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transexualpirate · 7 months

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i LOVE when a group consisting fully of heterosexual writers decide to make a male also heterosexual character but they want to write silly little jokes as well to make the character interesting and funny. and they see gay people's existence as a joke. so they made that "heterosexual" man the gayest most flamboyant man in the history of ever for shits and giggles. and they're like haha that's funny right! this is funny! because he's a Regular Straight Guy but he's performing this Gay Acts which is gross and stupid, isn't this funny? why aren't you laughing? meanwhile the queers are staring at the character like this

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p4nishers · 1 year

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thinking about how bobby acted so different during/after the lightning strike bc he wasn't a captain trying to save his subordinate. he was a father, desperate for his son to be in his arms again.

#like okay. yeah it was clear they made it EXTREMELY clear that this is what happened but like. im actually gonna vomit everytime i think #about it.#i love bobby so fucking much oh my god #they mean so much to me like i cant even think abt them too long without bursting into tears #bobby nash #evan buckley #911 fox #911 spoilers #911 6b #buck and bobby #911 6x10 #im specifically referring to before buck got in the hospital. like the 'i got u kid i got u' is actually everything to me

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mazojo · 14 days

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Anthony having to witness the two people he loved the most (almost) die in his arms is actually so sick

#oh they chose all the stops for him didn’t they that is narratively so vile. I need ten more of these #I still stand by what I said on my last post but you gotta admit my character lover individual loves the drama and flare #the way our narrative paths close on each other and he blames himself and oh god this is sickkkkk #bridgerton spoilers #like we been knew something like this was gonna happen but oh wow they WENT there #bridgerton #Kate #Anthony #also like Theo is nice and all surely a good fella but what is this Eloise and Theo storyline lol??#like. I am sorry but like??? Eloise is clearly queer right? like. I thought we made that clear?#idk like I understand the time period or whatnot but they had a few queer allusions so why not make Eloise LI a girl? me thinks they don’t #get it the way I do I fear #I hope next season she gets a girlfriend and this was all a weird fever dream #like she seemed so uncomfortable and forced around Theo ALSJSKKW Everytime they were on screen I was like what is going awn sakkssk #side not of the side note Omg I love Gregory he is such a pookie that’s my child right there !!!!! I bet he grows up to tell awesome jokes #fav bridgerton fr after Eloise

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antiyourwokehomophobia2 · 2 months

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I think I'm gonna stay out of the inv*ncible tag now that An*ssa has shown up

#Censoring to not show up in results #But my god #The fans are already so insufferable #Everytime a man gets assaulted it's all 'nobody takes male victims seriously'#Like shut the fuck up #Men are not unique #Nobody cares about assault victims #It's just that nobody expects it to happen to men #So when it does they have a stronger reaction since they're not as disensitized #Y'all are so used to women being assaulted that you've convinced yourself that people are sympathetic to them #They're not lmao #Shut up about how oh so uniquely sad it is to be a male victim of assault #I don't necessarily want them to retcon what Anissa does because I think it's important #But i know nobody is gonna be normal about it #Not even me if I'm being completely honest

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chappellrroan · 4 months

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sometimes you need to stoop down to other peoples' level

#mom didn't call at all in all day that was already the first red flag #and when i did call her she sounded so down #no first of all now i see where i get the issue of opening up and talking from like i asked her and all she admitted was yeah she cried #today like hello??? give me names tell me what happened fully just tell me something because i can and will be shameless enough to drag any #adult in this house been there done that before will do it again and no idc what they say to me atp nothing no matter how deep real will cu #me so just tell me no??? this pisses me off so much because everytime i will get to know through other people or it's too late #reason? you shouldn't get involved. well. too bad. and what is this with tu apna khayal rakh and make your career and they'll shut up like #yaar aap itne andhe toh ho nahi idhar mene apki life ke bits and pieces dekhi hai aur mujhe khud itna pata hai ki ye kabhi nahi sudharne #wale like i get it emotional weakness etcetc but oh my god you just have to say the truth itni lambi list hai kuch bhi bol diya karo na wha #is this nahi hum barre hai itne neeche nahi gir sakte bhai thik hai khud nahi kuch karo mujhe toh karne do na?????#maina jaake apna sar phor lungi sachi kya chutiyap faila rakha hai #mine

