literally shri’iia:

Embracing my demons. French kissing them. Might fuck them.

Yeah my boyfriends pretty coooool but hes not as cool as meeeeeeeee!!! Cause im a Brooklyn baaaaaaaaaaaaabyyyy. im a Brooklyn. baaaaaaaaby.

Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

my durge/bhaal poto agenda continues when i just remembered there's that little boat you can take in the sewers to go to the bhaal temple

I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck

dead three era yves had the nastiest temper btw.... usually she is so mild and bored about everything her face is constantly like ^_^ but when something ticks her off, even if it's something so insignificant, she just screams and throws a tantrum, stabbing the thing that's closest to her which is usually fel, sometimes orin. but after her little fit she goes back to ^_^ like nothing happened. i imagine gortash got used to her tantrums but not ketheric...

durge immediately after killing ketheric:

act 1 shri’iia/astarion dynamic where she just walks away every time he tries to hit on her makes me cackle. love pressing the leave option anytime it’s available with her bc I imagine the moment she senses someone is abt to beg for her help (for free????) or someone is gonna clown on her she just straight up leaves 😭😭

literally we don’t talk about how brienne was comparing every man she meets to jaime. she’s literally like, well you’re NO jaime lannister unprompted like what was the reason???? she’s so down bad it’s embarrassing like get UP omg….

okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother

payne revelation!!! think it is a nice AFFC parallel that Brienne is running around the riverlands with Podrick Payne as her new squire, whilst Jaime, elsewhere in the riverlands, has effectively become a squire to Ilyn Payne. and I think it's like. Pod is Brienne's past and Ilyn is Jaime's future. Pod is a lonely, discarded child who wants to hone his strength to stand tall and defend himself, even as he desperately craves the company and comfort of others. he has seen something of how cruel the world can be, but is looking for ideals in people like Brienne. which is more or less exactly as we find Brienne when she first appears in ACOK: lonely, discarded, clinging onto Renly's train and desperately seeking his attention and regard, idealising him, trying to be a knight worthy of song. Pod is her inner child, and Brienne is trying to help him grow and build his strength without subjecting him to the cruelties she's known in doing so.

and then there's jaime and ilyn lmao, who I think are easily one of the most underrated relationships in the series. Jaime sees the man he could become in Ilyn: nothing more than a headsman for Cersei's whims, with no agency and no autonomy. and what's more, Ilyn has come to accept that as his lot in life. part of Jaime's project in dragging him out into the riverlands is to see if Ilyn can be rehabilitated, and if so, then perhaps Jaime himself can be, too. but it becomes apparent that Ilyn is past wanting that for himself. he seems to enjoy some of the freedom of the march, but he doesn't change. in fact, he laughs in Jaime's face: he makes it feel as though attempting rehabilitation for either of them is a joke. he's Jaime's ghost of christmas future, warning him of the man he could become, whilst simultaneously making him feel there's no possible alternative. he will never fight like he once did, his darkest deeds were still done, and what can he do but spend the rest of his days in Cersei's service. BUT jaime ultimately rejects that, effectively leaving Cersei's service to join Brienne, and pursuing change regardless.

im about to say something!!!! payne..... pane..... pane of glass.... mirror!!!! reflection!!!!! growth!!!!! you heard it here FIRST

Gold brooch inscribed "NOSTRE ET TOUT DITZ A VOSTRE [D]ESEIR (Ours and always at your desire)", France, circa 1400

from The Victoria & Albert Museum

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread