then cue the introspection bc she’s sleeping in his arms and he’s just like why would you even do this you fool…#then also like WHY is he so upset about it. and then when he sees the bruises on her throat it’s like why does he feel guilty ….#it’s such a rich moment I love any instances where that concept is explored #but I think what I love the most is the role reversal from asos bc jaime considered her as his protector #now HE’S the one who’s going to have to take up that mantle …. 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

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polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup · 4 months

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he doesn't know what this assless boy has done to bewitch such beautiful men and it torments him

I fell off my bed laughing 😭 your tags are so fucking hilarious like legitimately no offense but they're better than your actual replies

None taken I find my own tags delightful and am glad you like them too

#I will put more in the tags than in the actual post sometimes #I abuse them regularly #todo really is Megumi’s number one hater #he is so boring but the most important person in his life (his beloved brother yuuji) is inexplicably enchanted by his bland personality #and flat assed ways. his One True Rival The Most Beautiful Man On That Otherwise Dull Campus Okkotsu Yuuta (guy who barely registers todos #existence and would not consider them rivals if he did) cares for fushiguro like a baby bird. a pathetic and assless baby bird #what about him captivates them so. he is the unsalted cracker of boys and will never reach manhood #todo is fucking shaking terrified of what takada would think if she met him. would she inexplicably approve too. has the world gone mad.#Megumi feels that he was just trying to go to the damn vending machine and everything that’s happened since is unwarranted #todo would be there front row at the itafushi wedding but he’d be like that mother in law who wears white on the occasion #to be clear he doesn’t wear white. Megumi also doesn’t wear white. no one wears white. todos probably shirtless. he is weeping. they are no #tears of joy.

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benbamboozled · 1 year

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Man remember that time Talia tried to get Slade to think that he was Damian’s dad and Slade was like “Nuh-uh” and Talia was like “Ah, well. Nevertheless.”

And now it turns out they do have a (secret test tube) baby.

Oh except no ‘cause he’s dead (for now).

DC is fucking wild.

#is that one of those storylines we’re not supposed to talk about?#because I think it’s hilarious.#talia al ghul #slade wilson #damian wayne #i know at the end of the arc it was like ‘AND JUST SO EVERYONE KNOW’S Bruce Wayne IS Damian’s dad FOR REALSIES #but consider—no he isn’t.#i will forever go with ‘every batkid is a secret bio child of Bruce Wayne *except* Damian.’#Damian is obviously Jason’s kid.#especially now that they have added canon weird test tube fast growth nonsense.#look it would just be HILARIOUS and would make so many people SO ANGRY.#yes it doesn’t even make sense how all the batkids could be Bruce Wayne’s secret children.#i don’t care.#even Steph? yes her too.#‘it ruins the whole found family’ blah blah idc I’m in it for the comedy.#Damian would be so SPITTING mad that he wasn’t AT LEAST Dick’s bio-kid.#Damian: THE DEAD ONE?! I’M THE DEAD ONE’S CHILD???!!!!#Steph: Hey I died too!#(Jason: that’s no way to talk about your father young man now go to your room.)#(Damian: *RAGE*)#Steph would be just as indignant at being Bruce’s kid.#Steph: *jabbing her finger at Bruce* HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!!#and yes it *would* be weird that Steph and Tim were together for—uh—a while.#Tim: *arms curled around his knees* it’s fine…it’s Luke and Leia…#Steph: *grabbing his shoulders and shaking him—spit flying from her mouth* TIM! LUKE AND LEIA DIDN’T FUCK!!!#Everyone present: *takes untold amounts of psychic damage*#(I actually think Jason would be really cute as Damian’s dad.)#(outside of everyone’s psychic damage.)#Bruce: oh it was a weird test tube thing right?#Jason: …

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russilton · 7 months

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Me most days: ignore people who say shitty things, don’t let it get to you, don’t give air to people who’s opinion doesn’t matter-

Tumblr: what if we put something on your dash so bad you’ll block 4 people and lie in bed feeling angry about it.

Me:

#if you see this no you didn’t #mark fucks up fails and gets mad too #some of y’all simultaneously treat lewis like everything he says is gospel unless it doesn’t line up with your feelings #then he’s too nice and soft to know better #patronising ass bullshit #and y’all sure fuckin love using valtteri like a sword- when he was Lewis teammate you would have torn him apart for parts #shall we bring up all the times the team fucked George? or didn’t go to his podiums because lewis was injured?#no cause it was fine when it happened then- but when it happened to lewis nobody has ever supported him in his life #I’m mad not just as a George fan- I’m mad as a lewis fan #cause y’all are half the reason he has to be so careful about what he says #and you STILL won’t listen to him #GOD I’m annoyed. and my buds are asleep or I don’t wanna bother them #I feel too… itchy to ask for comfort #so you get a rant I’ll delete in the mornind #wank/rants

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designernishiki · 1 year

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seriously yakuza 3 should’ve ended almost exactly the same way it did except when it’s shown that kiryu’s back in okinawa at the end majima should’ve been there too. that’s it. that’s all they needed to do

#the man was basically BEGGING for kiryu to take him with him that whole game he is So tired of getting left behind gahagagdhhdhshh #that’s ALL oh my god it would’ve been so EASY #it’s so frustrating I know I’ve said it a billion times but let that man be happy for the love of god #even if it’s vague. or even if it’s for a little while. it would’ve been better than abandoning him and shrugging off his willingness to do #Anything for kiryu ghagagahhahhshsgshdhdhh #bangs my head against a desk #kazumaji #rambling #I think it’s partly particularly frustrating because y3 was the strongest game for kazumaji shit and then they just sorta left it hanging #like none of the shit between them in the game never happened #like fuck dude. you don’t even need to think about it Gayly to see that at the very least had a whole arc and multiple scenes overall #dedicated to Kiryu Can Trust Majima In Any Circumstance. Majima Would Do Anything For Him #like that’s. what the whole of chapter 8 was about.#so then turning around and acting like kiryu just doesn’t care at all about any of that #well obviously it makes him look like a selfish prick but also it just doesn’t align with how he was the rest of the game generally #they also fucked over rikiya like I was 100% expecting some little tribute to him at the end back in Okinawa but there was Nothing #so that too but #yeah #xxgdhdjdjdjdjfgmg im mad because this is one of my favorite games in the franchise so I can’t just outright say It’s Bad or something like #I can with. say. 1/kiwami 1

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hikirain · 5 months

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Redesign of Ryota in despair arc

#it really makes me mad that he was wearing uniform all the time #and had a good posture #when I draw by back looks like the letter c #also I wanted either to make his hair shorter because it would be more practical #or to make hair longer cuz it grew up and he doesn’t care about it at all #relatable tired anime boy #ryouta mitarai #ryota mitarai #danganronpa #dr3 #redesign #my posts

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samscompliment · 1 year

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the thing is i think it’s so utterly stupid bonkers to get mad about things various supernatural characters have done bc well. characters! and a lot of the time yeah they do have reasons and they do the best they can with what they’ve got. like i’m not mad dean kicked cas out of the bunker i get that. but at the same time it is ALSO utterly stupid bonkers to act like the three of them don’t all have viable reasons to want each other dead and like they’re not all correct for thinking that

#it’s like hmm i don’t care what dean did but i DO care that it gave cas problems and made him upset :( if that makes sense. this is also #about a sam post the other day that im not even going to directly address bc it made me so angry that i literally had to remind myself it #was about tv. but like. yeah sam did whatever but like you can’t hold that against him. same as dean. same as cas i guess although cas #genuinely doesn’t really make bad calls. like he does but he doesn’t. s6 he’s literally in the right it’s just framed stupid. im getting off #topic. i don’t care about what they have done bc it’s literally supernatural. and even if u r the deangirliest of deangirls i think u should #be able to say ‘dean is my specialist boy and was right to lock jack in that box BUT i guess cas would probably be mad anyway :/‘#does this make sense it’s literally bedtime

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strifesolution · 1 year

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mcyt fans who go into fan spaces like fanart comments and fanfics to go “um achtually (CC’s) boundaries say they don’t like this” are the most annoying kind of people.

#not abt anyone who probs follows me btw i think ive curated this place really well #but did you know ppl are mad that ppl ship phil’s qsmp character #like. Sorry guys. but he doesn’t use tumblr.#i don’t think art of his minecraft character kissing some guy is gonna BREAK UP HIS MARRIAGE.#i think him and kristin are fine!! and dont care!!#they are adults and honestly? would probably be mad at you for policing people over petty fandom bullshit #PEOPLE DO THE SAME THING WITH JOEL AND LIZZIE ITS SO WEIRD.#*goes into comment section of joel/jimmy fic* actually joel’s boundaries—#SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!!!#STOP BRINGING BOUNDRIES INTO FAN RUN SPACES I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!#JUST KEEP IT AWAY FROM THE CCS AND YOU CAN DO WHAYEVER YOU WANT!!!#sorry im done

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thestr4nger · 1 month

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watching this video from a essayist I really like but she’s like “you wanna know whether gwen stacy is trans or not? Here’s the answer. She’s not anything she’s a FICTIONAL CHARACTER” ok but you literally just called miles morales black and puerto rican 2 minutes ago. So which is it lol can characters have traits or not