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westaysilly · 5 months

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(suspenseful music starts playing as i walk in the ask box room,)

the wizard council thanks you for all the wizardposting work you've done so far, wizard suco, but it has started noticing a few... discrepancies, especially with this 'evil wizard party', and 'evil snacks' you've been promoting

Are you really westaysilly? or is it... WeStayEvil now?(/lh /jk, chuckles hard)

pfft i would never haha why would i??? ur crazy ur imagining things lol

why do you wanna know btw ahaha why the sudden curiosity hahaha who sent you.

#head in hands the wizardposting has consumed my life #im not exaggerating #it started out as a joke but now everytime something bad happens to me i blame an wvil wizard #like #god its hot as fuck #the sun wizard must be upset #oh what have i done to the sun wizard #main-stonesandpeaches

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shittywriterbrain · 1 year

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best thing is when worldbuilding problems magically solve themselves actually

#everytime it happens i feel like the gods are on my side #oh no this thing doesnt make sense at all! oh but theres this thing i added in for pure fun that makes SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW #its amazing #also happens with plotting i love it #writing #writing memes

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simcardiac-arrested · 8 months

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i’m so thinmking about wt and it’s not fairrrr everything ever happens to them

#WHAT FATE A SENIOR. VINE BOOM #crammerposting #how messed up can i make this family of iterators. just fucking watch i guess #i dont knowwww it’s just like. literally what fate a senior. going through it everytime something happens #ns ns cd fta ns AGAIN oh my god i think sep is gonna be the reason weaving collapses early #grhtghhhhh #paces around my room gripping my head #HEEEELPPP HELP MEEE !!!!!! HHHEELLPPP !!!!!!!!#somebody yalk about weaving to me im gong to lose my damn mind #ive beenstuck in this gayass room for ten thousands years

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sunlaire · 1 year

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when everything is going wrong and mccoy turns to spock and yells at him to do something like girl YOU do something, oh my god this man

#i love him so #so much #he gets so worked up #its funny everytime it happens #he'll be like: oh my god this is terrible. what are YOU‚ Commander Spock‚ doing about this problem D:#star trek tos #spones

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lilgynt · 27 days

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my mom found the thing that started the fight that got me kicked out. so i was right. in my fantasies this happens and it’s great in real life im gonna jump her

#personal #now i gotta call amazon like no sorry my mom looked again and found it #it’s happened to me i get it. you look everywhere and it’s just not there #but oh my god. i was like shit did i send it??? i only remember the other camera? i only remember that one in there #then it’s like well maybe i did take it on accident #and then i was like am i getting so high all the time again that i sent it too???? and don’t remember? that’s pathetic mm #so i called them and god hard to find their number but call and get a note put in the system like hey might have done an oppsie #and that took forever and i did it next day after the fight bc i did feel bad #which was at workkkk 😔#now i gotta call them back nutssssss #also getting my dads ashes separated for my siblings #which either need to do flex time to do that or take day off #which i’ve been doing a lot like hey im sick!#hey! my house got broken into!!#hi again!!! it happened again!!!!#luckily one was a mental health day so ur boys only called out twice yeahhhhhhh #but anyway honestly just happy i let them know the urn situation is 100% on you #said nicer #but i was like hey if u have one just send it to me or the cremation place has some just see if u like any #and i’ll see if it’s easier to pay online or give it to me and i pay them #but urns easily 100 bucks if not more. granted looked at metal before wood but still. ain’t noooooooooooooo way #if it was like. 20 bucks i could see myself being like okay ill fork it over and deliver the goods (dad)#and i’ll rant this everytime but especially when i asked about this when we were funeral planning and before i got them and got told to #basically shut up. no. that trip was super hard didn’t wanna have to do it a couple times #i remember i came home with dad sobbing he was buckled in and i got him out and was just holding him #and i let everyone know hey dads home he’s safe #and i’m distraught holding my dad but distraught and talking to him #and first thing my brother says is when can we get some of the ashes too?#no asking me hey. u alright? no im happy dads home safe nothing just. sooooo #oh i could have killed i could have KILLED.

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caffeinatedopossum · 1 year

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Oddly specific but did anyone else's parents describe brutal torture methods in excruciating detail to them (under the pretense that they could/would happen to them) or was that just me?

#if anyone is wondering the context for telling a child (yeah i was about 8 or smthn) these things i shall explain #tw for holocaust mention #so my parents were pretty extreme in their religion- they called themselves Christians but were perhaps closer to some cults #and my parents held the general belief that a lot of shit would go down during or before the rapture- that is the second coming of god #not just plagues wars and pestilence but also a second holocaust #in which gunmen working under the antichrist would break into every home and shoot anyone who didnt renounce god #(btw this was considered the only 'unforgivable' sin in their religion meaning you either get shot or go to hell)#so i was of course encouraged to get shot in this scenario. at 8 years old #not only that but apparently for some reason they (the gunman/antichrist people) were going to take us to... camps essentially #and use various torture methods trying to get us to join them #a lot of those torture methods were described to me- things like removing fingernails the brazen bull and rat torture #and i was always terrified of those things #i was also told very emphatically that this WOULD happen in my lifetime. the rapture that is not necessarily torture #but it was just always a possibility that one day i would have to be a martyr #i used to have a lot of nightmares about the rapture happening and how i had chosen wrong and denounced god #scared me half to death #oh yeah i was also told there would be nuclear war? so i was always irrationally afraid of that too #everytime i heard an airplane i would think it was a bomb #anyway this is why i appreciate people not trying to reconvert me as you can imagine this sucked

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hiding-under-the-willow · 10 months

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I need you all to know that I have been struggling to write a singular chapter of Inheritance for the last like month and I am just now actually making progress 💀

#atlas speaks #it's not the next chapter. but the one after that #there's a post sitting in my drafts explaining. why. its taken so long. bc it did take me this long to realize why i was struggling with it #and the reason is so silly and stupid lmao #but i refuse to post that draft for fear of spoilers. for the like ten people who actually read it lol #but i did want to make light of it bc i think it's so silly #it is the sole reason we've caught up with my backlog of pre-written chapters #without getting into specifics. really it's just cause i feel so bad for Maya lmao. and it's not even like a particularly wild chapter.#but despite how calm things actually seem on the surface. i know things she doesn't and the dramatic irony is killing me #everytime something seemingly innocuous happens i am sitting there with my head in my hands like 'oh my god she does not deserve this'#it's literally so ridiculous

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nightfallsystem · 2 months

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tw stupid vent in tags

#tw self harm #tw vent #“being a teenager is the best!” I CUT MYSELF ALMST EVERYDAY.#IVE SCARRED MYSELF SO BAD ILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO WEAR SHORT SLEEVES NO MTTER HOW LONG IT SBENE SINCE IT HAPPENED #I ONYL SPEAK TO LIKE ONE OR TWO PEOPLE IRL I AM DETERIORATING #I ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING SCAR SO BIG U CAN FEEL WHERE IT GETS DEEP #HOW .#HOW IS THIS GOOD #HOW DO I HAVE HTE BEST LIFE HOW R PEOPLE JEALOUS #WHENEVER I GET MISGENDERED I CANT HELP BUT BITE MYSELF UNTIL I BLEED which is really hard to do...#IM SO SIKKC OF IT #IM SO TIREDD.#im going insane again arent i #THERES NOT BEEN A WEEK WITHOUT SELF HARM SINCE GOD KNOWS WHEN #EVERY LIMB HURTS except my right leg specifically i saved that one for spare parts #oh and my goddamn mother only cares about how ill look because of the scars and not that im FUCKING BLEEDING OUT BCUZ OF HER NO LESS #DOES IT GET BETTER. DO I STOP CUTTING MYSELF??#everytime i see a little too much blood it reminds me of when i did it and i feel sick to my stomach

