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zxphy · 1 year
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Okayy so you wanted some ideas, right? I saw your incel! Scaramouche post and I was wondering what your thoughts are on a yandere incel! Xiao? It's a popular idea but I really love it and maybe you could write it for Fem! Reader or Gn! Reader if you don't write fem! Readers
☆ No bitches?
Yandere! Incel! Xiao x Fem! Reader
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Tws/cws: Xiao, misogyny, women beating, domestic abuse, use of the word "retard", implied noncon, fem aligned reader lmfao, gaslighting, doxxing, rape and murder threats, and non consensual groping. Multiple spelling mistakes are present. Both you and Xiao are 18.
Smut written by a minor, dni if uncomfortable.
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Xiao was your best friend since childhood, but as you both got older into adult hood, he started acting different.
A lot more grabby and forceful. He was unable to get a girlfriend or get laid, so he went to reddit and 4chan to vent his frustrstions, there he met lots of people just like him.
He may or may not have asked them "why do women not like me", getting multiple misogynistic replies. Bro was easily manipulated then turned into a self proclaimed "incel" in about a month. He believed everything his new group of friends said.
He always talked about his discord servers and his gross friends to you, saying how they give him the best advice and their misogynistic views about how women should know their place and yada yada.
You started to hang out with him less and less, as Xiao grew incredibly insufferable. Just being near him made you uncomfortable, you were scared of even being in the same room as him.
Even though you hardly talked to him, yiu still interacted online because hey! He's been your best friend since birth you don't have the heart to end the friendship.. :(
The less time you spent with Xiao, the more time you spent with Aether, one of his best friends. Xiao obviously took notice of thst, and his huge crush on you did NOT help.
Xiao considered himself a nice guy, thinking he deserved sex from "females". Complaining that girls only want Chads who just use them for their body and leave, as if incels aren't the same thing but worse.
You wanted to help him you know.. NOT have that mindset, but his stupid 4chan friends kept encouraging his disgusting way of thinking!! :(
At sometime, Xiao eventually confessed his love for you. But honestly, you kind of expected that to happen considering you were the only chick that even looked in his direction, let alone talked to him. You let him down as lightly as you can, trying not to set him off. Cause from what you heard, self proclaimed incels usually never take "no" for an answer and take every rejection personally.
"I'm sorry Xiao, it's not you.. it's me." Oh it's definately him.
"But I'm a nice guy! I'll treat you well and get everything you want. I have a job, I can spoil you!" Ah. That would make sense as to where he gets all the money to blow on hentai from.
"I just don't have any feelings for you besides platonic ones. I'm sorry and I hope this doesn't ruin our friendship." You begin to sweat, praying you didn't set him off.
Xiao looked down to the ground at his feet and sighed. "I understand." You sigh in relief, until Xiao says this,
"Can I at least have a hug?" Oh fuck.
You begin to sweat more and nodded slowly, "S-sure man.." you open your arms out for a hug and Xiao embraces you tightly, good fucking god he smells disgusting. When was the last time he showered?? It should be common knowledge that axe body isn't a substitution for showers. The scents clash in a way that make your nose hairs burn and your toes curl. It took everything out of you to not gag.
But on the other hand, Xiao was in heaven, you smell so good! His face is in your hair and he takes a big whiff and he shudders, obviously enjoying himself. It's been forever since he's been so close to a girl, let alone YOU.
His hands slowly trail down from your back and get lower, eventually he had his hands on your ass and gave it a a light squeeze. You push him away and laugh nervously and wave him good bye, leaving him by yourself.
Days go by and you started getting mysterious phone calls, text messages and messages on your social media from anonymous people. Majority of them being death and rape threats.
Anonymous672
U stupid bitch why did u leave him to go fuck his best friend??
And another,
(777-777-777)
Im gonna rape u then kill u in an alleyway u deserve it stupid whore.
And another,
Anonymous929
I know your address.
And another...
Anonymous476
Get ready to get raped!
And... another.
(555-555-555)
He's gonna put you in your place, whore.
One time you even got a phone call and it qqs just a guy heavily breathing into the phone then threatening to rape you and then bury your body in the woods for "rejecting a perfectly nice guy."
At that point it was kind of obvious as to why you're getting such threats. Either Xiao has been using alt accounts and throwaway numbers or he had doxxed you to his other "nice guy" friends. You were honestly pissed, was he THAT butthurt because you didn't want to have sex with him? He needs to get a fucking life. Xiao used to be an amazing guy, your best friend, but now his stupid "nice guy" phase tore you both apart. You thought the rejection went well, that he'd be normal about it, but then he goes doxxing a girl because she didn't want to have sex with him? What the fuck?
You pulled your phone out of your pocket and started looking for Xiao's number, you hit him a message.
(You)
Xiao. Read 1:44pm.
(You)
XIAO. Read 1:57pm.
(You)
XIAO ANSWER ME, FUCKWAD. Read 2:00pm.
I know what you did. Read 2:00pm.
(Weird Fuck)
??
(You)
Xiao did you fucking doxx me?? Are you retarded? What the fuck is wrong with you, people keep threatening to rape and kill me you fucking ass wipe. Read 2:01pm.
(Weird Fuck)
Im sorry just meet me at my place
(You)
What?? No dawg, I'm not gonna go to your fucking house, I wanna know why you fucking doxxed me, we were literally best friends before you became a fucking misogynist. Why did you doxx me?? Read 2:02pm.
(Weird Fuck)
Come over and ill tell u
(You)
Kys. Read 2:02pm.
You shoved your phone back in your pocket and you huffed. Who does that fucker think he is?? All because you wouldn't date him!!
You being you, you still went to his home to get answers. He didn't deny doxxing you which ulset you even more. His dick probs got hard just by you texting him. (He did :3) You're sick of sll the threats, you just want it to stop. You just want Xiao to stop his bitchless behaviour. Now you're gonna do something about it.
