McGonagall: Harry is in trouble...
Remus, somewhat done with the kid, even if he loves him: What did he do this time?
McGonagall: He got caught making out in a broom closet.
Remus: Ok?
McGonagall: In the middle of the night. McGonagall: With Draco Malfoy.
Remus,laughing: Sirius! Harry got caught snogging Lucius' kid!
Sirius: Did he win?
Sirius: Wait a minute...!
Sirius: Now I believe Draco is Cissy's kid!
Remus, more to himself: And Harry is definitly James son. Lily wouldn't have been caught!
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James and Sirius hang mistletoes at every doorway/entrance, so they have an excuse to kiss Regulus and Remus.
Regulus asks Remus to help him set the table while James and Sirius play with Harry.
As Regulus comes out of the kitchen, Remus runs into him at the entrance
Regulus:
Remus:
Sirius:
James:
Sirius: We didn't think this through
James: No, we did not
Harry: Kiss!
Remus gives Regulus a peck on the forehead
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Sirius: So how’s fatherhood treating you?
Regulus: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though
Remus: Don’t worry, Reg, it’s normal for babies
Regulus: What? No, Harry is fine. I was talking about James
James, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
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“What? You said take Harry with you!”
“You know this is not what I meant, Sirius!”
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I made this for my mental stability 🤝
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Sirius: I know you snuck out last night to see my brother James!
James’ subconscious: play dumb!
James: who’s James?
Subconscious: not that dumb!
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family <3
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Wolfstar raising Harry
Sirius: Fuck
Remus: You can’t say fuck in front of the baby you fucking dumbass
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harry and luna having matching costumes for every halloween since they were like 2 and 3
that's it, that's the post.
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Wolfstar raising Harry
Harry: *watching Remus pour Coca-Cola down the sink* what are you doing?
Remus: I’m using this to dissolve whatever gunk is clogging the drain
Harry: cool, do you think it will dissolve the screwdriver that’s down there?
Remus: the fucking what?
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McGonagall: Harry is in trouble again for fighting Lucius kid.
Sirius: Oh no! Did he win?
Remus *facepalm*
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Idk why, but when I think of Sirius parenting Harry, all I see is Sirius and Harry getting really close and laughing together, and then toddler Harry calls Sirius, 'papa', and all of sudden Sirius is on his knees with pictures of James and Lily, begging Harry to remember.
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James: Why is Pads crying in the corner of our living room?
Regulus: Harry just said Barty is his favourite uncle
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Who’s watching who? | Wolfstar raising Harry | Inktober, day 9.
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Sirius, while cleaning a mess kid!Harry made: We need a slur for toddlers
Remus: in polish we have "gówniaki", which roughly translates to "shitlings"
Sirius: Perfect
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James Potter died for our sins
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