#Obviously they can I literally have no idea what point she was trying to make here #She was like oh gwen is a compelling trans allegory but the story is never going to say she’s trans directly #Okay…why is it difficult to understand why people want it to though #I don’t need cis people to intentionally write trans allegory they do it unintentionally all the time. I have plenty of that #I Personally don’t need gwen to be trans I haven’t even seen the second spiderverse movie I’m just saying like #Do you honestly think if everyone was very nuancedly saying gwen is a trans allegory and not making Bold Claims #that cis people would be like oh okay I am neutral on that statement #Like they would be frothing at the mouth upset kys liberal woke groomer regardless??? Why are you both sidesing this #Also I think she was going to bring up random trans girls being like “look gwen has broad shoulders” idk I didn’t finish the video #As like a point of contention. I promise it’s fine it really doesn’t matter and is none of your business if trans girls do that who cares #Every trans guy thinks every charlie day character is trans because he’s short. Are you gonna be mad about that too

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youretoosweetforme · 5 months

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Fuck her

#this is about my sister again #when I was little I used to do ‘circus’ with my dad #he would hold me in the air we would do tiny tricks etc #it was sweet #then my sister started. and she doesn’t do it sweetly #she inflicts pain and likes it and sees no problem with it #she still does it despite being much too big for it to be safe #she literally cracked my dad’s rib this summer #and she still does this shit and laughs about it #I don’t get along great with my parents but i don’t want them to get hurt #and she is legitimately incapable of caring about anyone other than herself and it makes me so mad #antiopa

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steal-nightmares-leave-dreams · 1 year

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sooo done with all this fitz hate

#fitz could’ve gotten really mad at the sokeefe kiss but no he told sophie how he was feeling and they talked it out like mature people #but apparently he’s not allowed to feel sad at all that his ex kissed someone else?? who doesn’t feel at least a little bit hurt over that #also i think he was expecting that sophie would get back together with him once she was ready so the kiss was like being broken #up with a second time but this time for good #also i GUARANTEE YOU if fitz’s and keefe’s positions in sophie’s love life were reversed they’d react to sophie dating the other pretty #much exactly the same as the other did #fitz isn’t overreacting. it’s different circumstances #there’s a difference between your crush dating someone else and your ex that you though was going to date you again when she was ready to #kissing someone else #ALSO fitz constantly reminds sophie they’re cognates because he’s been raised in an environment where he’s told that he as a #person doesnt matter‚ just his talents and abilities and what he can do #and he thinks if sophie forgets that they’re cognates she wont care about him anymore. he thinks his cognate status is the only reason #sophie cares about him. and if he can’t offer that‚ what can he offer?#blame elven society and the vacker legacy and the pedestal he was placed on before he was even born. but don’t blame him #kotlc spoilers #stellarlune spoilers #rant in tags #kinda #kotlc #fitz vacker

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pepprs · 1 year

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not to be a pain-crazed wild animal. i KNOW i do this every time. but p*riods are so fucking crazy. like my cr*mps are so bad my body is trying to strangle itself but im awake and i need to be at work in 2 hrs and get thru an entire 9 hr workday as if im not in excruciating pain and im gonna bring my heating pad and my p*in r*lief cr*am if you catch my drift (💀) and i’ll need to use them DURING a busy day in which i will not see any other ppl who get periods in person and using them is gonna be a whole awkward thing. like omg. this is not fucking normal lol

#purrs #it is normal obviously. but it’s SO fucking frustrating like omfg the amount of time i lose every single month to being in pain like this #FOR NO REASON and like half the global population has to deal w that and it’s like it’s nothing. idk. despair and suffering and misery #delete later #menstruation tw #the thing that really gets me abt it is how my mom (ik i said i would stop complaining abt her on here but we have been fighting all month #LOL so im giving myself permission) gets so fucking pissed at me and my sister when we’re in too much pain to do chores bc she thinks we’re #being lazy / making excuses and then she compares us to o it brother like.. omg um YOU should know how painful this can be first of all and #second of all why would you even make that comparison when he doesn’t lose a third of his life to his body trying to tear itself apart! lol!#and yes i could work from home or calll out sick but consider: i am mentally illabout not being at work. which * is gonna be on my ass abt w #when they hear me say that bc i know im gonna make a whole awkward big deal abt my heating pad. UGHHHHH embarrassing lmaooooo #like why do people have REGULAR B*DILY F*NCTIONS!!!!! REGULAR!!!!!!! that REGULARLY put them in this amount of pain and we have to just deal #with that like it’s nothing and be discreet about and whatever. ew i sound like um… someone who cares too much abt stuff like this lol but I #im so mad abt it rn like oh my GOD can the pain just not be part of it can we just evolve to get rid of that or put structures in place in a #society for ppl to be more accepting / supporting / whatever of it. please please please please please #(also goes for more than just p*riods btw. like imagine if as a society we had things in place for ppl who are regularly in #chronic pain of any kind 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 what a world that would be 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 wow i sure hope it happens in my lifetime 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍)

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