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You walk up to the lavish home and knocked on the door. Of course Xiao still lives with his dad instead of doing something productive like going to colledge like his twin sister Ganyu. You folded your arms and waited. You assumed that Mr. Zhongli wasn't home because you heard some random porn game from the third story window, Xiao's room.
You knocked again, but this time louder. You heard the game pause, then a door slamming, then rapid footsteps going down stairs. You hesrd a voice from behind the door.
"Are you the delivery guy?" *Xiao.*
"No fuckwad." You replied back. The door slowly swung open, revealing Xiao. He looked a lot more gross than you remember, he looked incredibly dishevled, with messy greasy hair, a random tshirt with very suspcious stains and dandruff on it, baggy gray sweatpants that aldo had a suspcious stain, but this time on the crotch area, and a pair of perscription glasses, the frame kind of similar to yours. But what you really could not get over, was the smell. He smelled like he hasn't showered in months, he smells entirely of spoilt food, semen, body odor and sweat. Disgusting.
"You look and smell like shit." You push past Xiao and walk into the lovely home.
"You came." He mumbled.
Of course you came, you wanted to know why the fuck he'd doxx you. He grossed you out comepletely, he was a digusting good for nothing freak. Xiao was actually a nice guy, he got good grades, was super sweet to everyone and made his father proud.
Xiao avoided eye contact and told you to follow him to his room, so you both could talk. You shook your head, feeling uneasy.
"Mr. Zhongli isn't home, why not talk here?" He ignored your question and walked up the stairs. You followed behind but kept a reasonable distance. Reasonable being several feet.
Xiao opened his bedroom door and you were immedately met with a horrible stench, his room smelled like him but worse. It smelt like semen, piss and shame. His room was covered in hentai posters and anime girl figurines, his clothes thrown all over the floor, and in the corner there was a really expensive looking gaming set up.
He could afford a multi-monitor gaming set up but not deoderant?
What couldn't go unnoticed was the collection of stiff socks gathering in a pile near his bed.
"Xiao what the hell? Your room is a fucking biohazard, feels like I need a gas mask and a hazmat suit just to be in here." You felt sorry for his father, you couldn't imagkne what it feels like having a son just like Xiao.
You walked into the room, being careful of wjere you step, Xiao sits in his gaming chair and then types a message into his Discord chat. He then got back up and cleared a space on his bed, throwing whatever was previously there onto the floor. "You can uh.. sit there."
You shook your head, but then you looked back at Xiao and he looked like he was about to cry. You felt bad so you sat anyway. You're definately burning this skirt when you get home.
You got a proper look around the room, not only seeing the weird posters, but pictures of you.
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Creepy...
Xiao sat in his gaming chair and swung side to side, he looked nervous. Sweating as he looked at you.
You finally spoke up breaking the awkward silence. "So Xiao, why did fuck did you doxx me?" Xiao stayed silent and looked away from you. This really set you off. "Don't ignore me you asswipe! I've been getting threats of violent rape, I home you know you committed a cyber crime!"
"Relax, (Name.)" Xiao said still not looking at you. "It's not that serious." You scoffed and felt yourself getting more mad.
"Not that serious? NOT THAT SERIOUS?? Xiao! For the love of fucking christ, people are threatening to kill me! Why would you doxx me?!" You raised your voice at him, and you saw him get more nervous.
"Well.. I-I don't know I just. Me and you were like really close, but then you started fucking Aether.." You huffed, even more angry than before, "God fucking damnit Xiao! I'm trying to not fucking strangle you, but you're making it so hard!" You stood up and continued yelling, "You were so cool until you started acting like this! Kf course women won't like you if you keep thinking that she's gonna hop on your gross cock, Xiao! No one wants your tiny penis, I can assure that!"
You folded your arms and contued, "Sorry you feel so offended because I feel SAFE around Aether! He doesn't talk about how women's only purpose is to have kids and serve her mans or whatever, unlike YOU!"
Xiao fumbled with the draw strings on his sweatpants, "I-I don't know I uh just thought that you'd like me I g-guess.."
You face palmed. "Xiao. You doxxed me because I didn't want to date you? Dude! I explicitly told you that I have zero attraction to you. I only have PLATONIC feelings for you man. We had a good friendship but your gross ways ruined it-"
Xiao interupted you, "I'm a nice guy (Name), I'll treat you right. You're not like other females.."
"Oh my fucking god, Xiao..." you pinched the bridge of your nose. "I cannot believe that you think any girl would want to date YOU! A gross, disgusting people of shit incel like you! You're retarded if you think any girl would want your gross penis inside of her!"
Xiao stood up, "Fuck you (Name)!" You staggered back, surpised of his sudden outburst.
"Females like yourself are the problem. All you do is fuck chads and leave actjal nice sigmas in the dust!"
You blinked before letting out a laugh. "PFFTT!!! Dawg! Fuck this shit for real, and you know what? I'ma go to Aether's place to fuck him! How doed thst make you feel, Xiao? You gonna cry??" You flicked him off before getting up, walking to leave the room.
Suddenly your arm gets grabbed and you're pulled back, thrown onto the floor. Xiao gets on top of you and punches you square in the nose. You let out a loud squeal of pain.
"Xiao what the fu-" Xiao picks you up from under your arms and puts on on his bed, he starts feeling up your body, his hands trailing up yojr skirt, fumbling with the hem of your safety shorts.
You kicked him in the stomach and punched him in his face, Xiao staggered back and held his stomach as his glassed fell off his face, you took the chance and pushed him off you and ran.
Unfortunately for you, you tripped on the wires spewn about his room and you fell, Xiao took this opportunity and turned you around and kicked you until you stopped fighting. As an extra measure, Xiao grabbed your head, lifted it slightly then slammed it back down into the floor. You gripped your head in pain and whined.
"Xiao? What the fuck.." you wince. Xiao once again picks you up, and drops you onto his head, his hands trailing up your skirt. He lifts it slightly and pull down your safety shorts revealing your panties. His obvious erection poking through his sweatpants. Xiao went back to his gaming chair and once again started typing on his discord server, before getting up and locking his bedroom door. Too busy holding onto your head and lightly crying in pain, you had not noticed that he actually did lock the door.
The teen walked back over to you, took your shoes off and peeked off your safety shorts. He got close to you and whispered into your ear, "How does it feel to be put in your place?" He slapped you playfully.
Xiao shoved down his pants, his hard cock springing out. He hasn't shaved in a while, revealing curly black n green pubes covering his pelvic area. The tears that were threatening to fall, have fell, hot tears flowing down your cheeks hoping that Xiao isn't gonna do what you think he's gonna do.
"Xiao please. Don't do this.." You looked up at him in fear. Xiao ignored you and pulled off your panties, revealing your pussy. He threw them into a random direction. He pressed himself against you.
You're struggling to process what the fuck is going on, you're being held down, Xiao's dick is rubbing against you and half your clothes are missing.
Xiao then tore off your tshirt and threw the shreds in another random direction, then took off your bra, groping your chest the second he saw your tits.
"You're so fucking pretty.. and you're all mine." Xiao took his fingers and spread apart your lips, revealing your lovely pink insides. Xiao shoved two of his fingers inside of you just to test and you yelped.
"Fuck yeah, you're tight as balls." Xiao removed his fingers and quickly replaced his fingers with his thick cock.
He then slammed inside of you, putting his hands around your neck.
You're his now.
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ANDDD.. DONE! I'M SO GLAD I HAD THE MOTIVATION TO WRITE THIS..
I honestly think I got a little too into it, anyway I hope you guys enjoy! :3
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rwbysketches · 1 month
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Impressive detail level packed into that Emerald PFP. I dunno if she'd want to *advertise* the 5-fingered discount occupation in a groupchat, but maybe Neo supplements their hauls with game tournament prizes. Also morbidly curious how deep Yang's officer ball headcanons go.
ask in reference to this post
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come with me, step into the beautiful world of officer ball OC
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n1blakelover · 1 year
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rewatching rwby and im at herb’s introduction and bro freaks me out so much
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xiaoluclair · 9 months
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inanthesis · 8 months
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@viigilant | x. "They dare slander you? I will obliterate them immediately-"
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"Your enthusiasm is appreciated, however... I cannot quite deny this accusation that has been leveled against me."
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weaseltotheface · 9 months
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If there's something I've taken away from fandom is that 90% of popular fan ideas about characters sex lives are bad and biased
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" MMM … MI … MR. FLUTTER - BY WOULD LIKE SOME B – BEANUT PUTTER, PLEASE … ? " 
A spoon with a rather generous scoop of peanut butter layered into its bowl was then offered up to the adeptus, behind it a pair of innocent, hopeful eyes. She took another step closer to Xiao & struggled to keep balanced on her toes as she lifted the spoon as high as she could reach. 
" i … it's very nice beanut - putter! ve … vvv— very, very nice! "
" a … and it's for mr. fluh … mr. Flutter - by! " // ( it's happening 😭 I wrote this on a melatonin so I apologize if it's messy KDNSKDK for Xiao, too! if it wasn't obvious--who ELSE could be Mr. Flutter - by? 😏 skfmdodksk) 
Answered! || asdlfja;djk ARIIIII i'm weeping over her, she's so precious T~T 💕💖 thank you so much for sending this!
In his thousands of years of life, Xiao had seen things that mere mortals could scarcely dream of. Intimately, he knew what humans dreamed. He had survived unspeakable horrors and witnessed great wonders—no longer was he fazed by what the world could give on either end of the spectrum.
Steadfast. Unshakable.
...And yet, every time Ari approached him, all at once Xiao felt as if he knew nothing of the world.
Leave it to humans to find a way to faze him with their sheer absurdity.
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"Don't come any closer." The first words to leave his mouth were not a greeting, nor an acknowledgement of the strange...offering? she carried. And yet, words that would be sharp for most were softened for her: a gentle, stern reminder that was reinforced by Xiao stepping back each time she stepped closer.
Only with a few feet of distance between them did golden eyes drop to the spoon that she seemed to want to force into his mouth. Lucky for the adeptus that she couldn't reach even if he would allow her close enough. "Adepti do not eat human food," he said, although the sidelong look he cast the spoon made obvious his questioning whether the pile of brown goop could be dubbed as such.
That should have been the end of it. But after a pause—
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"It is kind of you, to bring me an offering—but unnecessary. If this...beanut putter—" Unfamiliar syllables fell awkwardly, leaving a distinct scrunch in the bridge of his nose, "—is 'nice,' you should enjoy it yourself."
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xkandor · 2 years
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I'm gonna need yall to stop erasing Yangs disability when you draw her. Saw someone's fan art who drew V8 fanart of her w/out her prosthetic like??? Its not hard just draw her prosthetic. I promise you it's a thousand times better than erasing her disability.
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sylvctica · 2 years
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these are my most confident builds overall wwww
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Reminder that I suck at giving feedback, especially now that I can’t articulate my feelings right now (the only thing running through my head every time I think of this chapter is “AAAAHHHHHHHHH”), but just know that this was great.
Like, there’s something about Yang deciding to see Adam, deciding to talk to him, finding and acknowledging that bit of humanity in him they both didn’t know was there, with this bit before it?
"Have my back?"
"I can do that."
That fucking hits. You really had to make me eat my words about last chapter, and fucking thank you for that.
But that sharing toothbrushes part is grody and nasty and yuck and ruined my suspicion of disbelief /j
Reminder that I am simply happy to get feedback ;)
I realized after that response to Yang and Blake's interaction in chapter 20 that I'd written Yang into a genuinely shitty position. The only way out was to give her some actual agency so that any further developments felt to the reader like they were happening with her, not to her.
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Legend of Fuyao | s01e16
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kaeddehara · 2 years
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saying “you’re mine” <3
[ albedo + xiao + childe + diluc ]
[ nsfw, mdni, part two w/heizou + cyno maybe ?? ]
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desperate bedo :((, he’s just stressed and needs you to make him feel better <33
albedo was in such a rut. being so backed up with work from the knights and his own research. he’d tire himself out day and night in his lab. forgetting to take care of himself and look a complete mess. hair a mess eyes underlined with dark circles that looked almost painful to have. once he finally found himself at his shared home with you, his mind was set on one time entirely. seeing you of course! coming inside and seeing you relaxed by yourself made for a perfect moment.
“a-albedo slow down—“
you begged him to give any sort of explanation as he continued going at your neck and groping your body.
“working so hard haven’t you?”
albedo continued sucking dark markings into your next as he began to push you down to get on top of you. finally seeing his sleep deprived eyes and messy hair (honestly a turn on), you knew what albedo wanted and complied. pushing his lips against yours as a means to keep you both occupied while he fumbled with his belt. giving you little to no time to take a breather and leaving you messy as well.
“you’re mine…”
slipped from his lips sandwiched between a kiss. being in the midst of everything, it turned you on even more and you pulled him closer to your face just wanting to taste him more.
full nelson xiao?? not sure what came over me but yes let’s go for it, possessive xiao as usual, pussy drunk xiao <33
he was not in the mood for anything else other than you. seeing you at his will practically took over his mind and he couldn’t help but take the chance to pounce at you.
firstly it started slowly; just you sitting on his lap and embracing each other gently while to sun set. after a while, xiao couldn’t hold himself back. your warmth, it was intoxicating. messily making out as he slid his hands underneath your shirt and felt your sweet body up. soon enough, you felt your back on his chest and his hot breath heaving over your neck. legs being spread carefully as he pushed your clothes to the side and got to work.
“that’s it, that’s it! you’re mine…”
xiao growled against your neck and his hips continued to snap up to yours at a mind numbing pace. your poor mind turned to mush by the incomprehensible speed xiao was going at. only his words and the feeling of his hands on your waist holding you up were what kept you from losing it all.
imagine him all sweaty and bloody then fucking you on the floor, kinda gross kinda hot yk, teasing childe ofc
childe and you would frequently spar each other. nothing too dangerous as neither of you ever released full power on each other, but still, it was a good way to build up stamina and keep fit. typically, you both would go rounds and relax after along each other. however, seeing you so into the pure rush the feeling of battle gave you, it drove lust to overtake his weakened mind.
“you know i can’t hold back when you look at me like that”
your soft whines and cries drove him crazy. that, and how pretty you looked drooling over him as he held your legs up
“you’re mine”
he laughs against your face, watching for your reaction. you can’t seem to do anything but pant out and beg for more. childe almost frowns at this before realizing what he can do now that he has you dumb and at his will.
“come on say it!”
he pushes into you a little more till he’s basically bottomed out making you choke at the sudden feeling. the feeling of his toned hips pounding into your soft flesh, turning it a bright pink.
“i-i’m yours!”
childe chuckles at what a pathetic mess you’d become. such a strong fighter as yourself succumbed to a complete mess on the floor.
“you are mine..”
he smiles into your skin as he continues to make you his <3
possessive and jealous diluc, imagine this with slight bondage???, reader just wants to rile him up <3
diluc got off of a long shift at angel share when a couple of drunk patrons asked to take you home to which to repeatedly said no and continued away to diluc who was upset at them and brought you over to teach you a lesson
it was a usual evening for diluc in the tavern. watching everyone enjoy their company and drinks with each other as more drunk patrons asked for another round. while it was never something diluc would say he enjoyed to see out loud, he did appreciate it. along with the sight of you present, it made the evening all the more enjoyable.
although when he started to see a few of those patrons get a little too close and a little too talkative with you, he knew he had to take this into his hands in his after hours.
watching as they stumbled out and the tavern emptied itself as he waited for you sitting all alone, a little intoxicated yourself. giving him a soft smile, he looked at you with a serious gaze. getting up, already weak in the knees, diluc pushed you against the table.
“i don’t appreciate you showing up and putting on a show like that”
he whispered in your ear leant down over your shoulder. quickly after that, this lead to you being bent over a tavern table and getting fucked like a good slut face down ass up. dilucs hips pounding into the soft flesh of your ass as he bent over you, letting his hips do all the work.
“you’re all mine…hah..”
he panted out, reaching his high so soon the feeling in his stomach building up so quickly. your sinful sounds ringing off the tavern walls reminded him how much he loved having you in his life. even though you wanted to be a brat, he still found a way to make you his <3
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i23kazu · 1 year
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GENSHIN MEN & LICKING THEM TIL THEY LOSE IT
characters. xiao zhongli kaeya diluc childe alhaitham kaveh x reader genre. romantic fluff... crack fic! again! slightly suggestive! i mention a kink n everyt is /lh! an. i am losing my mind. is it obvious (part 3!) & thank u @dawndelion-winery and @iinuko for the ideas | please reblog!! im getting back into writing and reblogs with tags and comments will make me want to write more :D
xiao
????? yn?????????? keep licking and he eventually shoves you away (this is your second time licking him), please don't make him mad... he'd just poke u with his spear but he'd ignore you for a few days
zhongli
grimaces, tells you to stop it immediately because you aren't a dog. "but zhongliiiii im your dog" "no." he says flatly, and you drop it immediately because his aLpHa mALe era!!!! let him cook!!
kaeya
treats you like a dog the rest of the day bc he's annoyed. beg and whine for his attention lol but he'll relent after like. 2 days bc he's a soft snowflake. also you overhear him telling diluc (let me live my best friend ragbro dreams) "theyre not cooking shit"
diluc
"what the fuck" he sounds so embarrassed for you but jk he loves you!!!! but srsly stop licking him he sweats a lot bc ur hot yk and thats kinda gross unless ur into that... #nokinkshaming #betruetoyourself
childe
licks you back and tells you to stop it. also goes to the other room to furiously scrub his cheeks bc wtf. what is going on with. you. BROS SAYING NOTHING 🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶😈💥🔥🔥🔥 WHAT IS BRO SAYING 🥶🔥🥶🔥🥶🔥🥶🔥🥶
alhaitham
"what the fuck is wrong with you" <- you drop it after this
kaveh
licks you back. licks you MORE, even, because he's goofy like that!!!! just a silly guy!! call him a bitch bc he's ur dog now. woof bark woof woof bitches. my braincells died on me im rly sorry for this shitty work but i found it funny
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rene-darling · 2 years
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HOW- genshin men react to you groping your boobies
[Not sexualy] fem!reader
Ft...Scaramouche...xiao...albedo
A/n..these stupid virgins have never been in a relationship before you, so they have no clue women sometimes like to hold their chest or even touch it..not sexually "what do you mean?! You did it subconsciously???ಠ_ಠ" slightly suggestive
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Scaramouche
It was a normal day until scara discovers a peculiar habit of yours
Scara was bored with doing paperwork all morning so he decided to come and annoy you instead!
Scaramouche busted through your door but his voice was cut off the second his eyes landed on you..."h-...wh--..??" There you were in your seat and at first glance, everything seemed normal...
until he rubbed his eyes and looked at your hand which was not so discreetly under your shirt...groping your boob??
"Wh-what the hell!! Ca-..can't you lock the door if your gonna do gross things like..like...th-that!!" Scara, for some reason barges into your room, and yelled at you for...doing your work? You really don't know, and then he booked it out the door...?
Honestly, I think it would take this to happen a few more times until Scaramouche finally confronts you about it
"He-hey listen up!" He had made up his mind "yes, my love" "I-i uh..um" he started buffering for some reason
"You- this needs to stop!" "...what dose?" Huhhhh?? Do you not realize what he's talking about?? His face is growing rosy by the second you wonder, what is it that your lover wants to tell you about??
"You need to-..sstop touching yourself all the time especially with your door wide! Open!!" There! He said it! He told you! "Touching..myself..oh," oh?...oh??? That's all you have to say?!?! Before scara could even think of a response- you busted out laughing??? "Wh-what- do you think this is?!" "-yes!" You spoke between waves of laughter
Finally taking pity upon the red boy "are you red from embarrassment or anger?"
"e- embarrassment? it's you who should be embarrassed! You shameless women! Touching yourself in public with the door open! you perv!!"
You started laughing harder. You couldn't help it! He was being so cute!! "STOP LAUGHING! EXPLAIN YOURSELF YOU PERV!"
Okayokay!.. Still snickering a little you decided to finally answer the poor boy "so ya sometimes when my hands are cold I like to stuff them down my shirt" you shrugged it off as nothing..but he didn't he was standing there with a dumbfounded look on his face while you gently pet his head
Even after you explained he's so confused cuz like- still whyy?
Now he wants to touch them too
He looks at his hand while gently squeezing it
"Look who's the perv now eh?"
"H-hey don't you have work to do!"
Xiao
He walks in. He sees you. He sees your hand. He teleports away.
No, but srsly this man did not talk to you do days after seeing you do that
You have to track him down and force him to talk to you he dosn't bring it up or even talk to you about it until..
Xiao misses you so he's come to see you, you guys are having a great conversation until..you start holding your boobies??
"Is something wrong xiao?" He's just starting at your hand placement "..."
"God this feels so much better than just letting them dangle " "ಠ_ಠ"
"I- yo-you have no respect for the adepti!!" And with that he runs off, you're confused as to why he's been doing that you wonder what it could be-...oh.
Huh, it took you long enough to notice.. Now you have to track down that stupid boy and explain to him you weren't. Casually touching yourself in front of him...gosh that sound so bad
"Xiao there you are!" Xiao was just about to run away before you grabbed his arm and forced him to look at you..while Phanting from running around all day you said "oh..no you don't..let, let me explain xiao"
After you explain he's so embarrassed by what he thought you were doing...(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
It's even worse if you decide to tease him "xiao what did you think I was doing( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)??"
He's hoping- no praying to the lord of geo that the earth opens up and swallows him whole
"N-nothinG! You-..you have no respect for the adepti!"
And with that he's once again gone..waiting for you to look for him
Albedo
It's really cold in dragonspine and your hands are freezing! But lucky for you, you have a warm bundle of muscle right on your chest and- there hot
Finally arriving at albedos lab you see him working on a project seemingly not noticing you, "hey love" "..oh hello y-...oh" huh well that's not what he expected to see..
"Do you have a fire lit, God it's so cold" "..uh-..hm.." "What's wrong bedo..?"
"Hm..well I do hope this doesn't come off as creepy...but- are you perhaps pleasuring yourself?..if so...do you need assistance"
"...hUhhh???" "...I-" "bedo..what?" "It.. seems I've gotten it wrong..ahem- would you mind explaining than..y'know your hand positioning...?"
"That- that's what you meant-"
After you explained to albedo that you were not touching yourself randomly like a perv
He got quite curious
"Hm..so you do it sometimes because it's comfortable?"
Sighing "yes..bedo"
He is quite intrigued by the reason behind this habit of yours
"Can I touch-"
Slap.
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A/n...I started writing this weeks ago but I got sick and stuff so it took me years to finally finish this
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jadewingedspear · 1 year
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In which Xiao goes feral over your natural scent
Warnings: dom! Xiao, ooc Xiao, reader is afab, use of ‘pussy’, ‘clit’, etc. Cunnilingus. Slight coercion. Sorta gross bc reader hasn’t showered lol…sorry. Porn without plot. Not proofread. Lots of stuttering. Coming from someone who hasn’t written a fic in years.
18+ only
On mobile so please tell me if the format is odd!
You opened your eyes upon feeling a heavy weight nudging against your thighs. Rousing fully from your sleep, you looked around to find the pillow next to you empty. Looking down, however, you found your beloved yaksha curled up, head on your lap, his ankles entwined with your own.
“Good morning Xiao.” you yawned, stretching your arms high in the air with a grunt. “Will you let me up? I need to shower.” With that, you made a move to sit up.
“N-No!” Xiao protested, quickly throwing his body over your lower half. His arms squeezed your sides as he mumbled out, “I, I need you…” and quickly face-planted your midriff to hide his face. If you weren't lazy and skipped your shower last night, you’d be more than happy to participate in some morning activities. With a fond smile, you brought your hand to rest on his head, gently stroking through some of the strands. “Xiao, once I’ve showered and freshened up, I’m all yours.”
“You don’t get it.” Xiao sternly states, squeezing you harder.
“Please explain.” You let out a slight groan, wiggling in his grasp. Xiao wasn’t going to let go of you any time soon. He doesn’t say a word, but he does manoeuver so he’s hovering on all fours above your lower half, before lying flat on his tummy. He hooks his arms under both of your thighs, palms resting on the soft fat on the top of them. With ease, he pulls your whole body down to meet his face, his nose pressing right up against your clothed pussy. He inhales deeply. “Y-you smell so good…so musty.” Another inhale.You squeak in surprise, your face reaching record breaking temperatures. “Xia-Xiao!” You make a feeble attempt to push his head away, but Xiao persists. “You’re embarrassing me!”
Xiao shoots you a glance before hooking his fingers into the side of your sleeping shorts, pulling them down to your knees. He looks to the side, a small sense of shame suddenly waving over him. “I… I like it.” Xiao turns his head to look at you. “Please let me have you. I like it.” A light blush dusts his nose and cheeks. You chew your bottom lip, tucking your chin into your chest in an attempt to close in on yourself.
“O-okay…” You trail off. “But I’m showering right after!”
Xiao doesn’t acknowledge before he dives down, mouthing your underwear over your pussy. “Mmm… so good.”
Feeling his tongue prodding your clit through your underwear was enough to elicit a gasp from your mouth, and you couldn’t help but rest your head back on the pillow to let Xiao continue his administrations. You still felt wrong about this, disgusting, even. However, there was no denying a starved man’s request.
Xiao lifts his head up, finally pulling your underwear down. He pushes himself onto his heels and takes off both your underwear and shorts off your ankles, tossing them into a pile on the floor. Swiftly, he pins your left thigh to the mattress, “keep your right leg on the bed.” he orders. With a gulp, you oblige, legs spread and pussy on display. With his left hand, he caresses your folds delicately before using a thumb and forefinger to spread them. Your hole leaks some juices, traveling down to your ass. A tongue pokes out to coat Xiao’s lips in his saliva. Without another word, he leans down to circle your clit in his mouth, sucking gently. A loud moan is ripped from your throat, back arching. Feeling his wet muscle directly on you after his previous teasing felt amazing, sending shocks up your body. Xiao switches from sucking to licking, back to sucking. Some of the noises were sinful, but, well… you were past that worry.
“Your clit is nice and big,” Xiao whispers, pressing a chaste kiss to it. He sucks some more, before licking a long stripe from your hole up your folds and to your clit, circling the bud with his tongue. You grab a fistful of his hair, pushing his head desperately to you, as if he could get any closer. Xiao groans at the action, letting the flat of his tongue wash over your entire sex, collecting any juices. “So good.” He moans out. More moans escape your lips, but are soon cut off when Xiao sits up. He looks you in the eyes with a stern look on his face. “Flip over.” Your heart skips a beat at him looking down on you, his eyes darkening, but you can detect the hunger in them. You follow his request, rolling over onto your tummy, hugging your pillow to your face.
Xiao places his hands under your hips and lifts your bum in the air. Your chest is still pressed into the bed, but your knees are supporting your weight. The yaksha kneads the globes of your ass cheeks before spreading them apart. The heat returns to your cheeks once again, “Xiao…” You whine, but another gasp escapes you when he, again, dives down so his tongue can assault your wet pussy once again. He slurps and licks and sucks, neglecting nothing. Your clit, hole and folds all get the attention they deserve while he continues to squeeze and pinch your ass.
Your stomach begins to curl with that familiar feeling, the need to release becoming stronger and stronger. “Xiao, please, I’m gonna…” You can’t finish your sentence. Xiao moans into your pussy, his tongue and lips working harder to bring you to the edge. Your toes curl and you grip your pillow closer, and that coil in you finally snaps. “Xiao!” You call, your body lurching forward, away from Xiao before oversensitivity hits you. Xiao’s hands tighten their grip on you, pulling you back to him so he can lick up any juices and cream you released around his mouth with a low groan. “Xia-Xiao, please…” You beg breathlessly, chest heaving.
With some reluctance, Xiao pulls away, allowing you to let your body lay flat on the bed. With trembling arms, you push yourself into a sitting position facing your beloved. He sits on his knees, his nose, lips and chin glistening with your release. His eyes are lidded, full of lust but also satisfaction. He, too, is breathless, chest moving at a rapid pace as he collects himself. Your eyes trail downwards, to his pants, where his cock proudly produces a tent, a wet patch on top.
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teyvatdreams · 2 years
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helping them when they need it
incl. itto, xiao, kazuha, childe
warnings: mentions of injuries / cuts
a/n: childe’s is . kind of angsty ?? still has a little bit of reverse comfort. also takes place before he tries to destroy liyue <3
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itto
you weren’t entirely sure why arataki itto ran to you when he had an allergy attack, but here he was, nearly hyperventilating at your doorstep.
“what happened?” you ask, putting your hand on his shoulder to steady him.
“beans,” he chokes out. “beans,” he repeats, coughing.
“we were getting food and there were beans hidden under his rice,” one of his gang members explains. “we told him to be careful but he was so hungry he took a bite without checking!”
“oh, jeez. come on,” you sigh, helping itto up. “could you guys give us some space?” you look to the three men standing behind itto.
they all nod. “we’ll stay out here if that’s what you need.”
you close your door and sit itto down. his eyes were filled with tears and he was coughing uncontrollably. “itto, you’ve gotta be more careful. this is the 2nd time this has happened in the past week,” you tell him. “at this rate, you’re gonna build an immunity to beans.”
itto rapidly shakes his head. “no way. never gonna happen,” he says with a strained voice.
“just sit here and calm down. you’re not gonna be able to get your breath back if you keep panicking,” you tell him. “do you want some water?”
itto quickly nods. you retrieve a glass of water for him and he slurps it down. “man, you really are a lifesaver,” he breathes. he already sounds better.
“are you gonna be okay? aren’t eating beans like, particularly bad for you? am i gonna have to rush you to a doctor?” you ask.
“slow down, slow down,” itto says between breaths. “i think i’ll be fine. might have to take it easy for the rest of the night, but i won’t die or anything. it was just one bean.” his face scrunches up. “so gross.”
you refill his glass of water, and he drinks it all in the blink of an eye. “d’you mind if i crash here for a bit?” he asks. “just a few hours, tops. i promise i’ll be gone before the sun sets.”
you nod. “that’s fine, i guess. what do you want me to tell the guys?”
“just tell ‘em to head home and that i’m taking a nap here. they’ll be outta your hair then.”
you did just that, and although hesitant, his gang members left. by the time you came back inside, itto was already fast asleep. you didn’t have to leave home, so you just went on with your day and kept an eye on itto.
the sun started to set and itto finally started stirring. “itto?” you ask quietly.
itto’s eyes flutter open and he rubs them before lifting his head. “oh man, how long have i been out?”
“three days,” you reply. “just kidding, it’s only been a few hours.” you quickly add on once you see the look of horror on itto’s face.
“not funny,” he mumbles, setting his head back down. “how am i still so exhausted?”
“well, you are extremely allergic to beans. ‘extremely’ almost doesn’t seem like a good enough word to describe how badly allergic you are,” you tell him. “just stay the night.”
“are you sure?” itto asks after a few moments of silence. “i mean, i’m sure i can make it home just fine. granny is probably worried about me,” he says.
“i understand that, but i don’t really think you’re in a condition to make that journey back to your granny right now. surely she’ll understand when you get back?“ you suggest.
“yeah, you’re probably right. she’d probably be mad at me for walking that much when i’m like this.” he says. he groans. “i need to go back to sleep. my head is killing me,”
“no worries. hopefully you’ll feel better in the morning.” you say.
“hey, (y/n), thanks for letting me stay here while i recover. i owe you big time.” itto says.
you chuckle. “don’t worry about it. you’re not in best itto condition, i can’t let you go around inazuma looking like that,”
he laughs. “yeah, thanks for — wait, what do you mean by that? how bad do i look?!?”
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xiao
“he’s on the roof, as usual. i… don’t think he’s in the best condition. could you please check on him?”
verr goldet’s voice sounded more nervous than usual. as you made your way to the top of wangshu inn, you were just expecting to see xiao exhausted from conquering demons — it was a rare sight, but it did happen. you had never actually seen him physically hurt.
“xiao?” you ask, stepping onto the roof. you couldn’t see him. “xiao?” you repeat.
you hear something behind you. turning, you finally see xiao. you can tell by the way he’s standing that he’s in great pain — eyebrows furrowed, face contorted in a way that makes it only more obvious he’s trying to hide his pain. “you called?”
“verr goldet asked me to check on you… are you okay?” you ask, stepping closer.
xiao grunts. “i’m fine.”
it’s then when you notice his arms are cut, exposing dark gashes on his arm that are the complete opposite of a human’s flesh. gasping, you put a hand on his arm, making sure to be wary of his injury. “what happened?”
“i said i’m fine,” xiao gently moves away from your grasp. “it’s just a flesh wound…”
“it should still be cared for,” you tell him. “please let me look at it.”
xiao crossed his arms before sighing. “alright, fine.”
“i’ll be back in just a moment. don’t leave.”
you quickly go down the stairs of wangshu inn and retrieve a first aid kit. you’re back to the roof in no time and pleased to see that xiao hasn’t left. “sit,” you say, gently helping him sit down. you start to disinfect his cuts.
he doesn’t even flinch. he clears his throat. “…is it bad?”
you shake your head. “no. it isn’t deep enough to need stitches or anything,” you reply. “but whatever got you, got you pretty good.”
you bandage up his right arm and start cleaning the next. “where were you when i got here? verr goldet said you’d be on the roof.”
“i knew she’d send you after me,” he mumbles. “i didn’t want you to see me hurt.”
“why?” you ask. “it’s a good thing i did, right? you could get more hurt if you left these untreated.”
he shrugs. “i suppose you’re right.”
“if you didn’t want me to see you like this, then why did you still show up?” you ask.
“because you called out my name. and i promised i’d be there whenever you did.” xiao replies.
you finish bandaging him up. “you’re good at keeping promises,” you say, packing the first-aid kit up. “so promise me you won’t hesitate to ask me for help.”
xiao pauses for a moment before nodding slightly. when you start to descend the stairs to return the kit back to its place, you feel xiao’s eyes on you, watching intently. “i’m just putting the first-aid kit back,” you tell him. “i’ll be back. would you like me to get you some almond tofu from chef yanxiao?”
“okay,” he says, shoulder dropping in relief. “just… make it fast, please,”
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kazuha
doing business on the docks of liyue, you had grown close to the captain of the crux, beidou. you were the first to welcome her back and the last to send her your regards and well wishes before she left. so when she returned to liyue after a trip to inazuma, she wasted no time to introduce you to kaedehara kazuha.
he was timid, only speaking to beidou, avoiding all eye contact with you — beidou told you once it was just you and her that he had been through a lot recently, fleeing from inazuma after witness his friend get slain.
before the pair left the dock, you called out his name.
“kazuha, if you ever need help, ask beidou where you can find me.”
it was just an offer; you couldn’t deny that his story pulled at your heartstrings a bit. he had gone through so much. losing a friend, fleeing your home nation, suddenly coming to a new nation you don’t know anything about. it was a lot.
a few weeks had passed since kazuha had arrived in liyue. you had only spoken to him once since beidou introduced you to him, but you saw him around the city a lot and would always wave or give him a friendly smile. it wasn’t until a stormy night that kazuha took up your offer of help.
you almost didn’t hear him knock on your door. it almost blended in with the pounding rain against your house. but you checked anyways, and you were greeted with a soaking wet kazuha at your doorstep.
you immediately pulled him inside, running to grab a towel to dry him off. he looked like he was soaked to the bone, his clothes were sopping wet and rain dripped from his hair. you wrapped the towel around him and sat him down.