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priestfrommidnightmass · 3 months

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sometimes writing abt an actor/character you know really well is difficult because it can be so difficult to write their facial expressions. sometimes i wish i had a collection of every single expression i’m referencing and that i could attach it to each sentence like footnotes

#this is abt griffin gluck specifically #finally continuing my fic of what i imagine happened with sam and peter after av #and it’s So. Hard to write him oh my god #because i know his face too fucking well i know every microexpression he does #but it’s so hard to translate. like i so desperately wish i could just say Expression2 #it would make my life so much easier.#like that’s literally that one face he does #i’ve written abt his characters many times and everytime i forget how difficult it is. like bitch that’s . that one face he does.#like you KNOW THE ONE! UGH!#there’s one fic in particular where i desperately needed this it was so Hard

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soldier-poet-king · 1 year

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God FORBID I want to take up space OUTSIDE of my 100 sq ft basement bedroom-prison, in this house, where I LIVE

#franposting #everytime im like oh ok living here isnt the absolute worst #shit like this happens #for fucks sake all I wanted was to set up bro 2 small weight bench in the downstairs bathroom #WHICH IS THE SAME SQUARE FOOTAGE AS MY ACTUAL BEDROOM #its HUGE and doesnt have yknow a bed desk dresser etc #and no one uses the downstairs bathroom except me and my dad #but NOOOO my mother is insanelt controlling and it makes visual clutter and she refuses to treat her actual obsessiveness #so i was given the option of the garage (cold dark spiders and we dont have an interior entrance qnd also its full of my dads shit)#or laundry/storage room (cold unfinished full of spiders and dust which im ALLERGIC TO #and also it doesnt have a door or a lock and i would straight up rather lift with the gym bros #than in view of my family #the gym bros are LESS judgemental #y do u think i do all my physio excercises in the bathroom or bedroom behind a locked door #i dont want to be PERCEIVED by my family #god forbid i try to exist outside my room prison #cant use the downstairs lounge bc allergic to upholstery #upstairs is loud and no privacy and everytime i sit in view of anyone #and also theres just no space????? plus my mother is always watching hallmark movies at volume 500 #ITS A VERY SMALL BUNGALOW WITH TOO MANY PPL #but also i cant afford to move out in the GTA and thats where the jobs are wnd where my job is #and im not moving in with randos and have no friends in the area needing roomates #literally fucking kill me #everydya i miss my shoebox apartment. it was so #so so small and lonely but it was safe and private and mine and i was allowed to exist without judgement and rules #im not an exquisitely unwell suciidal teej anymore but i still feel like im losing parts of myself #theyre dying and im never going to be whole and it just keeps shrinking and shrinking #and i KNOW im weird and have odd needs for my living situation to keep me mentally sane #and its selfish and whiny of me to want very specific kind of roomate and not strangers in this economy #or to just live alone

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hyah-through-hyrule · 5 months

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My crops would be so watered if I could just love a main/popular character for once

#it's not like i do it on purpose #i don't make the conscious decision to look at some less popular blorbo and go oh yes this is the one #it just happens #my current blorbo is like one of the least popular ones and when he is depicted it's usually wildly out of character in an unfun way #and so i make a lot of content for him to the point he is the main character in my au #i by no means expect attention when i try to bring up my ideas everytime #but getting posted over constantly is really taking it's toll #I'll wait hours after the last message was sent and then bam someone is there to immediately post over me without comment #or when i go oh hey i did this thing today! and get ignored but when someone else says something similar they get all the praise #cause they write for only the best and important boy of course #and aus where Wild is the main focus are all of course superior to everything else so why the hell do i even try #sometimes i think i should just stop creating because what the hell is the point when people only want the special boy #and when i did show my au Wild i got told i needed to make him skinnier??? like okay.#im sorry that i dont make stuff of the favorite character and when i do he is not good enough in peoples eyes i guess #anyway this is an accumulation of just absolute garbo that i needed to yell into the void #maybe someday i will feel confident in what i create but gods certainly not now #this is so hard

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