“i tried to find shelter,” kazuha chuckles as he pulls the towel tighter around his body. “but as you can see, i failed.”
“it’s been raining for hours,” you say softly, throwing more wood in the fireplace nearby. “have you been in the rain this entire time?”
“not the entire time. i was in a cave when the rain started, but the wind started to blow the rain in. so i started to make my way here.” he explains. “it still took some time, though.”
“i’m glad you knew where i was. besides from me there’s only two other houses nearby, and i’m not sure they’d be as welcoming to a stranger.” you tell him.
“after we met a few weeks ago i asked beidou where i could find you if i needed it. since i’ve been here for some time now, i didn’t have any trouble finding you, luckily.” he replies. he sniffles, pushing his wet hair back.
“let me get you some food, you must be starving.” you say, pushing a chair closer to the fireplace. “sit here. get warmed up,” you help him stand and get him seated by the fire.
you quickly go to your kitchen to retrieve some soup you had made earlier while you rack your brain on what to do about his clothes. you had some old clothes you didn’t wear anymore that might fit him; he just needed something for the night. you left the kitchen to get kazuha some food in his stomach.
“here’s some soup,” you say. “you’ll have to change out of those clothes before you get sick, though,”
kazuha nods, taking the soup from your hands and sips it, sighing in relief at the warmth. “thank you for helping me,” he says. “i don’t think i realized how cold i was until i got here.”
“of course,” you reply. “there’s no way i’d leave you out there. let me get you those clothes now,” you go to your bedroom and find the clothes — looking at them now, they’d surely fit him.
when you return, kazuha had finished the soup and was standing by the fire. he had just finished drying his hair; it was out of it’s usual ponytail now. “i’m sorry for causing any—“
“shh,” you shush him. “it’s fine. i offered to help and now i’m helping.” you hand him the clothes.
his eyelids are heavy. he looks so exhausted he could fall asleep standing up.
“i can take you to my room and you can have my bed for the night.” you tell him.
kazuha shakes his head. “no. i can’t do that. i can just sleep out here on the floor.”
“kazuha—“
“i’ll be fine. i’m used to it. having a roof over my head is enough for me.” he says.
you listen to the rain outside for a few moments before nodding. “okay. you can put your clothes by the fire, hopefully they’ll be dried by morning.” you say. “are you sure you’ll be okay?”
kazuha smiles slightly, nodding. “yes. i can’t thank you enough for what you’ve done so far.”
“alright, then. i’ll see you in the morning.” you leave kazuha by himself and go to your own room. it takes you some time to shut your brain off and fall asleep, but you manage.
in the morning, you leave your room and see that kazuha has already woken up. he was back in his own clothes that had dried and had neatly folded yours and set it on the table.
“how are you feeling?” you ask.
“okay,” kazuha replies. “although… i can feel a cold coming on,” he sighs.
“well, you can always come back if you need to. a cold will definitely leave faster if you have proper shelter. i can also get you some medicine from dr. baizhu. i have to deliver something to him today anyways,” you tell him.
kazuha nods, grinning. “thank you.”
you quickly get ready and head towards the harbor with kazuha. the smell of rain still lingered in the air, children were jumping in the puddles left behind while the wild animals drank from them.
“i have to head to the crux,” kazuha says. “thank you again for all the help.”
“you’re welcome. feel free to come by anytime,” you tell him.
he nods, a soft smile on his face. “i’ll definitely consider it.”
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childe
there had been a few times before when you had needed to patch up the mysterious man from snezhnaya — usually just a few cuts and bruises, but for a toy seller, he was getting hurt an awful lot.
so when he showed up on your doorstep, clothes tattered, covered in blood, you knew there was definitely something he wasn’t telling you. but that didn’t mean you were going to deny him help.
silence fills the room as you disinfect his cuts and clean the dirt off his skin. you noticed that body was basically covered in scars.
“you’ve definitely seen me in better shape,” childe finally says, voice strained. he’s still able to crack a smile.
you look to him. even though he’s smiling, you can sense some kind of hurt in his eyes. you quickly glance away. “i have.”
“i appreciate your help. i didn’t know who else to go to. the pharmacy is closed, and i’m not sure i’d get the same kind of help there as i will from you.” childe says.
you nod. “you made the right choice. so, what happened?” you ask.
the question makes childe shift uncomfortably in his spot. “i can tell you’re suspicious.”
“of course i am. am i supposed to think toy sellers get in fights like this?” you question. “either way, i don’t care. we’ve already established some kind of friendship, so…”
“it was never my plan to keep my real job hidden from you,” he admits. “but it would change your mind about me. and it felt kind of nice to have someone who didn’t know what i’m really in liyue for… but everyone figures it out somehow,” he says, chuckling.
“childe…” you say softly. “i’m still helping you. and i plan to do this whenever you need it.”
childe looks to you, with an almost confused and hurt expression on his face. “i’m not a good guy.”
“then i’ll pretend you’re a good guy.” you reply, pressing a bandage onto a cut on his shoulder. “if mr. zhongli trusts you, then surely you can’t be all that bad? i’m starting to get a feeling you don’t talk too highly of yourself.”
childe looks down at the floor. “okay. then we can pretend i’m just a toy seller.”
you pull childe’s sleeve back down to cover the bandage. “alright.”
childe stands up from his seat and heads to the door. “thank you again.”
“are you sure you want to leave? you must be exhausted. you’re already hurt and it’s dark outside. you should really—“
“i’ll be fine.” childe cuts you off. “i shouldn’t take up more of your time. you’ve already helped me this much.” he opens the front door. “i hope i’ll see you again soon.”
and then, he’s gone, leaving you with nothing but your thoughts.
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